[System] guilty: I lied to my girlfriend once about how much education I had because I felt she would leave me otherwise

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I lied to my girlfriend once about how much education I had because I felt she would leave me otherwise,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1243_conv:2487,2,guilty,I lied to my girlfriend once about how much education I had because I felt she would leave me otherwise,27,Did you ever come clean?,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1243_conv:2487,3,guilty,I lied to my girlfriend once about how much education I had because I felt she would leave me otherwise,273,Yeah, I had to. It was too big of a secret. We had a really, really long talk. But she loves me for me, so she was able to accept it, and I've started working towards almost finishing the education I lied about having in the first place.,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1243_conv:2487,4,guilty,I lied to my girlfriend once about how much education I had because I felt she would leave me otherwise,27,That's good. I always like about not understanfing football when I meet a guy. It makes them feel good lol,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1244_conv:2488,1,devastated,I lost my dog the other day. They were my best friend since 12. Don't know what I'm going to do...,273,I lost my dog the other day. They were my best friend since 12. Don't know what I'm going to do..,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1244_conv:2488,2,devastated,I lost my dog the other day. They were my best friend since 12. Don't know what I'm going to do...,218,I am so sorry.  Our pets are not just pets... they are part of our family.  Go through the grieving process, even if it takes time.  You deserve that.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1244_conv:2488,3,devastated,I lost my dog the other day. They were my best friend since 12. Don't know what I'm going to do...,273,i really appreciate that. It'll be hard... Especially for my son. He doesn't really understand that they're not coming back, since he's just 2,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1244_conv:2488,4,devastated,I lost my dog the other day. They were my best friend since 12. Don't know what I'm going to do...,218,That is difficult.  My son didn't experience until age 10.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1245_conv:2490,1,jealous,I really don't like people with new cars because I cant affors one.,27,I can't afford a new car.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1245_conv:2490,2,jealous,I really don't like people with new cars because I cant affors one.,274,Are you deep in debt with medical expenses?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1245_conv:2490,3,jealous,I really don't like people with new cars because I cant affors one.,27,Deep in debt and poor.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1245_conv:2490,4,jealous,I really don't like people with new cars because I cant affors one.,274,Have you considered talking to a debt counselor?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1245_conv:2490,5,jealous,I really don't like people with new cars because I cant affors one.,27,Actually Im meeting with one soon,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1245_conv:2491,1,joyful,I am excited to be starting law school soon.  I will be attending Syracuse University in the Spring.,274,I will be getting into some major debt myself soon with law school.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1245_conv:2491,2,joyful,I am excited to be starting law school soon.  I will be attending Syracuse University in the Spring.,27,Law school Wow,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1245_conv:2491,3,joyful,I am excited to be starting law school soon.  I will be attending Syracuse University in the Spring.,274,Though the tuition is enormous, I am excited about the challenge that lies ahead.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1245_conv:2491,4,joyful,I am excited to be starting law school soon.  I will be attending Syracuse University in the Spring.,27,I hope you do well,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1246_conv:2493,1,embarrassed,I wasted a beer all of myself at a party and couldnt get dry.,27,I wasted beer all over myself at a party the other night.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1246_conv:2493,2,embarrassed,I wasted a beer all of myself at a party and couldnt get dry.,122,That sounds like a sticky, stinky mess.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1246_conv:2493,3,embarrassed,I wasted a beer all of myself at a party and couldnt get dry.,27,It was all over me and I had no way to get it dry.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1246_conv:2493,4,embarrassed,I wasted a beer all of myself at a party and couldnt get dry.,122,What did you do?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1246_conv:2493,5,embarrassed,I wasted a beer all of myself at a party and couldnt get dry.,27,Went outside til it dried enough. Its warm at night here.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1247_conv:2494,1,excited,School is starting soon. Getting that nervous feeling of being back in college again and having to make sure I can keep up with all of my assignments.,273,School is starting soon. Getting that nervous feeling of being back in college again and having to make sure I can keep up with all of my assignments.,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1247_conv:2494,2,excited,School is starting soon. Getting that nervous feeling of being back in college again and having to make sure I can keep up with all of my assignments.,274,I completely understand.  I will be starting law school myself very soon. ,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1247_conv:2494,3,excited,School is starting soon. Getting that nervous feeling of being back in college again and having to make sure I can keep up with all of my assignments.,273,Law school... Yeah, my dad wanted me to be a lawyer, since he's one. I said no way. I couldn't handle that stress, and I don't have a natural interest in it. But good on you. It's a noble profession.,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1247_conv:2494,4,excited,School is starting soon. Getting that nervous feeling of being back in college again and having to make sure I can keep up with all of my assignments.,274,What year of college are you in?,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1247_conv:2494,5,excited,School is starting soon. Getting that nervous feeling of being back in college again and having to make sure I can keep up with all of my assignments.,273,My senior year!,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1247_conv:2495,1,lonely,Everyone has gone out for the evening and I am home alone.  It feels good to have peace and quiet but it sure seems lonely.,274,It is nights like this when I am alone that I will cherish when I start back to school.  But tonight seems a bit lonely with no one around.,5|5|5_3|3|3,
hit:1247_conv:2495,2,lonely,Everyone has gone out for the evening and I am home alone.  It feels good to have peace and quiet but it sure seems lonely.,273,Sorry to hear that. I'm in the same boat. At least I have two dogs with me. Do you have any friends around,5|5|5_3|3|3,
hit:1247_conv:2495,3,lonely,Everyone has gone out for the evening and I am home alone.  It feels good to have peace and quiet but it sure seems lonely.,274,No but I too have a dog that is great company.,5|5|5_3|3|3,
hit:1247_conv:2495,4,lonely,Everyone has gone out for the evening and I am home alone.  It feels good to have peace and quiet but it sure seems lonely.,273,Yeah, they can be. Except these guys get really rowdy when there's a thunderstorm (like there will be tonight, sadly...). What about yours?,5|5|5_3|3|3,
