[System] disappointed: I went to the casino to eat yesterday and got so caught up in gambling I didnt get a chance

[Assistant] I went to the casino just to eat yesterday.

[User] I love eating at casino's. They have some of the best food.

[Assistant] I know. I went with my mom and got so caught up in gambling I didnt even get to eat.

[User] Did you win anything?

[Assistant] Not even a nickel. I regret going lol


[System] annoyed: I get annoyed by my brothers, they can really get on my nerves

[User] I get annoyed by my brothers, they can really get on my nerves

[User] Yeah it happens my little bro drives me crazy sometimes

[User] That is life I guess, but luckily I am the biggest and oldest

[User] Same here how old is your little bro?


[System] devastated: I was just informed my grandma has cancer.

[User] My mom just called and told my my grandma has cancer

[User] Wow I am so sorry to hear that, my grandmother passed from cancer about 10 years ago

[User] Yeah it is just hard now

[User] I get that, I will pray for her, best of luck friend


[System] embarrassed: I used to be ashamed that I was fat.  So I worked out and got ripped and feel better about myself

[Assistant] When I was a kid I was fat and ashamed about it.  So I worked out and got ripped and now I feel better about myself

[Assistant] That is nice. You must have a nice body and I am glad that you feel better about yourself.

[Assistant] Thanks.  Too many people whine about how their life sucks and do nothing to change it. I'm not gonna be that guy

[Assistant] True, if one is not happy about something the best thing is to switch things up.


[System] sad: My dog passed away a few days ago, we had him since he was a baby.

[Assistant] My dog passed away a few days ago, we had him since he was a baby.

[Assistant] Sorry to hear that RIP

[Assistant] Thank you. I wish my love for him could have kept him alive.

[Assistant] Do you have any other pets

[Assistant] No that was my only pet. I am thinking of getting another.


[System] joyful: I am happy with my life right now, everything is going well

[User] I am happy with my life right now, everything is going well

[Assistant] That is awesome! What all do you have going on?

[User] I have a good job, good girlfriend and good friends!

[Assistant] That is great, you are very lucky and blessed!


[System] furious: My roommate ate all of my leftovers last night that I was going to take to work for lunch today.

[Assistant] My roommate ate all of my leftovers last night that I was going to take to work for lunch today.

[User] Wow, what are you going to do?

[Assistant] I would like to punch him in the face but I won't. I'll just buy some Burger King or something on the way.

[User] I would maybe hit him or get revenge at least


[System] ashamed: Yesterday was my sister's birthday and I totally forgot to call her until today.

[Assistant] Yesterday was my sister's birthday and I totally forgot to call her until today

[User] Was she upset!

[Assistant] She said it was ok, but I still feel bad about it.  I guess I will have to compensate her with a great present.

[User] What will you get her?


[System] angry: I am mad at how the Eagles played the other day, they lost to the browns

[User] I am mad at how the Eagles played the other day, they lost to the browns

[Assistant] What sport is that?  Sorry but I don't know anything about it.

[User] It is football!

[Assistant] Ok, sorry I didn't know.  I hope the play better next time!


[System] furious: I went to pick up my car from the mechanic and found a huge scratch on the side!  They are saying they didn't do it!  I am so mad right now!

[Assistant] I went to pick up my car from the mechanic and found a huge scratch on the side! They are saying they didn't do it! I am so mad right now!

[Assistant] Oh my gosh. I am not surprised they denied any wrong doing. I think that is typical of mechanics. What do you plan to do about it?

[Assistant] I guess I can't do anything but write a bad review.

[Assistant] I think bad reviews are important though. A lot of people use those to determine where they go for service. You may save someone else the trouble you have.


[System] anticipating: preparing for a trip.

[Assistant] I get to drive up to visit my family on Monday. I am pretty excited!

[Assistant] That sounds great!  Have you not seen them in a while?

[Assistant] I saw my sister about a month ago. But I haven't seen anyone else since February.

[Assistant] It will be good to catch up with them!  Family is all that matters.


[System] excited: I am super pumped for the new super smash bros, I hope it is as great as it looks

[User] I am super pumped for the new super smash bros, I hope it is as great as it looks

[User] I'm looking forward to it too! I remember playing Smash on the N64. I loved it.

[User] it was a great game, they have improved every single entry in my opinion!

[User] Sweet. I hope to meet you on the battlefield someday!


[System] anxious: I can't wait for this halloween. I have the cutest theme for my kids

[Assistant] I just love halloween. This is going to be the best one yet.

[User] You sound excited? do you do it up big?

[Assistant] I I do themes with me and my kids. We were all comic book villains last year

[User] What are you going to do this year?

[Assistant] Im thinking fast food. Burgers, fries, milkshake lol

[User] That's an interesting theme.  Are you going to make the costumes your self?

[Assistant] Some parts.

[User] That sounds like lots of fun!


[System] prepared: I got all my gear squared away for a hunting trip next weekend.

[User] I got all my gear squared away for a hunting trip next weekend.

[Assistant] What do you hunt?

[User] Lots of things. I love hunting and fishing and outdoor stuff in general but, dove season opens next weekend.

[Assistant] I didnt even know there was a dove season. I actually never even went camping before

[User] There is, they are a migratory bird and they're prized for their difficulty.       You should try it some time. As long as your ok without creature comforts camping and hiking is awesome.

[Assistant] I want to some day.

[User] Especially hiking.... assuming you like phsyical challanges too.


[System] trusting: My husband is going to be away in a business travel for a few day.  I'm okey with that because I know he won't be unfaithful or do anything he shouln't while away.

[Assistant] My husband is going to be away in a business travel for a few day but I'm okey with that

[User] that is good, I am glad you can trust him like that!

[Assistant] Yes, that is  because I know he won't be unfaithful or do anything he shouldn't while away.

[User] That is awesome, I am glad you have that type of relationship!


[System] surprised: I was shocked when my parents gave me a car for my graduation  gift

[User] I was shocked when my parents gave me a car for my graduation gift

[Assistant] Wow, that is great!  You must have been very excited and grateful!

[User] I sure was, i did not expect that at all

[Assistant] I hope you enjoy your card very much!


[System] faithful: I have been loyal to my girlfriend of almost 3 years now

[User] I have been loyal to my girlfriend of almost 3 years now

[User] Congratulations! It always warms my heart to hear about a happy loyal companionship.

[User] thank you, I appreciate it, I think it could work out

[User] Well, it has been for three years so that's a great sign!


[System] disgusted: I bit into a peice of chicken yesterday and it was still pink! I almost threw up

[Assistant] I had some fried chicken yesterday

[User] I can't say I'm a huge fan of fried chicken. Did you enjoy it at least?

[Assistant] No. I bit into it and it was still pink. IT was disgusting

[User] Ew that's gross! Can't you get sick from partially cooked chicken?

[Assistant] Yes. Very sick


[System] content: We were living in Hawaii. We were only a couple of blocks from the Waikiki beach. We had enjoyed the life there with some good friends.

[User] We used to live in Hawaii. Only a couple of blocks from Waikiki beach.

[Assistant] Oh wow, that must have been lovely. How was it living in paradise?

[User] Exactly that! Paradise! We were living a dream life...everyday was like vacation. I wish we could go back.

[Assistant] Well I hope for you that one day you can. Maybe retirement! Man, that would be amazing.


[System] faithful: I know many people are already suffering for climate change but I believe if politicians take the right measures now, we can still save the planet.

[Assistant] I know many people are already suffering for climate change but I believe if politicians take the right measures now, we can still save the planet

[User] I could not agree more with you. but it seems like a lot of politicians either don't care or are not putting enough resources into combating climate change.

[Assistant] I still hope they will be enlightened soon,  I will be praying for that.

[User] If all people do is pray, then certainly nothing will change. It's time to start acting instead of wishing for things to change if we want to our children and grandchildren to see a future.


[System] guilty: I feel bad. Im going to ditch my friends kids party to go on a date.

[Assistant] MY friend is having a party for her two year old.

[User] Aww that is sweet are you going?

[Assistant] I want to go on a date instead. I feel bad

[User] Aww well do what you think is best

[Assistant] That's what I want to ask you lol

[User] Well I would go on the date then buy the kid a big present.

[Assistant] That's sounds like it would work lol


[System] caring: I just had a son and i feel like a dad for the first time in my life

[User] I just had a son and Last night he woke up crying. I went in to hold him and in that moment it clicked that im a dad now

[Assistant] Awww. I remember that feeling with my first kid

[User] It is a great feeling

[Assistant] it is. just wait until he says "dada" you will melt lol


[System] terrified: I told my daughter I would watch a scary movie with her tonight. I don't think I can

[Assistant] I told my daughter I would watch a scary movie with her tongiht

[Assistant] What movie do you plan to watch?

[Assistant] IT. I am so scared when it comes to horror films. I am going to back out

[Assistant] Oh I've seen that, it is not too bad! I had fun watching it.

[Assistant] She said that too but you have no idea how jumpy I am lol


[System] nostalgic: I put in an old Backstreet Boys album the other day and the memories came flying back! It's crazy how certain songs can make you remember the past!

[Assistant] I put in an old Backstreet Boys album the other day and the memories came flying back!

[Assistant] I used to love them. I cant believe that are still performing

[Assistant] I love them still! It's crazy how certain songs can make you remember the past!

[Assistant] I thought they were so much better that nsync too lol


[System] annoyed: I went to the movie with a friend, apparently he saw the movie before and keeps chatting and telling me what's going to happen in the movie.

[Assistant] I went to the movie with a friend, apparently he saw the movie before and kept chatting and telling me what's going to happen next in the movie.

[Assistant] i hate when someone does that, it can be so annoying :)

[Assistant] Yes it is geez! If I knew I would have never go with him.

[Assistant] no need to go that far, just make sure your friend has not seen the movie before and go out and enjoy it.

[Assistant] Okay next time I will ask before going out with him.


[System] furious: Someone threw a bunch of empty beer cans in  my truck bed.

[User] Someone threw a bunch of empty beer cans in my truck bed.

[User] what did you do?

[User] I went to the nearest gas station and borrowed their trash can.  It's a bad idea to drive around with a truck bed full of beer cans.

[User] that is true, that is lame though

[User] Some people are jerks.


[System] trusting: I trust my family, they have never let me down

[User] I trust my family, they have never let me down

[User] Its always good to have solid family members.  Not everyone has that.

[User] that is true, i try not to take them for granted

[User] That's good to hear.


[System] trusting: Leaving my wife at home for the war.

[Assistant] I've deployed overseas twice in my lifetime, leaving my wife to care for her own.

[Assistant] I bet you hate having to leave and I am sure she misses you.

