[System] anxious: I get really nervous when I have to confront someone and be assertive.

[User] I used to be that way too.  One thing to think about that might help is even if you do look stupid for a second nobody is going to remember 10 minutes from then.  Another thing that helped me was thinking about how good it felt if a stranger started talking with me in public for a 2-5 minute conversation and how it didnt upset me or make them look stupid so I shouldnt look stupid if I did the same thing.

[Assistant] That's true... the anxiety goes away immediately afterwards!


[System] hopeful: I just applied for a new job.  After the interview, I'm very optimistic that I will get the position

[User] I just interviewed for a new job after applying last week!

[User] Oh really, do you feel like you did a great job?

[User] I do!  I'm feeling very optimistic about it

[User] Thats good, it must be relieving to feel so confident.


[System] content: I'm looking forward to relaxing and watching TV once I get home. I've got no chores to do today.

[User] Hmm.. I think i'm going to catch up on the expanse

[Assistant] oh yea.. whats that?

[User] I recommend you check it out, its a great show.

[Assistant] Oh nice.  where can I find it?  Netflix?

[User] If you have prime video its on there for free.


[System] devastated: I was so upset when my girlfriend broke up with me.  I was so in love with her.  What can i do to get her back

[Assistant] My girlfriend broke up with me and i am quite upset

[User] I'm sorry to hear that. How long were you together?

[Assistant] just about 2 years.  I hope I can get her back.

[User] Did you do something to cause the breakup?


[System] ashamed: I managed to lose a lot of money through leaving it on the train

[Assistant] I lost over £200 on public transport about 3 years ago!

[Assistant] Oh no! That's a lot of money. Did you get any of it back?

[Assistant] No! I lost the lot! It was my own fault for being so silly and leaving my wallet out when unpacking my bag!

[Assistant] Doesn't give anyone the right to steal it, tho'. I'm so sorry - how awful for you. I hope they had a horrible time when they tried to spend it!


[System] afraid: It's really stormy right now. I keep glancing outside my window, hoping it doesn't get worse. I sure wouldn't like to see a tornado.

[Assistant] It's raining really loud! I keep looking outside hoping it doesn't get much worse. We're under a tornado watch right now.

[User] Oh geez, stay safe!  Tornadoes are one of those weird things for me.  They sort of scare me but before they happen and its raining yet still outside I love going out to see whats happening.

[Assistant] Yeah, I really like that line when the weather is "interesting" but it stops right before "you lose electricity" or "you get a tornado"

[User] hahaha, I dont know if people today would rather lose electricity or get a tornado.  Either way I hope you stay safe and if a tornado does come you dont take any damage!


[System] hopeful: Although I'm having a difficult times in life right now, I always have faith that God will provide for me a blessing.

[User] Although I'm having a difficult time in life right now, and it seems I have been having a difficult time for a while... I still have faith that God will provide for me a blessing.

[User] It is important to have a focus on something positive.

[User] Yes, I agree. I hope that my faith isn't wrong though and I get stuck in a worst situation. I would really just like to see some of God's goodness in my life.

[User] Nothing in life is certain, the only control you have is to decide what to do with the time that has been given to you.


[System] surprised: when i was pregnant with my 1st child, the girls at work threw me a secret baby shower.

[Assistant] The girls at work shocked me with a baby shower when I was pregnant with my first kid.

[Assistant] That must mean they think you're a pretty cool person! People usually don't go through that kind of effort unless they think you're worth it and deserve it. So, kudos to you for having that kind of effect on others!

[Assistant] Those were a great group of ladies I worked with.

[Assistant] Oh, you don't work with them anymore? Or maybe it was because you decided to be a stay-at-home mother?

[Assistant] My first child is 12 now so it was quite some time ago.


[System] annoyed: Went to trim my beard today. Trimmed a little too much on one side, had to even it out on the other. Did that like four times on accident, and now I trimmed my beard so much more than I wanted to, and I look dumb.

[Assistant] Went to trim my beard today. Trimmed a little too much on one side, had to even it out on the other. Did that like four times on accident, and now I trimmed my beard so much more than I wanted to, and I look dumb.

[Assistant] You may need to go to the barber shop!

[Assistant] Yeah, I guess I should stop trying to do it on my own. I hate spending money on that stuff though. If I could give myself a haircut, I would, so I didn't have to spend money on that either. But that probably wouldn't be a good idea..

[Assistant] The barber shop is totally worth it. They do such a good job.


[System] ashamed: When I was in nursing school, I lost my patient's necklace before her surgery. I felt terrible!

[Assistant] I accidentally lost my patient's necklace before her surgery when I was in nursing school.

[Assistant] That's terrible! I hope it didn't end up inside them?

[Assistant] No, I didn't lose it in their body, I just lost it when she gave it to me to hold before we went into surgery.

[Assistant] Okay well that's good at least. I hope you find it soon!

[Assistant] Well it was almost 10 years ago and still haven't.


[System] disappointed: My best friend didn't invite me on a road trip last weekend. They went to a nice beach and I have no idea why he didn't call me.

[Assistant] My best friend didn't call me to invite me on his road trip last weekend. I have no idea why he didn't ask it I wanted to go.

[Assistant] Well that was rude, did you confront him?

[Assistant] No yet, I don't really know what to say to him. I feel pretty down about it.

[Assistant] I would ask him how it went and casually say "I would have gone had you asked".


[System] content: My life is just great right now. I couldn't ask for anything more.

[Assistant] My life is just great right now.

[User] That's awesome!  You're really lucky.

[Assistant] Thanks I know! There's nothing more I could even ask for at this point.

[User] I'm sure it took a lot of hard work to get to that point!


[System] furious: My car was parked in a street spot last night and someone hit it.  They didn't leave a note or anything.  Now my insurance company is trying to tell me it's an at fault accident

[User] My car was parked on the street last night and someone hit it.  They didn't even leave a note

[Assistant] Oh man! That sucks! Did anyone happen to see it?

[User] Not that I've spoken to yet.  Now my insurance is trying to claim it as an at fault accident.  I'm so mad!

[Assistant] I am sorry you have to deal with that. What a pain!


[System] anxious: We're refinancing student loans, buying a house, and my wife is getting a new job.

[Assistant] So this month we're finishing refinancing student loans, buying a house, and my wife just got another job.

[User] Congratulations! That sounds like a lot of great news in one month!

[Assistant] Yeah it's gonna be a good thing if it all works out.

[User] I really hope it does. Just stay positive!


[System] surprised: my old babysitter from when I was younger messaged me on Facebook.  Were going on a date this weekend

[Assistant] Wow, I just found out the craziest thing

[User] What did you find out??

[Assistant] My old babysitter when I was younger was only 3 years older than me.  She messaged me on Facebook and were going on a date this weekend

[User] Oh wow, are you excited?? I would assume so if you agreed to go on a date.  I hope you guys have a great time!

[Assistant] Im so excited.  I hope it goes well


[System] ashamed: I went to church this past Sunday and the most horrible thing happened.  I called my pastor by the name of the old pastor!

[User] I went to church this past Sunday and the most horrible thing happened.  I literally still can't believe it!

[User] I'm so curious. What happened at church?

[User] Well, I called my pastor by the old pastor's name!  I wanted to cringe - he's not even that new, he's been here for like 2 years!

[User] Oh little mistakes like that happen, it's no big deal!


[System] hopeful: I put in an offer on a new house today.

[User] Oh that's disgusting. I hate it when that happens.

[Assistant] You hate it when what happens?

[User] Yes you get disgusting trash liquid on your clothes.

[Assistant] Oh yeah, that it the worst. Were you able to wash it out at least?

[User] Yes, It washed out.


[System] anxious: I have to get surgery tomorrow morning. I am getting my wisdom teeth taken out, and I am pretty nervous about it.

[Assistant] I have to get surgery tomorrow morning. I'm really nervous about it.

[User] I get really anxious too. What are you having surgery on?

[Assistant] I am getting my wisdom teeth taken out!

[User] I've had that done before.  The waking up with gauze in your mouth is the worst part.


[System] sentimental: I wa just going through some of my old things at my parents house. I cam across my old school uniform. I did not want to get rid of it.

[Assistant] I was getting rid of some stuff at my parents house and came across my old school uniform. I couldnt part with it.

[User] did it bring back a lot of memories?

[Assistant] It just reminded me of a simpler time. Just having fun with friends I made back then.

[User] yeah there's nothing like the good old days


[System] content: Before I used to be complacent and settled for my mediocre life.  Now I'm always striving for better

[Assistant] I used to be complacent and settled for my mediocre life. Now I'm grinding every day for a better life

[User] Good for you.  How is it going?

[Assistant] Goin great, just popped in a pizza for late lunch.  Hbu

[User] Pretty good here - just a homeschooling mom of 2 trying to get some laundry done.  I'm glad you are on the path you want to be on!


[System] afraid: We went to see The Meg yesterday.  Now I'm terrified of the ocean again.  Way to go LOL!

[User] We went to see The Meg yesterday - horrible name for this movie by the way.

[Assistant] Was it good?

[User] Surprisingly it was pretty good - but now I'm terrified of the ocean again.  I mean, I know it's not real, but it makes me think of all the sharks that ARE real and out there.

[Assistant] Lol I love a good Jason Statham movie


[System] embarrassed: I was out for a run last night and I had to use the bathroom.  I went over to some bushes to pee and then someone saw me.  I cant believe i got caught

[Assistant] Last night I turned 8 shades of red.  I was blushing so bad

[User] What made you blush so hard?

[Assistant] I went for a run and had to go to the bathroom.  I went to hide behind some bushes and someone caught me peeing.  I couldnt believe it

[User] Hey you have got to do what you have got to do. Hopefully next time you're closer to home when you need to go.


[System] terrified: I watched thus movie called Sinister and it really freaked me out.

[Assistant] I watched a movie called sinister that really scared the heck out of me.

[Assistant] Did you watch it late at night? I rarely watch scary movies.

[Assistant] Yes, I don't do that too much any more!

[Assistant] I dont blame you. You are going to have to watch them during the day next time.

[Assistant] I would much rather watch romances.


[System] impressed: I went to my nephews basketball game and he was the highest scorer on the team. I had no idea he was that good.

[Assistant] I went to my nephews basketball game and he was the highest scorer on the team. I had no idea he was that good.

[Assistant] That sounds exciting!

[Assistant] He was so good. He really blew me away with his skill. He reminded me of Lebron James.

[Assistant] How old is your nephew?


[System] devastated: I remember when I was a child and I was told that I would need glasses in order to be able to see the whiteboard in the classroom and do good in school. I was so upset because I felt that the glasses made me look ugly. I was so upset. However, my classmates really made me feel better about it.

