[System] nostalgic: i was cleaning my basement . I found a video game which i used to play  when i was child. it brought lot of good memories!!

[Assistant] When i was cleaning the basement. I found old video game which i used to play when i was young!!

[Assistant] Wow! What platform was it for? Nintendo or Atari or Sony?

[Assistant] Nintendo. It brought up lot of good old memories!!

[Assistant] Sounds like you had a great childhood, you can try playing it now by downloading an emulator haha, I tried that and it was great


[System] trusting: I really like to ask my friends for advice

[Assistant] I really like to ask my friends for advice

[Assistant] thats nice of you to rely on a friend.

[Assistant] Yeah I trust my friends to give me good advice

[Assistant] then you got good set of friends. Don't lose them for your life!!


[System] furious: I am so over my sister in law.  She's a special ed teacher, but cannot take time out of her life to actually raise her kids.

[User] I am so over my sister in law, I have absolutely no use for her.

[User] Alright, I can get behind that. Sisters-in-law are usually angry messes of human beings anyway, so I'll back you up on that. What did she do though?

[User] She's a special ed teacher (good person right?), but can't take any time out of her life to actually raise her two boys.

[User] Yeah that's pretty unacceptable. As a former teacher myself, I can assure you that as much as I loved those kids, my kids would always come first no matter what.


[System] hopeful: I have had bad luck in the past with cars but I know its about to turn around

[Assistant] I have never had a decent car

[Assistant] That's too bad. In all fairness, no one really needs a good car. I have a beater, but it's get me from place to place. That's all that really matters.

[Assistant] mine doesnt get me anywhere anymore but I am saving for something nice

[Assistant] I am sure you'll reach your goal one day. I do hope you get that brand spanking new car.

[Assistant] ha ha I dont think I can afford something new but it will be nice


[System] jealous: A strange man was staring down my girlfriend at the carnival today. I was furious.

[Assistant] A strange man was staring at my girlfriend at the carnival today. I was so furious!

[Assistant] did you say something

[Assistant] I certainly did! I beat in his clowny face. Serves the ingrate right.

[Assistant] did your girlfriend like that


[System] prepared: I have been studying for my final math exam all week. I have never felt so prepared.

[Assistant] I have been studying for my final math exam all week long.

[Assistant] I hope you do well on it! Do you feel prepared?

[Assistant] I feel so prepared! I am confident that I am going to crush it and get an A on this thing!

[Assistant] That's great! Make sure to check your answers twice!


[System] joyful: I really like summer time and going to the beach

[Assistant] I really like summer time and going to the beach

[Assistant] I do too! Love going out and swimming in the ocean. Why do you like going?

[Assistant] I like to relax by the water, sometimes I like to go on a boat, but it gets a little pricey

[Assistant] I love doing that too and the price is totally worth it.


[System] lonely: I went to the bowling alley all by myself today. Never have I felt so alone.

[Assistant] I went to the bowling alley all by myself today. It was terrible.

[User] Being alone or going bowling - or both?

[Assistant] Both. My friends ditched me. Some friends they are...

[User] I'd get some new friends that's for sure!!  It stinks when they don't stick with you!


[System] anxious: I've got to get an MRI and I've been waiting for the appointment for almost 3 weeks now.  I guess it's good it's not an emergency, but it's sure nerve wracking not getting it over with.

[User] I've got to get an MRI and I've been waiting for the appointment for almost 3 weeks.

[Assistant] Oh man, what are you getting that for? I hope everything is okay.

[User] Just some headaches we can't seem to figure out.  I mean, I guess it's good that it's not an emergency, but it's sure nerve wracking not getting it over with.

[Assistant] I am sure. I do hope that they find the cause.


[System] surprised: My frd give a gift to me in

[User] he give me a gift to me in unexpected time

[Assistant] what was the gift ? i can imagine it was something wonderful.

[User] yes it was wonderful, he give a my favorate mobile

[Assistant] was it colorful or did it play a tune ?

[User] yes it was colourful, we can play a many tunes

[Assistant] Are there any favorite tunes that it plays ?

[User] yes


[System] surprised: I entered my car, sat down,  only to find ANTS coming out of my visor !  They were everywhere.

[Assistant] I entered my car, sat down, only to find ANTS coming out of my visor ! They were everywhere

[User] did you try clear it?

[Assistant] i sprayed the sun visor with some ant spray. It seemed to work for a little while

[User] okay do it continue, it will clear


[System] sad: Sometimes I cry when I watch sad movies

[Assistant] Sometimes I cry when I watch sad movies

[Assistant] I can relate.  What's the saddest movie you've ever watched?

[Assistant] hmm... that's a good question, maybe some romantic movie like notebook

[Assistant] Yea, that's a really emotional one for a lot of people.  I see that one mentioned a lot for tear jerkers.


[System] terrified: I'm scared that my neighbourhood is unsafe, there have been a lot of breakins

[Assistant] I'm scared that my neighbourhood is unsafe, there have been a lot of breakins

[Assistant] That's terrible! Are the police doing anything about it?

[Assistant] They try to patrol our area, but we live near a transit hub, so it's hard to keep people out

[Assistant] Oh man. Well, be careful out there. Wouldn't want anything to happen to you or your family.


[System] afraid: I was so scared to go to sleep at night. I thought monsters lived under my bed.

[Assistant] I was so scared to go to sleep at night as a little kid. I always thought monsters lived under my bed.

[Assistant] Me too, sometimes I still get scared to stare into mirrors in the dark

[Assistant] I know right?!?!? It's so spooky! I always think that there is someone in my room when I do that.

[Assistant] Hahaha, me too definitely


[System] annoyed: My dog pooped on the rug today. I was so peeved.

[Assistant] My dog pooped on the rug today.

[Assistant] Yikes, did it take long to clean it up?

[Assistant] It took quite awhile. I was so peeved!

[Assistant] Well I hope your dog is feeling better, it would be bad if he was feeling sick or stressed


[System] prepared: I'm looking forward to presenting to my client, I spent a lot of time on that powerpoint

[Assistant] I'm looking forward to presenting to my client, I spent a lot of time on that powerpoint

[Assistant] I am sure you will present a stellar product. What is the powerpoint on?

[Assistant] It's on the real estate market in my area, I'm trying to introduce it to an investor

[Assistant] Sounds pretty cool. I am sure he will end up investing.


[System] anticipating: I cant wait for this is us to come back on it is my favorite show

[Assistant] I cant wait for my new show to come back on its my favorite

[Assistant] Oh yeah? What is the name?

[Assistant] this is us

[Assistant] Oh ok. That is a realy good show. I watch it too.

[Assistant] its one of the ones shows I can also watch with my kids


[System] nostalgic: This time of year makes me miss being a kid and watching football with my dad. I do miss him

[User] The time of year makes me miss being a kid watching football with my dad. I do miss him

[Assistant] That's too bad. Do you have any friends or other family that you can do that with?

[User] I do, but its not the same so far

[Assistant] I am sure. I do hope you find peace with your football watching and your good ole dad.


[System] furious: My dog pooped on the rug today. I was so mad!

[Assistant] Mr dog pooped on the rug today.

[User] Thats gross. Did you punish the dog at all

[Assistant] I did indeed! I put her outside for doing such a dastardly deed. I was so angry.

[User] Poor dog, I hope she learns from it


[System] proud: My son said his first word today. I was filled with pride.

[Assistant] My son said his first word today!

[User] Really? What was his first word?

[Assistant] He said "artichoke"! I was so impressed!

[User] That is a really complex word!


[System] grateful: My wife is the greatest person in my life.  I am so thankful to have her.

[User] My wife is the greatest person in my life.

[Assistant] That's really great to hear. I love my wife too. What does she do that make you appreciate her every day?

[User] She cooks and cleans.  I am so thankful to have her!

[Assistant] Mine does the same! It's nice coming home to a clean house everyday.


[System] surprised: My sister sent me a letter from france. I had not heard from her, I did not even know she was on vacation

[User] My sister sent me a letter from france. I had not heard from her in awhile and I did not even know she was on vacation

[Assistant] Ah that must have been surprise for you

[User] It was a nice surprise by her for sure

[Assistant] You should also reach out to  her


[System] sentimental: When i see old people in roadside, i have tears in my eyes

[Assistant] When i see old people on roadside begging. i  have tears in my eyes.

[User] I do feel bad for them as well, its tough to see

[Assistant] yeah indeed, why there is nobody to look after them?

[User] People have to look after themselves


[System] apprehensive: I am going sky diving this Sunday, but I am a little scared about it.

[User] I'm going sky diving this Sunday but I am a little scared

[User] Wow, that's amazing! I'm insanely jealous! I think it's pretty normal to be scared of that though. After all, it wouldn't be nearly as much fun if it didn't terrify you, right?

[User] Yeah that is a really good point actually! Being kind of scared could be a good thing for me.

[User] Exactly! Embrace the danger. Become the danger. Do like 800 flips while you're falling through the air, but do yourself a favor and don't vomit okay?

[User] Haha I hope I can! And I'll try my best not to puke.


[System] disgusted: I ran over a dead deer today on the road. I was so grossed out.

[Assistant] I ran over a dead deer today. It was pretty gross.

[Assistant] ah thats really gross!!. I hate it road authority do not clear dead animals from the roads asap

[Assistant] I know! They never do it around here! They need to get these gross critters off the road!

[Assistant] We need to do an online petition and raise a complaint against authority!!


[System] trusting: I think i will get the house registered on my name on this monday!!

[Assistant] I bought a new house and i will register it this monday

[Assistant] Nice! Is it your first time buying?

[Assistant] yeah, i trust all my documents are in order

[Assistant] Good to hear. I hope the house warming party is banging.


[System] furious: My dog pooped on the rug today. I was so mad!

[Assistant] My dog pooped on my new chaise rug today.

[Assistant] OMG. I think I would have passed out.

[Assistant] I almost did from the rage I had! She always does this! Maybe she just doesn't like fancy rugs...

[Assistant] Did you take the time to walk her outside?


[System] sad: Today was my favorite co workers last day, I'm going to miss her

[Assistant] Today was my favorite co workers last day, I'm going to miss her

[Assistant] ah thats so sad. why did she is leaving her though?

[Assistant] She's moving to another state sadly

[Assistant] i am so sure you will miss her. Keep in touch with her though


[System] devastated: I was completely down, when i heard my father died in road accident

[Assistant] I was completely devastated when i heard my father died in car accident

[Assistant] Oh no I'm so sorry to hear that

[Assistant] my life took different direction from then onwards!!

[Assistant] I bet, stay strong!


[System] surprised: I cant believe I didnt get that job I thought I nailed the interview

[Assistant] I had an interview last week that I thought I did really good on

[Assistant] Nice! Did you get the job?

[Assistant] I didnt and I cant believe it

[Assistant] Wow...I am really sorry, friend. Any other interviews lined up?

