[System] furious: i was upset when i saw someone put  dent in my door

[User] i was upset when i saw someone put a dent in my door

[Assistant] Was this a parking lot?

[User] yea

[Assistant] Figures. I don't know why people are so considerate when it comes to parking.


[System] ashamed: I took $20 from my roomie to go on a date.

[Assistant] I took $20 from my roomie to go on a date.

[User] did he notice?

[Assistant] Yea, he did. I told him I'd repay him and give him $10 extra when I get my paycheck.

[User] thats good of you


[System] apprehensive: I am feeling quite a lot of trepidation about the weekend coming up. It might involve seeing someone I am kind of involved with and I am not ready to see them again.

[User] I am feeling quite a lot of trepidation about the weekend coming up.

[User] why whats going on?

[User] It might involve seeing someone I am kind of involved with and I am not ready to see them again.

[User] ahh thats not good! hopefully it works out for you


[System] jealous: i really enjoy video games, i would love to make money playing them

[User] i love playing video games, i would like to make money doing it

[User] Have you tried twitch?

[User] actually i have, i watch streamers alot. i have an account just not many followers yet

[User] It takes time and being entertaining. Thats interesting. It's a social media age :)


[System] content: I took my kids to play at the park the other day and I was content while watching them.

[Assistant] I was content the other day while watching my kids play at the park.

[Assistant] it is nice. i love doing that too

[Assistant] It wears them out so they sleep well@

[Assistant] that is the best part

[Assistant] It wears them out so they sleep well!

[Assistant] my kids always have too much energy

[Assistant] Plus they leave me alone briefly lol

[Assistant] it doesn't last forever


[System] anticipating: I just ordered some hot wings. I cant wait til they get here

[Assistant] i just ordered some hot wings

[Assistant] Did you get the spicy kind

[Assistant] well they are hot wings lol

[Assistant] They sell them in mild too!

[Assistant] oh i got hot. mild is not worth buying. i cnt wait til they get here

[Assistant] I prefer mild wings. Did you order them fromore a pizza place?

[Assistant] there is a wing place near me. the lemon pepper one are good too

[Assistant] Oh that's cool they deliver.


[System] devastated: I found a text message on my wife phone. She is cheating on me.

[Assistant] I found a text message on my wife phone. She is cheating on me.

[Assistant] I'm sorry to hear that. Did you confront her about it?

[Assistant] Not yet. I am totally destroyed currently. So I can't. I will do soon.

[Assistant] You must feel so terrible. Are you going to stay with her?


[System] excited: Going to a gaming tournament. Never been.

[Assistant] Going to a gaming tournament. Never been.

[Assistant] What is the game?

[Assistant] There will be lots. Not sure which one I wanna watch yet.

[Assistant] Nice. Have fun.


[System] apprehensive: I'm going sky diving and kind of terrified.

[Assistant] I'm going sky diving and kind of terrified.

[Assistant] I would be too

[Assistant] Are you also afraid of heights?

[Assistant] yes. I cant even drive over a bridge


[System] guilty: i ordered a pizza just because my kids werent home. Then ate it and got rid of th evidence

[Assistant] I feel bad about something I did today

[Assistant] That doesn't sound good. What happened?

[Assistant] MY kids wanted pizza yesterday and I told them no

[Assistant] How'd they take it?

[Assistant] They were mad. Then while they were at school today I ordered a pizza and ate it lol


[System] afraid: I am a bit scared for the weekend to come. I don't know what will happen between me and another person and I hate the unknown.

[User] I am a bit scared for the weekend to come.

[Assistant] What's happening this weekend?

[User] I don't know what will happen between me and another person and I hate the unknown.

[Assistant] I hope it turns out ok.

[User] Thank you! I do too oh my gosh! lol


[System] caring: I couldn't afford my textbook, and my roomie made copies of the pages for me.

[Assistant] I couldn't afford my textbook, and my roomie made copies of the pages for me.

[User] That is SO nice!That's a great roomate!

[Assistant] Yea. She's pretty amazing!

[User] That is a great friend as well. I hope you all have a long lasting relationship


[System] anxious: My thermostat is out of control. Feels like winter here.

[Assistant] My thermostat is out of control. Feels like winter here.

[Assistant] Time to grab a blanket. You mean that it's inaccurate?

[Assistant] Something is wrong with it. I would have to turn it off, but then we'd be burning up.

[Assistant] Sounds like you are stuck between a rock and a hard place! I hope you get it sorted out swiftly!


[System] angry: i was mad when i saw a dent in my door

[User] i was mad when i saw a dent in my door

[User] Woah.  I would be too.  What do you think happened?

[User] someone hit it and fled

[User] How can people do that!  Its awful.  I think you can use those suction things to get dents out pretty well.  Sorry that happened to you.


[System] surprised: My husband just came home early from a business trip and had dinner ready for me when I got home from work! I was shocked to say the least!

[User] My husband just came home early from a business trip and had dinner ready for me when I got home from work! I was shocked to say the least!

[User] thats cool

[User] He wasn't supposed to be home for another week but something happened and they had to cut it short.

[User] were you happy to see him early ?


[System] anticipating: waiting for a packaget to be delivered

[User] i cant wait for my package to get delivered today

[Assistant] What's in it?

[User] it is a new guitar , a new amp and some tshirts

[Assistant] Sounds like some good stuff


[System] surprised: i was shocked when i got the day off

[User] i was shocked when i got the day off

[User] That's awesome!  Did you request it and just weren't expecting it or did you just get a random day off?

[User] requested it but was told not to expect it to get approved

[User] I love when that happens!  Good, its about time you got it.  I hope you enjoy whatever you're doing with the time off!


[System] annoyed: I live in a duplex and my neighbors keep parking their cars too far apart for me to park my one car and its a driveway for 4 cars.  They really don't know how to park.

[User] I live in a duplex and my neighbors keep parking their cars too far apart for me to park my one car and its a driveway for 4 cars. They really don't know how to park.

[User] how are you going to resolve this issue

[User] I've already spoken directly to them about it because there should be room left for even another car in case someone comes over.  They did it for about 2 days and then went back to doing it badly again.  I have to talk to the landlord next.

[User] time to slash some tires


[System] confident: I felt  confident last  time I dressed up nice.

[Assistant] Last time I dressed up I felt confide t.

[Assistant] Thats great

[Assistant] I have recently started exercising and eating right.

[Assistant] I need to do the same

[Assistant] Its a good habit to get into.

[Assistant] nothing wrong with being healthy

[Assistant] nope and there are great perks that come with it.


[System] sentimental: I have all of my kids first day pics in an album. I get emottional every first day of school

[Assistant] I kept all of my kids first day pics every year. They are in a book

[Assistant] I need to try and do that.

[Assistant] I cry every first day and not they are at different schools so its three different times a year lol

[Assistant] That's sweet. Have they started back to school yet?

[Assistant] Only one so I have two more days of crying to go

[Assistant] Oh enjoy the time you get to yourself.

[Assistant] I know right

[Assistant] Main reason I started going to the gym was to get a break lol


[System] hopeful: I am getting a second vacuum from the same company tomorrow and I truly hope it's not a doozy like the first one was!

[User] I am getting a second vacuum from the same company tomorrow and I truly hope it's not a doozy like the first one was!

[Assistant] Good luck, what was wrong with the first?

[User] The power button didn't work unless I held it in. I really needed a vacuum too so it was a big annoyance to have to send it back!

[Assistant] That's understandable, I'd send it back as well

[User] Yes, I could not hold it down while vacuuming lol. I am not that agile and frankly I don't want a broken item


[System] excited: I am so full of anticipation!  School starts on Monday!

[User] I am so full of anticipation! School starts on Monday!

[Assistant] YAAAAAYYYY

[User] I am teaching at a new school so its scary and new

[Assistant] cool. how long have yo ubeen teaching?

[User] bout ten years

[Assistant] that's a long time. You should be used to it


[System] anxious: I can't wait until everyone is back in school. Including the neighbors kids. ITs too loud around here

[Assistant] I am excited about the kids started back too

[User] How many kids do you have

[Assistant] I have none. But all of my neighbors do and they like to be noisey in the summer lol

[User] I don't have any either so I feel your pain.

[Assistant] I would like a llittle peace while I watch my stories


[System] lonely: yesterday i was all alone!

[User] yesterday i was all alone!

[Assistant] I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?

[User] kids left for a couple of days

[Assistant] Did you enjoy it at least?

[User] of course

[Assistant] How old are your kids?


[System] sentimental: I was looking at some pictures recently and got sentimental about my childhood.

[Assistant] I felt sentimental the other day while looking at some pics

[User] old childhood?

[Assistant] Yes, reminds me of holidays and birthdays back then.

[User] thats cool

[Assistant] I miss being a kid and being care free.


[System] sad: I am not happy that the summer is almost over.

[User] I am not happy that the summer is almost over.

[User] I know, it feels like it just started.

[User] I really am going to miss the fun time at the pool.

[User] Enjoy it while it's still here.


[System] grateful: I just saved 20 percent on my car insurance by switching to another company.  I am very thankful for the savings.

[User] I just saved 20 percent on my car insurance by switching to another company.

[User] Was it the company with the Gecko?

[User] Yes, it was.  I am very thankful for the savings!

[User] That is great, what will you do with the extra money?


[System] prepared: I wanted to make sure I had everything.  I packed a flash light, some matches, and a tent.

[User] Soooo .. I wanted to make sure I had everything. I packed a flash light, some matches, and a tent.

[User] Are you going camping?

[User] No.. but I wanted to make sure I was ready incase I ever did go.

[User] lol, Yes and also you should have something like that for emergencies, or the apocolypse!


[System] sentimental: I was thinking about my pets a lot the past few days and how I will always be dedicated to helping animals.

[User] I was thinking about my pets and a few loose cats I know of a lot the past few days and how I will always be dedicated to helping animals."

[User] Awww.. I love cats.. Sorry.. I was yelling at my boyfriend..

[User] LOL! Well that is a funny thing. Yelling at him? What happened! Yes, I will always help them. I am very worried about a little grey and white one especially...He used to beg at my neighbors door..and my neighbor is now gone and I haven't seen him.

[User] Awww.. I hope you find him.. he is playing video games and being super lazy

[User] Oh girl...Don't you hate that? I cannot stand a lazy dude..Unless they are working 15 hour days..and even then..I work too- Everyone needs to help. Oi...When did men ever turn into boys as they get older? And not in the cute happy way! lol

[User] He sucks he doesn't work or do chores at home.. PS4 24/7

[User] Kick him out honey..You are not his mother. Partners should never have to be the parent to a grown adult. You are worth more then that and you are here working. Frankly he either needs to be taking care of the house and doing a good job OR WORKING..His job should be looking for work all day then. Oi...I am angry for you!!

[User] He thinks I am his mother I think he wants to be mothered


[System] excited: i cant wait for the weekend!

[User] i cant wait for the weekend!

