[System] lonely: I've been single for some time now. I am alone and sooo sad.

[Assistant] I've been single for some time now. I am alone and sooo sad.

[Assistant] Try to put yourself out there!  You can also try online dating!

[Assistant] I've been trying those but no luck yet. I am so lonely.

[Assistant] Never stop trying!  There are plenty of fish in the sea!


[System] impressed: My daughter got straight As in her last semester result, im happy with her

[Assistant] I have spent alot of effort grooming my daughter to be a smart girl, she did well last semester with straight As and I am very proud of her

[Assistant] woow that is good of her. encourage her to keep shinning

[Assistant] I will she already knows what she wants to become, she wants to be a lawyer

[Assistant] i love lawyers too especially the serious ones as they know how to bring back justice


[System] sad: when i lost a close friend i felt bad

[Assistant] i cried a lot but i had to let it go

[Assistant] wow, what happened?

[Assistant] i had lost a very close friend

[Assistant] I'm so sorry to hear about that


[System] faithful: I felt good when I go into the church. I pray with all the people in there and that is an experience.

[Assistant] Hi friend, I like to go to church and pray.

[User] That's great. The community aspect of church is fun.

[Assistant] I agree. The people in the church are also very nice.

[User] Yes, that's probably true. I bet they are very happy, too.


[System] anxious: I hate presenting a project in front of my class. It's so nerve-racking.

[Assistant] I hate presenting a project in front of my class. It's so nerve-racking.

[Assistant] I feel you.I am that way to.I fear public speaking.

[Assistant] I hate it so much. Nothing makes me more anxious, ugh.

[Assistant] I t is an strong feeling for sure.


[System] afraid: I am scared of Trump right now.

[Assistant]
I am scared of Trump right now,4|5|4_5|5|5,<POLITICAL>
hit:3617_conv:7235,2,afraid,I am scared of Trump right now.,269,Why are you scared of Trump right now?,4|5|4_5|5|5,<POLITICAL>
hit:3617_conv:7235,3,afraid,I am scared of Trump right now.,75,Because he is a lunatic out of control.,4|5|4_5|5|5,
hit:3617_conv:7235,4,afraid,I am scared of Trump right now.,269,Lol, at least he is honest about being a lunatic.,4|5|4_5|5|5,
hit:3618_conv:7236,1,sentimental,I miss my old house in Orlando,75,I miss my old house in Orlando,4|4|5_4|5|5,
hit:3618_conv:7236,2,sentimental,I miss my old house in Orlando,355,ok, where do you live now,4|4|5_4|5|5,
hit:3618_conv:7236,3,sentimental,I miss my old house in Orlando,75,I live in Cleveland, a very boring city.,4|4|5_4|5|5,
hit:3618_conv:7236,4,sentimental,I miss my old house in Orlando,355,ya every one shares a good bond with our native places,4|4|5_4|5|5,
hit:3619_conv:7239,1,nostalgic,I was looking at old picture albums last night and found myself tearing up looking at the fun times from long ago.,459,I got really choked up last night looking at old photo albums.  The days gone by" really made me nostalgic.


[System] nostalgic: I was looking at old picture albums last night and found myself tearing up looking at the fun times from long ago.

[User] Sometimes revisiting the past is great for personal reflection. Maybe contact those people sometime.

[Assistant] You're so right.  I did that this morning and called an elderly aunt.  We had the best conversation!

[User] That's great! I bet she loved to hear your voice.

[Assistant] She did!  It really made my day too.  I wish I could go back and take the time to reach out more to my loved ones.


[System] jealous: I met a girl in college and really liked her. We became friends but I was always annoyed she dated questionable men.

[User] I became friends with a girl in college. I was jealous of the men she dated, especially as she told me she would have dated me if we weren't friends.

[User] Thats unfortunate. Sometimes, people don't know how to make a move and are waiting for you to make a move.

[User] Yeah sorry I didn't hit on you immediately. I wish she would have just never metioned any interest in me.

[User] Thats a good point. Now you are always going to wonder 'What if'?


[System] confident: I crushed my job interview. I fully expect them to offer me the job!

[User] I just had a job interview and I think I nailed it. I left there feeling very confident.

[User] That is good, that is a situation where confidence is very helpful.

[User] I can't wait to hear back from them. I am ready for a new opportunity.

[User] Best of luck to you, I'm sure they saw your excitement and confidence and employers love that.


[System] angry: Someone stole an ice chest out of the back of my truck.

[User] Someone stole an ice chest out of the back of my truck

[Assistant] What's an ice chest?

[User] Its a insulated box for storing cold goods.

[Assistant] Oh, I should have known that. Do you have any leads on who might've stolen it?

[User] No clue :(


[System] sad: I hate seeing my best friend depressed. I've seen them so happy in life but seeing them like this now makes me feel unhapypy.

[Assistant] I hate seeing my best friend depressed. I've seen them so happy in life but seeing them like this now makes me feel unhappy.

[User] I'm sorry to hear that. Have you tried to cheer them up?

[Assistant] I've tried calling and texting but she is not answering. I am so sad because I don't want her to do anything crazy...

[User] Does she have any family you can call to check on her?


[System] annoyed: I don't like doing my job and the duties of other co-worker that slack.

[User] whats is your opinon on situation like this?

[Assistant] On what situation?

[User] I don't like doing my job and the duties of other co-worker that slack..

[Assistant] My opinion is I don't mind doing my own job but if I have to do my co-workers jobs, I would get furious. It is not fair?

[User] It's not fair at all.


[System] content: I have 2 working arms and legs. I am so thankful for not being handicapped in life.

[Assistant] I have 2 working arms and legs. I am so thankful for not being handicapped in life.

[User] I'm grateful for my limbs as well, this the reason I'm a hard worker. I appreciate what god gave me.

[Assistant] I know right? We could have gotten so much worse in life.

[User] So t


[System] caring: I felt like sharing a story about last week for me. I found a kitten on the side of the road and took it to my house.

[Assistant] Hi, I found a kitten last week!

[User] That is so amazing! Do you love cats as much as I love dogs, Ha!

[Assistant] Maybe I do. I kept this one and named it Kitty the Kat.

[User] I found a cat too as a stray. We kept hoping we would find it's owner so never gave her a name so her name was forever Miss Kitty.


[System] anxious: I felt anxious when I went to my interview the other day. Even though I was more than prepared, I was still overly nervous.

[Assistant] I was on my way to an interview the other day and was overly anxious.

[User] Oh, those are never fun. But they usually end up being better than you expect.

[Assistant] That's so true, it ended up going over very well. I had no reason to be nervous.

[User] But at least you took the time to prepare! That's better than some people


[System] impressed: My friend learned to speak another language (quite fluently) in 3 months. I don't think I could ever do that!

[User] My friend learned to speak another language (quite fluently) in 3 months

[Assistant] That's honestly really amazing, most people take forever to learn even a tiny bit of a foreign language.

[User] I know! I doubt I could do that. I tried to before, but I quickly gave up. Maybe too quickly

[Assistant] Some people just have amazing dedication, something I don't seem to have.


[System] surprised: I thought everyone forgot my birthday. No one wished me a happy birthday at work. Then I saw my coworkers gather around and start singing Happy Birthday. I was shocked that they remembered!

[Assistant] Last week was my birthday. I thought everyone forgot about it because no one wished me a happy birthday at work.

[User] Oh, that's awful. Did you mention it to anyone?

[Assistant] No but in the afternoon I noticed everyone was disappearing. Then all of a sudden I heard them singing Happy Birthday to me. I was so surprised!

[User] Yay! So they threw you a surprise party! That's awesome. You must have been so happy. Was there cake?


[System] anticipating: I am feeling a blue wave coming in november.

[Assistant] I am feeling a blue wave coming in november.

[Assistant] What do you mean?

[Assistant] The Democrats are going to swip the elections

[Assistant] Ah, gotcha. I am a not strong republican and I agree with you. Trump has had his days.


[System] lonely: I hate being single! It makes me so bitter seeing happy couples everywhere. I'm so sad...

[Assistant] I hate being single! It makes me so bitter seeing happy couples everywhere. I'm so sad...

[Assistant] I am sorry to hear that.Have you try dating APPS

[Assistant] Yes, but they seem to be filled with way better looking people. I am so sad.

[Assistant] Sometimes personality is better than looks


[System] sad: My neighbor died in a car crash.

[User] My neighbor died in a car crash."

[Assistant] Oh my.  I'm so sorry to hear that.  What happened?

[User] He lost control of his car and crashed into a median.

[Assistant] That's really sad.  I hear about fatal car accidents more and more these days.


[System] disgusted: I just heard a horrible story on the news where a mother murdered her child.  This made me so upset and disgusted!

[Assistant] The news gets me so upset.  I just heard about a mother murdering her 4 year old daughter.  I'm so disgusted right now.

[User] That's pretty awful. Some people have serious mental problems.

[Assistant] I know.  It's just so hard to see when innocent children are victims.  It breaks my heart.

[User] It is very sad.

[Assistant] Mental health issues are a huge problem...I wish we could do better with helping those needing mental help.


[System] terrified: I live in Florida and experience hurricanes. Two recent hurricanes have threatened my home and potentially my life.

[User] I decided to ride out a hurricane in my home. It was one of the scariest experiences ever.

[User] Oh my, it must have been so scary! Do you live in an area commonly affected by hurricaines?

[User] I am in Florida, so yes. The sounds are the worst. The howling of the winds and the rain and debris pelting your home.

[User] Was your home damaged? Was anyone hurt in your area? I've never seen a hurricaine, except on the news.

[User] I had a downed tree and roof damage, no one died around here but lots of homes were lost.

[User] You must have to pay a lot for insurance. The weather certainly is getting more unpredictable.


[System] content: I had a crazy week with 4 big events and I'm so happy to be at home relaxing in the air conditioning today.

[User] I had a crazy week with 4 big events and I'm so happy to be at home relaxing in the air conditioning today. My dogs are happy too!

[User] Air conditioning is very nice. My dogs love the outdoors but they want AC after a good, long walk!

[User] It's very hot here today, and also a long weekend, so a little down time is nice.

[User] Yes it is very hot and humid where I am. Always makes a good excuse to kick back in a nice, cool house!

[User] Sure is! I will probably binge watch some Netflix in a bit too!

[User] Video games is my plan lol.

[User] Sounds like a great lazy Sunday to me!


[System] furious: I am so angry my co-worker stole from me yesterday. How could they do this to me...

[Assistant] I am so angry my co-worker stole from me yesterday. How could they do this to me...

[Assistant] What was it that they stole from you there?

