[System] ashamed: I sat in my kitchen eating an entire cake to myself in the middle of the night. I felt so wrong but so great!

[Assistant] The other night I wanted cake when I woke up in the middle of the night

[Assistant] Oh I get those midnight cravings all the time!

[Assistant] The worst part was that there was a cake to be eaten! SO I DID! Lmao

[Assistant] You want cake? Cake is there? Obviously you have to eat it! Lol


[System] apprehensive: I was trying to learn how to make a steak and I was so scared of the flame on the grill! It was SO hot!

[Assistant] My husband was teaching me how to make a steak. The flame was so warm!

[User] That sounds like a fun thing to do as a couple.

[Assistant] It was but I was so sad that I was so scared

[User] Why were you so scared?


[System] sentimental: I looked at my childhood photos the other day. I just sat there remembering how much fun I used to have

[Assistant] I looked at my childhood photos the other day. I remember alled the fun I used to ahve

[User] Oh really, that sounds nice. I miss childhood.

[Assistant] I do to. It was much easier then for me

[User] Sometimes I feel as though our generation (assuming you're a few years around 30) really got a bad deal as far as the economy, politics, and the overall love in the country is concerned.


[System] faithful: I have to rely on my prayers and my belief in a high power to get me through not having a job and no money.

[User] I have to rely on my prayers and my belief in a high power to get me through not having a job and no money.

[Assistant] Things work out. It doesn't seem like it but they do.

[User] I remind myself all the time that it will work out and all will be good again.

[Assistant] It will. I am sure of it.


[System] devastated: I was very sad when I found out that my neighbors houses were going to be demolished because the city ordered it.

[User] I was very sad when I found out that my neighbors houses were going to be demolished because the city ordered it..

[User] Is the city going to build them new ones at least?

[User] Nope. They bought them out at city valued tax prices and they have 60 days to find another place to live.

[User] Well at least they bought them out and they won't be homeless. Still sucks though.


[System] embarrassed: One time when i feel off my bike in front of all of my friends i was embarrassed.

[Assistant] I feel off my bike the other day. it hurt.

[User] Oh no! How badly did you hurt yourself?

[Assistant] A few scraps to my elbows but nothing major, i was just embarrassed.

[User] That doesn't sound too bad, it could have been much worse!


[System] anticipating: i am patiently anticipating the release of Fallout:76

[Assistant] Hey, Any interest in video games?

[User] Yes I do play some video games.

[Assistant] great, I'm anticipating the release of Fallout:76 how about you?

[User] I've heard some very good things about it. It doesn't come out until November right?


[System] jealous: I get jealous when i see my friends earning more money then myself.

[Assistant] Isn't it annoying when your friends earn more money then you but you work just as hard.

[User] Sometimes life isn't very fair. I like to think of it as motivation to get a better job.

[Assistant] Very true. I suppose i just get a bit jealous sometimes.

[User] It happens, I think it's part of human nature. Just try and focus on your own well-being and you'll be alright!


[System] confident: This year i felt confident in my exams.

[Assistant] I exams went really well this year, How has your year gone?

[Assistant] Good for you!.  My year have been ok too so far.

[Assistant] Thanks, I am feeling a lot more confident in myself. Remember the year can only get better.

[Assistant] You seem to be very hopeful!  That is great.


[System] prepared: Today was a bad day, But fortunately i was prepared.

[Assistant] Had a good day today, i think i was prepared for everything. how has your day been?

[User] I'm so glad to hear that! Did anything in particular make it a good day? Mine's been awesome too!

[Assistant] Well i had a meeting with my boss who gave me a promotion today so i'm over the moon!.

[User] Sick, congratulations! Time to celebrate right?


[System] furious: I was attacked by bees a few months ago, they we're furious.

[Assistant] I got attacked by a swarm of bees a few months back. Needless to say it hurt.

[Assistant] How awful, besides painful, it must have been scary!

[Assistant] It was, they we're absolutely furious with me for some reason.

[Assistant] Were you messing with them, maybe? or taking their honey?


[System] nostalgic: When i play old games i get nostalgic.

[Assistant] Do you remember the old video games you used to play?

[User] I do, as if it were yesterday. I remember most of my childhood through video games.

[Assistant] The nostalgic moments when you play them again is brilliant. You should try it.

[User] I really want to, but unfortunately my GameCube and N64 no longer function. Also a few of my favorite games are scratched to heck.


[System] hopeful: Now that everything is falling into place in life, i feel very hopeful about the future.

[Assistant] Life seems to be going perfect right now, how about you?

[User] I'm glad to hear that! Things are really going great for me too!

[Assistant] Well that's even better news! i'm feeling hopeful for the both of us.

[User] Same here. Let's hope these good times stick around real long!


[System] trusting: I gave a house key to a girl i had went on 2 dates with.

[User] A girl i went on two dates with wanted a copy of my house key, yikes!

[User] You barely even know her, what was she thinking?

[User] I don't know, she said she needed a place to hang out between jobs. Stupid me actually gave it to her.

[User] I really hope she doesn't do anything bad to you. You seem like a nice dude.

[User] hah, thanks. So far so good.


[System] disappointed: Yesterday i was disappointed when my girlfriend forgot to order the chinese.

[Assistant] My girlfriend forgot to order the Chinese food yesterday...

[User] So what happened? Did you end up ordering some once you both remembered?

[Assistant] Was annoyed and disappointed so i ended up having a sandwich instead. bad times.

[User] People make mistakes, it happens.


[System] disgusted: My dog puked on the carpet a few weeks ago, it was disgusting.

[Assistant] My dog puked all over the carpet a few weeks back.

[User] Oh nasty! That must have been a heck of a pain to clean.

[Assistant] Was absolutely disgusting but luckily it did come out easy.

[User] I wouldn't have thought it would be so easy, that's good!


[System] devastated: I found my cat dead on the side of the road. I was so hurt and distraught I couldn't even drive home

[Assistant] The other night I found my cat laying dead in the side of the road

[User] I'm so sorry for your loss, it isn't easy losing a pet. How are you doing?

[Assistant] It's tough. I was crying so hard that I had to call my husband to come pick us up

[User] Understandably so. I hope you feel better soon.


[System] apprehensive: I went to an underground cave recently, i was pretty nervous and wanted to back out a few times.

[User] My family dragged me along to visit an underground cave recently, I was pretty nervous.

[Assistant] Sounds pretty interesting.  How was it? Did you like it?

[User] It was nice, after i got over the fear from being 23 stories underground.

[Assistant] Wow, That much!   Were you afraid to be trapped like those poor boys in Thailand?

[User] Hah, no i wasn't thinking of being trapped. It just seemed like more effort to breath for some reason.


[System] anxious: I felt really anxious about my job interview back in September.

[Assistant] Had a job interview the other day.

[Assistant] How did that go?

[Assistant] I think it went alright, i was incredibly anxious about it.

[Assistant] Those always make me nervous too. I hope it goes well for you!


[System] guilty: I feel guilty for eating my housemates last chocolate bar.

[Assistant] Ate my flatmates last chocolate bar earlier.

[User] Well, I hope they said you could have it.

[Assistant] Nope, i do feel a bit guilty about it but they should have hid it better.

[User] You could always replace it for them since you know you shouldn't have taken it.


[System] apprehensive: My friends wanted to go bungie jumping but I'm afraid of heights.  They kept trying to convince me to do it but I was reluctant.  Finally I stepped out on the ledge and jumped.

[User] I went bungie jumping with some friends but I was reluctant to jump.

[Assistant] Are you scared of heights?

[User] Yes, I don't like heights at all. I did eventually muster the courage to jump, however.

[Assistant] I bet that was the ride of your life.


[System] caring: I always try to tell my kids to show kindness and understanding to others. It's hard when they go to school and other kids are mean to them and bully others. I hope those values stick with them always

[Assistant] I always try to tell my kids they need to be kind and understanding to others, no matter what.

[User] I think those are very important lessons. Do they always listen?

[Assistant] They try but it's hard when there are so many bullies at school. I wish other parents would try to do the same.

[User] I'm a parent and I wish the exact same thing.


[System] impressed: I was impressed with the amount of work that goes into video games.

[Assistant] Do you know how much work goes into video games?

[User] Not entirely, but I do know depending on the game it can take hundreds of people.

[Assistant] I was really impressed as some games it can take over 10 years.

[User] As a gamer, I'd love to know more about the games that take that long to make. Which ones?


[System] faithful: A girl i used to date asked me to come and visit her for a one night stand, I'm in a relationship though, i said no.

[User] An old girlfriend contacted me looking for a one night stand, I had to decline.

[Assistant] Oh man! I hate one night stands!!

[User] Hah, they can be fun. Though my partner would not have appreciated it!

[Assistant] Oh. Yeah. Probably not haha.


[System] sentimental: I went to a family reunion at my grandparents' house, which I hadn't been to in many years.  I visited with all my relatives and it brought up all sorts of memories from when I was a child.

[User] I went to a family reunion at my grandparents' house.

[Assistant] That sounds like fun, how was it?

[User] It was enjoyable for sure, and poignant too.  It brought up lots of memories of my childhood.

[Assistant] I bet!  When I got to family reunions there's always so much reminiscing


[System] faithful: I had been the initial buyer in a ice juice. Even though they were having some bad press, I still did not want to sell out and cut my losses. I wanted to keep the course

[User] I had a chance to sell my stake in ice juice for a nice little profit.

[Assistant] Ooh, did you go ahead and go through with it?

[User] No, I want to keep it because I have faith in the company doing really well longterm.

[Assistant] Nice, that's a good idea. Good luck!


[System] caring: My daughters first day of kindergarten was this week, i walked her in and watched her for a bit, shes growing up so fast.

[User] My daughter started kindergarten recently, i walked her in and met her teacher.

[Assistant] Was she nice?

[User] Very nice, I just cant believe how grown up my little girl is getting.

[Assistant] How old is she?

[User] 6


[System] trusting: I gave my brother 200 dollars to buy some cryptokitties. I know he's good for it and that he will pay me back.

[User] I lent my brother 200 dollars so he could buy cryptokitties.

[User] May I ask what a cryptokitty is? I am unfamiliar.

[User] I really couldn't tell you some kind of digital cat, he says he will pay me back, so hopefully it all works out.

[User] Does he ask for money a lot or is this a first?


[System] apprehensive: Everyone wanted to go skydiving. But I was pretty sure my chute wouldn't release and I would plunge to the ground.

[User] Everyone wanted to go skydiving for my birthday.

[Assistant] Do you like skydiving?  I would be terrified!

