[System] devastated: I was heartbroken when my grandma passed away, I was not equipped to handle that

[User] I was heartbroken when my grandma passed away, I was not equipped to handle that

[User] how did you manage

[User] Not well, but it was years ago now, so you learn to adapt

[User] yea


[System] afraid: i was scared when i walked home last night

[User] i was scared when i walked home last night

[User] Why is that?

[User] dark wooded area

[User] Oh, why did you go that way?


[System] afraid: I woke up the other day to REALLY loud knocking at my apartment door. I don't know who it was because I didn't answer the door.

[Assistant] A couple of weeks ago I woke up to the LOUDEST banging on my apartment door. It was like 3AM in the morning.

[User] Wow that sounds scary and horrible. What was it?

[Assistant] Well, I thought about opening it but I didn't. I don't know exactly what happened, but the police came and I heard them telling the man to go home, so maybe he was on something.

[User] Oh I see. I'm glad the police came and took care of it. Sounds like a scary experience.


[System] hopeful: My new semester starts in a week and I'm crossing my fingers it will be a good one.

[User] My new semester is starting up next week and I am crossing my fingers it will be a good one.

[Assistant] If you go into it with a good attitude, I'm sure at the very least it won't be bad. What kind of classes will you be taking?

[User] I'll be taking a lot of marketing and budgeting classes this time, so I am trying to get my brain ready for math lol.

[Assistant] Ooof! Best of luck to you, I'm sure you'll be fine. Math was never my strong suit.


[System] hopeful: I am hoping the Eagles can win it all again this season!

[User] I am hoping the Eagles can win it all again this season!

[Assistant] Why do you like the eagles?

[User] They are the hometown team, been a big fan since I was 8

[Assistant] I understand. I hope that they will win again,


[System] anticipating: I had a argument with my manager. I think that I will be let go soon,

[Assistant] I had a argument with my manager. I think that I will be let go soon,

[User] What did you argue about?

[Assistant] We couldn't agree on how to conduct the project. It is not the first time. I need to start looking for another job before it is too late.

[User] That is smart, sorry that is happening to you!


[System] terrified:  I hate scary movies, they scare me so much, especially jumpscares

[User] I hate scary movies, they scare me so much, especially jumpscares

[Assistant] What movies do you like to watch instead?

[User] I like action movies and comedies mostly

[Assistant] Any favorite actors?


[System] ashamed: I am not happy with the way my kids behaved this summer. They were so lazy

[Assistant] My kids were so lazy this summer

[User] Hahahaha, that is the way sumer is supposed to be for kids.  Did they at least do the things you asked them to do?

[Assistant] no. They just wwanted to sleep all day. Even when we took trips.

[User] Ohh no, its worse than I thought.  It's one thing to relax, but that's different.  What are you doing to whip them back into shape?

[Assistant] School starts Monday. I am gonna have a better schedule next summer


[System] devastated: I had my wallet stolen today.

[User] I had my wallet stolen today.

[Assistant] That's terrible. Where?

[User] Downtown, but the worst part is it was the only thing I got from my grandfather before he passed last year.  I am really upset.

[Assistant] Oh no! that's really terrible.


[System] afraid:  I hate scary movies, they scare me so much, especially jumpscares

[User] I hate scary movies, they scare me so much, especially jumpscares

[Assistant] They arent that bad

[User] I cannot stand them, they are no fun

[Assistant] Watch in the day time with the lights on and the tv volume low. That's how I got into them


[System] excited: Two more days and the kids are gone.

[Assistant] Two more days and the kids are outta here!

[User] Are you happy or sad about that?

[Assistant] Mostly happy. They have annoyed me greatly all summer

[User] Oh, well congrats then haha

[Assistant] Thanks. I wish this feeling of relief for everyone


[System] anxious: I am too excited about the upcoming school year

[Assistant] I am so ready for the upcoming school year

[User] what part

[Assistant] I finnaly picked a major and I got some really good classes

[User] thats cool

[Assistant] I think its better when you are doing something you like so I think Im gonna love it


[System] prepared: i was ready to eat at the buffet we went to last night

[User] i was ready to eat at that buffet we went to last night

[Assistant] I love seafood buffets

[User] i love eating everything i sea too

[Assistant] lol. thats an oldie but goodie


[System] joyful: When my job got me a present.

[Assistant] My job got me the best present the other day when they celebrated my birthday.

[Assistant] Nice!

[Assistant] It was a flat image of Darth Vader, where he was drawn with lights that change color.

[Assistant] That is so cool and thoughtful!

[Assistant] I know, I really enjoyed it!


[System] disgusted: The other day I was at a restaurant and when I got my food it had a hair in it! I was so looking forward to eating it and WHAM! A big 'ol hair!!!

[Assistant] The other day I was at a restaurant and when I got my food it had a hair in it! I was so looking forward to eating it and WHAM! A big 'ol hair!!!

[User] yuk.. did you pull it out and continue to eat?

[Assistant] NO! I sent it back and ordered something else!

[User] smart move


[System] trusting: i knew i shouldnt have trusted my brother with my dog

[User] i knew i shouldnt have trusted my brother with my dog

[Assistant] Why? What happened>

[User] my dog ran away!

[Assistant] Aww that sucks. Did you find him?


[System] joyful: I just got a bonus at work that I wasn't expecting!

[User] I just got a bonus at work that I wasn't expecting!

[User] How big was it?

[User] It was $180!  I got it for making the most sales of the quarter for my company!

[User] Well great job, get something nice with it, you deserve it!


[System] terrified:  I hate scary movies, they scare me so much, especially jumpscares

[User] I hate scary movies, they scare me so much, especially jumpscares

[User] Oh yeah, I can't take scary movies of any kind.  I used to watch some of them when I was in my 20's.  What kind of movies do you like?

[User] I like action and comedies mostly, some dramas

[User] Yeah, they are way better than scary ones. Seems like there are horror movies coming out every other day now a days.


[System] lonely: I hate cooking for myself at my new apartment. It's not nearly as fun cooking for yourself as it is cooking for a group.

[Assistant] One of my favorite things to do is cook, and I recently moved into a new apartment by myself. I'm gonna say cooking for yourself isn't really as fun as cooking for a group.

[Assistant] Not at all. It is kind of boring being left to clean everything alone.

[Assistant] It is! It's sort of like how if someone packs you a little note with your lunch, it's really nice, but obviously if you made your own note you'd just feel silly.

[Assistant] And you might get called a weirdo. Haha


[System] surprised: My friend came over and brought a pair of concert tickets for my birthday. I thought the show was sold out. He bought them and kept them a secret.

[Assistant] My friend got us concert tickets to a sold out show. He told me he couldn't get them. I cant believe he kept that a secret until now.

[Assistant] Oh man, that's awesome! What concert were the tickets for?

[Assistant] It is to see Phoenix, my favorite band. I was shocked that he had the tickets. I cant wait to go now.

[Assistant] Well, I hope you have fun! I'm almost completely deaf, so I don't know that much about music.


[System] afraid: I have to go to the doctor on Monday. I hope everything is okay. I havent been feeling well.

[Assistant] I am going to the doctor monday. I hope everything is okay

[User] what do you think is wrong?

[Assistant] I have just been feeling really tired lately. Low energy and the vitamins arent helping

[User] ah i am sorry for that! hoping for the best!

[Assistant] Me too. I hate being sick and taking any thing other than vitamins


[System] furious: a dude pulled out in front of me, almost causing a wreck!

[User] a guy pulled out in front of me, almost caused a dang wreck

[Assistant] I hate that

[User] shoot me too, then he decides to drive so slow

[Assistant] What is the purpose of that!


[System] surprised: I went to a restaurant yesterday for dinner and it was pretty good.

[User] I went to a restaurant yesterday for dinner and it was pretty good.

[Assistant] That is nice. Did you know the restaurant before going there?

[User] I did, it is one of my favorites.  The great part was that I ended up getting the meal for free because of their rewards program.  I didn't even know I had any points.

[Assistant] That is super cool.


[System] joyful: I am moving to new appartment. The new neighborhood is so nice. I am so happy that I found this appartment.

[Assistant] I am moving to new appartment. The new neighborhood is so nice. I am so happy that I found this appartment.

[User] That is great, congratulations on the new place.  Is it somewhere you have wanted to move for a while now?

[Assistant] Yes, I wanted a swimming pool and a gym in the building.

[User] That is so nice.  When do you move?


[System] disappointed: i was sad when i didnt get the day off

[User] i was sad when  i didnt get the day off

[User] I'm sorry to hear that. Why was that?

[User] cause we had too much work

[User] Well that really stinks.


[System] prepared: I'm always ready to go to work. I have routine that makes me so pysched!

[User] I have a routine that gets me really excited and ready for work in the morning. I'm always so productive at work because of it!

[User] thats awesome that it works for you

[User] Yeah having a good routine is a good way to put you in the right mood to work.

[User] yea i can see that


[System] confident: I wore a bathing suit yesterday and felt confident because I've lost a little weight.

[Assistant] Yesterday I wore a bathing suit and felt more confident then I have in a long time.

[Assistant] That's really good! Did you lose weight, or have you just not felt comfortable with yourself before?

[Assistant] I have recently started working out and have lost a few inches and things are firmer.

[Assistant] That's awesome! The best part of that is looking good is only just a side affect of being healthier in general, which is great to be.

[Assistant] That's the best part of it! but being healthy isn't terrible either lol


[System] hopeful: I haven't seen my best friend in a long time. She's supposed to be coming next week, but may not be able to come. I hope she can, though.

[Assistant] My best friend is supposed to come over next week, but due to weather she may not come until later. I really miss her so I hope she visits soon.

[Assistant] Oh that stinks. Does she live far away?

[Assistant] She lives in Alaska and I live in Indiana, so it's a bit far! And I don't have many real friends so I've been feeling a bit lonely.

[Assistant] I completely understand that. I'm so busy I hardly socialize at all.


[System] lonely: My son is going to college in a couple of days and I'm sure the house will be a lot quieter without him.. I think the empty nest feeling is inevitable

[Assistant] My son is going to college in a couple of days and I'm sure the house will be a lot quieter without him.. I think the empty nest feeling is inevitable

[Assistant] That is sad. Do you have other children?

[Assistant] No, just one. Always wanted to have more but it just wasn't meant to be

[Assistant] I understand. Anyway, he will keep visiting.

[Assistant] I sure hope so. At least the colleges is only 3 hours away


[System] disgusted: I rented a house on the beach this summer. It was so dirty that I could stay. There were cockroachs everywhere.

[Assistant] I rented a house on the beach this summer. It was so dirty that I couldn't stay. There were cockroachs everywhere.

[Assistant] Oh wow! Did you get your money back?

[Assistant] No, I was not able to. I need to sue the landlord.

[Assistant] Oh good luck with that! Next time use airbnb or vrbo


[System] proud: My daughter applied for an internship over the summer all on her own and got it!