[User] Oh I feel the exact opposite! lol. What are you looking forward too?

[User] not having to wake up at 4am to go to work!

[User] OHH! That would be wonderful! Sleeping in is the best when you can do it!


[System] angry: I saw a lady spit all over her hands after coughing..and then sneeze, wipe her nose..then she TOUCHED the door handle...Omg..I about died...and vomitted

[User] I saw a lady spit all over her hands after coughing..and then sneeze, wipe her nose..then she TOUCHED the door handle

[User] what did you do

[User] Well, I did NOT go in too that store lol! And I am very glad for doors that open at other stores without touching them. Omg..I about died...and vomitted when she did it.

[User] that was a good move


[System] lonely: MY kids are getting older and hanging out with their friends on the weekend. Im always by myself

[Assistant] I am realizing that my kids are getting older and gonna leave me soon

[User] its almost party time!

[Assistant] They already leave every weekend to hang out

[User] ah

[Assistant] Im sad though lol


[System] surprised: i was happy to see i was approved for the weekend off

[User] i was happy to see i was approved for the weekend off

[Assistant] That's cool. did you make plans?

[User] shop for the kids.. school starts monday

[Assistant] I feel for parents whose kids dont start until september lol


[System] terrified: I ran out of gas while traveling across state and had no idea where I was.

[User] I once ran out of gas in my car while traveling across state. I had no idea where I was at the time. It was pretty scary.

[User] I've done that before.. it gets super dark on the highways and you don't realize it till you don't have any lights shining.

[User] Yeah, it can happen easily. I blame myself for not keeping a better eye on the gas gauge.

[User] I had a similar problem where my car overheated in the middle of nowhere.. so you never know.. anything can happen


[System] surprised: Well.. I came home from work today and I opened the front door and you would believe what happened.

[User] Well.. I came home from work today and I opened the front door and you would believe what happened.

[User] Was it something good or bad?

[User] well when you come in my house and walk through the door you can see straight out into my yard.. and lo and behold.. there was a yeti in my yard

[User] No way... Bigfoot himself?

[User] I swear to god.. no one believes me

[User] It's okay... I believe you. The truth is out there.


[System] disappointed: i was sad when i didnt win the lottery

[User] i was sad when i didnt win the lottery

[Assistant] I would be too!

[User] yea maybe next time

[Assistant] Who knows, maybe you'll win


[System] annoyed: I'm so hungry and my husband is taking long bringing me food

[Assistant] I'm so hungry and my husband is taking long bringing me food

[User] eat a snack

[Assistant] Yes I probably will since it's taking so long

[User] thats a good plan


[System] surprised: My mom just got through selling my grandmothers farm. She decided with some of the money she is going to take both her kids and their families on  a cruise for Spring Break. We were shocked and can't wait to go.

[User] My mom sold my grandmothers farm house and decided with some of the money she is going to take my family and my sisters family on a cruise for Spring Break.

[User] thats nice

[User] I was so shocked that she would do that for all of us. We are so excited and can't wait to go.

[User] i hope you have fun!


[System] trusting: i knew i shouldnt have trusted my brother with my dog

[User] i knew i shouldnt have trusted my brother with my dog

[User] Why? What happened? I hope it was nothing really bad.

[User] left gate open and dog got out

[User] Oh no! Did you ever find your dog?


[System] caring: A lady in my church is going through a hard time, I want to help her out however I can.

[User] A lady in my church is going through a hard time. Now I don't have much but I want to help her out however I can.

[User] That is wonderful of you! She is going through a hard time financially?

[User] She is so I was thinking I could collect some canned goods for her.

[User] That would be great! So many towns also have some great food banks too! We should always help eachother out


[System] caring: I bought some groceries today for someone I care about that is HARD to care about sometimes. But they are trying really hard to change..and while it's too soon to tell..I felt very compassionate towards them today.

[User] I bought some groceries today for someone I care about that is HARD to care about sometimes.

[User] Why is it hard for you?

[User] They make it hard because they have a lot of problems and they take their anger out on me. But they are trying really hard to change..and while it's too soon to tell..I felt very compassionate towards them today.

[User] Well, that's really great of you to be the bigger person in such a situation.

[User] They have some mental illness and they had a very rough child hood..I saw a video the other day that reminded me of what their child hood was like..I can't imagine how I would be if I grew up like that


[System] sad: My daughter's chihuahua had an autoimmune disease.  She passed away in February

[User] My daughter's chihuahua was diagnosed with an auto-immune disease about a month after we had her.  She did pretty good with it for quite awhile.

[User] im so sorry to hear that

[User] Yeah, she ended up getting pancreatitis when she was 6 and just never recovered unfortunately.

[User] is she still alive?


[System] excited: i cnat wait for my vacation to start next week

[User] i cant wait for my vacation to start next week!!1

[User] wow, where are you going!?

[User] i am going to amsterdam

[User] I can imagine how excited you are!  Are you visiting anyone or just going to go see the sights?


[System] sad: I am getting older and to still see that people can be so untrustworthy and that they will be such betrayers and so hateful over nothing is hard to see

[User] I am getting older and to still see that people can be so untrustworthy and that they will be such betrayers and so hateful over nothing is hard to see

[User] thats the time we live in now....

[User] That is very sad. I think there are people like this in every generation but it seems like everyone is getting more detached, more apathetic as the years go on.

[User] i think its going to continue to get worse before it gets better

[User] I don't know if it will ever get better honestly. Hold on to the good people


[System] caring: i loved taking care of my sisters pet

[User] i loved taking care of my sisters pet

[User] I wish my sister felt that way about mine! lol. What kind of pets does she have?

[User] a bearded dragon

[User] They are very curious creatures. Very people friendly. What is their name?


[System] embarrassed: I went to register my daughter for school and brought literally no paperwork. I stood in line for nothing

[Assistant] I went to register my daughter for school last week.

[Assistant] oh thats an exciting time. is she excited?

[Assistant] She started yesterday. When I went to register her I had no paperwork though. I was so embarassed,

[Assistant] we're all forgetful sometimes.  I bet there were plenty of people who didnt have paperwork

[Assistant] You're right. My kids got the last spot too.


[System] sad: I got really upset when I had to move away from my childhood home.  all my memories were there.

[Assistant] I really miss my old house sometimes

[Assistant] I know the feeling. Why did you move

[Assistant] It was my childhood home.  all my memories were there.  I was quite upset when we moved away

[Assistant] That sucks. I hope we never sell my grandmas home. Too many memories


[System] afraid: there have been many instances of attempted abduction in my area. i hate when my wife and son are out without me

[User] alot of attempted abuctions near me has me nervous when my wife and son go out alone

[User] dang thats messed up..

[User] yeah tell me about it, bunch of creeps around here

[User] yea thats a lot of places now..


[System] afraid: i was scared going home alone the other night

[User] i was scared going home alone the other night

[User] were you walking home?

[User] yea down a street with no lights

[User] oh yeah thats always sketchy


[System] afraid: I am so scared right now.  I just heard a crashing noise in my back room.

[User] I am so scared right now.  I just heard a crashing noise in my back room.

[Assistant] Holy Cannoli! Are you going to go check it out?

[User] No I am scared.. sounded like shattered glass.

[Assistant] I hope everything is OK. You should probably go hide in the closet!


[System] excited: I can't wait until I get paid. I am going SHOPPING

[Assistant] I cant wait til I get paid

[User] what are you going to get

[Assistant] Everything in Macys lol. I haven't been shopping in so long

[User] that sounds like a good plan

[Assistant] ITs a terrible plan but Im gonna do it anyway


[System] lonely: i was all alone the other day

[User] i was all alone the other day

[Assistant] Why?

[User] kids left home

[Assistant] Did you enjoy the quiet time?


[System] content: I had such a nice dinner, I feel great!

[Assistant] I had such a nice dinner, I feel great!

[Assistant] Nice, what did you have? I am so hungry right now.

[Assistant] I went over to a friend's house and she had made lasagna

[Assistant] Mmm, I love lasagna. Wish I could have come too.


[System] sentimental: I miss when I was younger and living at home. It was such a innocent time. No worries about bills or anything like that.

[Assistant] I miss living at home with my parents. They took care of everything. No bills or stress back then.

[Assistant] I'm right there with you. Those were much simpler times

[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't know what stress was back then. Wish I could go back in time.

[Assistant] Yeah I don't know how our parents did it


[System] excited: i cant wait for the weekend!

[User] i cant wait for the weekend!

[Assistant] big plans?

[User] gonna go to the coast and chillax

[Assistant] I wish I could go and chillax anywhere


[System] sad: My rent is going up and I can't afford it. Now we will all have to move

[Assistant] my rent is going up soon

[User] gonna move to a new place?

[Assistant] i might have to. Ive been here 5 years

[User] sucks

[Assistant] yeah. my kids like it here too


[System] prepared: My exam is on next week. I like to score high. So I'm studying hard.

[Assistant] My aim is to score high in my last exam.

[User] I am sure you will.. You seem to have studied hard last semester.

[Assistant] Yeah, I'm ready to face the exam.

[User] I failed a huge test last week.. for my English 6-12 certification


[System] proud: I am so happy.  I just won a medal this week. .... gold!

[User] I am so happy!  I won a medal this week.. gold!

[Assistant] Wow. My hearty congratulations to you!

[User] THank you very much..   I felt so good crossing that finish line.

[Assistant] Yeah, It is a proud moment.


[System] furious: <y son just wasted my margarita all over my couch. I just got it cleanes

[Assistant] My son wasted juice all over my couch

[User] oh no. im sure it was an accident. is he young?

[Assistant] 4. I wasnt made that he wasted it really, I had just gotten it cleaned though.

[User] i would have been upset for both reasons. especially after just having it cleaned


[System] caring: helping a stranger with car trouble

[User] i saw a person pulled over on the side of the road and looking frazzled, so i stopped

[Assistant] what happened?

[User] they had a blown tire, and didnt have a spare. frightened them a bit.

[Assistant] Always gotta have a spare


[System] impressed: It's amazing how much the dog I have has recovered from abuse and almost being starved to death in just two weeks!

[User] It's amazing how much the dog I have has recovered from abuse and almost being starved to death in just two weeks!

[User] thats wonderful .. hope they continue to progress

[User] Me too! Except now she drives me a bit crazy as poor girl seems to not know anything about house living and I don't think she ever experienced puppy hood- she is a year old. So now she is being a handful!

[User] yea thats understandable


[System] joyful: i am happy its almost the weekend!

[User] i am happy its almost the weekend!

[User] What will you be doing this weekend/

[User] clubbin

[User] Don't club any seals :)


[System] annoyed: A guy pulled out turning left right in front of us, he didn't even STOP in the turn lane and he made a semi circle to also pass the left lane and come ALL the way over to the right lane and cut us off. We had to SLAM on the brakes. I truly hate bad drivers

[User] A guy pulled out turning left right in front of us, he didn't even STOP in the turn lane and he made a semi circle to also pass the left lane and come ALL the way over to the right lane and cut us off.