[User] I'm pretty sure that my greatest fear is my chute not releasing and plunging through the sky into the ground. Oh well you only live once.

[Assistant] haha, that's true but you can also live with your feet on the ground!


[System] embarrassed: I didn't notice that I had a sock stuck to the back of my shirt all day!

[Assistant] I didn't notice but I was walking around all day with a sock on my shirt!

[User] Haha that's hilarious! Where was it at on your shirt?

[Assistant] On my back! I went to work like this!

[User] Oh no! I hope your coworkers went easy on you about it. You must've had a lot of static electricity.


[System] devastated: someone had pull a stick prank on me and slashed my car tires and bashed my windshield in at my apartment complex.

[User] Someone decided to slash my car tires, key my car, and bash in my windshield.

[Assistant] How awful!  Do you know who did it?

[User] Probably a spurned former lover. Glad I had insurance.

[Assistant] Yes at least there is that.  But it must be really scary to deal with someone willing to go that far.


[System] caring: I have to give a speech at my fathers funeral. I need to make sure the speech goes perfectly, i can't mess up infront of my family.

[User] I have to give a speech at my fathers funeral. I drew the short straw.

[Assistant] It must have been a very difficult  speech, specially since I imagine you were really sad and moved.

[User] Not really, I just needed to make sure that It goes off without a hitch. I don't want to embarrass my Mother.

[Assistant] Of course,  do you feel prepared to do it then?


[System] faithful: I have been at my same job for 12 years

[User] I've been working at my same job for 12 years.

[Assistant] Wow. That's quite the feat nowadays. Do you still enjoy it?

[User] Yes I do.  Its a fun job.

[Assistant] Is it a "never worked a day in your life" situation?

[User] Yes I am a skydiving instructor so it is fun

[Assistant] Oh wow, yes I would imagine that is fun. I am jealous.

[User] Yes I love it


[System] apprehensive: I recently had a flight delayed by several hours and I was really afraid it was going to be cancelled altogether.

[Assistant] On a recent trip there was some bad weather that caused my flight to be delayed several hours. It was already late so i was afraid they would cancel the flight altogether.

[User] That is no good!  Did you manage to get on it?

[Assistant] Yes! Thank goodness. They didn't cancel. I just got home much later than I had hoped.

[User] That is lucky.  At least you made it home the same day.

[Assistant] Absolutely. I had too much to do the next day to not show up then.


[System] content: I ate at an all you can eat chinese buffet. Literally felt so close to exploding. I ended up going home and falling into a deep slumber.

[User] I literally ate all you could eat at a chinese buffet

[Assistant] LOL, I bet you couldn't move after that.

[User] I had to go home and lie down for the greatest nap of my life.

[Assistant] I bet, although with chinese you can eat it again in an hour or so.


[System] sentimental: Recently went on a family vacation to an old spot we used to go when we were all younger. It was nice to see old stuff and talk about old times.

[Assistant] Recently went on a family vacation to an old spot we used to go when we were all younger. It was nice to see old stuff and talk about old times.

[Assistant] Sounds very nice, you must have felt nostalgic for the old times, right?

[Assistant] Oh for sure. I'm always a sucker for nostalgia.

[Assistant] Yes me too, it is for that reason I avoid looking and old pictures when I don't want to go that way.

[Assistant] I love looking through them. I even find myself clicking back to my oldest pictures on facebook and reliving those times in my head.


[System] devastated: I got a call in the middle of the night during college that one of my best friends had been in a fatal car crash.

[Assistant] One night during college I got a phone call in the middle of the night that one of my best friends had been killed in a car wreck.

[Assistant] That sounds terrible! you must have been devastated!

[Assistant] Absolutely. It was really the first time I had lost someone close to me, family or friend.

[Assistant] It was a terrible way to comes to term with dead, I'm so sorry you have to go through that.  I hope time have healed you.


[System] embarrassed: For my birthday, my partner had the wait staff sing to me, it was awkward to say the least.

[User] My birthday was a few days ago, I can't believe my wife had the wait staff sing to me.

[Assistant] I love when I'm at a restaurant and that happens. Happy Birthday, by the way!!

[User] Hah, its good entertainment, but i don't exactly enjoy being in the spotlight. Thanks!

[Assistant] Everyone always looks so happy and it makes people around you happy, but I understand not wanting to be in the spotlight


[System] content: My husband and I recently got married. This is our second marriage each and it's nice that we are both at a place in our lives where we are happy with things just the way they are.

[Assistant] I recently got married and I'm so lucky to have found someone who enjoys doing the same things that I do.

[User] Congrats! It is nice to find someone with things in common. Shared interests can be fun.

[Assistant] Thank you. It is nice. This is a second marriage for us both and I like that we are both happy with things just the way they are, no high expectations

[User] I'm on my 2nd as well. I like to think that we will do things more wisely the second time around. best of luck to you both!


[System] trusting: I lost my wallet and trusted to have it turned in

[User] I lost my wallet last week

[Assistant] Oh that is the worse.  Dis you find it at any point?

[User] My friend freaked out but I was pretty sure I left it at a restaurant and I trusted in my fellow humans to turn it in

[Assistant] And who was right in this case?  Dis anyone turned it in?

[User] Yes it was turned in - cash and credit cards all there


[System] caring: I recently helped prepare food at my local Second Harvest Food bank for some underprivileged folks.

[Assistant] I recently had the opportunity to help out at my local Second Harvest food bank.

[User] That is so sweet of you! How was your experience?

[Assistant] It was great. I was with a good group of people too. We made it fun.

[User] I bet it feels good to know that you're helping those in need, too!

[Assistant] For sure. I am happy I had the opportunity. Im sure I will do it again.


[System] content: Everyday I go to a job I enjoy and come home to a wife I love. My life is in a good spot right now.

[Assistant] I'm happily married and employed, life is in a pretty good spot right now.

[Assistant] That is awesome, having a significant other and a good job can make a huge difference!

[Assistant] For sure. I've had some unstable times in my life. I'm thankful to be where I am now.

[Assistant] Those times can help shape you and make you appreciate the good times even more!

[Assistant] Absolutely!

[Assistant] It is always awesome when work and married life get along, without getting in the way of each other.


[System] ashamed: Yesterday my car ran out of oil and broke down. I could not believe I would let such a thing happen!

[Assistant] Yesterday my car ran out of oil and broke down. I could not believe I would let such a thing happen!

[Assistant] Oh no! Did it do any meaningful damage?

[Assistant] The engine is totally shot, its not designed to run without any. So now I have to go shopping for a new car.

[Assistant] OUCH. New car is cheaper than replacing the engine?

[Assistant] The new car is more expensive than a new engine. But I can't justify such a costly repair on my car.

[Assistant] Yeah I get that. Plus I guess the value goes way down doing something like that.

[Assistant] It does drops a lot after a repair like that. I might as well invest that money into something new.


[System] embarrassed: I was walking down the sidewalk of a busy street and caught my foot on a root and went face first into a big flower bed.

[Assistant] I was in a big party city and the street was crowded with people. As I was walking my foot got tangled up on something and I went face first into a huge flower bed.

[User] Ouch! That must have hurt.

[Assistant] It hurt my pride more than it hurt my face.

[User] Don't worry, people won't remember within a few months.

[Assistant] That is true. Plus it was a big party area so Im sure a lot of them drunk anyway.

[User] That's what I was thinking.


[System] anticipating: I am sitting here waiting on something expensive I ordered online. It should be on my doorstep any second. Need it for this weekend.

[Assistant] Literally anytime I order something online and I get the tracking I immediately start checking it. I am so impatient waiting on stuff to come.

[Assistant] Yes I know I am like that too, I can't wait for my new stuff to arrive, I feel like a child on Christmas waiting for Santa's gifts.

[Assistant] Yes. Every single time. I know better. But I just cant help myself but to check over and over

[Assistant] I guess it is kind of fun anticipating the arrival of the packages.

[Assistant] That is true.


[System] sentimental: My dog died about this time last year and I miss her

[User] My dog died of old age last year and I miss her

[Assistant] How sad to lose a dog you love! Ta least she/he died of old age, she must be in doggy heaven.

[User] Yes.  She was the most wonderful dog ever

[Assistant] I know how you feel, there must be two of them though, because my dog is the most wonderful dog ever too!

[User] Laugh!  Yes dogs are far better creatures than humans


[System] anticipating: This weekend the family is going to go swimming at the lake, might rent a boat, looking forward to it.

[User] I'm gonna take the family out to the lake this weekend, we might rent a boat.

[Assistant] That sounds like a great way to spend the weekend.  What type of boat are you thinking about renting?

[User] Maybe a pontoon boat, depends on what they have. Should be a nice way to unwind.

[Assistant] Absolutely, nothing like unwinding after the work week.  I hope you'


[System] jealous: A friend of mine has a lot of money and seems to get anything she wants anytime she wants without working.

[Assistant] I have a friend with loaded parents. She doesn't work but has anything she wants anytime she wants.

[User] Wow, must be nice. My parents were really poor- still are.

[Assistant] Mine aren't poor but they aren't loaded. They struggle. Same for me. I work my butt of for what I have.

[User] Yeah me too. I like that though, I like earning my way.

[Assistant] Same. I do wish I had a little bit more money to do a few more things though.

[User] I often dream about winning the lottery!


[System] confident: I finally finished a project I had been working on at work. It took a lot of learning along the way and I am ready to tackle another.

[Assistant] I had to do a lot of learning to knock out a big project at work. Finally finished and ready for another.

[User] Hey, good for you! That takes stamina. What was the project?

[Assistant] For sure. It was a software coding project for a client. A lot of which I did not understand at the start.

[User] Well done! That was a challenge.

[Assistant] Thank you. But now I have it ready for the next one.

[User] It always feels good to wrap up a big project.


[System] trusting: I have alot of health problems and because of that see many different specialist.  I have been able to find some amazing doctors and I have to often times put complete faith in them because my life is in their hands

[Assistant] I have many health problems that require me to see many different speccialist

[Assistant] That's awful!  Will you be feeling better any time soon?

[Assistant] I am working towards that..I have been lucky to find some great doctors which I am able to put faith in because my life is essentially in their hands

[Assistant] I am so glad you have doctors that you can trust!


[System] ashamed: I felt bad when I cheated on my diet. I found out I gained 2 pounds this past week!

[Assistant] I had a super stressful week and ended up cheating on my diet last night by eating pizza and cake.

[User] Uhoh. Hopefully you were able to stick to your diet throughout the week, though. One off day ain't so bad.

[Assistant] Yes, otherwise I had stuck to it - but my weekly weigh in was this morning and I was up two pounds. I felt so irritated!!!!