[Assistant] My 14 year old daughter applied for an internship all m herself for over the summer

[User] Wow, that is impressive, I could not do that at that age

[Assistant] She got it too. She was able to work at the schools summer camp and get a free week of camp herself!

[User] Wow, she has a bright future ahead of her if that is the case

[Assistant] I hope so!


[System] jealous: I am envious of my coworker, he is very smart and athletic

[User] I am envious of my coworker, he is very smart and athletic

[Assistant] Why its okay to be differnt

[User] I guess so, but they are still kind of a better version of me

[Assistant] If he is rich then I am jealous of him too


[System] afraid: i was scared to walk home alone yesterday

[User] i was scared to walk home alone yesterday

[User] That sounds upseting. Why were you scared?

[User] cause there were werewolves out there

[User] Oh man well wear silver. That can supposedly burn them and scare them away.


[System] joyful: I collect antiques and I found a really old coin. It was a great deal to so I'm so excited!

[User] I was in an antique store and found a really old coin for cheap. It was real and its very valuable. I'm so happy!

[User] thats awesome!

[User] Yeah I don't think I will sell it though. It's got a good backstory.

[User] yea that sounds like a plan


[System] furious: My daughter took my earbuds to the mall and lost them. They are not the cheap kind

[Assistant] I really hate when my kids take my things without asking

[User] I feel you!  My two kids know all the rules and yet, they just go out the window when they want to take something or use something that isn't theirs.  I always joke that you can't have nice things with kids.

[Assistant] It's true tho. They will one day understand when the spend their own money on things and someone just comes along and breaks it or leaves at the mall.

[User] Seriously!

[Assistant] I hope tht time comes sooner thatn later


[System] sentimental: Tomorrow is my 14th year anniversary married to my wonderful husband.  I can't believe it was that long ago. What a wonderful day.

[User] Tomorrow is my 14th year anniversary married to my wonderful husband. I can't believe it was that long ago. What a wonderful day.

[Assistant] Congratulations! Are you having a party?

[User] No, not this year.  We are going to dinner outside in a vineyard that is local to us.  I'm really looking forward to it.

[Assistant] That's sounds nice and romantic


[System] hopeful: I am hoping the Eagles can win it all again this season!

[User] I am hoping the Eagles can win it all again this season!

[Assistant] That game was fun to watch last year. Do you live in Philadelphia?

[User] I do not, but I live right outside of it, so I get the culture

[Assistant] I love it there. I don't normally like football, but it's always good when the Patriots lose.


[System] surprised: I was shocked when my parents got me a car for graduation

[User] I was shocked when my parents got me a car for graduation

[Assistant] No one has ever given me a car. That must be nice

[User] It was, it runs and that is all I could ask for

[Assistant] That very nice of them


[System] furious: I can't believe y kids ruined the house and I was only gone an hour

[Assistant] I can't beleive my kids ruined my house so quickly.

[User] What did they do to it?

[Assistant] I ordered a pizza and they left their plates and drinks everywhere and throw all of the pillows off of the couches. I don't know why

[User] Kids are like that sometimes, sorry about that

[Assistant] i couldve killed the,


[System] embarrassed: I was at work and I meant to send an email to my boss and instead I accidentally sent it out to my whole company. I cant believe it did that

[Assistant] I cant believe I hit reply all instead of reply when sending an email.

[Assistant] Oh no, this is a classic office disaster story. How bad was it?

[Assistant] I was complaining to my boss about another employee and I accidentally sent it to the whole company.  I cant believe I did that.  Im glad its the weekend.  I dont want to go back there

[Assistant] Ah heck, I hate that for you. Hopefully it isn't as bad for you as it seems, but just know that that mistake has happened to several people that I know of, so you're not alone.


[System] impressed: I interned for a Physical Education class for 3rd graders. I was stunned by how intelligent 3rd graders are!

[Assistant] I interned for a Physical Education class for third graders. I haven't been a third grader for a long time, so I was surprised how intelligent they are! They go through a lot of stuff, too.

[Assistant] That sounds awesome.  I barely remember 3rd grade.  I think we just played games and had fun.

[Assistant] See, that's how I remember it to! One of the kids I spent time with that semester opened up about his dad's drinking problem and he was holding it together pretty well. I didn't realize that kids went through that kind of stuff, I mean I know they do but you get what I mean.

[Assistant] Wow thats so deep.  I cant imagine having to deal with that at that age.  They mustve been what like 8?  thats a lot to put on a kid


[System] trusting: My brother always lies to me, but I never seem to realize it when he does it

[User] I was talking with my brother and he lied to me. I'm so gullible though it takes me awhile to realize it.

[Assistant] What did he say?

[User] He told me that he got a big bonus from work. I found out from my mom though that he lost his job instead.

[Assistant] Why would he even do that?


[System] jealous: I can't believe my friend is getting married. I want to get married!

[Assistant] MY friend is getting married soon.

[User] That's great! I hope their marriage goes well.

[Assistant] I hope I get married first

[User] Well that may be difficult if you aren't married first.


[System] confident: I just started a business.

[User] I just started a business.

[Assistant] Cool! What kind of business?

[User] It is an online retail business.  I have been studying about it for years and finally pulled the trigger.  I know it will end up being a great business.

[Assistant] Wow that's pretty ballsy nice job!


[System] hopeful: My wife just started a new job.  I'm hoping that she does really well and we'll be able to have some fun.

[Assistant] My wife just quit her job to start her own private practice.

[User] That is awesome.  Is she a doctor?

[Assistant] No she's a Therapist, but she is pursuing her Doctorate.

[User] How much longer does she have in school?


[System] anxious: Going to see mma fights

[Assistant] Really looking forward to tomorrow night!

[Assistant] Really? What you got going on?

[Assistant] Going to an MMA show.  Taking my nephew too!

[Assistant] That will be so much mush. He is going to have a great time.

[Assistant] Yeah I can't wait!!


[System] surprised: I came in to work in a bad mood because my girlfriend broke up with me. My coworkers had donuts sitting on my desk this morning to cheer me up. I was not expecting that.

[Assistant] My girlfriend just broke up with me. My coworkers had donuts sitting on my desk this morning to cheer me up. I never thought they would do something like that.

[Assistant] Aww that was nice of them!!

[Assistant] Yea and they must have got to work early because I am usually there before them.

[Assistant] lol.  Maybe they all came into work early just to surprise you!


[System] caring:  love my neices and nephews like they are my own children. I do the same for all of them

[User] I love my neices and nephews so much

[User] That is great, do you get to see them much?

[User] All the time. I treat them the same as my own kids. They are the best

[User] That is really good that you get to see them all the time.  Do you have kids, too?

[User] I have three kids. Three neices and one nephew


[System] anticipating: My birthday is next month and my wife has a surprise planned.

[User] My birthday is next month and my wife has a surprise planned.

[User] That doesnt sounds like a surprise

[User] I don't know what it is and I am really looking forward to it.

[User] Oh you just know that there's something going on. That's pretty cool


[System] annoyed: I am seeing so much litter these days around my school...

[User] I am seeing a lot of litter on the ground these days around my school... really chaps me.

[User] Yeah that is pretty upsetting. I don't get what is so hard about throwing away your trash.

[User] I know, right? People are just so lazy or don't care I guess.

[User] Maybe the kids will see all of the trash and see that it is bad and grow up to not  litter?


[System] disgusted: I watched the discovery channel and saw this show on bugs. It was really gross.

[User] I was watching TV and stopped on the Discover channel. There was this really gross show on bugs, but I couldn't help but watch.

[User] Oh yeah those shows can fascinating!

[User] Yeah, I don't really know. It was really really gross.

[User] It's true, but I also can't help but watch. It's exciting to learn in any case.


[System] surprised: I went into my garage the other day and there was a new car in there.

[User] I went into my garage the other day and there was a new car in there.

[User] Who's car was it?

[User] It was mine!  My wife had bought it for me for my birthday, but she wanted me to be shocked by it so she gave it to me a month early.

[User] What kind of car did she get you?

[User] It is actually a classic car, so not technically new.  It was a 1959 corvette.  It is my dream car come true.


[System] impressed: I was enjoyed the Broadway show Hamilton. I didn't think I would.

[User] I enjoyed the Broadway show Hamilton. I didn't think I would.

[User] That is amazing that you got tickets.  What was your favorite part?

[User] The ending was really good.

[User] That is awesome.  How far in advance did you have to buy the tickets?


[System] proud: Nephew playing football this year

[Assistant] My nephew starts 10th grade this year!

[Assistant] That's exciting!  I hope he's doing well in school!

[Assistant] Yeah i'm sure he will.  He's a good kid.  He's playing football too!

[Assistant] Nice i love football.

[Assistant] Me too!  I can't wait to see him play!


[System] content: My friend just went and bought a big tundra, but I'm super happy just driving my little tacoma.

[Assistant] My buddy just came to work showing off his big new tundra.

[Assistant] Oh cool!  Is he going to let you drive it?  lol

[Assistant] Ha no, but I'm still super happy with my little old Tacoma!

[Assistant] Maybe you can swap Toyotas for a day :D


[System] impressed: I saw a magician at a bar the other night. He was really good. Some of his tricks were i couldnt figure out at all

[Assistant] I am always amazed when people poses talent

[User] Yeah me too. Some people have some amazing talents.

[Assistant] I was out to dinner the other night a I saw a magician do some amazing card tricks.  I couldnt figure them out and I was blown away

[User] Yeah magic is pretty great!


[System] anticipating: I really like the Marvel Universe. I can't wait for the next movie to come out!

[User] I'm a big fan of superhero movies. I can't wait for the next Marvel Universe movie to come out!

[Assistant] Those movies are amazing.  I loved the last one with Thanos.  He was a cool character.

[User] He really is! I love a good villian!

[Assistant] I actually started to understand where he was coming from...in a sick kind of way.


[System] sad: I had to leave my parents behind in the country I grew up in. I haven't seen them in 12 years and I cry a lot thinking about them

[Assistant] I had to leave my parents behind in the country I grew up in. I haven't seen them in 12 years and I cry a lot thinking about them

[Assistant] That's sad. What country is that?

[Assistant] Bulgaria. It's so far away!

[Assistant] Wow that is far. When did you come here?

[Assistant] it's been almost 20 years and I've only been back to Bulgaria once!

[Assistant] What is it like over there?

[Assistant] People are nice and caring, nature is beautiful and life kinda slows down, it's not as crazy hectic  as here

[Assistant] Yeah I can imagine it would be simpler there.


[System] sad: My little boy is starting Kindergarten and I'm sad he's growing up so fast.

[Assistant] I'm a little sad my youngest son is starting Kindergarten in a few days.

[Assistant] Awww I completely understand. I remember that feeling. And mine is now a senior. Time flies! Cherish every moment with him!

