[System] nostalgic: For some reason, when I hear the song "Walking In Memphis" I picture happy moments of my childhood in Hong Kong watching "Sesame Street" with my mom, picnics on the beach, and stuffed animals; my parents must have played that song a lot back then

[Assistant] When I hear the song "Walking In Memphis" I'm whisked back to vivid memories of watching "Sesame Street" with my mom in our Hong Kong apartment, fun picnics on the beach, and stuffed animals in my room...guessing they must have played that song a lot back then

[Assistant] That is such a beautiful memory to have. I love that we forever have moments like this... How cool Hong Kong!

[Assistant] Thanks :) I had a pretty happy childhood...how bout you, do you have a song that triggers memories?

[Assistant] I do actually quite a few mainly old country songs like daddys hands is a big one super oldie! :)


[System] afraid: of getting older. getting sick!

[Assistant] I know I shouldnt be scared this young of death but I am.

[Assistant] Do you have a past traumatic experience?

[Assistant] My mom and dad both died from health issues when they were not very old.

[Assistant] Sorry to hear that.  I'm positive you'll be smart about your lifestyle choices though


[System] anxious: I think it's funny how I got the lead role for "The Selfish Giant" in my elementary school play....I was the shyest kid in my class and was really nervous at first...but I nailed it twice and had parents and teachers crying when my character died, it was hilariously cool

[Assistant] Back in elementary school I got the lead role in a play, "The Selfish Giant" based off Oscar Wilde's short novel...I was really nervous and timid at first...but knocked em dead 2 nights in a row, had parents and teachers crying and applauding it was pretty hilarious

[Assistant] Some things like that you wont ever forget thats pretty rad

[Assistant] Yeah you're right about that

[Assistant] you should do it again just for the heck of it


[System] content: I love laying in my bed in the morning

[User] I never feel more at peace than laying at my bed in the morning.

[User] Sometimes I feel the same as you ... but I get up and move on

[User] It's not bad to lay around all day if you want.

[User] That's right ... I wish I could do that ... disconnect


[System] disgusted: when i stepped in dog poop outside barefoot

[Assistant] So the other day I was walking barefoot right? Can you guess what happened next!?

[User] Did you stub your toe?

[Assistant] I wish... i totally stepped right in a fresh pile of dog...

[User] Oh no! That's even worse! Did you puke a little? I would've thrown up!


[System] trusting: I believed my boyfriend when he said he didn't go have dinner with his female coworker.

[User] This woman approached me on Facebook Messenger about how she is seeing my boyfriend behind my back. They work together which is how they know each other. I approached my boyfriend about this but I believe him.

[Assistant] What did he say?

[User] That he didn't do anything like that.

[Assistant] Always good to trust your spouse, but I would be on the fence a bit and have my eye out too.


[System] angry: I'm livid when I hear about my friend's situation with his kids.  He's a single dad with 2 daughters but his ex-wife just takes advantage of his generosity.

[Assistant] I feel mad when I hear about my friend's situation with his 2 daughters.  He's a single dad who works 10 hour shifts 6 days a week and the ex-wife collects the child support cash to pamper her new boyfriend

[User] That is pretty bad situation he is in. I feel little mad myself too.

[Assistant] It's ridiculous, and what's worse he's a good sport and jokes about it....but I told him to find a lawyer and tell CPS

[User] Yeah i would say the same to him too man.


[System] proud: When i first started playing hockey i wasn't great at it. When i was finally into the game on my last year of playing i finally scored a goal.

[User] I played Ice Hockey when i was younger and i wasn't that great at first.

[Assistant] When did you start getting better

[User] My first goal ever after 5 years ended up being in my last season of playing. So it took me long but i am was happy in the end.

[Assistant] That's pretty cool


[System] caring: My brother has been terribly ill, I'm taking him to his doctor's appointment tomorrow but I'm concerned.

[User] My brother has been really sick. I'm taking him to his doctor's appointment tomorrow and hopefully after that I can find something to cheer him up.

[Assistant] How old is he? I really hope its nothing serious :/

[User] 18, so he's too young and I'm hoping the same. But if it is, I will be there for him.

[Assistant] wow that really is TOO young! Lets hope its nothing serious. He will get thru it regardless.


[System] joyful: that i am going on vacation tomorrow!

[Assistant] Guess what tomorrow is?

[User] What is it?

[Assistant] VACATION DAYYYYYYYYYY YESSSSSS Can you tell I am ready for it or what?

[User] I can tell! Are you doing anything special for it?


[System] anxious: I had to go to the doctor recently to get something checked out, I was definitely nervous about the outcome.

[User] I had to go to the doctor recently to get something checked, always makes me worried going there.

[User] Are you going to be okay

[User] Yes fortunately it wasn't a serious condition in the end.

[User] I am glad you are okay


[System] furious: I was very mad when my parents punished my brother was something he did not do. It just made me mad

[User] I was mad when my brother got in trouble for no reason. My parents punished him for the wrong reasons

[User] That doesn't seem fair, I  hope they changed their ways eventually.

[User] They did, it was too late though

[User] That's unfortunate, I wonder if he's forgiven them?


[System] impressed: My daughter has gone through elementary school with all As!

[User] Do you want to know something incredible? My daughter is!

[Assistant] thats so sweet i bet she is how old is she?

[User] She's 10 and made it through first through fifth grade with all As on every one of her report cards!

[Assistant] omg i cant wait to see what that feels like as a parent congrats!


[System] annoyed: when i lost my wallet at the store

[Assistant] I am having a day let me tell you.. not in a good way either.

[User] Oh no, please tell me what's going on! Can I help?

[Assistant] Not really but maybe just by listening to be complain! LOL - i lost my wallet and my keys in the store today

[User] That's the worst, I'm sure it was an annoyance!


[System] joyful: I was so happy when i moved out of my parents. I never felt so much freedom and was extremely happy.

[User] man, when i moved out of my parents place it was such a happy feeling.

[Assistant] Nice I can relate.  How old were you when you moved out

[User] I was 20 at the time when i moved out. But all that freedom was just a great feeling.

[Assistant] That's cool. I was 17 when I first moved out.  Now I'm 26, fully self-employed and hang out with whoever I want to.  But I had to have a lot of faith in myself


[System] grateful: Even though I'm not rich yet I wake up every day with gratitude in living life on my own terms

[Assistant] Though I've got a long ways to go I'm waking up everyday with gratitude in living life how I want, answering to nobody.  It's pretty awesome

[User] That is pretty great! I like it when you can wake up and not care about stuff.

[Assistant] Yup got fired from my last job about 5 months ago...but instead of panicking I just buckled down and focused all my energy on making money everyday.  And for the first time paid rent with 100% self-employed profit so pretty happy bout that

[User] That is pretty awesome! I wish i could do stuff like that.


[System] grateful: I was so happy when my dad got me a truck. It was just a nice surprise

[User] I was happy when my dad got me a truck. It was a nice surprise

[User] Did he get it for you for a specific reason or just because?

[User] I was turning 18 and needed it for school

[User] That's so kind of him! What a dad!


[System] anticipating: I'm starting a new job soon.

[User] I'm starting my new job soon and I'm looking forward to the better hours and pay.

[User] I am sure you will love it

[User] I hope so, but hey, even if I don't? I'm not working overnights anymore so I will learn to love it!

[User] I am sure you will, good luck


[System] guilty: I feel bad about myself

[Assistant] I feel bad about myself

[Assistant] Why do you feel bad about yourself?  I am sure whatever it is can't be that horrible.

[Assistant] I voted on Trump for president and I regret it.

[Assistant] Even if you feel you voted for the wrong person, you shouldn't worry.  You will be able to vote for a new person in a couple years!

[Assistant] Yes, but all the bad things Trump is doing now makes me sick


[System] confident: I had a job interview today!  I guarantee I will get a call back for the position!

[Assistant] I had a job interview today! I guarantee I will get a call back for the position!

[Assistant] Good luck! I have faith on you.

[Assistant] Thanks for the well wishes.  I know I have it for sure!