[Assistant] not yet I shouldnt have put all of my eggs in one b


[System] annoyed: My dog pooped on the rug today. I was so peeved!

[Assistant] My dog pooped on the rug today. I was so peeved!

[Assistant] I hate when that happens and I dont even have a dog

[Assistant] It is a terrible thing. That pooch needs to stop doing it or I am going to have to get rid of her...which I really don't want to do.

[Assistant] are there places you can take the dog where they teach them not to do that


[System] embarrassed: I was lifting heavy weights at the gym and halfway through the lift I accidentally farted pretty loudly. There were some attractive girls nearby who heard me.

[Assistant] I was weight lifting at the gym today and I accidentally farted. I'm pretty sure some attractive girls nearby heard me... I don't want to go back now.

[User] I'm sorry.  It happens to all of us.

[Assistant] Yeah, I know it's only a natural thing. But I still felt super uncomfotable.

[User] I am sure you can go back.


[System] jealous: My friend has the nicest house I have ever seen.  I am so envious of him.

[User] My friend has the nicest house I have ever seen.

[Assistant] Yeah? Is it decorated well or just very large?

[User] Both, I am so envious of him!

[Assistant] Wow, I bet. He must make a lot of money!


[System] angry: I don't like it when kids bully each other

[Assistant] I don't like it when kids bully each other

[Assistant] I feel the same way. I never thought kids could be that mean!

[Assistant] Yeah, they bully everyone and everything, like they don't develop a filter until they reach adulthood

[Assistant] It is so sad. I worry everyday about my school age kids.

[Assistant] Yeah, they bully everyone and everything, like they don't develop a filter until they reach adulthood


[System] embarrassed: I feel like suck a failure, I couldnt even climb the latter

[Assistant] I am such a failure, I didnt even climb to the top of the ladder

[User] What kind of ladder was it

[Assistant] Just to the top of the roof, so nothing crazy, I just felt so weak

[User] You can always try again tomorrow


[System] jealous: I am a little envious of my brother in a good way. He is getting married to his best friend

[User] I am a little envious of my brother in a good way. He is getting married to his best friend

[Assistant] thats amazing, and also i would be a little envious, I just want love.

[User] Yeah, love seems to be something hard to find these days

[Assistant] I believe its out there for all of us, we just gotta find it.

[User] That is a nice attitude to have


[System] sad: My dog ran away today. I was so distraught.

[Assistant] My dog ran away today.

[Assistant] Oh no!  hav you been out looking for her?

[Assistant] I have! I put up signs all over the neighborhood. I do hope somebody returns her soon.

[Assistant] Did you put your phone number and things on the sign?


[System] annoyed: My Cd player keeps skipping nothing can stop it.

[Assistant] Every time I use my new CD player it randomly skips.

[Assistant] That's too bad. Maybe you should get a new one?

[Assistant] Im thinking about returning the one I bought.

[Assistant] I certainly would. How can you jam out to all the NOW CD's without it?


[System] guilty: I feel bad for canceling on my friend tonight. I just did not feel like going anywhere

[User] I feel bad for canceling on my friend tonight. I just did not feel like going anywhere

[Assistant] Why didn't you want to go anywhere?

[User] I was just tired and stressed

[Assistant] Well, in that case it's better that you just relax.


[System] lonely: I was walking home at night. I didn't see anyone else during the walk.

[Assistant] I was walking home at night.

[User] Yeah, what happened next?

[Assistant] I think I was the only one outside so I guess everyone was sleeping.

[User] Why were you not sleeping


[System] confident: I have been studying for my math final all week. I am going to crush it!

[Assistant] I've been hard at work studying for my math final all this week.

[Assistant] have you taken the test yet

[Assistant] I haven't; it's tomorrow! But I am sure I am going to knock it out of the park.

[Assistant] if you studied really hard then you should


[System] afraid: I think my boyfriend is cheating on me

[Assistant] I think my boyfriend is seeing someone else

[Assistant] That's terrible. Have you confronted him about it?

[Assistant] ormation

[Assistant] I'm not sure what that means, but you should talk to him about it!

[Assistant] I dont want to say anything and be wrong


[System] prepared: I have my final physics test tomorrow. I have been studying for it all week and never felt so prepared.

[Assistant] I have my final physics exam tomorrow and have been studying for it all week.

[Assistant] Good luck with that. Are you well prepared?

[Assistant] Thank! I am! I've never studied harder in my life. I'm going to pulverize it!

[Assistant] Cool.


[System] ashamed: I went out to a bar with a guy that I have met in a party. This guy was so cheap that he was asking the barman if he can his bring his drinkings from home.

[Assistant] I went out to a bar with a guy that I have met in a party. This guy was so cheap that he was asking the barman if he can bring his drinkings from home.

[Assistant] I would do that too. It's a waste of money if you don't finish it!

[Assistant] I was shocked. I wanted to hide.

[Assistant] I am sorry you felt that way.


[System] anxious: I didn't pay my taxes this year. I am nervous I may get audited.

[User] I didn't pay my taxes this year.

[Assistant] On no. Did you get a letter from the IRS?

[User] Not yet, I'm afraid I'm going to get audited.

[Assistant] Yeah I would to if I was in your position.


[System] annoyed: My cat pooped on the rug today. I was so peeved.

[Assistant] My cat pooped on the rug today.

[User] Oh my! What a smelly situation. Were you able to clean it up and get the smell out?

[Assistant] I was! But I was so irritated while I was cleaning it up. I hope she doesn't do it again.

[User] Is her litter box full? My cat does that when it is too full and I neglect to clean it.


[System] embarrassed: I accidentally locked my keys in my car recently. Luckily my friend was able to bring me my spare keys!

[User] I accidentally locked my keys in my car recently. Luckily my friend was able to bring me my spare keys!

[Assistant] That's such an awful feeling! I at least do it twice a year -_-

[User] Right?! It is the worst. Especially if you are not anywhere near home and your friend takes a while to get to you.

[Assistant] I feel you. Last time I did that I was late for work...I hate it when it happends.


[System] guilty: I stole candy from the store yesterday. I feel bad about it.

[Assistant] I stole some candy from the store yesterday and now I can't sleep at night.

[User] Hmmm, maybe that's because you ate it and you've got a sugar rush. I wouldn't worry! That usually fades in a couple hours.

[Assistant] I hope so. I've never stolen anything in my life. I feel somewhat bad.

[User] Eh, it's okay. Don't beat yourself up about it. It's truly a victimless crime. There are much, much worse things you could have done, I promise.


[System] furious: My upstairs neighbors had a huge party last weekend. They were playing music until 5am and I had to work in the morning. I went upstairs to complain dozens of times, but they were too drunk to care.

[Assistant] My upstairs neighbors had a huge party last weekend and were playing music until 5am.

[Assistant] I really hate when that happens

[Assistant] Yeah, tell me about it. I had to work in the morning. I asked them to turn it down dozens of times, but they were too drunk to care.

[Assistant] next time call the police


[System] disgusted: someone missed the dumpster and there was trash all over the parking lot today

[Assistant] there was trash all over the parking lot this morning

[Assistant] No way, that's gross. What happened?

[Assistant] I guess someone missed the dumpster but it looks like they didnt even bother to try to clean it up

[Assistant] That's disgusting. Some people are pigs.

[Assistant] I couldnt believe what I saw


[System] guilty: I at 12 big macs last night. I felt kinda bad.

[Assistant] I ate 12 Big Macs last night. I felt kinda bad about it while I stared at a group of homeless folks.

[Assistant] Oh wow. Do you think you might get sick?

[Assistant] Nah, I do this every other day. I figure if I gorge myself one night, then I don't have to eat at all the next day.

[Assistant] I don't think that 's very healthy.


[System] surprised: I was taken back when sister called after long time. We had a big fight and never talked in years!!

[Assistant] My sister called after years. We never talked due to some big fight between us. I was pleasantly surprised when i got her call !!

[Assistant] thats nice family should not fight forever

[Assistant] yeah you are correct !! that call made me realize that!!

[Assistant] you only get one family


[System] disappointed: my friend get back with her ex-boyfriend its really sad

[Assistant] I just found out my friend took her ex boyfriend back

[Assistant] You must be happy for her!!

[Assistant] not at all hes a terrible person

[Assistant] ah that sucks!! but you can't help it. It's your friend's decision

[Assistant] I know thats what makes it so bad


[System] furious: My mother in law does not know how to mind her business.  She continually tells my girls how their father and I should do things

[User] My mother in law does not know how to mind her business, I don't understand why she has to be so undermining to us.

[Assistant] What a jerk! Why is she always in your biz?

[User] I don't think she has any idea how nosy and irritating she is.  She continually will tell our girls how their father and I are doing things wrong.

[Assistant] I would get up in her face and show her who's boss. Break out the broom and crack it across her old, measly back!


[System] disgusted: I ate 20 pizzas today. I never felt so disgusted with myself.

[Assistant] I ate 20 pizzas today. I've never felt so disgusted with myself.

[User] 20 pizzas!!!  How did you fit that in your stomach without it exploding?

[Assistant] I have no idea! It may be because I consume that many pizzas on a daily basis. Maybe I should go see a doctor.

[User] I think I'd look into entering some eating contests if I were you!


[System] confident: I am having a rough time in my relationship, so I'm going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. I know exactly how I feel and why we are not right for each other so it shouldn't go too bad.

[Assistant] I've been having a rough relationship lately, so tomorrow I plan to break up with my girlfriend.

[Assistant] Oh no... I hope it's for the best

[Assistant] Well, I know how I feel and why it's not working. So I'll simply tell it like it is, it shouldn't be too bad.

[Assistant] Good luck :)


[System] ashamed: I can't believe I ate so much pizza today... there goes my diet

[Assistant] I can't believe I ate so much pizza today... there goes my diet

[Assistant] It's okay to have cheat days sometimes! Start again tomorrow!

[Assistant] I will, thanks!

[Assistant] What type of diet are you following?


[System] terrified: I went rock climbing yesterday. I was so afraid peering down from the top of the mountain.

[Assistant] I went rock climbing the yesterday.

[Assistant] That is interesting. Did you have a good time?

[Assistant] I did! Although I was so afraid peering down from the top of the mountain. It was unreal.

[Assistant] I bet! I would be too scared to even try!


[System] anxious: I've had a few panic attacks lately.  I'm supposed to go see the dr tomorrow about them, I hope they can give me something to help.

[User] I've been having panic attacks at work lately.  I'm supposed to go see the dr tomorrow about them.

[User] I hope you can get treated.

[User] Yeah, me too, I hope they have something that can help me when I get the attacks.

[User] I am sure you will get better.


[System] embarrassed: I accidentally passed gas in front of my mother in law.  I felt so humiliated.

[User] I accidentally passed gas in front of my mother in law.