[Assistant] I did, but it's been years since my last deployment. It's just nice knowing that she is a strong enough person to hold down the fort.

[Assistant] You must be proud of her. That is great.


[System] guilty: My mom told me to pick my brother up from daycare after I got out of school. I forgot him and when the daycare was closed, they called my mom to see if someone was getting him.

[Assistant] My mom told me to pick my little brother up from daycare after I got out of school.

[Assistant] She must have a lot of faith in you.

[Assistant] Well she did I guess until she got a phone call from his daycare 3 hours after I got out of school. The daycare was closing and my brother was still there. I had forgot him.

[Assistant] Ouch! I hope he was okay!


[System] apprehensive: I decided to change jobs lately, but I am now not sure I will adapt to this new job.

[Assistant] I decided to change jobs lately, but I am now not sure about my decision.

[Assistant] Are your not liking your new job?

[Assistant] I am now not sure I will adapt to this new job and I am not liking my new boss either.

[Assistant] That's no good. What are you going to do?


[System] lonely: Having kids takes away a lot of your free time. I someties feel pretty alone.

[Assistant] I feel kind of alone now. I dont hang out with friends much

[Assistant] I am sorry you are feeling lonely.   Why don't you see your friends much anymore, are you all to busy>

[Assistant] Kids are keeping me busy. My friends are busy too.

[Assistant] Yes I know what you mean,  That has happened to me too.

[Assistant] Parents need a break sometimes lol


[System] nostalgic: I found an old box of toys from my childhood in the attic.  Talk about blast from the past!  Such good memories!

[Assistant] I found an old box of toys from my childhood in the attic. Talk about blast from the past! Such good memories!

[Assistant] Wow what kind of toys did you find

[Assistant] A bunch of star wars toys and some legos as well!

[Assistant] THe nostalgia must have been so good!


[System] impressed: My daughter cleaned the house before I got home from work and I hadn't even asked her too. It was a pleasant surprise.

[Assistant] I got home from work the other day and the entire house was spotless

[Assistant] Nice! Would you like to send the cleaning fairy round to my place?!

[Assistant] It was my daughter. i hadnt even asked her too!

[Assistant] What a wonderful daughter you have. She has a very good heart. You've obviously been an excellent parent!

[Assistant] I guess so. I shuld treat myself... maybe her too

[Assistant] Definitely both of you :) Maybe go to an ice cream parlor or a spa?

[Assistant] Thats sound like a good idea

[Assistant] Or even do both! Is your daughter in school?


[System] hopeful: I just put in a bid for a house that I really want!  I am praying I get it!

[Assistant] I just put in a bid for a house that I really want! I am praying I get it!

[Assistant] Oh wow, that must be exciting! Is this your first home?

[Assistant] Yes, and I want this one a lot!

[Assistant] I hope you do, too. I will definitely throw in a prayer or two that you do!


[System] nostalgic: I found an old RC car I had when I was a kid in the closet.

[User] I found an old RC car I had when I was a kid in the closet.

[Assistant] Does it still work?

[User] The batteries are long dead. I'll have to get a new battery if I want to test it out.

[Assistant] Nice. I love finding old stuff from my childhood.

[User] It's always great when you come across a gem from the past.


[System] guilty: I drank my roommates beer last night. I feel pretty bad about it.

[Assistant] I drank my roommates beer last night. I feel pretty bad about it.

[User] That's pretty rude.  Are you going to buy him some more beer.

[Assistant] Yea but he was leaving early to go tailgate and I didnt have time.

[User] Man.. I'm glad you're not my roommate.


[System] embarrassed: I was walking and i leaned over to pick something up and ripped my pants

[User] I was walking and leaned down and ripped my pants

[Assistant] Wow did anyone see?

[User] im not sure i think these guys did

[Assistant] Dang, it must have been embarrassing


[System] sentimental: I like too see pictures of my kids when they were babies, but it always made me cry a little remembering the all times.

[Assistant] I like too see pictures of my kids when they were babies, but it always made me cry a little remembering the all times

[Assistant] You are exactly like me. Those were the good old days

[Assistant] Yes, I;m always missing those old days.

[Assistant] My youngests are 3 and 4 now. Those days are gone


[System] sad: I am starting school again next week. I am not going to have any free time now

[Assistant] I am going back to school next week.

[Assistant] That sounds exciting!, are you nervous?

[Assistant] Im not. I am a little sad because now I will have no free time at all. School, work, kids, geez

[Assistant] That is true,  but you will meet new people and learn a lot!

[Assistant] I am trying to be positive about it. It is for a better future


[System] joyful: I have wanted kids all my life. I finally gave birth to my first child! This is that happiest I have ever been.

[Assistant] All my life I have wanted to be a mom. I finally got the opportunity.

[Assistant] Congratulations!! How did it feel when you found out?

[Assistant] It was awesome. I just gave birth last week. This is the happiest I have ever been.

[Assistant] How cool! Congrats again on your new addition, I'll keep you in my thoughts and pray you get some sleep in the next 12 months haha


[System] proud: My son came first in her class and was placed on the honor roll

[Assistant] My son came first in his class and was placed on the honor roll.

[Assistant] That is great news!  You must be really proud of him!

[Assistant] Yes I am, I took him to Chucky Cheese in order to celebrate

[Assistant] That is good positive reinforcement!  Congrats to your kid!

[Assistant] Thanks a lot, I really appreciate it.


[System] disappointed: I watched the new Black Panther movie last night.  I was a little let down by the story though.  It needed more development.

[Assistant] I watched the new Black Panther movie last night. I was a little let down by the story though. It needed more development.

[Assistant] Okay, I am sorry that it was not up to your standard. I have not seen it as yet.

[Assistant] It is worth a watch, but just wasn't up to my standards or all the hype.

[Assistant] Okay, I understand. I am thinking of watching it.


[System] afraid: We had a storm last night and lost power. I couldn't find a flashlight. It was so scary.

[Assistant] We had a storm last night and lost power.

[User] Oh no. How long was the power out for?

[Assistant] It was only off for a little over 2 hours, but I could not find a flashlight and it was so scary.

[User] That sounds awful!


[System] apprehensive: A couple years ago I went back to college and it had been a little over 20 years since I had dropped out.  Needless to say it was a little intimidating.

[User] So I went back to college a few years ago after having dropped out nearly 20 years prior.

[Assistant] How does that make you feel

[User] It was a little intimidating and I felt kind of nervous at first but fell into a grove early on which made me proud.

[Assistant] Well I wish you the best of luck.  If you're hardworking then you'll make it

[User] Thanks I appreciate the vote of confidence.


[System] anticipating: I'm always expecting new money opportunities.  If a door opens I'm going in

[Assistant] Since I'm self-employed I'm always expecting new opportunities for increasing my income.  It feels good to be financially independent

[User] Oh cool!  I bet it's also nice not having a boss breathing down your neck, right?

[Assistant] Yeah totally.  Are you self-employed too

[User] I have been in the past.  Right now I'm part time with some work at home/stuff.  So yeah I do remember liking not having a boss the most!


[System] excited: I should be getting the latest model phone, I cannot wait. It is getting close to my birthday.

[Assistant] It is getting close to my birthday and I am planning to get the latest iPhone, I can't wait.

[Assistant] Well, that's a good present! I'm sure you are excited to get it.

[Assistant] Yes I am it is going to be costly but I deserve to treat myself.

[Assistant] That's right, you do. I have a hard time doing that myself and should realize I deserve it as well too.

[Assistant] You need to treat yourself, especially working hard sometimes.


[System] ashamed: When I was a little kid I almost drowned in front of 100 people.  I was more embarrassed than scared to be honest

[Assistant] I almost drowned when I was little.  I was more embarrassed than scared to be honest

[Assistant] That sounds horrible!  Good thing you are all right and only walked away with a little shame!

[Assistant] It was big shame haha but I took swimming lessons after and ended up on the swim team...so it worked itself out

[Assistant] That's good.  It could have been a lot worse!


[System] disgusted: My toilet backed up in my house last weekend!  I was so grossed out!

[Assistant] My toilet backed up in my house last weekend! I was so grossed out!

[Assistant] I would be too haha...whos fault was it

[Assistant] I think my kid put too much toilet paper in it!

[Assistant] How old is your kid


[System] sentimental: I saw a family on their porch while I was out on my morning jog and I thought about when my daughter still lived at home.

[User] I saw a family on their porch while I was out on my morning jog. It made me think about when my daughter still lived at home.

[Assistant] That's cool that you're active.  Does she go to college or what

[User] No, she graduated a couple years ago and now she has an apartment.

[Assistant] Gotcha.  I make sure to call my mom at least twice a week, I'm 26 and I've got my own apartment as well


[System] confident: I used to be terrified of approaching girls.  Now I'm getting numbers left and right

[Assistant] I was an awkward teenager and was super scared to talk to girls..now I'm getting numbers left and right it's pretty great

[User] That's really awesome, I'm happy for your success and encourage you to enjoy yourself.

[Assistant] Haha thanks for your kind words.  How's your Saturday going

[User] So far so good, just trying to stay cool. Good conversations are helping.


[System] joyful: I just won $300 dollars on a scratch off ticket. It feel really good. I can pay some bills with it.

[Assistant] I just won $300 dollars on a scratch off ticket. It feel really good. I can pay some bills with it.

[Assistant] That is wonderful news. That is a lot of money to win. I am happy for you.

[Assistant] I couldnt believe it. It really comes in handy. I feel so lucky.

[Assistant] Oh yes, you can relax a bit and pay some bills.


[System] surprised: I bought a scratch off ticket and I won $50.00. I usually lose my money but this time I didn't.

[Assistant] I bought a scratch off ticket and won $50.00 I usually lose my money but this time I won. Lucky me.

[Assistant] Amazing. Those things seem to never pay out. That is a lot.

[Assistant] Yes it is, they are tempted to buy but hard to win.

[Assistant] I know that feeling. Did you treat yourself after winning?

[Assistant] Yes I did I went to a local Chinese restaurant.


[System] proud: I am proud of the eagles for winning the superbowl last year

[User] I am proud of the eagles for winning the superbowl last year

[Assistant] I'm a Boston boy but I gotta give em props

[User] thanks, you beat us in 2005, that broke my heart

[Assistant] People hate on Brady cuz he's been gold since day 1.  But the Eagles came ready on defense that's for sure


[System] prepared: I'm always ready for a fight.  I don't go out looking for it but if someone wants to throw down I've got no problem

[Assistant] I don't go out looking for trouble.  But if some stranger disrespects me in public I'm always ready to knock his ass out

[User] That is good, that is what we hit the gym for right?