[Assistant] My YMCA membership card and some of office supplies. I've let my co-worker borrow that stuff a couple times but now they feel entitled to it so they steal from me I guess.

[Assistant] If they feel entitled though then maybe they are thinking that all is normal?


[System] grateful: I am very happy about the event I am attending. It is a musical concert and my friend bought my ticket!

[Assistant] I am going to the music concert this weekend!

[Assistant] Awesome! What music concert?

[Assistant] The group called, super cellphones. You might not have heard of them?

[Assistant] Never heard of them. What music genre is it?

[Assistant] It's the best and they are so good. It is country music!


[System] impressed: There was a motivational speaker at my office a couple weeks ago.  His speech really resonated with me.

[Assistant] There was a motivational speaker at my office a couple weeks ago. His speech really resonated with me.

[Assistant] Oh wow, what was the subject of the sppech?

[Assistant] The speech was on the importance of teamwork and being positive! It was really inspiring!

[Assistant] Oh wow I bet it was a good thing for the whole office to hear!


[System] impressed: Seeing nice cars on the road inspires me. I bet they worked very hard to get those cars!

[Assistant] Seeing nice cars on the road inspires me. I bet they worked very hard to get those cars!

[Assistant] cars are truly inspiring to see how theyve evolved

[Assistant] Yes, but seeing the hard work the people who own them had to put in is the most impressive part.

[Assistant] it's important to take care of and maintain things you own. if properly maintained they can last for a long time.


[System] sentimental: i woke up from a dream missing my brother. i wish i could see him.

[Assistant] i had a dream that i was with my brother hanging out having a great time. when i woke up i was so bummed it was only a dream.

[Assistant] Lol, happens to me all the time. I love those types of dreams and it sucks when they end.

[Assistant] it's common. he's just 800 miles away so it makes me even more bummed.

[Assistant] Are you guys close? You should visit him sometime?

[Assistant] we are. he is sick so i'mplanning a trip to see him when he gets out of his rehab


[System] angry: I was going to see my favorite band. But the show was canceled!

[Assistant] Hi friend, guess what just happened that made me cry.

[User] What's that? Hope it wasn't too bad!

[Assistant] I was all ready to go and see my favorite band and then the entire show was canceled.

[User] Oh wow, what a bummer! Not that it makes it any better, but at least you're not alone. Maybe you'll get a refund?

[Assistant] Yes I did get the refund.


[System] guilty: I walked out of a store without paying for an item and couldn't be bothered to go back in to return it.

[User] While getting into my car after shopping, I realized I had walked out without paying for the flash drive I had picked up.

[Assistant] Oh no, did you return to the store and pay?

[User] I didn't, I really didn't want to walk all the way back to the store. I know... I do feel pretty bad about it.

[Assistant] Maybe you should go ahead and do it?


[System] excited: I'm going to take a trip on a cruise ship next weekend.

[User] I'm going to take a trip on a cruise ship next weekend.

[Assistant] That's awesome! Where are you going on the cruise?

[User] It goes around  the carribean

[Assistant] Watch out for the pirates of the Caribbean and the Bermuda triangle!

[User] I like to take a risk every once in a while. I'll take my chances.


[System] terrified: I am so scared for my sister's health. She is in the hospital and I hope she doesn't have cancer.

[Assistant] I am so scared for my sister's health. She is in the hospital and I hope she doesn't have cancer.

[User] Have they already done a biopsy?

[Assistant] In the process right now. I am so afraid of the results...

[User] I'm sure everything will turn out ok


[System] anxious: I hate being in public by myself. It gets me super nervous and I turn bright red.

[Assistant] I hate being in public by myself. It gets me super nervous and I turn bright red.

[User] Oh, that must be so stressful. Does it happen all the time - like even at the grocery store?

[Assistant] Sometimes, only when I am by myself. I am just an anxious person in general so there's that.

[User] Do you have someone to go places with you? Or do you just have to power through it?


[System] jealous: my coworkers all got together for something and didn't include me.

[Assistant] my coworkers had a get together after work and never even invited me

[Assistant] Wow that must have stung!

[Assistant] i feel like an outsider all the time with them

[Assistant] I am so sorry.  It must make work hard

[Assistant] they are all older, white, southern belle kind of women and i'm in my 30's and hispanic so i'm always the oddball.


[System] furious: I walked to work the other day because it was so nice out. I was in a great mood until I heard a loud squish. I realized I had stepped in a large pile of steaming dog mess. I was absolutely livid!

[Assistant] It was a nice day so I decided to walk to work recently. I was feeling great until I heard a loud squishy noise.

[User] Don't tell me you stepped in dog poop.

[Assistant] How did you guess? I looked down and saw I nailed a fresh steaming pile of dog wonder. Well let's just say my mood quickly turned very foul!

[User] C'mon man, I just finished eating. I hope you took a shower and bought some new shoes.


[System] proud: My daughter got into an Ivy league school after high school. I am so happy for her!

[Assistant] My daughter got into an Ivy league school after high school. I am so happy for her!

[User] You must be so happy and proud! Is she going to have to move far away to go?

[Assistant] Yes, I am going to miss her when she moves out

[User] But what a good start in life. If she's going to leave home, it might as well be for the Ivy League.


[System] joyful: I found out my wife is pregnant today!

[User] I found out my wife is pregnant today!

[User] Oh wow, congratulations!

[User] Thanks, we've been trying for ~3 months now

[User] I'm sure you'll be great parents!


[System] disgusted: I recently tried going vegan, but I REALLY disliked a lot of the dishes I tried.

[User] I would like to go vegan, but anytime I try a vegan dish, I REALLY dislike it. Like, stomach turning dislike.

[User] It really limits your dietary choices.  I don't recommend it.   Have you considered vegetarian?

[User] I haven't, but maybe I'll give it a try!

[User] Or you could even just drop the vege anything and just minimize your animal protein intake


[System] annoyed: I had a doctor's appointment recently and intentionally scheduled it as the first one of the day so I didn't risk him getting held up with another patient. I got there early - actually had to wait for the receptionist to get her coffee. After all that, I was put out when the doctor showed up over an hour later. He decided to have breakfast with his son!

[User] I had a doctor's appointment last week and had to wait over an hour to see him.

[Assistant] I bet you were very annoyed

[User] I was. I actually scheduled the first appointment of the day just to make sure that didn't happen!

[Assistant] Wow, you prepared for this type of thing and it still happened? I would express my annoyance with the doctor for sure

[User] I really wanted to. He was late because he was having breakfast with his son. Nice, but not on my schedule.


[System] excited: I can't wait for Halloween! I love everything about it like the candy and outfits!

[Assistant] I can't wait for Halloween! I love everything about it like the candy and outfits!

[User] Do you do the whole nine yards, decorating your home, dressing up to scare the kids?

[Assistant] Duh! I'm pretty old but the kid's expressions never get old! lol

[User] Do you live somewhere with lots of trick-or-treaters? It sounds like fun.


[System] trusting: I always enjoy ordering things on newegg because I'm confident it will arrive quick and on time.

[User] When I shop online for computer parts, I like to use newegg because I am confident their items will ship fast and on time.

[User] I have never used newegg before, and I think that sounds like that are very good at what they do. I might have to check them out!

[User] They are great! Have been around for a very long time and I've bought from them since I was a teenager.

[User] I will have to check out newegg based on your recommendation. They sound fantastic so thanks!!


[System] surprised: A few days ago my friends threw a party for me. I was not expecting it, so I was quite shocked

[User] A few days ago my friends threw a party for me

[Assistant] What happened?

[User] They got a cake, blew up some balloons, and all jumped up and surprised me when I came in the door. It was quite shocking

[Assistant] Oh, wow. Sounds like they really care about you.


[System] angry: Before my birthday, my boyfriend tried to get me to pick menu items that everyone could eat--including him. This meant I picked place that served only chicken because it's the only meat my boyfriend can have due to his digestive/health issue. Of course, I got anxious and upset because the place I picked was serving healthy food--my preference--but the serving sizes were missing and I couldn't tell what ingredients were in what; this lead to us arguing.

[Assistant] My boyfriend and I got into an argument a few days before my birthday party about catering options.

[User] Oh? Big fight or one of those little fights?

[Assistant] Big fight. These kinds of things--picking out foods--make me very frustrated because I have ADHD/Aspergers.

[User] Ah, I see. Well I hope it at least got worked out for you guys

[Assistant] It did. I just wish I had handled it better and that he could have been more patient.


[System] impressed: I was watching olympic figure skating the other day. I was amazed at how graceful the skaters were.

[Assistant] I was watching olympic figure skating on TV the other day. I was so amazed at how graceful they were.

[Assistant] I feel you. That sport is very majestic and can be considered any art form

[Assistant] Yeah, I saw a triple axle and was awe-struck. They must have been practicing for years!

[Assistant] For sure, that move is really hard. Only a few dozen people can do it in the world at a high level


[System] afraid: I saw the biggest spider in my life near my bed this morning. I've been scared of seeing another one all day...

[Assistant] I saw the biggest spider in my life near my bed this morning. I've been scared of seeing another one all day...

[Assistant] Whoa, that must have giving you a fright. Maybe you could pretend it is Charlotte, the benevolent spider.

[Assistant] Lol, that's funny. I'm trying to go about my day but I'm still afraid of like accidentally stepping on one.

[Assistant] Well they do like to hang out in corners. I would try not to worry too much. They are more interested in bugs.


[System] grateful: I don't have a car anymore but I am content with that. Everything I need is within walking distance so whatever.

[Assistant] I don't have a car anymore but I am content with that. Everything I need is within walking distance so whatever.

[User] Well that's good to hear. Some people's lives depend on their vehicles and it would be a lot worse on them.

[Assistant] Yeah, I am grateful at the moment

[User] Are you saving up for another car?


[System] content: I had a pretty relaxing afternoon. Sat outside and enjoyed the breeze while watching my kids play.

[User] My afternoon was very relaxing. I sat outside in the nice weather and watched my kids play in the yard.

[Assistant] I'm jealous of you! I find it hard to wind down sometimes

[User] It's not often I get days like this, but it was great! I just felt a sense of relaxation and joy.

[Assistant] Sounds like you had a great relaxed afternoon!


[System] nostalgic: I found an old iPod in my drawers this morning. The memories I had with this thing hit me hard.

[Assistant] I found an old iPod in my drawers this morning. The memories I had with this thing hit me hard.

[Assistant] Oh I have had that happen before.  What type of memories?

[Assistant] Just nostalgia in general. I found an old playlist of the songs I used to listen to years ago.

[Assistant] music brings back lots of memories


[System] furious: Someone broke the headlight on my truck.

[User] Someone broke the headlight on my truck.

[Assistant] On purpose or accident?