[User] That sounds it. As long as you keep with it though, results have to happen. The hardest part of dieting has got to be the hiccups, anyway.


[System] apprehensive: I'm a bit nervous- I have an upcoming certification exam to take for my teaching license and it's a big deal.

[Assistant] I'm a bit nervous- I have an upcoming certification exam to take for my teaching license and it's a big deal.

[Assistant] That's an amazing accomplishment!  I'm sure you'll do great!  Have you been studying a lot?

[Assistant] I've been studying a WHOLE lot - so I think I'll do okay, but it's still making me feel nervous.

[Assistant] I hope you can stay calm, you seem really well prepared!


[System] ashamed: There was a group project due and we had a meeting, but i missed it because it was my 21st birthday

[User] There was a group project due and we had a meeting, but i missed it because it was my 21st birthday. wasnt my best day

[Assistant] Oh no,that did not go welll,so sorry about that

[User] yeah, but i learnt from it and also had a good birthday!

[Assistant] Thats good dear,congratulations


[System] caring: I have many health problems but I am so lucky to have a great support system from my family.  It is wonderful to know how much they love me!

[Assistant] I have many health problems but I feel so lucky to have a great support system in my family

[Assistant] It is very important to have a good support system with health issues, especially if there are many. It helps to know that you have people that are there if you need them.

[Assistant] It really is!  It is wonderful to know how much they love me!

[Assistant] Health problems can have a devastating effect on a person if they are alone, so it is wonderful that you have love and support.


[System] devastated: I was devastated when my dog died

[User] I was so sad when I had to put my dog down last year

[Assistant] Oh. I'm sorry. How old was your dog?

[User] She was 12.  It was old age but it was so hard because I had had her for years.

[Assistant] Have you thought about getting another dog?


[System] apprehensive: I wanted to buy a new car, but I wasn't sure about buying the one I got.

[User] I wanted to buy a new car, but I wasn't sure about buying the one I got.

[User] it's a hard decision, you can be apprehensive about making the right decision you know?

[User] Yeah, it's been a good car so far, but most cars are pretty reliable at first.

[User] yeah they are! So that is really good!


[System] content: I have an amazing husband who is always there for me no matter what.  He makes me feel so loved and I can't imagine life without him.

[Assistant] I have an amazing husband who is always there for me no matter what

[Assistant] That sounds amazing! How'd you guys meet?

[Assistant] He was my sisters, husbands roomate in college and he came down for their wedding and we met there.  I can't imagine my life without him

[Assistant] Oh wow, that's awesome. Is your sister as happy with her husband as you are with yours?


[System] embarrassed: there was this one time when I went to my friends 16th party.  When I was walking in her house I ran smack dab into their glass door.  It was so clean that I didn't see it.  I was mortified and the funny part is that I one a door prize later that evening

[Assistant] One time I went to my friends 16th birthday party.  When I was walking in her house I ran smack into their glass door.  It was so clean that I didn't see it.

[Assistant] Did you hurt yourself?

[Assistant] LOL..just my pride.  I was mortified and the funny part is that later on I won the door prize

[Assistant] Hahahah! Im dying! Im glad you werent hurt.


[System] anticipating: My husband and I are planning a big trip to Washington, DC.  I love history and I can't wait till we get to go

[Assistant] My husband and I are planning a big trip to Washington,DC

[Assistant] Oh, that sounds so exciting! What do you plan to see while you are there?

[Assistant] I really want to go to the Smithsonian.  I love history and can't wait till we get to go

[Assistant] The Smithsonian would be amazing. I have not been to DC yet. I hope you guys have a great time!


[System] sentimental: I have this knife that I carry everyday. My dad gave it to me before he died.

[User] I have this knife that I carry everyday. My dad gave it to me before he died.

[Assistant] Oh that's really nice to have something you can remember him by. It must be very special to you.

[User] It is, it's like he's always with me.

[Assistant] That's very sweet. I am certain he is with you.


[System] jealous: I have many health problems that have prevented me from having children.  I use to be so upset everytime I saw people with children but now I have learned to be content in my situtation

[Assistant] I have many health problems that have prevented me from having children

[Assistant] Oh my. I am so sorry. That must be so difficult. Are you exploring any other options like adoption?

[Assistant] If I can get my health under control I would definetly look into that.  I use to be very sad everytime I saw people with their children but I have finally learned to be content in my situation

[Assistant] I hope you are able to have a child some day. I truly hurt for anyone that struggles in situations like this. I have to aplogize in advance. The topic I chose was about my daughter. I do not want to make you feel sad.


[System] confident: I had a job interview one time that was very important for me! I prepared as best I could and wen!t in to the interview feeling great about it.  I truly felt I would ace it

[Assistant] I had a job interview that was very important to me once

[Assistant] Did you go for the interview?

[Assistant] yes, I prepared as best I could and I really felt that I aced it!  Sure enough I ended up getting the jon

[Assistant] Thats lovely,congrats


[System] ashamed: Living out of a car

[Assistant] I used to live out of my car and it made me feel pretty down on myself back then

[User] I no how you feeI I have had to live in worse places than that , but it looks like you found a way out of that situation.

[Assistant] What types of situations? And yeah it could have been worse but I'm glad I'm out of it.

[User] I had to squat in houses before. I'm glad things have changed for you and for me.


[System] trusting: Skydiving made me give in and let go.

[Assistant] Skydiving taught me how to let go and stop trying to fix everything

[Assistant] Wow. That's amazing. Were you afraid to try it?

[Assistant] Yeah the hardest part for me was just realizing that I wouldn't be in control, but it was very natural in the end

[Assistant] Do you often feel like you want to be in control? Cause i totally do.

[Assistant] It's like something you have to figure out with your heart, kind of like how caterpillars have to stop trying to do a bunch of work so they can become butterflies


[System] sentimental: I ended up watching all the Robin williams movies I could think of last week end. It was a lot of good memories.

[User] I ended up watching all the Robin William movies I could think of last weekend.

[Assistant] Lol! Which one was your favorite?

[User] I don't know if there is one of my favorites, but it sure was a lot of good memories.

[Assistant] Did you watch Mrs. Doubtfire?


[System] embarrassed: I was in a rush this morning and didn't realize I had put on two different colored sox. It was really embarrassing and I hope no one noticed.

[User] I was in a rush this morning and didn't realize I had put on two different colored sox.

[Assistant] I hate it when that happens. I hope your pants covered them at least.

[User] One was pink the other was green. I hope no one noticed.

[Assistant] That would be embarrassing!


[System] confident: I had been working on my dance moves for the last 6 months. I'm finally ready for my first dance off, I will win this.

[User] I have been working on my dance moves for the last 6 months.

[Assistant] Oh really? That's cool! What style of dance?

[User] Well its for a dance off, so it's a pretty big deal I have to win this.

[Assistant] Wow. That's so amazing. Are you nervous?


[System] embarrassed: Didn't realize my pants fell down in public

[Assistant] This one time my pants fell down in public, but I was really tired so I didn't realize

[Assistant] Oh my gosh! When did you figure it out?!

[Assistant] A couple minutes later

[Assistant] Wow I'm so sorry. Were you a kid?


[System] anticipating: Going to a job interview had me looking forward to it

[Assistant] Going in for an interview had me wondering what would happen

[Assistant] Yeah it can get pretty intense! How did it go?

[Assistant] I decided not to take the job in the end, I guess I just wanted to know I could get it

[Assistant] Wow, going out in style! Well I hope you found a good job somewhere.


[System] sentimental: Thinking about where I started

[Assistant] I appreciate the place where I started cuz it helps me keep going

[Assistant] Like where you were born?

[Assistant] For sure, it reminds me that things are always getting better

[Assistant] Was it a rough place to grow up?


[System] ashamed: I have been working out at the track to get my sprint times up. But my 100 yard dash still takes over 6 seconds I am so slow.

[User] I have been working on at the track to get my sprint times faster1

[Assistant] Wow that's awesome! Are you on a team?

[User] No, just me, but my 100 yard dash is so so slow, I can't even get lower than 6 seconds.

[Assistant] I don't know what's good for sprints, I'm more of a distance runner myself.

[User] I think I'm just really bad, maybe I will always be slow.

[Assistant] I think you can get better dude!


[System] confident: I busted out some sets today

[Assistant] Drinking a gallon of milk everyday makes me feel like an absolute madman in the gym who's gonna take over the world

[Assistant] That doesn't sound healthy lol. Does it ever make you sick?

[Assistant] That's not the point, gotta do it RAW

[Assistant] Are you drinking 2% because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could drink whole if you wanted to.


[System] prepared: I was at the gym doing some close grip bench presses and it felt so easy

[Assistant] I had this juicy pump at the gym from doing some benching and it felt too easy

[Assistant] What. I'm confused. What's a juicy pump. Like a juicer?

[Assistant] My pecs were poppin

[Assistant] Oh. Hahahahahaha. You go!


[System] furious: I was trying to hurry around the house. While I wasn't paying attention fully my foot struck against my dogs toys and stubbed my toe.

[User] I was hurrying around the house and wasn't paying attention fully, I ending up hitting my toe on my dogs toys.

[Assistant] Dang dogs leaving their things around!

[User] It really hurt, I think I may need to take all his toys away to punish him.

[Assistant] Yeah, minus one for dogs


[System] jealous: When I saw my main chick texting other dudes

[Assistant] I was at my main girls house and I saw these texts from this guy named Chad

[User] That doesn't sound good, sounds like you are getting replaced.

[Assistant] Yeah, I demoted her to my dinner girl, now I gotta choose who my main ting is gonna be

[User] Maybe you should just go single for a while and enjoy freedom.


[System] furious: I couldn't finish my plate

[Assistant] I got mad because I was too full to finish my plate at the buffet

[Assistant] What kind of buffet? Did you get to take a doggie bag at least?

[Assistant] Chinese, but no I decided not to, don't think would allow it

[Assistant] I bet you wish you had that doggie bag now. My mom used to sneek food out. lol


[System] disappointed: I spent 20 dollars on a piece of cheese cake, I thought it would blow my mind but it was dry and barely editable. Talk about a let down.

[User] I spent 20 dollars on a piece of cheese cake.

[User] Oh my, I hope it was delicious, that is a lot of money

[User] I thought it would blow my mind but it was dry and really disappointing. Talk about a let down.

[User] goodness, i would be so upset, that is a terrible experience!


[System] hopeful: I have been working on my bench press for 6 months, I am trying to get up to benching 400 pounds. I know I can do it.

[User] I have been working on my bench press for 6 months, I know I can get to bench 400 pounds.