[Assistant] Yessir do you go to a gym

[User] I do, I have been trying to bulkup, I am 6'4 190 and need some more on my frame


[System] faithful: A co-worker of my husband asked me out on a date. I think that was rude and i told him no.

[Assistant] A co-worker of my husband asked me out on a date. I think that was rude and I told him no.

[Assistant] That could be awkward. I wonder what made him feel he could do that?

[Assistant] I have no idea, some people just don't think before saying things.

[Assistant] Hopefully he got the point and wont ask again.

[Assistant] I hope so too, he made me feel uncomfortable.


[System] afraid: I think someone was following me home last night. I took off running and didnt stop until I got home.

[Assistant] I think someone was following me home last night. I took off running and didnt stop until I got home.

[Assistant] I am happy that you reached home safely. You have to be very careful when traveling at nights.

[Assistant] I felt so scared. Im just glad I noticed them before it was too late. Never going that way again.

[Assistant] We are living in a cruel world, I am just happy that you are fine.


[System] furious: I was so mad when my brother beat me in boxing on the WII I kept asking for another round haha

[Assistant] Playing the WII with my little brother was so frustrating...he would beat me in boxing and tennis and I would be so mad I'd keep asking for another round haha

[Assistant] I know the feeling, my little nephew used to beat me at Mortal Kombat constantly just by button smashing. How did your little brother get so good at Wii?

[Assistant] Well it turned out we were both too close to the sensor and he was like 5 so it read his movements better haha

[Assistant] Ahhh! Well at least you found out it was just user error and not that he was actually better than you!


[System] sentimental: I get emotional about my family and friends sometimes, I am lucky to have them for sure

[User] I get emotional about my family and friends sometimes, I am lucky to have them for sure

[Assistant] Nothing wrong with being emotional. It's healthy. I get a bit emotional about that stuff too. Family and friends are extremely important.

[User] I guess not, most people do not have that view though

[Assistant] If they don't, that's their loss. My family are so important to me - I love them dearly. The same goes for my close friends. Don't listen to other people - they're the ones missing out!


[System] trusting: An elderly friend of mine gave me one thousand dollars to keep for him.

[Assistant] An elderly friend of mine gave me one thousand dollars to keep for him.

[Assistant] He must trust you a lot.

[Assistant] I think so and I will not let him down. I have invited him over for dinner.

[Assistant] I hope you guys have fun

[Assistant] I hope so too I am always helpful and respectable to the elderly.


[System] trusting: I TRUST MY WIFE

[Assistant] I trust my wife blindly

[Assistant] That is nice. we are suppose to trust our spouses.

[Assistant] Yes, but nowadays os hard to trust anyone.

[Assistant] I know one has to earn trust.


[System] caring: I read a story about a duck that was a mother for 76 ducklings.  So sweet.

[User] There was a story about a duck being a mother to 76 ducklings.  It was so sweet.

[User] That is a lot of kids, imagine raising that many kids!

[User] No thanks, ha.  I guess it was a huge deal with scientists as ducks usually only care for up to 15 and the largest known was 35.

[User] wow, that is huge, they must have abosrbed kids from another duck or something

[User] Yes, that's a lot of "other" ducklings.  Was really nice to see the picture.


[System] devastated: I was heartbroken when my grandmother passed away, I am still not over it

[User] I was heartbroken when my grandmother passed away, I am still not over it

[User] I am so very sorry for your loss.  I lost my mom last year.

[User] Wow, I am sorry to hear that, I hope you can cope

[User] It is a very long process, but it is true that time does help a tiny bit.


[System] ashamed: It was my last cash and I went into subway bought a sandwich came out and it fell.

[Assistant] It was my last cash and I went into Subway bought a sandwich came out and it fell from my hands.

[User] OH no. Were you still at subway?

[Assistant] I stepped outside but it was my last money, so I had to go back to work without lunch.

[User] I know the feeling. Its hard to work when you are hungry.

[Assistant] Very hard and people saw when it fell, It was a terrible feeling.

[User] I bet you were embarassed

[Assistant] Yes I was, I guess I was very hungry and my hands were shaking.


[System] ashamed: I can't believe I spent all of my paycheck shopping. I know better

[User] I cant believe my paycheck is gone already

[Assistant] What happened? You had too many bills to pay.

[User] No I spent it shopping online. I am a bad person

[Assistant] Haha. well at least you treated yourself now you are broke.

[User] I know. I will look cute for two weeks but have an empty purse lol

[Assistant] Yes you will be looking cute and get a lot of attention

[User] Maybe I will get a sugar daddy

[Assistant] Now you're talking. That would be nice ;)


[System] anxious: I am learning how to wake-board this weekend!  I am really nervous though!

[Assistant] I am learning how to wake-board this weekend! I am really nervous though!

[Assistant] What is wake-board. That sounds a bit scary.

[Assistant] It is like water skiing but on a board!  It is fun, but a little nerve racking!

[Assistant] I bet it is, i am afraid of water, I cannot swim so i know for a fact I would not be trying that. I hope you have fun.


[System] sentimental: I really miss my man, he went on a business trip to Europe. So I am here wearing his shirt.

[Assistant] I really miss my man. He went on a business trip to Europe so I am here in his shirt.

[Assistant] That no good!  How long will he be gone?

[Assistant] He will be gone for two weeks but it feels like 2 years.

[Assistant] Just hold on a little longer!  You will feel better when he gets back!

[Assistant] Yes, absence makes the heart grows fonder.


[System] apprehensive: I want to take my kids to a buffet. I am afraid it will be a waste of my oney

[User] I want to take my kids to a buffet today

[User] That's great. Hopefully they eat a lot of food!

[User] I am afraid they won't and I will waste my money

[User] I am sure they will have a great time

[User] I hope so. Its not cheap


[System] impressed: I made an A in all three of my summer courses. I must say that I even surprised myself.

[Assistant] I made an A in all three of my summer courses. I must say that I even surprised myself.

[Assistant] You must be very proud of yourself. I am proud of you. You are a star.

[Assistant] Thank you I appreciate it. I didnt think I was capable of doing that.

[Assistant] So you really surprised yourself. I guess you studied hard.


[System] devastated: I have been trying to get a car but my credit is so bad, I tried to repair it but to no avail.

[Assistant] I have been trying to purchase a car but my credit is so bad. I even tried to repair it but to no avail.

[Assistant] Sometimes it just takes a time and you need to stay proactive. I know it can be disappointing.

[Assistant] It is like the more I try the harder it is to be repaired.

[Assistant] Just keep a budget and stay strict. It will gradually get better.

[Assistant] Thank you, hopefully it will get much better and I can get my car.


[System] nostalgic: I saw "The Nighmare Before Christmas" the other day with my friend and it reminded me of my childhood

[Assistant] When I was a little kid I used to watch "The Nighmare Before Christmas" with my parents all the time....saw it again just the other day reminded me of my family

[User] I think I have seen that movie

[Assistant] What kind of movies do you like

[User] I like animated movies. I have lots of kids lol


[System] sentimental: I love looking at old family albums. Takes me back

[User] I love looking at old family albums

[Assistant] Do you miss your family

[User] They live in the city. I just like the memories and seeing us all younger

[Assistant] Nice I'm in TX and my fam's in MN.  I try to visit them at least once a year

[User] That's good. Gotta keep up with each other


[System] impressed: My daughter just competed in her first dance competition. She got 1st place and was up against girls  much older

[Assistant] My daughter just competed in her first dance competition.

[Assistant] Oh how exciting! How did she do?

[Assistant] She got first place! And she was eve competing against much older girls.

[Assistant] Amazing, you must feel really proud!


[System] hopeful: I am proposing tomorrow!

[User] I am proposing tomorrow!

[Assistant] Congrats! How exciting!

[User] Yeah, thanks.  I'm really nervous, but I am eager to hear her answer.  I'm not sure how it will go.

[Assistant] Good luck! I am sure it will be fine.


[System] grateful: I wasn't able to make rent this month. My dad helped me cover it.

[Assistant] I wasn't able to make rent this month.

[User] Ohh man, I am so sorry.  I have had that happen to me many times over the last five years.  Did you contact your landlord?

[Assistant] My dad helped me cover it, so that was great!

[User] It is wonderful that you have family that can help.  Are you going to be OK going forward?


[System] caring: I found a kitten in some bushes, I took it home, tried to find the owner. No one claimed her so I took her in.

[Assistant] I found a kitten in the bushes, I took it home tried to find its owner. No one claimed her so I took her in.

[Assistant] That was really nice of you!  You must have a really caring heart!

[Assistant] Yes I do, I took her to the vet and she is sleeping comfortably at home.

[Assistant] That cat will love you forever!

[Assistant] Ah I hope so I am getting attached to her.


[System] terrified: I am going on my first roller coaster ride at Universal Studios next week and am scared out of my mind!

[Assistant] I am going on my first roller coaster ride at Universal Studios next week and am scared out of my mind!

[Assistant] I have never been on a roller coaster. I would be very scared too.

[Assistant] Yeah, I am hoping I don't scream like a little girl the whole time!

[Assistant] Hahaha you are going to scream, I hope you dont puke. It should be fun though.


[System] caring: I have rescue some dogs that were on the street and help them find a new home.

[Assistant] The other day I rescue and abandoned dog on the street, and took care of him until we found him a new home.

[Assistant] Awww that is so sweet. Did he go to a good home?

[Assistant] Yes I tried my best to make sure that these people were willing and able to take very good care of him.

[Assistant] That is good to hear. I hope he lives a good life.


[System] lonely: My roommate and best friend just moved out. I am all alone and bored.

[Assistant] My roommate and best friend just moved out.

[Assistant] How are you feeling about it?  Are you sad?

[Assistant] I am really sad about it. It is so boring.

[Assistant] I am sorry about it, did she move close by or to another town?


[System] hopeful: My future's looking pretty bright. I'm self-employed with tons of ideas coming to me everyday it's great

[Assistant] I'm optimistic about my future.  Being self-employed with tons of ideas coming to me everyday makes me feel pretty confident that I'll be straight balling in no time

[Assistant] I bet you will be balling. I hope you remember the poorer folks like me.

[Assistant] I will.  Just send me your bank account details and I'll keep it on the back burner ;)

[Assistant] That sounds grand :) it's a deal I am rooting for you.


[System] nostalgic: I remember the first time I went to the movie. It was with my friends and I was eager to go.

[Assistant] I remember the first time I went to the movie. It was with my friends and I was eager to go.

[Assistant] And what movie did you guys see

[Assistant] I think it was Toy Story. I felt strange looking at the big screen.

[Assistant] Wow that must have been a while back...do you still keep in touch with these friends

[Assistant] Yes it was a very long time ago. Oh yes we still keep in touch.


[System] confident: I have my annual evaluation this week and really hope for a raise.  It's been a good year.