[Assistant] I know it does! My oldest son is starting Junior High..wow

[Assistant] I only have one. And next year he'll be going off to college. I wish I didn't have to work so much so I could have spent more time with him when he wanted to

[Assistant] Yeah I'm grateful that I get to work from home and be with my kids.

[Assistant] Yea that would have been great if I could have done it. I'm happy that you do!

[Assistant] The summer has been rough though. They fight a lot

[Assistant] It's still better that an empty house!


[System] lonely: I saw a man on the street and he looked so sad. He had no one and I kept on walking by to leave him alone.

[User] I saw a man on the street and he looked so sad. He had no one and I kept on walking by to leave him alone.

[Assistant] That sounds so sad.  I hope he was ok

[User] I don't really know. He just seemed so discheviled and alone.

[Assistant] You have to be careful though.  Sometimes people can be really dangerous when they have nothing to lose


[System] jealous: my grandma gave me and my cousin a scratch off lottery ticket.  I didnt win.  My cousin won $100

[Assistant] Sometimes things really arent fair.  I wanted to steal from my cousin

[User] Why did you want to do that?

[Assistant] My grandma gave my cousin and I a scratch off lottery ticket.  He won $100 and I didnt win anything.  I was really upset

[User] That makes a lot of sense. Sometime that's just how it goes though.


[System] hopeful: I just broke my finger, and I have a golf tournament coming up.

[User] I just broke my finger, and I have a golf tournament coming up.

[Assistant] Oh wow, are you okay?!

[User] I think it will be fine.  This is a big tournament for me, so I am keeping my fingers crossed (as much as possible) that it will heal in time for me to play.

[Assistant] I hope so, and I hope you do good in the tournament :) Just rest that finger and let it heal.


[System] apprehensive: Tomorrow, I will be evicted from my appartment. I don't know what to do.

[Assistant] Tomorrow, I will be evicted from my appartment. I don't know what to do.

[Assistant] Oh no :(  I hope there's someone you can stay with

[Assistant] In time of need, my friends started running away from you.

[Assistant] From me?  But why lol?

[Assistant] from me

[Assistant] Oh.  That sucks I'm sorry :(


[System] surprised: I got a check in the mail yesterday

[Assistant] I checked my mail yesterday

[Assistant] Whar happened?

[Assistant] I got a check in the mail from my insurance company.  Didn't expect that!

[Assistant] That is very nice. What are going to do with money?

[Assistant] probably stash it away in savings for now


[System] impressed: The other day I was at the store and this guy was carrying like 40 bags all by himself! It was really amazing!

[Assistant] The other day I was at the store and this guy was carrying like 40 bags all by himself! It was really amazing!

[Assistant] He must be a super hero, I would have offered to help him haha.

[Assistant] He was just walking out, looking like the Hulk

[Assistant] I wish I could have seen that sight, ask him for his workout schedule.


[System] devastated: My dog just died. It was the worst thing that ever happened to me.

[User] My dog Ronnie just died. He was hit by a car and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me.

[Assistant] Im so sorry. Thats horrible. I cant imagine how you must feel

[User] Yeah it was really rough. I miss him a lot.

[Assistant] I know you cant ever replace him, but Would you consider getting a new dog?

[User] I have, but I don't think that I'm there yet. Maybe sometime though.


[System] guilty: When I was younger I got caught cheating on a test.  The teacher took my test and wrote on it.  My mom saved it and it was always so sad to see that I did that

[Assistant] Did you ever do something in your childhood that you arent proud of?

[User] Yeah I stole money of my mom's dresser once.

[Assistant] Oh how much? I cheated on a test and got caught.  My teacher wrote "cheater" on it and my mom saved it and I saw that test often

[User] Wow that's really rough. It was only $5 but she was still really upset about it.


[System] disgusted: I saw a guy scratching his behind on the train this morning.

[User] I saw a guy scratching his behind on the train this morning.

[Assistant] That is weird. Did you say anything?

[User] I was too grossed out to talk to him, besides, I thought it was none of my business?

[Assistant] Well that is pretty gross.


[System] terrified: I can't watch horror movies. They give the creeps and I can't sleep I am so scared!

[User] I watched the scariest movie on TV last night. It gave me the creeps and I couldn't sleep I was so terrified!

[Assistant] What movie? I can't watch scary movies anymore since having kids, they are too realistic now haha

[User] It was Insidious. Don't watch it by yourself if you want to sleep.

[Assistant] Thank you for the heads up! Maybe sleep with a night light on tonight :) Sweet dreams!


[System] furious: I was at work, and one of my friends had to go. I was so mad, because that meant I had to do all the work!

[Assistant] I was at work, and one of my friends had to go. I was so mad, because that meant I had to do all the work!

[Assistant] Oh no!  Extra workload is terrible!  Did you make it through?

[Assistant] Yeah, I was super tired for a day though

[Assistant] I bet.  Did you relax when you got home?

[Assistant] Yes! I took a nice bath

[Assistant] That's a killer end to a stressful day!


[System] afraid: Riding coasters this weekend

[Assistant] I'm not looking forward to tomorrow :/

[Assistant] Why? What happened?

[Assistant] We're taking the kiddos to six flags and they're gonna make me ride coasters lol

[Assistant] Oh! I thought it was something bad, I hate roller coasters too!

[Assistant] Yeah I've never rode one before!  So scared :(

[Assistant] Good luck!

[Assistant] Hey thanks!  Wish you could go too!!


[System] apprehensive: My husband says he stopped drinking but I'm reluctant to believe him

[User] My husband says he stopped drinking but I'm reluctant to believe him

[Assistant] That's kind of sad.  What makes you reluctant?

[User] He's said it before and nothing's changed. I don't want to get my hopes up.

[Assistant] Well I'm sure the odds are against him, but I hope he succeeds this time.


[System] jealous: My buddy at work just bought a brand new boat.  I don't even boat but the thing is really nice and I wish I had one.

[Assistant] My buddy at work just went and bought a really nice boat.

[User] Man, I wish I had the money to afford a boat, I don't know about you.

[Assistant] Lol I feel the same way.  I don't even like fishing but I would kill for that boat.

[User] Imagine days spent cruising around on the water!


[System] terrified: I'm being induced on Monday because I'll be at 41 weeks pregnant by then.  This is my first baby and I'm so scared! Labor seems impossible!

[User] I'm being induced on Monday because I'll be at 41 weeks pregnant by then. This is my first baby and I'm so scared! Labor seems impossible!

[Assistant] You got this girl! I was induced when I had my daughter a year ago! I was scared too but honestly don't remember much.

[User] Really?  That's good to hear.  I have been told so many different horror stories that its got me feeling nauseated and stressed!

[Assistant] Just enjoy and rest on your last weekend before baby, It'll all be worth in when you are holding your little girl :) Don't listen to those scary stories, those are the 1 in a million chances it goes wrong!


[System] surprised: I was at my favorite restaurant and the owner gave me a complimentary meal because I eat there so often!

[Assistant] I was at my favorite restaurant and the owner gave me a complimentary meal because I eat there so often!

[User] That's awesome! What kind of restaurant is it?

[Assistant] It's a mexican restaurant

[User] Oh those are great and a lot of times they make everything fresh! What is your favorite meal there?

[Assistant] Some Chicken Enchilladas


[System] disappointed: I took a thrid trip to the grocery store hoping to find good clearance items this week like I normally do. However I didn't find anything! Super disappointed. It's not been a good week to get clearance stuff.

[User] I took a third trip to the grocery store hoping to find good clearance items this week like I normally do.

[Assistant] Did you find any?

[User] Nope I didn't find anything! Super disappointed. It's not been a good week to get clearance stuff.

[Assistant] Wow


[System] annoyed: I was at a restaurant and the waiter didn't serve us at all! She was so lazy! I was so dissapointed.

[Assistant] I was at a restaurant and the waiter didn't serve us at all! She was so lazy! I was so dissapointed.

[Assistant] That's super frustrating! Did you walk out?

[Assistant] Yes! We got some free drinks basically!

[Assistant] That's the bit I kind of don't like about restaurants. I get why they don't let you get your own beverages but at the same time it seems unnecessary to have to wait for someone to refill your glass.


[System] ashamed: I was taking a bowl of ravioli down the 3 or 4 steps to my dining room and fell and spilled ravioli all over me

[Assistant] Our dining room is just a few steps down from the kitchen, so I made me a bowl of ravioli and fell down the 3 steps somehow. I got ravioli all over me.

[Assistant] Wow, are you ok?

[Assistant] I was fine, but my roommate heard the noise and came to check. Needless to say I was pretty embaressed when he found me lying in a pool of ravioli on the floor.

[Assistant] Hahaha, that must've been pretty funny though. Im assuming he/she helped you up?


[System] lonely: The other day I couldn't find my phone all day.  When I finally found, there wasn't a single missed call or text.

[Assistant] I couldn't find my phone all day, but when I finally did, I hadn't missed a single call or text.

[Assistant] That's good, where was it?

[Assistant] It was in the couch, but really it just made me realize I need to hang out wih some friends.

[Assistant] What would you do with friends?


[System] faithful: i love my wife unconditionally, i dont see how anyone cheats on their spouse

[User] my wife is amazing, shes the only one i want

[Assistant] Sounds like you lucked out, make sure she knows how special she is :)

[User] i try everyday!

[Assistant] Yes, don't let a night go by without saying I Love You.


[System] angry: I wasn't happy today when someone ran in to the back of my moms car.

[User] I wasn't happy today when someone ran in to the back of my moms car.

[User] That makes a lot of sense. I wouldn't be happy either! I hope that they have good insurance

[User] Nope! They ran into her then drove off- an old guy!

[User] Wow! That's aweful. Is your mom ok?

[User] Yes, they put a huge crushed in dent in the back corner. They didn't get his plates on the camera :( And it's like $500 to pay the deductible to get it fixed..Seriously- insurance companies suck!

[User] Man that really does stink! Hopefully the police will find some way to catch the guy!


[System] confident: I am the best at magic. I'm going to be the next David Copperfield.

[User] I have been practicing magic since I was a kid. I'm really good at it and I'm going to be the next David Copperfield.

[User] What kind of tricks can you do?

[User] well I can do a lot of card tricks, but I'm also good at slight of hand and bigger illusions as well.

[User] Thats pretty cool! I am fascinated by that!


[System] surprised: My buddy called me the other day to come over to help him lift something.

[Assistant] My buddy called me the other day and had me come over to help him lift something.

[User] Does he have a bad back or was it just an enormous thing?  Did you get to go over?

[Assistant] Well it turns out it was a crib, and his wife was pregnant!  I was shocked!

[User] Oh my goodness!  That's awesome!  Does that feel weird to know he's going to be a Dad?


[System] sentimental: I remember when my kids were young and once fall came, we'd go to a pumpkin patch festival for a weekend.  Those were sweet days!

[User] I remember when my kids were young and once fall came, we'd go to a pumpkin patch festival for a weekend. Those were sweet days!

[Assistant] Those have got to be some good memories for you!