[Assistant] I remember when I was a child and I was told that I would need glasses in order to be able to see the whiteboard in the classroom and do good in school. I was so upset because I felt that the glasses made me look ugly. I was so upset. However, my classmates really made me feel better about it.

[User] Yeah, glasses suck but, so does not being able to see. Good that your class mates are nice people.

[Assistant] Yes, it was a really big deal in the second grade, but none the less I realized that it would just be getting worse so I got used to the idea. And it did, get much worse. Lol

[User] Yep, I've got terrible eyes. I know what you mean.


[System] embarrassed: I didn't wear a belt today and my pants fit pretty loose... They pretty much fell down while I was at work today.

[User] I didn't wear a belt today and my pants fit pretty loose... They pretty much fell down while I was at work today.

[Assistant] Oh well that would have been embarrassing, but if you were trying to shed a few pounds I would say your doing a great job!

[User] haha pro's and con's i guess.

[Assistant] Go buy you some new snazzy belts! Haha!

[User] I've got plenty. Just need to use'em


[System] excited: Im am starting my new job on Monday! I cant wait to get started.

[Assistant] I am starting my new job on Monday! I cant wait to get started. I will be working with two of my best friends.

[User] What kind of job is it?

[Assistant] I will be working at the zoo. Its going to be so much fun!

[User] Thats interesting!


[System] lonely: Boy is it hard to be alone sometimes, this past weekend I feel like I went through every emotion.

[User] It is hard to be alone sometimes, this past weekend I feel like I went through every emotion.

[Assistant] I know how you feel. What helped me was getting a bicycle and get out in the sun for some exercise.

[User] I like to go outside sometimes but I try to keep my mind busy so I don't get more upset. I have a partner..kind of..but he is away getting help and everyday I just don't know everyday how it will go or how long it will take. It's hard!

[Assistant] I feel you. Well it sounds like you keep yourself busy with a hobby at least.

[User] WORK is my hobby! lol and business. Good hobby right now :)


[System] grateful: I am so happy to have 3 healthy children.

[Assistant] I couldn't be more thankful to have 3 happy healthy kids.

[User] That is really something to be thankful for. I have lost 2...So for sure!

[Assistant] Oh I am so sorry to hear that!

[User] It's okay! Life happens! Cherish your babies always :)

[Assistant] I most definitely do every day.


[System] grateful: Super happy I had some funds to today to get some new clothes! Well sort of new, new from the thrift is my favorite way to go :) Best brands and 80% off.

[User] Super happy I had some funds to today to get some new clothes!

[Assistant] Where did you go shopping?

[User] Nowhere else but the thrift! My favorite place! Well sort of new, new from the thrift is my favorite way to go :) Best brands and 80% off.

[Assistant] I love the thrift stores. i can spend hours in there.

[User] I know right? So many cool things, lots of new ones too!

[Assistant] I buy a lot of kids clothes from there. I also go to a salvage store called Dirt cheap, great deals!

[User] OH! lol- That sounds great! We don't have that many here but we have like $1 sunday at goodwill and they get new target stuff. But I find stuff like Betsey johnson, H&M and everything in between! Love good fabrics for like $4. Can't be beat! Yes they get amazing kids clothes too

[Assistant] Sounds like a cool Goodwill.


[System] prepared: I have a big exam coming up. I have attended all of the study sessions and reread all the chapters.

[Assistant] I have a big exam coming up. I have attended all of the study sessions and reread all the chapters.

[User] Do you feel like you are prepared?

[Assistant] I feel like it. I am going to get together with a friend from class to go over some more things. I feel ready though.

[User] Well make sure you get a good nights rest, sleep is just as important.


[System] furious: I was on short term disability for a severe illness and the doctor said something that stopped my disability early and I didn't know so I had to pay back hundreds. Evil system.

[User] I was on short term disability for a severe illness and the doctor said something that stopped my disability early and I didn't know so I had to pay back hundreds. Evil system.

[Assistant] wow thats horrible.  I hate the way they make the system to steal money

[User] I wasn't even better yet.  It was crushing.

[Assistant] Maybe it might be worth trying again now, with another doctor?


[System] afraid: When I was younger I used to be scared to go into the basement.  After I saw the home alone movies

[Assistant] Did you ever see the movie Home Alone?  The movie scared me as a child

[User] I saw it when I was much older but my parents didn't let me watch it when I was young.  I bet.  That wouldn't be like real life for really being left home alone.

[Assistant] I was terrified to go into my basement after I saw that movie.  The furnace was so scary

[User] I forgot about that part!  Yes!  Terrifying!  Hope you didn't have too many nightmares over it.


[System] hopeful: After I applied for a job and had an interview, I was hopeful that I would get an offer as I really wanted the job.

[User] I hope you get it? Was the interview good?

[Assistant] I didnt have an interview.  did you?

[User] Oh yes, I did. I hope I get the job. I really want it.

[Assistant] I hope you get it too.  Goodluck


[System] disappointed: I couldnt believe that I asked my girlfriend to marry me and she said no.  I was heartbroken

[Assistant] I asked my girlfriend to marry me...

[User] Wow! Did she say yes?

[Assistant] she said no.. I couldnt believe it, I was so upset

[User] Sorry to hear that. Are you breaking up with her?


[System] lonely: Today has been a hard day! Partner is away at therapy for?? Goodness knows when..and he was a bit cranky yesterday, so that makes me feel even more alone.

[User] Today has been a hard day!

[User] Oh no, I'm sorry.  What went badly?  One things or just lots of little things?

[User] Oh well, Partner is away at therapy for Goodness knows how long..and he was a bit cranky yesterday, so that makes me feel even more alone. I didn't hear from him for awhile today- and you know how that makes you feel nervous?

[User] I completely get it.  Hope things are better tomorrow!

[User] He seems better now PHEW! Lol! I hate it when others emotions control your day :(


[System] surprised: My daughter came home to surprise me by staying for a week before school! It was wonderful!

[User] My daughter came home to shock me by staying for a week before school! It was wonderful!

[User] Oh fantastic! What did you guys do?

[User] We went to the movies, I made her favorite meals, went hiking and got together with different friends a couple times. Its was perfect!

[User] By her you mean wife?


[System] embarrassed: I was at an outdoor party last weekend. I got drunk and fell into the pool in front of everyone.

[Assistant] I was at an outdoor dinner party last week. I got drunk and fell into the pool in front of everyone. I felt so dumb.

[User] That's so embarrassing, but hey everyone has those moments once in a while.

[Assistant] Yea I think I am going to lay off the drinking for now.

[User] Good idea! And if ever you go back, just take it slow and easy.


[System] embarrassed: A gal my sister knew works in a thrift store I like and today I just didn't feel good and didn't feel like talking to her. I felt bad because she still gave my mom a discount and a discount on my stuff.

[User] A gal my sister knew from highschool (old friend) works in a thrift store I like and today I just didn't feel good and didn't feel like talking to her.

[User] that's sad, bad memories ?

[User] Yes for sure..She always wants to talk to me incessantly about everything in her life..she was never nice to me as a kid, and I just went through a huge tragedy she hasn't said a word about. I still felt a little bad because she still gave my mom a discount and a discount on my stuff- my mom went through checkout for me as I just wasn't up too it. I don't feel like talking to people a lot you know?

[User] yeah i understand you, but people change and we learn from them and that helps us grow more, don't take it too personally


[System] confident: I have been flirting with this girl at work for the past few weeks.  I think she really likes me.  Im going to ask her on a date

[Assistant] So ive been talking to this really cute girl at work for a few weeks.  I really like her..

[Assistant] Oh good luck man! Hopefully everything works out!

[Assistant] Im going to ask her on a date.  I think she likes me, so i really think she'll say yes

[Assistant] We can only hope so! Get her some flowers!


[System] anxious: I have a lot of nerves today! I am sick a lot in my health and I can't seem to figure out what sets off my fibro a lot, it gives me anxiety and depression and I am just so overwhelmed with it I don't know what to do anymore!

[User] I have a lot of nerves today!

[Assistant] Hm, thats not good. How so, if I may ask?

[User] I am sick a lot in my health and I can't seem to figure out what sets off my fibro a lot, it gives me anxiety and depression and I am just so overwhelmed with it I don't know what to do anymore!

[Assistant] Sounds like quite a problem! I think you should try different foods and narrow down which ones trouble you.

[User] I have been doing that, and doing organic food, I am down to not much lol


[System] devastated: The rain flooded my farm.

[Assistant] Yea so the farm I had invested my life savings into just got burned due to a wildfire.

[User] WHAT? Do live in california?

[Assistant] Yes, I am absolutely devastated. I have no idea how I am going to retire now.

[User] That is so awful! Did you have insurance??


[System] jealous: My friend won the big screen TV at the work raffle. He only put one ticket in there. I put all twenty of mine. That kind of bothers me.

[Assistant] My friend won the big screen TV at the work raffle. He only put one ticket in there. I put all twenty of mine. He is so lucky.

[User] He sounds like he got really lucky. I'd be pretty jealous of him if I were you.

[Assistant] Oh I am. He keeps rubbing it in my face.

[User] Well, that's not a very friend like thing to do.


[System] proud: I have been tutoring my nephew in math. He brought back an A on his lat test. I am so happy for him.

[Assistant] I have been tutoring my nephew in math. He brought back an A on his last test. I am so happy for him.

[User] THAT'S AMAZING, what test was it?

[Assistant] It was in Algebra. He really impressed me. I knew he had it in him.

[User] algebra? WOW i love maths, that sounds great i am so happy


[System] guilty: I once stole 50 bucks from my brothers wallet. End up he was using it for a date and the girl didn't ever call him back.

[User] So i did some stupid things when i was younger. But i feel bad about one of them to this day.

[User] Oh no, what did you do?

[User] I stole 50 bucks from my brothers wallet. He was going to use it on a date. Girl never called him back.

[User] Oh no!  Does he know you did it or did you never tell him?  Yeah, we all have things we regret, its how we move forward and resolve the situation that matters.


[System] impressed: I came home from grocery shopping to find that my husband had cleaned the entire house up and started dinner.  I was amazed.

[User] I came home from grocery shopping to find that my husband had cleaned the entire house up and started dinner. I was amazed.

[User] Wow that must of been such a great surprise.

[User] It was. He's not a muti-tasker, which is fine, and I was surprised that he got it all done in the 1.5 hours I was gone.

[User] Dang he should clean my house too then while i am gone.