[User] I am hoping for a raise with my evaluation next week.  Fingers crossed.  It was a good year though.

[Assistant] Good luck! I am sure that it will go well.

[User] Thanks.  I hope so.  I have been working so hard.

[Assistant] I hope you find out soon.

[User] Me too.  Hope my boss is in a generous mood, ha.


[System] sad: I just got a new puppy last week and now he's dead. He got hit by a car.

[Assistant] I just got a new puppy last week and now he's dead.

[User] Oh my gosh.  I am so sorry.  What happened?

[Assistant] He got hit by a car.

[User] Oh no.  Poor thing!  Hope you are hanging in there.


[System] content: This weekend was very stressful at work, but I have been able to relax during the weekend and read good books.

[Assistant] This weekend was very stressful at work, but I have been able to relax during the weekend and read good books.

[Assistant] That is good, reading always relaxes me too.

[Assistant] Yes I have always love reading.  Nothing like reading a good book and a glass of red wine to be happy again after a hard week.

[Assistant] Yes, curling up in bed with those things can relax you like nothing else!


[System] hopeful: I put in an application for a new home and I am really wishing to get it! I've searched everywhere for a home like this!

[Assistant] I put in an application for a new home and I am really wishing to get it!

[Assistant] That is exciting!   How long will it take before they give you and answer?

[Assistant] I'm not sure but I have searched everywhere for a home like this, I will be so upset if I don't get it.

[Assistant] I hope everything goes great and you get your new home!


[System] disappointed: I felt let down by the Patriots when they lost to the Eagles...but I had to give them props since they were the underdogs

[Assistant] Man the Patriots let me down last year...but gotta give the Eagles props they came ready

[User] Ah a Patriots fan. Sorry about that, but they've been so great in the past, you should feel pride in that.

[Assistant] True. Brady's got too many haters cuz he's been gold since day 1

[User] He really is a talented player, I must admit.


[System] joyful: My daughter received several awards at the school awards ceremony. I was proud of her hard work to earn them.

[User] I went to my daughter's awards ceremony at school recently.

[Assistant] How was that experience for you

[User] It was really wonderful seeing her go up for so many awards.

[Assistant] You must have been proud.  But she wouldn't be there if you didn't persistently push her to do her best


[System] apprehensive: I used to be nervous if someone tried to confront me or start a fight...but since I've taken up boxing mma and wrestling I really don't fear anybody

[Assistant] I used to get nervous and anxious whenever someone would try to start a fight or argument with me...now I don't ever back down, and it helps I've been boxing and wrestling for 5 years

[User] I am glad to hear that. It can take a lot for some people to be confident like that. I am glad you got over your issues with it.

[Assistant] Yes too many people talk a big game but can't back it up.  Sometimes I just want someone to blatantly talk crap so I don't have to do any talking hahaha

[User] Yeah, I know exactly what you mean.


[System] disappointed: My kid lied to me yesterday.

[User] My kid lied to me yesterday.

[User] I've had that happen before.  Its like they are trying to become professionals at it. Was it a whopper?

[User] Not really, they are young, but they were trying to get a sibling in trouble instead of themselves.  I wasn't expecting it at such a young age...only 3.

[User] I think they would lie sooner if they could.  My kid told me flat out that her brother did something when it was impossible that he could've so I knew instantly.  Its humorous while they're young watching them get into such a deep hole.


[System] guilty: I told my husband that I was going to see a friend when I didn't. I went to a party planner's place.

[User] I told my husband that I was going to see a friend when I didn't. I went to a party planner's place.

[User] Are you going to have a surprise party?

[User] Yes! I feel bad for lying to him but I would only ever do it for his own good.  Its nagging at me already though.  I might up the date of the party so I don't have to lie too much!

[User] I know that is hard, but it's alright if you do it for the right reasons.  You all will be able to laugh about it when it's all over.  Have fun!

[User] Thanks!  I feel better with you saying that. Its going to be a huge bash with tons of vegan food!  I'm usually pretty good at keeping lies. ha ha.


[System] embarrassed: The other day at work when I was in the elevator I realized I had an extra-button from my shirt unbuttoned,  And I wondered since when it has been like that and the people I had met.

[Assistant] The other day at work when I was in the elevator I realized I had an extra-button from my shirt unbuttoned,

[Assistant] Oh geez, I know how that is. How long do you think it had been that way?

[Assistant] I am not sure I just wondered about that and who were the people I had met.

[Assistant] That's pretty interesting. Well, I hope you get that all sorted out!


[System] anxious: I used to be nervous getting in the pool when I was a little kid because it would remind me of when I almost drowned...but swimming lessons took care of that, I'm glad my parents pushed me and gave me confidence to be on the swim team

[Assistant] When I was a kid I almost drowned so I would be nervous getting in the pool...but since my parents put me in swimming lessons I gained confidence and even joined the swim team

[Assistant] Wow, good for you finding the courage to overcome your fear! I can understand why you were nervous after what you went through.

[Assistant] Yes it was scary.  But I'm grateful for my parents for nipping it in the bud...sometimes that kind of fear stays with a person for the rest of their life

[Assistant] I completely understand. Your parents sound like great people.


[System] confident: swim competition

[Assistant] I used to swim competitively when I was a kid. I started around 4th grade.

[Assistant] That is great.  Do you still swim?

[Assistant] No not anymore. I wish I did but I have gotten kind of lazy since those days.

[Assistant] Well you can start slowly, I'm sure you will find your motivation again


[System] anticipating: I can't wait for my new nephew to be born, it should happy at any moment.

[Assistant] I can't wait for my new nephew to be born, it should happens at any moment

[Assistant] That is so exciting! I love babies. Do you know what his name will be?

[Assistant] Not they haven't decided yet, they first want to see how he looks like.

[Assistant] Thats a neat way to decide on a name. We picked our kids names months in advance. Luckily their names fit them well.


[System] disgusted: I tried my mother in law's cooking for the first time the other day. It was the worst thing I've ever tasted.

[Assistant] I tried my mother in law's cooking for the first time the other day.

[Assistant] Soooo how was it?

[Assistant] It was the worst thing I've ever tasted. Really disgusting.

[Assistant] Oh no haha. I'm guessing you at least had to be polite and pretend like you didn't want to puke?

[Assistant] Yes and it was hard to do haha


[System] joyful: When I was a kid I used to live in Hong Kong and we would watch fireworks during Chinese New Year with a parade of dancing dragons.  It was pretty sweet

[Assistant] Chinese New Year in Hong Kong was always a happy time.  I spent 2 years there cuz of my dad's job and we would go see the parade with dancing dragons and live music, it was pretty sweet

[Assistant] Crazy, was it like the movies?

[Assistant] Pretty much

[Assistant] Reminds me of that Eddie Murphy movie!


[System] disgusted: I saw a guy at the mall wearing a cut off tank top like you used to see in the 80's except he was 400 pounds.

[User] I saw a guy at the mall wearing a cut off tank top like you used to see in the 80's except he was 400 pounds.

[Assistant] Lmao sounds like a confident dude

[User] Yeah, I looked at my wife and said that he must have lost a bet.

[Assistant] Or he's looking for his soulmate


[System] terrified: I used to eat McDonald's every time I would get drunk in college...now I'm scared to even touch it haha

[Assistant] McDonald's used to be my go-to when my college friends and I got drunk...now I'm scared to even touch it haha

[User] I hear you.  I still love the McNuggets, but I never eat them since I went Vegan.

[Assistant] That's awesome.  I alternate between meat days and vegetarian days, I definitely notice more energy in my body

[User] It's the best,  but it is hard to give up the delicious fried meats, though.


[System] terrified: I took a helicopter ride for a date one time and the helicopter malfunctioned. We had to do an emergency landing.

[Assistant] I took a helicopter ride for a date one time and the helicopter malfunctioned.

[Assistant] Oh my goodness!  What happened?!

[Assistant] We ended up being okay. We had to do an emergency landing.

[Assistant] I bet you and your date were shaken up!


[System] devastated: I was driving down a local highway yesterday when someone suddenly pulled out in front of me.  I crashed my faithful 1993 Corvette!  I am SO heartbroken!

[Assistant] Yesterday I was driving down my local highway when suddenly a car pulled right out in front of me!

[Assistant] Did you crash!?

[Assistant] Yes!  I think I totaled my 1993 little red Corvette!  I am so heartbroken!

[Assistant] I am so sorry that happened to you!


[System] jealous: My best friend have recently been spending a lot of time with some people from her work.  It seems she doesn't have much time to spend with me anymore.

[Assistant] My best friend have recently been spending a lot of time with some people from her work.

[User] That stinks.  I always feel left out when that happens to me.  Even more so when I know the people from my best friend's work so when I can't be involved, its hard.  How do you feel about it?

[Assistant] I am not happy  that it seems she doesn't have much time to spend with me anymore.

[User] I'm sorry.  Make sure to reach out to her and tell her how you feel.  If she's a good friend, she'll understand and make an effort to make time for you but don't let it make you bitter.


[System] terrified: We had an intruder three nights ago who went through all out stuff while we were sleeping and ransacked our basement.

[User] We had an intruder three nights ago who went through all out stuff while we were sleeping and ransacked our basement.

[Assistant] How terrifying!  Did the intruder took anything or was he just some kind of creep?

[User] He took the only nice ring I had and a bunch of stuff from our basement and our tv.  It was horrifying!  I'm usually a light sleeper but I didn't even hear him. I'm looking into an alarm system.

[Assistant] That is so awful.  I imagine you won't feel safe again until you get the alarm.  You can also get a big dog to help you keep safe.


[System] afraid: My daughter screamed because there was a humongous spider on the kitchen floor. It turned out to be a pretty small one.

[User] I was eating breakfast when my daughter screamed, "There a humongous spider behind you!"

[User] Oh man, that would have freaked me out what did you do?

[User] I thought there'd be some huge tarantula, but it turned out to be just a tiny little thing. I caught it and let it out outside.

[User] It seems your daughter may over exaggerate things a little bit.


[System] guilty: I told my best friends secret to another one of our friends. I have never felt so bad about anything.

[Assistant] I told my best friends secret to another one of our friends.

[Assistant] Why did you do it?  Do you now feel bad about it?

[Assistant] It just came out, I didn't mean to. I have never felt so bad about anything.

[Assistant] Well maybe you can tell your friend and ask him/her to forgive you.


[System] confident: I've trained very hard, so I believe I will be fine in a 5k race I have next week.

[Assistant] I've trained very hard, so I believe I will be fine in a 5k race I have next week

[Assistant] Well if you trained as hard as you stated, I am sure you will do great!

[Assistant] i certainly hope so,  I will also rest before the race and eat right to improve my odds of doing well.