[Assistant] I am sure you are going to excell


[System] excited: No matter how sad or hopeless I feel at times, there's no better feeling than the euphoria of unexpected cash coming your way...either from hard work or good luck, I'll take it

[Assistant] I love the buzz of discovering cash I didn't know I had, either from hard work or just plain good luck...puts me in a good mood every time

[Assistant] I love that as well!  Nothing better than unexpected cash!  Has this happened to you recently?

[Assistant] Yup :) thought a self-employed check was going to be late...but come Monday morning it was all there, and paid rent for the first time with 100% self-employed profit.

[Assistant] Awesome!  Congrats to you on that unexpected windfall!


[System] lonely: I just moved to a new city for work recently.  I don't know anybody here and am just stuck by myself at home.

[Assistant] I just moved to a new city for work recently. I don't know anybody here and am just stuck by myself at home.

[Assistant] I think you should get out and explore.  I'm in a similar situation--moved to South Texas with zero connections/family to jumpstart my business...and I've met some pretty amazing people

[Assistant] Yeah, I guess I should just put myself out there.  I hope I feel better if I finally make some friends.

[Assistant] You definitely will trust me


[System] furious: The doctor kept me waiting today for over an hour.  I was late to work because of him!

[User] I was late to work today because my doctor did not see me until well after an hour after my scheduled appointment time.

[Assistant] That happen to me frequently. Did your manager said anything because you are late?

[User] No I did not.  I will just find a new doctor.

[Assistant] It can be annoying

[User] My manager was quite understanding.


[System] angry: My manager keep lying about a promotion that he promised.

[Assistant] My manager keep lying about a promotion that he promised.

[User] I am sorry to hear that.  How long has he been promising you the promotion?

[Assistant] About six month now. It is making me angry.

[User] I can imaging.  He sounds pretty spineless and shady.


[System] sad: In school, people would always bully me.

[Assistant] In school, the kids would always bully me and call me names

[User] Why did they do tha

[Assistant] I do not know, i was always smarter than the rest so i think they did not like me

[User] I am sorry that happened to you

[Assistant] I have grown and learned very much from it.


[System] trusting: I knew my brother wanted to help when I was struggling in life. He just seemed to care

[User] I knew I could count on my brother. He was there for me when I was struggling in life

[Assistant] Family is very important.

[User] Its the most important to me

[Assistant] The same for me, i try to keep them close.


[System] proud: My daughter is great.

[Assistant] My daughter is great.

[Assistant] Why do you think that?

[Assistant] She was just accepted to Harvard.

[Assistant] What will be her major?


[System] trusting: I trust my wife deeply.

[Assistant] I trust my wife deeply

[User] Do you? You should trust her, that's what marriage is about!

[Assistant] I was engaged to a woman who cheated on me.

[User] That's awful, I'm sorry.


[System] devastated: My house flooded with all the rain!

[User] We have had so much rain the past few weeks, my house ended up flooding. I lost everything!

[Assistant] I am really sorry.Do you have house insurance?

[User] I do but we don't have flood insurance so not much is covered.

[Assistant] Do you have a place to stay for a while?


[System] anticipating: When i was younger i had a to get ready for a camping trip. People told me not to bring a rain tarp but i brought it anyways.

[User] You ever have those moments when people tell you not to bring certain things?

[Assistant] Yes...but in what context

[User] Like people told me not to bring a rain tarp for camping. But ends up it started to rain and my tent was fine.

[Assistant] Nice that's pretty smart...always go with your instincts


[System] devastated: The first time I heard that Steve Irwin had died I couldn't believe it...he was like my childhood hero.  It was such a tragedy, the guy gave so much to the world

[Assistant] Steve Irwin's death was kind of a shock to me since he was like a childhood hero of mine...that guy gave so much to the world, it's such a tragedy

[User] Yeah....But his daughter is doing pretty well at least almost ending up like him.

[Assistant] I haven't seen or heard too much about her...does she even do half the crazy stuff her dad did?

[User] Well she is still pretty young and learning to handle animals probably be like her father sooner or later./


[System] disappointed: I was very ashamed when I found out I got cheated on. It really just took all the energy and hope out of me.

[User] Hi friend. I feel very ashamed because I got cheated on. I feel very negative and just depleted of emotion. I trusted them.

[Assistant] Well, that't not your fault at all. It's your scumbag significant other's fault. You shouldn't feel ashamed for the crummy thing he did - you did nothing wrong.

[User] Thank you I appreciate that. I just held him to such a high standard and he let me down. A lot.

[Assistant] If he's not meeting your standard then it's time to find a new boyfriend - even if that's the hard thing to do. You shouldn't ever lower your standards.


[System] guilty: I ate 12 buckets of KFC last night. I felt so guilty.

[Assistant] So, I did a horrible thing last night. I ate 12 buckets of KFC.

[User] Oh my gosh no, are you feeling okay?

[Assistant] Oh man, afterwards I did not feel okay at all. I felt really guilty I ate so much.

[User] Are you taking medicine for that? Do you have heartburn or do you feel gluttonous?


[System] afraid: I would like to try skydiving.

[Assistant] I would love to try skydiving. I am so afraid of heigh.

[User] I would love that too

[Assistant] I need to work on fear first and then I will try it.

[User] That wont be too hard


[System] terrified: I was so scared when my dad had a heart attack. I thought he was going to die

[User] I was scared when my dad had a heart attack. I thought he was going to die

[Assistant] Sorry to hear that. Is he better now?

[User] He is, but it was scary then

[Assistant] Did the doctors have found what was the issue with his heart?


[System] grateful: My dad gave me some money to buy some e-cig liquid for my vape, I am so thankful!

[Assistant] Recently, my dad gave me some money to buy e-cig liquid for my vape, I am very thankful!

[Assistant] That's pretty cool. What flavor do you think you are going to get?

[Assistant] Well, I'm thinking something fruity. Maybe berry or watermelon?

[Assistant] Berry sounds like it would be very tasty.


[System] terrified: I found a snake in my boot. I was so afraid that it would bite me.

[Assistant] So, I was putting on my cow poke boots the other day and found a snake in my boot!

[Assistant] Whoa, did anything bad happen?

[Assistant] Thankfully not. My trusty dog managed to dispose of it rather quickly. Never been so afraid in my life.

[Assistant] I'm glad nothing bad happen, snake venom can really mess you up...


[System] lonely: I went to a restaurant last week by myself, meanwhile everyone else was sitting with at least one other person.

[User] I went to a restaurant last week by myself, meanwhile everyone else was sitting with at least one other person.

[Assistant] How did you feel about that

[User] Well I felt a bit lonely to say the least.

[Assistant] I know the feeling.  Just broke up with my ex-gf 5 months ago.  But he/she is out there, chin up :)


[System] hopeful: I've been boxing for almost 3 years now but always had some type of injury that prevented me from having my first fight...I'm looking after my health a lot better now and putting in some gym hours, so aiming for next year fingers crossed

[Assistant] Aiming to have my first amateur fight this year and my first pro fight by next year at the earliest, fingers crossed

[User] Wow good luck, I'm a big fan of watching MMA myself.

[Assistant] Thanks! I actually box..quite different but the nerves and adrenaline rushes are the same lol

[User] Oh oops, my fault for assuming. Definitely an intense experience either way as you said.


[System] disgusted: I spit in my coffee cup this morning and it had leftover coffee in it too. I totally forgot and drank it!

[Assistant] I spit in my coffee cup this morning and it had leftover coffee in it too. I can't believe I forgot this and drank it in the afternoon...

[Assistant] Ugh, I did the same thing today! I'm going to have to start making fresh cups in the morning and afternoon.

[Assistant] That's a good idea, and I'm thinking about getting a spitoon.

[Assistant] Can't go wrong with a spittoon. And it makes a nice conversation piece when you have visitors over.


[System] surprised: The other day when I got to work, my co-workers threw me a surprise birthday party. I was so surprised!

[Assistant] I got to work yesterday and my coworkers threw me a party!

[Assistant] That's awesome! Was it your birthday?