[System] proud: My computer software is being used in a lab

[Assistant] I was just informed that my computer software is now being used in a school :)

[User] No way! Congrats!!! I bet you feel really excited.  How long had you been developing it?

[Assistant] Thanks. Its a big deal for me since I have been working on it for 4 years and I am so proud that kids will be using it!

[User] I bet, 4 years is a long time to work on a project too.  I may not know you but as someone who had once wanted to get into development, I feel really proud for you.  That is a huge accomplishment! Congrats again!


[System] proud: I'm pretty impressed at my uncanny ability to save money.  I used to be terrible with it but now I've honed the skill

[Assistant] I impress myself sometimes.  I used to be terrible at saving money but now I've honed the skill into an uncanny ability I can call on like X-men powers

[User] haha! I hear you! It helps if you have more money to save too!

[Assistant] Yes I feel like the money I have now acts like a magnet for more money...it's pretty dope

[User] Lol! Well that would be great. Give me some of that luck! ;)


[System] sentimental: When I see little girls around town the past week it makes me remember mine and feel sad but happy. I am happy for them..sad mine didn't make it.

[User] When I see little girls around town the past week it makes me remember mine and feel sad but happy.

[Assistant] Where are yours and what's going on withthem?

[User] Mine didn't make it.

[Assistant] So sorry to hear that...wish you blessings and health and peace

[User] Don't think I am up for trying again. Thanks! <3


[System] surprised: I came home to find that my sister got a dog for me.

[Assistant] I have always wanted a dog and I came home yesterday to find that my sister got a dog for me.

[Assistant] that was so nice of her i bet you was so happy you much be very special to her

[Assistant] I was really happy! It was so nice of her to surprise me like that.

[Assistant] one day i wanted a rabbit and my mom got me one she told me not to feed it food and i gave it house food and it die lol


[System] impressed: i was so very happy when my son came home from the navy i felt so happy i was so i can not use the word but it was the best

[Assistant] i dont no what to right

[Assistant] I guess neither do I, sorry to hear about your rabbit though.

[Assistant] at the time i was little and i cry for days but now i think about it it is funny will not do that again

[Assistant] Yes its a good lesson for you, hopefully you dont repeat it!

[Assistant] am grow now and no better lol


[System] prepared: I have my first cage fight coming up. I thought that I'd be a lot more anxious than I am, but I'm ready for this fight.

[User] My first cage fight is coming up in about a week. I thought I'd be really nervous, but I feel like I'm ready for this! I've been training really hard and it's paying off.

[User] Your a pretty tough guy and you have the wits too dude. You got this.

[User] Thanks for confidence! I think I'll do well! Even if I don't win, I think I'll be able to put up a really good fight.

[User] Like i said you got this and going in with a positive mine you might as well take the world while your at it.

[User] I can't wait to get in that cage! I'm fired up now!


[System] annoyed: Came home the other day and my dogs were happy to see me. I then go into the living room to find the couch ripped up.

[User] So i came home yesterday and my lovely dogs greeted me all happy.

[User] Aww, that's sweet. I love animals! They love you unconditionally.

[User] Yeah but sadly it was all a mask. Went into the living room to find a torn up couch.

[User] Uh oh, someone's in trouble! It's funny how smart dogs can be sometimes. They were trying to butter you up before you saw what they did!


[System] disappointed: I rented Thor: Ragnarok recently and was really let down.  It just wasn't what I expected.

[Assistant] I rented Thor: Ragnarok recently and was really let down. It just wasn't what I expected.

[Assistant] Oh no I hope you didn't spend much on it

[Assistant] I didn't, but I just was all hyped up thinking it was going to be great!

[Assistant] That's such a shame! I always hate getting let down


[System] nostalgic: Just heard the Steve Winwood song "Higher Love" and I was jammin out cuz I remember my mom playing it over and over during our old road trips...made me miss her

[Assistant] Hearing Steve Winwood song "Higher Love" made me want to jam out cuz I remember my mom playing it over and over during our old road trips...made me miss her

[Assistant] Aw you must have felt really nostalgic in that moment. Sounds like a great memory.

[Assistant] Yes I did.  Still keep in touch every week even though she's in the Midwest and I'm in the South.  Might pop in for a visit one of these days

[Assistant] I would highly suggest you do. Moms deserve all the love.


[System] disgusted: I came home from vacation and my fridge was rotting.

[Assistant] I came home from vacation and realized food in my fridge was rotting!

[Assistant] Ugh hate when that happens...do you live alone or with roommates

[Assistant] Yea it was disgusting. I live with a roommate and he had forgotten to empty the fridge before leaving for his own vacation.

[Assistant] Man I woulda smacked him on the head...lol rotting food/dirty dishes are the worst


[System] confident: I met this girl on an online dating site.  We are going on a date on saturday.  I think it is going to go well

[Assistant] I recently tried my luck with online dating

[Assistant] How did it go?

[Assistant] I met this girl, we really hit it off.  we are going out for drinks on saturday.  i think it is going to go well

[Assistant] I hope it does.


[System] surprised: I encountered a situation that was unexpected. I found out that my coworker was actually stealing from the company. They haven't been caught though.

[Assistant] I found out that one of our coworkers was stealing.

[Assistant] wow, thats horrible. what were they stealing?

[Assistant] They are embezzling moderate sums of money.

[Assistant] thats horrible.  im glad they got caught


[System] caring: I was walking home from the store and I saw a little cat trying to cross the road. So I stopped and helped it along! I felt so good!

[Assistant] I was walking home from the store and I saw a little cat trying to cross the road. So I stopped and helped it along! I felt so good!

[Assistant] That's cool. Sounds like you're an animal person

[Assistant] I am, even though I don't have any pets.

[Assistant] If you could..would you get a cat or a dog

[Assistant] I would get a dog


[System] caring: Everytime I see little boys teasing/flirting with my 14-yo cousin I post up on her status and tell them to F**K off and they get scared every time haha...I'm not trying to be mean but someone needs to protect her

[Assistant] When I see little boys teasing/flirting with my 14-yo cousin I post up on her status and tell them to F**K off and they get scared every time haha...I'm not trying to be mean but she needs someone to protect her

[Assistant] I agree, but maybe you should be a little less aggressive

[Assistant] Why do you say that

[Assistant] I dont know, I just wouldnt be that aggressive. I'd still try to protect her though

[Assistant] No you're wrong.  Teenage boys are the worst, I would know because I was one.  Need a grown ass man to slap them into reality


[System] disgusted: I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me with my friend.  I cant look at either of them right now.  Im sick

[Assistant] I am sick to my stomach right now

[User] oh im sorry to hear that, what caused this?

[Assistant] I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me with one of my friends.  I cant bear to look at either of them right now

[User] no one deserves this, this is the worst thing that can ever happen, im sorry to hear that


[System] confident: I am feeling really good about my performance review at work. I have been killing it this year.

[Assistant] I have a performance review coming up at work. I am feeling really good about it. I have been killing it everyday at work.

[User] That's fantastic, you must feel really confident in your ability.

[Assistant] I guess you could say that. My manager has been giving me really good feedback.

[User] Do you receive feedback often?


[System] nostalgic: I walked by my trophy case of super bowl rings with my old buddy the other day.  I could vividly picture throwing all those touchdown passes in the super bowls.

[Assistant] I took a casual stroll with my old teammate down my trophy hall, and we got sidetracked staring at my multiple super bowl championship rings.

[User] That must have been nostalgic. When did you last pick one up?

[Assistant] The early 70's. I could vividly picture throwing all those touchdown passes in the super bowls.

[User] What a beautiful game, hey?


[System] devastated: I came home from vacation and found some stuff was stolen

[Assistant] I came home from vacation yesterday and found some of my stuff was stolen

[User] Oh no!  Was it expensive items?

[Assistant] Yes one was a $1000 TV. I am beyond devastated because I worked hard to afford it.

[User] That is so awful.  I am so sad that happened to you.


[System] trusting: I used to think that hobos were mystical and wise for some dumb reason...I would listen to their stories and believe everything they said...now I take everything I hear from a person broker than me with a grain of salt.

[Assistant] For some dumb reason I used to think that hobos were mystical and wise and believe everything they said...now I take everything I hear from a person broker than me with a grain of salt

[Assistant] Interesting! I could see how you thought that. Just because they're homeless and have fallen on hard times doesn't mean they're dumb. But yeah, there's a good chance they did something wrong to be in that predicament, so their judgment could be questionable.

[Assistant] I never said they were dumb.  I just don't trust them

[Assistant] You're right, sorry for putting words in your mouth. And yeah, I don't know how to engage with them either. As a college student, there are plenty that kind of stalk the campus and ask for spare change. But I have little spending money, so I always have to turn them down


[System] embarrassed: I've been calling my coworker the wrong name for the past three months. They finally decided to say something about it today. The worst part is I wasn't even close with the name I had been calling them. They're so nice and I felt so bad

[Assistant] I've been calling my coworker the wrong name for the past three months. They finally decided to say something about it today. The worst part is I wasn't even close with the name I had been calling them. They're so nice and I felt so bad

[Assistant] Haha I"m terrible with names too.  But for me there are only 2 types of people: ones that are memorable and ones that are boring and if you're boring I definitely won't remember who the hell you are

[Assistant] That's a funny way to put it. Yeah the problem was I just got introduced to so many people at once, and it was my first day, so I was nervous and wasn't really paying attention. Eventually learned them all again over time, but I guess that one got lost in translation somehow. They were cool about it though

[Assistant] That's good.  Don't be so hard on yourself.  People should be begging for your attention. Not the other way around ;)


[System] joyful: I was at the store and I saw a 5$ bill on the ground, I was so happy!

[Assistant] I was at the store and I saw a 5$ bill on the ground, I was so happy!

[Assistant] That is very lucky! Did you see who dropped it?

[Assistant] No, it was tucked under one of the shelves in an empty aisle

[Assistant] Oh wow! Lucky you!


[System] content: I am so pleased with the way things are right now. I see no need to change anything.

[Assistant] I am so pleased with the way things are right now.

[Assistant] Is everything going perfectly?

[Assistant] Yes it is and I see no need to change anything.

[Assistant] That's good!


[System] sad: I finished my favorite show a few days ago. I was really angry but happy at the same time

[Assistant] I finished my favorite show a few days ago. I was really angry but happy at the same time

[User] I get that! What show is it?