[Assistant] Sounds like a great plan. Good luck!


[System] impressed: Looking at how far I've come in life I'm pretty amazed at my progress.

[Assistant] I wake up every morning and I'm just amazed at the man I am.  Like, you've come pretty far Buddy keep shooting for the moon...cuz I used to be a worthless deadbeat

[User] That's whats up!

[Assistant] Yessir no way to go but up

[User] Keep it up. Failure is for dweebs.


[System] caring: I recently had surgery for a kidney stone.  I am so thankful for my wife who took such good care of me after the surgery.  I was under her care for two weeks, but she was so considerate to all my needs.

[Assistant] I hope you never have kidney stones, but I have had several.  A month ago, I had to have surgery because one was lodged and was too big to pass.

[Assistant] Ouch, that sounds so painful!  No I have never have them.  Do you know you can avoid them in the future?

[Assistant] No, I wish I did.  But, in spite of all that, I have such an awesome wife.  She took care of me post-surgery.  For over two weeks, she was so considerate and helpful to all my needs.  I was down, but she really helped me.

[Assistant] That is great that your wife took such great care of you!   I hope you are now feeling completely recovered.

[Assistant] Thank you.  You are very kind.


[System] ashamed: I have a small party at my house last night and didn't invite my best friend.  Now I feel bad about it.

[Assistant] I have a small party at my house last night and didn't invite my best friend.

[Assistant] Oh, really?  Was something wrong?

[Assistant] No, I just though she wouln't get along with the other people I had, but I still feel bad I didn't even tell her about the party.

[Assistant] I can understand your feelings; but I suspect you made the right decision.  Maybe it is something you can talk with your friend about.  A good friend will understand.


[System] furious: Someone  keyed my new car yesterday at work.  I don't know who that was and it is better for them it keeps that way, or I will make them pay for it and denounce them to the police.

[Assistant] Someone keyed my new car yesterday at work.

[Assistant] Oh no! Did you find out who?

[Assistant] No,  I don't know who that was and it is better for them it keeps that way, or I will make them pay for it and denounce them to the police.

[Assistant] You should look for camera in the area, they could help you catch the perp.


[System] confident: I had to go and take a test in order to get certified, and I was feeling really good about it. I have been studying for days

[Assistant] I had to go and take a test in order to get certified, and I was feeling really good about it. I have been studying for days

[Assistant] What are you getting certified for?  It seem that you were weel prepared.

[Assistant] I am going to be a certified pharmacy technician. I cant wait to find out if I made it

[Assistant] That is great.  I wish you the best of luck!


[System] impressed: I went to a magic show last weekend. The magician's tricks were really amazing. It takes a lot of talent to do that.

[User] I went to a magic show last week. The magician was really talented.

[Assistant] That's cool.  Was he better than Cris Angel

[User] Oh yeah, definitely. It takes a lot of skill to be able to perform like that.

[Assistant] What kind of tricks did he do


[System] grateful: I'm thankful that I've got more balls that most people...moved to South TX after living in MN for 15 years with my parents, no friends family or connection...and now I'm fully self employed living the dream every day

[Assistant] I thank God everyday for having big balls...moved to South TX after living in MN for 15 years with my parents, no friends family or connection...and now I'm fully self employed living the dream every day

[User] Congratulations! It takes a lot of courage to move away from home like that.

[Assistant] Totally.  Used to work a 9-5 job that I hated and that's over too.  Life just keeps getting better and better

[User] It's great that you're so positive about life.


[System] joyful: My husband comes home tomorrow from a month long business trip!  I am so excited and cleaning the house and getting things all ready!

[User] My husband comes home tomorrow from a month long business trip! I am so excited and cleaning the house and getting things all ready!

[Assistant] Oh you are such a great wife! I think he will totally appreciate it! Are you doing anything nice for him?

[User] I'm making his favorite dinner and got my parents to take the kids after he spends some time with them so we can have a proper date!

[Assistant] Oh, sounds very romantic! Have fun my friend!


[System] anxious: I have a surgery coming up on Monday.

[User] I have a surgery coming up on Monday.

[Assistant] Oh no. Are you scared at all?

[User] I am very nervous.  It is completely optional so I might just cancel it.

[Assistant] Well if you do decide to go through with it, I wish you the best and quick healing!


[System] grateful: I had surgery a few weeks ago, and my friends all brought me casseroles so that I wouldn't have to make dinner as I healed.

[User] I had surgery a few weeks ago. It was tough, but my friends really helped out.

[Assistant] Oh my, what did you have surgery for?

[User] My knee. But what's important is that my friends brought over dinner for a week so I wouldn't have to cook. They're really wonderful and I'm very lucky to have them as friends.

[Assistant] That's really nice! I hope you recover really quick!


[System] prepared: I am going to take a test to see if I can get certified and I feel really confident. I cant wait!

[Assistant] I am going to take a test to see if I can get certified and I feel really confident. I cant wait!

[User] Great! I'm sure you've prepared a lot for it. Good luck!

[Assistant] I have been studying for days

[User] I'm sure you'll do well.


[System] prepared: I am going to the beach tomorrow and I believe I have packed everything we will be needing there.

[Assistant] I am going to the beach tomorrow and I believe I have packed everything we will be needing there.

[Assistant] Oh how exciting! I love the beach! Are you bringing lots of snacks and drinks?

[Assistant] I am bringing some and beer too, but I hope I have remembered  all the rest like swimsuit, lifesavers, beach toys, towels, sun blocker , etc.

[Assistant] Oh yes don't forget the sun block. Very important! Well I hope you all have fun out there! I am jealous!


[System] furious: Yesterday my dog found my leather loafers and thought they were a chew toy. I was livid when I found the lumps that used to be my nice shoes. That mutt!

[Assistant] Yesterday I found my dog chewing my leather loafers. Apparently he thought they were a chew toy. I was livid.

[Assistant] They must have tasted good!

[Assistant] Yeah at least he got a good snack. I will have to keep my closet closed from now on!

[Assistant] Lesson learned, that's for sure


[System] afraid: We had a huge black snake in our backyard today and couldn't catch it.  Now I am looking all over the place whenever I go outside. Waiting for it to shock me.

[User] We had a huge black snake in our backyard today and couldn't catch it. Now I am looking all over the place whenever I go outside. Waiting for it to shock me.

[Assistant] Guess you're just going to have to evacuate or something!

[User] I want to!  I hate snakes and am terrified to go outside!  We've caught about 5 this year and taken them to a field and by we, I mean my husband because I am never involved. ha ha.

[Assistant] Better not go on any planes!


[System] disappointed: I went to the gym today to register with a promotion were I was supposed to get 1 free month.  But it turned out the promotion was expired.

[Assistant] I went to the gym today to register with a promotion were I was supposed to get 1 free month. But it turned out the promotion was expired.

[User] Oh no! I hate when things like that happen. You can sometimes still get it if you try to speak to the manager

[Assistant] I tried to but he was not available at the time, I guess I will tried again tomorrow.

[User] Yea...sometimes gym managers tend not to be there which is a pain. I hope it works out for you, though!


[System] ashamed: I accidentally told my best friend's secret to a mutual friend. I feel so bad about it because I know it was wrong!

[User] I accidentally told my best friend's secret to a mutual friend

[Assistant] You must feel awful about it!  What are you going to do?  Are you telling your friend?

[User] I do! It just sort of...slipped out. I feel obligated to tell my friend I did it because it would be even worse if it came back to bite me later

[Assistant] Yes I believe it is better.  I hope your friend understand.


[System] sad: I used to be miserable when no one would text me and I'd spend the weekend solo at my parents' house...now I've got to turn off my phone just to get away from it all

[Assistant] I used to be miserable when no one would hit me up and I'd spend the weekend solo at my parents' house...now I turn off my phone just to keep from getting distracted

[User] That sounds sad.  What are you getting distracted from?

[Assistant] Stacking my dough sky high....too many alcoholic friends and tinder chicks texting me haha

[User] Well, that sounds admirable.  Focusing on making money so you can be independent.


[System] embarrassed: I walked out the grocery store and walked to my car.  I opened the passenger door to set my groceries down.  I paused because I noticed items in the car that were not mine.  It wasn't my car.

[User] You'll never believe what I did today.

[Assistant] Try me

[User] I walked out of the grocery store and put my bags in the wrong car.  It looked just like mine and the doors were unlocked.

[Assistant] haha oh man did the owner get mad...or did he just laugh it off

[User] He didn't know.  Thankfully.  I noticed items in the car that weren't mine.  Grabbed my bags and made for my car.  LOl.


[System] guilty: When I used to have a six pack I felt like I betrayed myself everytime I would eat anything with a milligram of sugar....now I just don't care

[Assistant] When I was ripped with a six pack I used to feel like I was cheating myself if I had anything with sugar...now I'll eat whatever I want and still be in great shape

[Assistant] That is awesome. What changed?

[Assistant] My metabolism I guess...or lifting weights, it was all body weight routines back then

[Assistant] Can fat really turn into muscles? Asking for myself? lol


[System] faithful: My car is very reassuring. I can count on it to take me anywhere I need to go. I am so in love with Toyota.

[Assistant] I really enjoy Toyota cars. You can count on them to take care of you for a while!

[Assistant] I rented a Corolla once.  It had great responsiveness, was speeding like a mofo

[Assistant] Right. I have a camry! Its an 2007. I have not had any major problem, that the manufactor has paid to fix! Ive had a corolla also!

[Assistant] I'm more of a Honda guy tbh.  My Civic lasted me a 21hr nonstop drive from MN to South TX and she still runs good as new

[Assistant] I heard they were good.. Thats the next best car to own.. Good Luck!


[System] disgusted: Yesterday something was smelling awful in the kitchen and after a lot of search it turned out that it was some eggs that have rotten over the counter.

[Assistant] Yesterday something was smelling awful in the kitchen and after a lot of search it turned out that it was some eggs that have rotten over the counter.

[Assistant] Gross!  That must have been disgusting!

[Assistant] Yes it was! But at least it was not some dead animal as I was afraid it could be.

[Assistant] That is true!  way to look at the bright side!


[System] guilty: Yesterday I wasn't paying attention while driving and almost his a person in a crosswalk.  I felt so bad and knew I was in the wrong.

[Assistant] Yesterday I wasn't paying attention while driving and almost hit a person in a crosswalk.  I felt so bad and knew I was in the wrong.

[Assistant] How scary!   Thank god nothing bad happened after all.

[Assistant] Yeah, I learned my lesson for sure.

[Assistant] That is the important thing,  I always keep reminding myself to focus while driving too.