[Assistant] It was! I was so surprised and happy that they remembered it and threw me a party. It was very nice.

[Assistant] Your friends care a lot of you and that's always a great feeling! I hope you had fun!


[System] grateful: Yesterday, I lost my favorite pair of underpants. I was quite grateful when my favorite bartender returned them.

[Assistant] So, went to the bar last night and woke up missing my underpants. I had no idea what happened to them,

[User] Oh no, are you okay

[Assistant] Yes, I am okay. I was pretty thankful, since the bartender returned them to me. Apparently, I was so drunk that I was wearing them on my head.

[User] I hate being that drunk


[System] guilty: I felt bad when I lied to a cousin about missing his wedding. I made up an excuse

[User] I felt bad when I lied to my cousin. I mad up an excuse when I missed his wedding

[Assistant] Dang, that's kinda hurtful. Why did you miss the wedding?

[User] I was hungover and sick

[Assistant] I've had those days before. I would just take it as a lesson and try to control your drinking next time when important events are in the near future.


[System] prepared: I had a very important sales pitch to day at work. It went really well.

[Assistant] I had a very important sales pitch to some clients at work today.

[Assistant] How did it go?

[Assistant] It went extremely well! I prepared for it the entire night before. We managed to get the clients.

[Assistant] How long did it take to prepare for?


[System] lonely: I went to the park yesterday all by myself. I felt so lonely.

[Assistant] I went to the park yesterday all by myself, since my friends ditched me.

[Assistant] Aw, sorry about that! Did you have a pet you could take there with you?

[Assistant] No, I don't have any pets. I was so lonely. Maybe I should think about getting one to take with me.

[Assistant] Yeah, I have a dog and I take it to the park sometimes. It can help you feel less lonely for sure.


[System] sad: I had 20 dollars sitting in my car and I opened my windows. Next thing you know, the 20 dollars flew out the window.

[Assistant] I had a 20 dollar bill in my car and I opened my windows. I couldn't find it so I'm thinking it flew out the window...

[Assistant] Dang, that's quite a large amount of money to lose. Hopefully it went to someone who needs it.

[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It was in a neighborhood so hopefully some kid found it and can buy something he always wanted.

[Assistant] That would be nice. Maybe he'll go and buy some candy from the candy store.


[System] trusting: I didn't trust many people when i was young. So when i made my first friend i knew i finally found someone to trust.

[User] Hey man, So i was wondering if you ever felt distrust til you met a friend?

[Assistant] I try not to have any friends.

[User] Well wasn't until i meet my first friend i knew i could be happy and trust someone.

[Assistant] I advice not to trust anyone ever. Stay to yourself and be sad my friend.

[User] Well you were the first one i trusted.

[Assistant] I do not want to be the first one.


[System] surprised: I walked in on my parents making a baby.

[Assistant] I walked in on my parents making a baby.

[User] Well that isn't really pleasant i bet.

[Assistant] It was a terrible day for me.

[User] Well hope you didn't have flashbacks of it too often.

[Assistant] Every day, i see it in my head.


[System] hopeful: I bought 5 lottery tickets today. I am positive for the future because I think I will win.

[Assistant] I bought 5 lottery tickets today. I am positive for the future because I think I will win

[Assistant] Best of luck! Have you won in the past?

[Assistant] Yes, so I was thinking maybe I would win again.

[Assistant] Wow you're pretty lucky...I can never win those things


[System] caring: Even though I wasn't actively a part of my little cousin's childhood I still feel protective towards her.

[Assistant] I feel protective towards my little cousin, even though I wasn't actively a part of her childhood.

[Assistant] Are you a mother? It could be a maternal thing/instinct.

[Assistant] Haha nope I'm a 26-year-old man

[Assistant] Oh, well you could still have protective traits as a male. How old is your cousin?


[System] trusting: I really felt good when my dad helped me get a truck. I am glad he did that

[User] I felt good and hopeful when my dad helped me get a truck. I just knew he wanted to help

[Assistant] That's nice of your dad - it's sometimes hard to get a car on your own. What kind of truck is it?

[User] It was a nissan, it was nice

[Assistant] Nissan's are top of the line. I hope you get a lot of use out of it.


[System] impressed: My dog finally learned a new trick after months of training. I was so impressed with her.

[Assistant] My dog finally learned a new trick after months of training!

[User] What is the trick

[Assistant] I taught her to roll over! I was so impressed with her!

[User] That is a good dog then


[System] sad: My dog is getting old and is having trouble walking, it's tough to see.

[User] My dog is getting old and is having trouble walking, it's tough to see.

[Assistant] Aw, that sucks. Everyone gets old eventually, how old is she/he?

[User] He's 15, he's small though so I think he's handling it better than the bigger dogs.

[Assistant] That's good to hear, I hope he feels and gets better


[System] jealous: I envy people who can eat a lot and not gain weight. It's just not fair.

[Assistant] I envy people who can eat a lot and not gain weight. It's just not fair.

[User] I think those people don't actually eat that much, it just seems like it though.

[Assistant] Maybe, but my brother eats a lot, if not more, than me and he barely gains any weight.

[User] If he's taller/bigger than you it would make sense if he doesn't gain any weight


[System] ashamed: I ate all the pizza rolls in the bag last night. I was so ashamed.

[Assistant] I bought a huge 500 count bag of totino's pizza rolls last night. I managed to eat them all in one sitting.

[User] That seems like a lot of pizza rolls, how do you feel?

[Assistant] I felt pretty bad and bloated. I never did that before and I was so ashamed.

[User] Hey, we all pig out at some point


[System] lonely: Peace and quiet while you are studying is nice but when you are done and no one is around it tough.  I need human interaction.

[User] Just finished studying.  The peace helped me concentrate but now no one is around to celebrate with.

[Assistant] That's too bad. It's nice to have friends to revel in our victories. Why don't you get yourself a beer and relax on the porch?

[User] That sounds like a wonderful idea, I will do that.

[Assistant] If you need someone to join in, just let me know!


[System] disappointed:  I I failed my physics exam yesterday. I was so disappointed with myself.

[Assistant] Yesterday I failed my physics exam.

[User] I am sorry to hear that.  Any certain areas you think you could have done better on?

[Assistant] Well, I am really terrible understanding forces, but I don't think I studied hard enough. I was pretty disappointed with myself.

[User] Don't be so hard on yourself.  Most people can't even spell physics.


[System] furious: Last night I had someone break into the house. I was so mad!

[Assistant] This morning I woke up to find my 120" flat screen tv gone.

[User] Oh no what happened

[Assistant] I have no idea. Whoever took it must've been a 10 foot muscular giant. The police haven't found anything yet.

[User] I am sorry, I hope you find it


[System] devastated: I was so sad when my mom passed away. I did not expect it

[User] I was sad when my mom died. It happened so randomly

[Assistant] That's so sad to hear! How did she pass? If you don't mind me asking.

[User] It was a random heart attack

[Assistant] That's terrible, my friend. How are you holding up?


[System] disappointed: I was expecting rain today because of the weather channel. Sure enough, it didn't rain.

[Assistant] I was expecting rain today because of the weather channel. Sure enough, it didn't rain.

[Assistant] I love it when it rains.

[Assistant] Me too, it's so relaxing. I can't stand boring sunny days..

[Assistant] Sunny days are very hot and i do not like that.


[System] prepared: We went camping one weekend.

[Assistant] We went camping one weekend and I packed everything.

[Assistant] Nice, I usually forget a thing or two. Did you get everything you needed?

[Assistant] I always make sure to get everything needed.

[Assistant] I assume you were very prepared!


[System] confident: When I'm sparring at least 2 days a week in the ring I feel pretty comfortable in a  street fight

[Assistant] I feel like I can handle myself in a street fight if I've been sparring at least 2 days a week in the gym.

[User] What techniques have you learned so far though?

[Assistant] I've dabbled in Jiu Jitsu but most of my sparring is boxing/standup

[User] I think you will do pretty well then in a street fight.


[System] excited: When i was little i got a new game boy when i was told i wasn't getting a new one. Family friend bought me a new game boy was so nice of her.