hit:1248_conv:2496,1,terrified,I get really scared when dogs are around.,4,I really get scared when I am around dogs.,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:1248_conv:2496,2,terrified,I get really scared when dogs are around.,297,Some dogs can be very intimidating. I can understand that. Did something bad happen?,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:1248_conv:2496,3,terrified,I get really scared when dogs are around.,4,I got bite by a dog when I was little.,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:1248_conv:2496,4,terrified,I get really scared when dogs are around.,297,That can be traumatizing to a young person. I hope you can one day overcome your fear. Most dogs are very friendly.,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:1248_conv:2497,1,guilty,I ate the rest of a co-workers sandwich that he was saving. Im feeling pretty bad about it.,297,So I have something to admit. I ate the rest of a co-workers sandwich the other day. I havent told anyone. Not my proudest moment.,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1248_conv:2497,2,guilty,I ate the rest of a co-workers sandwich that he was saving. Im feeling pretty bad about it.,4,That isn't nice.,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1248_conv:2497,3,guilty,I ate the rest of a co-workers sandwich that he was saving. Im feeling pretty bad about it.,297,Yea I know. Someone ate my lunch last week and I remember how mad I was. I know that is not a good enough excuse for what I did. Im feeling pretty bad about it right now.,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1248_conv:2497,4,guilty,I ate the rest of a co-workers sandwich that he was saving. Im feeling pretty bad about it.,4,That isn't nice.,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1249_conv:2498,1,angry,MY kids came in and wasted my last Dr Pepper. Thats my coffee/,27,My kids are so terrible sometimes.,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:1249_conv:2498,2,angry,MY kids came in and wasted my last Dr Pepper. Thats my coffee/,273,That's rough. I've been around my siblings kids long enough to know how rough they can be, even though I don't have my own. How old are they, if you don't mind me asking?,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:1249_conv:2498,3,angry,MY kids came in and wasted my last Dr Pepper. Thats my coffee/,27,3 and 4. They came running in here and wasted my last Dr Pepper. ,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:1249_conv:2498,4,angry,MY kids came in and wasted my last Dr Pepper. Thats my coffee/,273,Dang.. I love Dr. Pepper too. They can be selfish sometimes, but we just have to remember that they have developed the parts of their brain to make them care about more than just themselves.,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:1249_conv:2498,5,angry,MY kids came in and wasted my last Dr Pepper. Thats my coffee/,27,I just want them to go to bed and be infants again. They were sweet then.,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:1249_conv:2499,1,joyful,I get to see my long distance girlfriend in a week! Really happy we managed to afford a plane ticket so we could meet again,273,I get to see my long distance girlfriend in a week! Really happy we managed to afford a plane ticket so we could meet again,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1249_conv:2499,2,joyful,I get to see my long distance girlfriend in a week! Really happy we managed to afford a plane ticket so we could meet again,27,That's awesome. Long distance can be tough.,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1249_conv:2499,3,joyful,I get to see my long distance girlfriend in a week! Really happy we managed to afford a plane ticket so we could meet again,273,It really is. We've been doing it for 5 years though, since I've been in school.,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1249_conv:2499,4,joyful,I get to see my long distance girlfriend in a week! Really happy we managed to afford a plane ticket so we could meet again,27,Wow. I could never do that. I dont think I could.,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1250_conv:2500,1,joyful,My husband was a drug addict and after 15 years of being with him he got clean. He has been clean now for 4 years. I am so proud of him.,228,My husband has been clean from drugs for 4 years now.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1250_conv:2500,2,joyful,My husband was a drug addict and after 15 years of being with him he got clean. He has been clean now for 4 years. I am so proud of him.,273,Dang, that's quite an achievement. Everyone loves a good redemption story. How did you cope with it?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1250_conv:2500,3,joyful,My husband was a drug addict and after 15 years of being with him he got clean. He has been clean now for 4 years. I am so proud of him.,228,It was really hard. I have been with him for 21 years and we have 4 kids, but I am so happy for him and what he has accomplished.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1250_conv:2500,4,joyful,My husband was a drug addict and after 15 years of being with him he got clean. He has been clean now for 4 years. I am so proud of him.,273,That's crazy! You deserve just as much props as he does! I'm glad you guys stuck it through. That's incredibly rare.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1250_conv:2500,5,joyful,My husband was a drug addict and after 15 years of being with him he got clean. He has been clean now for 4 years. I am so proud of him.,228,Yes it is rare. He will be getting his 4 year chip at the NA meeting on Wednesday. It is awesome!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1250_conv:2501,1,afraid,My apartment is getting infested with bugs. I'm not so sure we'll be able to get rid of them entirely...,273,My apartment is getting infested with bugs. I'm not so sure we'll be able to get rid of them entirely..,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1250_conv:2501,2,afraid,My apartment is getting infested with bugs. I'm not so sure we'll be able to get rid of them entirely...,228,That is horrible. I would hate to have to deal with that when it's not my fault.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1250_conv:2501,3,afraid,My apartment is getting infested with bugs. I'm not so sure we'll be able to get rid of them entirely...,273,Yeah, not a lot you can do when they just come from other apartments, even if you kill them in yours. It's gross to think about.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1250_conv:2501,4,afraid,My apartment is getting infested with bugs. I'm not so sure we'll be able to get rid of them entirely...,228,Yeah, they do have those sticky traps that you can put out to catch them once they spray really good. We dealt with roaches before, but got rid of them.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1251_conv:2502,1,disgusted,Stepped in dog poop and tracked it all throughout my parent's house because I didn't know I had done it. Then I had too clean it up. Really annoying...,273,Stepped in dog poop and tracked it all throughout my parent's house because I didn't know I had done it. Then I had too clean it up. Really annoying...,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1251_conv:2502,2,disgusted,Stepped in dog poop and tracked it all throughout my parent's house because I didn't know I had done it. Then I had too clean it up. Really annoying...,4,When did this happen?,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1251_conv:2502,3,disgusted,Stepped in dog poop and tracked it all throughout my parent's house because I didn't know I had done it. Then I had too clean it up. Really annoying...,273,Happened earlier today! The house still stinks.,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1251_conv:2502,4,disgusted,Stepped in dog poop and tracked it all throughout my parent's house because I didn't know I had done it. Then I had too clean it up. Really annoying...,4,You should buy some spray.,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1251_conv:2503,1,faithful,I know my Falcons will win the Super Bowl this year.,4,I know my Falcons will win the Super Bowl this year.,5|5|5_3|3|3,
hit:1251_conv:2503,2,faithful,I know my Falcons will win the Super Bowl this year.,273,Falcons fan, huh? That's cool. I like the Green Bay Packers. You guys knocked us out of the playoffs a couple years ago because of our bad defense :(,5|5|5_3|3|3,