[User] They were practically perfect!  I guess we'll do it again one day when the kiddos are married with kids of their own.  I don't want to be that old yet though! ha ha.

[Assistant] Yeah life really comes at you fast huh?


[System] anticipating: MMA shows tomorrow.  Taking my nephew!

[Assistant] Can't wait until tomorrow!

[Assistant] Whats happening tomorrow?

[Assistant] Taking my nephew to an MMA show!  It's going to be awesome!

[Assistant] Oh wow that sounds like fun, your a great uncle!

[Assistant] Hey thanks!  I can't wait.  I hope he has a good time :)


[System] angry: I was at the grocery store the other day, and when I was walking through the isle and some kid brushed past me and almost knocked me over! I was so mad

[Assistant] I was at the grocery store the other day, and when I was walking through the isle and some kid brushed past me and almost knocked me over! I was so mad

[Assistant] Kids can be so annoying sometimes.  I hate those shoes with wheels that they have.  so annoying

[Assistant] I don't think that they sell those anymore, they were kinda cool but annoying

[Assistant] I just saw a girl wearing them at walgreens tonight.  I wanted to trip her lol


[System] terrified: My friends made me go on a rollercoaster the other day.  It was so scary,  I dont want to do that ever again

[Assistant] I went to the fair the other day.  It was really fun until my friends made me go on rides

[Assistant] What rides did you go on?

[Assistant] They made me go on a rollercoaster.  I was so scary.  I dont think i am ever going to do that again.  Those rides seem so unsafe, like they are barely held together with screws

[Assistant] I hate rollercoasters too!


[System] lonely: Sat in my house yesterday by myself

[Assistant] I sat home all day by myself yesterday

[Assistant] Sounds relaxing, being a mom I could use a day like that!

[Assistant] lol.  I don't have any kids to keep me busy.  I just sat there playing video games and doing laundry!

[Assistant] I hope it was a good day for you, atleast you did something productive and got some laundry done haha

[Assistant] Yeah it was kind of relaxing and boring at the same time :D


[System] surprised: I was at my favorite restaurant and I found a hair in my food! This never happened before so I was obviously very angry.

[Assistant] I was at my favorite restaurant and I found a hair in my food! This never happened before so I was obviously very angry.

[User] That's pretty gross. It happens though. Did they comp you?

[Assistant] Yes, they gave me a whole new plate and it was free!

[User] Great! They should get a great review as we all have hair everywhere. It's bound to happen at  some point.


[System] anxious: Tonight I feel wound up a bit. I am tired of being sick. I have tried so many things, I am hoping the herbs I am getting tomorrow will help with my digestive problems, blood flow, fibro etc

[User] Tonight I feel wound up a bit. I am tired of being sick. I have tried so many things

[Assistant] How long have you been sick?

[User] Mostly the past year after a bad infection that doctors wouldn't help me with..SEVERAL doctors...I got HELLP syndrome...Preclampsia basically and also a UTI that lasted awhile..and I haven't been the same since..It went on for more than a few months.  I am hoping the herbs I am getting tomorrow will help with my digestive problems, blood flow, fibro et

[Assistant] Wow, that's a lot. Is it clearing up?


[System] impressed: My son hit a home run at little league tonight.

[User] My son hit a home run at little league tonight.

[User] Wow!  Impressive!  He must be beaming and you must be so proud!

[User] I was very proud of him.  It was his first one ever and he didn't even know it went over the fence until he had run all the bases.

[User] I bet his face was priceless when he found out!  Those are the best times in life!  Take him out for vegan ice cream!


[System] furious: My 3 year old got into some oil that I had sitting down on the counter just for one minute.  He dumped it all over the couch and living room floor.  It took everything I had not to explode.

[User] My 3 year old got into some oil that I had sitting down on the counter just for one minute. He dumped it all over the couch and living room floor. It took everything I had not to explode.

[User] I'm impressed you didn't explode!  My wife would've gone insane.  She hates that kind of stuff.  How long did it take to clean up?

[User] I was too!  I held it in and just started crying.  It took forever to clean up and honestly, I can't even salvage the couch.  I have no money to get another one!  I just want to throw it out the door.

[User] What I've found is everything is salvageable if you really want/need to.  I recommend looking on YouTube to see how to remove the oil from the fabric.  Keep your head up, you'll be alright!

[User] That is such a good idea!  I don't really venture on there but I'm desperate!  You really think there would be a video about taking oil off of couch cushions?!!  Thanks, you've given me hope!

[User] I know there will be something on there!  YouTube has taught me more about life than my parents.  In 20 minutes you will know how to clean your couch and take the engine out of your car.


[System] impressed: I went to a restaurant where they cook in front of you and it was very cool! I had some teriyaki chicken

[Assistant] I went to a restaurant where they cook in front of you and it was very cool! I had some teriyaki chicken

[Assistant] oh those places are fun.  Its like dinner and a show..  Was it expensive?

[Assistant] Very! I only go there when I have some kind of coupon.

[Assistant] thats smart.  We went to one for my wifes birthday once and it cost a fortune!


[System] anticipating: I am going on vacation in 1 week.  I cant wait. I am so exicted

[Assistant] I cant wait until next week.  I think I am going to start packing soon

[Assistant] Are you moving?

[Assistant] even better. Going on vacation.  Im so excited.  I need a break from work so badly.

[Assistant] I went on vacation about 4 months ago, it was really fun. I went to Orange Beach, AL


[System] annoyed: There is a fly in my house and I can't catch it! I really hate flies

[Assistant] There is a fly in my house and I can't catch it! I really hate flies

[Assistant] They are really bad especially if you have pets.

[Assistant] I don't have any pets, but I want a cat

[Assistant] Yea. You have to be careful with flies, because they can lay eggs in your pet's food.


[System] caring: My dad brought me some guacamole he made.

[Assistant] My dad brought me some guacamole he made.

[Assistant] Was it good?

[Assistant] Yea, it's delicious. I can never get guacamole right myself.

[Assistant] I have never tried it


[System] impressed: For the first time, my son went to the doctor without crying.

[Assistant] For the first time, my son went to the doctor without crying.

[Assistant] Wow, you must be proud! How old is he?

[Assistant] He is six years old. He used to make us go through hell to take him to the doctor.

[Assistant] They grow up so fast! Glad he isn't scared anymore.


[System] excited: i was happy when i got the day off

[User] i was happy when i got the day off

[Assistant] You got a day off? Man I wish I could get a day off

[User] yea a day off

[Assistant] Was it fun?


[System] terrified: About 6 years ago a really bad storm rolled through my city and a tornado almost hit us. I was really scared

[Assistant] About 6 years ago a really bad storm rolled through my city and a tornado almost hit us. I was really scared

[User] how did it turn out

[Assistant] Everything panned out, there was some flooding later

[User] thats cool that you made it through

[Assistant] Yeah, it was very scary though


[System] devastated: My wife just told me today that my vasectomy failed, if you know what I mean.

[User] My wife just told me today that my vasectomy failed, if you know what I mean.

[User] Oh boy!  Congratulations are in order then?!!  How many kids do you have then?

[User] We aren't quite to the excited phase yet, but thank you.  I'm sure when the shock wears off we will be over the moon about it.  We have 2 and one (or more) on the way.

[User] I totally get it.  If I found out that I was pregnant right now, I'd pass out and cry for a few minutes and then be happy.  ha ha.  I pray for your wife and her body! he he.


[System] disappointed: I worked all day and came home to the whole house a wreck.  My husband had the whole month off and he didn't clean one bit of the house or make dinner.

[User] I worked all day and came home to the whole house a wreck. My husband had the whole month off and he didn't clean one bit of the house or make dinner.

[User] I would be disappointed in him if I were you.  He sounds like a real low life.  Maybe you should kick that bum to the curb.

[User] Ha ha, I would never go that far because he goes grocery shopping for me and is so great with the kids, but yeah, it was kind of a downer. Guess its true that men have to be told what to do...do you agree?

[User] I don't, if it were up to me we would all be artificially inseminated and men would be kept like livestock.


[System] proud: i am such a lucky dad, my son is the best! he makes me so happy

[User] my son is so awesome! i am lucky to be his dad

[Assistant] What did he do?

[User] nothing in particular, hes just awesome to be around

[Assistant] Cool!


[System] surprised: I was at the grocery store and there was a HUGE sale on oreos! They were $1.5!

[Assistant] I was at the grocery store and there was a HUGE sale on oreos! They were $1.5!

[User] sheesh thats a great deal!

[Assistant] Yeah! Considering that they are $2.50 or $3 normally

[User] how many packs did you stock up with? lol

[Assistant] 3


[System] trusting: i knew i shouldnt have trusted my brother with my dog

[User] i knew i shouldnt have trusted my brother with my dog

[Assistant] Why, What happened?! I hope your dog is okay.

[User] he is still missing

[Assistant] Oh man, I'm sorry. My two dogs are my babys, I can't imagine how you feel.


[System] surprised: My wife bought me tickets to a concert and didnt tell me about it.  It was a so awesome

[Assistant] My wife is so nice sometimes

[Assistant] Is she?  That's pretty awesome!!  How'd you land her?

[Assistant] She got me tickets to a concert and didnt tell me about it until we were on the way there. it was so cool

[Assistant] Sweet!!!  Did you have a good time?

[Assistant] we did, it was so much fun, but super loud

[Assistant] Yeah I bet.


[System] impressed: Nephew starts football this year

[Assistant] My nephew starts the 10th grade this year

[Assistant] 10th grade was a good year.  I met my favorite girlfriend that year.  Is he excited?

[Assistant] Yeah.   He's playing football too.  Little boy is growing up :)

[Assistant] thats so cool.  what position is he playing?

[Assistant] Not sure yet.  School just started back 2 days ago.  I'm sure they'll pick something good for him!


[System] hopeful: I'm so ready for the weekend. I'm optimistic that it will be a great and restful weekend!

[User] I so excited for this weekend. I'm really optomistic that it's going to be a relaxing break from work!

[Assistant] That's awesome. Will you be relaxing at home or elsewhere?

[User] I'm going camping for the weekend. It's going to be great!

[Assistant] I love camping. Hopefully, you won't meet too many mosquitos!


[System] anticipating: There's a new water park about to open near me.

[Assistant] There's a new water park about to open near me.

[User] That's awesome! Are you going to go see it?

[Assistant] Definitely. I've been traveling for over 45 minutes to the nearest one.

[User] Wow that's a long way to go. It's really cool you have one opening up near you.


[System] excited: i was happy when i saw i got the day off!

[User] i was happy when  i saw i got the day off!

[User] Congrats! A day off is always nice.  Did you do anything fun with your extra time?

[User] nah just sit at home and relax like you!

[User] Haha, relaxing days can be super helpful.  I hope you have a good rest of your weekend!


[System] content: We just moved our family into a new house and finally finished unpacking, are all settled, and getting into a schedule again.  I'm so happy and love being able to relax.