[User] So i lost my game boy when i was a kid

[Assistant] Go on

[User] Well when i lost it my parents told me i won't be getting another one. Luckily one of my family friends got me a new one as a surprise.

[Assistant] That's pretty cool.  Grew up with the Gameboy Color and Gameboy Advance myself


[System] grateful: I lost my wallet the other day. My neighbor returned it. I was so thankful.

[Assistant] I got back from grocery shopping yesterday and I noticed that my wallet was missing.

[Assistant] Wow, that sucks. Did you try calling the grocery store?

[Assistant] I did, but they didn't have it. Thankfully, my neighbor returned it to me the next morning. Must've left it on my car!

[Assistant] Your neighbor is a good person. I would have...given it back to you haha.


[System] disgusted: I saw a piece of dried poop in my closet that I had no clue about. My dog sure is sneaky.

[Assistant] I saw a piece of dried poop in my closet that I had no clue about. My dog sure is sneaky

[Assistant] I have a pesky, sneaky little dog like that too! Did you clean it up?

[Assistant] Of course, I picked it up and sprayed some disinfectant in the area.

[Assistant] That's good. Was she guilty when she saw you cleaning it up?


[System] annoyed: My dog pooped on the carpet yesterday. I was so annoyed!

[Assistant] My dog took a fat ole poop on the carpet yesterday.

[Assistant] That is disgusting, my dog does that too but in sneaky places. It's always a surprise lol

[Assistant] I was so shocked! She usually doesn't do things like that. I was so disgusted when I had to clean it up.

[Assistant] Yeah, our dogs need to be punished and maybe trained more.


[System] lonely: I invited all of my online friends in Fortnite. None of them joined to my surprise.

[Assistant] I invited all of my online friends in Fortnite. None of them joined to my surprise.

[Assistant] Oh wow. Maybe they were busy doing other things? Did you find anyone else to play with?

[Assistant] I think I played solo by myself but it is what it is.

[Assistant] Sometimes playing by ourselves is how we get better.


[System] disgusted: Yesterday I drank water from the lake yesterday because I was so thirsty. It was nasty.

[Assistant] I had to drink and shower in the lake yesterday because I lost my job.

[User] What kind of job

[Assistant] I was CEO of Google. Now, I am a nobody. The water from the lake was so gross.

[User] I am sorry that happened


[System] excited: I got happy when I knew I was going to six flags. I could not wait

[User] I got happy when I knew I was going to six flags. I could hardly wait

[Assistant] Six Flags is such a fun park! Are you a fan of roller coasters?

[User] I love riding those

[Assistant] They are! Cedar Point has some gnarly roller coasters too.


[System] grateful: I get a vacation and raise every single year.

[Assistant] I love every year when I get a vacation and a raise.

[User] I love that too! Isn't it great!

[Assistant] It truly is, the extra money helps very much.

[User] What are you planning on doing with your vacation time?

[Assistant] I want to spend time with the family.


[System] terrified: Once when i was going to a hockey game with my brother and dad. My dad got mad at my brother and brake the side of the car window.

[User] Long time ago on my way to my brother hockey game something bad happened.

[Assistant] What happened that day?

[User] Well my dad got mad at my brother, honestly i feel he deserved it, but he stopped the car and broke the side window of the car.

[Assistant] Did any of you get hurt?

[User] No just glass everywhere and a little scared.


[System] sad: My turtle ran away yesterday. I am so sad.

[Assistant] My turtle that I had for 30 years ran away yesterday.

[User] Wow, that's unfortunate. People don't realize that can happen but it happened to my friend when we were little.

[Assistant] Yeah, I think it's just because I'm so fat that I couldn't chase the little runt. He was so much faster than me. I was so disheartened and out of breath.

[User] Sorry to hear that, recovering from any pet lose is hard.


[System] terrified: I have big fear of dogs. I can't explain why

[Assistant] I have big fear of dogs. I can't explain why

[Assistant] Did you get attacked by a big dog when you were little?

[Assistant] No but my brother was attacked when he was little.

[Assistant] Maybe it was because you saw your brother get attacked by one and you are scared it might happen to you.


[System] guilty: I took leftover money from the self-checkout lane at the grocery store. I felt bad afterwards.

[Assistant] I took leftover money from the self-checkout lane at the grocery store. I felt bad afterwards.

[Assistant] Did you try to go to the grocery store to give it back?

[Assistant] No, I feel like that would be incriminating myself. Not sure what to do.

[Assistant] I understand.


[System] devastated: I was so sad when my aunt passed away. It came out of no where

[User] I was sad when my aunt died. It came out of no where

[Assistant] Sorry to hear that. How did she pass?

[User] She had a heart attack

[Assistant] Man, very sorry to hear that. First your mom, now your aunt. Sounds like you have very unfortunate relatives.


[System] content: Today was such a fine day that I went to the park. It felt nice reading my book in the sunshine.

[Assistant] Today was a nice sunny day. I went to the park to read a book.

[User] I do love to read as well

[Assistant] It really strengthens the mind! It felt so refreshing reading beneath the trees in the sunshine.

[User] That sounds so nice


[System] surprised: I was not expecting to win. When I scratched the last bubble in the lottery ticket, I realized I won 20 bucks!!!

[Assistant] I was not expecting to win. When I scratched the last bubble in the lottery ticket, I realized I won 20 bucks!!!

[Assistant] Holy moly! Sounds like you are eating well tonight!

[Assistant] Haha, but the bad thing is I bought 20 dollar worth of tickets again and lost it all.

[Assistant] Well, I'm sure you can find a recipe online that uses spent lottery tickets.


[System] guilty: I got into a fight with a homeless man yesterday over a half eaten sandwich. I felt so bad.

[Assistant] Yesterday I got into a scrap with a homeless man over a half eaten sandwich.

[Assistant] Are you homeless?

[Assistant] No, but I was terribly hungry, since I didn't go grocery shopping. I felt so bad.

[Assistant] Lol, I bet that a good looking sandwich then.


[System] terrified: I need a tooth pulled and I am scared to go to the dentist.  SCARED!@#!@

[User] I need a tooth pulled and I am scared to go to the dentist. SCARED!@#!@

[User] Oh, you will probably be just fine don't worry about it too much.

[User] I can't stop thinking about it.  I am terrified!

[User] Dentist aren't people focused on trying to hurt you.


[System] content: Once i went to a all you can eat buffet by myself. It was so bad to do but i was so happy all the food i ate.

[User] So i do some silly things at time and i feel bad at times. I went to a buffet by myself.

[User] Ut oh.. What did you eat?

[User] I ate so much food and i was like a pig but i feel it was worth it. The weight gain though wasn't.

[User] Don't worry... you only live once!


[System] anxious: I always get nervous when I drive. The possibility of getting into a car accident is nerve wrecking.

[Assistant] I always get nervous when I drive. The possibility of getting into a car accident is nerve wrecking.

[User] I hate driving, I avoid it as much as possible.

[Assistant] I think it has to do with seeing a lot of car accidents when I was little.

[User] Mine was from being in one and just being nervous about having to be in charge of things.


[System] grateful: I am so grate for having the wife i have.

[Assistant] I thanks God for my wife.

[Assistant] Thats good to hear. Why do you thank god for her?

[Assistant] Because of the person she is.

[Assistant] Well thats nice. I thank god for my wife as well


[System] lonely: I haven't had a date in 4 years now. My last date was in high school, I'm so alone...

[Assistant] I haven't had a date in 4 years now. My last date was in high school, I'm so alone...

[User] Well there are always bigger fish in the sea trust me.

[Assistant] Thank you, maybe I need to learn to love myself first

[User] That is also very important to learn.


[System] sad: When my grandmother died i was depressed and sad. I couldn't leave my room for a week because i was so sad.

[User] When my grandmother died i kind of lost it a little. shut myself into my room for a while.

[Assistant] That sucks, do you feel better now?

[User] I do, But i never thought i would shut myself out that much.

[Assistant] Yeah, isolation can happen when you get super sad. At least you are feeling better now


[System] impressed: I recently visited a new restaurant in town. I didn't have high expections but it was great!