[Assistant] Nice, what program are you running

[User] Steak and Maximum effort. I also drink lots of water, I'm on the next level like Arnold.

[Assistant] Good game m8, pics or it didn't happen


[System] terrified: Felt scared while I was watching paranormal activity

[Assistant] Paranormal activity is the sCaRiEsT movie of horror movies

[User] Really? I don't find it that scary maybe you just haven't seen true terror.

[Assistant] Yeah you'll have to show me sometime

[User] I have a chucky doll sitting in the chair next to me and it looks at me all day. Now thats a movie.


[System] anxious: I just gave up smoking cigarettes. It was pretty hard but the worst part is how everything puts you on edge and it is hard to relax.

[User] I just gave up smoking cigarettes. It was pretty hard, but the worst part is how everything puts you on edge and it is hard to relax.

[User] Oh wow, I wish I could find the courage to do that, it surely takes a lot of will power. how did you do it>

[User] I closed my eyes and visualize a world where anything was possible. I called this world IMAGINATION land.

[User] I will totally have to try that, It really is difficult to stop smoking!


[System] terrified: I was challenged to a dare by my best friend. I had to spend the night in a cometary with no flashlights or tents just a rolled up sleeping bag.

[User] I was challenged to a dare by my best friend!

[Assistant] Did you have the choice between truth and dare?

[User] No, the challenge was I had to spend the night in a cemetery. No flashlight no tents just a rolled up sleeping bag.

[Assistant] Dang, street cred off the chains right there


[System] hopeful: Getting a lot of projects done in a day

[Assistant] I enjoy getting things done

[User] What kind of things do you like to do?

[Assistant] I like to crochet and pay the bills

[User] Why do you like to pay the bills, maybe you should just get a rich girl or guy to take care of it.


[System] impressed: When I got out of the gym today

[Assistant] I was so satisfied with myself when I left the gym today

[Assistant] Did you have a good workout?

[Assistant] Indeed, it was quite thrilling, did a little chest workout, got a nice pump

[Assistant] Nice!  I really need to get back to the gym.


[System] ashamed: My cat puked all over my roommates shoes. I feel so bad.

[User] My cat puked all over my roommates shoes. I feel so bad.

[Assistant] Oh, that's terrible!  What did you do?

[User] I clean them up as best I could, and told him about it. Then I profusely apologized.

[Assistant] Did you figure out what made your cat puke?


[System] trusting: I was really sick the other day and I let my roommate pick me up and carry me down the stairs.

[User] I was really sick the other day and I let my roommate pick me up and carry me down the stairs.

[Assistant] Oh no! What was wrong? Are you feeling better?

[User] I had an ovarian cyst, it hurt so bad. I almost went to the ER again.

[Assistant] Oh man! I had one when I was pregnant with my son. I feel your pain!


[System] sentimental: I was going through my photos today and I saw a picture of me and my ex together. It just made me feel odd , I miss him.

[User] I was going through my photos today and I saw a picture of me and my ex together. It just made me feel odd, I miss him.

[Assistant] Nice, when did you guys break up

[User] We broke up back in May, he was just too much of a workaholic.

[Assistant] I see, you'll find someone better


[System] sad: When I was crying myself to sleep

[Assistant] I get pretty sad some nights, but it feels good to cry sometimes

[User] Oh, why are you crying? Is anything wrong in particular? Have you talked to somebody?

[Assistant] Yeah, sometimes it's like a deep sadness comes out of nowhere

[User] Oh I'm sorry, I hope you get the help that you need.


[System] disgusted: I had just been returning home from work. On the side of the road there looked to be what used to be a deer. It was decaying and I could almost smell it.

[User] I had just been returning home, and on the side of the road there was some roadkill. It used to be a deer.

[Assistant] Oh no. That's quite unfortunate for the deer. Did you just drive past it?

[User] Yeah but my widows were down, and I could almost taste the stench of decay.

[Assistant] I'm sure you wanted to get out of there as soon as possible.


[System] angry: Eating food is hard.

[Assistant] Sometimes it's impossible to shove more food down my gullet

[Assistant] Do you have a medical condition?

[Assistant] Nah, I'm trying to gain some pounds, I just haven't acclimated to the quantity yet

[Assistant] Are you trying to gain muscle?


[System] proud: Hearing JFK's we will go to the moon speech.

[Assistant] I just watched JFK's speech, 'we will go to the moon' - reminds me of what I admire in the US

[Assistant] I love the USA.

[Assistant] It's really moving, wonder what the next big goal will be for humanity

[Assistant] JFK's speeches were amazing.  We have had a lot of great leaders in our country.  Our country has truly been blessed.


[System] joyful: The litter of puppies had been born. All of the puppies have survived, such a lucky amazing occasion.

[User] The litter of puppies had been born!

[Assistant] Nice, amazing to witness birth

[User] All of the puppies survived, truly a lucky amazing occasion!

[Assistant] Good to hear, have fun with puppies!


[System] surprised: Easter when my dad had the whole yard covered with eggs

[Assistant] I was totally caught off guard as a kid when the entire yard was covered in Easter eggs

[User] wow, who was the won who littered your yard with easter eggs?

[Assistant] My dad, but he wouldn't admit it! haha

[User] Nice, he probably made you pick them all up too!


[System] apprehensive: Eating a bunch of garlic made me sort of tentative

[Assistant] I was a little nervous to eat some cloves of garlic for the first time

[User] What made you nervous about it?

[Assistant] I wasn't sure if it was going to make me sick or not

[User] I see. Is it your favorite food now? :p


[System] ashamed: I borrowed a book from a friend and left it outside. It got ruined by the rain.

[User] I accidentally left a book I borrowed from a friend outside

[User] Were you able to get it back?

[User] I did but it was ruined from the rain.

[User] Well, hopefully your friend will forgive you.


[System] guilty: I forgot to take some water bottles out from under my cart. I left with my groceries and ended up just taking the bottles and realized I didn't pay later

[User] I forgot to take some water bottles out from under my cart and pay for them at the store. I didn't realize I didn't pay for them till later.

[User] Oh no! I've done that before too

[User] Hopefully I don't get bad karma for my accidental theft!

[User] I hope not too!


[System] impressed: I was attending a ball, and one girl in particular had the most stunning dress. It looked like little diamonds had been stitched on every inch of her dress.

[User] I attended a ball recently, one of the girls had the most stunning dress.

[User] A ball, how fancy! Was the girl as stunning as her dress?

[User] No way, her dress looked like little diamonds had been stitched on every inch of her dress. Not many girls can compete with that. Diamonds are forever.

[User] Yeah, I  can see a dress like that can easily outshine any girl. The dress sounds amazing though.


[System] apprehensive:  I hadn't been to the dentist in years but one day I made an appointment. One of my teeth had been bothering me a lot

[User] I had to schedule an appointment with the dentist after not visiting one in five years.

[User] That is crazy. Did you not have insurance for all these years you missed the dentist appointments?

[User] I do not have insurance. I went anyway because I had a problem with one tooth.

[User] I hope the problem was not deep in the enamel of the tooth since that requires a lot of work.


[System] faithful: I'm glad to have the internet to teach me things I need

[Assistant] The internet has been there through thick and thin for me

[User] The internet is a great thing. I don't know what we'd do without it.

[Assistant] True, it's a great resource to have

[User] We had an issue with our internet for a couple of days and it was so inconvenient!


[System] content: Seeing animals sleeping is calming,

[Assistant] Seeing animals sleep is very relaxing

[User] I've never felt that way myself. What do you find relaxing about watching animals sleep?

[Assistant] I don't know, I guess I'm just tired

[User] I suppose when you feel tired, anything can feel relaxing


[System] devastated: One time my dog got run over by a car. He had been playing outside with my brother and his friends.

[User] My dog got hit by a car.

[Assistant] Really? I'm so sorry to hear that

[User] Yeah. He didn't survive. I really miss him

[Assistant] Hope everything gets better soon


[System] sentimental: Watching kids makes me remember the good old days

[Assistant] I remember not having any responsibilities as a kid

[User] Me too, I really miss those days.

[Assistant] Yea, those were the days

[User] If only time machines were real.


[System] sentimental: One time I found a photo album of pictures from my childhood. Looking at it really brought back memories

[User] I found an old photo album of my family. It really brought back memories.

[Assistant] It's good to remember days gone by

[User] It's kind of a bittersweet experience

[Assistant] Yea, like you can remember those times but things are different


[System] content: One time I got my grades back after a difficult semester in college. I got all A's.

[User] I had a tough semester but I just saw my grades and I'm pleased with the results.

[Assistant] Taht is always a weight off the shoulders, I'm glad you are pleased.

[User] Yeah, it was a huge relief for me. I am so glad to be done with this semester.

[Assistant] I remember that feeling, finals week is so stressful, then there is that wave of relief.


[System] trusting: I was secure in knowing that my daughter would drive safely in my car

[Assistant] I should not have been so quick to let my teen take the car, but she was so excited.

[User] Did her drive turn out alright?

[Assistant] Well, let me just say that the pole made it out alright,lol.

[User] Oh no! Is your daughter okay?

[Assistant] She is, and now my car has a very crude imitation of a red racing stripe down the side!


[System] anticipating: Always looking forward to the gym

[Assistant] After a gym workout I'm always ready to get back and hit a new PR

[User] that's great! what motivates you?

[Assistant] I think just knowing that one day I'll be able to do things that are unimaginable right now, and I know I can do better the next time

[User] wow that's so motivating, thanks for that i really needed to hear that


[System] embarrassed: One time my stomach made a loud noise while I was taking a test. Everyone thinks I cut the cheese

[User] My stomach made a loud noise while I was in class taking a test

[User] oh that's weird what did you do?

[User] I just pretended like nothing happened, but i'm worried everyone thinks it was something other than my stomach

[User] no no, dont


[System] confident: Leaving the gym

[Assistant] I felt pretty good leaving the gym today, hit a new PR on overhead press

[User] That's great. You must have been working really hard.

[Assistant] I like to try my hardest!

[User] And it has paid off. Good for you.


[System] prepared: After meditating I felt ready

[Assistant] I felt like I could do anything after I finished meditating

[Assistant] Nice! How long do you meditate for?

[Assistant] I try to go longer everyday, I was able to go 50 minutes yesterday

[Assistant] Dang! Well I hope you have a stress-free weekend and be full of energy!


[System] jealous: One day I found out that my boyfriend was texting his ex-girlfriend. I think he likes her more than he likes me

[User] I caught my boyfriend texting his ex

[Assistant] Wow. Dump him and beat him up!