[User] Oh no!  Did she say anything about it?

[User] She told me I'm a disgrace. I felt so humiliated.

[User] I think that as a bit harsh!  It wasn't like you did it on purpose thinking it would be funny or anything.


[System] embarrassed: I let out the noisiet, moisted

[Assistant] I let out the noisiest, moistest, and smelliest fart in front of all my co-workers the other day.

[User] Wow, did that bother your co-workers?

[Assistant] Oh, it sure did. Two scampered away in disgust, three fainted, and one was sent to the ER. I was so mortified and I don't think I will ever live it down...

[User] You might want to find a new job


[System] nostalgic: I was looking through my old school yearbooks. It had been awhile since I saw them. It really brought back a lot of memories.

[User] I was looking through my old school yearbooks. It had been awhile since I saw them. It really brought back a lot of memories

[User] Ah, I certainly know the feeling of bringing back old memories. It's fun to go back and remember the people you shared all those classes with, isn't it?

[User] It's amazing what you have forgotten until you see the pictures and then it all comes flooding back.

[User] I know exactly what you mean! All the old flames, the old rivalries, everything is like it was yesterday. It's a pretty cool feeling.


[System] impressed: I'm very happy with my boyfriends' cooking skills, he's definitely improving

[Assistant] I'm very happy with my boyfriends' cooking skills, he's definitely improving

[Assistant] Awesome. Is he learning to cook for the first time?

[Assistant] Yeah, he used to burn the food, but recently he's following the recipes closer

[Assistant] Oh wow. Well good for him! I know that makes you happy!


[System] surprised: I cant believe Game of Thrones is almost over

[Assistant] Game of Thrones only has one season left

[User] Is that a favorite of yours?  I've never watched it.

[Assistant] it is my favorite the last season will be bittersweet

[User] I know how you feel. I've had shows that I've loved that have ended and it's like losing a best friend.  I'm sorry it's ending.

[Assistant] I cried when the office and it and theres a totally different show


[System] nostalgic: I had to go shopping for a toy for my nephew.  I realized how grown up my girls are now.

[User] I  had to go shopping for a toy for my nephew's birthday and literally ended up crying in the Lego aisle.

[Assistant] why what happened

[User] Well it just hit me all of a sudden that my girls are quickly on their way out of our house.

[Assistant] oh I only have a few more years with mine too


[System] afraid: I was so scared to go to sleep at night when I was a kid. Always thought monsters were under my bed.

[Assistant] I was so scared to go to sleep at night when I was a kid.

[Assistant] Yeah? Me too, I used to be afraid of aliens. What were you scared of?

[Assistant] I was afraid that bigfoot was under my bed. I think he is still there...watching...waiting...

[Assistant] Yes he could be! Maybe you should check under the bed right now. He could be watching you.


[System] angry: My brother keeps calling me and asking me for money. He doesn't even work! He should get a job instead of bugging me all the time.

[Assistant] My brother always calls me to ask to borrow money. He doesn't even work, he's just lazy.

[Assistant] What a jerk. Why doesn't he get a job at McDonalds?

[Assistant] Because he's lazy! It pisses me off so much. I can't stand to hear from him anymore.

[Assistant] I would remove him from your family tree. That will show him.


[System] angry: I couldnt believe my wife took money from my bank account,

[Assistant] I was furious, my wife went into my bad and took my card!

[Assistant] Credit card? That seems like an invasion of privacy

[Assistant] I agree 100 percent, she has no right to be going through my things!

[Assistant] Yeah, maybe have a talk with her. Or maybe think positive, she might be getting you a gift? Haha


[System] annoyed: Sometimes I'll have a song stuck in my head for hours

[Assistant] Sometimes I'll have a song stuck in my head for hours

[Assistant] Story of my everyday life. I swear I ear a jingle for hours

[Assistant] Hahaha, me too, I'll hear something on the radio and then when I get home I'll be humming it for hours

[Assistant] Ugh, Its such a weird brain function.


[System] disgusted: I ran over a skunk yesterday. I was so grossed out.

[Assistant] I ran over a skunk yesterday. The smell was horrendous.

[Assistant] I bet! You may have to wash your car to get that smell out!

[Assistant] I am taking it to the wash tomorrow! Dang skunks need to stay in the jungle.

[Assistant] lol. Hopefully that will be the last one you run over.


[System] angry: My dog pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so mad!

[Assistant] My dog pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so mad!

[Assistant] What did you do?

[Assistant] Well, I didn't do anything. I was pretty mad at first, but realized it was my fault that I didn't train her right. I put her outside for a bit and called it a day.

[Assistant] It's good that you went easy on her.


[System] furious: In my class at school someone was making fun of me. At one point I couldn't take it so I shouted at him.

[Assistant] In one of my classes at school someone was making fun of me.

[Assistant] That's terrible! Did you confront them about it?

[Assistant] Yes I tried to ignore him but at one point I couldn't take it so I shouted at him.

[Assistant] Sounds like the right move. Good on you for standing up for yourself.


[System] terrified: I was so afraid of sleeping when I was a kid. I always thought there were monsters underneath.

[Assistant] I was so afraid of sleeping when I was a kid.

[Assistant] How come? Were you scared you wouldn't wake up?

[Assistant] I was scared that there were monsters under there waiting to snatch me! Luckily none ever came....

[Assistant] Aww, that's sad to hear. I hope you didn't lose too much sleep!


[System] embarrassed: I sprain my ankle really often. I'm not great at basic walking

[Assistant] I sprain my ankle really often. I'm not great at basic walking

[Assistant] That's too bad. Have you seen a doctor about it?

[Assistant] No, I think I injured it when I was really young, so I must have weakened it

[Assistant] Ah, makes sense. Just drink milk everyday and it should be fine in a week.


[System] furious: I tried to buy a part for my furniture but they changed the sizes and left the name the same

[Assistant] I tried to buy a part for my furniture but they changed the sizes and left the name the same

[Assistant] That's pretty dumb. Did you eventually get the part?

[Assistant] No, I have to return it and ask about it again

[Assistant] Ah. What a terrible inconvenience!


[System] furious: My dog pooped in my wig today. I was so mad!

[Assistant] My dog pooped in my wig today. I was so mad!

[Assistant] Oh no! How are you going to clean it out?

[Assistant] I have no idea! The worst part is that I found out when I was trying to take it off...that thing wouldn't budge! No wonder my co-workers were giving me disgusted looks.

[Assistant] Yikes! That must have been terrible


[System] embarrassed: I went to the store in my pajamas and saw my high school crush

[Assistant] I want to the store in my pajamas today

[User] Nice! How did that feel?

[Assistant] I was comfortable until I saw my high school crush

[User] Oh, how did she look? Still pretty?

[Assistant] he looked nice and so did his wife


[System] surprised: I couldn't believe that my friend won the lottery!

[User] I couldn't believe my friend won the lottery

[Assistant] wow how much

[User] Six thousand bucks!

[Assistant] thats a nice chunk of change


[System] furious: I was in McDonald's drive thru to place my food order. When I arrived home, I noticed they gave me the wrong order !

[Assistant] I was in McDonald's drive thru to place my food order. When I arrived home, I noticed they gave me the wrong order !

[Assistant] That's really annoying. Was the wrong order any good?

[Assistant] It included a strawberry shake (I'm allergic to strawberries !) French Fries (I have high cholesterol) and a Coke (I am a diabetic) . Nothing good from my perspective !

[Assistant] Hm.. judging from your conditions, maybe McDonald's isn't the best place for your to eat anyway!

[Assistant] They do have healthy choice options. I originally ordered the spicy chicken sandwich and diet coke, and sliced apples :)


[System] surprised: My best friend has been very overweight his whole life. Just yesterday he decided to sign up to the gym. I can't believe it, and I'm very happy for him.

[Assistant] My good friend has been overweight his whole life. Just yesterday he signed up for a gym membership!

[Assistant] I think thats a positive thing. Motivation is the key. Do you think he'll follow through and actually attend the gym ?

[Assistant] Yeah I think so. I'll be helping him along, I'm very happy for him.

[Assistant] you will be a great motivational coach. Such positivity !


[System] ashamed: My friend and I had planned to go hiking last Sunday morning. I overslept and the whole plan blew out. So disappointed in myself

[Assistant] Me and my friend planned to go hiking last Sunday morning. However, i overslept and the whole plan was blown away. So ashamed of myself

[Assistant] On no. Dont be too hard on yourself. You must have needed the rest.

[Assistant] The thing is, i forgot to set up an alarm before going to bed. Such degree of irresponsibility is unacceptable

[Assistant] I understand. But you are human!


[System] furious: My dog pooped in my shoe today. I was so mad!

[Assistant] My dog pooped in my shoe today. I was so mad!

[User] That's awful! Were you able to clean it off?

[Assistant] Nope! I wasn't able to get my shoe off because it's now glued to my foot. And what a charming thing for her because if I could get it off I would certainly beat her with it!

[User] Oh no, I hope you can get the shoe removed from your foot.


[System] proud: My son said his first word today. I was filled with pride.

[Assistant] My son said his first word today. My breast filled with pride as my ears were graced with that beautiful word.

[User] Aw, that's exciting! I think I would swell with pride if a swear word were my kid's first word too!

[Assistant] Indeed. He said "Josef Stalin"! How zany and cooky is that??!?!?!?

[User] WOWAOEAOEAEOHHHH, now that was unexpected! Are you at all concerned that you're raising a Communist, or have you decided to embrace the hammer and sickle and seize the means of production?


[System] nostalgic: When I play tennis I think about my tournaments in high school

[Assistant] When I play tennis I think about my tournaments in high school

[User] Were you any good in high school or was it just fun?

[Assistant] Just for fun, I was a champ at swimming, but tennis was more laidback for me

[User] Oh okay well that sounds nice. I haven't played much tennis but I miss having more free time to do similar hobbies.


[System] proud: I felt very happy to see my new puppy graduate from his puppy class. He was at the top of his class!

[User] My puppy graduated at the top of his training class! I was so happy to see that.

[Assistant] Awesome! What breed is your dog?

[User] I have a little toy poodle. They are such a smart breed!

[Assistant] How sweet. I might get one myself then.


[System] nostalgic: When I listen to smashmouth I remember the 90s and Shrek

[Assistant] When I listen to smashmouth I remember the 90s and Shrek

[Assistant] Hey now, you're an all star! Did you know they wrote that song with the hopes of giving their fans more confidence?

[Assistant] Oh that's really nice, yeah I love that song when I was young. It was really cute and upbeat

[Assistant] Yeah, they're a great group. Very fun and uplifting.


[System] nostalgic: I really like the new SNES Classic system. It reminds me of when I used to play the classic video games as a kid.

[Assistant] I love the new SNES Classic system. It reminds me of when I first played SNES as a kid.