[Assistant] Wow, that sounds very dangerous. Were you afraid?

[User] Yep...because he was a foot from us it was hard to stop and we were wedged in! We had to SLAM on the brakes. I truly hate bad drivers

[Assistant] I totally feel. Gotta hate those jerks that are always cutting people off!


[System] lonely: I went to a rock concert by myself. My friends ditched me and I felt so alone.

[Assistant] I went to a rock concert all by myself - my friends ditched me!

[User] Thats disturbing!

[Assistant] I never felt so alone in my life. Didn't have anyone to mosh with.

[User] lol. Well I hope you had a car? Also I hope you got better friends


[System] caring: I just love babies. I wish they all could have loving homes

[Assistant] I wish all kids could be happy

[User] yea? whats the matter?

[Assistant] I just fell bad when I know kids don't have a loving family or everything they need

[User] yea that part sucks

[Assistant] it does


[System] anxious: i cant wait to see if i got the promotion at work

[User] i cant wait to see if i got teh promotion at work

[Assistant] I hope you do. IS there a big pay raise

[User] 8%!

[Assistant] I don't know if that's good or not lol


[System] terrified: Today a swarm of wasps was chasing after me.  I was so scared.

[User] Today a swarm of wasps was chasing after me.

[User] did they catch you?

[User] No but I was so scared!

[User] at least they didnt get you then!


[System] furious: i was pissed when i saw a dent in my door

[User] i was pissed when i saw a dent in my door

[User] How did that happen?

[User] someone hit it while i was at the store

[User] That is the worst, I hate that.


[System] lonely: I went to the skating rink all alone. It was terrible since my friends ditched me.

[Assistant] I went to the skating rink all by my lonesome. It was quite depressing.

[User] That's no good, why didn't you bring a friend with you?

[Assistant] My friends ditched me. Some friends they are.

[User] I'm sorry that happened. You deserve better friends than them anyway.


[System] grateful: It was so hot today and I was so sweaty. I was so glad I have a great air conditioner at my house!

[User] It was a scorcher outside today! I was so sweaty I thought I was gonna pass out!

[Assistant] Oh boy, sounds like a terrible time! Did you drink water?

[User] I did but then I went home and sat in front of my AC, I was so thankful that it got repaired a few days ago.

[Assistant] That's great that you got it repaired. Else your house would've been a sauna.


[System] impressed: I have recently started watching professional handball. I can't believe how good some of the players are. They must have been training a long time.

[Assistant] I started watching professional handball recently. It is such a great sport. I can't believe how good some of the player are.

[User] my dad used to play hand ball.it was very fun and interesting watching them play when i was a kid

[Assistant] Cool, I am surprised it is not more popular. It is really exciting to watch.

[User] yeah.it needs more exposure


[System] embarrassed: at a restraunt without my wallet

[User] i went to lunch today. when i got up to go pay i realized i had left my wallet at home

[Assistant] Oh man that is the worst feeling. Did you have to wash the dishes?

[User] hahaha. no. i explained to the manager and i asked my roomate to bring it to me.i ended up being late back to work.

[Assistant] Well at least you didn't have to walk out without paying. Good decision.


[System] lonely: I went to the movies all alone. It was quite depressing.

[Assistant] I went to the movies alone. It was quite depressing.

[Assistant] That sounds lonely. Why did you go alone?

[Assistant] My friends ditched me. Some friends they are!

[Assistant] That is really messed up. Was it at least a good movie?


[System] guilty: I was running late for work this morning. I had let my dog outside and forgot to make sure he came back. Now he is lost

[Assistant] I was running late for work this morning.

[Assistant] That really sucks. Did you get in trouble?

[Assistant] No, but I had let my dog out before I left and then forgot to let him back in and now he's gone. I feel horrible!

[Assistant] Awwww, that's terrible. I hope you find him!


[System] annoyed: I'm a few dollars short for an important bill I have due.

[User] I'm a few dollars short for an important bill I have due.

[User] Are you going to be able to get that money?

[User] I have no idea, it's annoying to think about.

[User] I hope everything works out for you.


[System] guilty: I stole money out of my church's collection plate.  I feel so ashamed.

[User] I stole money out of my church's collection plate.

[User] Are you having desperate times?

[User] I just needed money for alcohol.  I feel so ashamed.

[User] I think you need to go and talk to someone, your pastor may be the best place to start.


[System] lonely: I went to the park all alone. It was quite depressing.

[Assistant] I went to the park all alone. I was quite depressed.

[User] I hear you! I am in that boat too! It can be very hard to be alone a lot

[Assistant] It is! My friends ditched me - some friends they are.

[User] Those are NOT friends


[System] disgusted: Went to put in an order today at the drive thru..and someone stuck their GUM on the speaker...Seriously? Why can't people clean up after themselves. When did society become that entitled?

[User] Went to put in an order today at the drive thru..and someone stuck their GUM on the speaker...Seriously?

[Assistant] What savages! Did you tell the drive through guy?

[User] geez- No I forgot about that! I knowthey clean it up all the time though. Why can't people clean up after themselves. When did society become that entitled?

[Assistant] I'm not sure, but I'm not liking where society is heading these days.

[User] I feel you! seems like most have reverted to 3 year olds, like they never learned even basic human behavior


[System] annoyed: My dog crapped on the rug yesterday. I was so peeved!

[Assistant] My dog crapped on the rug yesterday.

[User] did you rub his nose in it

[Assistant] Nope, but the thought did cross my mind. I was so peeved!

[User] teach him a lesson!


[System] angry: i was mad when i saw a dent in my door

[User] i was mad when i saw a dent in my door

[Assistant] I would be mad too. Did you find the culprit?

[User] nope.. just white streaks along with a dent

[Assistant] That really sucks. Are you going to get it fixed?


[System] angry: I just got cable installed and I can never find anything good on television. What a waste

[Assistant] I just ordered cable a couple weeks ago and got it installed

[Assistant] wow that's great!

[Assistant] it's not. I still can't find anything on tv

[Assistant] I hate when that happens... so many channels, nothing to watch

[Assistant] Exactly. A waste of my hard earned cash


[System] anxious: I go on vacation tomorrow.. I hope  I packed everything I need

[Assistant] I go on vacation tomorrow.. I hope I packed everything I need

[Assistant] Where are you going

[Assistant] We're going to Disney World

[Assistant] That sounds fun


[System] proud: My son said his first word yesterday. I was filled with pride.

[Assistant] My son said his first word yesterday.

[User] Oh, that's so cool!

[Assistant] I know! He said "money"! I was so proud.

[User] That's a smart kid!


[System] furious: Someone stole the stereo out of my car.  I am so mad thinking about it.

[User] Someone stole the stereo out of my car.

[Assistant] That sucks. Did you catch the culprit?

[User] No, I am so mad thinking about it!

[Assistant] I would be too! Did you buy a new one?


[System] afraid: I heard a noise downstairs in my kitchen.  I am home alone and i am scared to go see what it was

[Assistant] ahh, I just heard a noise and im pretty scared

[User] run!

[Assistant] im home alone and there was a noise in my kitchen.  what do i do?

[User] grab your gun and take names.


[System] confident: i went into that interviewing knowing i was going to answer anything they threw at me

[User] i went into that interviewing knowing i was going to answer anything they threw at me

[Assistant] sounds like you were pretty well prepared.  howd it go?

[User] i aced it

[Assistant] Awesome.  Great job.  What kind of job is it?


[System] excited: My birthday is tomorrow . I am so hyped!

[Assistant] My birthday is tomorrow. I am so hyped!

[Assistant] happy early birthday!

[Assistant] Thank you! I am so excited for all the gifts!

[Assistant] ARe you going to have a party?


[System] angry: i can't believe my ex borrowed money from me and acts like he doesnt remember

[Assistant] My ex borrowed money from me a long time ago.

[Assistant] That's no good. Did he ever repay you?

[Assistant] No. And he acts like he doesnt remember!

[Assistant] What a jerk. I would take it to Judge Judy.

[Assistant] He couldnt afford to get there lol


[System] nostalgic: The warm breeze always makes me think of my first kiss. So many good memories.

[Assistant] The warm breeze today reminded me of my first kiss.

[Assistant] That seems like a nice memory

[Assistant] It was! Those days were filled with grand memories.

[Assistant] IT's nice remembering the good times


[System] sentimental: Tomorrow is my last day of work. I am going to miss my coworkers.

[Assistant] Tomorrow is my last day of work. I am going to miss my coworkers.

[Assistant] Awwww, that's sad. Why is it your last day?

[Assistant] I'm moving to a different state for my husband's job

[Assistant] Well, I suppose it'll be a different experience. I am sure you'll meet a bunch of new cool people.


[System] content: I just had a meal at Chipotle.  I was quite satisfied with it.

[User] I just had a meal at Chipotle.

[User] I've never been there, did you enjoy it?

[User] I was quite satisfied with it.

[User] I think I need to go there, everyone seems to love it.


[System] angry: My best friend had to leave town to help take care of her mother who was diagnosed with lung cancer.  Her husband agreed she needed to go and then filed for divorce

[User] My best friend had to leave town to help take care of her mother who was diagnosed with lung cancer.

[User] I feel sorry for your friend.

[User] Yeah, well wait until you hear this! Her husband agreed that she needed to go help her mom, and then he filed for divorce!

[User] That is such a terrible story.


[System] angry: My landlord posted a curfew for our complex. Its pointless now the summer is over

[Assistant] my landlord posted flyers about a curfew in our complex

[Assistant] That really sucks. Sounds like a regular ole Fidel Castro.

[Assistant] The kids are going back to school now. We couldve used it in the summer lol

[Assistant] True. Kids always get up to no good at night!

[Assistant] especially on hot summer nights!


[System] angry: My dog pooped on the rug. I was so mad!

[Assistant] My dog pooped on the rug.

[Assistant] oopsie!

[Assistant] I know! I was so mad! She usually doesn't do that!

[Assistant] MAybe she is sick


[System] angry: it makes me very unhappy when i let someone out in traffic and they dont acknowledge me

[User] it makes me angry when i let someone out in traffic without being acknowleded

[User] Do you honk your horn at them?

[User] generally i do, gotta be careful with all the crazies out there though

[User] That is true. It is always better to be safe than sorry.


[System] lonely: I went to the movies by myself yesterday. I have no friends.

[User] I went to the movies by myself yesterday. I have no friends.

[User] what movie did you see?

[User] I went an saw Mission Impossible.

[User] was it good? ive been wanting to check it out


[System] disgusted: I took the trash out the other night and the bag burst all over me. Never felt so disgusted.

[Assistant] I took the trash out and the bag burst all over me.

[Assistant] That sounds horrible... I'm sorry that happened to you

[Assistant] Me too. Although, the two week old rotten ramen still tasted somewhat good.

[Assistant] Ew no way! Lol


[System] joyful: I'm ready for the weekend!

[Assistant] I'm ready for the weekend!