hit:1251_conv:2503,3,faithful,I know my Falcons will win the Super Bowl this year.,4,Yes, I was at that game.,5|5|5_3|3|3,
hit:1251_conv:2503,4,faithful,I know my Falcons will win the Super Bowl this year.,273,Are you serious? I bet that was fun, to see you guys get to the Super Bowl on that. Memorable night.,5|5|5_3|3|3,
hit:1252_conv:2504,1,prepared,I did all of my kids school shopping weeks ago. Beat the crowds.,27,I beat all of the crazy crowds for back to school shopping.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1252_conv:2504,2,prepared,I did all of my kids school shopping weeks ago. Beat the crowds.,4,That was smart.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1252_conv:2504,3,prepared,I did all of my kids school shopping weeks ago. Beat the crowds.,27,I went shopping weeks ago. They need the same stuff every year.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1252_conv:2504,4,prepared,I did all of my kids school shopping weeks ago. Beat the crowds.,4,I hope you didn't pay full price.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1252_conv:2504,5,prepared,I did all of my kids school shopping weeks ago. Beat the crowds.,27,I haven't paid full price for anything since the late 90s,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1252_conv:2505,1,anxious,I am really worried I will let my father down.,4,I am really worried I will let my father down.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1252_conv:2505,2,anxious,I am really worried I will let my father down.,27,Why would you think that?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1252_conv:2505,3,anxious,I am really worried I will let my father down.,4,Cause I usually mess up.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1252_conv:2505,4,anxious,I am really worried I will let my father down.,27,Try hard not too. That's the best you can do,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1253_conv:2506,1,guilty,Ate the last biscuit this morning during breakfast. Then my child came in asking for another one and I felt really bad. Oh well. Maybe I'll get her something as a treat tomorroow.,273,Ate the last biscuit this morning during breakfast. Then my child came in asking for another one and I felt really bad. Oh well. Maybe I'll get her something as a treat tomorroow.,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1253_conv:2506,2,guilty,Ate the last biscuit this morning during breakfast. Then my child came in asking for another one and I felt really bad. Oh well. Maybe I'll get her something as a treat tomorroow.,122,It really makes a parent feel bad when that happens. I live with what my neighbor calls mom guilt.,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1253_conv:2506,3,guilty,Ate the last biscuit this morning during breakfast. Then my child came in asking for another one and I felt really bad. Oh well. Maybe I'll get her something as a treat tomorroow.,273,Hah. Yeah, I'm the same way. But sometimes it's hard to plan how much they want to eat!,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1253_conv:2506,4,guilty,Ate the last biscuit this morning during breakfast. Then my child came in asking for another one and I felt really bad. Oh well. Maybe I'll get her something as a treat tomorroow.,122,very difficult. If you hadn't eaten it the child most likely wouldn't have wanted it.,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1254_conv:2508,1,disappointed,Didn't get to exercise today. I feel like I'm lazy.,273,Didn't get to exercise today. I feel like I'm lazy,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1254_conv:2508,2,disappointed,Didn't get to exercise today. I feel like I'm lazy.,4,You can still exercise now.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1254_conv:2508,3,disappointed,Didn't get to exercise today. I feel like I'm lazy.,273,It's almost 9, and I still have work to do. I want to go jogging, but I don't think I have time :(,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1254_conv:2508,4,disappointed,Didn't get to exercise today. I feel like I'm lazy.,4,You should do it, even 15 minutes.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1254_conv:2509,1,lonely,I wish I had more friends.,4,I wish I had  more friends.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1254_conv:2509,2,lonely,I wish I had more friends.,273,I'm sorry to hear that. Do you think you struggle to communicate with people?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1254_conv:2509,3,lonely,I wish I had more friends.,4,I am very sky.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1254_conv:2509,4,lonely,I wish I had more friends.,273,Shy? Yeah, I get that. I was too, until I started getting out more. The ability to socialize is a muscle you have to work at.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1255_conv:2510,1,trusting,Really hoping my brother comes through and can fix my car so that I don't have to spend as much money to fix it. Otherwise, I don't know how I'll pay rent.,273,Really hoping my brother comes through and can fix my car so that I don't have to spend as much money to fix it. Otherwise, I don't know how I'll pay rent,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1255_conv:2510,2,trusting,Really hoping my brother comes through and can fix my car so that I don't have to spend as much money to fix it. Otherwise, I don't know how I'll pay rent.,7,It is stressful situation. I hope your brother find time to help you.,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1255_conv:2510,3,trusting,Really hoping my brother comes through and can fix my car so that I don't have to spend as much money to fix it. Otherwise, I don't know how I'll pay rent.,273,Yeah, no kidding. If he can't, I'm doomed.,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1255_conv:2510,4,trusting,Really hoping my brother comes through and can fix my car so that I don't have to spend as much money to fix it. Otherwise, I don't know how I'll pay rent.,7,Sorry to hear that,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1255_conv:2511,1,terrified,When I was a kid, I was pulling water from well in my grand father house. When the bucket was out of the well, a live snake was floating inside of it.,7,When I was a kid, I was pulling water from well in my grand father house. When the bucket was out of the well, a live snake was floating inside of it.,5|5|5_3|3|3,
hit:1255_conv:2511,2,terrified,When I was a kid, I was pulling water from well in my grand father house. When the bucket was out of the well, a live snake was floating inside of it.,273,that's crazy. Snakes are one of my worst fears. Was it poisonous, do you know?,5|5|5_3|3|3,
hit:1255_conv:2511,3,terrified,When I was a kid, I was pulling water from well in my grand father house. When the bucket was out of the well, a live snake was floating inside of it.,7,No, I started shouting. I was so scared.,5|5|5_3|3|3,
hit:1255_conv:2511,4,terrified,When I was a kid, I was pulling water from well in my grand father house. When the bucket was out of the well, a live snake was floating inside of it.,273,Hah. I would have to. I would have booked it the second I saw it. People could prank me easily with fake snakes if they wanted to.,5|5|5_3|3|3,