[User] I think he will dump me soon. He would rather be with her, I just know it

[Assistant] That is unfortunate, he is a scumbag. I hope you find yourself a nice and wealthy boyfriend!


[System] grateful: I just figured out how to consistently generate high quality serves in tennis. My friend has been working with me on the weekends to get the right motion and power down.

[User] My friend has been working with me on the weekends to get my tennis game on the next level.

[Assistant] Tennis, how fun! Have you noticed improvement?

[User] yeah I can consistently serve with power and accuracy now. I feel almost decent now.

[Assistant] That's magnificent! I've never played tennis myself, but it's a sport I've always enjoyed watching.


[System] ashamed: Ex partner was being dishonest.

[Assistant] A while back I caught my partner at the time being dishonest to me.

[User] That is to bad, is it someone you have been with a long time?

[Assistant] We were together for a year and a half and we had a child together shortly before I found out!

[User] Wow, that is really messed up. Did you end up leaving them?


[System] nostalgic: Remembering the high school days brings back memories

[Assistant] High school was a great time, but those days are long gone

[User] also nostalgic ey? i get you, those easy days, no stress, no limits, anything is possible

[Assistant] No bills to pay, going out to eat with friends all the time, pretty fun

[User] i wish we could go back to those days...


[System] apprehensive: Getting back into the swing of things after major surgery

[Assistant] Around 4 months ago, I had major surgery that caused me to be immobile for a few weeks.

[Assistant] I'm so sorry you had to go through that! What happened?

[Assistant] Well, I had lots of support from my family, but I felt afraid of getting back into the swing of things for fear of failing. I felt so vulnerable.

[Assistant] I'm sure it was a very difficult experience. you must be a really strong person to have gotten through that.


[System] hopeful: I can feel myself getting better everyday

[Assistant] I love going to the gym because I feel stronger

[Assistant] Nice! How long do you go to the gym for?

[Assistant] Probably half a year, been the most consistent in my life, how about you?

[Assistant] I never even leave the house! I am the opposite of you!


[System] disappointed: When my parents didn't listen to me

[Assistant] It's tough to talk to my parents, but I try to talk about things we don't disagree on

[Assistant] That is unfortunate, what do you usually avoid talking about?

[Assistant] Anything political or religious really, or relationships

[Assistant] Well I hope one day your parents are more accepting!


[System] devastated: When my dog died.

[Assistant] I had my dog for 13 years before she passed away last year from cancer. It was devastating!

[Assistant] Oh no I am so sorry to hear that. Are you planning on getting  a new dog?

[Assistant] Probably not for a while. She was a great companion, but I don't think my heart is ready to bring in a new dog quite yet.

[Assistant] Aww, yeah I know what you mean. Dogs are so lovable. I also have a new pup myself. I got him a couple years ago


[System] caring: Even though someone wronged me, I still care about their well being

[Assistant] I was horribly wronged by someone I thought I could trust. The feeling was devastating, and I've always struggled with forgiveness.

[User] Oh my, what happened? I'm so sorry, no one should treat anyone they care about poorly.

[Assistant] They were dishonest and physically cruel. We have gone our separate ways, but I truly hope they can learn to treat others better.

[User] I'm sorry hun, you deserve to be treated better than that. I hope you know that.


[System] devastated: Last month I came home from work and noticed my cat wasn't feeling well, so I rushed her to the vet. I had to put her down.

[User] Last month I came home from work and noticed my cat wasn't feeling well, so I rushed her to the vet. I had to put her down.

[Assistant] I'm so sorry, that is the worst feelings. I had to put my dog down as well. I know you did the right thing.

[User] I know, I just really miss her. Poor cancer kitty. I loved her so much.

[Assistant] Cats are really some of the greatest companions. How old did she live?


[System] apprehensive: MY roommate got a new cat last week, and we finally let them meet today. I was so nervous and worried about it.

[User] MY roommate got a new cat last week, and we finally let them meet today. I was so nervous and worried about it.

[User] how did it go?

[User] It went okay. My cat bopped him a little and growled a lot but no real swipes. So better than expected I guess.

[User] That's good some things just take time


[System] faithful: High risk pregnancy

[Assistant] When I was pregnant with my first born, it was considered a high risk pregnancy. It made me very worried and anxious throughout.

[User] I can imagine. How did things turn out?

[Assistant] I had to have emergency surgery in the end, but being able to hold my healthy baby was the greatest blessing I could have asked for.

[User] I'm so glad you made it through


[System] content: Summer classes are over!

[Assistant] I'm so happy summer classes are officially over and I'll be able to relax for a week!

[User] Great what will you be doing during your time off ?

[Assistant] I'm not even sure what to do with all this time! I guess I should relax or have some leisure time, but everything in me says to try and be productive even on break. It's that school mentality.

[User] I agree with you,you'll feel good about yourself being productive !


[System] embarrassed: Partner chewing loudly at a formal meeting.

[Assistant] My sister came to visit from out of state. It was the first time we've seen her in nearly a decade!

[User] That must have been exciting to see her after so long. Does she live very far away?

[Assistant] Yes she lives on the other side of the country. We had a nice dinner, but my boyfriend is a loud chewer and a sloppy eater. It was quite embarrassing!

[User] That's a shame. Does your sister have a bad impression of your boyfriend after having dinner with you?


[System] confident: One time I bought a new dress. It looked really good on me and I couldn't wait to wear it to the party that weekend.

[User] I just bought a new dress and I can't wait to wear it this weekend.

[Assistant] I love buying new clothes! Where do you think you'll wear it to?

[User] I'm going to wear it to a party. Everyone will have their eyes on me!

[Assistant] How exciting! I bet you'll look flawless!


[System] confident: Running uphill miles.

[Assistant] A few months ago I could barely walk up a flight of stairs without having to catch my breath, but I bit the bullet and have been training.

[User] how has that been going for you?

[Assistant] Wonderful! It's definitely hard work, but I continue on, even on the days I don't want to. Today I discovered I can now comfortably run an uphill mile and I feel very confident!

[User] that's amazing!


[System] anticipating: One time I was offered a job opportunity. I had to wait several days to hear if I got it.

[User] My boss told me about a potential job opportunity and I've been waiting to hear if it's going to happen

[User] nervous?

[User] A little bit. I am mostly excited about it though

[User] that's good! excitement and nervousness are both the same, so it's very hard to tell, but it's amazing you are able to convert all the bad feelings into positive ones! good luck


[System] prepared: Prepared for my final.

[Assistant] I was very prepared for my final exam. It was so easy.

[User] That's a great feeling. Going in knowing you'll do well, and then actually doing well.

[Assistant] If I'm being honest, I made an answer key from the quizzes we took this semester. As they say, work smart, not hard.

[User] Ingenuity like that will reward you in the real world. Academia is a system, and if you game it, you've won.


[System] furious: Cousin carelessy broke my hammock

[Assistant] My cousin was swinging recklessly on my hammock and ended up breaking it!

[Assistant] Oh no! I would be very furuios!

[Assistant] I was very upset, especially considering how long it took me to get it set up. I loved laying in my peaceful hammock to read.

[Assistant] I would be devastated! Maybe he wont do it agian.


[System] nostalgic: Phone call from an old friend.

[Assistant] I received a phone call the other day from a friend I hadn't heard from in ages.

[User] Oh wow, I bet that was nice. Hopefully y'all had a good talk.

[Assistant] We reminisced about old times. It was very nice, indeed. It was nice hearing from him, especially during some rough times!

[User] Well, that is fantastic. Hopefully y'all will be able to meet up in the future real soon too.


[System] content: I have a weekend of nothing but relaxation planned for this weekend.

[User] I have a weekend of nothing but relaxation planned for this weekend.

[Assistant] That sounds amazing. How are you planning to relax?

[User] I have some leftover roast in the fridge so I don't even have to leave the house. I'm going to watch a lot of netflix and MAYBE do a little laundry.

[Assistant] That sounds very relaxing. Don't forget the snacks for netflix!


[System] embarrassed: I keep having these dreams that I am out in public and somehow my clothes disappear. It's awful.

[User] I keep having these dreams that I am out in public and somehow my clothes disappear. It's awful.

[User] that could possibly indicate that you are a free creature! and you don't like to be caged! don't worry about it the dream, as they are only metaphorical

[User] I hate those dreams, I feel anything but free. They're really uncomfortable and make me nothing but a ball of negative emotions like anxiety as I spend the majority of the dream trying to find clothes and get away from people.

[User] Don't worry, you're wearing clothes now aren't you? :)


[System] jealous: One of my friends recently bought a house. I really wish I could afford a house.

[User] One of my friends recently bought a house. I really wish I could afford a house.

[Assistant] Wow that is great for your friend! and don't stress it, we are still young and have plenty of time to save up for a house!

[User] I'm starting to feel like I will never be able to afford a house. They're just so expensive. And the market has been going up here about 5% a year for the past 10 years.

[Assistant] Wow that is crazy, I know how you feel, the best solution is to probably find a cheap place to rent out until it is possible to buy one.


[System] lonely: I ended up staying at home for the holidays, all my family lives in another state. I basically just sat at home in the dark watching lord of the rings.

[User] I ended up staying at home for the holidays

[User] why is that? comfort ?

[User] No all my family lives out of state. I didn't feel like traveling, but I just ended up sitting at home and watching lord of the rings in the dark.

[User] OH NICE! THAT'S SOUNDS SO AMAZING, I love watching lord of the rings every now and then, did you watch all the sequels all over again?


[System] nostalgic: One time I bumped into a friend from middle school. It really brought me back

[User] I bumped into a friend from middle school. We chatted for a while

[User] Wow, that must have been nice to catch up. When was the last time you saw your friend?

[User] Before 9th grade. I moved away that summer. Seeing her brought back a lot of good memories

[User] Seeing old friends that you have not contacted in so long is a nice feeling.


[System] annoyed: I had a doctors appointment at 9 am, I had to wait an hour and a half to even start my appointment.

[User] I had a doctors appointment at 9 am and they kept me waiting for almost 2 hours.

[User] Really!? That is very unprofessional of them to make you wait for so long.

[User] It was terrible I ended being late for work because of their horrible service.

[User] That is frustrating. You should complain to them.


[System] hopeful: moving forward from a dark situation

[Assistant] The past few months have been terribly rough, but I think I can say that they have made me stronger.

[Assistant] Oh no, I am sorry that you have been having a rough time, but I am glad to hear that you have grown from your experiances.

[Assistant] Thank you. I hope that I can move forward and at least learn from these hardships.

[Assistant] Yeah I believe that you will be able to, but never forget you are not alone! I am always here if you need some moral support :)


[System] guilty: Ex blames me for all things bad.