[User] I assume on purpose

[Assistant] That's messed up. Do you know who did it?

[User] No clue, I walked out side this morning and found it broken.


[System] disgusted: I ate at a restaurant this morning and their bathroom was beyond gross. It was weird because the eating area was squeaky clean but their bathroom was the opposite.

[Assistant] I ate at a restaurant this morning and their bathroom was beyond gross. It was weird because the eating area was squeaky clean but their bathroom was the opposite.

[User] That's disgusting.  Makes me wonder what their kitchen looks like.

[Assistant] I know right? I should have let them know to be honest.

[User] I'd atleast leave a review about it.


[System] furious: Someone broke and ran into my mailbox this morning. I can't believe they didn't even leave a note...

[Assistant] Someone broke and ran into my mailbox this morning. I can't believe they didn't even leave a note...

[User] Oh, that's crappy. Is it totaled or fixable?

[Assistant] It is totaled. I have to get a whole new mailbox and I am furious!

[User] Not how you want to spend your Sunday, that's for sure!


[System] prepared: I am ready for my job interview in a couple days. I have everything I need from attire to answers to questions!

[Assistant] I am ready for my job interview in a couple days. I have everything I need from attire to answers to questions!

[User] That sounds like you should get the job for sure! Your competition doesn't stand a chance!! :)

[Assistant] Thanks! I feel very prepared for it!

[User] Well, I hope the job is close to where you live. Long commutes are the worst, and they can take away from your personal time.


[System] anxious: I was raped. I have just gone for a test to know if I am pregnant or I caught a disease from the bad experience

[Assistant] I was raped. I have just gone for a test to know if I am pregnant or I caught a disease from the bad experience

[Assistant] Oh, I am so sorry this happened to you. What an animal! When will you know the results of your tests?

[Assistant] Its ok , I am so anxious about my status

[Assistant] Hopefully the medical personnel will understand your predicament and your worry and will expedite the results. Until then, do you have someone you can confide in or just talk to?


[System] anticipating: At the end of the year a good friend of mine is coming down to visit.

[User] At the end of the year, a good friend of mine who I haven't seen in a while is coming down to visit.

[User] That sounds exciting. How long has it been since you've seen eachother?

[User] 6 years. But we've kept in touch over social media ever since he moved.

[User] That's great!


[System] proud: I purchased my first new vehicle yesterday.

[User] I purchased my first new vehicle yesterday.

[User] That must be very exciting! I hope to get a new vehicle soon as well.

[User] Its not the cheapest but, i've always baught used and wanted something new for once when it comes to vehicles.

[User] Yeah, sometimes it's good to get brand new if you can afford it! Buying old runs the risk of it breaking more.


[System] embarrassed: I left my house today with a shirt that had a hole in it. I didn't notice until a stranger pointed it out and I was so ashamed!

[Assistant] I left my house today with a shirt that had a hole in it. I didn't notice until a stranger pointed it out and I was so ashamed!

[User] oh, that's okay. I'm sure no one else really noticed it.

[Assistant] Except one stranger did and I was so embarrassed, lol. I wish I had checked the back side before I left my house, ugh.

[User] That's okay. You gave him a good story to tell.


[System] anticipating: i planted a garden and was so excited in anticipation of the plant growth.

[Assistant] i started off planting season with a few small seedlings and some plants from seed. i was anticipating the growth of my plants

[Assistant] Did the plants grow up to be big and strong?

[Assistant] some grew very big others didn't do so well

[Assistant] That's good, are you going to try again?

[Assistant] probably next year. it's too late in the season to retry this year.


[System] angry: I was driving in my car and some person pulled out in front of me. Then they honked on the horn like I made a mistake.

[Assistant] I almost had a crash today!

[Assistant] oh no. that can be nerve wracking. are you alright?

[Assistant] Yes, I am just a little upset right now.

[Assistant] that's happened to me before and it really shakes you. at least you are alright which is the important part.


[System] nostalgic: I found albums of old pictures in my attic when I was a little kid. I miss the old days when I had no responsibilities!

[Assistant] I found albums of old pictures in my attic when I was a little kid. I miss the old days when I had no responsibilities!

[Assistant] Yeah I heard that before. You must have a twin running around here!

[Assistant] I actually do have a twin, lol. I miss the good ol' days!

[Assistant] When I was young we had tintypes. You had to stay still for 45 minutes for your picture to be taken. I don't miss the ol' days!


[System] ashamed: When I was a kid I thought it was funny to spit off of the balcony. One time a lady was walking by and I spit off the balcony. I spit on her head by accident. I felt so bad about it.

[Assistant] When I was young I loved to spit off of my 10th floor balcony. One day I spit and a lady happened to be walking by at the wrong time.

[Assistant] Hahahah, that is hilarious. I used to do that but with coins and stuff. I miss being a little ruthless, careless kid!

[Assistant] Well she looked up and was counting the floors. I ran inside terrified and felt so bad.

[Assistant] I bet she was so confused lol


[System] apprehensive: I'm a little unsure if I should take a higher position with better pay due to the added stress of the job.

[User] I was offered a higher paying position at my job, but I'm not sure if I'll accept it due to the added stress.

[User] If I were you I would accept it because no amount of stress could stop me from making more money.

[User] I don't know. I believe we only get one life, and I'd rather spend my time enjoying life rather than working it away.

[User] If you accept it you can enjoy taking a nice vacation that you otherwise wouldn't be able to afford.


[System] disappointed: I bought new flavor of coffee today from Starbucks. I was so shocked at how bad it was. I'm never going to try a new coffee flavor.

[Assistant] I bought new flavor of coffee today from Starbucks. I was so shocked at how bad it was. I'm never going to try a new coffee flavor.

[User] Oh, that's never fun. You think you're going to discover a new favorite and then....blech!

[Assistant] Exactly. That's why I'm going back to my old ways so I don't get disappointed like that.

[User] The old ways are the best ways sometimes.


[System] grateful: Last week I lost my wallet. I retraced my steps and looked everywhere. I was going to give up when my doorbell rang and a nice lady had brought my wallet to me. I was so thankful!

[Assistant] I was so upset when I lost my wallet last week. I looked all over for it and could not find it anywhere.

[User] I hope you didn't lose too much money!

[Assistant] Well I was going to give up and cancel all my cards when I got a knock on my door. It was a nice lady with my wallet! I was so thankful I gave her $50.

[User] Oh wow, that's very nice of her. A lot of people would have just stolen it.


[System] hopeful: I have to take a physical soon, and I haven't been to the doctor in ages!

[User] I haven't been to the doctor in ages and I need to take a physical soon. I feel great though, so I think it'll turn out well!

[Assistant] That is a good attitude. You shouldn't have anything to worry about.

[User] I do exercise a lot, which is why I haven't gone to the doctor in so many years. Kind of a bad habit not to get checked up, though.

[Assistant] Yeah sometimes doctors will notice something before it gets worse. Better to be safe than sorry!


[System] terrified: I was just walking along in the woods. And there is when I almost stepped on one of them snakes!

[Assistant] Hi, Are you afraid of the snakes?

[User] Yes I am terrified!  We have venemous ones in my backyard - water moccs!

[Assistant] That's a big problem. I almost stepped on one like 30 minutes ago!

[User] Oh my!  That's so scary!  Glad you're ok!!


[System] jealous: There is this single guy and I wanted my friend to fix me up on a date with him = but she ended up fixing up another friend with him and now they are serious together.

[User] There was a guy I liked and my friend knew it but she set him up with our other friend instead!

[Assistant] What a mean friend person. Did you get mad?

[User] I was really upset especially since they are seriously dating now and I have to see them everywhere!

[Assistant] That could have been you..

[User] yes, true, but there's probably someone out there better than him!

[Assistant] Maybe..


[System] sad: I've lost a couple of loved ones last year and I'm having a hard time getting it off my mind.

[User] I lost a couple of loved ones last year and I can't get it off my mind.

[Assistant] Have you thought about speaking with a counselor?

[User] I don't think it's at that point yet, but it has been making me feel down pretty often. Mostly at night when trying to sleep.

[Assistant] Well, you should know that your feelings are a normal thing to happen in this event.


[System] anxious: I drank all the coffee this morning and didn't share the whole pot with anyone. Now I feel very strange.

[Assistant] Do you like to drink the coffee drinks?

[User] I love coffee, actually. I drink a few cups every morning!

[Assistant] You would have been mad at me this morning!

[User] Oh yeah, why's that? Don't tell me you spilled some delicious coffee!

[Assistant] Nope, I drank it all to myself!


[System] anxious: When I first registered for university after having been out of school for 4 years. I wasn't sure if I was still going to be able to do the work.

[Assistant] It was such a relief that I knew the work they were doing in school.

[Assistant] What type of work are they doing at school?

[Assistant] It was calculus and i hadn't done it in 2 years.

[Assistant] Ah, I see. Well, it's been a lot longer since I did calculus. Good on you, remembering that stuff!


[System] terrified: I got my results back from my doctor and I am so scared. I think I might have cancer...

[Assistant] I got my results back from my doctor and I am so scared. I think I might have cancer...

[User] Oh my god, I am so sorry to hear that!

[Assistant] I am terrified at the moment. I don't know how much longer I have to live.

[User] Please try to stay positive. Having a positive attitude can do great things for recovery! Many people have survived cancer!


[System] nostalgic: Last night I sat down and played a video game I hadn't played since the early 90's!

[User] I played a video game last night that I hadn't played since the 90's. Brought back so many memories.

[Assistant] I love that feeling of nostalgia. It's an amazing feeling, it's like reliving the past.

[User] Absolutely! It makes the game even more enjoyable.

[Assistant] I agree. Time flies by so fast!


[System] trusting: My friend let me borrow their car for the weekend. I feel like our relationship is on another level!

[Assistant] My friend let me borrow their car for the weekend. I feel like our relationship is on another level!

[Assistant] Well that is very nice. How long have you guys been friends for?

[Assistant] A few years now. I can't believe how trusting she is of me to let me borrow her car for a few days. I owe her a lot!

[Assistant] Did you have a special trip that you went on?

[Assistant] No, I just needed a car for some errand this weekend and she kindly let me borrow it. She is great!


[System] content: I am feeling just fine today. I woke up and had some delicious coffee and chat.

[Assistant] Hi friend, how is your day going today?

[Assistant] It's been mediocre, how about you?

[Assistant] My day is just lovely! I drank big coffee and had hot chats.

[Assistant] Remember we are role-playing! Don't talk about this or any tasks! :)


[System] surprised: I had a dream where I felt like I was getting rained on. I woke up and saw that my dog as licking me all over. I was so shocked to see him doing that!