[Assistant] I finished Daredevil, I loved that show, Im just glad that the Marvel shows are connected

[User] I have never heard of it, I did watch the movie though. It would have been cool if they got Jennifer garner and Ben Afleck in it

[Assistant] It's a show on Netflix


[System] furious: Our car was broken in too when we were asleep! I have cameras but need to get cords and figure out how to set them up! Makes me mad they weren't yet, however even when police have videos here, they don't do anything about it anyway! So ready to be out of this neighborhood

[User] Our car was broken in too when we were asleep!

[Assistant] Oh no! Was anything taken?

[User] Nope, just a busted door. Lucky they couldn't get it started. I need a car alarm. I have cameras but need to get cords and figure out how to set them up! Makes me mad they weren't yet, however even when police have videos here, they don't do anything about it anyway! So ready to be out of this neighborhood

[Assistant] You're very lucky!


[System] guilty: I feel bad I didn't get as much accomplished in the past week as I should!

[User] I feel bad I didn't get as much accomplished in the past week as I should!

[Assistant] We all have weeks like that. Don't be too hard on yourself. Everything will get done eventually.

[User] True but it's only me here. I have fibro and I work a lot and frankly even to move my hand has been painful, so it's hard.

[Assistant] That must be hard, I'm sorry. Just do what you can though. I would help if I could.


[System] anticipating: I FINALLY get my lawn mower fixed on thursday..and I am strangely excited to use it and have my yard nice again!

[User] I FINALLY get my lawn mower fixed on thursday.

[Assistant] Thats great. Im sure it was cheaper than having to buy a brand new one.

[User] This time yes, you can get good priced parts online.  I am strangely excited to use it and have my yard nice again!

[Assistant] I bet. The grass has been growing so fast right now. Your yard is going to look great again.


[System] anticipating: I have a three month trip planned starting in September. I have been counting down the days until I leave.

[Assistant] I have a three month trip planned starting in September. I have been counting down the days until I leave.

[User] Oh my goodness! 3 months?! Where are you going?

[Assistant] I am going all over Europe. I got my route planned and everything. I cannot wait to leave.

[User] That is amazing! What places do you want to visit the most?


[System] confident: I am always the man and I repeat it as a mantra.  When someone tries to get me down I just harden up and remember that I'm probably smarter than them and do my own thing anyway

[Assistant] I am always the man and I repeat it as a mantra. When someone tries to get me down I just harden up and remember that I'm probably smarter and tougher than them.  Because I'm a M*****N BAWSSS

[Assistant] That sounds like a great way to keep yourself motivated!

[Assistant] Yessir/maam more people need to think like this honestly.  I'm a millenial and am disgusted by this underlying promotion of self-loathing...it's one thing to be humble but damn son, get that chip off your shoulder by doing something about it!!! hahaha

[Assistant] Everyone needs some way to keep them going!


[System] confident: I have been preparing for my job interview tomorrow. I think I am going to knock it out of the park.

[Assistant] I have been preparing for my job interview tomorrow. I think I am going to knock it out of the park.

[User] What kind of job?

[Assistant] Its for a financial analyst position. Ive got my best suit and tie all laid out ready to go.

[User] Well confidence is key so I bet you will get the job :)


[System] angry: I got pulled over for speeding the other day.  I know I wasnt speeding because I had my cruise control set.  Im so mad

[Assistant] Im so mad.  Ive never gotten a speeding ticket before

[User] oh no, how did it happen? were you in a hurry?

[Assistant] No, I know i wasnt speeding because I had my cruise control set.  but the cop said i was.  ugh so unfair

[User] this is the worst, i can understand why you are mad, i'd be the same as you, argh im sorry


[System] caring: My friends mother died last week. I stayed at his place for a while to chill and make sure he was ok.

[User] So my another friend of mine had his mother pass away last week.

[Assistant] Oh my, that is tragic. I hope you are there to support him.

[User] Yeah i did, Stayed at his place with him and just had a great time hanging out. He needed the distraction.

[Assistant] Good of you. Times like these can be tough and he needs all the support he can get.


[System] lonely: I just came to college and miss all my friends.

[Assistant] I just came to college and have no friends in my dorm and no one to eat with.

[User] That is pretty hard my dude. But join some clubs or get to know some people in your dorm area.

[Assistant] Yes I think I will have to do that because I don't want to feel lonely and cry in my room all day.

[User] Also try joining a club you might end up in apartment with someone next year instead of the cramped dorms.


[System] proud: I'm not perfect but I'm always confident that no matter what I do, the only person who knows what's best for me is ME and no one else.  For that I'm grateful and always know I'm the man

[Assistant] I am confident in my own judgment.  Because I am not just a man---I am THE MAN like that 50 cent song...I'm not perfect but I'm always confident that no matter what I do, the only person who knows what's best for me is ME and no one else

[User] Do you trust other people at all?  It seems like it would be hard to trust someone if you think only you can know what is best for you.

[Assistant] Nope because trusting people has gotten me mugged, stabbed, heartbroken, robbed, and rendered homeless.  Every since trusting myself I've become fully self employed, make 1200 a week, drive my own car pay my own bills and find time to hit the gym 6 days a week.  So life's pretty gravy tbh

[User] Thats great.  It seems like you turned your life around.  It just seems like it would get lonely not being able to trust anyone.


[System] hopeful: There has been this sinkhole in my yard since the hurricane hit last year and it is the cities responsibility to take care of it. I called it in about a week after the hurricane and it is almost a year since then. Yesterday someone came out and marked it with flags and Im certain that means they will begin to work on it soon.

[Assistant] There has been this sinkhole in my yard since the hurricane hit last year and it is the cities responsibility to take care of it. I called it in about a week after the hurricane and it is almost a year since then. Yesterday someone came out and marked it with flags and Im certain that means they will begin to work on it soon.

[User] how big is it ?

[Assistant] 2 feet wide and 2 feet deep

[User] ah .. well i guess its not that bad yet


[System] terrified: i was scared walking home the other night

[User] i was scared walking home the other night

[Assistant] Did you think a bear was going to eat you?

[User] no a werewolf

[Assistant] Had you forgotten your pepper spray?


[System] excited: Planning to go travelling around the world

[Assistant] I am planning to travel around the world next year, starting off in europe and ending in south america

[User] oh wow, this is my passion too, which EU country are you going to start first?

[Assistant] Have you done much travel? I am going to start in spain then go to france

[User] i have, and i plan to travel the world in 1-2 years with my wife, spain is amazing, you're going to enjoy yourself i wish you the best


[System] confident: I have SO much to get done around here before summer ends, I am feeling positive about getting it done even through pain.

[User] I have SO much to get done around here before summer ends, I am feeling positive about getting it done even through pain.

[Assistant] well atleast when you finish you can pop a beer and enjoy your hard work

[User] Not a drinker ;) lol. But I will feel accomplished. I would pop a piece of sugar really lol

[Assistant] hahaha yeah or go to a nice restaurant to feel relaxed after all that hard work

[User] People...No way! I will gorge myself and eat in, in front of my favorite show :)


[System] faithful: I was hanging out with some friends and my ex wanted me to come over, but i didnt because my wife would be mad

[Assistant] I went home over the weekend to hang out with some old high school friends and things got a little crazy

[User] As reunions go I guess. How was it crazy?

[Assistant] my ex wanted to do some stuff, but my wife wouldve been mad about that

[User] Oh wow, bet you felt guilty saying no!


[System] confident: I am figuring out my health issues, I feel through lots of research..I am getting things solved and finally feeling better.

[User] I am figuring out my health issues, I feel through lots of research, I can fix it. I am getting things solved and finally feeling better.

[Assistant] Good for you.  We only get one body, gotta take care of it best we can!

[User] I know right! It can be very complicated to figure it out. I got very sick during pregnancy...and doctors messed me up SO badly..I am finally chipping away at what they did and getting better. Slowly but surely. Amazing what herbs and organic stuff can do..and also frightening what other things and chemicals can ruin

[Assistant] Yeah there's no escaping things that humans have chemically altered, and we consistently put in our bodies.


[System] devastated: I was on a scientific mission to mars when a massive sand storm hit.  Yeah my crew thought I was dead, and they left me behind.  Really sucked.

[Assistant] I was on a scientific mission to mars when a massive sand storm hit.

[User] lol. Well then darnit I want to be a unicorn.

[Assistant] The only person stopping you from realizing your dreams is you. But yeah my crew thought I was dead, and they left me behind. Really sucked

[User] lol- Well that's true. Darn all those people who stopped me from being a unicorn. Well how on earth did you get back to earth then?

[Assistant] Never did get back.  Figured I'd hang out here and start a coffee roasting business.  I'll be the only one, so success seems likely.

[User] Or unlikely ;)


[System] sad: My dog has cancer. The surgery did not fix it so we have to put her down.

[Assistant] My dog has cancer.

[User] I am sorry to hear that.  Unfortunately a lot of dog breeds have a high risk of cancer.  Is it treatable?

[Assistant] I guess not because the surgery didn't work so we have to put her down.

[User] Oh my.  I have been in that situation before.  You have my sympathies.


[System] caring: My neighbor had her home broken into last week and was scared to stay by herself after the robbery.  We let her stay with us for a couple of nights.

[User] My neighbor was robbed at home last week.  Since then, she has been too scared to stay by herself.  We let her stay with us for a couple of nights.

[Assistant] That sounds terrifying! I wouldn't want to stay alone either. That was nice you guys took her in.

[User] She was a nervous wreck and we felt like it was a good idea for her to have some friends around for a while.

[Assistant] I don't blame her. I am sure she felt more at ease staying with you guys.


[System] sad: i was upset when i had to my sons game

[User] i was upset when i had to miss my son's game

[Assistant] that is not good, why did you miss your son's game?

[User] i wasnt able to get out of work on time due to being way too much work

[Assistant] well if it is work then it is ok because you have to put food on the table first i can relate to that


[System] annoyed: My mom dog does not want to leave her cage even to go potty. It's getting on my nerve a bit to have to take all my strength to drag her out everyday. Phew :( Good for my arm muscles I guess

[User] My mommy dog does not want to leave her cage even to go potty.

[User] Did you try to pick her up and take her outside?

[User] Can't pick her up with how low the cage is and how big she is, I just have to pull her out- She goes to the back of the cage. It's getting on my nerve a bit to have to take all my strength to drag her out everyday. Phew :( Good for my arm muscles I guess

[User] You should try and use a toy or something to get her to chase dogs love those.

[User] Nope- She has a baby in there.She does not want to go- She fights me the whole time. So frustrating.


[System] disgusted: I went out to eat at what used to be my favorite restaurant last weekend. The service was terrible and the food was gross.

[Assistant] I went out to eat at what used to be my favorite restaurant last weekend.

[User] Why do you say used to be your favorite restueraunt?