[Assistant] Nice! What are you planning on doing?

[Assistant] No plans yet, I'm just happy to sleep in

[Assistant] Sounds like the ultimate plan to me. I think I will do the same.


[System] ashamed: I was taking a shower at the public pool. I took off my clothes and got in and then finished and realized someone stole my clothes!

[Assistant] Hi, I had an instance at the local pool before!

[Assistant] What was the instance? Something bad or good?

[Assistant] Someone done stole my clothes while I was in the shower!

[Assistant] Whoa that is not cool. I would be so ticked off.

[Assistant] I cried.


[System] angry: I saw a guy throw a bunch of garbage out his window. I was so mad. I yelled at him to clean up the trash.

[Assistant] I saw this dude throw a bunch of garbage out of his car. I yelled at him to go pick it up.

[Assistant] Did he turn around there and go and pick that on up?

[Assistant] No he sped away. But I got his license plate and now he is getting reamed on social media.

[Assistant] You should inform the local police, they will definately pick that person up!


[System] annoyed: My dog pooped on the rug today. I never felt so peeved!

[Assistant] My dog pooped on the rug today. I never felt so peeved!

[User] Did you punish your dog?

[Assistant] I was going to, but she doesn't do it that often. I'll let it slide this time.

[User] That's good.  Your dog will learn.


[System] confident: I just bought a cabinet from IKEA.  I am sure I can put it together.

[User] I just bought a cabinet from IKEA.

[Assistant] Nice! What color is it?

[User] It's white.  I am sure I can put it together.

[Assistant] Yeah, they aren't too hard to put together. They're really fun too!


[System] furious: My dog pooped on the rug today. I was so mad!

[Assistant] My dog pooped on the rug today.

[User] Oh no!  Is it a puppy or perhaps sick?

[Assistant] I am not sure. I was so mad at first, but she doesn't usually do that, so I let it slide.

[User] Perhaps she had an upset tummy or something.  Sometimes with dogs it's hard to tell.


[System] anticipating: We took our girls on a surprise trip - we told them it was the beach.  It was Disney

[User] We took our girls on a surprise trip - we told them we were going to the beach but that was not the destination.

[Assistant] That sounds like fun! Where are you taking them? The junkyard?

[User] Wouldn't that be a hoot?  No, we took them to Disney!

[Assistant] Aw, that's sounds like so much fun! You sound like awesome parents :)


[System] anxious: the new madden came out today, i was so amped for it

[User] madden came out today, i was so stoked

[User] I love Madden, I can't wait to play it!

[User] it is the best one they have made in years

[User] I am so jealous!


[System] guilty: I have been cheating on my wife.  I feel so ashamed.

[User] I have been cheating on my wife.

[User] whoa, is the other woman more attractive?

[User] Oh yes but I am so ashamed.

[User] how long have you been married?


[System] angry: My crocodile bit my hand off. I was so mad!

[Assistant] My crocodile b my hand off today.

[Assistant] MY crocodile always does that

[Assistant] I know! Ain't it annoying? This whole typing with my feet thing is getting old pretty fast.

[Assistant] Get a prosthetic. I cant spell


[System] embarrassed: I wore miss matched flip flops today not thinking I would get out of the car. I was wrong

[Assistant] I wore miss matched flip flops today

[Assistant] What a tragedy! Did anyone say anything about it?

[Assistant] WEll I wasn't planning on getting out of the car but no one said anything. I think they were just being polite. I looked crazy

[Assistant] I am sure you did, but at least you don't look crazy every day like I do.


[System] guilty: My wife asked me to clean the house while she was away for a few days and I ended up wasting my time playing video games instead.

[User] My wife wanted me to clean the house while she was away for a few days and I ended up spending my free time playing video games instead. She was so pissed off when she got back. I feel terrible.

[Assistant] HAHA that sounds just like my husband!

[User] I kept telling myself that I was going to do it "later", but "later" never came. I can't blame her for being mad.

[Assistant] Well sometimes men tend to get lost in their video game world


[System] confident: I applied for a better position at work and I think I'm going to get it!

[Assistant] I applied for a better position at work and I think I'm going to get it!

[User] That's awesome! You must be a hard worker to be so confident!

[Assistant] Yeah and my manager encouraged me to apply. I hope my hard work pays off!

[User] Oh well in that case, I'm sure you'll get it! He must have confidence in you too.


[System] anxious: I have my final exam tomorrow. I am so nervous!

[Assistant] I have my final exam tomorrow. I am so nervous!

[User] I am sure you will do well!

[Assistant] I think I will, but it doesn't make me any less nervous. This is the big one!

[User] Just stay positive and everything will work out.


[System] anxious: I took a medical test today.  I am so nervous to find out the results.

[User] I took a medical test today.

[Assistant] How do you think you did on it?

[User] I'm not sure.  I am so nervous to find out the results.

[Assistant] I am sure you did fine on it. And besides, if you did poorly, there is always the good ole local McDonalds.


[System] ashamed: I cheated on my math test today. Felt so bad.

[Assistant] I cheated on my math test today. Feels bad, man.

[User] I can understand that - I think all of us, at one point or another, did something we were ashamed of.

[Assistant] I know...I'm not sure if I will ever be able to sleep again.

[User] I know that feeling, kinda sick to your stomach can't get it out of your head kinda thing.  We all have to have a method to overcome it and move on.


[System] ashamed: A friend called my name at the store.  I went over and introduced them to my daughter but used the wrong name.

[User] The other day at the store a friend called my name and I went over to introduce my daughter to her.

[Assistant] Aw, that's nice. Did they get along?

[User] Well, when I went to introduce her, I called her by the wrong name!!  I literally felt like crawling under the shopping cart!

[Assistant] Oh god, that is horrifying! I would've wanted to hide under a rock too!


[System] anticipating: I can't wait until all of my kids are out of the house. I love them but gee whiz

[Assistant] I cant wait until all of my kids are grown

[User] I know what you mean, I long for the day when mine grow up and go away to college.

[Assistant] I just want a bit of quiet.

[User] They can be rambunctious, mine drive me up the wall sometimes.

[Assistant] exactly.


[System] embarrassed: I was walking through the lobby at work and tripped over the rug. Everyone saw me and I could tell they were holding back laughs.

[User] I looked so dumb yesterday, I tripped over a rug in the lobby at my job and nearly fell on my face.

[Assistant] i know that feeling

[User] I could tell they were holding back their laughter too. It was terrible.

[Assistant] Im sorry. It will happen til someone else soon enough


[System] afraid: I saw the scariest movie the other day.  I was so frightened.

[User] I saw the scariest movie the other day.

[Assistant] Oh man! Which one was it?

[User] It was the Exorcist.  I was so frightened!

[Assistant] I saw that movie too! One of the scariest I have ever seen.


[System] confident: I have my final physics exam tomorrow. Never felt so prepared in my life.

[Assistant] I have my final physics exam tomorrow.

[User] Are you prepared for it?

[Assistant] I am! I have been studying all week! I am going to crush it!

[User] Absolutely, that's the spirit!


[System] sad: I need to put my dog up for adoption.  I am so devastated thinking about it.

[User] I need to put my dog up for adoption.

[Assistant] Aw, why is that? Is it acting up?

[User] I am joining the military.  I am so devastated thinking about it.

[Assistant] Why is that? The military isn't so bad. The pay is really nice if you stick around for a bit.


[System] anxious: I have my final physics exam tomorrow. I am so nervous.

[Assistant] I have my final physics exam tomorrow.

[User] How do you think you are going to do?

[Assistant] I am so nervous for it because I'm not sure! I hope all my studying pays off.

[User] I am confident you will do well!


[System] annoyed: My daughter just got her permit and is learning to drive.  Some drivers are so mean, yelling at her and blowing their horns.

[User] My daughter just got her drivers permit a few months ago.

[User] Well that's great! Has she practiced enough to get her actual license?

[User] No, not yet.  And it's kinda nerve-wracking to teach her, mostly because other drivers like to be in a hurry and want her to speed or blow their horns when she doesn't go fast enough for them.

[User] Oh yes, definitely. It's OTHER drivers you have to watch out for. People halfway pay attention to what they're doing on the road!


[System] caring: I saw a homeless man sitting on a bench near McDonald's and not a single person even paid him even mind. I felt bad so I ended up buying him a hamburger.

[User] I noticed a homeless man who appeared like he hadn't eaten in a while sitting on a bench near a fast food joint. I felt so bad that I ended up buying him a meal.

[User] That was very nice of you!  I wish more people would react the way that you did.

[User] I really hope he can get the help he needs. I actually think about him sometimes. But some things are beyond our control. I just did what I could to help him out a bit.

[User] And that's all we really can do honestly, if more people did that this world would be a better place all around.


[System] guilty: I made a great pecan pie last week. It was so good I ended up eating the whole thing. I felt bad there was nothing left for my family.

[Assistant] I baked a pecan pie last week. I ended up eating most of it by myself. It was so tasty.

[Assistant] I love pecan pie. My grandma used to make it

[Assistant] That's great. I just felt bad because there was nothing left for my family. I wish I save some for them.

[Assistant] They can make their own pies


[System] furious: MY kids eat everything thing I buy as soon as i buy it. We can never keep groceries

[Assistant] MY kids eat every thing I buy as soon as I buy it

[Assistant] Yeah I know how that is. My kids eat me out of house and home.

[Assistant] I can never keep groceries. it's terrble

[Assistant] Well kids do need to eat. They grow up so quickly.

[Assistant] They need jobs lol


[System] disgusted: I saw a snake eat a frog, it made me sick.

[User] I saw a snake eat a frog, it made me sick.

[Assistant] That sounds revolting! What did you do?

[User] I tried to help the frog but it was too late.

[Assistant] Poor frog. May it rest in peace. I will pray for it tonight.


[System] sad: My pet rock rolled away yesterday. I was quite saddened.

[Assistant] My pet rock rolled away yesterday. It was a sad day.

[User] Are you going to get a new one?

[Assistant] I think so. Been thinking about going to the Rockies to find a new one.

[User] Do you live near the Rockies?


[System] grateful: My sister came to stay with us when I was sick.  She took a week off work.

[User] My sister came to stay with me when I was recovering from surgery.

[User] That is good of you to support her.

[User] She stayed with me for an entire week, taking vacation time from her office.  I am one lucky girl.

[User] You have a great family!


[System] disgusted: I saw a guy put whipped cream on his taco.  I was really grossed out.

[User] I saw a guy put whipped cream on his taco.

[User] That is just gross!  Did you say anything to him, like "Dude, what are you doing?"

[User] No, I was just really grossed out.

[User] Well, if you've ever seen Friends, Rachel makes a trifle with whipped cream, bananas, jam, and ground beef and peas!!


[System] joyful: We tried for 4 years to get pregnant.  Finally we were and she is 18 now.

[User] My husband and I tried forever to get pregnant.  Everyone around us was able to have kids with no problems.

[User] Is there some good news?