[System] nostalgic: I miss the old days when I lived at home with my parents. We had a nice house and I didn't have to do anything but school and play with my friends. Now I have responsibilities.

[Assistant] I sure miss the days when I was young and living at home. We had a nice house and all I had to do was schoolwork and play with my friends.

[Assistant] True, you must be feeling nostalgic, kids going back to school and all

[Assistant] Yeah now I have responsibilities. I wish I could go back to how things were.

[Assistant] Someone needs to invent a time machine!


[System] faithful: I've failed a lot of diets in the past, but this time I've been able to stay dedicated for the past four months. I'm seeing great progress now!

[User] I've struggled with my weight for years and my ability to stick to a diet, but for the past four months I have been very dedicated to a new diet approach! I'm seeing amazing results.

[Assistant] that is awesome. i too have had the same issues.

[User] I'm trying a new thing where I'm fasting for 16 hours a day by skipping breakfast. Makes it so much easier to stay faithful to a diet plan!

[Assistant] i wouldn't eat until 11 am and then stop eating by 9pm

[User] Yeah, that sounds like a really good idea!

[Assistant] it's not as hard as i thought it would be. certainly helps with staying within a certain amount of calories per daay.


[System] ashamed: i sometimes feel badly for the way our clothes and home look

[Assistant] i sometimes feel badly for the way our clothes and home look

[User] Aww, why's that? Do you live in an older home>?

[Assistant] our home was built in 1926. it's a sturdy home but needs some updates

[User] Hey, don't worry about what other people think! As long as you have a safe roof over your head and your family is happy, that's all that matters!

[Assistant] we are but then my clothes is older i'm talking about weekly wear for over 10 years and i want to get some newer stuff but i am really trying to work on losing weight


[System] terrified: I had someone break into my garage the other day.

[User] I had someone break into my garage the other day.

[User] Oh no.  Did they do damage or steal anything?

[User] They stole my kids bikes and some tools.  It is scary to think they were that close to my house.  I have beefed up the security since then.

[User] That is definitely scary.  I don't understand why people want to steal from others.  Get a dang job!


[System] faithful: I completed a qualifying test for a requester.  I am waiting to hear back whether or not I passed.  I hope I did.

[User] I completed some tests for qualifications.  I'm anxiously waiting to see if I passed.

[User] Was that for work?

[User] Yes.  I'm trying to add on to my skill set.  Hopefully for better paying work.

[User] I'm sure you are going to do great.  I really hope you do get a better paying job as a result.  Good luck!

[User] Thank you.  I'm sure I will.  It's still nerve wracking none the less.


[System] angry: One time my friend and I were going to a concert and we had both paid for front row tickets...I was so mad at myself when we got there and I forgot it back home

[Assistant] Buddy of mine and I had both paid for front row tickets to a concert...I was so mad at myself when we got there and I forgot it back home

[Assistant] Oh that sucks! How far do you live from the venue?

[Assistant] At the time I lived almost an hour away and parking was packed so I knew it was a lost cause...ended up getting some chick's number at the bar later though lol

[Assistant] Sorry you missed the concert. That is a bummer! But it came with some perks I guess. You met a girl!


[System] trusting: When I was a child I fell from the slide, but my father caught me before I hit the ground. I was  very happy.

[User] When I was a young child, I fell off of the slide, but my father caught me before I hit the ground. I knew I could count on my dad after that day.

[Assistant] What a nice story and how wonderful to feel so protected!

[User] Thank you, and most certainly! Parents can make a big impact in a child's life.

[Assistant] Yes I am sure that have make you or will make you in the future a wonderful parent too!


[System] anxious: I am waiting for some blood and other test I have to had last week, because I was not feeling well.  I hope everything is ok.

[Assistant] I am waiting for some blood and other test I have to had last week, because I was not feeling well.

[User] Oh no! I hope that you get well soon and that the tests come back okay!

[Assistant] I am already feeling better, but I hope everything is fine.

[User] Me too! I'm not sure what you might be going through but do consider making sure youre eating a good amount of fruits and veggies. Herbs too, they're all healing and helpful to the body.


[System] content: I'm having a pretty good day today. Got a lot done that I needed to do and now I'm able to relax for the rest of the day.

[User] Today was a great day. I was able to knock out a bunch of stuff that needed to be done and now I have the rest of the day to relax. Just sitting around with a nice cup of coffee. Very peaceful.

[Assistant] Good to hear, coffee is the bomb!

[User] Gotta have at least one cup every morning! Without it, I feel like my day never gets started.

[Assistant] So much winning, but with coffee it never gets old


[System] embarrassed: I fixed a cup of coffee for my mother in law and forgot to tell her that we don't use sugar, but artificial sweetener instead and she spat the coffee out as a reaction.

[User] At my home we use artificial sweetener instead of sugar in our coffee. I was fixing my mother in law a cup of coffee and it slipped my mind that we don't use sugar and so I handed the cup to her. She ended up spitting coffee everywhere as a reaction. I feel like an idiot.

[Assistant] Did she forgive you?

[User] Yeah, she laughed it off and she actually felt bad for spitting it out.

[Assistant] That must've been funny


[System] furious: I was at work and my friend left to go to the bathroom and didn't come back for what seemed like 30 minutes! There were so many customers that I had to deal with!

[Assistant] I was at work and my friend left to go to the bathroom and didn't come back for what seemed like 30 minutes! There were so many customers that I had to deal with!

[User] Jeeze, I hope he really had to go, otherwise he must have been slacking off on purpose!

[Assistant] He did, when he came back I was mad but he really picked up the rest of the day leaving me little work

[User] Well that's good, at least he didn't do it on purpose. Otherwise I would have found a way to get back at him. Maybe laxatives to make him REALLY go!


[System] joyful: My boyfriend recently proposed! My heart was filled with happiness!

[Assistant] My boyfriend recently proposed!

[Assistant] Oh, congratulations! That's awesome. When's the wedding?

[Assistant] We haven't set a date yet, but my heart is filled with happiness

[Assistant] I can imagine. Now you have to get planning the wedding. Should be fun


[System] furious: My brother borrowed my bike without telling me, and then it got stolen.

[Assistant] My little brother took my bike without asking me, and he left it outside the shop, then it got stolen! I'm so angry right now

[Assistant] That was very careless of him, I'm sorry.

[Assistant] Yeah, he does things like this all the time. He doesn't have any money to replace it, either.

[Assistant] Maybe you should talk with him and let him know how serious of an issue it is to you.


[System] prepared: I recently had a hurricane hit my city. Luckily I had planned well and had all the supplies I needed to stay safe until the storm passed. I am glad I thought ahead.

[Assistant] Last year a hurricane hit my area. Luckily I had planned well and had all the supplies I needed to stay safe. I am always thinking ahead like that.

[User] Sorry to hear that, I'm glad you were prepared.

[Assistant] Yeah I had plenty of food, batteries, first aid, and entertainment to keep me busy. It wasn't so bad.

[User] You did the right thing. You should always stay ready for a disaster.


[System] sentimental: I studied for 4 year at the university. I will be graduating this year with honors.

[User] I studied for four years at the university.

[Assistant] Cool, what did you study?

[User] I majored in Political Science. I will be graduating this year.

[Assistant] Nice, I bet you can't wait to graduate.


[System] hopeful: I am confident I will soon find a well paying job that will allow me to pay my student dent.

[Assistant] I am confident I will soon find a well paying job that will allow me to pay my student debt

[Assistant] Those are such high payments, be sure to get your plan based on your income, it really helps.

[Assistant] I will thank you for the advise.  Yes it is hard, I am glad to hear some schools will be free son so student don't get such a load.

[Assistant] Yes, the US takes advantage of the need for education. I hope you find a job you love, and don't forget that they have lots of payment options.


[System] afraid: I have a phobia of water, and my boyfriend made me go out on his boat last weekend.

[Assistant] I have a phobia of water, and my boyfriend made me go out on his boat last weekend.

[User] Oh that sounds mean.  How did you do?

[Assistant] I was very scared and I won't be doing it again!

[User] Are you two still going out?


[System] guilty: My daughter got a birthday card full of money this week and I took the cash before she could see it.

[User] My daughter got a birthday card full of money this week and I took the cash before she could see it.

[Assistant] Well, that was terrible of you. Why would you do that?

[User] I'm desperate for cash.  I feel really bad about it, but I like having my knee caps intact.  I guess she'll find another way to pay for college anyway.

[Assistant] Wow.... I certainly hope so.


[System] grateful: I hurt my neck today. I must have slept on it wrong and my sweet husband gave me a neck massage to help. It was so sweet.

[User] I hurt my neck today. I must have slept on it wrong and my sweet husband gave me a neck massage to help. It was so sweet.

[Assistant] Ouch, I've done that before. But how sweet of him, sounds like a keeper.

[User] He's the best.  I was able to get up and get cleaning and work done today thanks to him.

[Assistant] Ah, so he had ulterior motives and wanted the chores done! Just kidding. Glad you're feeling better.


[System] grateful: I lost my house in a fire last year. All my friends banded together to help me in any way they could think of.

[Assistant] I lost my house in a fire last year. All my friends banded together to help me in any way they could think of.

[Assistant] Oh no! Did they help you find another home/let you stay with them for a while?

[Assistant] I stayed with some for a while. They also gave me hand me down things that I lost. I am so thankful to have great friends.

[Assistant] That is so great! Its good to know that there are still good people in this world


[System] nostalgic: I was at the fair the other day and I smelled funnel cakes. It reminded me of home

[Assistant] I was at the fair the other day and I smelled funnel cakes. It reminded me of home

[Assistant] I love those. That must have brought up some nice memories.

[Assistant] They did! It reminded me of when my mom used to make them from scratch

[Assistant] Oh I see. Are you far from home?

[Assistant] Yeah


[System] impressed: My boyfriend came home with a brand new car for me, one that I really wanted. I was shocked and very happy.

[Assistant] My boyfriend came home with a brand new car for me, one that I really wanted.

[Assistant] Congrats! Did he choose wisely?

[Assistant] Yes, I was shocked and happy at the same time!

[Assistant] Well, you did say it was one you really wanted. How nice of him to do that for you.


[System] excited: I haven't seen my son in 2 years since he left for the military. He told me he is coming to visit me for my birthday. I can't wait.

[User] I haven't seen my son in 2 years since he left for the military.

[Assistant] Oh, that must be heartbreaking for you. Do you know where he is?

[User] I don't but he told me he will be home to visit me for my birthday. I can't wait!

[Assistant] That would be the best birthday present ever! I know he'll make every effort possible to be with you.


[System] disappointed: I recently found out my grandfather has cancer. I was so sad to hear the news. He is a great guy and doesn't deserve it.