[Assistant] This time the service was terrible and the food was gross. It was recently taken over by new management.

[User] Wow.. that really stinks that that happened to your favorite resteraunt


[System] angry: My car just got stolen last night! I'm so furious!

[User] My car was stolen last night!

[Assistant] Oh no! That is horrible! Did you get it back?

[User] No and the police have no leads. They are worthless

[Assistant] That must be so stressful. I am sorry.


[System] sentimental: I found pictures from my prom the other day.  I reached out to my ex and we talked about the old days

[Assistant] I was cleaning out some old boxes after moving and found pictures from my prom

[Assistant] That's cool, was it nostalgic?

[Assistant] Yea, I messaged my ex and we were talking about those times.  It was crazy talking about those old times

[Assistant] Yeah, it's crazy to think how long ago some things are

[Assistant] It made me miss her...


[System] sentimental: I was a dog on the side of the road that got hit by a car, and I was so sad

[Assistant] I was a dog on the side of the road that got hit by a car, and I was so sad

[Assistant] oh no thats horrible.  Im glad i didnt see that, i wouldve been so upset

[Assistant] I was, I just hope that it was a stray rather than somebody's pet

[Assistant] yea thats what I was thinking too.  poor doggy :(


[System] afraid: I was walking home one night and I saw some guy standing next to a wall, luckily he didn't have any bad intentions. I was freaked out

[Assistant] I was walking home one night and I saw some guy standing next to a wall, luckily he didn't have any bad intentions. I was freaked out

[User] what time was it? please becareful with these kinds of things, you were lucky and i am glad nothing happend, but people don't realise how dangerous it is at night, why were you out so late?

[Assistant] I was walking home from the store it wasnt far but I spent some time in it

[User] please becareful my friend had his phone stolen recently because of the same thing


[System] proud: My daughter was in a ballet recital. They looked and danced so beautifully. I was very impressed by her.

[Assistant] My daughter was in a ballet recital. She danced so beautifully. I was so impressed.

[Assistant] That sounds wonderful! I bet it was amazing

[Assistant] They looked so nice. And it was in a real theater so it seemed so professional.

[Assistant] Wow! I wish I could see something like that


[System] disgusted: I ordered a meal from a restaurant yesterday and it had a hair in it!

[Assistant] I ordered a meal from a restaurant yesterday and it had a hair in it!

[Assistant] That is very disgusting. I hope you complained!

[Assistant] I did, they took it back and gave me another plate and it was free

[Assistant] That is nice. Sometimes things like this do happen, but it is not something you like to see!


[System] devastated: My mother died yesterday it was just so sudden. I am just a mess right now and can't believe it's happening.

[User] My mother died last night my friend. I am pretty out of it right now.

[User] oh im so sorry, please don't worry, i know it's tough but i learned that death is only a beginning not the end

[User] That is quite a interesting statement hmmm.

[User] just like birth, death is the start of another process unclear to us, the unseen, and i believe in this deeply, your mother is fine, she is always there


[System] sad: My best friend is moving far away. I am going to be so miserable.

[Assistant] My best friend is moving far away.

[Assistant] aww, im sorry. thats always hard

[Assistant] I am going to be so miserable

[Assistant] I hope you are able to make some new friends.  Or keep in touch with video calls


[System] annoyed: I spent a 4 hour roadtrip with my wife playing on her phone the hole time.  It was aggravating to me because i needed someone to keep me occupied while driving

[Assistant] I went on a 4 hour roadtrip the other day and i hate when people play on their phone when I am driving

[Assistant] A road trip sounds fun, but I agree with you. I feel like I am a cab driver when people are on devices and not talking to me at all.

[Assistant] Yea, if im focusing on driving, i need someone else to keep me company.  its like when someone sleeps when you are driving

[Assistant] Yeah can you take turns driving?


[System] apprehensive: I just applied for a job. I'm really nervious about them not hiring me.

[User] I just applied for a job.

[User] Good luck with that, its rough out there.

[User] Yeah, I'm really nervous that they won't hire me.

[User] I hear ya. Perhaps they will though? gotta stay positive.

[User] I will try.


[System] guilty: I got hit on by my ex the other day.  I felt bad because I didnt want my girlfriend to know that I liked it

[Assistant] I felt bad because I was texting with my ex the other day

[User] That could be embarrassing, do you have a new partner?

[Assistant] I do, I didnt want her getting mad. Especially since I really enjoyed talking to my ex again.

[User] Oh no, let's hope she's up for some action with another girl.

[Assistant] Thats not a bad idea :)


[System] surprised: it was suprising to see a guy eat a 3 lbs burger the other day

[User] it was supring to see a guy eat a 3 lbs burger the other day

[Assistant] Did he finish it all?

[User] yes and he got a free shirt

[Assistant] What did the shirt look like?


[System] terrified: Last week I was at the park with my kid and got distracted by my phone.  I looked up and my daughter was gone!  My stomach dropped and became really scared.  Luckily I found her in the tube slide.

[Assistant] Last week I was at the park with my kid and got distracted by my phone. I looked up and my daughter was gone! My stomach dropped and became really scared. Luckily I found her in the tube slide.

[User] oh god that's worse than thinking you lost your phone for a second, i am aware of the feeling, how are you feeling now

[Assistant] I feel fine and have definitely learned my lesson.

[User] what did you learn?


[System] joyful: I was walking down the street and I found a 20$ bill! I was so happy

[Assistant] I was walking down the street and I found a 20$ bill! I was so happy

[User] Did you try to find who the $20 belonged to?

[Assistant] It was just sitting in the grass, what am I supposed to do?

[User] I would feel guilty keeping money that I did not earn or that was not mine. Maybe you could give the $20 to charity?

[Assistant] I need that money at the moment, plus I donate on the regular


[System] excited: I'm really psyched because my brother just asked me to be his best man. I can't wait for the bachelor party!

[User] My brother just asked me to be his best man. I'm so psyched!

[Assistant] Dang, that's a nice honor. Shows you what he thinks of you. I would like someone to ask me to be their best man one day! Congratulations to the both of you

[User] Thanks! I can't wait for the bachelor party!

[Assistant] Oh yeah, I forgot that's one of your responsibilities! Well, you know your brother best, so I'm sure you'll know what to do. But if you think he won't like the typical drunken debauchery stripper party, don't do it just because it's the thing everyone does. When my brother had his wedding, we just sat around and played video games


[System] apprehensive: My friend wants me to go hiking with him this weekend on some sort of scary trail where there's thin walking trails along some dangerous ledges... Not really my thing, but he's been kind of lonely recently

[Assistant] My friend wants me to go hiking with him this weekend on some sort of scary trail where there's thin walking trails along some dangerous ledges... Not really my thing, but he's been kind of lonely recently

[User] Well its good that you are helping out your friend. I'm sure he appreciates it.

[Assistant] Yeah, I hope so. I have a fear of heights and I'm not much of an outdoors person. But I'm afraid of losing another friend by continuously declining to go out and hang out with them. I'm determined to change that, since I've lost a bunch of them in the past like that

[User] It's good that you are making an effort. That's more than a lot of people do.


[System] content: Going to see my long distance girlfriend this weekend, and we're going to have a movie marathon. I only get to see her every so often because of the distance. I'm excited

[Assistant] Going to see my long distance girlfriend this weekend, and we're going to have a movie marathon. I only get to see her every so often because of the distance. I'm excited

[User] oh welcome to the long distance club! i am exactly in the same situation as you, we are going on a cable car, we are going to meet in 2 weeks and i also can't wait, i feel you, LET'S HAVE  A BLAST

[Assistant] Haha, yeah it's rough sometimes. We live like a thousand miles almost exactly apart. So, we only get to see each other a few times a year. But when we do, it's great. really adds to the excitement of everything

[User] Yup i totally get you, it's same here and now it feels time is going super slow, these next 2 weeks are going to be hell before i go to see her, make sure you enjoy yourself!


[System] trusting: i knew i shouldnt have trusted my brother with my dog

[User] i knew i shouldnt have left my dog with my brother

[Assistant] What happened?

[User] my dog ran away

[Assistant] Oh no! That's sad


[System] impressed: I was at the store and this guy was carrying 20 bags! It was amazing!

[Assistant] I was at the store and this guy was carrying 20 bags! It was amazing!

[User] why was it amazing?

[Assistant] This guy looked so unathletic yet he was so strong

[User] ah thats cool then


[System] sad: My neighbor passed away a few days ago. She was a nice older lady who'd always greet me when I saw her in the hall. Didn't know her that well, but she seemed lonely. I feel kind of bad for not getting to know her better when she was still alive

[Assistant] My neighbor passed away a few days ago. She was a nice older lady who'd always greet me when I saw her in the hall. Didn't know her that well, but she seemed lonely. I feel kind of bad for not getting to know her better when she was still alive

[Assistant] Thats really sad.  Im sorry to hear that.  Getting old stinks.  I feel bad when I see someone who seems really lonely

[Assistant] I know! I think she was just a widow and most of her friends had passed away, or something. I felt like I should have gotten closer to her, but I also didn't want to intrude. I don't know, that's probably just a lame excuse. It would have been easy enough for me to do

[Assistant] Yea thats hard.  You cant do anything now, but maybe theres another neighbor that you can get close too


[System] anticipating: I am going on vacation to Hawaii next week.  I cant wait to go.  Ive already started packing

[Assistant] I am so excited! I am going to Hawaii next week

[Assistant] That really is something to get excited about! I've never been outside of the country, so I'm jealous of people that get the chance to. I hope you're able to get everything out of the trip that you want to

[Assistant] I cant wait to go.  I started packing already

[Assistant] If I were you, I'd be the same way, just counting down the days. I hope your travel goes smoothly. If you're going with someone special, I hope you guys both enjoy your time there


[System] annoyed: My cat wont stop knocking over my plates

[Assistant] My new cat wont stop knocking over the plates from the counter top

[Assistant] That sounds really annoying, i bet thats making a huge mess

[Assistant] It is! I have to clean it up afterwards so I really need to start training her more.

[Assistant] Yea train her to push the stuff into the garbage can


[System] disappointed: My friend won a contest at work that we were both going for.  he won a free trip.  i wish i won

[Assistant] I never win anything cool :(

[Assistant] Sorry to hear that. Maybe your luck will turn around soon!

[Assistant] my friend at work won a free trip that we were both going for.  i really wanted to win

[Assistant] I hope you weren't too jealous of him! I hope you win next time.


[System] trusting: I'm really gullible. I will believe anything

[User] I'm really gullible. I used to believe that a magician could pull coins out of my ears.