hit:1256_conv:2512,1,annoyed,The other day at work, i kept having to do everyone elses just.  It was frustrating to do someone elses work for them,301,Its frustrating to get paid less than other people when you are doing their job,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1256_conv:2512,2,annoyed,The other day at work, i kept having to do everyone elses just.  It was frustrating to do someone elses work for them,273,Wow, you are? How did you find out?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1256_conv:2512,3,annoyed,The other day at work, i kept having to do everyone elses just.  It was frustrating to do someone elses work for them,301,They were just being lazy, and the work had to get done, so I had to do it,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1256_conv:2512,4,annoyed,The other day at work, i kept having to do everyone elses just.  It was frustrating to do someone elses work for them,273,What do you do, if you don't mind me asking?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1256_conv:2512,5,annoyed,The other day at work, i kept having to do everyone elses just.  It was frustrating to do someone elses work for them,301,I work at a retail store and we had a closing checklist that needed to be done,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1256_conv:2513,1,sentimental,Even though they're in their 60s and have been together for the past 30 years, my mom and dad still get giddy around each other. Makes me happy.,273,Even though they're in their 60s and have been together for the past 30 years, my mom and dad still get giddy around each other. Makes me happy,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1256_conv:2513,2,sentimental,Even though they're in their 60s and have been together for the past 30 years, my mom and dad still get giddy around each other. Makes me happy.,301,Thats really awesome that they are still so much in love.  do you have a significant other?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1256_conv:2513,3,sentimental,Even though they're in their 60s and have been together for the past 30 years, my mom and dad still get giddy around each other. Makes me happy.,273,I do! We've been together for six years. I still feel the same way about her as I did the first day. How about you?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1256_conv:2513,4,sentimental,Even though they're in their 60s and have been together for the past 30 years, my mom and dad still get giddy around each other. Makes me happy.,301,Awesome! my wife and I got married 2 years ago, I hope we make it 30 years like your parents!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1257_conv:2514,1,grateful,My dog ran away and some kind person brought him back to me.,99,My dog ran away and some kind person brought him back to me,5|5|5_1|5|5,
hit:1257_conv:2514,2,grateful,My dog ran away and some kind person brought him back to me.,296,That's so awesome! So many times they don't come back. ,5|5|5_1|5|5,
hit:1257_conv:2514,3,grateful,My dog ran away and some kind person brought him back to me.,99,I know I was so thankful and happy to have him back,5|5|5_1|5|5,
hit:1257_conv:2514,4,grateful,My dog ran away and some kind person brought him back to me.,296,Fantastic! What kind of dog is he?,5|5|5_1|5|5,
hit:1257_conv:2515,1,proud,I was very proud of my mom when she got through her surgery.,296,My mom went through a bad surgery and has recovered well.,1|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1257_conv:2515,2,proud,I was very proud of my mom when she got through her surgery.,99,I'm glad to hear. What kind of surgery?,1|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1257_conv:2515,3,proud,I was very proud of my mom when she got through her surgery.,296,She had stomach surgery for holes. She is older and now she  is changing her diet,1|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1257_conv:2515,4,proud,I was very proud of my mom when she got through her surgery.,99,I'm happy she is doing well and making changes!,1|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1257_conv:2515,5,proud,I was very proud of my mom when she got through her surgery.,296,Thank you, you're so nice!,1|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1258_conv:2516,1,disgusted,MY son refuses to go to the potty. He is 3 1/2. I am tired of dirty diapers.,27,I am so tired of cleaning dirty diapers.,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:1258_conv:2516,2,disgusted,MY son refuses to go to the potty. He is 3 1/2. I am tired of dirty diapers.,273,I hear you. I've had to change the diapers of my nieces and nephews for the past 15 years, as they've come and gone.,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:1258_conv:2516,3,disgusted,MY son refuses to go to the potty. He is 3 1/2. I am tired of dirty diapers.,27,MY son is 3 1/2 those are baby poops. He refuses to use the potty though.,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:1258_conv:2516,4,disgusted,MY son refuses to go to the potty. He is 3 1/2. I am tired of dirty diapers.,273,I've never potty trained them. At what age does that normally happen? 3?,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:1258_conv:2516,5,disgusted,MY son refuses to go to the potty. He is 3 1/2. I am tired of dirty diapers.,27,Two if they try. He is stubborn,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:1258_conv:2517,1,annoyed,There's a fly inside this house and I can't, for the life of me, kill it. I'm trying to work peacefully and it just keeps buzzing around.,273,There's a fly inside this house and I can't, for the life of me, kill it. I'm trying to work peacefully and it just keeps buzzing around,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1258_conv:2517,2,annoyed,There's a fly inside this house and I can't, for the life of me, kill it. I'm trying to work peacefully and it just keeps buzzing around.,27,I hate that. Flies and gnats are so annoying,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1258_conv:2517,3,annoyed,There's a fly inside this house and I can't, for the life of me, kill it. I'm trying to work peacefully and it just keeps buzzing around.,273,Yeah, they are. Especially when they seem to be particularly skilled at being elusive for whatever reason. Like some of them just got additional expert training or whatever,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1258_conv:2517,4,annoyed,There's a fly inside this house and I can't, for the life of me, kill it. I'm trying to work peacefully and it just keeps buzzing around.,27,Lol. It does seem like that sometimes. They can sit on the blinds for forever and move at the last second when you swing the swatter. Like Seal Team Six flies or something.,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:1259_conv:2518,1,grateful,I was grateful to be alive after I survived a car wreck.,296,I was grateful I was live after a car wreck.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1259_conv:2518,2,grateful,I was grateful to be alive after I survived a car wreck.,4,I am glad your ok.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1259_conv:2518,3,grateful,I was grateful to be alive after I survived a car wreck.,296,Thank you! Sorry I meant alive- It is very scary to be in the hospital and having others take care of you,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1259_conv:2518,4,grateful,I was grateful to be alive after I survived a car wreck.,4,I was in a car wreck once.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1259_conv:2518,5,grateful,I was grateful to be alive after I survived a car wreck.,296,Oh no! Glad you are ok too!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1259_conv:2519,1,excited,I can not wait for preseason football Thursday.,4,I can't wait for preseason football Thursday.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1259_conv:2519,2,excited,I can not wait for preseason football Thursday.,296,Are you a big football fan?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1259_conv:2519,3,excited,I can not wait for preseason football Thursday.,4,Yes, I love it more than any other sport.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1259_conv:2519,4,excited,I can not wait for preseason football Thursday.,296,Do you paint your face and buy everything from your favorite team?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1260_conv:2521,1,joyful,My little sister is getting married!  I am so happy for her and can't wait for the wedding!,277,My little sister is getting married!  I am so happy for her and can't wait for the wedding!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1260_conv:2521,2,joyful,My little sister is getting married!  I am so happy for her and can't wait for the wedding!,218,How exciting!  When is the wedding?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1260_conv:2521,3,joyful,My little sister is getting married!  I am so happy for her and can't wait for the wedding!,277,August 11!  