[Assistant] The other night I was having this dream where I felt like I was getting rained on. It was a really weird feeling.

[User] Did the dream feel like it was really happening? Strange indeed.

[Assistant] Well I eventually opened my eyes and saw my dog was licking me all over. I was so shocked I was speechless for a bit.

[User] Hah! So all that time you were just feeling your dog licking you! Weird how that works.


[System] guilty: I ran into my neighbors mail box and didn't tell anyone.

[User] This morning I ran over my neighbors mail box. When getting home later that afternoon I noticed it was back up. I hope he doesn't know it was me!

[Assistant] Oops. Well it happens. You better hope they don't have a camera haha.

[User] That's the first thing I thought of! I don't remember ever seeing a camera there. I do feel pretty terrible, though.

[Assistant] Don't worry. They will probably run over your mailbox one day and hope you don't have a camera.


[System] anticipating: I am expecting a call from someone today. They will tell me the gender of my baby!

[Assistant] I am having a baby! I will learn the gender today!

[User] Wow wow wow! That is wonderful and exciting! Congratulations!!!!! Do you have any vibes as to gender, one way or the other?

[Assistant] I think it's a girl!

[User] So wonderful, either way. Are y'all having a party?


[System] nostalgic: I visited Disneyland for the first time in over 20 years recently.  It reminded me of the time I spent there when I was little - my grandparents used to live right near the park.

[User] Visiting Disneyland recently made me feel extremely nostalgic.

[Assistant] I love Disneyland! It's a very special place filled with great memories and you are never old for that place

[User] For sure!  I went there a lot as a kid, because my grandparents lived right near Anaheim.

[Assistant] Disneyland? I forgot there's a difference between "land" and "world". I hope you had a great time

[User] Yes, we had fun.  Disneyland is the on in California and "world" is the one in Florida.


[System] guilty: I forgot the make my credit card payment yesterday. I feel so bad because I told myself all day yesterday not to forget.

[Assistant] I forgot the make my credit card payment yesterday. I feel so bad because I told myself all day yesterday not to forget.

[User] Was the due date yesterday?  Is the payment late now?

[Assistant] I think so. I am feel so guilty because the interest was so avoidable. I forget so many things all the time...

[User] Sometimes there is actually a grace period after the due date.  I've paid bills a couple of days late without a fee (not sure about credit card interest, though).

[Assistant] You might be right, I'll look into this. Thank you.


[System] impressed: When my mother completed her degree in business administration. I didn't know she was still able to do complex math.

[Assistant] It was amazing seeing my mother graduate today!

[Assistant] Graduate from school? I bet you are very proud of her

[Assistant] I am so proud, she is 50 and it's her first degree.

[Assistant] Let her know how proud you are of her! Throw a party or something :)

[Assistant] I think we're going to have a grad party on the weekend.


[System] excited: I'm looking forward to my cousin's future! She is almost done with med school and is getting married soon!

[Assistant] I'm looking forward to my cousin's future! She is almost done with med school and is getting married soon!

[Assistant] What kind of doctor is she going to be?

[Assistant] She is currently studying neurology so I think that is something to do with the brain?

[Assistant] That is impressive, where is she having her wedding?!

[Assistant] She hasn't told me yet, but I am anticipating it to be in Hawaii or some other island!

[Assistant] I would suggest Fiji it's so nice there I went in august!


[System] afraid: Sooo scary!  I was in the basement today and I swear to you I saw a ghost.

[User] Sooo scary! I was in the basement today and I swear to you I saw a ghost

[User] Ghost are not scary, they are us without our physical bodies.

[User] I know but I wasn't expecting it.. and it looked like my mom.

[User] You should have talked to your mom.

[User] I was afraid she would start yelling at me LOL


[System] ashamed: I got on my first roller coaster yesterday and I threw up everywhere!

[User] I got on a roller coaster yesterday and I ended up puking everywhere! I just wanted to disappear!

[Assistant] Lol, I bet you were disgusted with yourself

[User] I definitely was! I felt so shame that I couldn't look anyone in the eyes for the rest of the day.

[Assistant] Aw, don't take it too serious though. Everyone pukes in public at least once in their life!


[System] impressed: I went to an Imagine Dragons concert this weekend and it was awesome! I don't regret going at all.

[Assistant] I went to an Imagine Dragons concert this weekend and it was awesome! I don't regret going at all.

[User] I actually just discovered Imagine Dragons. I love them!

[Assistant] They are awesome. I was so impressed how good they were live. I didn't think listening to them live was better than with my headphones!

[User] It's good to hear they were good live, that can't be said about every group.


[System] proud: I helped a friend of mine lose over 60 pounds.

[User] I helped one of my close friends lose over 60 pounds last year.

[Assistant] Wow, you are a true friend. What did you do to help them?

[User] I taught them how to diet and exercise properly. But I have to give them huge credit for being consistent and sticking with it!

[Assistant] Everyone could use a friend like you. You sound like a very motivating person!


[System] proud: I am so happy for my dad. He finally paid off his student debt loans after all these years. I can see a change in his demeanor and I feel so ecstatic for him!

[Assistant] I am so happy for my dad. He finally paid off his student debt loans after all these years. I can see a change in his demeanor and I feel so ecstatic for him!

[User] I bet that is so relieving! It sucks how much debt you need to take on in order to go to school these days!

[Assistant] I know it really sucks. I am so proud of him getting through the tough times and he finally made it.

[User] I hope he has a great career ahead of him!


[System] angry: I am so not happy with my mother for not telling me who my father is

[Assistant] I am angry  with my mother for not telling me who my father is

[Assistant] Did you find out who your father is yet?

[Assistant] Yes I knew from my mother's best friend

[Assistant] Did you dad and the other lady have a thing?


[System] grateful: I just won a prize on the radio! I will be getting the gift card prize!

[Assistant] I just won something from calling into the radio channel!

[Assistant] that's amazing I have never been that lucky before

[Assistant] Me neither! I get one thousand dollars on the gift card for John's shoe repair and tailoring!

[Assistant] Wow! one thousand is alot. Welldone buddy, enjoy your winning


[System] sad: I just earth about and earthquake in indonesia,it seem that many people died there.

[Assistant] I just heard there was an earthquake in Indonesia.

[User] Really? Any idea how strong it was? Any casualties?

[Assistant] It was really strong I think many people died.

[User] That's awful. I feel bad for people that have to live in areas prone to natural disasters like that.

[Assistant] Yes I feel awful for people in such tragedies particularly those that lose loved ones.


[System] furious: My boss messed up on his work and told his superior that it was MY fault!

[User] My boss screwed up on his work and told HIS boss that it as me!

[User] Argh! That is the worst. I am so sorry. Is it enough to inspire you to look for work elsewhere?

[User] It definitely is. I would have preferred to get him fired, but I have no evidence of his screw up to show!

[User] If he's done that to you, he's doing it to others -- that kind of behavior isn't sustainable. Others are *bound* to notice at some point -- but I know waiting for that is frustrating!


[System] embarrassed: Ok.. So I will admit it. I pee'd my pants the other day.  At work..

[User] Ok.. So I will admit it. I pee'd my pants the other day. At work.

[Assistant] Oh dear. Well, that does happen. Did you have any other clothes to change into?

[User] No.. I had to sneak out and hope no one saw me.  LOL.  I think I was successful because I haven't heard anything bout it yet.

[Assistant] If your workplace is anything like mine, you'd have heard plenty by now. I've done something similar, but could call my husband to sneak in some clean clothes - they are useful now and again!


[System] confident: I had an interview yesterday. I was confident about my performance when it was over.

[Assistant] I had an interview yesterday, I'm confident I got the job.

[User] Good for you, I would wait until I heard back before I would celebrate getting the job.

[Assistant] That's a very good point! But still, doesn't hurt to hope.

[User] There is so much competition for jobs


[System] terrified: So I took a picture of myself at a battlefield and there was a ghostly smudge over me that wasn't in the image before or after it.

[User] So I took a picture of myself at a battlefield and there was a ghostly smudge over me that wasn't in the image before or after it.

[User] That's extremely unsettling. How did you feel when you saw the photo with that in it for the first time?

[User] Awful, because honestly what I was doing in the photo at the time wasn't very respectful to the actual site, I didn't think about it at the time.

[User] Did you feel any kind of "presence" or anything in the moment that you were at the site taking the picture?

[User] No.. but after when I saw them I felt HORRIBLE for what I did there in the photo..

[User] That's okay. We all make mistakes. Thanks for the good conversation.


[System] angry: Yesterday I paid at the bakery in cash and the gave me the wrong change,  went I told the cashier so she told me I had given her $10 when I was sure it was $20, I had to speak to the manager.

[Assistant] Yesterday I bought a croissant inn the bakery and when I paid they gave me the wrong change.

[Assistant] Wow thats annoying.  but I hope they gave you more than you were supposed to get back

[Assistant] Not the worst part is that cashier insisted I had given her $10 when I was sure it was $20.

[Assistant] Wow thats annoying.  but I hope they gave you more than you were supposed to get back

[Assistant] I had to speak to the manger to get my money back.

[Assistant] You should call and ask to speak to the manager.  Maybe they will give you something to make up for it

[Assistant] I did and he gave me my money but nothing else.


[System] lonely: My wife works nights so I am often all by my self

[Assistant] I have been feeling so alone lately :(

[Assistant] Why is that so?

[Assistant] my wife works night shifts as a nurse so i am often home by myself

[Assistant] Maybe you could work night shift too and that way you will be able to spend more time together.

[Assistant] Oh thats a good idea, I never thought of that

[Assistant] You could also got out foe a while and do something fun.


[System] embarrassed: One time I dropped my lunch tray at school when I was walking by a girl I really liked.

[Assistant] I think I was tired because I was up all night studying. I guess I was very clumsy that day.

[Assistant] What happened from your clumsiness?

[Assistant] I ended up dropping my lunch tray in front of a girl I was attracted to!

[Assistant] I remember when that happened on the Spiderman movie. Did she laugh at you?


[System] proud: I just graduated today. My degree was a challenge to complete.

[Assistant] I am very happy that I have graduated today!

[Assistant] Wow, that's exciting! Congratulations, you must be very proud.

[Assistant] I am very proud. And I will celebrate by going to Disney Land!

[Assistant] I would love to go their! I hope you have a great time!


[System] grateful: I am very grateful for my present today. It is my birthday and I opened some presents!

[Assistant] I am so happy for all the presents that I got at my birthday party!

[User] That's nice. Did you have a party?

[Assistant] Yes and it was at Disney Land!

[User] That's excellent. What was your favorite present?