[User] Well if he was good at the trick its understandable. As long as you were a kid.

[User] It was six months ago. I will believe anything.

[User] Wow, you better let someone else do your due diligence you might fall victims to scammers.


[System] content: Ive been in this relationship for a few years and its nothing special but im happy with where we are at.

[Assistant] I have been in a relationship for a few years and its alright but its nothing terribly special

[User] Must be disappointing knowing the spark isn't there.

[Assistant] Im fine with it, it could be a lot worse

[User] I guess, as long as you are happy enough.


[System] surprised: my brother is doing so well at his rehab. i'm so proud of him.

[Assistant] my brother is doing so well at his rehab. i'm so proud of him

[Assistant] Im happy to hear that! That is a big step and he needs as much support as possible!

[Assistant] he was able to stand for the first time today. i'm so happy

[Assistant] I bet he feels so good about that, its amazing to watch a big milestone!

[Assistant] he went from being dead for 28 minutes to standing on his own today. i could moonwalk


[System] disappointed: Last weekend I had a plan to go to the springs with a couple of my friends and camp out. We ended up not going at all because the weather got really bad. I was really upset because everyone took off work and we probably wont be able to all get together like that again this summer.

[Assistant] Last weekend I had a plan to go to the springs with a couple of my friends and camp out. We ended up not going at all because the weather got really bad. I was really upset because everyone took off work and we probably wont be able to all get together like that again this summer.

[Assistant] that stinks i'm sorry.

[Assistant] Yeah. I should have thought ahead more about the weather, I didnt think it could totally ruin the entire thing

[Assistant] our weather has been so extreme this year. its scary.


[System] surprised: My coworkers unexpectedly gave me a birthday cake this past week. It was a sweet gesture.

[User] My co-workers were really sweet to me a few days ago.

[User] That's awesome! What did they do?

[User] They unexpectedly gave me a birthday cake during our weekly meeting a few days ago. It was really cool!

[User] That is really cool! You have some really great coworkers!


[System] prepared: I'm always ready for anything. I carry so much stuff with me just in case!

[User] I'm always ready for anything

[User] That's good! Always smart to be prepared!

[User] Yup! Although I carry a lot of stuff around just in case.

[User] Yeah, I always make sure to have things like band-aids or tape with me in case of emergencies.


[System] disappointed: I asked this girl that I liked out on a date and she said no.  I was sad that it didnt work out

[Assistant] I asked a girl out on a date the other day.  It didnt go the way I expected

[User] Good for you, how did it turn out?

[Assistant] she said no.  I was bummed

[User] At least you tried, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Don't give up.


[System] caring: My friend got evicted out of his apartment. I had to take in his 2 dogs who are just the cutest.

[User] So my friend got evicted from his apartment recently and he has 2 dogs.

[User] that sucks, perhaps he should of be saving his money to pay for his apartment, instead of having two dogs.

[User] Well i took in his two dogs for the moment. He got evicted due to his roommate not his expenses mind you.

[User] Well that was nice of you, glad you took the dogs in.


[System] apprehensive: Just got a new position after the old manager was fired

[User] So I just got promoted to manager...

[Assistant] That sounds very depressing.

[User] It kind of is, the other one got fired because of low profit. I can't make the store busier.

[Assistant] You will for sure be next if it stays like that.

[User] Yeah, got to think of something or I am doomed.


[System] afraid: I started bleeding when I poo.

[Assistant] I started bleeding when i poo.

[User] Have you gone to a doctor about it yet?

[Assistant] I'm concerned they will tell me something i do not want to hear.

[User] Well would you rather have it creep up on you out of the blue?


[System] apprehensive: As a teenager my family moved around a lot. I never looked forward to entering a new school.

[User] As a teenager my family moved around a lot. I never looked forward to entering a new school.

[User] That sucks, I imagine nothing ever became familiar to you.

[User] You just get settled in and then you go again.

[User] Yeah, a bit like how my employment goes.


[System] afraid: I was driving and this guy started following no matter which turn i took.  I was worried that he was going to follow me home

[Assistant] I was on my drive home from work today and this guy started following me.  It was kind of scary

[Assistant] oh my goodness. what did you do? are you alright?

[Assistant] I was worried he was going to follow me home.  eventually he went a different way.  but it was scary

[Assistant] i would have pulled into a public place or police station. i'm so sorry that happened to you but glad you are ok.


[System] lonely: i miss my familly so much

[Assistant] i miss my familly so much

[Assistant] Do they live far away from you?

[Assistant] they live 800 miles away and it makes it so hard when i miss them this much.

[Assistant] wow that is far.  I hope you guys use video chats

[Assistant] sometimes. it's hard because i have a ton of nieces and nephews and most of them are too young to have their own phones.


[System] disgusted: i walked in to the bathroom at work after someone used it

[Assistant] i walked in to the bathroom at work after someone used it

[Assistant] uhoh.  I hope it was ok.

[Assistant] oh no it stunk and they clogged the toilet.

[Assistant] ewww thats so gross.  I hope you didnt have to clean it up

[Assistant] oh no i turned right around and walked it. it was awful and i wasn't going to deal with it.


[System] surprised: I recently got back together with my wife after a brief separation.  We rekindled our romance

[Assistant] My wife and I were taking a break for a little while, but we found a spark recently

[Assistant] that is awesome. stay positive i hope things will work out.

[Assistant] Yea I was shocked when she came over the other day, but then things really started clicking.  I think things are really turning around

[Assistant] i'm so glad. marriage is tough but when you love each other it's work the effort.


[System] confident: I went on a date the yesterday and it went really well. I think we are going out again

[Assistant] i went on a date last night

[User] Oh really did you meet them from tinder

[Assistant] lol. no a friend. it went really well too

[User] Try not to scare them away, could be your last shot at love.

[Assistant] it could be


[System] proud: Winning our sunday league football title when we were underdogs

[Assistant] Last year we won our football league when we were actually underdogs, it was a fantastic moment!

[Assistant] How did you celebrate after?

[Assistant] We all went out for a night out, you could say alot of alcohol was drank haha

[Assistant] What's your favorite alcohol to drink?

[Assistant] Beer for sure! Yours?


[System] surprised: I was at Taco Bell and someone paid for my food! I couldn't believe it!

[Assistant] I was at Taco Bell and someone paid for my food! I couldn't believe it!

[User] That is pretty awesome my dude.

[Assistant] I was tempted to pay for the person behind me, but im a little short on money. I shouldn't have been there anyways

[User] Man that would of been cool but thinking about that was cool.


[System] prepared: Took a friend home after he was done with work. He forgot his umbrella in my car a while back and it started to rain hard. Gave him his umbrella back and smiled as he got into his house dry.

[User] So i was taking a friend home from work one day and it started to rain as we got to his place. Like a down pour.

[Assistant] Did he get soaked?

[User] Nope because the umbrella he forgot a while back was in my car.

[Assistant] That's good


[System] impressed: Tesla's new autopilot drove autonomously for 4 miles

[Assistant] My new Tesla has a new autopilot and it drove autonomously for 4 miles!

[User] That's so cool! I would love to have a car like that!

[Assistant] Yes its really impressive with all its technology that I wouldnt have even dreamed about!

[User] Yeah, I feel like we are living in a science fiction movie sometimes!


[System] grateful: My parents took me out eat. It was a really nice thing for them to do.

[User] My parents took me out to eat at a fancy restaurat last night.

[Assistant] Thats so nice of them! Did you enjoy it?

[User] Yeah I did, and it was a really kind and generous thing for them to do.

[Assistant] I agree, they must really love you a lot


[System] embarrassed: I was at the fair and I spilled my drink all over me. I was soaked

[Assistant] I was at the fair and I spilled my drink all over me. I was soaked

[User] Well did people  help you get cleaned off.

[Assistant] No, I had to go home and change

[User] Hopefully you didn't miss the best part of the fair. That would be unlucky


[System] nostalgic: I walked through my old neighborhood

[Assistant] I walked through my old neighborhood this past weekend. All sorts of memories came flooding back.

[Assistant] I love when that happens!  I did the same thing not too long ago when I was in the area I grew up in.

[Assistant] I know right, I love the blast of nostalgia which makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside

[Assistant] Yup!  It really makes you appreciate life!


[System] angry: I am so mad!  I just got charged double for something I only got one of!

[Assistant] I am so mad! I just got charged double for something I only got one of!

[Assistant] Oh my, I hope it was only a sincere error and not the charger being malicious

[Assistant] The check out person didn't look the brightest and I should have known to check before I left.  The place is like 30 minutes away.  Now it's not worth wasting the gas to get it fixed.

[Assistant] Ugh that must be so aggravating that you can't even get your money back. I would suggest calling and telling the manager.


[System] ashamed: I work in a restaurant and I spit on a customers food for the first time. I feel a little bad about it

[User] I work in a restaurant and I spit on a customers food yesterday.

[Assistant] Oh my, why on earth did you do that?

[User] He was being really rude, but I still feel a little bad about it.

[Assistant] As you should, spitting in food is never the right answer. Hopefully you learned something from this.


[System] terrified: I heard a strange noise coming from the kitchen late at night

[Assistant] So I heard a strange noise coming from the kitchen late at night

[User] Oh really? Did you go check it out?

[Assistant] Yea, turned out it was just the wind. It was terrifying nonetheless

[User] Yeah I think I would have felt the same!


[System] faithful: I let go the wheel and let autopilot steer my car

[Assistant] I probably shouldn't have, but I let go the wheel and let autopilot steer my car for 2 miles

[User] Why inspired you to do that?

[Assistant] I just had so much faith in my new Tesla that I thought I would let it drive itself

[User] I suppose if any car should be fit for such a task, it would be a Tesla.


[System] furious: I recently purchased a new car, and within the week got rear-ended in traffic

[User] I recently purchased a new car, and within the week got rear-ended in traffic

[Assistant] Sorry to hear that! It must be infuriating to have that happen

[User] It was. The dealership didn't believe it when I called them to ask for repair.

[Assistant] Neither would I. Hopefully, the other person is paying up for the damage at least


[System] nostalgic: I was at the mall and I smelled the sweet smell of cinnamon rolls. It reminded me of home

[Assistant] I was at the mall and I smelled the sweet smell of cinnamon rolls. It reminded me of home

[Assistant] that is awesome. where is your "home"?

[Assistant] It's in a country called Bulgaria, my mom used to make homemade cinnamon rolls

[Assistant] that is amazing. my mom never really cooked for us but she was a great mom. i bet you miss home.


[System] sentimental: i am on some meds that are making me feel totally off

[Assistant] i am on some meds that are making me feel totally off

[Assistant] What are they making you feel like?