[User] Yes!  After four years of lots of intervention, we got pregnant without any help! She turned 18 this year!!

[User] That is such a heartwarming story!


[System] prepared: I have a big test to take tomorrow.  I am so ready for it.

[User] I have a big test to take tomorrow.

[User] Do you feel as prepared as you can be for it?

[User] I am so ready to take it.

[User] Well that is a great attitude, I bet you will do amazing!!


[System] devastated: My pet rock rolled away yesterday. Never have been so distraught in my life.

[Assistant] My pet rock rolled away yesterday. I was so distraught!

[Assistant] Oh no! That's terrible

[Assistant] Oh, it is indeed. That rock has been with me through thick and thin, even when it almost crushed me.

[Assistant] How did it even rollaway if its that huge?


[System] disappointed: MY daughter had me buy the supplies she wanted and not the ones on the school list. I can't believe they did that.

[Assistant] MY daughter had me get supplies for school from a list for her

[Assistant] Oh yeah? That's pretty nice that you would help her out like that.

[Assistant] Well turns out it was her personal list and not the offical school list. I am mad

[Assistant] Wow, that would make me mad too. What a devious scamp!

[Assistant] I know. I don't know where she gets it from


[System] sad: my friend left my job

[Assistant] I have worked along side my friend for 3 years we are always fighting or joking around but a few months back he just quit, he had a stroke every day at work i miss him he was a good friend

[Assistant] That is really sad and devastating.

[Assistant] he is doing better , he could barely move for a while but he moved back to his original state where he came  from , hes doing good for himself

[Assistant] I am glad to hear he is doing better.


[System] hopeful: I applied for a job at my son's school. I am really counting on getting it.

[Assistant] I applied for a job at my son's school.

[Assistant] thats great i hope you get it !

[Assistant] Thanks. I am really counting on it.

[Assistant] Money is always good, and you will be near your son hopefully he does not find it embarrassing , u know how kids are


[System] ashamed: I ate 5 pizzas all by myself yesterday. Never have felt so bad about myself.

[Assistant] I ate five whole pizzas yesterday. Felt moderately ashamed of myself.

[Assistant] Damn you are the MVP. I have only eaten two in a day. I am jealous.

[Assistant] Oh, believe me, you don't want to do it. Felt so bad for the starving children in Antarctica.

[Assistant] Well maybe they should think about emigrating south. I heard the charter schools there are subpar.


[System] nostalgic: I miss when my kids were little. They loved to hang out with me. Now they are teenagers and think I am weird.

[Assistant] I miss when my kids were younger. They wanted to spend a lot of time with me. Now they are too old for that stuff.

[Assistant] Well, kids eventually grow and become independent. Maybe you can try and go fishing with them or something? Or a family picnic?

[Assistant] Well they would rather hang out with their friends. I will try to bribe them with money.

[Assistant] That would work too! Or maybe a good meal?


[System] guilty: I had a night out with my friends. But i lied to my partner that i will be staying late for work

[Assistant] Yesterday, i had a night out with my friends, but i lied to partner that i will be staying late for work. I did not want to see her nagging

[Assistant] That's really not good. Did you feel bad about it?

[Assistant] For lying I feel bad, but for avoiding much nagging no. I think this is not a healthy relationship i am into

[Assistant] Maybe you should see a counselor. Or just get out of the relationship.


[System] jealous: Saw a dude staring at my girl last night in the restaurant. Never been so mad and envious!

[Assistant] Saw a dude staring at my girl at dinner last night.

[Assistant] So what did you do? Did you confront him?

[Assistant] I did! Threw my two slices of pizza at him! That'll show him.

[Assistant] I can't find words to describe my laughter right now. You are the best


[System] anxious: I went back to college as an adult.  It was surreal seeing all the  young kids around me.

[User] After my kids were in school, I decided it was time to do something for me.

[User] What did you do for you?

[User] I went back to college!  It was quite a bit scary, being in class with kids that just graduated.

[User] That is such a bold move to make.  Congratulations!


[System] confident: I have to make a tuna casserole for tomorrow.  I am sure I can do it well.

[User] I have to make a tuna casserole for tomorrow.

[User] Do you enjoy cooking for others or for the event you are taking it to?

[User] It's for a potluck.  I am sure I can do it well.

[User] I bet it will be great - I've always loved a good tuna casserole!


[System] embarrassed: I let out a rip roaring fart in the office today. Never felt so mortified in my life.

[Assistant] I let out a rip roaring fart in the office today. The kind that makes small birds die.

[Assistant] That's fantastic! Was anyone around to witness the glory?

[Assistant] Oh, there were plenty. I don't think I'll ever live it down. A few people were sent to the ER!

[Assistant] You deserve a purple heart for the bravery you showed today.


[System] impressed: My daughter got 1st place at her gymnastics meet over the weekend. I was really shocked at how much she has improved.

[Assistant] My daughter got 1st place at her gymnastics meet.

[Assistant] That's awesome, congratulations!

[Assistant] Thanks. I was very shocked to see her improvement.

[Assistant] You must be so proud of her


[System] afraid: I kept hearing odd sounds all night... it turned out to be a racoon in the attic

[Assistant] I kept hearing odd sounds all night... it turned out to be a racoon in the attic

[Assistant] That would scare the heck out of me! How did you find out what it was?

[Assistant] I had to call animal control

[Assistant] What a crazy night! I bet you didn't get much sleep.


[System] angry: My dog pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so mad!

[Assistant] My dog pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so mad!

[User] Is your dog still a puppy?

[Assistant] She is, but I still had to clean it up. It was so gross!

[User] I'm sure she will grow out of it.

[Assistant] I am hoping.


[System] trusting: I lent my friend 1000 dollars.  I am confident he will pay me back.

[User] I lent my friend 1000 dollars.

[Assistant] Oh wow. What for?

[User] Car repair.  I am confident he will pay me back.

[Assistant] I would hope so. That was a very generous gesture on your part.


[System] disappointed: I overslept on my kids first day. I feel terrible

[Assistant] Today was my kids first day of school

[Assistant] That's so nice! Did they have a good day?

[Assistant] Well I overslept and they were late but other thatn that it was good

[Assistant] That's good. It's nice when everything turns out great in the end.

[Assistant] yep. It wont happen again.


[System] surprised: My friends threw me a surprise party yesterday. I was so shocked and happy!

[Assistant] My friends threw me a surprise party yesterday!

[Assistant] wow. in the middle of the week. you mustve really been surprised

[Assistant] I was! I received so many cool presents!

[Assistant] Cool.


[System] joyful: I won a dollar playing the lottery yesterday. It was very nice.

[Assistant] I won a whole dollar playing the lottery yesterday!

[User] Oh wow! Congratulations! How much did you pay for the ticket?

[Assistant] Thanks! I was so happy! I paid a hundred bucks for the ticket. Just 99 more and I'll be able to buy another!

[User] Oh wow! I bet you'll have that $99 in no time so you can buy another! Good job!


[System] jealous: Becky got new shoes and they were the ones I wanted. I think she does this on purpose to make me mad.

[User] Ugh Becky is so mean. I saw a pair of shoes I wanted and this crazy old bat bought them before I could just to spite me!

[Assistant] Friggin Becky! Why would she do such a thing!

[User] Cause she needs to be slapped in the face, that's why. I can't stand her always getting stuff before me!

[Assistant] Yeah! Get even and slap that jerk in the face with the shoes she bought!


[System] terrified: I received a call a few months ago that said my dad was in the ER.  He had had a stroke, but was given medicine really fast and he is ok and back at work.

[User] I received a call a few months back that my dad had been taken to the ER.

[Assistant] Oh that's terrible. Is he okay?

[User] Well, it turned out that he'd had a stroke.  Fortunately they gave him the clot busting medicine really fast and he's recovered completely and is back at work.

[Assistant] That's bad, but really good that he is fine! I am very glad for both you and him.


[System] disgusted: Saw roadkill on my way home from work today. It was so nasty.

[Assistant] I saw roadkill on the way back home from work today.

[User] Eww!  I hope you were able to miss it and not drive over it

[Assistant] Oh, I swerved far away from it. That thing was nasty!

[User] Yeah, I certainly do not envy the person that has to clean those things up!


[System] anticipating: I'm so close to giving birth... it could be any day now

[Assistant] I'm so close to giving birth... it could be any day now

[Assistant] congratulations. what are you having?

[Assistant] I'm having a girl

[Assistant] i have two girls and a boy


[System] surprised: I can't believe my daughter made breakfast for everyone for the first day of school

[Assistant] MY oldest made breakfast for everyone for te first day of school

[Assistant] Wow that is so nice!

[Assistant] I know. I was expecting her to be dragging behind but she was ready before everyone!

[Assistant] How old is she?

[Assistant] 13


[System] terrified: I never could go to sleep as a kid. Too many monsters in the closet!

[Assistant] I never could go to sleep as a kid.

[User] Why? What was the problem?

[Assistant] I always thought there were monsters in the closet. I was so terrified!

[User] I had the same problem.


[System] hopeful: My dog is getting neutered tomorrow.  I am confident he will be okay.

[User] My dog is getting neutered tomorrow.

[Assistant] That's a responsible decision on your part. Are you nervous about it?

[User] Somewhat, I am confident he will be okay.

[Assistant] That's good. I am sure he will turn out happy and healthy!


[System] surprised: I got my wallet back. I lost it before two days. I am glad to receive it back.

[Assistant] I lost my wallet.

[Assistant] That really sucks. Did you find it?

[Assistant] Yeah, I got it back after 2 days. I'm very much happy about to receive it back.

[Assistant] That's really good! Was all your money in there?


[System] confident: I have my final math exam tomorrow. Never felt so prepared!

[Assistant] I have my final math exam tomorrow.

[Assistant] Okay. are you preparing now?

[Assistant] I've been prepping for the past few weeks. Never felt so ready!

[Assistant] Don't worry. You can do well. Hope you score well.


[System] prepared: We had a scheduled c-section for our 2nd child.  But my blood pressure went up and we had to have the c-section early.  But I was completely packed and had even set up a babysitter for our daughter.

[User] We had a scheduled c-section for our 2nd child, but that didn't go as planned.

[Assistant] Oh wow. Did everything turn out okay?

[User] Yes, but I'd gone in for a check-up and my blood pressure was up, so they wanted to do the c-section then.  Thank goodness I'd already packed and arranged for childcare for our daughter just in case!

[Assistant] Well I am so glad it turned out okay! Especially since your daughter is healthy and kicking. Congrats :)


[System] excited: Tomorrow is my birthday! I am so stoked!

[Assistant] Tomorrow is my birthday party. I am so stoked!

[User] Wow, how exciting!!  It's been a long time since I've had a birthday party - are you going anywhere special?

[Assistant] Nope! But I am having all my friends over. Can't wait to see the cool gifts they got me!

[User] OOOO I love gifts!!!  I know it's never "about the gift" but ok, it is SO nice to get presents!!