I t will be such a happy event.  The wedding is in New Orleans!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1260_conv:2521,4,joyful,My little sister is getting married!  I am so happy for her and can't wait for the wedding!,218,Wow that's right around the corner!  New Orleans is the PERFECT place for a celebration, too!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1261_conv:2522,1,surprised,The other day I won $100 on a scratch off lottery ticket and I couldn't believe my luck,301,The other day I won $100 on a scratch off lottery ticket and I couldn't believe my luck,4|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1261_conv:2522,2,surprised,The other day I won $100 on a scratch off lottery ticket and I couldn't believe my luck,278,I haven't won on a ticket in a long time, but I once one $300!! Spend it on anything fun?,4|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1261_conv:2522,3,surprised,The other day I won $100 on a scratch off lottery ticket and I couldn't believe my luck,301,I was shocked!  I am currently saving up money for a vacation, so it all just went towards that ,4|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1261_conv:2522,4,surprised,The other day I won $100 on a scratch off lottery ticket and I couldn't believe my luck,278,Hey that's still fun! I spent mine on paying off a credit card in part, which is boring but lead to more money in the long run.,4|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1261_conv:2522,5,surprised,The other day I won $100 on a scratch off lottery ticket and I couldn't believe my luck,301,Thats what im currently doing.  Getting rid of that debt,4|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1262_conv:2524,1,prepared,Getting ready to make the toughest decision of my life tomorrow. Have to turn myself in for a hit and run that I did 2 days ago. Guilt has been eating me up.,273,Getting ready to make the toughest decision of my life tomorrow. Have to turn myself in for a hit and run that I did 2 days ago. Guilt has been eating me up,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1262_conv:2524,2,prepared,Getting ready to make the toughest decision of my life tomorrow. Have to turn myself in for a hit and run that I did 2 days ago. Guilt has been eating me up.,4,Why did you lie?,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1262_conv:2524,3,prepared,Getting ready to make the toughest decision of my life tomorrow. Have to turn myself in for a hit and run that I did 2 days ago. Guilt has been eating me up.,273,I was just scared in the moment. It was a complete gut reaction. I thought I didn't deserve to go to jail. But now I realize I do.,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1262_conv:2524,4,prepared,Getting ready to make the toughest decision of my life tomorrow. Have to turn myself in for a hit and run that I did 2 days ago. Guilt has been eating me up.,4,How long will you go for?,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1262_conv:2524,5,prepared,Getting ready to make the toughest decision of my life tomorrow. Have to turn myself in for a hit and run that I did 2 days ago. Guilt has been eating me up.,273,I have no idea... It's something I will find out tomorrow. Any time is too much time.,3|3|3_5|5|5,
hit:1262_conv:2525,1,ashamed,I can't believe I used salt instead of sugar in the cake I baked.,4,I can't believe I used salt instead of sugar in the cake I baked.,5|5|5_3|3|3,
hit:1262_conv:2525,2,ashamed,I can't believe I used salt instead of sugar in the cake I baked.,273,Whoaa.... You probably had to throw that away immediately, huh? Don't worry, my sister-in-law forgot to put eggs in a cake one time and it came out like a brick.,5|5|5_3|3|3,
hit:1262_conv:2525,3,ashamed,I can't believe I used salt instead of sugar in the cake I baked.,4,Yes, it was a disaster.,5|5|5_3|3|3,
hit:1262_conv:2525,4,ashamed,I can't believe I used salt instead of sugar in the cake I baked.,273,Well, you live and you learn. At least you can bake, or try to. I don't hardly cook at all, besides simple things!,5|5|5_3|3|3,
hit:1263_conv:2526,1,grateful,My wife has been sick for more than 12 years and she is finally feeling better and I am so happy.,294,My wife has been very sick for the last 12 years and is finally feeling better and I am so happy!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1263_conv:2526,2,grateful,My wife has been sick for more than 12 years and she is finally feeling better and I am so happy.,273,Whoa! That's incredible. What caused the change, finally?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1263_conv:2526,3,grateful,My wife has been sick for more than 12 years and she is finally feeling better and I am so happy.,294,We changed our diet to completely plant based food and in 2 months she turned a corner!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1263_conv:2526,4,grateful,My wife has been sick for more than 12 years and she is finally feeling better and I am so happy.,273,I've heard about people doing that... Man, it's incredible how much your diet can affect you. I'm really happy for you guys.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1263_conv:2527,1,grateful,I sure am glad I have the mother that I do. She's so patient and forgiving, and kind and caring. She's helped me become the good person that I am today.,273,I sure am glad I have the mother that I do. She's so patient and forgiving, and kind and caring. She's helped me become the good person that I am today,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1263_conv:2527,2,grateful,I sure am glad I have the mother that I do. She's so patient and forgiving, and kind and caring. She's helped me become the good person that I am today.,294,It is wonderful to have a good parent.  They really do shape their children for better or worse.  I'm so glad you have a great mother!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1263_conv:2527,3,grateful,I sure am glad I have the mother that I do. She's so patient and forgiving, and kind and caring. She's helped me become the good person that I am today.,273,I know.. It's sad that we can't choose our parents sometimes, as some of us don't get the greatest ones. But when you do end up having a great parent, and it was just fate, without you choosing, it makes you feel so grateful.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1263_conv:2527,4,grateful,I sure am glad I have the mother that I do. She's so patient and forgiving, and kind and caring. She's helped me become the good person that I am today.,294,I know exactly how you feel.  I have great parents as well and it makes me want to be the same kind of parent for my kids!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1264_conv:2528,1,annoyed,I am on a bus line that is notorious for being late. It usually throws my schedule off.,302,My bus didn't show up on time and I had stand out in the rain for an extra 20 minutes earlier.,4|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1264_conv:2528,2,annoyed,I am on a bus line that is notorious for being late. It usually throws my schedule off.,273,That's odd... Usually buses are always on time. Maybe the weather had something to do with it. I'm sorry to hear that happened to you. All dried off now?,4|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1264_conv:2528,3,annoyed,I am on a bus line that is notorious for being late. It usually throws my schedule off.,302,I'm on a pretty bad bus line, though it would make sense if it was the weather. Yes, all dried off now, thanks!,4|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1264_conv:2528,4,annoyed,I am on a bus line that is notorious for being late. It usually throws my schedule off.,273,Glad to hear it. Hopefully you didn't have any electronics with you... That would be my worst nightmare!,4|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1264_conv:2529,1,content,Had a really good spaghetti dinner tonight. Just relaxing and getting some work done now. Feeling pretty accomplished today.,273,Had a really good spaghetti dinner tonight. Just relaxing and getting some work done now. Feeling pretty accomplished today