[Assistant] How fun! I remember the good old days with those games you didn't need a monthly subscription to

[Assistant] Yes, a lot of newer games you need to buy a lot of extra things don't you? I prefer to good old day.

[Assistant] Yeah they're all pay to play, I think you should be able to play the whole game the first time you buy it...


[System] furious: My cable bill is so high it's ridiculous.  It makes me so mad.

[User] My cable bill is so high it's ridiculous.

[Assistant] Why don't you change your provider?

[User] I don't have a choice.  It makes me so mad!

[Assistant] Why you don't have a choice?

[User] There is only one option here.


[System] annoyed: My neighbor keep doing too much noise during the night.

[Assistant] My neighbor keep doing too much noise during the night.

[User] That must be annoying.

[Assistant] Yes, he is a student and during the week he is having some parties late in the night.

[User] You should call the police on him.


[System] impressed: Many of my friends go to medical school, they will be very successful in the future

[Assistant] Many of my friends go to medical school, they will be very successful in the future

[Assistant] Well, they deserve it. Medical school is not easy and they spent unimaginable effort and hard work to finish it

[Assistant] Yeah, they have great work ethic, I would not be able to do those 24 hour shifts

[Assistant] I truly respect and admire those people. They are the most beneficial members of the society


[System] disgusted: One of my classmates asked me to copy my homework and submit as his own. Can't stand such a shameful behavior

[Assistant] One of my classmate shamelessly asked me to copy my homework and submit as his own. So disgusted at his behavior

[Assistant] Well maybe he trusted you as a good friend, next time try to help him with his homework instead

[Assistant] We are not that close and that is the thing that he dared to directly ask me for it. Plagiarism is unacceptable no matter what

[Assistant] Oh yeah, that's not great. Next time make sure to say no directly to his face


[System] confident: I have a presentation at work that I'm sure I'm going to do great!

[Assistant] I have a presentation at work that I'm sure I'm going to do great!

[Assistant] I am sure you will! Did you make sure you took time working on it?

[Assistant] Yes I've been carefully working on it all week

[Assistant] Then I know you will do great! Good luck!


[System] excited: I'm so ready for fall to come around, I love layering and scarves

[Assistant] I'm so ready for fall to come around, I love layering and scarves

[Assistant] I love boots fall is best for fashion

[Assistant] Yes! I'm excited to start wearing some nice leather booties

[Assistant] now you have me excited too


[System] surprised: I cant believe my best friend is getting married she was said she wanted to be single forever

[Assistant] my best friend swore that she would be single forever

[Assistant] Is she still single? Some people don't like to be in a relationship

[Assistant] she just got engaged

[Assistant] Hahaha, well she found the "one" I guess

[Assistant] now Im the only single one


[System] disgusted: I saw a man put mayo in his milkshake.  It was really gross to watch.

[User] I saw a man put mayo in his milkshake.

[Assistant] Yikes, that sounds horrifying

[User] It was really gross to watch!

[Assistant] I would be grossed out too


[System] trusting: I'm pretty happy with my local representatives, they represent my interests well

[Assistant] I'm pretty happy with my local representatives, they represent my interests well

[User] You are lucky to have that in your community.

[Assistant] Thank you! I think so too. I think it's important to have good representation in your local government

[User] It is good that you care about that too.


[System] confident: I just finished another semester of college and now waiting for grades to post. I know I did well.

[Assistant] I just finished another college semester and now waiting for grades to post.

[Assistant] Thats the worst part, I just finished one aswell, ended up doing pretty well.

[Assistant] I know I did well too, but I just need that confirmation.

[Assistant] yep, its the not knowing that gets to you most.


[System] ashamed: I did all this hard work and my wife still left me.

[Assistant] I worked so hard to make it up to her and its wasnt enough for my wife

[Assistant] Uh oh. I am sorry. What happened?

[Assistant] I wasnt a good husband, and i was too demanding, I tried to make up p but it just wasnt enough

[Assistant] I am sorry. At least you tried.


[System] furious: My cat pooped on the bed the other day, I threw away the sheet

[Assistant] My cat pooped on the bed the other day, I threw away the sheet

[User] Do you have a pet

[Assistant] Yes, I have a cat that lives with me

[User] Did you gave any pet name to your cat


[System] furious: I hate it when people cut me off in traffic

[Assistant] I hate it when people cut me off in traffic

[Assistant] Oh yeah me too. They can be so rude.

[Assistant] Yeah, I think being a great driver means you pay attention to your own actions too

[Assistant] You are right. Some people should never drive a car again!


[System] lonely: I feel like no one understands me in this world.

[Assistant] I feel so alone in this life. Like no one could possible undertand me.

[User] I understand that feeling sometimes.

[Assistant] I just need one good friend I can spill my heart out to.

[User] You can tell me anything.


[System] guilty: I threw away all my children's toys.  I feel so ashamed about it.

[User] I threw away all my children's toys.

[Assistant] whys that?? were they growing out of them/

[User] They had bad grades.  I feel so ashamed about it.

[Assistant] wow, thats slightly harsh, but they have to learn some way.


[System] joyful: I love it when I get free samples at Costco

[Assistant] I love it when I get free samples at Costco

[Assistant] I like that too

[Assistant] It makes my shopping experience so much more enjoyable haha

[Assistant] I wants had a smoothie that was terrible there


[System] excited: my sister is having her first baby

[Assistant] my sister is having her first baby

[Assistant] What a wonderful time for your family! Is it a boy or girl?

[Assistant] its a girl there only boys now

[Assistant] Oh fun! A little girl will be a great addition to the family


[System] disgusted: Donald Trump really disgust me.

[Assistant] Donald Trump really disgust me as a person.

[User] But america is so great now! look at all the great things that are happening and are great

[Assistant] So, that gives Trump a free pass to call woman dogs??

[User] No, he truly is lower than a dog himself


[System] surprised: It was raining earlier and lightning struck nearby and my power went out. Luckily it came back on a few minutes later but I was quite shocked at first!

[User] It was raining earlier and lightning struck nearby and my power went out. Luckily it came back on a few minutes later but I was quite shocked at first!

[Assistant] Really??? A power out does not sound that scary

[User] well sometimes a bad strike can leave the power out for days in my area

[Assistant] Now, that is scary!! Without power for days would be a nightmare


[System] disappointed: I don't like people that take the HOA too seriously

[Assistant] I don't like people that take the HOA too seriously

[Assistant] Why and what's HOA?

[Assistant] Home Owners Association, they like to monitor things like grass on your front lawn

[Assistant] The thing I don't like is that the HOA monitors that type of stuff.


[System] embarrassed: I was walking in the rain and didn't have an umbrella. I was drench by I time I walked in the my classroom at school and everyone noticed it.

[Assistant] One day I didn't have an umbrella when it was pouring rain.

[Assistant] Did you get really wet? I hope you didn't catch a cold

[Assistant] I had a meeting that day so everyone at the meeting noticed.

[Assistant] Oh well I'm sure they didn't judge you, it could happen to anyone


[System] guilty: I stole 5 dollars when i was a kid and i still feel bad about it

[Assistant] I stole 5 dollars when i was kid!!

[Assistant] I think we all did lol

[Assistant] Yeah, but now i feel guilty about it

[Assistant] that had to be a long time ago


[System] lonely: I never thought I would say this but its a little too quiet since my kids went back to school

[Assistant] its too quiet now the kids are back in school

[Assistant] yeah may be kids changed nowadays!!

[Assistant] I get kind of bored

[Assistant] then you should instigate something in school!!


[System] nostalgic: watching old classic movies

[User] watching old western movies always reminds me of being a kid and staying with my grandparents

[User] Do you like old western movies

[User] i didnt like them too much as a kid. i do now

[User] That's ok, I did not know much about it


[System] hopeful: I want to get a dog, but my cat would hate that

[Assistant] I want to get a dog, but my cat would hate that

[Assistant] Ah, new version of Tom and Jerry. You would  be thinking whether to get or not!!

[Assistant] yeah, I think I would have to wait till my cat passes, she's pretty old already I don't want to stress her out more

[Assistant] You should then wait for it. Not sure how much time it will take though!!


[System] trusting: I am having operation and am hoping it will go well!!

[Assistant] I am having an operation and i hope it will go well

[Assistant] I hope so too, what kind of operation is it?

[Assistant] It's  angioplasty, i have put my hope on god!!

[Assistant] I don't believe in god, but I hope you have a good doctor


[System] sentimental: I live away from family, when ever i see kids on the roads. I think about mine

[Assistant] I live away from family. When ever i see kids on road. I think about mine

[Assistant] Oh that's so sad, how often do you get to visit them?

[Assistant] 2 months once. I already miss them, while taking about it

[Assistant] Maybe video chat them a bit more, talk to them daily to let them feel your presence


[System] proud: I'm happy with my cooking skills, I make great pasta

[Assistant] I'm happy with my cooking skills, I make great pasta

[Assistant] That's great. I should visit you once for your great Pasta!!

[Assistant] Thanks! I make it fresh from scratch with flour and eggs

[Assistant] you are so skillful!! you should start your own brand!!


[System] excited: I want to go to a concert this weekend, it's a singer I liked a long time ago

[Assistant] I want to go to a concert this weekend, it's a singer I liked a long time ago

[User] Who is the singer?

[Assistant] A folk singer Regina Spektor, her voice is light and her songs are very pretty

[User] I am a huge fan of hers too!


[System] nostalgic: I remember playing house as a kid.  Those were the good old days.

[User] I remember playing house as a kid.

[Assistant] Fun, did you play with your siblings?

[User] Yes, those were the good old days!

[Assistant] Ahh, I don't have any siblings but I bet it was a great time


[System] annoyed: I stopped to get my morning drink on the way to work and didn't check it. They gave me the wrong order.

[User] I stopped to get my morning drink on the way to work and didn't check it. They gave me the wrong order.

[User] Oh man, that's so disappointing when they do that. Starts off the whole day wrong.

[User] That is so true. It's sad but I really look forward to that drink.

[User] Yeah small hint of peace in the morning before your hectic work day starts and all those meetings.


[System] jealous: I really want to look like those girls on instagram but it's not attainable

[Assistant] I really want to look like those girls on instagram but it's not attainable

[Assistant] I know what you mean. I feel the same sometimes but honestly it's not realistoc

[Assistant] yeah, they all have a million filters on their pictures

[Assistant] That is true. They probably look way different in person


[System] jealous: I don't like that my boyfriend works with females at his job

[Assistant] I don't like that my boyfriend works with females at his job.

[Assistant] How come? Do you not trust him?

[Assistant] I do but it makes me insecure

[Assistant] Oh don't think like that, it will only make things worse. Just be supportive and focus on yourself


[System] joyful: I really enjoyed my time in Tokyo, it was a great experience

[Assistant] I really enjoyed my time in Tokyo, it was a great experience

[Assistant] Oh I bet! Did you just go on vacation?