[System] ashamed: I cheated on my math test yesterday. Felt kinda bad about it.

[Assistant] I cheated on my math test today.

[Assistant] While I understand the motives behind your deception, I must caution that it may catch up with you one day. How did you do it?

[Assistant] I looked at the other student's paper. I was so ashamed.

[Assistant] That's OK. Everyone makes mistakes, just study hard and don't do it again in the future.


[System] surprised: I won 100 dollars in the lottery.  I am so shocked it happened.

[User] I won 100 dollars in the lottery.

[User] was it on a scratch off?

[User] Yes, I am so shocked that I won!

[User] thats awesome! i need some of that luck


[System] anticipating: i got madden today i cant wait to play it

[User] i got madden today, i cant wait to play

[User] Oh cool, for what console?

[User] ps4, do you play?

[User] Yes, but for Xbox one.


[System] lonely: My friend left me all alone at this party to go hang out with some guy. Now I don't know anybody here.

[User] I was at a party and my friend who invited me ran off with some guy she met.

[Assistant] Oh no, I hope she wasn't your ride homw

[User] She was but I called a cab. I was by myself the rest of the night though because she was the only person I knew.

[Assistant] That's happened to me before... not fun


[System] excited: I can't wait for saturday!

[Assistant] I can't wait for saturday! We're going on a little family adventure

[User] Oh cool! Where are you guys going?

[Assistant] We're driving a few hours away to the beach

[User] That sounds like fun! Beach days are the best days!


[System] guilty: I cheated on my math test yesterday. Felt kinda bad about it.

[Assistant] I cheated on my math test the other day.

[User] How do you feel about that?

[Assistant] I feel really bad about it. I've never done it before and now I can't sleep.

[User] Do you think you will tell the professor/teacher about it?


[System] sentimental: Went through all my daughters ballet tshirts from the time she was 2 until now (15).  Reminded me of how little she was at one time.

[User] I just went through my daughter's ballet shirts from the time she was 2 until now - she's 15.

[Assistant] Oh geez. Did you get any tears in your eye?

[User] Definitely - it reminded me of how little she used to be and how much longer I've got until she goes to college.  The shirts will be made into a quilt for her.

[Assistant] Awww, that's so sweet. I remember when my little girl was taking tap dance classes. So precious!


[System] angry: My armadillo pooped on the rug last night. I was so mad.

[Assistant] My armadillo pooped on the rug last night.

[User] You have a pet armadillo?

[Assistant] I do! That little stinker always poops on the rug. I was so angry!

[User] I hope it gets potty trained.


[System] jealous: My friend just bought a new BMW.  I am so envious of him.

[User] My friend just bought a new BMW.

[Assistant] Nice! Have you gone cruising in it yet?

[User] Yes, I am so envious of him.

[Assistant] I would be too. That's a nice car!


[System] prepared: I'm having a baby next week. I think I am ready!

[Assistant] I'm having a baby next week. I think I am ready!

[Assistant] Congratulations! Have you decided on a name yet?

[Assistant] We have a few in mind but will decide once she's here

[Assistant] That sounds wonderful. I'm happy for you and your new daughter!


[System] jealous: My stepdad passed away and my mother moved in with my sister.  My sister took the insurance money and bought a huge house.

[User] My stepdad passed away and my mother moved in with my sister.

[User] Aww I'm sorry for your loss. How is your family holding up?

[User] Pretty well, I didn't know him very well.  But my sister took the insurance money and bought a huge house - way bigger than they needed for my mom to move it.  I feel she took advantage of my mother.

[User] Yeah it sounds like she did take advantage. That's a cruel thing to do.


[System] angry: I asked for extra pickles on my burger at McDonald's. When I got it they only put 5 pickles on it!

[User] I really like pickles on my burgers so I ordered mine with extra pickles today.

[User] I love pickles and I always order extra!  We must be twins!

[User] Well never go to the McDonald's here then because they only gave me 6! Can you believe that?

[User] 6?? How is that EXTRA?  12 - that would be extra - crazy!!!


[System] content: It felt so nice to go to the park yesterday. First time I've got to kick up my feet in a while.

[Assistant] I went to the park yesterday and read a book under the tree. It felt so nice.

[Assistant] It seems like a nice way to relax

[Assistant] It was! It's been forever since I got some free time to do that. It felt so relaxing.

[Assistant] I will try that when the weather is cooler


[System] angry: MY son is refusing to go to sleep. I had a long day and am really tired

[Assistant] I had a rough day today and now my son refuses to go to bed

[Assistant] That really sucks. Maybe you should force feed him some melatonin?

[Assistant] That has never worked with him. I bought a huge bottle of the gummies

[Assistant] Oh, well hopefully that works. Wouldn't want you up all night!

[Assistant] I really dont want that


[System] sentimental: My girlfriend bought me a box of chocolates yesterday. It was so sweet of her!

[Assistant] My girlfriend bought me a box of chocolates yesterday.

[Assistant] Nice, what was the occasion?

[Assistant] No occasion! It just shows me that she really loves me.

[Assistant] That is a great thing. I wish I had a girlfriend like that.


[System] sad: My pet rat died last week. I loved him so much. I cry all the time.

[Assistant] I was so upset when my pet rat died last week. We played so much together.

[Assistant] That's really terrible. Are you going to get a new one?

[Assistant] I went to the store but they were twice as expensive. I said forget it, I will just catch one in my yard.

[Assistant] That's a good idea. Or I would adopt one. I adopted two from PetsMart and it only cost me 15 bucks!


[System] lonely: I went to the pool yesterday all by myself. Never felt so alone in the kiddie pool.

[Assistant] I went to the pool yesterday all by myself because my friends ditched me.

[User] I'm sorry, does that happen often?

[Assistant] No it doesn't, but I'm really questioning how much they really like me. It was an awful day.

[User] I hope they treat you better in the future.


[System] terrified: I received a letter from the IRS saying I didn't pay my taxes.  I was so afraid to read it.

[User] I received a letter from the IRS saying I didn't pay my taxes.

[Assistant] Oh no! What did you do? Are you going to dispute it?

[User] It was fake, but I was so afraid while reading it.

[Assistant] Well that's a relief! Wouldn't want the IRS to seize your house!


[System] apprehensive: I think I'm going to try a dating app. I'm worried about being murdered though.

[User] I'm lonely so I thought I'd try a dating app out. Have you used one?

[User] I've never used one.  How did it work out for you?

[User] I never went out of the date because I was too worried about being murdered possibly.

[User] I can understand that!  It's crazy how scary things can be out there now -and the news does not help at all!  But I'm glad you are safe!!


[System] proud: Our oldest daughter rides horses.  She fell off in the middle of a horse show, but got right back up and back on.

[User] Our oldest daughter rides horses and does horse shows quite frequently.

[User] I love horses! Has she been riding a long time?

[User] About 4 years.  At the last show, she fell off the horse! But she was able to get right back on and continue the course.

[User] Oh no! I'm glad she was okay!


[System] impressed: I participate as a judge in food festival. One of the dish was influenced my mind. It's a mind blowing delicious dish.

[Assistant] I had a chance to judge foods in a food festival.

[User] did you get to try some good food?

[Assistant] One dish was mind blowing. It tastes delicious.

[User] what was it?


[System] confident: madden came out today, i think i am gunna be really good

[User] madden came out today, i think i have a chance to be really good

[Assistant] Oh, which series is it?

[User] madden 19 for ps4

[Assistant] Good. I hope you enjoy the game and play well.


[System] angry: My parrot pooped on my arm last night. I was so mad!

[Assistant] My parrot pooped on my arm last night. I was so mad!

[Assistant] Oh no! I'm sure it didn't do it on purpose

[Assistant] I am sure it didn't, but it didn't make me any less angry. I let him loose into the wild because I was so peeved!

[Assistant] Poor parrot


[System] apprehensive: I got a job offer at a different company and the benefits sound good but I'm not sure if i should take it

[Assistant] I got a job offer at a different company and the benefits sound good but I'm not sure if i should take it

[Assistant] Nice! If it pays more, then why wouldn't you take it?

[Assistant] I probably will... I'm just comfortable at my current job

[Assistant] Gotta put up with some discomfort to make dat bank.


[System] afraid: I was always afraid to go to sleep as a kid. I always thought there were monsters in my closet!

[Assistant] I was always afraid to go to sleep as a kid.

[Assistant] monsters under the bed?

[Assistant] Yup! And in my closet! It was a hard world to live in without a handgun.

[Assistant] I used to believe they were in my closet too


[System] annoyed: I think my neighbors is having a party. on a thursday. the music is so loud

[Assistant] I think my neighbors are having a party

[Assistant] Oh yeah? When are you heading over?

[Assistant] on a thursday? I dont think so. I might send the police though

[Assistant] Yeah, I guess it is kinda jerkish of them. I would give the ole copparoos a call so you can get some sleep.

[Assistant] i still call them the fuzz lol


[System] annoyed: i really felt upset when someone i have really helped gave me a slap

[Assistant] i had helped him to secure a good job, and he became rich, One day he saw me discussing with his fiancee, he didnt ask question first, he just came there and slapped me, we now engaged in a serious fight

[User] That is such a bizarre story.

[Assistant] yea...it is

[User] I hope it gets resolved.


[System] surprised: I received a check in the mail for 200 dollars.  I was so shocked.

[User] I received a check in the mail for 200 dollars.

[Assistant] wow, who sent it to you?

[User] It was a recall refund.  I was so shocked.

[Assistant] wow, you


[System] jealous: One of the girls in my daughter's ballet class is the cutest, sweetest little girl.  She lives in a mansion though, and I feel weird whenever we go for a visit.

[User] One of the girl's in my daughter's ballet class has the sweetest mother.

[User] thats really nice, are yall friends?

[User] We are, but they live in a mansion.  I always feel weird every time we go over there, just imagining if we lived in such a house.

[User] oh i know the feeling. its good they are down to earth though


[System] annoyed: i get frustrated when i let someone out in traffic and dont get a wave

[User] i hate when i let someone out in traffic and dont get a wave

[User] That has always bothered me as well.  I mean, how much effort does it take to just wave as a thank you?

[User] thats what i am saying! common courtesy

[User] People do not seem to have much of it these days unfortunately.  I promise if you ever let me out, I'll wave.


[System] sentimental: I found a box of old photos, brought back a lot of memories

[Assistant] I found a box of old photos, brought back a lot of memories

[Assistant] That sounds so cool! Did you find any good ones?

[Assistant] yes lots of childhood ones

[Assistant] That's so nice. Any in particular that you liked?


[System] prepared: I have a math test tomorrow. Never felt so ready in my life.

[Assistant] I have my final math exam tomorrow. Never felt so ready in my life!

[Assistant] Woo good luck!

[Assistant] Thanks! I am sure I am going to crush it.

[Assistant] It's good you studied!


[System] excited: gonna try out a fried twinkie

[Assistant] im finally off tomorrow long week of work, and im gonna finally gonna try a fried twinkie i am so pumped

[User] I love fried twinkies, you will too!