[Assistant] I really hate when people can't hold themselves accountable for their own actions and decisions.

[User] I agree. So often does pride get in the way of personal growth and reflection.

[Assistant] Absolutely. Yet, these people have a horrible way of twisting things in order to guilt you, even if you'd done nothing wrong! It's a very manipulating and confusing feeling.

[User] You'd hope folks would grow up, but sometimes people get set in their ways, and become impossible to change.


[System] anxious: Received an off-putting email

[Assistant] I received a very odd message today. It came from a person who I blocked online, but they managed to find a loophole and messaged me by way of an inactive group.

[Assistant] Oh no, what did they say?

[Assistant] They were just trying to find ways to contact me. I have literally blocked them on all social media. It seems borderline stalkish, and it makes me very anxious.

[Assistant] That is really creepy, I would feel anxious too. I think you should report the to the police if you notice any strange or threatening messages,Feel free to also call me if you need anything! :)


[System] afraid: I have to go rock climbing with some friends. I have practiced climbing indoors, but have never done a big climb outside so who knows how it will go.

[User] I'm going rock climbing with some friends!

[Assistant] That sounds fun and scary! You must be pretty fit to take on that challenge.

[User] I have done some climbing indoors for practice, but never done a big climb out doors, so who know how it will go.

[Assistant] I'm sure that there will be some differences, but I'm sure you will nail it! Just remember to be safe!


[System] afraid: I had a bad nightmare last night.

[Assistant] I keep having these really weird nightmares at night.

[User] oh my, what are they about?

[Assistant] I'm usually in a big city that I'm familiar with, and roam around in the dream until I get stalked, jumped, and sometimes very hurt.

[User] wow sounds like some inception plot line, you need to learn how to control the dream


[System] impressed: Impressed at my endurance after working out.

[Assistant] Today I was quite impressed with my endurance during my work out. A few months ago, I couldn't even walk up a flight of stairs without losing my breath.

[Assistant] Sound like you're making a lot of progress!

[Assistant] I sure have, but it's such hard work. I make sure to work out, even on the days that I don't want to. It's definitely taken a lot of will power.

[Assistant] That's great! All the hard work is paying off.


[System] grateful: Healthy baby after a high risk pregnancy.

[Assistant] I had a high risk pregnancy up until a few months ago. I felt the most grateful I'd ever been when my baby turned out healthy.

[User] Congrats, that must have been a very stressful time leading up the the birth.

[Assistant] It was a really rough pregnancy that ended with a very painful surgery. It was not pretty, but definitely worth it. I would have taken any amount of pain as long as my son was born healthy and safe.

[User] You sound like a great mother. I'm sure your son is very lucky to have you.


[System] proud: I just performed my first triple spin twirl in ice skating, I never though I would have the balance to perform such a feat!

[User] I just learned my first trick in ice skating, a triple spin twirl kick front flip.

[Assistant] Wow that sounds challenging! You must have some serious strength to pull that off!

[User] I never thought I would have the balance to perform such a feat. I think I can no qualify for the Olympics.

[Assistant] You should definitely try! It would be tough, but if you have the determination, it would be so worth it.


[System] lonely: School has lead me to a lack of social life.

[Assistant] I just started college again, and while I'm doing great in school, it has lead me to feel very lonely with a lack of social life.

[Assistant] Oh no! You should try to make some more friends with your classmates.

[Assistant] That sound like a good idea if they weren't online classes. Next semester I have a few on campus courses, so I'm hoping I'll be able to make at least one new friend.

[Assistant] I hope you're able to find some friends in the next semester then!


[System] terrified: Taking a large amount of classes this upcoming semester.

[Assistant] This upcoming semester will be my first time taking 5 classes at once. I'm pretty worried that I may have taken on too much.

[Assistant] Yeah that sounds hectic. You think you can do it?

[Assistant] I'm not sure. The more I think about it, the more I doubt myself. I also have a baby, so I'm hoping I'll be able to juggle everything at once.

[Assistant] Yeah sounds like a handful! Maybe you should weigh your options and do whats best for you adn your family.


[System] faithful: I am in love with my girlfriend. I would absolutely never leave her side.

[User] I adore my girlfriend. I am getting very serious about not leaving her side.

[Assistant] That is great to here!

[User] Thank you. Do you have a romantic interest?

[Assistant] Not at the moment. I'm too focused on bettering myself.


[System] annoyed: Summer in the South calls for many unwanted visitors.

[Assistant] Summer in the South calls for many unwanted visitors of the insect type!

[Assistant] I'm from the south too! Are you talking about mosquitoes by any chance?

[Assistant] Mosquitoes, and those dreadful flying ants. They're everywhere!

[Assistant] One day we'll find a way to repay them all the misery they've caused us.


[System] proud: Being a successful single mothr.

[Assistant] Lately I've felt proud of my success as a newly single mother. It gets lonely sometimes, but I can honestly say I've been doing everything I can and more.

[Assistant] Keep up the good work! You will do good in life and be a good role model for your kids.

[Assistant] Thank you! I definitely have a drive to feel strong for them. I hope some day they can realize my efforts.

[Assistant] They will notice how caring you are! Dont ever cut yourself short!


[System] trusting: I have so many great friends. I let my friend drive me to South Florida from Georgia, safely.

[User] I have a plethora of amazing friends. One of mine recently drove me from Georgia to South Florida

[Assistant] That does sound like a good friend. How long of a drive is that?

[User] It is an 8 hour drive! Florida is a very long state

[Assistant] You're lucky to have such a good friend!


[System] ashamed: I recently wrecked my car. There were no injuries, but I feel terrible.

[User] I recently totaled my car. There were no injuries but I feel absolutely terrible

[Assistant] Oh no! I've been there. How did it happen?

[User] It was very wet and I took a turn at too high of a speed.

[Assistant] I'm glad your safe! Those roads can be dangerous.


[System] trusting: Trying to make amends with my mother.

[Assistant] My mom and I haven't always had the best relationship. Recently I've had to tell myself to let her in more. It's been challenging.

[User] I hope that your relationship continues to strengthen.

[Assistant] Thank you. I know that, even though it's challenging, I need to be patient in order to improve our relationship.

[User] I agree. Life is short and having these relationships is very important


[System] surprised: Getting my aggressive rat to be friendly.

[Assistant] I have had the toughest time getting my pet rat to get along with others. She's always been very aggressive!

[Assistant] Oh no! I hope it dont bite anyone. That can be nervwrecking.

[Assistant] She's never bitten anyone, thankfully, but she gets crazy with other rats. To my surprise though, I've recently found her snuggling with the others she usually tries to fight!

[Assistant] Im glad it worked out well. I bet your finally content with her being around other rats.


[System] excited: Going to an amusement park.

[Assistant] This past month, I was able to visit Six Flags!

[Assistant] That's neat and sounds like a lot of fun!

[Assistant] It was amazing. The last time I was at an amusement park had to have been over a decade ago!

[Assistant] I have not been in years! Was it as fun this time as it was years ago?


[System] sad: My pet has a tumor.

[Assistant] The other day I noticed my pet has a growth on her lower belly. I fear it may be a tumor.

[Assistant] What kind of pet is it? Hope your animal is okay!

[Assistant] She's a rat, so her body is very frail. I'm sad that she likely will not make it. She's been with me through thick and thin.

[Assistant] I heard rats make awesome pets, I'm so sorry! Is your rat in pain?


[System] sentimental: I've been recently thinking about how I let the girl of my dreams slip from me. She is great.

[User] I let the girl of my dreams slip away. Now I am alone.

[Assistant] I'm sure with the help and support he will be alright..

[User] I hope so. I think that time heals all wounds.

[Assistant] Definitely, I think so too, time and right care.


[System] embarrassed: I recently went to the pool. I lost my swim trunks and felt awkward!

[User] I recently went to the pool and lost my suit. My trunks were in the water without me!

[Assistant] Oh my! I hope you were the only one there! otherwise that would have been scary!

[User] I was not, unfortunately. People saw everything!

[Assistant] Oh my god! How embarrassing! Looksl like you will stay inside for awhile.


[System] jealous: I recently let a girl slip through my fingers. She is now with somebody that I do not like.

[User] I let a romantic interest slip through my fingers. She's now with somebody that I despise

[Assistant] Wow, that's so sad. Hopefully a new love will come to you!

[User] I think so. I have plenty of time and life goes

[Assistant] Sure, it's never too late. And you never know what's gonna happen soon.


[System] confident: I feel great these days. With my new album coming out, I feel as powerful as ever.

[User] I feel great right now. I have a new album coming out and it feels liberating to be done!

[Assistant] Very nice! I bet your very proud of it and are excited for what may come from it.

[User] I am very excited. It is almost an hour and a half long

[Assistant] I bet you worked very hard on it! It will be great!


[System] anticipating: I cannot wait to go travel! I have an upcoming trip to Madagascar

[User] I can't wait to travel. I am going to Madagascar soon!

[Assistant] Wow! That sounds exciting! Have you traveled around the world a lot?

[User] I have! I actually grew up in Saudi Arabia

[Assistant] Traveling is the best way to learn about other cultures. You are very fortunate to get the opportunity.


[System] hopeful: The world is a crazy place. There are a handful of special people trying to lead us into the next decade

[User] The world is savage. I believe that the right individuals can take us to a better place in the future

[Assistant] I agree, we need more moral people to guide us.

[User] I think so too. There are some kind and great people in the world

[Assistant] Let's hope they find their way to the top soon for our sake.


[System] terrified: I once walked alone in the woods at night. I was so scared.

[User] I went walking in the woods one night. It was pretty scary out there

[Assistant] Did anything happen?

[User] No, everything was fine, but it was a chilling experience

[Assistant] Oh, I'm sure. At least everything ended up alright though.


[System] disgusted: One time my brother left my nephew's dirty diaper on the couch and I caught the dog trying to eat it. It was so gross.

[User] I caught my dog trying to eat my nephew's dirty diaper that my brother left on the couch

[Assistant] Oh man, that's funny and terrible at the same time.

[User] It was really gross. I had to keep my dog from licking my face for a long time after that.

[Assistant] Yeah, I would keep away from him for another 2 months or so.


[System] sentimental: I recently remembered a sweet memory of my aunt who recently passed away. She would give hundreds of dollars of school supplies to kids in need each year.

[Assistant] I recently remembered a sweet memory of my aunt who recently passed away.

[Assistant] what was it?

[Assistant] She would give hundreds of dollars of school supplies to kids in need each year.

[Assistant] wow, that's an amazing woman. did she rub off on you any?