[User] I didn't have high expectations for this new restaurant in town but my friend and I had dinner there last week and it was better than I thought it would be!

[User] That's always a positive in my book, what kind of food was it?  What were your reservations about the restaurant before going?

[User] It was seafood and no, they weren't. Usually the restaurants in that particular building don't last long  at all.

[User] Is it in a bad part of town or is the building just bad luck or run down?


[System] angry: My coworker told my boss that I came in to work 15 minutes late this morning.  I couldn't believe he did that to me!

[Assistant] My coworker told my boss that I came in to work 15 minutes late this morning. I couldn't believe he did that to me!

[User] I am sorry, that sounds bad

[Assistant] Yeah, I could't understand why he would throw me under the bus like that.

[User] Maybe it wont happen again


[System] embarrassed: my zipper was down all day. No one told me so that was bad

[User] My zipper was down at work all day. I will not live that down

[Assistant] Oh my gosh!  That must have been so embarrassing!

[User] It was, I am still sad about it

[Assistant] Don't worry.  I'm sure you will never make that mistake again!


[System] surprised: My best friend that lives far away, was sending her daughter on a plane by herself to come stay with me for a couple weeks.When I was waiting for her daughter at the gate, I saw her and then saw my best friend had came with her. I was so happy.

[Assistant] My best friend was sending her daughter on a plane to stay with me for a couple weeks. She told me she couldn't come along because the tickets were too expensive.

[Assistant] Aw, that sucks because money was the issue. Maybe she can take a bus or something?

[Assistant] Actually, when I went to the airport to pickup her daughter, they both walked out of the gate together! She found a way to get the ticket after all.

[Assistant] Yay! I love happy endings


[System] terrified: I think I saw someone die today, I was so frightened.

[Assistant] I think I saw someone die today, I was so frightened.

[Assistant] Oh how scary! What happened?

[Assistant] I was driving and saw a big accident on the side of the road. As I drove by, I think I saw a dead person...

[Assistant] I am so sorry you had to see that. That is so bad. Did you have to call it in?


[System] sad: My wife left me last year.

[Assistant] My wife up and left me last year

[User] Ouch! that stinks man why she do it?

[Assistant] No one knows and she will not tell me.

[User] That is even worse, Like why would someone just do that when commited to someone.

[Assistant] If I knew i would tell you all about it.


[System] surprised: When i was younger i wanted to have a party for my birthday. I ended up not hearing about a party for days then suddenly on my birthday people showed up randomly and we had a party.

[User] So i wanted a party when i was little for my 7th birthday i think.

[Assistant] Parties are some times very loud.

[User] Yeah but this one wasn't planned with me involved heck i didn't know it was happening til i opened my front door.

[Assistant] If my friends did that I would have a heart attack.


[System] disappointed: I was let down by the movie. I was expecting much more.

[Assistant] I was let down by the movie. I was expecting much more.

[User] What movie are you referring too?

[Assistant] The new tomb raider movie, it was so bad...

[User] Oh! Well i haven't seen that yet. was the action at least somewhat decent?


[System] proud: I played soccer when i was younger. I scored a goal for the once in my life years later.

[User] You know when you start something and you don't really see results til years later.

[Assistant] Yeah I hate waiting for the results of a long term goal

[User] Well i played soccer for 8 years and now just finally scored a goal.

[Assistant] Damn, you suck at soccer. Just kidding, good job!! lol


[System] guilty: I felt bad when I lied to my dad about getting in trouble. I was scared to tell him

[User] I felt bad when I lied to my dad. I just felt bad about getting in trouble

[User] Oh no.. what happened?  Are you ok?

[User] I got in trouble and was afraid to tell him

[User] What did you lie to him about?


[System] angry: I am so mad.  My dog wont stop barking at every little noise.

[User] I am so mad.  My dog won't stop barking.

[User] I am sorry, he will stop eventually

[User] I mean its making me insane.  He barks at every little noise.

[User] He will get better


[System] angry: I am so mad.  My boyfriend is drinking beer and he so dumb when he drinks.

[User] My boyfriend is making me so mad right now.  He is on like beer 15

[User] Wow, why does he need to drink so much?

[User] I dont know.  He is so dumb when he drinks.

[User] I'm sorry, I've dealt with something like that before and it can be very anger inducing.


[System] guilty: I lied to my friend, I feel bad about it.

[User] I lied to my friend about hanging out with someone she really hates, I feel bad about it.

[User] Did you do anything wrong?

[User] No, but this person spread a nasty rumour about my friend.

[User] Oh.. thats horrible.  I am so sorry.


[System] lonely: I hate being alone at my house, it's not fulfilling at all.

[Assistant] I hate being alone at my house, it's not fulfilling at all.

[Assistant] Myself as well, friends are what make life better.

[Assistant] I usually like being by myself but it's taking a toll on my social life now

[Assistant] Alone time is important but you will go crazy if you are always alone.


[System] furious: Someone stole my phone!

[Assistant] Last year, late at night someone stole my phone.

[Assistant] Was it a smartphone? Maybe you can track it ?

[Assistant] It was my flip phone, it was the only one that I had.

[Assistant] Aw, that sucks. Did you get a new phone?

[Assistant] I have not had the money to buy a new one, so my family has no idea where I am.


[System] devastated: My cat was run over by my uncle. He din't tell me until a week later.

[Assistant] I had the worst night last night. I found out my uncle hit my cat with his car. It happened two weeks ago and he never told me!

[Assistant] He is a terrible person! Did he even know it was your cat? What took so long...

[Assistant] I don't know. I couldn't stop crying. It was just awful

[Assistant] I hope you feel better


[System] impressed: Seeing expensive cars on the road is always inspiring. I am usually in awe because I know it takes hard work to get those!

[Assistant] Seeing expensive cars on the road is always inspiring. I am usually in awe because I know it takes hard work to get those!

[Assistant] What kind of cars do you like the best?

[Assistant] I like big SUVs like Range Rovers and Jeeps

[Assistant] Range Rovers are my favorite too. If you work hard you can get one!


[System] sentimental: I get sad when I think of my aunt. I wish she was still here

[User] I miss my aunt. I wish she was still here

[User] When did she pass away?

[User] It was 10 years ago

[User] Well have you been living a happy life? She would probably be happy about that.


[System] hopeful: I found a new girlfriend who is more in line with my interest. She is a wonderful person and makes me happy.

[User] So i am really happy now that i have a new girlfriend.

[User] I am sure she is happy too

[User] It's not easy finding someone with the same interest as you.

[User] It can be hard, but its possible


[System] disgusted: Neighborhood kids keep egging my car!

[User] Those dang neighborhood kids keep egging my car!

[Assistant] Do you have cameras?

[User] I don't but it sucks cleaning my car off! It's gross and smells awful!

[Assistant] I know right? It's even more worse when it's hot outside and it cooks to your car so it's harder to clean up


[System] sad: I get very depressed seeing roadkill when driving. Such a sad way to go.

[Assistant] I get very depressed seeing roadkill when driving. Such a sad way to go.

[User] Have you seen any recently? It is really sad, what gets me the most is hearing about black bears being hit.

[Assistant] Yes, I saw one this morning. It was rotting and crows were feeding on it, so sad...

[User] Poor thing, it's not fair! Drivers need to watch out!


[System] embarrassed: I parked my car and got out. I forgot to put it to park mode so when I got out it was moving on its own for a little bit. I was so ashamed.

[Assistant] I parked my car and got out. I forgot to put it to park mode so when I got out it was moving on its own for a little bit. I was so ashamed.

[User] Well hopefully the car didn't get damaged.

[Assistant] No, it was undamaged. But my ego definitely was because I was so ashamed when others laughed!

[User] Well i would just be happy nothing too bad happened at least.


[System] terrified: I was lost in the woods one night outside my house. I hear some strange noises that were really scary sounding.

[User] So i got lost outside of my house in the woods one night.

[Assistant] That's frightening. Was it dark outsside?

[User] Yeah it was like super dark because we live in the woods.