[User] We just moved our family into a new house and finally finished unpacking, are all settled, and getting into a schedule again. I'm so happy and love being able to relax.

[Assistant] That sounds nice! Do you enjoy your new home?

[User] Yes!  Its only a tad bigger than our last place but its set up so much better. The space is used so much better.

[Assistant] That makes a big difference. Getting your feng shui on the go!


[System] confident: My friends and I were relaxing and swimming at a lake last weekend. My friend bet me $20 that I couldn't race him in a swim across the lake. I ended up winning because I knew I was a faster swimmer.

[Assistant] My friend bet me $20 in a swimming race across a lake last weekend. I took the deal because I am positive I'm a stronger swimmer!

[User] $20 bucks?  I'd try to do it too.  How'd it go??

[Assistant] I won of course! The guy was no match for my swimming speed!

[User] Awesome!  He'll know not to challenge you next time!  $20 bucks richer!


[System] anticipating: My daughter is entering a local battle of the bands contest.

[Assistant] My daughter is entering a local battle of the bands contest.

[User] is this her first one?

[Assistant] Yes, it is! I hope it will be a good expereince for her.

[User] thats good


[System] lonely: i was all alone last night

[User] i was all alone last night

[Assistant] Where'd everyone go?

[User] i kicked them out!

[Assistant] hahaha did you kick family or roomies out?


[System] anxious: I have to go to the dentist next week and im so nervous. I hate going to the dentist

[Assistant] Im so worried about next week

[Assistant] That sucks. What's going on next week?

[Assistant] I have to go to the dentist on wednesday.  I hate going to the denstist.  Im always worried that im going to get poked or hurt

[Assistant] I don't think anyone enjoys going to the dentist.


[System] grateful: I couldn't make to dinner on time with my friends.

[Assistant] I couldn't make to dinner on time with my friends

[Assistant] aww im sorry.  did they leave without you

[Assistant] No. They actually waited.

[Assistant] That was really nice of them.  you have some really good friends


[System] terrified: I was so scared.  I was walking to my car and I thought I was going to be robbed.

[User] I was so scared. I was walking to my car and I thought I was going to be robbed.

[Assistant] That is so scary, what happened?

[User] It was dark and I was leaving work.  Lots of homeless and drug dealers hang nearby.  A man was creeping around.

[Assistant] Wow, that is scary! Be careful.


[System] apprehensive: I felt this way while waiting for my son to be born.

[Assistant] I have been feeling anxious about the birth of my son in December.

[User] Ohhh Congratulations!  I am sure you will be ok.  Is it your first?

[Assistant] Yes! I am nervous.

[User] Think of how many people have babies.  If they can do it so can you!


[System] embarrassed: I went to work with some serious bedhead. I went to the bathroom after being there for a few hours I saw how aweful I looked!

[User] I went to work with some serious bedhead. I went to the bathroom after being there for a few hours I saw how awful I looked! I

[User] did anyone see ?

[User] Nope no one told me. It was so upsetting and I just looked terrible.

[User] oh well you lived through it!


[System] afraid: i was scared yesterday when i was home alone

[User] i was scared yesterday when i was home alone

[User] Really? Why was that?

[User] cause i was hearing noises

[User] Well there are some good safety apps for your phone that a friend can monitor you as you walk home. Maybe you want to try one of those.


[System] faithful: No matter what I've done, my mom has always been supportive.

[Assistant] No matter what I've done, my mom has always been supportive.

[Assistant] That's what mom's do! I think it's in our blood.

[Assistant] Moms aren't all great, but I'm glad you and my mom are.

[Assistant] That is true,not all moms are that way and that is sad.


[System] content: I am feeling this way with my life right now.

[Assistant] My life is going so great right now!

[Assistant] That's fantastic to hear!

[Assistant] I just had my first child and my marriage is going great.

[Assistant] How long have you been married?

[Assistant] 6 years


[System] proud: My friend went to work in a new country on her own without anyone.

[Assistant] My friend went to work in a new country on her own without anyone.

[Assistant] Wow, must've been scary

[Assistant] Yea, she says she's lonely, but she's friendly.

[Assistant] That's good at least


[System] impressed: s at the grocery store and I saw some guy carrying like 40 bags, he must've been very strong

[Assistant] I was at the grocery store and I saw some guy carrying like 40 bags, he must've been very strong

[Assistant] That's crazy! I wonder if he's stocking up or is cooking for a lot of people.

[Assistant] Me too, but he didn't break a sweat

[Assistant] 2 bags and I'm already struggling.


[System] jealous: My friend has a beautiful girlfriend.  He is such a lucky guy.

[User] I met my friends girlfriend and he is so lucky. She's funny and beautiful. The whole package.

[User] make a plan to pluck her away

[User] I don't know. I don't want to upset my friend though.

[User] dump the first, and go for her


[System] caring: i loved taking care of my sisters pet

[User] i loved taking care of my sisters pet

[User] That's really awesome! Cat's are like the best pets ever.

[User] nah this is a bearded dragon

[User] Oh... I didn't know those were real.


[System] sad: I wish I spent more time with my dog while she was still with me.

[Assistant] I wish I spent more time with my dog while she was still with me

[Assistant] Did she pass away, or did something else happen?

[Assistant] She passed away unfortunately.

[Assistant] That's sad, one of my friend's dog died a few years ago. We were all very sad because he was such a nice pit


[System] trusting: I was at my dealership and I had to hand over my car to some stranger. I was kinda scared that he'd take something, but I had to trust him

[Assistant] I was at my dealership and I had to hand over my car to some stranger. I was kinda scared that he'd take something, but I had to trust him

[Assistant] I don't really trust dealerships. What's wrong with your car?

[Assistant] Nothing was wrong with it, it just needed an oil change.

[Assistant] Ah you're getting maintenance done. That's good.


[System] surprised: I saw a girl propose to her boyfriend.

[Assistant] I saw a girl propose to her boyfriend.

[Assistant] That is so exciting and different.

[Assistant] The guy was pretty bewildered.

[Assistant] I bet so, that doesn't happen often.


[System] disappointed: I felt this way when I didn't get the promotion at work that I worked so hard for.

[Assistant] I didn't get the promotion that I worked so hard.

[Assistant] I'm sorry to hear that!

[Assistant] It's okay, I will have to try harder next time.

[Assistant] Good luck. Maybe a better opportunity will come around.


[System] angry: My sister in law is a horrible parent.  Her kids can run fevers of like 104 and she will not take them to the doctor.

[User] I feel like my sister in law is a horrible parent - some people should just not have kids.

[Assistant] i can relate my brothers ex wife , uses all the child support money on her self and her crack head boyfriend , my brother buys my nieces close and toys because she wont

[User] Oh my goodness!!  My sister in law refuses to take the boys to the doctor, even when they run a high fever like 104.  My mother in law steps in all the time.

[Assistant] its horrible to hear , but i agree with you 100 percent some people should not have kids at all


[System] caring: my co worker took out his back

[Assistant] I remember the one time my co worker took out his back , he would still come in to work but i made sure i did all the heavy lifting so he wont he eventually got better

[User] That is some dedication.  Did he finally heal up?

[Assistant] took him weeks , but i just felt bad i worked with him for years

[User] I'm glad to hear that he is better now - you did a great thing by helping him.


[System] afraid: I get off work late at night. It's really scary walking home in the dark.

[User] I get off work at night and I have to walk through a lot of dark streets to get home. I'm always scared I'm going to get attacked.

[User] oh no thats terrible. where do you live?

[User] I live in a college town in the mdiwest.

[User] oh yeah that could be dangerous!


[System] grateful: i am so thankful to have such a great wife. she is the best.

[User] my wife is the best. im so thankful for her

[User] That's really awesome that you have a great partner like her!

[User] for sure! are you married?

[User] Yes I am and my wife is awesome too!


[System] terrified: I was out in a fishing boat last weekend in the ocean. I am very afraid of sharks and I was so nervous the whole time that we would see one.

[Assistant] I was out in a fishing boat last weekend, and I was afraid we would see some sharks. I am really afraid of them.

[Assistant] Sharks are definitely scary.

[Assistant] Yeah, I was sweating and shaking the whole time. I seen a show on the Discovery Channel about sharks once, and I've never been the same since.

[Assistant] Is where you went known to have sharks?


[System] proud: While I was sick last week, my kid did all the cooking and cleaning.

[Assistant] While I was sick last week, my kid did all the cooking and cleaning.

[Assistant] Wow, that's very nice of them! Someone taught them well.

[Assistant] I'd like tot hink so, but I think it's a lot her, too.

[Assistant] Yes, each kid has their own personality sometimes. I've seen some families that had some kids that were angels, and one of them was a nightmare!


[System] sad: My cat is really sick and old. She is not going to make it much longer.

[Assistant] My cat is really sick and old.

[Assistant] I am sorry to hear that. I hope she is comfortable at least.

[Assistant] She is not going to make it much longer.

[Assistant] Do you have plans on how to spend these last days with her?


[System] embarrassed: I dropped my friend's birthday cake.

[Assistant] I dropped my friend's birthday cake.

[Assistant] Oh man! I bet you felt bad.

[Assistant] I still feel terrible. I'm gong to make it up to her though.

[Assistant] I am sure she understands it was an accident.


[System] grateful: i am so thankful for my wife. she treats me great.

[User] my wife is great! i am so thankful for her

[Assistant] That is so good to hear! What makes her so great!

[User] she supports me in everything i do

[Assistant] You have a great wife for sure then.


[System] hopeful: I am applying to graduate school and I am feeling this way about getting accepted.

[Assistant] I am applying to grad school and I hope to get accepted.

[User] do you have to pass the gre?

[Assistant] Yes, I take that text in September. I am not looking forward to it.

[User] your husband could probably help you with the math portion!

[Assistant] Maybe, he sucks at math

[User] gotcha... bock bock chicka chicka


[System] impressed: I watch a lot of infomercials and I got the steak knives. They are even better than expected. They can cut through anything!

[User] I watch a lot of infomercials because I'm always up late at night. I ordered the steak kneves and they are awesome. They can cut through anything!

[Assistant] What have you used them on so far?

[User] Well I used them to cut some potatoes and they slice through them like butter!

[Assistant] They sound like good knives


[System] nostalgic: I had to go and buy a toy for my nephew the other day.  It reminded me that my girls are no longer little girls playing with toys and that one is about to graduate high school this year.

[User] I had to go and purchase a toy for my nephew for his birthday the other day.

[Assistant] Did he like it?

[User] I don't know yet, his birthday is this weekend.  But it did remind me that my girls are no longer the age that I can buy toys for them, my oldest will graduate this year.

[Assistant] They grow up so fast! You must be proud of them though.


[System] grateful: I can't eat tomatoes, and my friend made me a pizza without any for her party.

[Assistant] I can't eat tomatoes, and my friend made me a pizza without any for her party.