[Assistant] Yes! The food was great and the culture is so interesting

[Assistant] Wow so happy for you. I have always wanted to go myself.


[System] sad: I lost my wallet the other day, I think I left it on a bus

[Assistant] I lost my wallet the other day, I think I left it on a bus

[User] Oh no, that is terrible.

[Assistant] Yeah now I have to cancel all my credit cards, it's such a hassle

[User] I'm sorry that happened to you.


[System] excited: I am going to a concert this weekend.  I can't wait to go.

[User] I am going to a concert this weekend.

[Assistant] Fun, what concert is it?

[User] It is Fallout Boy. I can't wait to go!

[Assistant] Whoop! it's gonna be a fun time!


[System] surprised: I couldnt believe my eyes, It was my mom, but not my dad.

[Assistant] It couldnt be true, I know that wa my mom, but the man she was with wasnt my dad.

[Assistant] Wow! Did you confront her about it?

[Assistant] No I just ran and hid, I didnt want to believe it

[Assistant] What a horrible thing to witness


[System] prepared: I've spent all day packing.. I think I'm ready for vacation!

[Assistant] I've spent all day packing.. I think I'm ready for vacation!

[Assistant] Yay! where are you going? are you excited?

[Assistant] We're going to the beach down in FL... It

[Assistant] wow, you are so lucky, I love the beach


[System] terrified: I'm scared my dog will run away, he can't see very well

[Assistant] I'm scared my dog will run away, he can't see very well

[User] Aw, that's a shame. Is he a house dog or an outside one?

[Assistant] He lives in the house, but sometimes he goes off leash and I'm scared he won't come back

[User] I would be as well. I would just keep a close eye on him whenever you can. Be his eyes.


[System] embarrassed: I forgot my dad's birthday

[User] So I forgot my dad's birthday. I feel kinda bad about it.

[Assistant] Oh well you can celebrate it a couple days late, it's fine

[User] Yeah, I don't think he's too bothered about it. I'm mostly angry at myself for forgetting.

[Assistant] Don't worry, just appreciate him everyday


[System] sentimental: I miss my two dogs that live with my parents

[Assistant] I miss my two dogs that live with my parents

[User] awwww..its tough leaving lifelong family pets

[Assistant] Yeah, but I wouldn't move back in with my parents haha

[User] i dont blame you. i moved out at 17 and i couldnt ever move back..


[System] confident: waiting to test results

[User] i took my pharmacy certification exam today. i felt really good and prepared for it

[Assistant] I hope you pass! You tried your best

[User] thank you . i sure did try hard

[Assistant] You should celebrate when you hear back!


[System] embarrassed: I spilled coffee on my lap and now it looks like I had an accident.

[User] I spilled some coffee on my lap and now it looks like I wet myself.

[Assistant] I have done that way too many times,  maybe use the air drter in the bathroom?

[User] I had some towels nearby, but just waiting until it dries like this before I get up and someone notices.

[Assistant] thats hilarious and terrible at the same time.


[System] lonely: I wish i had someone with me on these nightly walks.

[Assistant] I wish I could have some company on my nightly walks.

[User] Do you just walk alone usually?

[Assistant] yes, and its nice and relaxing, just wouldnt mind company

[User] Maybe you can invite someone every now and then, like a neighbor or someone you trust.


[System] grateful: without the financial support of my mother i would be on the streets

[Assistant] My mother has been there for me no mater what I need.

[Assistant] She sounds like a good person.

[Assistant] She was my best friend, i would do anything for her.

[Assistant] You also sound like a good person.


[System] confident: One day I played dodge ball at summer camp. Midway through the game there were more people on my side than the opposing side.

[Assistant] I played dodge ball at summer camp one day.

[Assistant] did you do good? or get smacked around alot?

[Assistant] Because of how much people we had left midway through the game I knew we were going to win.

[Assistant] Thats right! they didnt wanna to see the slaughter anymore.


[System] joyful: I love my dogs, I get to see them when I visit my parents

[Assistant] I love my dogs, I get to see them when I visit my parents

[Assistant] How sweet. What breed is the dog?

[Assistant] They are mutts, we picked them up off the street

[Assistant] Oh ok. That is so nice of y'all. That does not happen often enough.


[System] lonely: Some days I listen to sad music at work

[Assistant] Some days I listen to sad music at work

[Assistant] Really? Why do you do that?

[Assistant] I just feel more emotional some days than others

[Assistant] Yeah I understand that. I hope you feel better!


[System] grateful: I feel so blessed to be born in an area of the world where there are no major natural disasters. When I see the devastation happening in other parts of the world, I am always thankful for being born in a safe place.

[Assistant] I feel so blessed to be born in an area of the world without many major natural disasters.

[Assistant] Me too, I am very lucky to have moved. I used to live in a place with a lot of earthquakes and hurricanes

[Assistant] Wow, that must have been terrifying. I'm glad you're safer now. It's really a godsend to wake up in the morning and not feel afraid of where you are living.

[Assistant] Yes, it's a traumatic experience to be in an earthquake


[System] hopeful: maybe if I believe hard enough i can get this job

[Assistant] If I ust believe it hard enough in my heart then its mine!

[User] That is a good way to think.

[Assistant] thats right, I try to be as confident as possible.

[User] I like your positive attitude!


[System] lonely: I went to eat lunch by myself.  I hate being by myself so much.

[User] I went to eat lunch by myself.

[Assistant] Where did you go? did you enjoy yourself?

[User] I went to Subway.  I hate being by myself so much!

[Assistant] why?? its good time to think


[System] disappointed: I did not get the promotion this year. I feel down

[Assistant] I did not get the promotion this year. I feel little down

[User] Oh I am sorry to hear that. You will get another chance I am sure

[Assistant] yeah i know, but i am just bit disappointed

[User] Don't feel too hard on yourself. I am sure you did your best.


[System] lonely: I don't have many friends I realized.

[User] I just realized that I don't have many friends here.

[Assistant] oh why not!! quality is better than quantity!!

[User] Yes, that's true. I haven't lived here long so I guess I just haven't met enough people yet.

[Assistant] ah that is also there. You will make new friends!!


[System] disappointed: After all this physical therapy I still didnt have my foot strength.

[Assistant] After all of this training, I still cant use my leg

[Assistant] Oh no my dear, what happened to your leg?

[Assistant] I broke it in a car wreck!

[Assistant] Oh wow. Was it a bad car wreck?


[System] prepared: I am planning to go to a movie themed costume part this coming weekend. I bought all my gear weeks in advance. I'll be dressed up as Darth Vader.

[Assistant] I am attending a movie themed costume part this weekend. I bought my Darth Vader costume weekend in advance!

[Assistant] Good for you. Socializing through such ways is a great way to enjoy your time. And besides, I am not Star Wars fan and have not watched any of the movie series

[Assistant] Okay, I mainly prefer the original classic trilogy and am not a big fan of the never ones. But I'll so ready for the party and will hopefully be very impressive!

[Assistant] Costume parties are very fun to attend. If i ever attend one, then i will go in iron man suit. I just love that character and its personality


[System] proud: Being a loyal Apple customer and seeing its recent $1 Trillion break in market cap in stock market, makes me feel great about this company

[Assistant] I consider myself a loyal Apple customer and seeing its recent break in $1 Trillion in stock market cap, just makes me feel great and proud of feeling attached to this company

[Assistant] It sounds like you are a loyal customer! How did you feel about them taking your headphone jack from their cellphones?

[Assistant] I think it was quite innovative approach to even more modernizing the cell phones. The long cables were annoying anyway

[Assistant] I suppose that's true, although I heard a lot of people were not happy with it.


[System] afraid: I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD BE THIS DEEP IN THE WOODS.

[Assistant] I think we are way too far in the woods we should turn back!

[Assistant] That sounds scary!

[Assistant] I was so scared, I turned around and ran for my life.

[Assistant] Good thing you didn't get lost!


[System] disappointed: I can't believe I dropped my phone on the way to going to buy a phone cover.... I hadn't even had it for more than 2 days

[Assistant] I can't believe I dropped my phone on the way to going to buy a phone cover.... I hadn't even had it for more than 2 days

[Assistant] oh my god, just your luck huh,  thats crazy.

[Assistant] Yes I'm not very good with phones lol

[Assistant] Me either, I have broken every phone ive owned!


[System] devastated: When I looked at one of my bank accounts I realized I lost all my money. I found out it was stolen and there was no way to get it back.

[Assistant] I lost all my money in one of my bank accounts.

[Assistant] WHAT HAPPENED?? DID YOU EVER GET IT BACK?!?

[Assistant] No the bank told me there was no way to get it back.

[Assistant] did they have an explenation on what happened?


[System] excited: I was getting my nose pierced tomorrow!

[Assistant] Tomorrow was the day i was getting my favoirte nose piercing!

[Assistant] Are you excited?

[Assistant] yes!!! i have been waiting so long for it!

[Assistant] How exciting! Hopefully it doesn't hurt too bad.


[System] terrified: I was shocked when a huge bat hit my window last night!

[User] I was shocked when a huge bat hit my window last night!

[Assistant] Wow I bet you were surprised!

[User] It was a total shock to my system haha

[Assistant] LOL a bat, how random


[System] impressed: I tried a new restaurant down the street from me and WOW it was amazing. Totally wasn't expecting it

[Assistant] I tried a new restaurant down the street from me and WOW it was amazing. Totally wasn't expecting it

[User] That's amazing! I love finding new places like that.

[Assistant] Me too.. it's been a while since we got a new restaurant around here. I bet it's going to do great

[User] I hope it does and you can KEEP going there! haha


[System] guilty: I accidentally spilled red wine on my friend's new carpet. I just moved the couch over to cover the spot.

[User] I was visiting my friend's new place, and I felt so bad about spilling red wine while they weren't looking.

[User] Did you cover it up or tell them about it?

[User] I actually just moved over the couch a bit while they were in the restroom.

[User] Now that is what I am talking about!


[System] ashamed: I ate an entire gallon tub of ice cream earlier.  I feel so guilty for my lack of self-control.

[User] I ate an entire gallon tub of ice cream earlier.

[User] Whoa! How are you feeling from it now?

[User] I can't move.  I feel so guilty for my lack of self-control.

[User] It's okay to give in to cravings every now and then.


[System] ashamed: I ate an entire cheesecake to myself.

[Assistant] I ate an entire cheesecake to my face in one night

[Assistant] Wow you were able to do that?

[Assistant] yes...sadly I can eat copious amounts of food.

[Assistant] you should reduce the intake!!


[System] afraid: I think i will lose my teeth and its shaking

[Assistant] i think i will lose my tooth, i am afraid

[Assistant] Whys that?! is it rotting out?

[Assistant] its rotting and shaking

[Assistant] thats gross, go see the dentist please!


[System] angry: why is it that bad things always happen to me!