[Assistant] That's even worse. I hate being lost in general


[System] annoyed: My brother dumped out all of my cards.

[Assistant] My brother, dumped out all of my cards on the floor.

[Assistant] Oh man that stinks. What did you do in response?

[Assistant] i cried for a few days afterwards

[Assistant] Did he ever apologize?


[System] surprised: WHen i turned thirty, my husband planned a huge surprise party at the beach. I was shocked!

[Assistant] When I turned 30, my husband planned a huge surprise party at the beach.  It was amazing!

[Assistant] I've never had a party like that myself.

[Assistant] I'm sure you will one day!

[Assistant] No one really likes me enough to do that for me.


[System] proud: When i graduated from college i was so happy with myself. It was a 8 year long journey and was worth it all.

[User] I am so happy with myself. Keep remembering 8 years of that journey.

[User] What journey?  Do tell.

[User] Well my journey through the college education system i should of mentioned. But it was a long time of stress and fun atleast.

[User] Oh Congratulations...  That is a huge accomplishment!


[System] caring: I feel so bad for my husband.  He is getting a lung transplant.

[User] I feel so bad for my husband.  He is getting a lung transplant.

[User] oof, that is a long healing process after the surgery.

[User] I know.. we have to move to where the hospital is for three months while he recovers...

[User] That is tough i bet. I hope he heals well.

[User] Thank you..


[System] surprised: My father is visiting me!

[User] My father dropped in unexpectedly, I hadn't seen him in 3 years!

[Assistant] That's awesome! Did you guys do anything?

[User] We went to my favorite cafe!

[Assistant] Nice! I hope you guys did a lot of catching up!


[System] furious: I loaned some money to my friend at work. Turns out he quit a couple days ago and I won't be getting my money back as I have no way of contacting him..

[Assistant] I loaned some money to my friend at work. Turns out he quit a couple days ago and I won't be getting my money back as I have no way of contacting him..

[User] Wow! What a jerk for him to up and leave with no way to contact him. Was it a lot of money?

[Assistant] It was a medium amount of money but still, he did me so dirty.

[User] I'm so sorry, you should see if you can find him on social media!


[System] terrified: I thought I was being stalked by someone I ran into at the store. It was terrible.

[Assistant] THe worst thing happened the other day. I went grovery shopping and I thought I was being followed. It scared me so bad!

[User] Who was following you?!

[Assistant] This big scary guy

[User] What did he look like? I would call the cops if they are stalking you.


[System] nostalgic: I found my old N64 and hooked the system up. It was such a great time playing this console again.

[User] So i found my old Nintendo 64!

[Assistant] Oh man! Does it still work??

[User] Yeah it does! I am so happy it does but one game wasn't working sadly.

[Assistant] I would have sat there playing for hours.

[User] I did for about 4 then i had to eat something i got distracted.


[System] afraid: I am so scared.  I just heard a really crazy sounding animal coming from my lake out back of my house.

[User] I am so scared. I just heard a really crazy sounding animal coming from my lake out back of my house.

[User] Oh snap! dude get your camera you might have found nessy.

[User] Im in Florida.. it could be ANYTHING lol.

[User] Probably could be a new species of gator.


[System] confident: I went into my final exams feeling great. With my emotion of feeling great i did the same for my exams.

[User] So i love feeling great when i walk into exams because i actually studied.

[User] I know how that goes.  It can be hard to stay on track at the end of the semester.

[User] But i do love the fact i destroyed that test like a boss.

[User] Congratulations!  Studying really pays off!


[System] guilty: I took out the trash this morning. The trash bag ripped open and made a mess, I didn't clean it up. I felt so bad.

[Assistant] I took out the trash this morning. The trash bag ripped open and made a mess, I didn't clean it up. I felt so bad.

[Assistant] Jeeze, I thought that only happened to me. Doesn't it just suck? I don't blame you for not picking it up, I can imagine how gross it must've been

[Assistant] Yeah I felt so bad for the trashman who will have to clean it up

[Assistant] It's okay, most people would do that and not even care, so the fact that you even have the trashman in your mind shows that you're a good person.


[System] caring: One time my friend was telling me about his dog dying. He took it real hard and still wasn't over it after weeks had gone by. It just sucked seeing him so hurt.

[Assistant] You know, I find it difficult to respond to certain situations. Like when my friend's dog died, I just didn't know what to say to him.

[Assistant] Yeah, been there done that. You want to comfort them but you don't know what to do/say

[Assistant] Yea, exactly. What's worse is that it really affected him, the dog was like a brother to him. Weeks turned into months and you could tell it was still eating away at him. I wish life could be easier.

[Assistant] I hope he feels better and you could be there for him too!

[Assistant] Thanks for hearing me out! You have a great day and a great life!


[System] ashamed: I laughed at someone who fell over in the grocery store today.

[User] I laughed at this lady who fell over in the grocery store today. I'm so disappointed in myself for doing that.

[Assistant] Oh poor lady. I know how it is though. Sometimes our initial reaction is to laugh even when not appropriate.

[User] That's true, maybe I shouldn't be so hard on myself.

[Assistant] At least you recognize that it may not have been appropriate.


[System] nostalgic: After my grandma died, there was so much stuff of hers to go through. It was so fun to go through her old photo albums.

[Assistant] After my grandma died, we had so much stuff of hers to sort through.

[User] I can imagine. Was she a hoarder of some type?

[Assistant] It was actually kind of fun going through her old photo albums.

[User] Did you see anything interesting?


[System] impressed: I went to a new restaurant last weekend!  The waiter really went above and beyond with their service!

[Assistant] I went to a new restaurant last weekend! The waiter really went above and beyond with their service!

[User] Did you tip him well for doing such a good job?

[Assistant] I absolutely did.  He deserved every penny of it for the great job he did.

[User] It is not often that you get good service at a restaurant.


[System] content: After a long, grueling day at work, it is nice to just kick up the feet and watch some Netflix.

[User] Today was pretty stressful at work but now its time to unwind with some binge watching of Netflix.

[Assistant] I enjoy doing that after a hard day at work as well.  I hope it relaxes you!

[User] I just finished one series and about to start another....the mind and body are relaxed for sure now.

[Assistant] Now I am in the mood for Netflix!  Enjoy the new series now that you are relaxed!


[System] embarrassed: Saw a friend at the grocery store and introduced her to my daughter by the wrong name.

[User] The other day, I was putting my groceries in my car and a friend that I hadn't seen in a while called my name.

[Assistant] Did you punch him in the nose?

[User] NO - LOL!! I introduced him to my daughter but called him by the wrong name!!!  Oh my goodness!!  He corrected me and I felt about 2 inches tall!

[Assistant] This is why i got rid of all of my friends.


[System] proud: My sister graduated college.

[Assistant] My sister graduated college last week.

[User] Ah - that's a big accomplishment!!!  Did you get her a great present?

[Assistant] No, I punched her right in the nose like we do here! It's a tradition.

[User] HAHA!  That is the best tradition I've ever heard of!


[System] apprehensive: I am a little nervous.  I am starting a new job on Friday.

[User] I am a little nervous. I am starting a new job on Friday

[Assistant] Oh man, I know the nerves can be rough, but I'm sure you're excited as well. But yea, throwing yourself into a group of new people can be rough.

[User] I know.  I was at the last place 5 years.  So its been awhile since I was the new person.

[Assistant] Oh wow. Well, I really hope you enjoy the new job! I have a feeling you'll do just fine.


[System] prepared: One time I had a test to take. I studied and studied and got myself ready for it. When it came time to take it, it felt extremely easy.

[Assistant] Man, don't you hate when you have a test coming up and you procrastinate studying?

[User] Yes.. I have a test coming up and I should be studying right now!  LOL

[Assistant] Hahaha, well, this is a pretty good use of your time as well though! But yea, it's so much easier when you study ahead of time. I don't know why I don't do it more often, lol.

[User] They say some of the smartest people are procrastinators.

[Assistant] To be honest, I believe it. But maybe I'm just trying to make myself feel smart. Thanks for hearing me out, and I wish you luck on your test!