[System] annoyed: They are doing construction next door and they woke me up early on my day off, so annoying

[Assistant] Today was my one day to sleep in, and I got woken up early by the construction workers making noise early this morning

[Assistant] Gee, that's no fun. I hope it wasn't too early? There are usually laws about making noise early in the morning.

[Assistant] They started hammering away at 7am.  I think I am going to call their boss and complain.  Maybe ill call him tomorrow at 7am

[Assistant] Yes, that's a good idea. I think 7am is way too early for that.


[System] impressed: One time I was skateboarding and I seen someone do a very advanced move on the half pipe.

[Assistant] I see this guys at the skate park do a really cool 360 trick on the half pipe last week!

[Assistant] Wow that sounds awesome.  I always wanted to be able to do that, but I was never any good

[Assistant] Yeah, I can only hit the little jumps. I'm too much of a beginner to hit the half pipe. The guy was on fire!

[Assistant] Maybe one day you will be able to work you way up to being the next Tony Hawk.


[System] annoyed: My next door neighbor is so inconsiderate.  They let their dog go to the bathroom in my yard.

[User] Ugghhh!  My neighbor's dog has gone to the bathroom in my yard again!!

[User] I have four dogs.  I am probably guilty of this crime.  I would just throw it back over.

[User] I usually leave it on their front door step.  lol.

[User] One time this lady 1 house away scooped up all the cat poo from my cat under her window into a bag and put it on my front door with a note.  I thought... why did she clean it up for me?  Wouldn't it have been more affective to ask me to clean it up?


[System] content: I am having a nice afternoon on my computer here, having some nice chats with people.

[User] I am having a nice afternoon on my computer here, having some nice chats with people.

[User] That sounds so wonderful.  I am having a similarly relaxing day too.

[User] I bet.  I have a secret though.  I am in love with this person I have been chatting with.

[User] Oh my!


[System] impressed: I work with high school dropouts. One of my students went above and beyond to complete their last course and finish high school. It was very inspiring.

[User] I work with high school dropouts. One of my students went above and beyond to complete their last course and finish high school. It was very inspiring. He even invited me to his graduation!

[Assistant] Did you end up going to the graduation!

[User] It's in the fall and yes, I absolutely will!

[Assistant] I'm so proud of him, what is he taking in university?

[User] He may just work for a few years before he decides.


[System] angry: I crashed my dirtbike on a gravel road. Scratched my knee up real badly and had to go home for a ride with the police.

[Assistant] Always embarrassing to fall off my dirtbike!

[User] Oh no! did you hurt yourself?

[Assistant] I did, had so many cuts on my leg. Mom had to bandage me up.

[User] How did the dirtbike hold up? And how old are you?!

[Assistant] It was fine, just my leg was all mangled. The cop drove me home thankfully.

[User] Oh dear, sounds like a serious accident. I'm glad you are okay! Could have been terrible.

[Assistant] Very thankful that it wasn't worse.

[User] I'm glad you're okay- that must have been scary.


[System] caring: I was at the park today. I saw some ducks waddling around with each other!

[Assistant] Hi, do you like feeding ducks or other birds?

[User] Yes, ducks are so cute.

[Assistant] What is your favorite part of the duck?

[User] The bill that they quack from.


[System] guilty: I was given something for free that I didn't pay for

[Assistant] I need some advice on if I should say something

[Assistant] Yeah? I'd be happy to help. But say something about what exactly?

[Assistant] I went to the store the other day and when they were ringing me up, some of my stuff didn’t scan, so I got $20 worth for free.

[Assistant] Hm.. yeah that is a dilemma. I mean if you can afford it, the honest thing would be to go and offer the manager to pay it back.


[System] angry: I was driving to work this morning and someone cut me off. They didn't even both to indicate they were turning.

[Assistant] On my way to work today, some guy just cut me off in his car. Can you believe that?

[Assistant] Wow, some people are horrible drivers.  Did you honk at him?

[Assistant] Yes I did, I let him know he needed to at least use his indicators. He didn't even signal!

[Assistant] At least you didn't get into an accident.  I guess it could have been a lot worse.


[System] anxious: At my day job, we recently had a departmental meeting where we were discussing who our new department head should be.  I'm really uncomfortable with one person we're considering, so I felt anxious during and after this meeting.

[User] We had a departmental meeting at work recently that made me feel really anxious.  We're trying to figure out who our new department head should be.

[Assistant] I think you will be fine. Don't feel too anxious worrying won't do anything

[User] One of the candidates is someone who makes a bunch of us miserable, so we're worried they will get the job.

[Assistant] prayer works for me. I hope it does for you too so that person you just talked about won't get the job


[System] proud: I am a father of 3 lovely girls

[Assistant] I am a proud  father of 3 lovely girls

[User] Really sorry to be slow to respond.  How old are your girls?!

[Assistant] That's alright, they are 8 years old and they are triplets  :)

[User] Wow!  That's amazing.  It must be so awesome that they have each other to hang out and have fun with.


[System] proud: I recently signed my dog up for dog classes. He did great and graduated in the top of his class. I am beaming with pride at his accomplishments!

[Assistant] I put my dog in dog classes so he would learn to behave. He didn't like it at first but started to make progress.

[User] What type of dog do you have?

[Assistant] A blue heeler. Well eventually he graduated and was the top dog of his class. I am beaming with pride at his accomplishments!

[User] I have never in my life heard of that breed before.  I'll look it up.  That is really cool I have 3 crazy untrained minpin


[System] disappointed: I have a crush on this person, and I dont know if they like me, and I dont want to ask and be rejected.

[User] I have a crush on this person, and I dont know if they like me, and I don't want to ask and be rejected.

[Assistant] Yeah it's probably for the best. You don't want to risk rejection. Maybe they will approach you.

[User] I can only hope.. hope and hope.. such is the life of a hoper..

[Assistant] Well there is no 'I' in hope. It is a something we all have to do at some point in life.


[System] jealous: Theres this girl I like and I wish she liked me

[Assistant] Love isn’t fair sometimes.  You know what I mean?

[User] Oh, I know for sure. There are no rules to follow.

[Assistant] This girl at work and I have perfect chemistry and we always seem to hit it off.  Well I just found out that she has a boyfriend.  So not fair.

[User] Ugh. Maybe you can wait out that relationshio.


[System] grateful: I was waiting for the bus this morning to go to work and realized I didn't have any change. Someone offered to pay for my bus fair.

[Assistant] I realized this morning when I was waiting for the bus that I forgot to bring any change. Someone ended up paying for my bus ride!

[Assistant] Well that is very lucky for you. People are nice!

[Assistant] Yes, I was very happy about it. There are still nice people in this world.

[Assistant] Yes there are. Most of the people are very nice.


[System] angry: I am so upset because I lost my favorite shoe. I am late for the gym now!

[Assistant] I lost my favorite shoe today!

[Assistant] Oh no! How did that happen?

[Assistant] I don't know. But now I am upset because I wasn't able to make it to my favorite gym!

[Assistant] Gee, I hope you can find it. Maybe retract where you have been recently and you will find it!


[System] grateful: I had a friend come to my house. They helped me to find my favorite workout shoe!

[Assistant] I was going to be late for gym practice. But my friend helped me to find my missing shoe. Now I will be on time!

[Assistant] Hey, that's awesome! I'm happy for you. Where did they find it?

[Assistant] I left it beside my TV.

[Assistant] That's great. I hope you have a good workout at the gym!


[System] trusting: I loaned my friend my new car for the weekend. I know she will look after it.

[Assistant] My friend needed a car this weekend, so I let her use my new car.

[Assistant] Well that is very nice of you. Is your friend a good driver?

[Assistant] She is. Perfect driving record and very reliable. I'm not worried about it.

[Assistant] Hope she doesn't crash it!


[System] trusting: The time I decided to tell my friend that I loved her, she was caught off guard.

[Assistant] It went so much better than expected, she loves me back!

[Assistant] Wow that is awesome. What kind of animal is it?

[Assistant] It's not an animal it's my girlfriend

[Assistant] Oh sorry I thought maybe you got a pet. Well I am happy for you guys!

[Assistant] Thank you! No shes beautiful, want to meet her sometime?


[System] guilty: I made a batch of cookies to celebrate my kid's birthday. The problem was I was so hungry I ate them all before the party. I felt so bad there was none for the party guests.

[Assistant] I baked a batch of cookies for my kid's birthday party. The only problem was I couldn't resist eating a few before the party. They were so good.

[Assistant] What kind of cookies did you bake?

[Assistant] They were chocolate chip, my favorite. Well before I realized it I had eaten every cookie. I felt so bad that the guests would not get any!

[Assistant] I would totally have some if you let me. I love chocolate chip!


[System] disappointed: When I didn't make the AAA baseball team, I had tried to hard all year. I got cut in the beginning.

[Assistant] I can't believe they cut me from that team.

[User] What What???  What team?  Who cut you?

[Assistant] The local baseball team, I did my tryouts and it didn't go well!

[User] I love baseball.  The have better snacks than every other sport.

[Assistant] Agreed the hot dogs are delicious.

[User] I am sorry bout you being cut though.  Keep on training..

[Assistant] I will do my best and for sure will.

[User] We get old.. we get injured.. we eat hotdogs.


[System] joyful: I am so happy.  I met this really hot guy on Live Chat.

[User] I am so happy. I met this really hot guy on Live Chat.

[Assistant] Really? Tell me about him.

[User] OMG he is so dreamy!!  Everything I want in a man.

[Assistant] Are you two gonna date?!

[User] I'm not sure.  I will let you know!

[Assistant] Please do, I'd love to meet you guys

[User] I will send you an invitation.  All expenses paid.


[System] proud: My 6 month old baby started saying his first words. He's going to be so smart.

[Assistant] I have a new born who is only 6 months old. He just started to talk, or make funny sounds at least!

[User] That is so cool!  Is it your first baby?

[Assistant] Yes it is, I'm a very happy dad. He's going to be so smart.

[User] I bet.  If he is anything like you he will grow up to be a great person.


[System] impressed: I have really been shocked at how cool some of the people I have met on the internet are.

[User] I have really been shocked at how cool some of the people I have met on the internet are.

[Assistant] Most people are pretty cool if you take the time to talk to them a bit.

[User] I met a psychic healer in a chat room.  He said he could heal people from anywhere in the world.

[Assistant] Wow, that's so cool. Sign me up for that! I'd like to be healed!


[System] disappointed: I had booked a trip to Paris for me and my spouse but she fell and broke her leg about 6 weeks before we were supposed to go. We had to postpone for 6 months.

[User] I had booked a trip to Paris for me and my spouse but she fell and broke her leg about 6 weeks before we were supposed to go. We had to postpone for 6 months.