[User] Do they bother your stomach?

[Assistant] I have difficulty breathing when I eat some.

[User] Oh goodness, so you have an allergic reaction to them then?  Do you have to carry an epi pen just in case some slip by you unaware?


[System] grateful: I feel this way towards my husband, he is the best.

[Assistant] I am so thankful for my husband, he is the best.

[Assistant] Significant others can be hit or miss sometimes.

[Assistant] If you find the right one, they are awesome.

[Assistant] Your husband sounds like a keeper. How long have you two been together?

[Assistant] 10 years.


[System] afraid: There's a hard bump on my arm. I don't know what it is.

[Assistant] There's a hard bump on my arm. I don't know what it is.

[Assistant] Have you made an appointment with your doctor?

[Assistant] I'm hoping it goes away, but you're right. Maybe I should set an appoitment.

[Assistant] I would just to be safe!


[System] afraid: i dont really enjoy when my wife and son go out alone, too many crazy azz people in the world

[User] i hate that i have to worry when my wife and son go out alone, too many dang crazy folks in the world

[User] That's very true, but I'm sure their both very smart and know how to avoid dangerous situations.

[User] shes about to be strapped so i wont have to worry as much!

[User] That will be great! A little peace of mind is all you need.


[System] proud: I'm taking a really hard class and I got an an A on a test. It was a really good feeling!

[User] I'm a Phd student and I'm taking a really hard class. I have to do well so I was really happy when I got an A on a test!

[User] thats awesome! what college you go to?

[User] Harvard. So that makes getting an A even better!

[User] holy smokes thats legit!

[User] Yeah it's a great opportunity but pretty stressful.


[System] angry: My girlfriend stole my credit card before leaving. Now, I have money issues.

[Assistant] My girlfriend stole my credit card before leaving. Now, I have some financial problems.

[Assistant] Wow, that's a terrible situation. Did you report it to the police?

[Assistant] I report it to the police but they said that I need to proove that I didn't give my credit card to her.

[Assistant] Well that's no very helpful. What about cancelling your card at the bank and reporting fraudulent charges?


[System] surprised: My best friend just told me they were planning to get a sex change. I had no idea, they seemed to be pretty comfortable the way they were until recently.

[Assistant] My best friend just told me that they are planning to get a sex change. I had no idea!

[Assistant] My best friend just told me that they are planning to get a sex change. I had no idea!

[Assistant] Wow, when is she/he planning to do that?

[Assistant] He is planning to be a she as soon as she can get the operation scheduled with the doctor. I think I will take at least a few months.

[Assistant] I understand. Good for him if that will making him feel better


[System] impressed: My daughter got first place with her horse at the fair.

[Assistant] My daughter got first place with her horse at the fair.

[User] thats awesome! do you guys raise multiple horses?

[Assistant] Yes we do. She did so well.

[User] i would love to be able to have horses


[System] faithful: cheating is disgraceful to me, i only want my wife shes the best

[User] cheating on someone, to me, is so disgraceful

[Assistant] Yes it is very disgraceful.

[User] i just dont see why people dont just end their relationship if they are unhappy

[Assistant] I know. It is so hurtful to so many involved.


[System] content: I'm going to have a sub after work.

[Assistant] I'm going to have a sub after work

[Assistant] A sub for what?

[Assistant] Sub sandwich. I hope I get done with work soon.

[Assistant] Oh that sounds good. The closest sub store we have is SubWay.


[System] joyful: I felt this way when I held my son for the first time.

[Assistant] Holding my son for the first time was such an awesome experience.

[Assistant] He must be so precious!

[Assistant] He is,thank you.

[Assistant] Cherish him while you can. They really grow up fast.


[System] furious: they through thinner on my car

[Assistant] i remember waking up one day , and paint on my car was gone , they put paint stripper or thinner at nigh , i was so mad blood was boiling

[Assistant] Wow. That's crazy. What even happened?

[Assistant] the neighbor hood trouble maker did it , and i could not even beat him up because he is old an old man, once he was shooting at peoples windows with his b b gun

[Assistant] Someone should definitely report him.


[System] surprised: My buddy broke up with his girlfriend for a guy.

[Assistant] My buddy broke up with his girlfriend for a guy.

[Assistant] how do you feel about it ? honestly if someone is respectful to me i dont care who they like , thats the way my dad raised me

[Assistant] You have a great dad. I'm ok with it. I'm glad he was finally able to come out.

[Assistant] im straight but the way my dad raised me , he said to respect all sexes , and what ever religion i choose was up to me , i have never gone to church


[System] terrified: One night I was at a diner after a long night of partying to get a bite to eat . As I was leaving I was clearly being followed by someone. He grabbed my purse and demanded my keys.

[Assistant] One night after partying all night I went to a diner and had a bad experience.

[Assistant] Oh no!  What happened??

[Assistant] Omg, I was on my way out and I was followed by someone.

[Assistant] OMG who was it?  What did they do??

[Assistant] He  walked really fast toward me grabbed my purse and demanded my keys.

[Assistant] AHH!!  Did you call the police?

[Assistant] Yes. I was so scared in that moment! He didn't even have a weapon.

[Assistant] Did he hurt you??


[System] prepared: Florida trip coming up

[Assistant] Got my stuff ready for a trip coming up

[Assistant] A trip sounds great! So where are you going?

[Assistant] The family and I are going to Panama City Florida!

[Assistant] Florida is a great state to have vacation fun! Can you bring me a seashell back?

[Assistant] haha!  Sure can!  I'll bring you a BIG one back!!

[Assistant] Lol...Thank you the kids and I love to listen to the sound of the ocean through them.

[Assistant] Yay!  I'll bring more for ALL the kids!!


[System] disappointed: So I bought a lotto ticket this week.  And yet again, I lost

[User] So I bought a lotto ticket this week. And yet again, I lost

[User] lol i know the feeling. how great would it be to hit a jackpot though

[User] I know right.  I really could use the money too!

[User] shoot you aint the only one!


[System] disappointed: the chargers are poised to have a great season, yet we keep having injuries during the preseason

[User] the chargers are supposed to have a great year, but we keep having guys get hurt

[User] I like the Ravens.  People always get hurt in football..

[User] true, did you watch their game the other night?

[User] No I my boyfriend had on the Dolphins.. BLAH lol


[System] proud: My son started walking the past couple of days.

[Assistant] My son took his first steps the other day, I was so excited.

[Assistant] You must be so excited and proud!

[Assistant] I am very excited and proud!

[Assistant] Has he talked yet?


[System] hopeful: I'm going back to school to become a chef.

[Assistant] I'm going back to school to become a chef

[Assistant] Awesome! I wish I was a better cook.

[Assistant] You should try out some recipes. When you cook well, you're far more likely to eat more healthy.

[Assistant] I believe that!


[System] devastated: My father in law was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer when our daughter was just 9 months old.  He passed 9 months later so never really got to know her and never met our other daughter.

[User] My father in law was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer when our first daughter was 9 months old.

[Assistant] That's so sad. I'm sorry to hear that. Is he getting a treament?

[User] He passed away 9 months after diagnosis, when she was 18 months old.  She just turned 18 this year, so it's been awhile.  But he never really got to know her and never met our 2nd daughter at all.

[Assistant] Wow, that's awful. I hope you can tell her all about him and share some pictures at least.


[System] impressed: I seen a guy riding a unicycle today. He was just listening to music and making it look easy.

[Assistant] I seen this guy riding down my street riding a unicycle making it look easy. Talk about skill!

[User] Wow, that's not something I'd expect to see just looking out my window at the street!  Were you impressed?

[Assistant] I most certainly was! I ran to find my kids and show them. They all want one for Christmas now!

[User] Ha!  Well just make sure you've got good insurance on all of them first!!


[System] proud: I passed my final! I'm glad my hard work paid off.

[Assistant] I passed my final! I'm glad my hard work paid off.

[Assistant] Congratulations! Was it your last final?

[Assistant] One of my last ones... many sleepless nights paid off

[Assistant] Good luck. It'll be worth it.


[System] surprised: My girlfriend has been so distant lately.

[Assistant] My girlfriend has been so distant lately.

[Assistant] Oh no, have you tried talking about it?

[Assistant] I have, but all she says is "it's nothing."

[Assistant] Give her a few days and try again


[System] faithful: I've never cheated on my wife

[Assistant] Me and my wife have been together for 10 years!

[Assistant] That is really great to hear! Couples break up so fast these days.

[Assistant] Yeah I know.  Especially thanks to FB.  I haven't cheated on her once!

[Assistant] uh oh how does Facebook help? lol

[Assistant] The weird guys always hitting up women


[System] trusting: Loaned my friend 3k to fix his car.

[Assistant] Loaned my friend 3k to fix his car.

[Assistant] Did he get it fixeD?

[Assistant] Yep, he did. Luckily, he doesn't have to buy a totally new car.

[Assistant] Yeah that's good.  You're a good friend.  Good on you lad!


[System] surprised: I was shocked.  I went to Vegas and as soon as I walked into the casino I won 1k on a dollar slot.

[User] I was shocked. I went to Vegas and as soon as I walked into the casino I won 1k on a dollar slot.

[Assistant] Oh wow! Congrats! That's awesome!

[User] THank you!  I love Vegas!  It is so much fun.

[Assistant] I would love to go someday.


[System] anticipating: I have a dentist appointment next week. I am not looking forward to it.

[Assistant] I have a dentist appointment next week.

[User] Ut oh.. are you nervous?

[Assistant] Very much so! I do not like going!

[User] I'm sorry.  Don't worry.  It never is as bad as you think it will be.


[System] terrified: When our home was broken into I felt this way.

[Assistant] Our home was broken into and it was so scary.

[Assistant] I cannot imagine how scary that would be!  Were you home or away?

[Assistant] Thankfully, we were away and nothing was taken, but our security was gone.

[Assistant] Do you mean your security system, or do you mean that which keeps your family secure?

[Assistant] our sense of security.

[Assistant] Definitely.  Did you make any adjustments to prevent or protect yourselves after this horrific event?


[System] surprised: I remember when I turned 30 years old that my wife had planned a surprise birthday party for me.  I remember that she had gone ahead to a restaurant to meet me since I was at work.  I headed there right after work to a private room (unbeknownst to me).  Everyone yelled "Surprise," and I was taken back!  I couldn't believe it.  What a great day!

[Assistant] When I turned 30 years old, my wife shocked me with a surprise birthday party!

[Assistant] That sounds like a lot of fun! Did you have a great time?

[Assistant] I sure did.  She had contacted my older siblings who lived out of town, my parents, and my friends.  She put all kinds of work into it.  I was just thilled!

[Assistant] That was very thoughtful, you are very lucky!

[Assistant] I agree with you.  My wife was so good to me.  It was more like a reunion and one of the best nights out with family and friends.  Lots of laughter.


[System] excited: i am going to a concert on sunday. i cant wait!