[System] content: Had a really good spaghetti dinner tonight. Just relaxing and getting some work done now. Feeling pretty accomplished today.

[User] Big dinners are always a great way to tie everything up at the end of the day. Was it a pretty long day for you?

[Assistant] With work, yeah. It was also nice because we had everyone in the family there, about 9 of us, with lots of kids. Very lively dinner table.

[User] Haha I bet! Always great to have everyone together, though, really gets your mind off all the stresses of daily life.


[System] sad: I didn't do well on my job interview.

[User] It's such a bummer that I did badly on the job interview I had today.

[Assistant] I'm sorry. Are you sure you did that bad?

[User] I am and I prepared so much for it! It's all quite upsetting.

[Assistant] They'll be other interviews.


[System] sad: All of the good shows are ending. It really ruins tv for me.

[Assistant] Every good show on tv is ending or has already ended.

[User] What shows are you thinking of specifically?

[Assistant] Game of thrones is the top one. I want it to last forever

[User] I didn't realize it was ending? You must be disappointed.

[Assistant] I am. It better end well because there wasnt even a season this year.


[System] afraid: I was afraid the other night when gunshots went off

[User] I was scared the other night when I heard several gunshots in a row.

[Assistant] Oh wow, I hope you are fine!

[User] I am. I am in a very dangerous neighborhood so you just never know if it's going to get you and the police don't show up.

[Assistant] Yikes. If I was you, I would get my own gun! Better to have it and not need it, then have not have it then need it!

[User] Yes, I have thought about it. I have pepper spray and a few big dogs- I am saving up to move out of here soon and I have cameras


[System] anticipating: I can't wait until I get paid on Friday.

[Assistant] I can't wait to get paid on Friday!

[User] payday is the best day! What are you doing to do?

[Assistant] I'm thinking save half of it and then spend the rest to get a standing desk. I sit way too much and my hips pay the price unfortunately!

[User] OH wow! I feel you there and it's totally worth it! If you have to sit- get a donut pillow to not sit on your tailbone.


[System] sad: I am upset Brian Lawyer died.

[User] I am upset Brian Lawyer died.

[User] Oh that's horrible. Who's Brian Lawyer?

[User] He was a WWE wrestler.

[User] I've never heard of him, but that sucks. How'd he die?

[User] He hung himself.

[User] Oh wow that's horrible.


[System] hopeful: I started taking a new body building supplement and I've been feeling stronger, so I'm hopeful that it works well.

[User] I've just started taking a new body building supplement and it's working wonders so far.

[User] What is the name of it?

[User] It's creatine. I'm hoping I continue to make progress while using it.

[User] I hear that stuff is bad for you.

[User] It's very well researched and is proven safe and effective. One of the few supplements that actually work.


[System] confident: I know I will be able to get my speeding ticket overturned.

[User] I know I will be able to get my speeding ticket overturned.

[User] Ohh no, were you pulled over wrongly?

[User] Yes, his radar was way off.

[User] How fast did they say you were going?


[System] proud: My daughter learned to read and I am so unbelievably happy about it!

[User] My daughter has learned to read and it is so rewarding to see her continue to grow!

[User] Thats great news.

[User] Yeah, she is really getting to be so grown up.

[User] That is great news.


[System] anticipating: My brother is about to find out that I had to steal $20 from him to pay for gas, since I was in such a bind. He's gonna be so mad at me.

[Assistant] My brother is about to find out that I had to steal $20 from him to pay for gas, since I was in such a bind. He's gonna be so mad at me

[User] Did you really steal it or was it more like borrowing without asking first?

[Assistant] Kind of the latter... But still, I feel grimy about it. I just had no other alternative. I'm between jobs, and I needed gas to get to a job interview. We'll see how he reacts, but he has a short fuse.

[User] Hmmmm. with no job and no way to pay it back I sure hope he can be understanding.


[System] nostalgic: Watched an old TV show that I used to watch with my ex-girlfriend. Made me yearn for those past times. But trying not to get too down in the dumps about it.

[Assistant] Watched an old TV show that I used to watch with my ex-girlfriend. Made me yearn for those past times. But trying not to get too down in the dumps about it.

[Assistant] What show was it?

[Assistant] It was Dr. Who. She was a nerd who love to dress up as those characters and go to conventions.

[Assistant] Oh. I've never seen that show. I know it has die hard fans though.


[System] guilty: I spend way too much money on food. Its getting bad.

[Assistant] I spend way too much money on food.

[Assistant] That's a tough one. Do you eat out a lot? That's usually the culprit. I had to learn how to cook for myself so I could afford to live.

[Assistant] I get food delivered several times a week. It's terrible.

[Assistant] Oh man, that's doubly terrible! Yeah, if you can, you should try to make a budget and get better at cooking for yourself. Huge money saver, but I'm sure you already knew that. I hope it works for you, though.

[Assistant] I know. I have to do better. It is a real waste.


[System] anxious: Really don't want to start my new job in a week. It's at a fast food place and I don't know if I'll be able to keep up with demand.

[Assistant] Really don't want to start my new job in a week. It's at a fast food place and I don't know if I'll be able to keep up with demand

[User] Those jobs are hard. You can always try it and see if you like it. I recommend a temp agency they often have nice desk jobs. Some even offer work from home jobs.

[Assistant] Yeah. But maybe it will instill some good work ethic in me, and teach me how to be good at multi-tasking. We'll see.

[User] MOst work requires multi tasking. Yes that is true. You sound like you already have a good head on your shoulders.


[System] surprised: When someone stole my lawn mower.

[User] I had someone steal my lawn mower. I never had anything stolen since I lived here.

[Assistant] that's terrible. Was it an expensive one?

[User] I think they all are. At least 100 or 200. I was shocked because I have a fenced in yard and dogs people are scared of- They WILL bite and are big- They were very brave and stupid.

[Assistant] No kidding... Who goes out of their way to get a lawnmower? Like... Why risk getting arrested and going to jail for a lawnmower... Oh well... Humanity. Sorry to hear that happened to you.