[Assistant] Did you guys get to go? Is the leg all fixed now?

[User] We did go. It was for my 40th birthday a few years ago.

[Assistant] Are you planning a new trip for your upcoming birthday?

[User] Well, I went to Ireland in July, so I think I should stay home and save some money! Do you like to travel?


[System] proud: I am proud of my son. He is graduating from college this weekend!

[Assistant] I am going to watch my kid get the degree soon!

[User] Wow that's so exciting! What did they study?

[Assistant] He was studying the science degree. I am not sure what type.

[User] That is great. What's the next step- work?


[System] prepared: I'm getting ready to go back to school this semester. I bought all my books and organized my room to get ready.

[Assistant] I am going back to school this semester and decided to get everything ready well in advance.

[User] Good for you. Being prepared is half the work of academia.

[Assistant] Yeah, I try to stay as organized as possible. It helps stay on top of things.

[User] It's hard to do, but so important. I'm not super smart, but I'm organized as heck. It makes a difference.


[System] sad: I watched the movie the notebook the other day it was not a happy movie

[Assistant] ok, don’t judge me, but this is going to sound silly but i cried watching a movie the other day

[Assistant] There is nothing silly about that.  Movies are meant to illicit emotion.  You feel better now though, right?

[Assistant] Yes, yes I do. It was The Notebook.  I just got really emotional watching it.

[Assistant] Definitely don't feel bad then.  I think everyone cried during that movie!


[System] sad: I just found out that my cousin passed away after his battle with colon cancer. He was only 27. I am so upset!

[Assistant] I just found out that my cousin passed away after his battle with colon cancer. He was only 27. I am so upset!

[Assistant] I am not sure how to deal with the loss!

[Assistant] Oh my gosh. Im so sorry to hear that.  My thoughts and prayers are with your family


[System] apprehensive: I have my big pilot certification test coming up. I am so worried I forget all the answers to the test. I don't know what I would do if I don't pass!

[Assistant] My pilot certification test is coming up next week. I am so nervous I won't remember all the answers. I will be devastated if I flunk the test.

[Assistant] Dang, there's a lot of strategies to fight that thought, I'm assuming. As they say an ounce of preparation is worth more than a pound of cure

[Assistant] Well I just hope I don't draw blanks under pressure. Maybe I will go study some more when I am done talking to you.

[Assistant] Yeah, I heard it's good to study in silence because that way you're in the same environment you'll be when you take the test


[System] jealous: My coworker just got selected to enroll in a leadership class offered by my work.  I also applied but didn't get selected.  I really wish I was in his shoes righyt now!

[Assistant] My coworker just got selected to enroll in a leadership class offered by my work. I also applied but didn't get selected. I really wish I was in his shoes righyt now!

[Assistant] Yeah that's too bad, sorry to hear that. Do you know why you didn't get picked?

[Assistant] I'm not sure.  I thought I was more qualified than him.  It seems like I can never get what other have.

[Assistant] Keep your head up. Maybe you'll get picked the next time around.


[System] sad: My cat passed away this morning. I had her for 11 years.

[Assistant] My 11 year old cat died this morning...

[Assistant] Oh no!  I am so sorry to hear that.  Did he die of old age?

[Assistant] Yes I think so, he was all grey and stuff. Had arthritis too.

[Assistant] Well, hopefully he lived a good and happy life.


[System] annoyed: During my finals, I live in a college housing co-op, and in this co-op we have job duties and required working hours. One time, a resident wasn't doing his scheduled labor and was unapologetic about missing it, making other residents having to pick up his work. I had to confront him and make a big deal about it with the officers.

[User] Hey this guy who lives with me wasn't doing his scheduled work, and I had to talk to him about it..

[User] Sometimes you have to put people in their place.

[User] Yeah, he was being really uncooperative and seemed to not care about other people's time.

[User] Well I hope he learned his lesson. We don't play those games where i'm from.

[User] I feel the same way, a couple of my other roommates agreed and I think he learned.


[System] hopeful: I was told that my dog may have severe health issues. He doesn't like to walk around much any more. I am praying it is not something that could end his life early.

[Assistant] My dog has been having health issues. I took him to the vet and they couldn't find anything wrong.

[User] oh now, that's very worrisome

[Assistant] Yeah I am praying it is nothing too serious. They said he may have ate something that made him not feel good.

[User] I hope it's nothing serious. I know how upsetting having a sick pet can be.


[System] annoyed: Installing new light fixture and everything went wrong. Very aggravating!

[User] I was so aggravated today while I was installing a new light fixture in my dining room!!

[User] Oh no! Did you eventually get it working after the frustration?

[User] I did, but something shorted out and blew out my dimmer switch. I had to make another trip to Home Depot to fix it.

[User] That's frustrating, nothing ever seems to go right the first time you try it! Glad you got it working finally!


[System] ashamed: I needed to pay my rent and didn't have enough money. I took the money from the cash at work.

[Assistant] I didn't have enough money to pay my rent this month so I took the money from the cash at work. I feel terrible.

[Assistant] Dang, maybe you should have bought a lottery ticket instead?

[Assistant] yeah, well I couldn't risk loosing any more money. I don't know what to do.

[Assistant] Maybe you can find a cheaper place to live?


[System] hopeful: I just bought 100 lottery tickets. I think tonight is my night!

[Assistant] I always play the lotto, but I got a good feeling about tonight!

[Assistant] Yeah! Did you pick your lucky numbers?

[Assistant] Oh yea, all 1000 of them!

[Assistant] Nice! I hope you win!


[System] furious: I cleaned up my whole house the other day when the kids were at summer camp. I left the house to run an errand last night. When I got back home the house was a complete mess again! I was ticked!

[Assistant] Last week I cleaned my house when my kids were off at summer camp. I was so glad I got it done.

[User] That is so satisfying. I hope they don't mess it up now that they are home!

[Assistant] Funny you say that. I had to run an errand last night and when I came home it was even messier than before. I nearly lost it!

[User] NOOOOOOOO!!!! Bad kids! That must have been infuriating.


[System] nostalgic: I was looking through old photos and felt sentimental looking at my kids when they were little

[User] I was feeling so sentimental while looking through old photos of my kids today. They grow up too fast!

[User] Aw, my mom had some she showed to us a few years back. It's weird to consider how you and everyone else have grown!

[User] It sure is! It makes me wish they were still babies!

[User] Can't stay young forever!


[System] anticipating: I have a two week vacation coming up in Greece that I've been looking forward to. It can't come fast enough!

[User] I have a two week vacation coming up in Greece that I've been looking forward to!

[User] I don't blame you for being excited! What are you going to see on your trip?

[User] To be honest, I haven't planned it out all that much. I like to adventure as I go! But, I will definitly be seeing Santorini

[User] I'm so jealous! I hope you have a great trip!


[System] excited: I played the lottery last night and guess what?

[Assistant] I know you won't believe me, but I just won the lottery!

[Assistant] You did! - That's amazing! How much money did you win???

[Assistant] I won one billion dollars, and I only have to share it with five other winners!

[Assistant] Wow- that's a huge amount of money! What do you plan on doing with it?


[System] caring: I love looking after my grandma!  She is 94 and it makes me feel good to help her in any way I can!

[Assistant] I love looking after my grandma! She is 94 and it makes me feel good to help her in any way I can!

[Assistant] That is absolutely wonderful! What a great grandchild you are. Not everyone wants to care for elderly relatives.

[Assistant] She deserves it for everything she has done throughout her life.

[Assistant] For sure. We sometimes forget that the elderly were young once and did so much like working, raising and caring for their families.


[System] impressed: I was watching the World Cup recently. I was amazed at how good the players were.

[Assistant] I was watching the World Cup on TV recently. I was so amazed at how good those players are.

[User] Do you play soccer yourself?

[Assistant] I have only played a couple times. It is impressive how much energy they have and how good their accuracy is.

[User] It is impressive.


[System] proud: I am so proud to visit my brother. He will be graduating High School!

[Assistant] I am going to my home town today. Will be visiting for my brother's graduation!

[User] Congratulations to your brother! Are you flying or driving?

[Assistant] I am flying!

[User] Wow, that must be quite some distance then! Have a safe flight!


[System] content: I've been working a new job for the past month. I can finally afford a nice new apartment.

[Assistant] I've been working a great new job the past month and can finally afford a nice apartment. I feel great.

[Assistant] That's great to hear. Summer is a good time of year to be enjoying your life.

[Assistant] Yeah, I feel on top of the world these day!

[Assistant] I've been thinking a lot about when I was a kid recently.


[System] guilty: Once  when I was little I was running around in the basement like my mom had told me not to do. Next thing I know I tripped on a lamp cord and the lamp fell to the floor, breaking into pieces.

[Assistant] I remember one time when I was little I was running around in the basement when I wasn't supposed to be.

[Assistant] Gee that sounds fun, but did you get in trouble?

[Assistant] Yeah, my mom had told me multiple time to not run in the basement. Next thing I know, I tripped on a lamp cord making the lamp fall and break into pieces.

[Assistant] Oh no! That's no fun. I hope they're not still mad at you!

[Assistant] No, she was glad I didn't get hurt. But months later I ended up with glass from that lamp in my foot.


[System] prepared: it began to rain and i waited for it to stop. i became prepared for it to stop so i could run inside my home without getting soaked,

[Assistant] it was pouring down rain when i got home so i grabbed all my stuff and got ready for a break in the rain so i could get in the house without getting soaked.

[Assistant] Were you able to avoid the rain?

[Assistant] yes thankfully i was able to get in the house without rain falling on me

[Assistant] That is good!  It seems like you dodged the bullet!

[Assistant] yeah except i had to walk thru the rain puddles to make it into the house so my shoes and the bottom of my pants got wet.


[System] disappointed: I saw the new Jurassic Park movie the other day.  It was such a let down for me.

[Assistant] I saw the new Jurassic Park movie the other day. It was such a let down for me.

[Assistant] i remember being a kid when the first one came out

[Assistant] Same here!  It is one of my favorite movies!  For some reason, the new one just falls flat for me.  I expected so much more.

[Assistant] i think the franchise has just started trying too hard.


[System] anxious: Every time I walk across a major street I am afraid I am going to be hit. I use the crosswalk and look both ways but I keep thinking someone will not stop. I wish I didn't worry so much.

[Assistant] When I cross a major street I am always worry about getting hit by a car. I try to be careful and only cross at the crosswalk but I am still nervous.

[User] Those are good preventative measures. I assume that you always look both ways as well?

[Assistant] Yes I look both ways and never use my cell phone in the intersection. Sometimes I wish I wasn't soch a worry-wort.

[User] There are worse things to be worried about. Good job on you for taking safety seriously!