[User] im going to a concert sunday i cant wait

[Assistant] That's awesome. Is it your favorite band?

[User] nah but i am seeing my favorite next month!

[Assistant] You must love music. Are tickets expensive?


[System] impressed: My buddy won first place at the triathlon. Couldn't even get him off the couch this same time last year.

[Assistant] My buddy won first place at the triathlon. Couldn't even get him off the couch this same time last year.

[User] man thats legit! i am so lazy lol

[Assistant] hahah same here, man.

[User] i run 1 10k a year lol


[System] content: My daughter just came into the world this past weekend.

[Assistant] My daughter just came into the world this past weekend.

[User] that is incredible! congrats is she your first?

[Assistant] Thank you! Yes, she is!

[User] its so awesome to have a child! my son is a little over a year


[System] grateful: my wife is the best! im so lucky tohave her!

[User] my wife is amazing, i am so lucky to have her

[Assistant] She sounds wonderful. How long have you two been together?

[User] 9 years! and hopefully many more

[Assistant] That's really amazing. I wish you two the best.


[System] afraid: playing silent hill one

[Assistant] I remember when i was little and i played silent hill 1 for the first time , i was so scared lol , now i look back and the graphics look so cheap

[Assistant] Haha, that's funny. The same things used to happen to me except with the game Resident Evil. I love that game, and was scared to play it at the same time.

[Assistant] lol , resident evil 2 i found scary as well , when you encounter the licker for the first time and he falls from the ceiling

[Assistant] Yes! I remember that. I was just looking at getting an emulator so I could play it again on my computer.

[Assistant] im looking forward to resident evil 2 , the remake


[System] proud: I sold my first painting last month. I have been working on my painting skills recently after taking a break for years. I decided to advertise them online, and I finally sold one!

[Assistant] I just started painting again after taking a break for years.

[Assistant] i love art if thats what you mean , i started taking painting classes recently

[Assistant] I'm pretty happy though because I recently just sold my first painting! I am hoping to make some money on the side doing different painting for people.

[Assistant] Thats awesome i used to do the tattoos and recently purchased 2 tatoo machines a shader and a liner , been drawing since i was 5 years old


[System] nostalgic: I miss my friend.

[Assistant] I miss my friend.

[Assistant] I'm sorry to hear that.

[Assistant] It's ok. It'll take some time I guess.

[Assistant] I wish you healing and comfort.


[System] content: I am feeling this way with my life right now, I am so happy.

[Assistant] I am so happy with my life right now.

[Assistant] That's wonderful! What's been going on?

[Assistant] I recently had my first child, and my marriage is going great.

[Assistant] Oh my gosh. Congratulations on the kiddo!


[System] terrified: Roller coasters this weekend

[Assistant] Taking the kids to six flags this weekend and I'm scared :\

[Assistant] What are you scared of?

[Assistant] Riding the coasters!  Never have before!

[Assistant] I bet you are scared! It will be fun though!

[Assistant] Yeah hopefully I'll get over it!


[System] surprised: I was about to go on maternity leave and my coworkers threw me a baby shower at work. I had no idea they were planning it.

[Assistant] I was about to go on maternity leave when my coworkers threw me a baby shower.

[Assistant] Hey that's great of them!!  Did you get anything cool?

[Assistant] I got lots of cool stuff and I had no idea they were planning it!

[Assistant] That's fantastic!  What an awesome day, huh?


[System] afraid: I just watched the exorcist for the first time and am home alone. I turned all the lights on in the house and am going to call my friend because I have goosebumps.

[Assistant] I just watched the Exorcist for the first time and now I am going around my house turning on all the lights!

[Assistant] hahaha I guess no one warned you about how scary that movie is, hu?

[Assistant] NO.... man I need to call a friend or something to calm me down. I have goosebumps.

[Assistant] Good idea. Having someone around might help you recover from it.


[System] guilty: I was supposed to go on a trip with my friend, but I got sick.

[Assistant] I was supposed to go on a trip with my friend, but I got sick.

[Assistant] Oh no! That's no fun. So you're cancelling it completely or will you wait until you feel better?

[Assistant] It's too to go now unfortunately.

[Assistant] That's too bad, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you feel better soon!


[System] excited: i am going to a concert sunday and i cant wait.

[User] i am going to a concert sunday and i cant wait

[Assistant] how exciting! I love concerts

[User] what kind of music do you like?

[Assistant] Honestly I can get into most kinds of music. What artist/band is the concert?

[User] Breaking Ben, and 5 finger death punch


[System] grateful: I got a raise at work. I'm glad my hard work has paid off!

[Assistant] I got a raise at work. I'm glad my hard work has paid off!

[User] thats awesome! glad to hear that!

[Assistant] Thanks! Feels good to be rewarded

[User] it does i agree! its always great when someone gets paid for their hard work


[System] caring: My friend had to miss a concert, because I was sick.

[Assistant] My friend had to miss a concert, because I was sick.

[Assistant] Oh wow I'm sorry, but your health is more important!

[Assistant] Thanks a lot! She didn't have to miss it actually but didn't want to go without me.

[Assistant] Sounds like you have a great friend!


[System] annoyed: I got called into work on a Saturday! So frustrating.

[User] I got called into work on a Saturday! So frustrating...

[Assistant] I used to have to be on call and I hated it, especially after I worked all week.

[User] Yeah it's a big pain, but that's life/work I guess.

[Assistant] That's true, that is part of it, I guess.


[System] grateful: My husband makes me feel this way, I am so lucky to have him.

[Assistant] I am so thankful for my husband, he is the best!

[User] Oh that's sweet. What kind of things does he do?

[Assistant] He works hard so I can stay home with our child.

[User] Oh that's very nice! He must work very hard then!


[System] content: Everything is alright these days

[Assistant] I'm having such a great week.  Hows your week going?

[Assistant] Could be better, but it's nice to know someone is having a great week!

[Assistant] Yeah it was awesome.  And I have a beach vacation coming up so that should be pretty fun also!

[Assistant] Oh now I"m just getting jealous!

[Assistant] Haha.  You can come with us!!


[System] nostalgic: There's this Chinese takeout place I used to go by during college often.

[Assistant] There's this Chinese takeout place I used to go by during college often.

[Assistant] Oh?  How was it?

[Assistant] It was great. I always ordered their cheapest item, but they'd always throw extra portions in.

[Assistant] That's awesome!  Nothing better than free food!!


[System] anxious: im excited to go to a concert on sunday, it should be awesome

[User] im going to a concert on sunday and i cant wait!

[Assistant] what artist is gonna be there, now i am intrigued

[User] breaking ben and 5 finger death punch

[Assistant] ooooh nice , i would be so pumped too see them , enjoy


[System] angry: when my brother got jumped

[Assistant] I remember when we were younger , and my brother came home one of his eyes was swollen shut, and he had a giant gash under his other, he had gotten jumped i almost cried in just anger

[User] ah no thats horrible i hate to hear that

[Assistant] he bumped into one of the main ones that jumped him, and my brother beat him up twice , shortly after we both joined jiu jitsu

[User] thats legit! i love mma and jiu jitsu is crucial


[System] anticipating: There's a new pizza place opening up.

[Assistant] There's a new pizza place opening up.

[User] Are you excited about that, do you think you'll be checking it out when it opens.

[Assistant] Oh definitely. I'm kind of tired of the big chain pizzas.

[User] We have a local pizza place here and it is SO much better than all the chain places.  I hope your's is great also.


[System] sad: Our little dog got pancreatitis.  She never recovered and we had to have her put to sleep because she was in so much pain.

[User] Our little dog ended up with pancreatitis.

[Assistant] Oh I'm so sorry. Is the little one being treated?

[User] We tried.  We took her to an emergency vet, then our vet followed up with us for weeks.  She kinda overcame the pancreatitis, but she also had an autoimmune disease and her body started killing off her red blood cells.  She wasn't going to recover and she was in so much pain, we had to take her in to be put to sleep.

[Assistant] I am so sorry to hear that. I'm sure she had the bests life she could being part of your family.


[System] surprised: This restaurant that I've been going since I was a kid is closing.

[Assistant] This restaurant that I've been going since I was a kid is closing.

[User] you going one last time ?

[Assistant] Of course I will, but it will be so sad.

[User] yea


[System] furious: i was pissed when i saw a dent in my car door yesterday

[User] i was pissed when i saw a dent in my car door yesterday

[Assistant] Oh no. Do you know who did it?

[User] no.. i was at the store.. by the time i made it back .. they were no where in sight

[Assistant] A hit and run. Not many people are responsible anymore.


[System] furious: it really drives me crazy that there are so many people who are so brutal to others

[User] i hate that people these days are so crappy to others

[Assistant] Me too, people can be so cruel.

[User] its sad the world we live in

[Assistant] It definitely can be.


[System] terrified: I felt this way when our home was broken into.

[Assistant] Our home was broken into and it was so scary.

[User] that is scary! it happened to me as well so i bought a couple of guns

[Assistant] We did too, and a security system.

[User] yep us too, its sad we have to have those


[System] caring: A few months ago I broke my wrists. I had so much family support, it made me very happy.

[Assistant] A few months ago I broke my wrist. I had so much family support, it made me very happy.

[User] It's always nice to have people around you that care about you. They make hard times much easier.

[Assistant] Yeah it was a minor injury but I'm glad they were by my side

[User] How's the wrist feeling now? Any permanent damage?

[Assistant] No all back to normal thankfuly


[System] apprehensive: My wife wants to have kids, but I'm not really sure I'm ready. I'd like kids one day, but maybe not right now.

[User] My wife told me she's ready for kids, but I'm not sure if I am. I'm not totally against the idea, I'm just a little nervous about making such a big decision right now.

[Assistant] Well take it from me, I have one and twins on the way.... Never wanted kids either but once theyre here it's an amazing feeling!

[User] That's what everyone keeps telling me. I guess I might as well while I'm still young. Just a bit nervous to become a parent.

[Assistant] You will never be ready but enjoy as  much as you can while you're young! lol


[System] anxious: i am going to a concert on sunday, i cant wait

[User] sunday i am going to a concert and i cant wait

[Assistant] So exciting, which concert?

[User] 5 finger death punch and breaking ben

[Assistant] Nice! I don't know either band well but sounds exciting!


[System] confident: I know I will win my chess game.

[User] I know I will win my chess game.

[Assistant] Good luck! Chess is such an interesting game.

[User] I was taught how to play by my dad.

[Assistant] Is he an awesome player, too?


[System] sentimental: I haven't been the greatest person, but my family always sticks by me.

[Assistant] I haven't been the greatest person, but my family always sticks by me.

[User] That must be nice, having a good family.

[Assistant] It is. I got really lucky.

[User] Do you have any siblings?


[System] nostalgic: The skating rink I used to go to as a child is being replaced by a hotel.

[Assistant] The skating rink I used to go to as a child is being replaced by a hotel

[Assistant] That is kind of sad. I hate it when places from your childhood close or are torn down.