[Assistant] why is it everytime im up in life something brings me down

[User] Unfortunately, it happens to all of us.

[Assistant] I just wish for once I could get ahead in life!

[User] You will if you believe you can!


[System] content: I went to Applebee's for dinner tonight.  It was a decent meal it I must say.

[User] I went to Applebee's for dinner tonight.

[Assistant] What did you order?! was it delicious?

[User] I had the fiesta lime chicken.  It was a decent meal if I must say.

[Assistant] thats awesome, I love applbees, I like to drink there alot


[System] grateful: without the help of my friends I would still be depressed.

[Assistant] If my friends hadnt picked me up, id still be at rock bottom!

[Assistant] True friends can be tested at such situations. Good for you to have such friends. It is very rare to have such ones

[Assistant] I try my best to only associate with the best of people.

[Assistant] I have only 2-3 close friends with whom I closely associate. I think that is the ideal number one should have


[System] disappointed: The way our major parties are behaving toward each other is very hopeless picture to imagine. So sad for our country's political discourse

[Assistant] I am very disappointed at the way the political discourse in our country is going. The major parties are so openly hostile toward each other

[Assistant] I agreee, and I see no point in it, This is all our country we are all one here, why fight.

[Assistant] To be honest, my disappointment during this last year has piled up to a level that my future hopes for our politics seems bleak

[Assistant] very bleak, maybe we will have some sort of saving grace candidate.


[System] annoyed: I wish poeple would just pick up their dog poop

[Assistant] I cant believe how much dog poop i see around my apartment.

[User] I could imagine, we have a whole mountain of it around my apartment building just randomly lying around.

[Assistant] ugh thats so gross, why gte a dog if youre not going to clean up after it!

[User] Exactly! I'd like to pick it up with a scooper and throw it in their faces.


[System] angry: I just found out my husband is messaging another woman on facebook. He's asking her to meet up with her.

[User] I caught my husband messaging another woman on facebook

[Assistant] oh my god! did you confront him about it?

[User] Not yet. I'm going to make him squirm first.

[Assistant] Perfect, make him think you dont know, or dont know everything.

[User] That's the plan, then I'm thinking of setting his things on fire while he goes to meet up with her tomorrow. It's just a thought.


[System] jealous: My husband is talking to some other woman. I want to choke them both.

[User] I caught my husband chatting with another woman.

[Assistant] OMG I'd be so upset. Did you confront him about it?

[User] Not yet, I'm thinking of how to do it.

[Assistant] I wish you all the luck!


[System] furious: My car got rear ended at a parking lot and I have no idea who did it. People are so rude.

[Assistant] My car got rear ended at a parking lot and I have no idea who did it. People are so rude

[User] Oh no! Did they even leave a note of any kind?

[Assistant] Nothing. Just found my bumper half hanging

[User] I'd be livid! Some people just won't let us have nice things, I swear.


[System] confident: i was going into a job interview. i felt prepared and wasn't nervous at all. i felt like i knew i was going to do a great job.

[User] i had a job interview last week, and i felt like i knew i was going to get the job after i left

[User] that sounds great, I hope you get it!

[User] thanks! yeah, i felt so prepared and wasn't really nervous at all!

[User] I'm always nervous at job interviews!


[System] surprised: A storm came through earlier and scared my dog. He ran to me and I was quite shocked! He can be a 100 pound baby sometimes!

[User] A storm came through earlier and scared my dog. He ran to me and I was quite shocked! He can be a 100 pound baby sometimes!

[User] oh no, were you able to calm him down?

[User] oh yes he just needs to be near me with the lights on

[User] i'm glad he was able to get some relief from that storm anxiety


[System] lonely: My girlfriend dumped me last month.  I hate to be all by myself.

[User] My girlfriend dumped me last month.

[User] i am sorry to hear that. was it a clean break?

[User] No, it was terrible.  I hate to be all by myself.

[User] i can understand that. it is hard at first but then it gets better.


[System] devastated: passing of my mother

[User] my mother passed last week. i have been very down and have not left my house all week

[User] I'm very sorry for your loss.

[User] thank you. i know the pain will never full leave, but eventually it wil all get better

[User] I hope you will be at peace soon.


[System] devastated: my little brother is going to jail!

[Assistant] My little brother just got sentanced to prison

[User] Oh no! What was he accused of?

[Assistant] He stole a car... and got caught driving it.

[User] Well maybe this will teach him a lesson and he'll come out of prison a new man.


[System] terrified: I have to go to the doctor tomorrow. What if they find something wrong with me?

[User] I have a doctor's appointment in the morning

[Assistant] uh oh, is everything okay? are you nervous?

[User] I am, I feel okay but you never know what might be wrong.

[Assistant] thats true, its always good to get testing and precautionary procedures.


[System] furious: I didn't get a raise at work. I think I really deserved it.

[User] I thought I was gonna get a raise at work today but I didn't get it.

[Assistant] darn, Have you been working towards one lately?

[User] I have, I really felt like I deserved it this time around.

[Assistant] have you been passed over it before?

[User] I have been twice, I'm gonna try one more time and if I get passed up again I'm gonna find a new job.


[System] grateful: I have to say, my father taught me to be a man.

[Assistant] My father was the one who taught me about being a man!

[User] Really! I bet he was a real manly man then!

[Assistant] Thats right he was! He was exactly what I needed.

[User] It's always nice to have someone show you things. You're very lucky.


[System] hopeful: I applied for a new position at work, similar to mine but better pay. I think my interview went well.

[Assistant] I applied for a new position at work, similar to mine but better pay. I think my interview went well.

[User] That sounds great, were you nervous about the interview?

[Assistant] A little bit, I don't like being on the spot, but I have a feeling it turned out very well

[User] I hope you get the job!


[System] proud: My dog always listens to me whenever I call him or direct him to do something. He's a very good boy.

[User] My dog always listens to me whenever I call him or direct him to do something. He's a very good boy.

[Assistant] That's good. Dogs are the best but an obedient dog is even better!

[User] Indeed, I have had lots of dogs but it's best if they respond to commands well. Some just need work but all can be good.

[Assistant] I can't wait to have a dog. Maybe when my daughter is older..


[System] confident: I have to put together a 1000 piece puzzle by tomorrow.  I know I will do it.

[User] I have to put together a 1000 piece puzzle by tomorrow.

[Assistant] oh that much, Will you be able to do it?

[User] I am sure I will do it.

[Assistant] that's the confidence. I am sure you will do it


[System] caring: when i see old people on road, i  want to take care of them

[Assistant] When i see old people on the road. I feel bad and i just feel i like i want to take care of them

[User] I know exactly what you mean.

[Assistant] yeah, it's the people's nature. We can't help it

[User] I'm glad that you care about others.


[System] embarrassed: being pants at the bar

[User] my buddy decided it would be funny to pants me at the bar while the band was playing

[Assistant] LOL!! im sorry about that,  did you get him back?

[User] oh i did a few days later. my face was red but it wasnt that big of a deal

[Assistant] hahaha, thats true, thats not the worst outcome


[System] ashamed: I tried my best to no do a backflip but i cracked my head open

[Assistant] I tried to be cook and do a flip and ended up splitting my head on a cabinet!

[User] oh man!! i hope you are ok. please tell me someone recorded it

[Assistant] HAHAHA no I had to go get stitches, I was horrified!

[User] that sounds like a crazy day


[System] angry: I spilled whiskey all over my keyboard!

[Assistant] I knocked my whiskey cup all over my keyboard.

[User] Eek! Hopefully your keyboard isn't acting up!

[Assistant] Not yet I instantly turned it upside down to rest!

[User] That's a good idea! Or use a vacuum if you can.


[System] prepared: I made sure to stock up on groceries. We are expecting some bad weather these next few days.

[User] I went to the grocery store to stock up on food and water. The weather could be bad this week.

[Assistant] better be careful! the weather has been bad here lately too.

[User] Yeah, it's better to make sure in case a tornado or bad thunder knocks out the electricity.

[Assistant] nothing worse than being unprepared for a disaster


[System] content: this job offers me everything I need in life!

[Assistant] This job is everything I could possible ask for.

[User] Oh, what job is it?

[Assistant] I am the director of IT at my company.

[User] Wow, that is very high position!


[System] impressed: I watched a man eat a 5 pound ham.  I was very inspired by his act.

[User] I watched a man eat a 5 pound ham.

[Assistant] oh my god, thats alot of ham, Did he throw it up after?

[User] No, he didn't.  I was very inspired by the act.

[Assistant] Thats a real eater right there, big belly.


[System] proud: My son said mama for the first time today... I couldn't believe it

[Assistant] My son said mama for the first time today... I couldn't believe it

[User] Aww, I can remember the first time my son said daddy. I thought my heart was going to explode.

[Assistant] Such an amazing feeling, huh?

[User] It really is. kids can sure bring a wave of emotions upon us.


[System] joyful: I got a raise today at work. I was not expecting it!

[User] I got a huge raise at work today!

[Assistant] That's amazing! You must be so happy

[User] I am! I wasn't expecting it at all!

[Assistant] Hard work pays off


[System] guilty: Today my husband kept asking who ate the last piece of cake he was saving... I felt so bad saying it was me LOL.

[Assistant] Today my husband kept asking who ate the last piece of cake he was saving... I felt so bad saying it was me LOL.

[User] I do that all the time lol hey, if it's in there it's up for grabs!

[Assistant] That's what I said... Oops!

[User] He should have eaten it sooner!


[System] annoyed: The mosquitos here have been miserable this year. I need to buy more citronella candles.

[User] There have been so many mosquitos this year.

[User] yes there have been.i live in south texas and they are bad here

[User] I'm thinking I need to buy more torches and citronella candles.

[User] yeah those do help.set up a perimiter


[System] lonely: i moved to a new state and know nobody

[User] my job transfered me to a new state and i know nobody here

[User] I'm sure you'll make new friends really soon.

[User] i hope so . i am going to look on facebook for local groups and activities

[User] That's a great idea! Maybe go to the park too and meet people there.


[System] devastated: My dog got run over by a car today. I've had her for 10 years.

[User] My dog was hit by a car today and we don't know if she's gonna make it.

[User] Oh how horrible. I'm sorry sorry to hear that.

[User] She's been my puppy for 10 years, I really hope she pulls through.

[User] Aww I hope so too. Dogs are precious and they aren't here long. We have to be happy for our time with them no matter what.


[System] confident: I feel so good now that I passed my last exam.

[User] I just finished a very hard exam and I feel good about it.

[User] I'm sure you did amazing, did you study hard for it?

[User] Yes, very much. Fingers crossed it all turns out well.

[User] When will you find out your scores?

[User] I will know them by the end of the week.


[System] hopeful: I bought 10 tickets for a local lottery to win a new car. There are not many tickets sold, so I am really hoping that I will win!