[System] afraid: I am feeling all creeped out.  Been watching crime shows all afternoon.

[User] I lent my friend 500$ and she never paid me back. Ugh. I am too nice sometimes.

[Assistant] Wow, that sucks. Do you know if she will eventually? Can you trust her?

[User] I think she will.  I hope she will.  I feel betrayed.

[Assistant] Yeah I would too. I hope you get the money back!

[User] THank you.. I appreciate it!  I wish everyone was nice like you.


[System] caring: I visit my grandmother at the seniors home every weekend. She's getting old so I like to spend as much time with her as possible.

[Assistant] I try and visit my grandmother every weekend. She's getting old and I'm not sure how much time she has left.

[User] Thats so nice of you!  I wish I had a grandmother.

[Assistant] She is very happy when I visit. I want her to be happy all the time!

[User] So nice of you.  You are truly blessed to have family.


[System] caring: I am feeling warm and fuzzy today. My girlfriend called and told me she would be on the visit.

[Assistant] I haven't seen my girlfriend in awhile. She told me today she was coming to visit me!

[Assistant] Long distance relationships aren't easy. That's great news to hear. Do you have anything special planned?

[Assistant] Yes we are going to have a date. I am thinking Disney Land!

[Assistant] That sounds like so much fun! I bet you two will have a great time together.


[System] disgusted: One time I ordered a submarine sandwich. When it finally arrived to my house, I took three bites and found a long hair in the middle.

[Assistant] I was feeling hungry a little while ago until I thought back on that time I ordered a submarine sandwich and had the grossest experience.

[Assistant] What was the gross part about the sandwich?

[Assistant] I took three bites into the sandwich, and about half way as I pulled back from the sandwich was a hair connected from my mouth being pulled out of the food. I've never experienced something like that from fast food.

[Assistant] Yes that is a nasty thing to experience. But at least you were able to extract the hair!

[Assistant] Haha, I like that you looked on the brightside of that situation at least?


[System] annoyed: i was out in my garden and i was trying to clean up the plants a little bit then ended up getting swarmed by mosquitos

[Assistant] i was trimming dead leaves off of my tomato plants and ended up getting swarmed by mosquitos.

[Assistant] That really stinks. I bet you will wear bug spray next time!

[Assistant] bug spray doesn't do anything for me.

[Assistant] Well then maybe you should get some bats. They love to eat mosquitos!

[Assistant] we have bats like crazy here. i wish they would eat up all the mosquitos.


[System] content: I really have nothing to complain about. I have a roof over my head, a good job, and a wonderful family. Life is good!

[Assistant] I can't complain about anything right now. I have a roof over my head, a decent job, and a wonderful family.

[Assistant] i am also blessed. we don't have fancy things or a ton of money but we have each other and our health.

[Assistant] Life is good for both of us then. I am thankful every day that I am so blessed.

[Assistant] me too. some are not as fortunate as us.


[System] afraid: I owe some guys some money after playing a poker game. They know where I live and I see them driving by late at night.

[Assistant] I don't know what to do. I played a game of poker with some sketchy guys and now I owe them a lot of money.

[User] Oh, jeez! That's terrifying. Can you get a loan from someone to pay them?

[Assistant] I don't think so. I have bad credit. They drive by my house late at night, I don't know what to do.

[User] Call the police! Or move.


[System] disgusted: I was eating a sandwich one day. And then after putting some of it in my mouth I realized the bread was very hard and old.

[Assistant] Hi, have you ever eaten a sandwich with hard bread?

[Assistant] I like a good hard bread like Pumpernickel. Do you know what that word means?

[Assistant] No, what does it mean?

[Assistant] It means the devil's fart, haha! Good bread though.


[System] anticipating: When I went to the baseball game I was sitting in the outfield. I heard a loud crack as the batter swung. I looked up in excitement and actually caught the ball with my bare hands!

[Assistant] I was at the baseball game sitting in the outfield. I heard a loud crack from the batter.

[Assistant] Did the batter hit one of the home runs?

[Assistant] How did you know? I actually followed the ball all the way with my eyes and caught it bare-handed. I was on TV too!

[Assistant] Whoa! That is so cool! I guessed because you said the crack sound happened.


[System] apprehensive: I am a little scared. I found out my neighbor is a satan worshiper.

[User] I am a little scared. I found out my neighbor is a satan worshiper.

[Assistant] Whoa, that's extreme. Can you say some prayers for them?

[User] Well I am not christian, and in a way.. who am I to knock someone else for theirs

[Assistant] Yes good point. Maybe try and understand why they believe in the things they do?


[System] jealous: My girlfriend has a new yoga instructor. The guy is in such good shape and I feel uncomfortable about my girlfriend going to his classes.

[Assistant] My girlfriend has a new yoga instructor names Mark. He is such good shape, I feel a bit weird about her going to his classes.

[User] Don't worry bout that.  She has to have some sort of fantasy in her life.  Don't you have any ever?

[Assistant] Well yes, my instructor Marissa is so dreamy. But still... I see the way she looks at Mark.

[User] Well know that it isn't any different from you checking out other girls too.


[System] anticipating: In a few weeks my friend and I are going to see Ben Folds. Even though we've seen him over ten times we go every time he's in town because he puts on such a great show.

[Assistant] In a few weeks my best friend and I are going to go see Ben Folds, I can't wait.

[User] That is so exciting. Have you been a fan a long time?

[Assistant] Yeah, my friend and I have been fans since 2004. We've seen him over ten times but we go every time he's into town because he never puts on the same show twice.

[User] That is something to look forward to!


[System] apprehensive: I was having a test today. This one was for my graduation.

[Assistant] I had a test today and was very nervous about it.

[Assistant] how did it go?

[Assistant] It was fine and now I will be able to graduate!

[Assistant] congrats! that is amazing news.


[System] lonely: i live 800 miles from my family and i have no local friends.

[Assistant] i really miss my family. we are 800 miles away from each other.

[Assistant] Did you make any plans to go and visit them?

[Assistant] i try to go once a year but money is tight right now.

[Assistant] Maybe you will be able to make some extra money!

[Assistant] i don't know if i could possibly make more than i am currently


[System] nostalgic: every time i see holloween commercials it takes me back

[Assistant] i love seeing halloween commercials before october hits , it makes me feel like a kid again

[Assistant] Ohh, I love Halloween! It is my favorite time of the year. I can't wait!

[Assistant] me too , just seeing the m and ms , or cereal halloween commercials makes me smile

[Assistant] Hah, I used to eat Count Chocula cereal. I know exactly what you are talking about!


[System] disappointed: I bought a lottery ticket the other day. I was so confident I was going to hit the jackpot. I was crushed when I found out I didn't win!

[Assistant] I bought a lottery ticket a few days ago. I felt so confident it was going to win the jackpot!

[Assistant] well did you ? the most i ever won was like 20 bux lol

[Assistant] Unfortunately I didn't win anything. I was crushed because my expectations were so high!

[Assistant] well im confident one day you will win in life something great in life , better than money


[System] terrified: I am sitting here and there is a gigantic storm a brewing!

[Assistant] I am waiting for this storm to approach

[User] Is there any warnings? How much rain are you expecting?

[Assistant] I don't watch the tv. I can hear it sounds pretty bad though and I forecast that it could become a tornado!

[User] That is very scary. We have had a lot of rain here and when that happens large trees often come down.


[System] sad: Yesterday my pet hamster died. He just turned two and was not moving very much. I was tearful when I felt his body and it was cold.

[Assistant] Yesterday my hamster passed away. He was barely two years old :(.

[Assistant] What was your hamster's name?

[Assistant] His name was Sparky. I reached into his cage to pick him up because he was not moving. His poor body was cold. I was so tearful.

[Assistant] Do you know what it was that happened to kill him?


[System] faithful: I am hoping to get approved for promotion. I went to church to pray about it.

[Assistant] I went to church and everything this week. Maybe I will be blessed in my career!

[Assistant] I hope that does good things for you. They say if you believe in something enough it comes true.

[Assistant] Oh I am a believer then!

[Assistant] I can't say it has worked for me though. I have believed myself a ruler of the world but still live in this box.


[System] nostalgic: i was at an antique shop and found an old pyrex bowl like the one my mom used to make tuna casserole in when i was a kid

[Assistant] i found an old pyrex bowl at the store yesterday like the one my mom used to make tuna casserole in.

[User] Did that bring back a lot of memories? It sounds like you made a good find there.

[Assistant] it did. i wish it wasn't $40.00 for the set or i would've bought it.

[User] That's too bad. Hopefully it will go on sale in the future or you can find a coupon!

[Assistant] it was an antique shop so i doubt it.


[System] prepared: I built a bunker in my yard in case we get a bad tornado. I have enough food to last a year!

[Assistant] I have a bunker in my back yard with a ton of food in case of a natural disaster.

[Assistant] That sounds delightful. I have a tornado approaching now and would like it if you lived near me.

[Assistant] Maybe I do! I have enough food for about a year, so I should be set for a while.

[Assistant] What is your address?


[System] terrified: Oh I am so anxious right now because outside there is a storm a brewing. It sounds like a big one!

[Assistant] The storm is coming, I can hear it with my ears!

[Assistant] Oh no, I hope you are ready for it?

[Assistant] I am not. No storm shelter or saved up food. I hope I won't be washed away!

[Assistant] Yeah, I hope you won't either. Maybe find a local shelter?


[System] annoyed: I got a speeding ticket the other day

[Assistant] I got so irritated when I was driving the other day!

[User] I hope nobody was trying to cut you off.

[Assistant] I got pulled over and I was given a speeding ticket for going 55 in a 50MPH zone.

[User] Oh God, that must have been aggravating. Hopefully you can get it dismissed.


[System] caring: It was so nice to see that my friends had my back. My spouse recently left me and my kids. My friends brought food over and even babysit while I ran errands.

[Assistant] When my spouse walked out on me and my kids I was so glad to have my friends. They brought me food and babysat for me.

[Assistant] Oh that's awful! How many kids do you have?

[Assistant] I have two. My friends were there for me when I needed them most. I am so grateful for them.

[Assistant] That's wonderful.  It's good to have good friends.


[System] surprised: Last year on my birthday I really wanted to get a new gaming system. I didn't think I would get it but my parents had it wrapped with the rest of my gifts!

[User] I got a special present last year!

[Assistant] ooooh what was it , and how did it make you feel ?

[User] It was a new gaming system! I didn't think I would get it but it was wrapped with everything else!