[Assistant] Yea. I wish it was being replaced by something less consumerist.

[Assistant] Yeah that is too bad.


[System] afraid: My husband was out of town all last month for work. After one night alone, I had to go stay at my mom's because I was too creeped out by every little sound

[Assistant] My husband was out of town for work all of last month.

[Assistant] Oh yea? How'd it go?

[Assistant] After only one night alone, I had to go stay at my mom's. I was creeped out by every little sound and couldn't sleep.

[Assistant] Oh no, how did mom take it? Did she tease you?


[System] disappointed: I ordered a new watch on the Shopping Channel that looked amazing. It looked like real gold and had diamonds inlaid in it. When it arrived it looked completely different and looked cheap.

[Assistant] I ordered a beautiful gold watch from the Shopping Channel. When I received it, it looked completely different and was total junk.

[Assistant] I hate when that happens, especially when you have something else pictured.

[Assistant] It was completely different! The one I received looks like you would get it at a dollar store, and I paid $200 for it!

[Assistant] Are you able to send it back?


[System] sad: I felt this way when I had to leave my son for the first time to go to work.

[Assistant] I had to leave my son for the first time to go to work and it was so hard.

[Assistant] I can't imagine. How old is he?

[Assistant] Almost 2.

[Assistant] Yeah, that's a hard age to separate from a child. They don't really understand. I have to leave my 16 year old sometimes and he jumps for joy.


[System] surprised: i was shocked when  i saw i was given the weekend off

[User] i was shocked when i saw i was given the weekend off

[Assistant] That is a nice surprise! Do you usually work every weekend?

[User] yea and im so far down the seniority list that i never get it off

[Assistant] I am glad you got this one off!


[System] nostalgic: My son will turn two in December and I have been feeling this way thinking about how much he has grown.

[Assistant] My son is turning two in a few months and it has me looking back to when he was first born.

[User] yea they grow up way too fast

[Assistant] They really do, it goes by so quickly.

[User] yea


[System] anticipating: the concert i am going to on sunday should be awesome!

[User] the concert i am going to on sunday is going to be awesome!

[Assistant] That sounds awesome! What band?

[User] breaking ben and 5 finger death punch

[Assistant] They sound rock metal. Hope you have a great time!


[System] lonely: I'm going to a new town for work. It pays a lot more, but I'm going to be by myself.

[Assistant] I'm going to a new town for work. It pays a lot more, but I'm going to be by myself.

[User] ah that sucks! what city?

[Assistant] Somewhere in Nevada.

[User] dang in the middle of no where


[System] guilty: I ate the last ramen.

[Assistant] I ate the last ramen.

[User] uh oh.. late trip to the local walmart to get more!

[Assistant] hahaha I think so, too!

[User] sounds like a plan


[System] angry: i was mad when i couldnt leave work on time

[User] i was mad when i couldnt leave work on time

[Assistant] Was there too much work?

[User] the work just kept piling up as the day went on

[Assistant] Did you get any help?


[System] guilty: Went to the bar and forgot to tip the waitress

[Assistant] I went to the bar the other night

[User] how was it? get smashed?

[Assistant] lol a little bit.  I paid for my tab and forgot to tip the waitress :(

[User] crap that sucks! did you have fun?

[Assistant] Yeah.  Was there with my mom and my brother.  I think I'll tip her good next time we go again@!


[System] anticipating: sunday i am going to a good concert, i cant wait

[User] sunday i am going to a concert and i cant wait

[Assistant] Oh that's cool!  Who are you going to see?

[User] breaking ben and 5 finger death punch

[Assistant] Hey I saw Breaking Benjamin a couple years ago at an unplugged concert in Nashville!  You're gonna have some fun!!


[System] disgusted: I seen a little kid picking their nose and eating it today while I was on the bus. I almost threw up.

[Assistant] I was on the bus today and some little kid was picking his nose and eating it.

[Assistant] Eww, thats gross! Poor kid needs to learn some manners!

[Assistant] Yes, that's what I was thinking. I almost thew up.

[Assistant] I bet, I would have had to look away!


[System] anticipating: My son is due in a couple of months and it has me feeling this way.

[Assistant] My first child is due in a couple of months, and I am a little nervous.

[Assistant] I think everyone gets nervous. You'll be fine!

[Assistant] Thank you, I am trying to stay calm.

[Assistant] It must be an exciting time, too.


[System] annoyed: Someone keeps calling my phone. I'll block them, but they just call from a new number.

[Assistant] Someone keeps calling my phone. I'll block them, but they just call from a new number.

[Assistant] That is annoying. Do they say anything when you answer?

[Assistant] Oh I don't answer numbers I don't recognize.

[Assistant] I don't blame you!


[System] sentimental: I am feeling this way because my son is turning 2 in a couple of months.

[Assistant] My son is turning two in a few months and it makes me a little sad.

[User] whats his name?

[Assistant] Knox.

[User] my wife loves that name, we have a son that will be 2 in december. if we have another one his name will be knox


[System] trusting: im going to a concert on sunday, i am thinking its going to be good

[User] im going to a concert on sunday, im sure it will rock

[Assistant] Who are you going to see?

[User] breaking ben and 5 finger death punch

[Assistant] That will be a fun concert!


[System] grateful: Thinking about how bad people's lives are in this world makes me very thankful for having a supporting family growing up.

[User] Every day I stop and think about how some people have very hard lives and it makes me both sad and also thankful that I had a caring and supportive family growing up.

[Assistant] It's nice to hear someone thinking about others. Many people who luck out don't care what happens to others or are grateful for their lot in life.

[User] I've always felt a lot of compassion for others. I really can't help it. I thank my mom for that attribute.

[Assistant] Sounds like you have a great family.


[System] anticipating: I can't wait for Fall. This summer heat is killing me.

[Assistant] I can't wait for Fall. This summer heat is killing me.

[User] Tell me about it. It's over 100 almost every day here and it's so humid it makes the air feel sticky!

[Assistant] I can't do over 80. Where are you that it's over 100?!

[User] Central Louisiana. Hot and gross out here! Imagine a steaming swamp.


[System] joyful: The new Mexican place is going to be so good!

[Assistant] The new Mexican place is going to be so good!

[User] i love Mexican food! salsa is the best

[Assistant] Oh yea, I like salsa, too. Can't have enough of that, and it's healthy!

[User] yeah thats true! with a margarita


[System] grateful: my dad bought me tickets to a concert on sunday. i am so thankful

[User] my dad bought me tickets to a concert on sunday, i am so thankful

[Assistant] Oh man, your dad sounds awesome.

[User] he is the best for real

[Assistant] Does he know that?


[System] content: I am feeling this way in my life right now, I am so happy.

[Assistant] I am so happy with my life right now!

[Assistant] Yeah? That's a good thing! What's going on in your life right now?

[Assistant] I just had my first child and my marriage is thriving!

[Assistant] That's awesome! I very happy for you. I hope you have many good years to come as well.


[System] sad: I had a pet hermit crap that died this morning. I got him when I was on vacation in Hawaii.

[Assistant] I got a pet hermit crab when I was on vacation in Hawaii, and I just found him dead this morning.

[Assistant] Oh no, I am sorry to hear that.

[Assistant] Yeah, I was crying a bit. We spent so much time together I would take him everywhere.

[Assistant] I hope you can find some comfort during this time!


[System] content: I am feeling this way in my life now, I am so happy

[Assistant] I am so happy with my life right now.

[Assistant] That's great to hear!

[Assistant] Thank you! I have the best family!

[Assistant] Not many people are thankful for their family. I am glad you are.


[System] faithful: My job is going through a tough time, but I'm going to stick with them.

[Assistant] My job is going through a tough time, but I'm going to stick with them

[Assistant] That is good to hear, it sounds like you are a very loyal employee.

[Assistant] They've been there for me, too. Not many jobs care about their employees.

[Assistant] If you find a place that cares for their people, stay with them!


[System] nostalgic: going to a concert on sunday and i cant wait it is going to be great

[User] im going to a concert sunday and its going to be amazing

[Assistant] You must be excited! Will it go on the whole day?

[User] nope just 2 bands

[Assistant] That's still awesome. Have a great time!


[System] prepared: I've been practicing this piece for months. I think I'm ready to play it in front of everyone.

[Assistant] I've been practicing this piece for months. I think I'm ready to play it in front of everyone.

[User] what are you playing?

[Assistant] I'll be playing Tchaikovsky on piano and flute.

[User] wow that is impressive!!


[System] surprised: i was caught off guard when i was told i could go home early

[User] i was caught off guard when i was toold i could go home early

[User] Sometimes that is good and sometimes it is bad. Depends on how bad you need the money. I hope it was a good thing for you.

[User] yea it was great thing.. anytime you can leave early on a friday is a good day

[User] Yeah, I had forgot it was Friday. I always enjoyed getting off early then.


[System] hopeful: We are wanting to buy a new house in the next year. I'm really hoping that it works out for us. We have needed something a little bigger for a while now.

[User] We are really wanting to buy a new house. We are hoping it will happen in the next year.

[User] good luck! need something bigger?

[User] Yes. I have 4 kids and we are living in a 3 bedroom and 1 bathroom right now. We definitely need another bathroom. lol

[User] yea i feel your pain! we will be buying a bigger home also


[System] nostalgic: im going to a concert on sunday and i am out of my mind about it

[User] im going to a concert on sunday, and im out of my mind about it

[Assistant] That sounds fun, what concert?

[User] breaking ben and 5 finger death punch

[Assistant] I bet you are going with your dad?


[System] content: I am feeling this way in my life now, I am so happy.

[Assistant] I am so happy with life right now.

[User] glad to hear that! why?

[Assistant] I have the best husband and children around.

[User] your husband is a lucky guy!

[Assistant] He sure is.


[System] anticipating: My husband and I are taking a vacation by ourselves.  We are going to a little beach area in Florida for a week.

[User] My husband and I are taking our first vacation without kids in 18 years.

[Assistant] Wow that sounds lovely, where are you headed? Some where warm I hope!

[User] Yes, we are going to a little beach area in florida that is off the beaten path - just a week to relax and reconnect.

[Assistant] That sounds amazing, I hope you both enjoy it!


[System] confident: I just got my haircut and a new suit. I feel on top of the world right now.

[Assistant] I just got a new haircut and bought a suit. I feel like I'm on top of the world right now. I think I'll go ask my crush out on a date.

[Assistant] You go for it!

[Assistant] I think I have a pretty good chance. She seems like she's been into me.

[Assistant] You never know unless you ask, and it never hurts to ask!


[System] grateful: I am feeling this way towards my husband because all that he does for me.

[Assistant] I am so thankful for my husband!

[Assistant] Why? What did he do?

[Assistant] He works so hard for our family so I can stay home with our son.

[Assistant] Wow, that is very nice of him. It's to meet nice guys these days! You're lucky to have him!