[Assistant] I recently got the news that my grandfather has cancer. I was so had to hear that because he is a great guy and doesn't deserve it.

[User] I am so sorry to hear that. That kind of news is always hard to receive.

[Assistant] Yeah, I just hope it doesn't spread. Perhaps he can still lead a normal life.

[User] They have all kinds of treatments for cancer now. He should have a fighting chance.


[System] surprised: I had not seen my best friend in over 3 years. When I came home from work she was sitting my living room. It was great!

[User] I had not seen my best friend in over 3 years.

[Assistant] Sorry to hear that. What happened to him?

[User] He had just been busy with life. But he was at my house when I got home for work.

[Assistant] Oh that is a nice surprise. I bet you caught up with each other.


[System] disgusted: Something smelled really bad at work the other day. We found an old moldy rotting sandwich in a coworkers desk.

[Assistant] Something smelled really bad at work the other day. We found an old moldy rotting sandwich in a coworkers desk.

[Assistant] Jeez, wonder why they left it there for that long?

[Assistant] I have no idea. We found it after she left. It was really gross. I wonder if her house is that nasty?

[Assistant] Who knows, that's a waste of a good sandwich though!


[System] annoyed: I have a coworker that plays their music so loud I can hear it from their headphones. I keep asking them to turn it down but they keep cranking it up.

[Assistant] I have a coworker that plays their music so loud I can hear it from their headphones. I keep asking them to turn it down but they keep cranking it back up.

[Assistant] That must make you angry. Can you report him?

[Assistant] Ive asked my manager to say something. Hopefully that happens Monday. I cant take it anymore.

[Assistant] I understand. Hopefully he fixes it for you.


[System] angry: A few weeks ago my 3 year old broke my favorite eyeshadows.

[Assistant] Ugh so a few weeks ago my 3 year old broke my favorite eyeshadows.

[Assistant] No way!! Are you ok?

[Assistant] Yeah, I should have probably put it in a safer spot. Oh well.

[Assistant] Did they take anything valuable?


[System] disappointed: I was waiting for a friend to bring some food to the party and they never showed up. I was really sad and we had to go get it ourselves

[Assistant] I was waiting for a friend to bring some food to the party and they never showed up. I was really sad and we had to go get it ourselves

[User] Every found out why they didn't show up?

[Assistant] Yeah, they had to go pick up some of their family. We forgave them and everything is alright now

[User] Well that's understandable. Hope you had a great party afterwards!


[System] caring: I really enjoy my job as a caregiver. While it doesn't pay that well, it's very rewarding.

[User] While my job doesn't pay a lot, it's very rewarding. I work as a caregiver and it feels  so good to make someone happy.

[Assistant] That must be amazing! I wish I had your job

[User] It's not hard to get into, honestly. Especially if you know someone who needs help with daily living activities. Seeing a smile on their face when you walk in make it worth it!

[Assistant] It would make me feel amazing to see their face!


[System] proud: My 4 year old just learned how to write his name.

[Assistant] So my 4 year old just learned how to spell his name last week.

[Assistant] Oh that is cool! I bet you are proud.

[Assistant] I am! I've been working so hard with him lately!

[Assistant] It is paying off. That is such a fun age.


[System] annoyed: My phone is not working very well. I am going to have to take it in again.

[Assistant] My phone is acting up again.

[Assistant] Oh no. That sounds annoying. Know what's causing it?

[Assistant] No, but I am going to have to take it in again.

[Assistant] Hopefully you have insurance?


[System] angry: Someone bumped into me in an intersection and took off. I have no idea who it was and now I am left with the cost.

[Assistant] Someone bumped into my car in an intersection and took off.

[User] That's unfortunate. A hit and run is terrible

[Assistant] Yes it is and now I am left to deal with the cost.

[User] I hope things look better. My friend dealt with a similar issue


[System] proud: My son struggled all through school with his grades. This year he will graduating and going off to college.

[User] My son struggled all through school with his grades.

[User] That's unfortuante. I bet he is good now

[User] He is. He will be graduating this year and going off to college.

[User] What university or college?


[System] excited: My 4 year old gets to start preschool in a week.

[Assistant] So my 4 year old gets to start preschool in a week.

[Assistant] Oh how exciting! Are you at all worried how they'll take being separated?

[Assistant] A little. I think that's normal though. Glad he'll start to make new friends though.

[Assistant] Definitely. It will probably be tougher on you than him. Here's to a wonderful first day of preschool for both of you!


[System] sad: My house caught on fire and I lost all my belongings. Im so upset right now. I dont know what I am going to do.

[Assistant] My house caught on fire and I lost all my belongings. Im so upset right now. I dont know what I am going to do.

[Assistant] I am so sorry. That is horrible. Now what?

[Assistant] I need to get insurance to take care of me but I lost some irreplaceable things. Im just down right now.

[Assistant] That must be so difficult. I hope all turns out well.


[System] proud: My son just graduated from college. I cannot believe how fast time went.

[Assistant] My son just graduated from college.

[Assistant] Awesome. That is a huge accomplishment.

[Assistant] I know! It is just crazy how time flies. I know he will do great things.

[Assistant] You must be very proud. Cant wait to see what he does next.


[System] surprised: I got a package in the mail of a purse i wanted and have no idea who it came from.

[Assistant] I got a package in the mail of a purse i wanted and have no idea who it came from.

[Assistant] Wow! That is amazing

[Assistant] Thanks. It was totally unexpected.

[Assistant] I have never had that happen to me


[System] disgusted: I was at a restaurant and I got a hair in my food! I was appalled!

[Assistant] I was at a restaurant and I got a hair in my food! I was appalled!

[Assistant] That's disgusting! Hopefully you got a refund or your food recooked?

[Assistant] I told the waitress and they gave me another plate for free

[Assistant] Good, I bet you were mad. At least they made it right though.


[System] lonely: My family left today after a long visit to my house. I miss them already and wish I lived near them.

[User] My family left today after a long visit to my house. I miss them already and wish I lived near them.

[User] Well hopefully you will see them again soon. I'm sure they will.

[User] I usually see them a couple times a year so maybe near Christmas time.  Its just so quiet and boring now.

[User] You must find joy in your life - something you are passionate about


[System] anxious: I was waiting on some pregnancy test results from the doctor. My appointment is next week and my nerves are all over the place

[Assistant] I was waiting on some pregnancy test results from the doctor.

[Assistant] You must be anxious and excited! Was it expected?

[Assistant] My appointment is next week and my nerves are all over the place

[Assistant] Hope everything goes as planned!


[System] sad: When i was 10 my cat went missing and i found her ran over in the road.

[Assistant] so a while aog my cat went missing and i found her ran over in the road.

[User] That is so sad. Did you find out who did it?

[Assistant] Nope. But i did giver her a little funeral though. I loved that cat.

[User] I feel so sorry for you. I love my pets too.


[System] trusting: I just bough a brand new car. I let my brother drive it even though he isn't a good driver.

[User] I just bought a brand new car,

[Assistant] How exciting! What kind of car is it?

[User] It is a Honda Accord. I let my brother drive even though he is not that good of a driver.

[Assistant] Oh sounds nice. Hopefully he doesn't have any accidents in it.


[System] confident: I've been dieting very hard for the past 3 months in preparation for a bodybuilding show I have coming up. I think I can win this one!

[User] I've been dieting really hard for three months now to get ready for a bodybuilding show I have coming up. The results speak for themselves and I think I got this one in the bag!

[Assistant] Where will the show be?

[User] New Orleans, Louisiana! I'm so hyped up... but hungry. Once it's over and I go home with my first place trophy, I'm going to eat like a pig!

[Assistant] that sounds amazing! check out the french quarter while you are there.

[User] I definitely will. I hear that it's beautiful there!


[System] joyful: I cannot wait for Christmas!  It is such a happy time!

[Assistant] I cannot wait for Christmas!  It is such a happy time!

[Assistant] I love the weather that time of the year. I agree, it is so much fun.

[Assistant] Everything about it just puts me in a good mood!

[Assistant] That is awesome. I love all the food and time off.


[System] proud: I helped tutor my nephew in algebra. He ended up passing with an A. That made me very happy.

[Assistant] I helped tutor my nephew in algebra. He ended up passing with an A. That made me very happy.

[Assistant] You sound like a great uncle!  You must be proud of him!

[Assistant] I am very much so. I think it gave him the boost to continue making good grades.

[Assistant] That is great that you are there to help him out!


[System] disgusted: I walked into a public restroom. I quickly walked when I saw that all the toilets had overflowed and the floor was covered with brown stuff.

[User] I walked into a public restroom then quickly walked out.

[Assistant] i hate to ask why you walked back out

[User] All of the toilets had overflowed and the floor was covered with brown stuff.

[Assistant] gross, i don't blame you, public restrooms are always disgusting


[System] excited: My best friend is coming visit me. I cant wait to go out and party. It has been too long.

[Assistant] My best friend is coming visit me. I cant wait to go out and party. It has been too long.

[Assistant] Ooh fun! Has it been long since the last time you saw them?

[Assistant] Its been about a year. We both moved away after college.

[Assistant] That will be nice to have some time to catch up. Have fun!


[System] prepared: I always like to be ready for a big trip.

[Assistant] I like to be well ready for a big trip, don't you ?

[User] Yes, I love big trips. I spend hours packing!

[Assistant] It's almost as good as going on the trip itself.

[User] That's debatable!


[System] joyful: My wife just gave birth to our 11th child.

[User] My wife just gave birth to our 11th child.

[User] That's awesome! Congratulations.

[User] Thank you!  It is crazy that I feel just as happy about this one as I did 14 years ago when our first was born.

[User] That's great. You have quite the household it seems!


[System] apprehensive: We just bought a used car and we've already had to take it to the shop

[Assistant] We just bought a used car and we've already had to take it to the shop

[User] That's unfortunate. Sometimes used cars can be tough to deal with

[Assistant] Yeah, it's annoying. Hopefully nothing else goes wrong with it.

[User] I hope not. I have a feeling things will get better


[System] ashamed: When i was younger i forgot to pay for a candy bar before leaving the store

[Assistant] One time  i forgot to pay for a candy bar before leaving the store.

[Assistant] Oh no! I have had that happen to me before, too.

[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't get caught but took it back anyway.

[Assistant] Good, I would have too!


[System] apprehensive: I have felt this way while getting ready for graduate school.

[Assistant] I am getting ready to apply to graduate school, and I am feeling a little nervous.

[Assistant] I'm sure you'll do great! Have you been preparing?

[Assistant] I have, I am getting ready to take my graduate exam in 2 weeks.

[Assistant] Good luck! don't be nervous. I'm sure you'll knock it out of the park!


[System] lonely: I recently had a baby and now none of my friends want to hang out with me anymore. The father also left me.