[Assistant] i love video games , from nintendo to ps4 ive owned them all , im happy for you


[System] disgusted: i ate a food at a restaurant and could not finish it

[Assistant] I went to a new restaurant last friday and they asked what sauce i would like my food to be cooked with , i said give me the spice dragon thinking it was gonna be hot , it was sweet and tangy i only ate a bit and left the rest there

[User] Oh wow, that's disappointing!

[Assistant] it really was , i really dont like sweet food at all, i cant even stand candy

[User] I'm really sorry to hear that!


[System] joyful: I just completed my storm shelter. I am very excited!

[Assistant] I just won the lotto and now I can finally finish my storm shelter! I will finally be safe from all these twisters!

[User] Hey that's a good plan, hope you remember to include some fun stuff for those long house.

[Assistant] Good idea! I will start making a list right now!

[User] I hope it works out for you, stay safe.


[System] confident: I recently lost some weight and I feel more confident in a bathing suit.

[Assistant] I lost a little bit of weight recently and last week I felt more confident in a bathing suit.

[Assistant] That's great! How much did you lose?

[Assistant] 20 pounds so far.

[Assistant] Wow that's fantastic! i wish i had that kind of will power

[Assistant] It becomes a habit once you get used to it. I can't wait to go to the gym now!


[System] confident: I went out on a date the other night.  We had a great time and I am very sure that we will go out again sometime soon.

[Assistant] I had the most amazing time the other night and I am so happy and I feel like I'm on cloud 9.

[User] Please tell me what happened! I wish I did too!!

[Assistant] I’ve been talking to this girl I met online and we went out on a great date.  We had so much fun.  Im 100% sure we’re going to go out again soon.

[User] Well I hope that you two have a bunch of fun. I have been together with my partner for a very long time, and I feel very lucky.


[System] sentimental: The other day I was thinking how great it was to be a child. I didn't have to work or worry about paying bills. Life was so good back then.

[Assistant] I miss when I was a child. I didn't have to do anything besides school and play with my friends.

[Assistant] yes those were the days.

[Assistant] Now I have to work and pay bills. Responsibility is overrated. I will take childhood any day!

[Assistant] Exactly! If only we could go back.


[System] devastated: I was driving along today. And then I crashed into a parked car!

[Assistant] I was driving along and had a car accident today..

[User] That's not good, are you ok?

[Assistant] Yes I am fine. And noone else was hurt. But my beautiful new car..

[User] Hey, hope oyu can get the money back from insurance and they don't charge you a ton more.

[Assistant] I didn't have any insurance


[System] trusting: I met someone recently that said they were a movie star. I usually believe people at their word. My friends say sometimes I am too gullible.

[Assistant] I met a person at a bar recently who said they were a movie star. I believed him because I didn't know any better.

[Assistant] So did you find out that they were lying?

[Assistant] Yeah I looked up the movie he said he was in and it didn't exist. My friends tell me I am so gullible. Oh well!

[Assistant] That's funny. Maybe you got the name wrong or something?


[System] anxious: I am so prepared for this storm coming up. But I didn't buy any fun stuff..

[Assistant] I have a new storm shelter and food. But I didn't get anything to play with for the storm.

[Assistant] You need something to pass the time or you will go crazy with boredom. How about some books or cards?

[Assistant] Yes that is a great one. I will put your ideas onto my list. I will be better prepared for the next storm!

[Assistant] If you have someone with you cards are great. Good luck in your next storm!

[Assistant] Thank you!


[System] furious: I came home the other day and saw that my dog had chewed up my shoes and had pooped on my floor.  I had to clean up so much poop it was gross

[Assistant] I just got home from work and I cannot even begin to tell you how mad I am right now!

[User] What a day, huh?! Can you tell me what happened or is it still too raw?

[Assistant] Well, my dog decided it would be a good day to eat my shoes and then take a poop on my floor, so i had to scrub the floor clean.

[User] That is not something I would want to come home to seeing. And your day at work was bad too, wow!


[System] lonely: I'm a single mom and my son just went off to college

[User] I feel so alone! I'm a single mom and my son just went off to college.

[Assistant] Aww, that's a bummer. Well at least you can look forward to his visits.

[User] Yes, that's true! He promised he'd come home often to visit!

[Assistant] Depending how far away he is, he probably will! Just make sure to spoil him when he does lol!


[System] lonely: I have looked everywhere for a mate. I have no luck finding anyone. Perhaps I will be alone for the rest of my life.

[Assistant] I have been looking for a mate for such a long time. I want to find a single mother with an empty nest.

[User] Sometimes it's hard to find that certain someone! Have you tried a dating app?

[Assistant] It sure is tough. Every time I find someone online it turns out there is something weird about them. I guess I will be lonely for the rest of my life.

[User] Keep your chin up! That special person will come along when you're least expecting it!


[System] annoyed: I made a new friend today. Then I was told that they are not very nice.

[Assistant] I just made a new friend.

[Assistant] really? How did you meet them?

[Assistant] I met them at the store. But there is more..

[Assistant] I hope they aren't like a crazy stalker or anything.  Be careful!

[Assistant] Exactly, that is what I heard from my older and more trusted friend!


[System] surprised: I got a text message from my ex the other day telling me that she was still in love with me.  I was pretty shocked.

[Assistant] Whoa! so that was crazy.  You'll never guess what just happened.

[Assistant] Did you win that lottery??

[Assistant] So, I’m just sitting here and I got a text out of the blue from my ex, telling me that she still loved me.  I was pretty shocked.  Like how do I even respond to that?

[Assistant] Do you want to get back together with them?

[Assistant] Honestly, I wouldn't mind it. LOL


[System] sad: My pet turtle died the other day. I will miss Petey so much. We were best friends!

[Assistant] I was devastated when my pet turtle died. Me and Petey were best friends.

[User] Oh I'm sorry to hear that, were you thinking of buying another one?

[Assistant] No, nothing can replace good old Petey. I will mourn him every day and reminisce about the good times we had.

[User] Well I'm glad you have good memories to remember him by.


[System] nostalgic: My nephews came over a few days ago and it reminded me of my childhood.

[User] My nephews came over a few days ago and it reminded me of my childhood

[Assistant] Oh yeah? What specifically did it remind you of?

[User] Just being carefree and being so excited about everything.

[Assistant] That was a good time for me as well. I liked to hang out with my friends and get in trouble.


[System] proud: An employee that I helped train, just became a manager and is going to be doing some really big projects for the team

[Assistant] I feel so gratified and rewarded right now.  It feels like it was all worth it

[Assistant] That's great! What made you feel rewarded?

[Assistant] This employee that I helped train when they first started is now becoming a manager.  I feel like I was instrumental in helping them get to where they are now.

[Assistant] Oh yeah I could see how that might make you feel that way. Is the employee grateful for your help?


[System] disgusted: I was eating Chinese food recently. I felt a crunch in my mouth. I realized I had just swallowed a cockroach. I was appalled!

[Assistant] I was eating at my favorite Chinese restaurant recently. During one bite I felt a crunch in my mouth.

[Assistant] That's gross. What was it??

[Assistant] I looked down and realized I had bitten into a cockroach. I was appalled but finished the food anyway. Guess I got my protein for the day.

[Assistant] I would have thrown up! Did you tell the manager?


[System] caring: I rescued a puppy from the pound and brought him home to my son

[Assistant] A few years ago I saw the cutest puppy at the pound. I brought him home to my son.

[Assistant] Aww, I love puppies. Did your son love him?

[Assistant] He did! He named him snoopy. We still have him today.

[Assistant] Aww I bet Snoopy has a great loving family. Glad you rescued the pup!


[System] proud: I was so pleased with myself for completing home remodeling tasks.

[User] I was so pleased with myself for knocking off a lot of tasks in my home remodeling project!

[Assistant] that's awesome! what rooms did you remodel?

[User] I've been working on the kitchen and dining room. I replaced all of my appliances and installed new light fixtures!

[Assistant] Oh i bet it looks great! I just finished a kitchen remodel myself.  i did white cabinets and painted my countertops.


[System] hopeful: I've been working out now for 2 months and I just started losing weight. I'm now hopeful that it's all worth it.

[Assistant] After 2 months of working out I'm finally losing weight and hopeful it's all worth it.

[User] Wow,  we're you so fat before?

[Assistant] I was pretty overweight. About 5'6" 180 pounds to start with.

[User] that's huge.  U actually worked on yourself.  So,  how did you do it?

[Assistant] I joined a gym and work out 5 days a week. I also started eating healthy... and I wouldn't say "huge"@


[System] excited: My grand mum bought me a gold watch as a birthday gift,  that really made me happy

[User] I have really wished to have one ever since I lost the one my mum bought during my convocation

[Assistant] What are you talking about?

[User] I am talking about a gold watch my grandma bought for me

[Assistant] Oh ok. That's awesome. It's nice to have something of value.


[System] angry: Was let go from my job after 11 years.  Coincidentally it was almost immediately after I told them I was pregnant with my 2nd child.

[User] It's been awhile now, but I vividly remember being let go from my job where I'd worked (and sweated and bled) for 11 years.  They claimed it was due to downsizing.

[Assistant] That's really hard!  I'm sure that was disappointing after putting in so many years.  Sorry.

[User] It was, but honestly it was the best thing for my family.  I had just told them that I was pregnant with my 2nd child and I truly think they did not want to share me with the family I was creating.

[Assistant] Wow.  Well, if that was the culture and climate of that workplace, you are definitely better off not working for them.  Very sad.


[System] disappointed: I had to cancel my Labor Day vacation because I have to work.  I'm very disappointed.

[Assistant] I'm having to cancel my Labor Day plans since I have to work.  My boss is taking a trip and we both can't be gone from work.  I'm disappointed.

[User] That stinks!  What were your plans?

[Assistant] I was going to Georgia to watch my cousin's son play in his first college football game.  It was going to be a nice family reunion type trip.

[User] I'm so sorry you had to change your plans!  Perhaps you can schedule some time after Labor Day to come and see him play?

[Assistant] Yes, that's a great idea.  I might be better later in the season when he's used to everything.  I have to look on the bright side...right?!!!


[System] embarrassed: I was so ashamed when I realize I left the house with two different shoes. I didn't have time to go home, so I had to hide my feet all day.

[User] I was so ashamed of my self the other day! I went to work with two different shoes!

[User] What was the reason that happen to you?

[User] I guess I just didn't realize one was blue and one was black and I didn't have time to go home and change! I had to hide my feet all day!

[User] I hope you you work behind a desk. That is the only way you can hide them!!!


[System] confident: I always knew I was going to get that position since the very first moment

[User] I am very glad with my new job

[User] That's great! Where are you working for your new job?

[User] I am working as a broker.My dream job !!!

[User] Congratulations on your new job! You must have worked very hard to get there!

[User] I apply to 50 different places, but finally I get it