[System] afraid: I was wondering around a abandon building once. I started to hear banging and crawling in the walls. I couldn't move a inch.

[User] So i was exploring some abandon buildings one day.

[Assistant] Did you find anything interesting inside any of the buildings?

[User] Nah but something i feel found me. Started hearing banging on the walls and crawling in the other rooms.

[Assistant] Oh man, I would have freaked out! What did you do?


[System] impressed: My son got chosen to be on a television show today. I am so proud other people enjoy his comedy!

[Assistant] My son got chosen to be on a TV show about comedy!

[User] That is pretty great! what show is it?

[Assistant] It's called Right This Minute. It's a show about viral internet comedy.

[User] Haven't heard of it but since your son's going to be on it i will watch it.


[System] afraid: My son came home on his birthday really drunk. I thought he was going to go to jail. He kept trying to walk down the street and fight my other kids. We had to call the police to calm him down. He went to sleep after that.

[User] My son came home on his 19th birthday and was really drunk.

[User] As someone who was once a 19 year old man, don't be too shocked.

[User] It was really bad though. He kept trying to take off down the road walking. I was afraid he was going to go to jail.

[User] Yikes he's one of the zombie drunks.   That's unfortunate.  Drinking might not be for him.

[User] I hope he learned his lesson. He doesn't remember anything from the night.

[User] Most do. I know a guy that kind of gets blackout drunk like that.  His brother does too.  Now neither of them drink hard liquor (well they haven't for ages now)


[System] sentimental: I had an old pocket knife returned to me that's ~15 years old.  My cousin had it.

[User] I had an old pocket knife returned to me that's ~15 years old. My cousin had it

[User] That's really cool. I know how much my husbands pocket knives mean to him.

[User] It was pretty random. I saw it and it looked just like a pocket knife I used to have and lost.   I asked him where he got it. He said he found it in an old coat from ages ago and had no clue where it was from.

[User] That's really interesting. I know my husband is bad about leaving his laying around and forgetting where they are. When he finds them again it is such a surprise.

[User] Yeah it is. The old kershaws have a year marked on them (this one was 2001).  I've moved on to other things but, I still have a soft spot for a good pocket knife


[System] anxious: I had to get something checked out at the doctor recently, always makes me nervous.

[User] I had to get something checked out at the doctor recently, always makes me nervous.

[User] What was it?

[User] It was something that looked like an infection on my foot, but it actually wasn't.

[User] So everything is okay then? That's good news!


[System] lonely: I miss my dog.

[User] My dog was my best friend, now he's gone and I feel isolated.

[User] Oh no I'm so sorry to hear that. Are you thinking about getting another one?

[User] No, I couldn't do that.

[User] Oh I understand. They say time heals all wounds, I hope it does in your case as well.


[System] apprehensive: I am nervous.  I have to go to court for the first time.

[User] I am nervous.. I have to go to court for the first time.

[User] Oh no! I'm sorry to hear that. I have been to court before; it isn't as scary as it seems.

[User] What if I say the wrong thing... Or trip and fall.

[User] That won't happen. Even if it does, the judge may have a good laugh and cut you some slack.


[System] sentimental: I miss my gramma so much

[Assistant] I miss my gradma so much

[User] I am guessing she is not with us anymore?

[Assistant] Yes, she dies 10 months ago and I still have not recover form that loss

[User] I know the feeling i had my grandmother gone for 5 years now still miss her.


[System] furious: My father took my game system from me once. I paid for the console myself and i went to his room and took it back and punched him.

[User] So when i was a teenage my father took my game console away.

[Assistant] Did he tell you the reason?

[User] My grades but i ended up going into his room and taking it back. I bought that myself with my own money.

[Assistant] If you live under his roof then you should obey him.

[User] Yeah but it's my property he knows not to take what he never spent a cent on.


[System] anxious: I really hate when I have to wake up early for an appointment. I fear I will sleep in and miss it!

[User] I hate having to wake up early for appointments. My biggest fear is that I will oversleep and miss it

[User] I understand, I have trouble waking up early too.

[User] I wish I was an early riser but it's not for me.

[User] Me too, I just have to set a bunch of alarms and try my best.


[System] afraid: I had to get my foot checked out at the doctor, always makes me scared going there.

[User] I had to get my foot checked out at the doctor, always makes me scared going there.

[User] Were you worried it could be something very serious?

[User] Yes, turns out it wasn't anything major though.

[User] That's good to hear. I'm sure you feel very relieved now.


[System] nostalgic: I was searching in my parents basement for some old stuff. I ended up finding my old baby box and looking through it.

[User] So dude i was at my parents the other day and found something really old of mine.

[User] What was that?

[User] My old baby box with all the old childish stuff i owned.

[User] A bunch of toys and stuff?


[System] excited: I got contacted about a new job this afternoon

[User] I got contacted about a new job this afternoon

[User] That is pretty good news! What kind of job is it for?

[User] Another IT job.   The real question is, is the money there.

[User] Everyone needs a IT guy though so probably.

[User] You never know. Some places try to lowball pretty hard.   IT is a unique job.  If everything works, people wonder why they pay you.  If nothing works, people also wonder why they pay you.


[System] disgusted: One time I watched as my cousin touch his infected toe and then stick his fingers right in his mouth. It was already nasty enough, but then he started touching things that everyone else uses. I don't understand some people.

[Assistant] I just can't understand how some people can be so nasty. I go a little overboard washing my hands, but I know some people who don't wash theirs at all!

[Assistant] I see people walk out of the bathroom all the time without washing their hands. So gross.

[Assistant] Gah, that's terrible. The worse I know is my cousin. One time that dude had a toe infection, he was rubbing his toe with his fingers, and all of a sudden he sticks his fingers DEEP into his mouth, I don't know why, and then he proceeds to open the fridge with the same hand. How do you NOT wash them in that situation!?

[Assistant] That is really disgusting. I don't think I would ever eat at his house.

[Assistant] You're telling me. I get real anxious about germs when I'm around him, lol.

[Assistant] Yeah, no doubt!


[System] ashamed: I thought I had study well enough to pass my exam.  However, I did poorly. The worst in class.

[User] I failed my English exam today miserably.  The worst in class.

[User] I'm sure you aren't the worst in the class, don't say that!

[User] My grade sure did reflect it.

[User] There's always next time, you just need to study harder!


[System] disgusted: My best friend's husband cheated on her with his sister in law!

[User] I guarantee you have never heard a thing more vile. My best friend's husband cheated on her with his sister in law!

[User] That is awful. I hope she has friends and family she can lean on during this tough time.

[User] She does but I imagine it's going to be very hard for her.

[User] I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.  I feel so bad for her.


[System] furious: Someone hit my car while it was parked. They didn't leave there information and ended up parking next to me. Had a big talk with the guy who did it.

[User] Someone hit my car while it was parked the other day. He even parked next to my car.

[User] That's unlucky, did you ever exchange information?

[User] The guy tried to ignore me as he got into his car. Called the cops and they forced him too.,

[User] Well I hope it all works out in the end somehow.


[System] surprised: I was shopping for grociers and I saw someone wearing a dog costume, pretty unexpected.

[User] I was shopping for groceries the other day and saw someone in a dog costume, pretty unexpected.

[User] What kind of dog was the costume or did it look weird?

[User] I think it was supposed to be a golden retriever, but it looked weird.

[User] Well were they trying to sell something maybe?


[System] impressed: My aunt can juggle 6 items.

[Assistant] My aunt can juggle 6 items

[User] That is so cool.  What kinda stuff does she juggle?

[Assistant] Mostly jobs and children.

[User] hahaha funny.

[Assistant] I did not mean to be? I wanted to tell you about how amazing she is.


[System] embarrassed: I was so embarrassed.  I farted while I was out on a date.

[User] I was so embarrassed.  I farted while I was out on a date.

[Assistant] Oh, lord. Did the other person die?

[User] No they lived.  We both did.  I just pretended nothing happened.

[Assistant] Man, i would have left and walked out right away.


[System] grateful: My son always thinks of me when I need it most.