[Assistant] I recently had a baby and now none of my friends want to hang out with me anymore.

[User] Congratulations!  That's awful!  DO they not have kids themselves?  Its a pretty typical thing to happen when you're the first to have a baby among them and they don't understand that lifestyle. I've been there.

[Assistant] Well, the father also left, so for me, I've just felt very sad and isolated

[User] I'm so sorry. My sister was in the very same situation as you and I can tell you, she made it through and her daughter is 9 now.  She kept taking a day at a time and working hard and went back to school to become a nurse. You can do it to. Find some true friends who will support you no matter what.


[System] sad: I just found out the small company I work for is going out of business.  I cried all day Friday when I found out because I love working for them.

[User] I just found out the small company I work for is going out of business. I cried all day Friday when I found out because I love working for them

[Assistant] I am so sorry to hear this. I am sure you will find another job, but it doesn't make it any less painful.

[User] I am worried about finding another job too because I don't have a degree for what I was doing because they taught me how to do it so now I'm not sure who will demand I have a degree.

[Assistant] Just have faith, I am sure it will all turn out!


[System] content: Just last night, I sat on my back porch with my wife, my children, and my guitar.  I was just strumming along and enjoying the time with my family.  My God has been good to me.  Life truly is good.

[Assistant] It was such a nice night last evening, that my wife, my children, and I all sat on the back porch and simply enjoyed the evening together.

[User] That's sounds like a lovely night. I bet it was wonderful

[Assistant] Absolutely.  I played my guitar, we sang, we talked, and just enjoyed the night.  God has been good to me.  Life is good.

[User] I love the guitar, too! That's marvelous


[System] devastated: I was in an occasion and received a call that my friend is dead

[User] I received a call that my friend was dead,  when I was in an occasion

[Assistant] Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry to hear that.

[User] I was not myself at all

[Assistant] How old was your friend?


[System] caring: When my grandma was in hospice I spent every day with her until she passed.

[Assistant] A few years ago when my grandma was in hospice I spent every day with her.

[User] Wow,  you are so caring

[Assistant] I wanted to make sure she wasn't ever alone.

[User] Ohhh,  so how is she now?

[Assistant] Oh she passed away. She was in her 90s with congestive heart failure.


[System] faithful: I'm going up for a promotion at work in a few weeks.

[Assistant] So i'll be going up for a promotion at work in a few weeks.

[User] That's exciting! I wish you the best of luck!

[Assistant] Thanks! Really hoping and believing i'll get it!

[User] It's already yours, hopefully! If not, that means there's something out there better for you.:)


[System] devastated: I came home from school. I found out my dog was run over by a car.

[User] I returned home from school one afternoon to news that my dog was run over by a car.

[Assistant] I'm so sorry! You must've been so sad. Did you find out who did it?

[User] Unfortunately not. I was so upset! Thankfully, my dog was okay - just needed some rest and a cast for a couple of months.

[Assistant] Oh thank goodness! I hate hearing people losing their pets.


[System] excited: I am going on a trip with my best friend next month. We are going to vegas! I cannot wait.

[Assistant] I am going on a trip with my best friend next month.

[User] That's awesome. Where to?

[Assistant] We are going to vegas! I cannot wait!

[User] I hope you have a splendid time! That might be great


[System] sentimental: I am feeling this way because my son's birthday is coming up in a few months.

[Assistant] My son will be turning 2 in a few months, I am a little sad about it.

[User] That is bittersweet! What is his name?

[Assistant] Maddux

[User] That is a unique name, I have 3 sons myself.


[System] afraid: While i was sleeping the other night, my house alarm off. it was scary

[User] As I was sleeping, my burglary alarm went off. It frightened me.

[Assistant] I would have been scared, too! Was it by fault or was someone attempting to break in?

[User] I'm not sure, the motion censor is what was triggered so it could have potentially been a number of things.

[Assistant] Mine did that, too. We had to replace the motion sensor.


[System] impressed: The team from my home state went to the LLWS USA championship game!

[User] My home state was represented in the LLWS!

[Assistant] thats great! what is llws?

[User] Little League World Series

[Assistant] that's great! my kids played baseball


[System] grateful: My parents just gave me the best birthday present ever.

[User] My parents just gave me the best birthday present ever.

[Assistant] How exciting! What is it?

[User] They paid off my car.  I have been trying to save for a house, but I wasn't going to buy one until my car was paid for.  It was going to be 4 years, but now I don't have to wait!

[Assistant] Omg! That really is the best birthday present ever!


[System] sentimental: I found a old ring that was passed down to me from my grandmother the other day.

[Assistant] so I found a old ring that was passed down to me from my grandmother the other day.

[User] That must have been really exciting.  Did you think you had lost it?

[Assistant] Yes, It brought up so many memories.

[User] Were you really close to her?

[Assistant] I was. I was heartbroken when she passed. So glad i found it.


[System] devastated: I applied for a different position at work, and I didn't receive the promotion.

[Assistant] I didn't get the promotion at work that I applied for.

[User] That's unfortunate. You will get the next one, I am sure.

[Assistant] I sure hope so, I worked really hard for this one.

[User] I bet your employer still knows how much you have put in


[System] faithful: Packing for a trip

[Assistant] My husband and I are taking the kids to see my family on Monday. I have been doing laundry and packing so we are ready to go.

[Assistant] That sounds fun! Has it been a while since you seen your family?

[Assistant] I saw my sister about a month ago. We havent seen my parents since Christmas time.

[Assistant] I am glad you are getting to see them!


[System] caring: I felt this way while caring for patients in the Emergency Room.

[Assistant] I really enjoyed caring for the patients in the emergency room at my previous job.

[Assistant] Are you a nurse?

[Assistant] I am!

[Assistant] That is awesome! My sister is a CNA now but in school to become a nurse. Have you worked in any other settings as a nurse?


[System] sentimental: My friend is having a baby. I don't know what a nice gift to get her would be.

[User] My friend is having a baby. What do you think would be a nice gift for a newly expecting mother?

[Assistant] A new mom? Good question, maybe offer to mow their lawn? I don't really know haha

[User] Haha! That's pretty thoughtful, considering they'll be busy with baby stuff! Very creative! Lol. Thanks!

[Assistant] Welcome, and yeah I always disliked mowing the lawn!


[System] grateful: I have a great life. My wife and son are so amazing!

[User] My life is great!

[User] I'm glad. You seem very happy

[User] My wife and son are amazing

[User] I'm glad you have a great family!


[System] sad: My best friend just moved to another state. I don't know what I will do without her

[Assistant] My best friend just moved to another state.

[User] Ah that is depressing! What state?

[Assistant] California. I am in Florida :(

[User] Wow that is a long move!


[System] lonely: When my wife and son are gone from me, i dont like it.

[User] I hate when my wife and son are away from me

[Assistant] I bet it gets lonely

[User] No doubt, and there are too many crazy people in the world

[Assistant] Yes there are. Can't trust anyone these days.


[System] content: I am feeling this way right now with my life. I have a wonderful family!

[Assistant] I am so happy with my life right now.

[User] What is so great?

[Assistant] I have the best family around!

[User] Around town? or what?


[System] sad: My friend was hit by a meteor.

[User] My friend was struck by a meteor

[Assistant] Was his name Joe Dirt?

[User] Actually... yeah. You know him?

[Assistant] I think I heard about them in the news.


[System] devastated: About a year ago I lost my grandmother to cancer. I was really close to her.

[Assistant] About a year ago I lost my grandmother to cancer. I was really close to her.

[Assistant] I'm so sorry. I recently just lost both of my grandparents within a year. I know how you feel.

[Assistant] I'm sorry. It's really tough sometimes even thinking about it.

[Assistant] It really is. Getting older is not fun.


[System] annoyed: I really dont like when someone gets too close to me in line.

[User] I hate when people get too close to me standing in line

[Assistant] Oh my gosh! Me too. It literally makes my skin crawl.

[User] Absolutely, a little space would be nice!

[Assistant] I agree. I avoid going to stores during busy times because I just cant handle being around so many people.


[System] furious: My daughter ruined her outfit.

[Assistant] My son threw a pillow at my daughter while she was eating some pasta. She had on a really cute outfit. Of course it is stained now.

[User] Oh no! Spaghetti sauce is so tough to get out

[Assistant] I know. I think i died a little inside when I saw her clothes.

[User] Lol i am sorry about that! hopefully you can get it out


[System] angry: It really bothers me when people stand close to me in line

[User] It really bothers me when people stand right on top of me in line

[Assistant] Me too. It is a huge pet peeve of mine.

[User] Its not like they can go anywhere so back on up!

[Assistant] Right? Get out of the way!


[System] embarrassed: I lost my swim bottoms at the water park going down the slide.

[Assistant] I lost my bottoms at the water park, while going down the slide. It was horrible.

[User] Was you way down yonder on the Chattahoochee?

[Assistant] I was not, I was at White Water.

[User] Hmmm... Not as interesting


[System] anxious: I was at the doctors office waiting for the results of a blood test and I was a little scared

[Assistant] I was at the doctors office waiting for the results of a blood test and I was a little scared

[User] Oh man I HATE waiting on test results! Gets my anxiety to extreme levels.

[Assistant] I was super anxious! Luckily there wasn't anything abnormal

[User] Well I'm glad to hear you have a clean bill of health!


[System] jealous: My parents bought me an older car, but my friend just got a brand new BMW from his parents! Life is so not fair at all!

[User] I got an older car for my 16th birthday, but my best friend got a BRAND new BMW! Ugh, life is so unfair.

[Assistant] Life is not fair for anybody

[User] I guess you're right. I should just be happy that I got a car period. Some people don't even have cards. It's just hard not to be a little envious.

[Assistant] Yeah, as long as you have a car you are better than most people


[System] jealous: My coworker got the job that I worked so hard to get.

[Assistant] I worked really hard to get a promotion at work, but my coworker did instead.

[User] Sheesh that is terrible. I would have a hard time not leaving

[Assistant] I really enjoy my job, I was just looking for a better opportunity.

[User] Well hopefully something else will come up for you!


[System] proud: I have a baby boy. Everything he does is amazing

[User] My boy is growing up so fast, its amazing the things that change daily

[Assistant] That sure do, how old is your son?

[User] He will be 2 in December!

[Assistant] That is so exciting.. enjoy this time with him.


[System] excited: I am eating at my favorite restaurant next week. i can not wait.

[User] I am eating at my favorite restaurant next week!

[User] I love eating out at a restaurant with great food! Too bad it's too expensive to go every night!

[User] I know that's right, so much more convenient than cooking.

[User] Yeah, I enjoy cooking but it can be so time consuming.