[Assistant] physically, mentally, and emotionally just all over the place.

[Assistant] Wow, that seems bad. Why are you taking them?

[Assistant] i'm trying to get better so i'm trying out different options.


[System] impressed: I just had a really good meal. It was something I thought I didn't like but It was still pretty good!

[User] I had a surprisingly good meal last night.

[User] oh really, did you prepare it yourself.

[User] No it was at a restaurant. It's not something I usually order but my friend convenienced me to do it.

[User] well good thing you listened

[User] Yeah I was pretty suprised!


[System] terrified: I saw a strange figure in the woods

[Assistant] I saw a strange figure in the woods whilst camping last weekend.

[User] That must have frightened you.  Was it the beef jerky sasquatch?

[Assistant] It was actually and terrifying! unfortunately I only had a potato camera on me so no one believes me I show them the picture

[User] What is a potato camera?


[System] furious: Water is not working in the house. I have been sitting here all day waiting for the plumber to show up.

[User] I have been without water all day at my house.

[Assistant] Oh my, how are you going to bathe and use the restroom?

[User] I have been waiting on the plumber all day and he still hasn't shown up!  Im upset!

[Assistant] As you should be! I think you need to call another plumber


[System] confident: I'm really good at my job. My boss can always count on me to get the job done!

[User] I'm really good at my job

[User] That's awesome. Do the people you work with know it?

[User] Yeah my boss can always count on me to do my job well.

[User] I hope you get a raise soon


[System] trusting: Our teenage son drove his car for the first time today

[Assistant] Our teenage son drove his car for the first time today

[Assistant] That's great! What kind of car?

[Assistant] Its a gently used Honda Accord. He had driving lessons first lol

[Assistant] Good, my son could be driving, but he doesn't have a car to drive or the real need to. He likes to walk to places

[Assistant] We finally trusted him with this huge responsibility


[System] angry: I asked my friend to water my plants while I was on vacation but she didn't and they died. I was so mad

[Assistant] I asked my friend to water my plants while I was on vacation but she didn't and they died. I was so mad

[Assistant] Oh no ! Did she offer to replace the cost of the plants at least ?

[Assistant] No, but we have always been good friends. The plants were not that expensive, I really wasn't that mad. She had a minor fender bender and forgot about it

[Assistant] Oh thats quite understandable then ! I try to never let small things overcome a good relationship with friends =)


[System] afraid: I did not want to go on the rollercoaster

[Assistant] I really did not want to go on the rollercoaster. It looked so fast and scary

[User] I am scared of those things too.  Where did you go?

[Assistant] It was in canada's wonderland. I was afraid and ended up skipping it!

[User] I don't blame you one bit!


[System] jealous: I took the wife to lunch for our anniversary today.  I caught her flirting with the waiter.

[User] I took the wife to lunch today for our anniversary.

[Assistant] Nice! Always good to go on a date and celebrate your love.

[User] You would think so, however, I caught her flirting with the bartender.

[Assistant] Oh! Sorry to hear that! Will you get a divorce now?


[System] nostalgic: I smelled my ex's perfume

[Assistant] I smelled the perfume my ex used to wear in the mall today

[User] Oh man that stink. I bet you will find someone though.

[Assistant] I hope so because I felt so nostalgic about being loved and sharing the joys of life

[User] Yeah we've all felt that at some point in life.


[System] joyful: My sister just told me that she is having a baby. I'm so excited for her and her husband!

[User] My sister just told me that she is having a baby!

[Assistant] It must be such an exciting time for her and your family!

[User] Yeah I'm so happy for her and her husband!

[Assistant] Get a nice gift for her to let her know how happy you are for them!

[User] I certainly will!


[System] prepared: I have been training for the football match all week

[Assistant] I have been training for the football match all week. The hardest I have ever trained

[User] Do you think you have pushed your self enough or are you worried?

[Assistant] I think I have pushed myself enough, I feel prepared and think my team is going to win the match

[User] Great, I wish you all the lucky in the world.


[System] nostalgic: I remember when I was young, if your parents wanted to know where you were, they'd go looking for your bicycle lol

[Assistant] I remember when I was young, if your parents wanted to know where you were, they'd go looking for your bicycle lol

[User] Wow you must be pretty old, did you have indoor plumping

[Assistant] lol not that old. :) It's just before we had cell phones. The playground was OUR Playstation

[User] Well that sounds pretty fun, It must have been nice to grow up during the 60s

[Assistant] it was quite fun, but we had worries too. Like no seat belts in cars !


[System] disappointed: my boss has been taking advantage of me being a hard worker

[Assistant] my boss has been taking advantage of me being a hard worker

[User] That's aweful! What do they do?

[Assistant] what does who do?

[User] Your boss. How do they take advantage of you?

[Assistant] she makes me work alone and doesn't do that to anyone else. it drives me nuts.


[System] disappointed: I meet with my boss today thinking I was getting a raise. Turns out they just wanted to talk with me about a client.

[User] I meet with my boss today thinking I was getting a raise. I didn't get a raise.

[Assistant] why did you not get your raise?

[User] I don't know. My boss never asks to meet with me so I thought we we're going to talk about me getting a raise.

[Assistant] that stinks. i know how that feels.


[System] anticipating: We saved up all year to take a nice beach vacation.  This was the first time we've even taken a family vacation.

[Assistant] We saved up all year to take a nice beach vacation.

[User] That's awesome. Was it worth it?

[Assistant] So worth it!  It was our first family vacation, so it was really special.

[User] I hope you got plenty of photo's?


[System] confident: I studied hard for my math exam. Don't think I can fail.

[Assistant] Just got my marks best for the test

[Assistant] that is awesome.

[Assistant] It was in math, I got an 95%.

[Assistant] i really wish i would be able to do so well in math


[System] disappointed: i really want to lose weight but keep just binge eating.

[Assistant] i really want to lose weight but keep just binge eating.

[Assistant] What is your goal weight?

[Assistant] under 200 so i can go horseback riding.

[Assistant] I love horses, what other sports do you play?

[Assistant] none really. i like to excercise and be outdoors.


[System] surprised: I was at a local restaurant that my wife really likes, and apparently it was the restaurant's anniversary so they gave us a free (small) desert.

[Assistant] I took my wife to one of her favorite restaurants, and apparently today was their anniversary so they gave us a free (small) desert. It was kind of nice, really.

[Assistant] Did she appreciate it?

[Assistant] It was cheesecake and the wife LOVES cheesecake, so I'd say her clean plate counts as a yes.

[Assistant] That's amazing, I would love to have some today.


[System] terrified: When I went in to a haunted house and a guy chased us. It was halloween.

[Assistant] Wow just got chased through a haunted house.

[Assistant] What was chasing you?

[Assistant] A person pretending to be a ghost.

[Assistant] I bet your friends were laughing the whole time!

[Assistant] Oh they were, but I got the last laugh.


[System] furious: My sister just got laid off from her job and it made me so angry.

[User] My sister just got laid off from her job. I'm so angry.

[User] Why are you angry, did you sister get unfairly fired?

[User] Yes, I thought the company did so very unfairly and it was due to their inability to balance their budget.

[User] Sounds like in the long run they will all end up fired if they don't get their money right


[System] grateful: I am so glad I have good friends in my life. They always pick me up when I am down

[Assistant] I am so glad to have good friends

[User] Good for you!

[Assistant] They are always there when I need them. I got rid of the bad apples long ago

[User] That's great. Its good that you have a support network like that.

[Assistant] It is. They are llike family


[System] afraid: I'm scared of the dark, but I have to walk home from work in the dark. It is really nerve wraking.

[User] I'm scared of the dark, but I have to walk home from work in the dark.

[Assistant] Are you always alone?

[User] Yeah it makes the walk home pretty nerve wraking

[Assistant] I can imagine. Why don't you take a lyft or uber?

[User] I don't make enough money to do that

[Assistant] A walking buddy then? they should be free.


[System] impressed: The time my friend made the hockey team. He worked so hard.

[Assistant] Proud of my friend! He recently made a hockey team.

[User] That's great. Is it his first year?

[Assistant] It's his first time trying yes, junior hockey./

[User] Wow how exciting, has he been practicing a lot?


[System] lonely: Just got ditched by my friend for the third time this week, when trying to make plans. Wish people weren't so flaky these days. Why does it feel like I'm putting in more effort to hang out with people than vice versa?

[Assistant] Just got ditched by my friend for the third time this week, when trying to make plans. Wish people weren't so flaky these days. Why does it feel like I'm putting in more effort to hang out with people than vice versa?

[Assistant] Its definitely not fair. It seems almost as if people do not TRY to create a friendship or are playing both ends of the candle to see which bargain (plans) per friends are better, and then make a choice

[Assistant] Not sure how to approach it. On the one hand we used to be good friends, and hung out all the time in college. Now after we graduated, they've grown distant. I don't want to be annoying, but I want to be available too, you know? Cause friendships are hard to maintain/create as you get older

[Assistant] Yes, true friends understand and will work around your schedule and won't put you off, or make you feel like you have done something wrong.


[System] hopeful: My husbands open heart surgery for Monday was postponed. We have to deal with Kidney related issues now.

[Assistant] My husbands open heart surgery for Monday was postponed. We have to deal with Kidney related issues now

[Assistant] Sorry to hear that. My parents used to struggle with health issues too, and I'd worry just as much as they would. Do you know when it may be rescheduled for?

[Assistant] Thank you. We have to treat the symptoms of the Chronic Kidney Disease first, and then tend to the heart surgery next. We have a long road ahead.

[Assistant] It sounds like you're patient and prepared to take it. I wish the best for you guys!


[System] nostalgic: i really enjoy family traditions

[Assistant] i really enjoy family traditions

[Assistant] That is good. What are some of your favorites?

[Assistant] pumpkin patch picking. making thanksgiving dinner. opening gifts on christmas morning all together.

[Assistant] Those are really cool traditions.

[Assistant] we've been doing them so long it feels weird to imagine anything else.


[System] hopeful: I just applied for a new job. I am really counting on getting it.

[Assistant] I just applied for a new job.

[Assistant] that's cool. what kind of job did you apply for?

[Assistant] It's at a law firm. I am counting on getting it.

[Assistant] that would be amazing. i hope it works out for you.


[System] impressed: When my mother went back to school. She's studying nursing.

[Assistant] Proud of my mom.

[User] That's awesome! Why are you proud of her?

[Assistant] She decided to go back to school and studying nursing.

[User] Good for her. It's great that she is pursuing her dreams!