[Assistant] She did! I fill stockings around the holidays and go around on Christmas giving them out to people who have to work. :)

[Assistant] that's pretty cool of you. i hope to have a daughter like you someday


[System] anticipating: My daughter and her family are coming this Thanksgiving to visit. I just can't wait and am already planning everything for when they get here even though it's months away

[Assistant] My daughter and her family are coming this Thanksgiving. I'm already preparing for their visit.

[User] Oh that's exciting! Are you nervous at all?

[Assistant] Not too much, just really exciting. I'm planning everything even though it's months away, even the menu.

[User] Oh wow, it sounds like you really love them. I'm super happy for you! I hope it goes exactly how you planned. You sound like a good father.


[System] devastated: My mother in law was recently placed in hospice and is not expected to live much longer.

[Assistant] My mother in law was recently placed in hospice and is not expected to live much longer.

[Assistant] oh man. it's always tough to lose a parent. how old is she?

[Assistant] She's 87, so she has lived a long life, but she has Alzheimers, and it's really sad to watch her lose her mind.

[Assistant] yeah i bet. at least you got to know her for as long as you did

[Assistant] That's a great way of looking at it. I should try to keep a positive attitude towards it.

[Assistant] yep she's want you to remember that, even if she can't remember it herself


[System] anxious: One time I was driving home late at night in the middle of nowhere and I was sleepy. The roads were narrow and a lot of the time an 18-wheeler would pass by me and i was fearful that I would collide with them

[User] I was driving home from out of town really late one night and was exhausted

[User] that's very dangerous , driving and being exhausted did you manage to get home safe?

[User] I did get home safe but it was scary because the roads were two lane and lots of 18-wheelers were heading in the opposite direction. I kept thinking I would swerve into their lane and collide into them

[User] i'm glad you didn't


[System] caring: I've been trying to be extra supportive towards my husband. His mom is dying, and he is working long hours on top of it.

[Assistant] I've been trying to be extra supportive towards my husband.

[Assistant] That's nice to hear.  It's always a good thing in a marriage to show each other support through thick and thin.

[Assistant] Yes - so true. His mom is dying, and he is working long hours on top of it. I feel really bad for him.

[Assistant] I'm sorry to hear that.  Just knowing that he has you to lean on probably goes a very long way in helping him get through that.


[System] jealous: My friend whom I haven't seen in a long time came to visit. She drove up in a really nice car and was dressed really well. She married a very wealthy man and I just a bit envious

[Assistant] My friend who I haven't seen in a long time came to visit. She married a very wealthy man and I was a bit envious

[Assistant] Oh no! Were you envious because you liked her yourself, or because you don't have a wealthy husband?

[Assistant] She drove up in a fancy car and seems like she doesn't have a care in the world. I wish that were me some days.

[Assistant] It can be you, you just have to work hard for it.


[System] faithful: I was at a get together recently and a friend's husband was flirting with me. I made it very clear to him that I am happy in my marriage and not interested.

[Assistant] I was at a get together recently and a friend's husband was flirting with me.

[User] i feel bad for your friend. did you tell her?

[Assistant] I didn't know what to say to her, and was afraid she wouldn't believe me and it would cause her to be angry at me. It's a bad situation.

[User] oh god, that sounds terrible


[System] embarrassed: When I was in second grade, I wet my pants in the middle of class.

[Assistant] When I was in second grade, I wet my pants in the middle of class.

[Assistant] oh that's so embaressing

[Assistant] I know! I was super afraid of my teacher, and was scared to ask her to go to the bathroom.

[Assistant] why are were you scared? don't be next time stand up and ask your teacher you want to go to the toilet otherwise you will wet your pants

[Assistant] She was really mean and always yelling! I didn't want her to yell at me. I'm much older and wiser now!


[System] prepared: One time I wanted to trick my butler into thinking he had won the lottery. So I taped the previous day's newscast about the winning lottery numbers and bought a ticket with those numbers, gave it to my butler, and watched the previous day's announcement with him

[User] I want to trick my butler into thinking he won the lottery. I've taped the local new's winning lottery numbers and I'm going to buy a ticket with the same numbers and give it to my butler

[User] That's hilarious! Is he usually down for a good prank?

[User] I'm not sure he likes being the target of pranks, but he likes to prank me and this prank is to get back at him for a prank he pulled on me and my cousin

[User] Well, that's fair. If he pulls them, he has to be willing to have them pulled on him, too.


[System] jealous: My friend just took her kids to Disneyland. I feel bad- I'd been wanting to do that trip with my kids for years.

[Assistant] My friend just took her kids to Disneyland and I feel a little bad about it.

[User] Why's that?

[Assistant] I'd been wanting to do that trip with my kids for years. I'm happy for her- just wish it could have been me.

[User] I can understand that. It's a tough trip to make, but hopefully you'll be able to soon.


[System] joyful: One time I took part in an essay contest. A few months later I found out that my essay was chosen and that I won a trip to Washington, D.C.

[User] I won a trip to Washington D.C. a few years ago

[User] and how was it? did you enjoy it?

[User] I had a blast. I met people from all over the country, visited many historical sites, and learned a lot about how government works

[User] and how was it? did you enjoy it?


[System] anticipating: I'm looking forward to my best friend's surprise birthday party next week!

[Assistant] I'm looking forward to my best friend's surprise birthday party next week!

[Assistant] That sounds like so much fun! I love parties!

[Assistant] I'm really happy about it- she's a great friend and she's turning 40, so it's a big one!

[Assistant] Hey, I just had that one! What do you have planned?

[Assistant] About 20 friends, surprising her at her favorite bar after work.


[System] confident: My 25th high school reunion is coming up and I'm excited.

[Assistant] My 25th high school reunion is coming up and I'm excited.

[Assistant] That sounds like fun! Are you looking forward to seeing anyone in particular?

[Assistant] Honestly? There was this girl who really treated me poorly - I can't wait for her to see how successful I have been!

[Assistant] Well I hope she's there. Maybe she'll regret how she treated you.


[System] afraid: One time a hurricane hit my city and it was so windy I couldn't sleep that night. I thought the wind would tear the roof off of the house

[User] A hurricane hit my city. The first night I thought the wind was going to tear the roof off the house

[Assistant] Oh no! Hurricanes are scary.  I've been through a few myself.  Was it your first one?

[User] It was my third. Luckily we didn't lose power for more than a few hours

[Assistant] I lost power in our last hurricane for 3 days.  Did the wind do any damage to your home?

[User] It damaged the roof and the fence. We lost power for six days during the first hurricane I experienced

[Assistant] In the end, I'd rather be  in a hurricane than a snow storm.  lol


[System] faithful: I'm loyal to my principles, that's why I do not eat meat

[User] I am loyal to my principles, that is why I do not eat meat, because I love life

[User] Wow,  you are a vegetarian?

[User] If I already have 10 years of vegetarian

[User] This is serious.  For me,  I don't joke with meat

[User] I healthy physically and spiritually


[System] furious: My daughter recently broke curfew by three hours!

[Assistant] My daughter recently broke curfew by three hours!

[User] that must've made you so furious

[Assistant] I was super angry, yes! I ended up grounding her for three weeks- one week for each hour she was late.

[User] you sure are a very strict parent.


[System] prepared: I have a certification exam coming up and I think I'll do well!

[Assistant] I have a certification exam coming up and I think I'll do well.

[Assistant] That's great! I'm sure you'll be well prepared.

[Assistant] I think so- I've studied quite a bit with my husband and others.

[Assistant] Then I am sure it will go well for you. What is it in?

[Assistant] Education- teaching license certification


[System] sentimental: Seeing his sad eyes my heart suffers, my daughter is my weakness

[User] Hello ... I confess that when I see my daughter's eyes, my heart suffers.

[User] Wow,  what happened to her eyes?

[User] They are sick

[User] Ohhh sorry about that. It is well.

[User] Relax, they are things that happen


[System] grateful: I was grateful for my pay-rise thanks to my new manager. nice guy.

[Assistant] My new manager gave me a pay-rise!

[Assistant] That's got to be an amazing feeling to have going for you. How do you feel?

[Assistant] I feel very grateful that he has been so generous.

[Assistant] It's going to help your family out so much I bet everyone is so proud of you, congrats you deserve it.


[System] lonely: I felt very lonely when my partner decided to leave me for someone else.

[Assistant] My partner left me the other day.

[User] That's rough, I'm sorry to hear that

[Assistant] That's fine, its not your problem. i just feel very lonely right now.

[User] I am sure you will find someone who will love you even more than your ex did soon.


[System] lonely: One time I moved to a new city and didn't know anyone. I had to go out alone to do things

[User] I just moved to a new city and I don't know anyone

[Assistant] That's too bad, you have to go out and make new friends.

[User] Yeah, it's hard though. I hate to go out by myself. It's hard for me to meet new people

[Assistant] Suck it up and get out there, it is the only way or you will end up very lonely.


[System] confident: I took my final exams two weeks ago and I was sure that I had done well. I studied and got good grades on all of my quizes but when I got my results back I had failed the test and have to retake the class.

[Assistant] I took my final exams a few weeks ago and I was sure I had done well, but I failed.

[User] Oh I'm so sorry to hear that!

[Assistant] I don't know what happened. I studied and passed everything else. Now I have to retake the class and I'm upset

[User] Is there somewhere you can go for extra help with that course? A tutor or something?


[System] annoyed: My sister kept repeating a few seconds of a song on her laptop and I could hear it from my room. It drove me bonkders

[User] My sister kept playing a few seconds of a song over and over again on her laptop last night. Now it's stuck in my head.

[Assistant] That's so annoying.  I hate it when that happens.

[User] It drives me bonkers when she does that

[Assistant] Can you block her out, maybe?  Get some noise blocking headphones?


[System] nostalgic: I saw these 4-color Bic pens in the store the other day. I remember when I was young and getting one was like Christmas morning!

[Assistant] I saw these 4-color Bic pens in the store the other day. I remember when I was young and getting one was like Christmas morning!

[User] The ones with the little colored sliders on the end? Those were cool!

[Assistant] Yes! My mom used to always get me one each year before school started. Those were the coolest pens in the world!

[User] I liked them too.


[System] hopeful: I'm optimistic that my house is going to sell soon.

[Assistant] I'm optimistic that my house is going to sell soon.

[Assistant] Has it been on the market for long?

[Assistant] Only a week- and 17 people have seen it already, so I'm feeling good about it selling quickly!

[Assistant] Wow! That's awesome. I'm sure you'll sell soon.


[System] disappointed: My best friend was going to travel from Wisconsin to see my this summer, but she ended up not being able to come.