[Assistant] I bought 10 tickets to win a new cars. I am hoping I'm lucky this time!

[Assistant] That would be great! It would certainly save you from having to buy a new car for a while.

[Assistant] Yes, there are not many tickets being sold either so I think I really have a good chance to win!

[Assistant] What kind of car can you win?


[System] joyful: I was outside playing with my dogs earlier. We were throwing the ball around and I felt great!

[User] I was outside playing with my dogs earlier. We were throwing the ball around and I felt great!

[Assistant] sounds super fun

[User] It was indeed! Do you have any pets?

[Assistant] yea  have a cat, i like him


[System] annoyed: someone almost cut me off today

[Assistant] someone almost cut me off today

[User] That sucks, I hate when that happens!

[Assistant] yea it does

[User] Did you return the favor at all so to speak?


[System] apprehensive: I met a guy on a dating app. I'm not sure if I should meet him in person or not.

[User] I met a guy on a dating app a few weeks ago and we're really hitting it off.

[Assistant] That's good! Have  you met in person?

[User] We haven't, I'm worried to meet strangers off the internet.

[Assistant] Totally understandable... I'd be a bit apprehensive too


[System] impressed: I tried a new lasagna recipe and it turned out amazing!

[Assistant] I tried a new lasagna recipe and it turned out amazing!

[User] Really! That's awesome! Was there something new in it you don't usually use?

[Assistant] Yeah quote a few ingredients and a littlr e more work but totally worth  it

[User] I think lasagna is one of my favorite things to make


[System] joyful: I really like getting drunk and/or high. Tonight I got drunk with my friends and it was a great time.

[Assistant] I really like getting drunk, especially like tonight when I get drunk with my friends.

[User] It can be a fun thing as long as one doesn't go overboard.

[Assistant] Yeah definite, going overboard is a bad time.

[User] Yeah, I have had some legendary hangovers. I try to moderate better these days haha.


[System] hopeful: Going on a picnic next weekend and wishing the weather is good.

[User] I'm going out to a picnic like thing with some friends next weekend. Fingers crossed the weather stays nice.

[Assistant] That sounds really relaxing and nice.

[User] Yeah that is exactly what I am hoping it is! haha

[Assistant] Well hopefully it doesn't rain or anything.


[System] ashamed: I can't believe I snapped at a customer today.. but they were being so rude

[Assistant] I can't believe I snapped at a customer today.. but they were being so rude

[Assistant] its understandable, they are so annoying

[Assistant] Yeah working retail is not easy

[Assistant] yea i hate it


[System] annoyed: i got cut off today

[Assistant] i got cut off today

[Assistant] oh no im sorry to hear that

[Assistant] yea i was quite mad

[Assistant] it'll get better in time


[System] afraid: There's 2 escaped convicts loose in my town! They were last seen in my neighborhood!

[User] 2 people escaped from jail in my town tonight!

[Assistant] thats insane stuff

[User] I know right? And the last sighting of them was in my neighborhood!

[Assistant] man thats really disheartening, you should type faster  tho


[System] excited: i finally got to go on vacation

[Assistant] i finally got to go on vacation

[User] That's great! Wheer are you gonna go?

[Assistant] south padre island texas

[User] That's a fun place to go. You'll have to be sure to take lots of pics!


[System] surprised: I took my car to the garage to get the oil changed last week. When I went to pick it up they had done $600 worth of repairs that I didn't ask for!

[Assistant] I brought my car to the garage for a simple oil change last week. When I went to pick it up they had done $600 of repairs. I can't believe it!

[User] You can't believe they did it without asking or that the car needed the repairs?

[Assistant] The car was a 2014! I didn't think it needed much of anything, I told them they were crazy and that I wasn't paying it!

[User] Wow I hope everything works out for you!


[System] hopeful: It's supposed to storm more later this week. It's been hailing recently and I really need it to stop already!

[User] It's supposed to storm more later this week. It's been hailing recently and I really need it to stop already!

[Assistant] Wow, that's crazy. Is it very cold where you are living?

[User] No it's been mostly warm lately

[Assistant] Interesting you say that. Here it's warm as well and we had a big rain storm and got some large hail as well!


[System] grateful: I am really appreciative of my coworker. My coworker has my back in case I cannot make up some work.

[User] My coworker is a good person. I am really appreciative that I can depend on them.

[Assistant] thats quite nice of them

[User] Yeah, it's nice to know they can cover for me when I cannot make it. It works out well for me.

[Assistant] yea i bet that feels good


[System] disgusted:  my cat vomited on my rug

[Assistant] my cat vomited on my rug today

[User] Oh no! Hope your cat is feeling okay.

[Assistant] yea bit i was mad at him

[User] That's the thing about pets, hard to stay mad at them!


[System] proud: My daughter won the spelling bee. All her hard work paid off!

[Assistant] My daughter won the spelling bee. All her hard work paid off!

[Assistant] That's so impressive!

[Assistant] Yes she's only in second grade. i hope she keeps it uo

[Assistant] Hopefully, she seems really smart.


[System] proud: I was really surprised by my friend. He got a really nice job and a girlfriend so quickly.

[Assistant] I was really surprised by my friend since he never had any responsibilities and then he suddenly had tons.

[Assistant] that must be so hard to deal with

[Assistant] Not really, he was just so irresponsible before and then he got a job and a girlfriend too.

[Assistant] He seems to be on the right path now then


[System] embarrassed: I walked out of the bathroom with my skirt tucked into the back of my underwear tonight on a date. I showed everyone my bum.

[User] I went to the bathroom and walked out with my skirt tucked into my underwear tonight and didn't notice.

[User] Wow did anyone let you at least know?

[User] No! And I was on a first date too!

[User] Wow that is super unlucky, did she notice at all?


[System] disgusted: being served raw food

[User] i had to send my food back at the resturaunt today

[Assistant] thats really annoying to deal with

[User] i usually dont complain my chicken was really under cooked. it was pink and raw

[Assistant] still tho thats dangerous


[System] devastated: my cat died last week

[Assistant] my cat died last week

[User] im sorry to hear that. loss of a pet is tough

[Assistant] yea i was very sad

[User] are you planning on getting another pet?


[System] anticipating: I've been waiting to hear back from a job interview I feel went quite well.

[User] I've been waiting to hear back from a job interview I feel went quite well.

[Assistant] How long do you have to wait?

[User] a few days I think

[Assistant] Good luck! I'm sure you did great.


[System] anxious: I can't wait until Friday to know if i got the promotion... the wait is killing me

[Assistant] I can't wait until Friday to know if i got the promotion... the wait is killing me\

[User] Oh wow, how long has it been since you got last promoted?

[Assistant] A year

[User] Well I hope you get it!


[System] anxious: i have a test this week and im scared

[Assistant] i have a test this week and im scared ill do bad

[User] Are you prepared for it? Did you study?

[Assistant] yea but its still worrisome

[User] I know what you mean. I think you'll do great though.


[System] apprehensive: I have to get a root canal tomorrow. I think it's gonna hurt.

[User] I have a dental appointment for a root canal tomorrow.

[Assistant] sounds quite hard to deal with but good luck

[User] I'm afraid it's going to hurt a lot.

[Assistant] yea i would be too


[System] anxious: I really hate going in front of crowds. Especially when I had to recite a poem in front of a whole crowd of people.

[Assistant] I really hate public speaking, so it doesn't help that I had to recite a poem in public way back in like 6th grade.

[Assistant] I definitely understand that feeling.  It took me forever to sign up for my Speech Communications class because of speaking in public.

[Assistant] Exactly! I just really don't like speaking in front of people no matter what.

[Assistant] I actually took it late evening class without too many students and even was scared and only had to speak in front of the professor.


[System] apprehensive: So, my youngest sister, whom I never met face to face,  hit me up asking for me to reach out to her, but It's difficult to really know what to say.

[Assistant] I really wished my dad would do the proper introductions and bring all of my siblings together.

[Assistant] What do you mean by that?

[Assistant] I have a younger sister that I have never met to reach out to me and I'm somewhat at a loss of words.  I'd like to have my dad to be present I suppose.

[Assistant] That's fair, having a father figure be present is really important.

[Assistant] I want to reach out but I'm like what is there really for me to say.  I am the oldest but I don't like being overshadowed by the perception that I have extra benefits having my father present.


[System] terrified: I went to see that new shark movie. I was so scared! I covered my eyes the whole time!

[User] I was so scared during the new shark movie. I had to look away several times!

[User] I hate shark movies too. That's why I refuse to swim in the ocean.

[User] I know, I always get freaked out when I go to the beach!

[User] The only way I'll get in is if I'm too drunk to care if I get eaten lol


[System] proud: I got the promotion I was hoping for! I did a good job!

[User] I worked hard and finally got a promotion today!

[User] Congratulations! That is great news to hear!

[User] Thank you! It just proves you can do anything you put your mind to!

[User] Yes! It is always good to have a positive attitude.


[System] impressed: My friend used to be such a nobody. But then he got quite a good job as well as a girlfriend and that really surprised me.

[Assistant] My friend used to be such a nobody until he got a job and a girlfriend out of nowhere.

[Assistant] Life can have some sudden turns. But these are very little chances to count on and hope for

[Assistant] I feel you. It just really came out of the blue, honestly.

[Assistant] Good for him. But do not count on such things happening in life. They are very rare unless you put hard work to get them


[System] afraid: Due to recent debt that I have accumulated through credit cards, my credit score has seen a significant decline. I am very concerned it might impact my credit trustworthiness

[Assistant] Recent debt accumulation had my credit score see a significant decline. I am afraid it would hurt my chances of applying for a new credit card

[Assistant] That sucks, hopefully you can come back from that

[Assistant] To be honest, i have invested considerable amount in cryptocurrency market. I am hopeful for them to lift me out of financial burdensome

[Assistant] That is usually pretty unlikely but I'm rooting for you.


[System] excited: Next month we are finally taking a family vacation. It's been so long, it seems!

[Assistant] Next month we are finally taking a family vacation. It's been so long, it seems!

[User] That sounds nice, how long has it been?

[Assistant] Maybe a year and a half... It's nice to  have a little getaway

[User] Indeed, enjoy your time away!


[System] sentimental: I was playing a game recently and a reminded me of childhood.

[User] I was playing a game recently and a reminded me of childhood.

[Assistant] What kind of games?

[User] board games, chess and backgammon mainly

[Assistant] Oh I enjoyed board games when I was little too


[System] furious: I was camping last weekend and there were these giant deer flies that kept biting me. It really hurt a lot and they were fast and hard to swat.

[Assistant] I was camping last weekend and I kept getting bitten by very big deer flies. It was so annoying!

[Assistant] oof sounds so bad

[Assistant] Yeah, they flies are so fast too and incredibly hard to kill. It was very bad.