[System] sad: I miss my Grandma. She died when I was a kid.

[User] I miss my Grandma.

[Assistant] What happened to your grama?

[User] She died when I was a kid from cancer.

[Assistant] I'm sorry to hear that ,were you close?

[User] Yeah we were. I would be at her house almost every day durning the summer


[System] afraid: Before my final exam on of the semester. I needed a 90% to pass.

[Assistant] Just scared about my exam.

[Assistant] Why's that?

[Assistant] I need a 90% to pass the course for the year.

[Assistant] Sounds pretty tough


[System] afraid: When I got in to a car accident and injured my arm. The car was on fire.

[Assistant] I had a horrible car wreck.

[Assistant] That is awful. I hope you are okay!!!

[Assistant] I am but my arm is cut badly, I'm feeling quite bad

[Assistant] I'm so sorry that happened to you. It must have been so scary.


[System] grateful: i  really have a blessed life and i am so happy

[Assistant] i really have a blessed life and i am so happy

[User] Well you must be very lucky then.

[Assistant] i have had a rough go of things during my life and i'm finally doing good

[User] Things seem to go in cycles, sometimes you just got to make it through the other side.

[Assistant] this is proven true of my life honestly.


[System] guilty: I got a speeding ticket today and did not realize I was speeding. The look on the policeman's face though, was as if I robbed a bank !

[Assistant] I got a speeding ticket today and did not realize I was speeding. The look on the policeman's face though, was as if I robbed a bank !

[User] Wow, how fast were you going?

[Assistant] I was going 44 in a 30.  I was late for work, and I guess it just slipped my mind.

[User] That can happen to anyone though. It was speeding, but at least it wasn't wreckless driving!


[System] confident: I get my final grades this week and I think I did great this time.

[User] I get my final grades for last semester this week and I am sure I did great.

[Assistant] That is awesome. What is your future endeavor comprised of ?

[User] It's going to be electric engineering.

[Assistant] Thats quite the diverse field ! My son changed that major because it has too much Math involved. He graduated with an Infomatics degree


[System] annoyed: Today at work there was a coworker who was not doing nearly as much work as the rest of us and it was annoying

[User] This guy at work is really annoying me.

[Assistant] What is he doing?

[User] Nothing. Thats the problem everyone else is doing the majority of the work.

[Assistant] Can't you report him?

[User] The problem is, He is super close to the manager and she loves him because they have "a thing" going on and thats even more frustrating

[Assistant] That's no good.


[System] excited: I am going back to school. I never thought I would. I can't wait

[Assistant] I am going back to school after 15 years

[User] Wow that,s exciting! What are you planning on majoring in?

[Assistant] I was a psych major before. I am going to see how well that goes first. I might be too old to remember all that stuff

[User] That's a very interesting field. Are you nervous?

[Assistant] I am because everyone will probably be younger, but I am determined to get a degree.

[User] Much luck to you!

[Assistant] Thanks


[System] faithful: A girl tried to kiss me a party. I said no.

[Assistant] I had to keep faithful at the party.

[Assistant] What was tempting you?

[Assistant] A beautiful young blonde girl, she wanted to kiss.

[Assistant] Yes, that sounds quite hard!  Good for you for being faithful though!


[System] content: I am really happy with life right now.  Things just seem to always go my way!

[Assistant] I am really happy with life right now. Things just seem to always go my way!

[Assistant] What went right last?

[Assistant] I got a promotion at work, and my health is good!

[Assistant] Wow where are you working? That's amazing.


[System] disgusted: i hate being around negative people and situations

[Assistant] i hate being around negative people and situations

[Assistant] I do too! Have you had a specific situation lately?

[Assistant] yes, work has been really negative lately

[Assistant] That sucks. You can't really get away from that situation. Maybe look for a new job?

[Assistant] i really need this job so i can't afford to leave


[System] hopeful: Waiting to get my final marks back, I thought I did go.

[Assistant] I'm worried about my final exam.

[User] I'm sure you'll be fine if you study enough!

[Assistant] I did study hard I think I got above an 80%.

[User] Excellent I hope so


[System] annoyed: My best friend cancelled our plans last minute.  We'd been planning a night out for months.

[Assistant] My bff cancelled our plans last minute

[User] I hate when that happens. It's such a bummer!

[Assistant] I know!  We'd been planning a night out for months.

[User] I'm sorry. You should go out and enjoy yourself and rub it in their face!


[System] nostalgic: Found my old Pooh Bear stuffed animal. I gave him a hug and took him back to my apartment.

[User] Hey man guess what i found my old Pooh Bear doll.

[User] Oh that's really cool. Was it from your childhood?

[User] Yeah was such a crazy thing to find thought he was gone.

[User] Well I think it's really good you found such a cool think from your childhood


[System] caring: I really like my brother. We are really good friends.

[User] I really like my brother. I've looked after him since we were both little.

[User] Thats good wish my brother was like that.

[User] Yeah we are really good friends too.

[User] Man that just makes me jealous some.


[System] guilty: I drank the last of my roommate's beer last night.

[User] I drank the last of my roommate's beer last night. He still doesn't know.

[User] How likely is he to go ape shit?

[User] Probably 11 on the 1 to 10 scale.

[User] You may want to replace that beer. lol


[System] impressed: Today on my way to work I saw a man doing a wheely on his bike.

[User] Me: I was driving to work and saw a black guy with dreads doing a wheely on a bike that looked like it was for a 12 year old. It was pretty impresive

[User] Oh yeah, I have seen those kind of micro bikes before. Takes some skill I suppose.

[User] It was just a regular pedal bike

[User] Maybe that's all he could spare for. Still got to stunt whenever possible.

[User] I was like dang that dude is getting it much respect


[System] nostalgic: Watching old disney movies with my mother. They don't make movies like this anymore.

[Assistant] I really love disney.

[Assistant] Yep I like them too. Especially Frozen.

[Assistant] My favorite is 100 dalmatians. The movies from the 2000s were so nostalgic.

[Assistant] Oh yea, that movie was one of my favorites when I was a child


[System] annoyed: My cat keeps knocking over my dominos

[Assistant] My cat keeps knocking over my card sculptures.

[Assistant] I love cats, did you punish her?

[Assistant] I love them too. Its annoying but I just scold her since she's only a kitten.

[Assistant] What is her name?


[System] hopeful: i am really excited about trying to have a baby with my husband.

[Assistant] i am really excited about trying to have a baby with my husband

[User] Oh that's awesome. Finally ready for the baby?

[Assistant] we have been trying for 6 years and haven't had any luck

[User] I see. That's a long time. I wish you the best of luck this time!

[Assistant] thank you. i'm trying to stay positive.


[System] anxious: I'm going to ride a jet ski for the first time this weekend.

[User] I'm going to ride a jet ski for the first time this weekend.

[Assistant] that is so stinking awesome

[User] Yeah I am excited and yet a bit nervous at the same time. Should be an experience.

[Assistant] it will be an adrenaline rush for sure


[System] hopeful: Maybe one day i'll make enough for my family.

[Assistant] Maybe one day i'll make enough money for my family.

[Assistant] Are you not able to make ends meet right now?

[Assistant] It is very hard, but i know one day it'll turn around

[Assistant] That's a good attitude to have!  Stay strong!


[System] terrified: I went on my first roller coaster last month!  I was scared out of my mind and was sweating bullets!

[Assistant] I went on my first roller coaster last month! I was scared out of my mind and was sweating bullets!

[Assistant] I would never be able to do that!

[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think I will do that again!

[Assistant] Stay on the ground my friend.


[System] joyful: We are having a birthday party for my mom this weekend.  I am excited to see all of my family.  I think it will be a fun time

[Assistant] I am really excited for this weekend

[User] That's great! What do you have planned?

[Assistant] my whole family is getting together for my moms birthday.  Im excited to see all of my family members.  it should be a lot of fun

[User] That does sound like a lot of fun!


[System] sentimental: I visited my old high school yesterday. Man, it really brought me back

[User] I visited my old high school yesterday

[Assistant] That had to be a weird feeling.  How was it?

[User] I was suprised. It really brought back a lot of fond memories.

[Assistant] I can imagine.  Ive never been back to mine, but i can still picture in my mind what it looks like


[System] annoyed: My coworkers are really annoying. They talk like they are knowledgable, but really they are terrible about their jobs.

[User] My coworkers are really annoying.

[Assistant] Uh oh! I would hate that

[User] Yeah they talk like they know it all but they are terrible at their jobs.

[Assistant] That's always got to be the worst thing to deal with


[System] confident: Before my final exam, I studied very hard. It's on calculus.

[Assistant] Feeling quite confident going in to this exam.

[User] Oh yeah? What is the exam for? I hope you do well.

[Assistant] It's a calculus exam, I need to score over a 60%.

[User] Oh man I always found calculus to be really tough. I'm glad you seem confident.


[System] excited: I have a really awesome beach trip coming up next week. I cant wait to take some time off of work.

[Assistant] I cant wait to take some time off of work. I have an awesome beach trip coming up next week.

[Assistant] Thats awesome.  Make sure you wear sunscreen.  Dont want to get burned

[Assistant] That would be the worst. I cant wait to just lay around all day drinking cold beers on the beach.

[Assistant] I need some time off of work too.  Maybe I should take a vacation!


[System] guilty: I cheated on my wife with my high school girlfriend when I went to my High school reunion.  I dont know if I should tell her

[Assistant] I went to my high school reunion the other day and got myself into some trouble

[Assistant] Uh oh. A little too much to drink?

[Assistant] Yea, and I cheated on my wife with my high school girlfriend.  I dont know if I should tell her.  I feel bad about it

[Assistant] That is about as bad as it can get right there. I think you might have to tell her. The guilt will eat you alive.


[System] surprised: it was suprising when i saw this guy eat a 3 lbs burger the other day

[User] it was suprising when i saw this guy eat a 3 lbs burger the other day

[User] Wow he must have been hungry as hell.

[User] yea and he got a free t shirt

[User] oh it was one of those chalenges things?


[System] devastated: My ex wife and I got a divorce a couple years back. Hardest thing I have ever gone through.

[User] I got a divorce a few years back. It was pretty rough

[User] how are you doing now ?

[User] Doing much better. It took about a year to finally get it official but life goes on you know?

[User] yea thats good though that you are moving forward


[System] furious: The ref called my goal back that I scored. He didn't see it go in.

[Assistant] This ref had the gall to call off my goal.

[Assistant] Damn was it a bogus call or what

[Assistant] It was, he couldn't see the angle it went in at.

[Assistant] Well I hope you'll have a better ref next time...just keep hustling