[User] Thank you! Yes it's been a trial since- Can't afford another. I hate thieves- Lots of druggies around.


[System] lonely: My dad just passed away. Even though I haven't lived near him to be able to see him often in a long time, I really feel his missed presence. It just feels... strange.

[Assistant] My dad just passed away. Even though I haven't lived near him to be able to see him often in a long time, I really feel his missed presence. It just feels... strange

[Assistant] I'm sorry to hear that, I hope he is in a better place now! How old was he?

[Assistant] He was only 67. He struggled with a heart condition most of his life. Thanks for the kind words.

[Assistant] Oh wow, I can't imagine losing my dad at 67. I hope you make it through these hard times, stay strong!


[System] impressed: I was in awe of the driving ability of my old aunt, she's old but she still has it!

[Assistant] I was in awe at the driving ability of my aunt, she's old but she still has it!

[Assistant] Right on! That's cool to hear. Everyone likes to rag on older people driving. Glad to hear she's the exception. What kind of car does she drive?

[Assistant] Thank you! She drives an old cadillac and she drives it like a Ferrari. It's pretty grand watching her drive sometimes!

[Assistant] Haha... That sounds awesome. Wish I could carpool with her. I hate driving, but it sounds like she loves it.


[System] prepared: I'm having a party this weekend, I went out and got the food ahead of time.

[User] I'm having a party this weekend and I already got my grocery shopping done for it! I refuse to be last minute like last time.

[User] I have a friend who plans ahead like that.  I'm a last minute gal.  I think you will be less stressed by planning ahead.

[User] I will be and be able to enjoy myself more in the days leading up to the party.

[User] Not to mention enjoy the actual party, too!  Are you celebrating anything in particular?


[System] embarrassed: So I was at work today, wearing some slightly tight jeans, since they're slim fit, and I bent over and they split. Just like in the movies. I meant people could see my undies...

[Assistant] So I was at work today, wearing some slightly tight jeans, since they're slim fit, and I bent over and they split. Just like in the movies. I meant people could see my undies...

[User] Oh my god, I would have been so embarrassed! How'd you react?

[Assistant] mortified. Tried to pretend it didn't happen. At first no one noticed, but then they all figured it out. I left at lunch time :(

[User] So you left work at lunch time? Did you come back or were you too ashamed?

[Assistant] I came back! Was worried about getting fired. People will probably tease me for a bit, but oh well.

[User] Yeah, I mean things happen. Better to put it in the back of your head and keep trucking along.


[System] excited: I have a two week vacation coming out and I'm really excited about it.

[User] I have a two week vacation coming out and I'm friggin' excited!

[Assistant] Dang, a whole two weeks? Going anywhere, or just hanging out and really enjoying yourself at home?

[User] Plan on doing both, actually. We're going to Florida for about a week and then after we return from that trip I'm going to just bum out for a week.

[Assistant] That's a good way to do it. especially because it's easy to get those post-vacation blues. That's actually really smart

[User] Yeah, I think it'll really allow me to recoup and be 110% ready to attack work by the time the vacation is over.


[System] confident: About to take my driver's license test in a few days. Been practicing for a while now. I know I'm about to smash it

[Assistant] About to take my driver's license test in a few days. Been practicing for a while now. I know I'm about to smash it

[User] Good to hear you're confident! I'm sure you'll do well if you've been studying.

[Assistant] Yeah, been getting a lot of practice in behind the wheel. That way my adrenaline doesn't spike too high. Wish I could tell you how it goes, but that's alright

[User] You don't have to tell me, I know you'll ace it! You sound well prepared.


[System] guilty: I lied to a cop about why I was speeding and immediately felt guilty about it.

[User] I recently got caught speeding and lied to the cop about why, so he let me go. I feel kind of guilty/

[Assistant] Yeah, everyone speeds. Terrible to get caught. Hopefully you weren't speeding in a neighborhood, were you?

[User] No, it was a highway and I wasn't going much over the limit. I still felt bad, though. I don't know why I lied, it just came out!

[Assistant] Yeah, I know. Adrenaline gets to you. You're human. At least you were doing it in a sort of safe way, it sounds like. Some cops are just out to get you.


[System] terrified: just heard a thump upstairs in a house I'm house sitting all alone at. Really don't want to go check it out..

[Assistant] just heard a thump upstairs in a house I'm house sitting all alone at. Really don't want to go check it out

[User] Don't go check it out. That never turns out well in horror movies. Bring a gun then or another person.

[Assistant] I don't have a gun! Or another person! Ah man... Guess I'll just sleep in the bathroom with the door locked

[User] I would do that! Or call a friend over- Get a weapon too.


[System] surprised: I was surprised out water company started on my street and tore up our whole street replacing water pipes

[User] Our water company decided to tear our street up, start on mine for like the third time in a year to replace pipes again

[Assistant] Yikes... sounds like they need to hire better people. Hopefully the noise isn't too loud in the morning

[User] They want to come in my yard and house and I have dogs. They just have done this many times now trying to stop the led and I am so over it- No one is coming in my house again.

[Assistant] Man.. Good luck with that. Sounds like it will be hard to fight them. But I hope it works out for you.

[User] I don't think I have to let them in my house but they are out everyday. it's hard with dogs.


[System] surprised: Got hit with a parking ticket the other day as the lady was writing it. I begged her to stop writing it in the middle of it... and wouldn't you know it, she did! So thankful.

[Assistant] Got hit with a parking ticket the other day as the lady was writing it. I begged her to stop writing it in the middle of it... and wouldn't you know it, she did! So thankful.

[Assistant] That is lucky!

[Assistant] Yeah, only would have saved me like $20, but still! It's the thought that counts. Some people have hearts out there.

[Assistant] I'm happy you got to avoid that!


[System] furious: My coworker blamed his bad work mistake on me.

[Assistant] My coworker made a mistake and blamed it on me!

[Assistant] Seriously? How? What was the mistake? Did you talk to him about it, or your boss?

[Assistant] He used my computer to put in his notes for a ticket he messed up on so it was under my name and not his!

[Assistant] That's sneaky... and hard to explain. I'm sorry you have to deal with that hard situation. What do you think you'll do about it?


[System] disgusted: Sitting next to my baby brother who's two-years-old, and he's just ripping farts. Really wish I didn't have to stay with my parents during the summer while college is out.

[Assistant] Sitting next to my baby brother who's two-years-old, and he's just ripping farts. Really wish I didn't have to stay with my parents during the summer while college is out

[Assistant] Wap you must be disgusted with the farting. were you mad? or are you used to this kind of situations?