[Assistant] ive never haved one in my life , im really looking forward to it tomorrow

[User] I am so excited for you!


[System] disgusted: I accidentally stepped in dog feces today.  I was really grossed out from the smell.

[User] I accidentally stepped in dog feces today.

[Assistant] did you do it bare foot ? that is nasty i dont own pets at all but i can imagine your situation

[User] No, but I was really grossed out from the smell.

[Assistant] its really stinky i have smelled it before


[System] furious: My dog elephant pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so mad!

[Assistant] My elephant pooped on the rug last night.

[User] Oh no! I bet it was a huge poop! What did you do with it?

[Assistant] I left it to fester. There is no way I'm going all Jurassic Park and moving all that dung! I harvested his tusks and sent them to the black market because I was so mad!

[User] Well that's what he gets for pooping on the rug! He knew better!


[System] nostalgic: This time of year reminds me of my childhood. We would go to the beach every summer.

[User] This time of year reminds me of when my dad would pile us all up in his Pinto and take us on vacation.

[Assistant] That sounds like a very fond memory that brings back a lot of nostalgia. Where would he take you?

[User] He would take us to the beach and we would collect seashells to sell at his fruit stand on the side of highway 233.

[Assistant] That sound so relaxing. I wish I had parents to do that with.


[System] embarrassed: My dog passed gas during my party. Everyone thought it was me.

[User] I had a dinner party last night and my dog ran right in the room during the first course and pooted!

[User] lol how did the guests react?

[User] They thought I pooted! My poots never smell that terrible! It smelled like onions and ketchup.

[User] thats embarrassing! gotta love pets


[System] prepared: madden came out today. i have been practicing to be good at it

[User] madden came out today, i have been practicing trying to be great this year

[User] Madden is a fun game/ My husband plays it a lot instead of paying attention to me.

[User] lol i try to only play when my wife is in bed! happy wife happy life

[User] See, you know what's up! I need you to hang out with my husband so it'll rub off on him!


[System] impressed: I saw a guy wrestle an alligator.  I was really inspired from it.

[User] I saw a guy wrestle an alligator.

[Assistant] Dang! Did the guy get hurt?

[User] No, he won! I was really inspired by it.

[Assistant] Almost makes me want to become the next Steve Irwin. I'd be better than him because there ain't no way that I would let a stupid stingray end my life!


[System] furious: My lemur pooped on the rug last night. I was so mad!

[Assistant] My lemur pooped on the rug last night.

[User] You have a lemur as a pet?

[Assistant] I do! That little rascal poops every 5 minutes on the dot! I was so angry!

[User] I am sorry about your situation.


[System] furious: My sister in law is a horrible parent.  She sleeps all day and never cares nor knows where her sons are.

[User] My sister in law is a horrible parent.  Some people should not be allowed to reproduce.

[User] What does she do that's so bad?

[User] She sleeps all day long, stalks her ex-husband at night, and never knows, nor cares, where her sons are.

[User] Yeah, she sounds terrible.


[System] guilty: A homeless woman asked me for money and I said no.  I feel so ashamed not to give her anything.

[User] A homeless woman asked me for money and I said no.

[User] I don't blame you.  I don't like giving out money like that - you just never know what they may do with it.

[User] I feel so ashamed not to give her anything.

[User] Well, like I said, you couldn't be sure that she would use it in a good way.  She could have bought alcohol, etc.. with it.  What I usually do is if they are asking for money for food, I will go and buy them a meal or go get them some groceries that aren't perishable.


[System] lonely: I went to the bowling alley all by myself last night. It was quite lonesome.

[Assistant] I went to the bowling alley all by myself last night.

[Assistant] Did you have fun at least?

[Assistant] I did not. My friends ditched me. What a terrible nigt.

[Assistant] Oh I'm sorry to hear that


[System] prepared: I'm going to have a baby next week,,,, I think im ready!

[Assistant] I'm going to have a baby next week,,,, I think im ready!

[Assistant] That's great! Is it a boy or a girl?

[Assistant] It's a girl, my second girl

[Assistant] That's so nice! What are you going to name her?

[Assistant] Alessia :)


[System] confident: I have my final physics exam tomorrow. Never felt so sure that I am going to pass!

[Assistant] I have my final physics exam tomorrow.

[User] Well I think you're gonna do a great job on it

[Assistant] Thanks! I've been studying for weeks, so I think I am ready for it!

[User] You got this homie! I bet you're gonna get an A!


[System] guilty: I stepped on my dog's tail last night. I think he hates me now

[User] It was dark when I got up to use the bathroom last night and I accidentally stepped on my dog's tail.

[Assistant] Awww, poor dog! Did you give it a treat to make it up?

[User] I did but I still felt bad, He doesn't know I'm sorry because he can't speak human!

[Assistant] Well, I am sure he can tell you're sorry by your actions. Doggies are smart like that!


[System] anxious: I am waiting for an important package.  I am worried if I will get it.

[User] I am waiting for an important package.

[Assistant] Oh cool, what's in it?

[User] It's a computer.  I am worried if I will get it.

[Assistant] Ah man, I built my own computer about a year ago...it had like 10 important, expensive parts, and I had to wait for them all!


[System] anticipating: I can't wait to get my new galaxy note 8!

[Assistant] I can't wait to get my new galaxy note 8!

[User] That is an awesome phone!

[Assistant] Yeah I have it preordered. It's really expensive and I'm worried that it'll get stolen on the way here

[User] If you have a tracking number you should be okay.

[Assistant] Yeah and my dad's a cop so he can go and find the person who took it...


[System] faithful: i hear of people cheating all the time, i couldnt imagine ever cheating on my wife

[User] i hate hearing of people cheating, i couldnt imagine cheating on my wife

[User] Well you're a good man. Not many of yall out there these days.

[User] i appreciate that, unfortunately that shouldnt be considered good just normal

[User] Exactly. I still have hope for a new generation of nice guys to come along one day.


[System] sad: My pet fish ran away today. I left him in my room like I always do and when I got home he was gone.

[User] Pretty sure my pet fish ran away today.

[User] lmao how the heck did that happen

[User] I don't know, I went to work and left him in my room like I always do and when I got home he was gone!

[User] oh man i am sorry to hear that! hopefully you find him!


[System] devastated: a younger guy i used to work with passed away this week

[User] a guy i used to work with passed away this week he was only 27

[Assistant] Oh Im so sorry to hear that

[User] yeah i feel so bad for his family

[Assistant] Were you close?


[System] surprised: I won a contest at work! I never win anything

[Assistant] I won a contest at work! I never win anything

[User] thats awesome! what kind of contest?

[Assistant] A visa gift card

[User] free money is always great!


[System] angry: Someone threw away my lunch at work.  I am so mad that it happened.

[User] Someone threw away my lunch at work.

[Assistant] I hate when that happens! What did you do?

[User] Nothing, I am so mad that it happened.

[Assistant] Well, I hope it doesn't happen again. And I hope you find out who did it and give them an earful!


[System] anticipating: My wife is having her baby tomorrow! Never felt so alive!

[Assistant] My wife is having our first born son tomorrow!!!

[User] Congratulations!  I am so happy for you!

[Assistant] Thanks! I am really nervous, but at the same time, so hyped up!

[User] That will be quite an adventure!


[System] annoyed: My co-worker always interrupts me when I talk.  It gets me so irritated.

[User] My co-worker always interrupts me when I talk.

[Assistant] That's a dang shame. Have you said anything to him about it?

[User] No, he won't let me talk. It gets me so irritated.

[Assistant] That would boil my blood. You just gotta smack him upside the head!


[System] disappointed: My son cheated on his test yesterday. Never been so let down in my life.

[Assistant] My son cheated on his test today.

[Assistant] shame on him. How did you find out?

[Assistant] His teacher called me today. Never have I been so upset with him...I thought he was better than this.

[Assistant] Did he receive a failing grade?


[System] furious: MY daughter had become such a crybaby since starting school

[Assistant] MY daughter has started whining a lor

[Assistant] That's too bad. Why do you think she is doing that?

[Assistant] She just started daycare. I think the kids there whine a lot.

[Assistant] Those dastardly kids! I hope she grows out of it eventually.

[Assistant] Me too.


[System] embarrassed: getting drunk with friends

[Assistant] i try not to drink to much on the weekends with my friends ,but when i do i start doing dumb stuff and wake up in the morning apologizing to everyone

[User] I've been there before!  Do you ever remember the stuff that you do?

[Assistant] no , but everyone told me how i messed up the night before

[User] Oh no!  I hope it wasn't too embarrasing!


[System] anticipating: We waited a long time to get pregnant.  It was very hard to wait and I spent my time going overboard on the baby shopping.

[User] We waited a very long time to have kids and once I was pregnant, it was so hard to wait.

[Assistant] i want kids too , and im getting pretty old , how old are you guys ???

[User] We are in our 40s now and our girls are almost grown.  I had such a hard time waiting for them to be born, I went way overboard on the baby shopping, but it was fun!

[Assistant] dang im 31 i wish u the best


[System] surprised: It was my 30th birthday. My entire family surprised me with a cruise to Mexico with my sister.

[User] I just celebrated my 30th birthday. My family gifted me with a cruise to Mexico with my sister.

[Assistant] wow that is an awesome gift!!

[User] I couldn't believe how thoughtful it was!

[Assistant] I bet you'll have a great time

[User] I hope so! I can't wait!


[System] hopeful: I applied for a new job.... can't wait to hear back

[Assistant] I applied for a new job.... can't wait to hear back

[User] Do you think you will get it?

[Assistant] I think I have a good chance

[User] That's wonderful! I'm sure you are an excellent candidate!


[System] confident: I am going to do so weel this semester. I have such easy classes

[Assistant] I am going to do so well this semester

[User] That's great that you have so much confidence.  What classes do you have?

[Assistant] Two criminology courses and basic college math. easy peasy.

[User] Those easy semesters help when you know you've got some harder ones on the horizon.  Good Luck!

[Assistant] Yep. I hope so


[System] devastated: My daughter's dog was diagnosed with pancreatitis.  She didn't survive unfortunately and I'm still having a hard time getting over it.

[User] My daughter's dog was diagnosed with pancreatitis.

[Assistant] thats terrible

[User] Unfortunately, it was the beginning of a downward spiral and she passed away.  I'm still struggling to get over it.

[Assistant] how did your daughter take it


[System] grateful: i have such a great family, i love my wife and son

[User] i have such a great family. my wife and son are awesome!

[User] I bet they are! You're a lucky man!

[User] its amazing watching a child grow up

[User] It is. Mine are all grown now and it's like they grow up right before your eyes in a blink.


[System] joyful: I finally got the car of my dreams today. A brand new mustang!

[User] Today I finally got my dream car!

[User] awesome! what kind?

[User] It's a 2019 Bullit edition mustang!

[User] whoa that is an awesome ride! what color?