[User] My son always thinks of me when I need it the most. He's super intuitive.

[User] That has to make you feel so good deep inside.

[User] It does, he had no idea I was running short on money but he stopped by my house with dinner!

[User] Wow, that is thoughtful.  Thoughtfulness will help him go a long way in life.


[System] disgusted: My best friend found out that his wife had an affair with his brother.  I am beside myself right now with anger.

[User] I learned today that my friends wife had an affair with his brother.  I'm beyond flabbergasted.

[User] Wow! How can someone do that to someone with someone so close?

[User] I don't know.  I thought I knew who she was, obviously I don't.

[User] That's such a shame. And shame on his brother, too!


[System] terrified: I was in a friends house one night. We were watching a movie when he heard a loud bang suddenly. Then we heard clawing noises.

[User] So i was watching a movie with our other friend the other night.

[User] What did you watch/?

[User] Finding Nemo but it was more what happened during the movie. Heard this loud bang sound. It spooked us good.

[User] So what was it?  You are making me scared.


[System] afraid: I am so scared.  I think I just heard a ghost in the other room.

[User] I am so scared! LOL.  I think I just heard a ghost coming from the other room here.

[User] Oh man that is pretty scary.

[User] I kid you not.  My one dog keeps barking at nothing but acting like he can see something.

[User] You should probably see a priest then.


[System] annoyed: I purchased a new router and it was DOA

[User] I purchased a new router and it was DOA when it got to me today :(

[User] I hate when that happens.  Makes you want to leave things for the mailman.

[User] The package wasn't too beat up

[User] I hope they can take it back for you.

[User] They have a good return policy.  Just annoying as hell.


[System] jealous: I am jealous of my best friend.  She just had a baby.

[User] I am jealous of my best friend.  She just had a baby.

[User] Are you baby crazy?  Let me guess.. 30-ish?

[User] No.. actually I am older.  Too old to have a baby :(

[User] That sucks. Missed opportunity or biological problems?


[System] joyful: I'm going on vacation tomorrow

[User] Guess what I get to do tomorrow!!!

[User] Whatever it is, you seem excited. What is it?

[User] I'm going on vacation! I haven't been on one in years!

[User] Vacations are sooooo nice!!!  I hope you have an amazing one@!


[System] annoyed: Stuck in traffic due to a wreck and a person flies by on the emergency lane -

[User] We were stuck in traffic for over an hour due to a wreck the other day.

[User] That's really annoying for you but I hope everyone involved is okay.

[User] Yes, it wasn't a bad wreck.  But this buffoon thought he was more important than anyone else, and flew up beside us in the emergency lane.!

[User] I cannot stand people who do that! Don't they know they could be blocking someone from getting the medical attention they need?

[User] Well, I think he got what he deserved.  About 10 seconds later, the police flew up that same emergency lane!


[System] surprised: Everyone has already left the office. It's oddly quiet.

[Assistant] Everyone has already left the office. It's oddly quiet.

[User] Why are you there all alone?

[Assistant] I have to wait for something to come in. Not sure how long it's gonna be.

[User] I hope you aren't too lonely!


[System] furious: My son stole $600 from me!

[User] I cannot believe that my own son would steal from me!!!!

[Assistant] Oh no. Why did he steal?

[User] I have no idea but I thought I raised him better than this! $600 gone!

[Assistant] Sometimes they have a reason, and it doesn't make him a bad person depending on the reason.


[System] grateful: My daughter is amazing.  She cooked the family dinner tonight after we got home from work.

[User] After a long day at work, I was surprised to find my daughter had cooked the family dinner.

[User] That was so nice of her. I'm sure that you really appreciated her for doing that.

[User] It was very delicious and even more appreciated that's for sure.

[User] Maybe you have a budding chef on your hands.


[System] sentimental: I was watching old videos of my nieces and nephew when they were little. It really took me back.

[User] I was watching old videos of my nieces and nephew when they were little. It really took me back.".

[User] A bit of nostalgia, huh?  It is always wonderful to look back on old family memories.

[User] That is so true. It can really take you right back to the moment.

[User] The times we share with family should always be cherished.


[System] disappointed: No one rsvped to my birthday party.

[User] I guess I'm not as liked as I thought I am.

[Assistant] Oh no, what happened if you don't mind me asking.

[User] No one rsvped to my birthday party, I'm pretty bummed.

[Assistant] Oh man, that sucks. You can enjoy the day on your own! Forget them then.


[System] anticipating: My daughter told me I should be expecting a shipment soon. I don't know what it could be!

[Assistant] My daughter told me I should be expecting a shipment soon. I don't know what it could be!

[User] Oh, I love surprises like that! How exciting!

[Assistant] Yea. She won't tell me what it is. I hope she didn't spend too much money though.

[User] I hope not either but it's sweet!


[System] caring: The new addition to our family was just born this weekend.

[Assistant] The new addition to our family was just born this weekend.

[User] You must be thrilled. What did you have?

[Assistant] It's a girl! I'm so excited but also kind of scared of parenting!

[User] Is this your first?


[System] disappointed: When my girls were younger and playing softball sometimes I couldn't make it to all of their games.

[User] When my girls were younger and playing softball sometimes I couldn't make it to all of their games.

[Assistant] Oh no, I know that must make you feel bad, but you can't always be there.

[User] Yeah it was hard to have to miss some. Luckily though I did have family that went so they weren't unwatched.

[Assistant] That's good. How many girls do you have?


[System] disappointed: I was hoping to join my family for dinner but seems like I'm stuck at work.

[Assistant] I was hoping to join my family for dinner but seems like I'm stuck at work

[User] That sucks.  Maybe they can wait just a bit longer for you?

[Assistant] No, I wouldn't want them to. It's 8pm now. I just wish work was more considerate of my time.

[User] We always need to make time for our families.  They are the most important thing in this world.


[System] terrified: I just finished watching Mindhunter on Netflix.  The first season ended with me cringing on the couch.

[User] I just finished the first season of Mind hunter on Netflix. I almost wet my pants.

[Assistant] Wow. Must be a really good show. What's it about?

[User] Serial Killer and FBI profiling. Its intense.

[Assistant] I love thrillers. I watched Killing Eve.


[System] furious: I was supposed to be off work 3 hours ago. I'm still here.

[Assistant] I was supposed to be off work 3 hours ago. I'm still here

[User] Are you working while you are at work?

[Assistant] hahaha yea. Might as well do something instead of sitting around waiting on this shipment.

[User] Smart man smart man.


[System] ashamed: I feel so guilty.  I cheated on my husband.

[User] I feel so guilty.  I cheated on my husband.

[Assistant] Oh no, what happened to cause the cheating?

[User] I just lost control.  I feel horrible for doing it.  But it just had to be done.

[Assistant] Have you guys talked about it? Or is he still upset?


[System] hopeful: I'm trying to look forward to the new school year for my children.

[Assistant] My children have started a new year at school.

[User] How many do you have? Are they excited?

[Assistant] There are two girls, they are ready to go, I'm the one that's nervous.

[User] What is making you so nervous?


[System] guilty: I told my kids that there were no sweets when there were.

[User] I told my kids that there were no sweets when there were

[Assistant] had they been eating too many?

[User] No. I just wanted it for myself.

[Assistant] oh, that's a cute one.


[System] jealous: Before I was dating to my wife she was going to a conference without me and I was afraid she was going to fall for someone else.

[User] Before I was dating to my wife she was going to a conference without me and I was afraid she was going to fall for someone else.  Needless to say I went to the conference.

[Assistant] What will you do if you can't be with your wife all the time?

[User] I'm fine now I completely trust her since we're married, but she was going a church singles conference without me.

[Assistant] Oh that makes a lot of sense now then.


[System] embarrassed: I forgot to bring my towel and had to run naked out of the common shower area to the locker rooms.

[Assistant] I forgot to bring my towel and had to run naked out of the common shower area to the locker rooms.

[User] Ohhh no!  There was no one there to offer you a towel?

[Assistant] Nope. Unfortunately, I was the last one out.

[User] Was it crowded?