[Assistant] i bet it was


[System] annoyed: my pants dropped last week from getting hooked on a table

[Assistant] my pants dropped last week from getting hooked on a table

[Assistant] Oh no, that must have been embarrassing!

[Assistant] yea i was so mad at myself

[Assistant] Did anyone see it happen?


[System] terrified: I was on the way home last night when a large truck passed under a red light and nearly slammed into me going really fast.

[User] I was on my way home last night when a large speeding truck came flying under a red light as I passed under it. Damn near nailed me!

[Assistant] Wow, that must've been really scary!

[User] I was shaking after it happened. I nearly had to pull over on the side of the road just to calm down.

[Assistant] I'm sure I would've been shaking as well!

[User] I'm still a bit nervous about driving under lights too. It's a shame how people drive these days.


[System] jealous: My girlfriend at the time was so much less passionate with me than she was with one of her male friends. It made me so envious.

[Assistant] My girlfriend at the time seemed to be so much more passionate when talking to one of her friends.

[User] What do you mean exactly? She doesn't have the same passion when speaking to you?

[Assistant] She just seemed to be so much more energetic and engaged when she was talking to him.

[User] Oh wow, I'm sorry to hear that. That must hurt.


[System] angry: someone almost crashed into me

[Assistant] someone almost crashed into me today

[User] wow. are you ok? that can be really unnerving

[Assistant] yea i was so mad

[User] i would be to. people need to be more aware on the road


[System] sentimental: box of baby stuff i keep

[User] i have a box of baby stuff from my twins that i have kept since they have been babies. they are 25 now

[Assistant] thats very cute to do that

[User] it always reminds me of when they were little

[Assistant] yea i bet it does


[System] content: Sitting outside watching a storm arrive on my back porch I felt quite at ease with the world!

[User] Sitting outside watching a storm arrive on my back porch I felt quite at ease with the world!

[Assistant] I love watching heavy storms with thunder and lightening!

[User] As do I! It is a great time as long as the lightning doesn't get too close!

[Assistant] Yeah, as long as it is loud but not too close I usually love it!


[System] sad: I was really upset when my rabbit died a few years back. My brother wasn't nearly as upset but I couldn't help it.

[Assistant] When my rabbit died years back I was really upset.

[User] That sounds terrible, I hate losing a pet...

[Assistant] It really was, I loved that rabbit so much at the time.

[User] Did you end up getting another ever?


[System] joyful: I had a get together tonight with my coworkers and it went very well. I'm feeling very good about life right now.

[User] I had a really fun get together tonight with all of my coworkers and my boss. The night went fantastic! I'm feeling very happy and optimistic about life right now.

[Assistant] That's great! It's such a good feeling working with people you actually like..

[User] I couldn't agree more. All of my coworkers feel like family to me. So it was a very relaxing and enjoyable get together.

[Assistant] I hope you have more nights like it!

[User] We plan on doing this at least once a month, so I hope so too!


[System] content: I feel good. Everything finally seems to be working out.

[Assistant] I feel good. Everything finally seems to be working out.

[User] That's great! What are some things you're enjoying about life right now?

[Assistant] Finally having a steady job and no work on weekends lol

[User] Oh man, having weekends off is such a deal breaker for me too.


[System] annoyed: My little cousin was visiting last weekend and he kept screaming for Kraft Dinner for supper. I made a delicious chicken dinner but his mom apparently always give him what he wants.

[Assistant] My younger 5 your old cousin was visiting last weekend for dinner and he kept crying to his mom to make him Kraft Dinner.

[Assistant] Kids are sweet. They will do everything to get what they want. So, did her mom made him Kraft Dinner eventually?

[Assistant] She she did unfortunately. I made a delicious chicken dinner and he wouldn't even eat it.

[Assistant] Don't be upset about it. Kids do not yet have conscious ability to think concretely in terms of other's feelings


[System] caring: My partner has some work related problems lately. I am trying to give her emotional support by taking her out to distract her from work

[Assistant] My partner has some work related issues lately. I am trying to give her emotional support by taking her out just to distract her from work

[Assistant] That's very nice of you. I hope she gets the issues sorted out!

[Assistant] I hope too. She is very distressed and frankly, seeing her in this situation makes me feel very sad

[Assistant] Yes, I can imagine it must be hard for you as well. I wish you guys all the best.


[System] embarrassed: I dropped my plate of food in the middle of the busy break room at work.... I wanted to disappear!

[Assistant] I dropped my plate of food in the middle of the busy break room at work.... I wanted to disappear!

[User] that is terrible. nevermind being embarassed i would have been mad and hungry!!

[Assistant] I was all of the above lol

[User] i dont blame you


[System] hopeful: im feeling positive oi got the job. it would really help me out a lot.

[User] im feeling positive that i got the job. it would really help me out a lot

[Assistant] That's a good sign you did great then@

[User] yes it is . im really feeling good about it

[Assistant] Good luck! I hope you get it.


[System] annoyed: I bought some fast food, and the cashier refused to give my a receipt! I had to ask the manager to print me one.

[User] I went through the drive thru at a fast food place, and the cashier would not give me a receipt!

[Assistant] Oh no! I would have asked for the manager! What did you do?

[User] That's what I did actually. The manager was apologizing to me. It was just frustrating.

[Assistant] I can't imagine why that person would do that! So unreasonable.


[System] grateful: I knew that some of friends were going on a trip and it was unlikely that I'd get to go. Surprisingly I got to go so I was really happy.

[Assistant] Recently I knew that my friends were going on a trip and I really wanted to go.

[User] Was there any reason you couldn't go? Did they not invite you?

[Assistant] At first I thought that there wasn't enough room, but then there was!

[User] That's wonderful! I hope you had or have a great time!


[System] excited: I was outside playing with my dogs earlier. Throwing the ball around, they got so playful and ran around as fast as they could!

[User] I was outside playing with my dogs earlier. Throwing the ball around, they got so playful and ran around as fast as they could!

[Assistant] That's so cool! I really wish I had a dog!

[User] They are the best! Cats are also great though

[Assistant] I really like cats but I want a dog at some point.


[System] disgusted: my cat vomited on my rug today

[Assistant] my cat vomited on my rug today

[User] Ugh, I hate when that happens. Do you think the cat ate something bad?

[Assistant] not sure but it was really horrible

[User] I bet. Poor kitty, I hope he/she feels better soon.


[System] disgusted: When I was a kid, I saw my cousin break her arm. It wasn't an unnoticeable break either, her arm was mangled and disfigured. It was insane.

[User] When I was pretty young, I witnessed my cousin fall and break her arm. It was completely disfigured and bent in odd ways. It grossed me out so bad I nearly vomitted.

[Assistant] i bet it did i would be too

[User] Good thing she had no permanent damage though. But that memory is scarred into my brain!

[Assistant] i bet it is, good luck with tha


[System] terrified: I really do not like being around rats, they scare me.

[User] I really do not like being around rats, they scare me.

[User] Oh yeah I hate rats too actually.

[User] I once was in an elevator and a rat was in there. I thought I was going to have a heart attack.

[User] Oh wow that sounds so scary! I might have done the same actually!


[System] terrified: I'm really afraid of snakes these days. I see a few around.

[User] Truth be told, I am quite afraid of snakes these days.

[User] I am not a fan of snaked either.

[User] The venom that can kill worries me the most.

[User] I once was bitten by a snake, luckily it had no venom.


[System] lonely: My husband is out of town for work. This sucks

[Assistant] My husband is out of town for work. This sucks

[User] Sorry to hear that. Must feel quite lonely for you.

[Assistant] Yes I don't like being home alone at night

[User] Luckily you can always contact your husband to see how he is doing and hear his voice.


[System] guilty: I accidentally scratched my coworker's car. I haven't told them that I actually did it.

[User] The other day I was backing out of the parking lot at work and scratched my coworker's car a little bit.

[Assistant] Oh no, did you tell them?

[User] No, I feel really bad that I haven't told them about it. I don't know if I should.

[Assistant] If it's not bad,, I wouldn't tell them


[System] devastated: I met this girl on Tinder this one time. She was really into me but then she randomly denied the hell outta me.

[Assistant] I met this girl on Tinder one time and she gave me such mixed signals.

[Assistant] haha, welcome to Tinder! It's the app of mixed signals. Did things work out finally?

[Assistant] Not really, but I got used to it ahaha.

[Assistant] Yeah, usually you just move on. There are plenty more fish in the sea!


[System] terrified: I just watched Friday the 13th for the first time. Oh my god, I am hiding under the covers in my bed. I don't think I can leave.

[Assistant] I watched Friday the 13th for the first time tonight. I'm in my bed under the covers and don't think I can leave!

[Assistant] I know what you mean, scary movies really terrify me!

[Assistant] Yeah, I think I will stay here for a while and look at cat videos.

[Assistant] That's always a great way to make me feel more at ease!


[System] furious: I really hate when I get accused of something I didn't do. One time my mom said I said the f word when I was younger and I didn't and it made me so upset.

[Assistant] I hate when I get accused of something that I didn't do at all.

[User] Same here, who accused you?

[Assistant] My brother and my mom accused me of cursing when I said frick.

[User] Frick isn't a curse word.


[System] afraid: I really get nervous when I have to drive.

[User] I really get nervous when I have to drive.

[Assistant] Same here! What makes you nervous>

[User] I just always fear I will get into an accident.

[Assistant] Yeah that's the same reason as me.


[System] angry: I am so mad, my landlord is selling the house so I have to move.

[User] I am so mad, my landlord is selling the house so I have to move.

[User] that is bad news. my mother is going through the same thing unfortunately. landlord became widowd and now is moving with her daughter in anothe state so will be selling the house

[User] Biggest issue is finding somewhere to live that allows dogs.

[User] that is tough. my mothere also has her little dog. but more than likely she will move in with my family


[System] anxious: waiting for my twins to be born

[User] my twins will be born tomorrow morning! i wont be able to sleep tonight

[User] Double the fun, are these your first children?

[User] no ,luckily they are not..otherwise i think i would be terrified. haha..

[User] Congrats, you should try to sleep some thou.


[System] confident: I know that I will be the youngest billionaire ever.

[User] I know that I will be the youngest billionaire ever.

[Assistant] You sound very confident! how will you make that happen?

[User] I am starting a business.

[Assistant] great! I wish i could find a profitable business.  i don't like worker for other people.


[System] sentimental: Even though I have no intentions on getting married, watching proposals or weddings make me feel really warm inside.

[Assistant] Have you noticed the trends with engagement proposals and save the date YouTube videos?  I find them to be so romantic.

[User] I have not seen those but that sounds cute. Are you married?

[Assistant] No and have no intentions of getting married.  However, I don't have any problems with celebrating with those who make that choice.

[User] Yep there's nothing wrong with either of those things!

[Assistant] They have become really creative with the videos where they are almost like watching a movie.  You should check them out sometimes.  Are you married?