[Assistant] My best friend was going to travel from Wisconsin to see my this summer, but she ended up not being able to come.

[Assistant] oh that's too bad, what did you end up doing

[Assistant] Nothing- I still haven't seen her. I felt pretty let down - but hopefully I can make the trip to see her soon.

[Assistant] you should defently and don't let this affect you too much, maybe she has a good reason


[System] disgusted: My sister threw up the other day and made a huge mess.

[Assistant] My sister threw up the other day and made a huge mess.

[Assistant] that must have been an explosion and a half, did  you clean it up?

[Assistant] Fortunately no- she cleaned it up. But she had just had spaghetti and it was floating in it. It was so gross!

[Assistant] i can imagine, that's gross as hell


[System] furious: I couldn't believe when I woke up the other day and was about to go to work, I saw that someone had broken in to my car. I was so mad. I had heard there had been some problems with car break-ins but I didn't think it would happen to me because we live in a nice neighborhood.

[Assistant] I was livid when I went to work the other day and saw my car was broken in to

[User] oh no! that's terrible! I've had that happen before and it sucks

[Assistant] I heard it was happening in other areas but didn't expect it here because we live in a nice neighborhood. So frustrating

[User] I can imagine. did they steal anything?


[System] nostalgic: Back to school time always brings back so many memories of when my kids were going to school. I would cry every year on the first day of school, especially if it was a milestone year.

[Assistant] Every year when the kids go back to school, it brings back so many memories of when my kids were going to school.

[User] I know what you mean.  I love to see all the pictures, and think back to how little mine used to be.

[Assistant] I would cry the first day of school every year, especially the milestone years. Now my grandchildren are starting school. Time flies by too quickly

[User] They do seem to be grown before you know it.  Make you wonder how if goes so fast!


[System] ashamed: I just ate a whole box of cookies.

[User] So everyone is gone form the house and i found a thing of thin mints, and I ate the whole thing for breakfast.

[Assistant] Sometimes it's ok to indulge. Did it give you a stomachache though lol?

[User] LOL, I swear it was like I sat down and they were gone!  Probably gave myself diabetes. So not going to be able to eat the rest of the day!

[Assistant] You should follow up with a few veggies later on maybe to balance it out. I know that feeling though. Its just so good you can't eat just one lol

[User] Sigh, I have no self control, definatley need a veggie or two today now! Probably should knix those form the pantry


[System] devastated: My father passed away in November, it's made me feel empty ever since.

[User] My father passed away in November, it's made me feel empty ever since.

[User] I'm so sorry for your loss! It's so hard to lose a parent.

[User] I didn't think it would hit me hard. I felt like I was prepared.

[User] Sadly, I don't think we can ever be prepared for that kind of loss.


[System] caring: I surprised my girlfriend with Chik-Fil-A breakfast this morning when she got off work.

[User] I surprised my girlfriend with Chik-Fil-A breakfast this morning when she got off work.

[User] Wow,  that's so nice of you

[User] She works nights, and had no idea I was coming. I knew she had a bad night so I wanted to do something nice for her.

[User] That is cool.  You are really so caring


[System] hopeful: I got laid off from my job a couple of months ago. Every week starts off the same. I look for jobs, apply for jobs and yet I'm still unemployed. I try to stay optimistic though that something will come along soon.

[Assistant] I recently was laid off from my job. I haven't found anything yet, but I'm trying to stay positive that I will soon.

[Assistant] Oh darn, that sucks.  Keeping a positive attitude is the way to go! I'm sure something is out there for you.

[Assistant] I keep looking and applying, but still here I sit. I know it will happen when the right one comes along though

[Assistant] And here the job market was supposed to get great again.  lol


[System] ashamed: I lost the book that my friend let me borrow. I feel so embarrassed.

[User] I lost the book that my friend let me borrow. I feel so embarrassed.

[Assistant] Oh no! Can you replace it?

[User] I'm trying to find a new one, but this one was rare and hard to find.

[Assistant] I'm sure your friend will be understanding that it was a mistake.


[System] disappointed:  My birthday was last week. I never heard from my brother or sister to wish me happy birthday. I guess I expected to much and they let me down

[Assistant] My birthday was last week and I never heard from my brother OR my sister to wish me a happy birthday.

[Assistant] oh no I am sorry to hear that! They must have been really busy and it must have slipped their mind

[Assistant] I guess I shouldn't expect so much from them and let myself get let down like I have.

[Assistant] I am sure they had their reasons, maybe you should give them a call and see if everything is alright. They may be going through their own problems right now.


[System] content: The older I get, the more relaxed and just a simple happy and calm feeling I have. It is nice to just enjoy being alive.

[User] The older I get, the more relaxed and just a simple happy and calm feeling I have. It is nice to just enjoy being alive.

[User] I agree. The sound of birdsong, a gentle breeze on a summer's day, the purring of your tabby-cat. You can't beat that, can you?

[User] Those examples are definitely the simple pleasures of life. It makes me want to go outside and listen to the birds and smell the flowers.

[User] You should! Forget about your worries, if only for a moment. You'll return feeling refreshed.


[System] embarrassed: I went swimming the other day and when I jump into the water and came back up, my bathing suit top was pulled over my breast and I was wandering why everyone was staring at me.

[User] I went swimming the other day and when I jump into the water and came back up, my bathing suit top was pulled over my breast and I was wandering why everyone was staring at me.

[Assistant] Yikes, that's not a fun situation. Did you figure it out pretty quickly?

[User] Yes I did realize fairly fast why everyone was staring. I looked down and seen my breast exposed.

[Assistant] That's good, I'd be mortified if that happened to me.


[System] jealous: My cat seems to like my new girlfriend more than me, he sleeps with her on her side of the bed now.

[User] I think my cat likes my new girlfriend more than he likes me now.

[Assistant] I've had that happen before. My cat is definitely more my wife's cat now. Does he still cuddle up with you?

[User] Yea he loves to sit on my lap while i work, but prefers her side of the bed now when he sleeps.

[Assistant] Haha, same for me. It's like as soon as my wife is available to sit or lay with, I'm chopped liver.


[System] sentimental: My grandfather left a lot of his possessions to me, i recently received the stuff. was emotional to go through.

[User] My grandfather passed away not too long ago, i received a bunch of items he left for me.

[User] I'm sorry for your loss, I bet you two were close. What did he leave you?

[User] Some interesting antiques, grandfather clocks, and a lot of items related to his work for the house of representatives. Interesting stuff

[User] Oh he worked for congress? That's very interesting. That sounds like an awesome haul of vintage stuff.


[System] trusting: The other day I had to let my dad drive my car. It was no big deal to me though, he is a very good driver, and I know he would take good care of my car.

[Assistant] I had to let my dad borrow my car the other day. His truck is in the shop.

[User] That was kind of you! Has his truck been repaired?

[Assistant] Yeah it has. And, he took good care of my car, as always.

[User] Of course! Your dad is very trustworthy.


[System] ashamed: I wet my pants because I had a dream that I was going to the restroom.

[Assistant] I ca not believe what happened the other night at my friends house, I'll never show my face again.

[User] Can you please give a little more detail about what happened at your friends house that made you not want to show your face??

[Assistant] Sure, I fell asleep on the chair and had a dream, in my dream I went to the restroom, so yeah, I peed right there in their chair.

[User] How embarrassing! I did that one time when I was sleeping in my bed and I thought I got up and went to the bathroom to pee, but I did not go to the bathroom, I peed my pants in the bed.

[Assistant] Yes, it was not fun, but good to know I am not the only one.


[System] caring: I enjoy helping the wildlife in my area where I live. I give them a helping hand. I give them water, birdseed, my left over food. The animals love watermelon and cantaloupe.

[User] I enjoy helping the wildlife in my area where I live. I give them a helping hand. I give them water, birdseed, my left over food. The animals love watermelon and cantaloupe.

[Assistant] That is so cool, my mother in law has bears come into her yard! I'd be happy with the hummingbirds, so pretty.

[User] I just have the small non dangerous type of wildlife that I like to help Birds, rabbits, squirrels and such. No big bad bears!

[Assistant] The squirrels keep stealing the feed in my birdfeeder, they do trapeze to get to it.


[System] caring: My father in law's dog had a puppy. We took it in and are giving him a forever home.

[Assistant] We got a new puppy! We took him in from our father in law.

[Assistant] That's amazing! We just got a new puppy this last weekend also! What kind is yours?

[Assistant] Its a long hair chihuahua and a short hair chihuahua. He has the most adorable under bite!

[Assistant] Aw that is super cute! Dogs bring such happiness to a home.


[System] furious: I found out my wife was having an affair with one of her co-workers, i had him over at our house and was kind to him.

[User] I found out my wife was having an affair, the worst part is i knew the guy and welcomed him in my home and was kind to him.

[Assistant] Oh man, I'm really sorry you have to go through that. Betrayal like that is so painful. How are you doing?

[User] I'm learning to live my live without her, it's tough. Some honesty would have made the way it ended much better. Thanks for the kind words.

[Assistant] Of course, no one deserves to have their heartbroken like that. I hope you find someone who treats you with the respect and kindness you deserve.


[System] faithful: I decided to go on a soda fast for two days so that I could spend some time praying for my husband as he tried to quit smoking. I am addicted to soda so it was very hard. I did manage to make it without drinking soda for those two days but it was hard.

[User] I went on a soda fast for two days so that I could pray for strength for my husband while he tried to quit smoking. I am addicted to soda so it was hard. I made it though and I was able to pray for him multiple times during the two days.

[Assistant] Sugar is very addicting! I'm glad you could make it

[User] Yeah me too. The lack of caffeine made me get a bad headache that took three days to get rid of.

[Assistant] Caffeine headaches are no joke.

[User] No, they suck!!


[System] ashamed: Recently, I had an argument with a friend. I caleld her out on her behavior to her face, but my daughter overheard me discussing it with my husband and thought that I had talked behind my friend's back, so she thought that I was being two-faced and we had to have a whole conversation about it. I felt guilty even though I didn't do anything wrong.

[User] I recently had an argument with a friend. Even though I talked ot her about it and let her know how I felt, my daughter overheard me discussing it with my husband. She thought I was being two faced, which lead to a long discussion. I felt guilty even though I didn't do anything wrong.

[User] Sounds like you were just misunderstood. I discuss things with my husband, too, and it's not like talking behind someone's back. That's what married couples do. Don't feel bad.

[User] Yeah, I just felt like I set a bad example for my daughter, even thought she misunderstood. I guess it was a teachable moment though..

[User] Yes, just tell her your home is a safe place to talk. It's okay to open up in the family.

[User] That's good advice. Thanks!