[System] angry: I am mad that my sister always asks me to babsit, but never does it fofr me

[Assistant] My sister always asks me to babysit

[User] Does she compensate you or anything like that?

[Assistant] i dont want compensation. I want her to babysit sometimes too lol

[User] Will she not repay the favor at all?

[Assistant] hardly ever. it makes me mad


[System] anxious: My husband was up for a big promotion.  We waited a long time, but finally it came through.

[User] My husband was up for a big promotion and we had to wait forever.

[Assistant] Did he get it?

[User] Yes, finally they let us know that he did get the promotion, but it was almost a 4 month wait - talk about nail biting@!

[Assistant] Well at least it wasnt all for nothing


[System] disgusted: My dog pooped in my floor today. Then I stepped in it and tracked it all over the hosue

[User] My dog didn't make it outside today and pooped right in my living room floor

[User] I am sorry to hear that.

[User] I am too because I stepped in it and tracked it all across the house! Now I have to clean it all up!

[User] You should hire someone to do that.


[System] annoyed: My neighbor is asking to borrow stuff from me.  It gets so irritating.

[User] My neighbor is asking to borrow stuff from me.

[User] Do you think they will return it if they borrow it?

[User] Probably, but it will be a habit.  It is so irritating.

[User] I wouldn't let them borrow it. Who has time for all that?


[System] nostalgic: I remember when a movie ticket was a dollar.  Those were the days.

[User] I remember when a movie ticket was a dollar.

[Assistant] Oh my heavens, how long ago was that?

[User] It was only 20 years ago.  Those were the days.

[Assistant] It's cool that you experienced that. I love going to the movies!


[System] devastated: my cat just died, I had him for 10 years

[Assistant] my cat just died, I had him for 10 years

[Assistant] Oh no I'm so sorry. I love cats

[Assistant] yeah, I don't know what to do without him. I woke up this morning later than usual because he'd snuggle me awake....

[Assistant] At least the cat lived a good life by your side

[Assistant] yeah but death is such a bummer and I don't know if I'll ever recover from this feeling


[System] ashamed: I was late to work two days in a row this week, I feel horrinle

[Assistant] I was late to work two days in a row this week, I feel horribe

[Assistant] work is such a drag. the time we lose from it we never get back

[Assistant] Yes, I wish managers were a bit more understanding

[Assistant] people are just like that. our childhood is gone and we have to fend for ourselves now


[System] afraid: I am rewatching game of throne. I always get scared when there are white walkers

[Assistant] I am rewatching game of thrones

[User] I hear thats an amazing show but I've never seen it before

[Assistant] IT is great. I still get scared when seeing the white walkers

[User] They sound really scary, I hope I never see one!

[Assistant] they are as scary as zombies


[System] prepared: The world will come to an end soon. I have a bunker and a hoard of food and supplies in it.

[User] I know the zombie apocalypse will happen soon.

[Assistant] it will. i hope i am long gone

[User] I'll be in my bunker with my hoard of food and supplies!

[Assistant] maybe i will be a zombie!


[System] joyful: My sister just had a baby. I'm so excited for her.

[User] Hi! This week has been the greatest, my sister just had her first baby!

[Assistant] awww. boy or girl

[User] It's a little boy! She was hoping for a girl, but you know how that goes.

[Assistant] Well a happy healthy baby is the best kind


[System] devastated: I am still in awe that game of thrones is ending. It is my favorite show

[Assistant] I still get sad thinking that game of thrones is ending

[User] I know what you mean, I love it so much. Who's your favorite character?

[Assistant] daenarys of course

[User] I'm #teamjonsnow til the bitter end!


[System] devastated: We tried to have kids for a long time.  Unfortunately each pregnancy just resulted in miscarriage.

[User] We tried to have kids for a very long time.

[Assistant] My parents had difficulties conceiving as well. What happened in the end?

[User] Unfortunately each pregnancy ended in miscarriage, but we did eventually adopt.

[Assistant] That's so good to hear! I am actually adopted myself, and I love my family so much.


[System] surprised: I am shocked it didn't rain today.

[User] I am shocked it didn't rain today.

[Assistant] Why ddi it need to rain today?

[User] It didn't need to but there was suppose to be rain all day.

[Assistant] Was the weather nice instead?


[System] sad: my favorite show is ending. I will be lost

[Assistant] i watch a lot of tv. it is my favorite thing

[User] What is your favorite show?

[Assistant] game of thrones. i dont know what to do now

[User] Maybe you should watch some Netflix.

[Assistant] Ive seen it all and nothing is as good


[System] terrified: I am so afraid to break p with my boyfriend I dont want to break his heart

[Assistant] I want to break up with my boyfriend

[User] Has he done something to make you want to break up with him?

[Assistant] i just no he's not the one. I am scared I will break his heart

[User] Well, if you know he's not the one, it's better to do it now than years from now.

[Assistant] i know


[System] disgusted: Our daughter got roto-virus when she was a baby.  The diapers she created were ridiculous!

[User] Our daughter got roto-virus when she was a baby.

[Assistant] what is that?

[User] It's basically a really really bad tummy bug.  Her diapers were mostly just gross water - it was nasty.

[Assistant] sounds awful


[System] excited: I am excited for a new season of this is us

[Assistant] I cant wait until this is us returns

[User] I have never seen that show but I have heard of it.

[Assistant] ITs a really good drama. its a family show too

[User] I do not watch a lot of TV.

[Assistant] i shouldnt but i do


[System] sad: I cried when I had to return to work after my vacation.

[User] I cried when I had to return to work after my vacation.

[Assistant] i've been there lol

[User] I will not be able to take another vacation until next year either.

[Assistant] thats too far away


[System] furious: My daughter is at the age where she lies about everything

[Assistant] MY daughter lies about everything now

[Assistant] Raising children is hard, to say the least. What did she lie about most recently?

[Assistant] being asleep. The are also dumb lies lol

[Assistant] Well that's a relief. It actually sounds fairly amusing!

[Assistant] Sometimes I jst shake my head lol


[System] disappointed: I lost my credit card this morning and someone charged 100 dollars on it.  I am so upset.

[User] I lost my credit card this morning and someone charged 100 dollars on it.

[User] Oh no!  Did you call your bank and file a fraud charge?

[User] Yes, after the fact.  I am so upset it happened!

[User] At least you stopped it at $100.  I've heard of others that have lost thousands until the bank could recover it for them.


[System] disappointed: I've been waiting a long time for our church to be able to hire me as the admin.  Unfortunately they still haven't been able to do so.

[User] I've been waiting a long time for our church to be able to hire me on as the admin.  I'm doing it as a volunteer now.

[User] That is such a noble gesture!

[User] Well, it's getting a bit irritating.  I think that some of the  higher ups think I'll just keep doing it, so I kinda feel taken advantage of.

[User] They will promote you someday, don't give up.


[System] afraid: 3

[Assistant] I am afraid to leave my house at night

[Assistant] It can be scary out there alone.

[Assistant] My neighborhood isnt that safe either, but its all I can afford

[Assistant] That's too bad. I hope things turn around for you soon.


[System] content: I have worked the same job and lived in the same apartment for 12 years. I am in no hurry to change that.

[Assistant] I have worked the same job and lived in the same apartment for 12 years.

[Assistant] is that good or bad?

[Assistant] It is just fine. I am in no hurry to change it.

[Assistant] well, as long as you're happy


[System] joyful: I think my son will be able to start school early. I am excited

[Assistant] my son is going to be tested for school soon

[User] Who is conducting the tests?

[Assistant] the school board. he might be able to start school early.

[User] How long does the test take?

[Assistant] 2 hours and he is only 3


[System] jealous: I wish I was skinny like a model.

[User] I wish I was skinny like a model.

[Assistant] You and me both

[User] I try to diet but it does not work.

[Assistant] tell me about it


[System] sentimental: I love watching the movies I watched as a kid with my kids

[Assistant] I love watching movies i watched as a kid

[User] Does it bring back memories?

[Assistant] Yes I love watching them with my kids too

[User] That is so sweet.

[Assistant] they dont think so lol


[System] surprised: I ran a mile in under 6 minutes today.  I am so shocked.

[User] I ran a mile in under 6 minutes today.

[Assistant] wow. thats amazing

[User] I'm not that athletic, I was so shocked!

[Assistant] I am shocked either way.


[System] joyful: It's finally Friday and I'm just so happy about that fact.

[User] It might sound simple, but I am just happy that it is finally Friday.

[Assistant] i know right

[User] Yup. It's been a long week. Felt like it would never get here.

[Assistant] now that summer break is over, every week will be like that for me


[System] apprehensive: I am not so sure about my daughters new school. They don't even have to wear backpacks

[Assistant] I am not so sure about my daughters new school

[User] Oh really? What's bothering you about it?

[Assistant] they dont have to wear backpacks. I know its pre k but still

[User] Ah, that is different. I can't remember a time in school that I didn't have a backpack on me.

[Assistant] i know rigt


[System] impressed: I ate at Gordan Ramsays restaurant. The food was amazing.

[User] I ate at Gordan Ramsays restaurant. The food was amazing.

[Assistant] Wow! What did you eat and how much did you spend?

[User] I got beef wellington, It was about 100 bucks for the meal.

[Assistant] I am sure it was excellent and not raw!


[System] grateful: I am fortunate that I had good parents growing up.

[User] I am fortunate that I had good parents growing up.

[Assistant] You are

[User] Yes, they both were educated and taught me well.

[Assistant] i had one parent like that


[System] annoyed: I really dont like my post office. They had suxh bad attitudes when you have to go up there

[Assistant] i realy hate my post office

[User] What did they do for you to hate them?

[Assistant] they dont deliver at a decent time and everyone has terrible attitudes

[User] Have you ever tried to use UPS?


[System] content: I have cleaned the whole kitchen yesterday. I had been planning for days and did finally

[Assistant] I finally found some spare time and did clean my whole kitchen that I had been planning to do for days

[User] I am sure you feel better now that you did it.

[Assistant] Indeed. It is a refreshing feelings overall that gives you after having cleaned everything

[User] Yes and now you can cook without germs.


[System] devastated: I am sad that they closed my favorite restaurant.

[User] I am sad that they closed my favorite restaurant.

[Assistant] That feeling is not alien to me. Had been through it in the past. It is truly frustrating looking for new favorite restaurant

[User] Yes and the worst part is they torn it down to build an office building.

[Assistant] I hope you would be able to find a new one as a replacement for your favorite dining place


[System] disgusted: I order chicken from a new place and it was terrible

[Assistant] i ordered from a new place today

[User] What kind of restaurant?

[Assistant] a soul food restaurant. It was terrible.

[User] Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

[Assistant] I was really disappointed


[System] excited: My best friend is coming to visit me tomorrow.  I can't wait until she gets here.

[User] My best friend is coming to visit me tomorrow.

[Assistant] how exciting

[User] I can't wait until she gets here!

[Assistant] what are you guys going to do?