[Assistant] Kind of used to it.Comes with the territory of being with a kid brother. How about you? Any siblings?

[Assistant] Yes i do have 2 siblings, older brother and younger sister, but we dont fart in front of eachother, i love them!


[System] nostalgic: Watched an old Tv show I watched as a kid--a cartoon. Reminded me of the time I used to spend with my brother after school, when there was nothing we had to care or worry about

[Assistant] Watched an old Tv show I watched as a kid--a cartoon. Reminded me of the time I used to spend with my brother after school, when there was nothing we had to care or worry about

[User] Sounds like the good old days seemed more relaxing and care free.

[Assistant] Yeah. It was the show Dragon Ball Z, some kids cartoon. We're not that close anymore, but I wish we could go back to those days for a moment, sometimes.

[User] Oh man! I grew up on that cartoon too!


[System] guilty: I pirated a few games that I'm really enjoying and feel guilty for not supporting the developers.

[User] I pirated a few games recently and I'm enjoying the hell out of them. I sort of feel guilty for not supporting the developers though.

[Assistant] Yeah... that's a tough one. I've pirated stuff before. Kind of how it goes as a poor college student. Maybe when you get older you can pay for things appropriately.

[User] Older? I'm thirty! But now I have kids and money is tight sometimes. I might still buy the guys soon.

[Assistant] Hahaha... Good point. I understand. Some things are just more important, fair point. My fault on assuming your age.

[User] Hey, it's all good. I didn't mean it in a confrontational way, I just thought it was funny.


[System] proud: Saw my brother graduate college last month! Felt so happy for him finally achieving what he's worked hard for. Hope he gets a job soon, though.

[Assistant] Saw my brother graduate college last month! Felt so happy for him finally achieving what he's worked hard for. Hope he gets a job soon, though

[Assistant] That's awesome, the exact opposite is true for me. My little brother is just about to start his first year of college next month!

[Assistant] Ah, he'll be under a lot of stress. Hopefully you guys can maintain your relationship through it all, as college tends to sweep people away and take up all their attention.

[Assistant] Yes, I hope so. Well, I hope your brother can put his degree to good use and make some moolah!


[System] annoyed: I've been pretty agitated about the slow internet speeds. I think it's the weather?

[Assistant] I've been pretty pissed off about the slow internet speeds lately. I think it's the weather?

[Assistant] Who knows.. I've dealt with slow internet all my life. Wish I could finally get a decent ISP.

[Assistant] I think it's time to get a new ISP! Any recommendations?

[Assistant] Not really, especially since they vary sometimes by region. We should just move to Europe, I hear they have great internet there because they actually view it as important.


[System] terrified: I have anxiety so I get terrible panick attacks sometimes.

[User] I have bad panic attacks about death after experiencing so much of it the past year

[User] I am so sorry to hear that. I assume lots of folks close to you have entered eternity lately?

[User] Yes people and pets. Too soon. So it definitely makes you think everyone is going to die any minute and life is meaningless.

[User] sadly we all know that everyone and everything is going to die, but that is why we need to really live while we are able. Don't retreat. Embrace everyone who is close to you.

[User] yes very true. I try but when you go through trauma it affects you in different ways. Mine is to be terrified and want to die too at times.


[System] afraid: There was some weird bumping noises in my house last night.

[User] I couldn't sleep last night at all, I kept hearing some weird bumping sounds that made me think someone was walking up and down my stairs but I live alone.

[User] Thats so scary, do you believe in ghosts?

[User] I do and that's the first thing I thought it could be.

[User] Hope it's a friendly one at least.


[System] angry: Yesterday, I took a flight. During the flight, I went to toilet and came just after me. She kept knocking on the door repeatedly, aggressively and multiple times.

[Assistant] Yesterday, I took a flight. During the flight, I went to toilet and a woman came just after me. She kept knocking on the door repeatedly, aggressively and multiple times.

[User] Haha.  Makes it hard to take care of business, and you'd think she'd get the hint from the locked door!  I would have sat longer "just because."

[Assistant] She made me mad. She considering that normal. I told she should take a seat in first class so she could have a toilet for herself.

[User] Maybe her first class seat should be on the royal porcelain seat!


[System] lonely: I just moved to a new city for work. I do not know anyone that lives here.

[User] I just moved to a new city for work. I do not know anyone that lives here.

[Assistant] You should put yourself out there and meet some new people.  Just start exploring the city and you are bound to meet others!

[User] You're right I will do that eventually. That is a good way to change my situation rather than sulking around.

[Assistant] It is.  It isn't healthy to be by yourself for too long.  Humans are social creatures!


[System] disgusted: This lady at the store was yelling and hitting her toddler the other day when I was shopping.  I was appalled at what she did.

[Assistant] This lady at the store was yelling and hitting her toddler the other day when I was shopping. I was appalled at what she did.

[User] Wow, no parent should ever abuse their children like that. Did you or anyone do anything?

[Assistant] I wanted to, but didn't know what my place would be in that scenario.  It was quite maddening and off putting.

[User] Yea I totally understand where you're coming from. Hopefully someone nearby was able to call CPS or law enforcement.


[System] disappointed: I ordered pants online that I was sure would fit, and they ended up not fitting.

[User] I ordered pants online that I thought would fit, and they didn't!

[Assistant] Lol, what a bummer. What happened?

[User] Apparently my legs grew and I didn't notice! I do workout four days a week.

[Assistant] Well there you go, at least you a got a positive out of a negative situation haha!

[User] I guess you're right. That's one way to measure progress I didn't think of before!


[System] disgusted: I was shocked to see how many hotdogs they were eating at once. This has to be a sin...and a waste of food!

[Assistant] I was shocked to see how many hotdogs they were eating at one. This has to be a sin...and a gigantic waste of food.

[User] Where did this happen?

[Assistant] I think New York? I wasn't there personally but I saw it on TV. It was an eating contest but it was disgusting!

[User] Oh wow, yeah that sounds gross! I agree with the wasted food too. There are starving people all around the world!


[System] angry: I can't believe my favorite restaurant was closed today. I was so upset.

[Assistant] MY favorite restaurant was closed today.

[Assistant] Oh no, why were they closed?

[Assistant] I have no idea. I was really looking forward to a meal from there today.

[Assistant] Im sorry, I know how much that stinks, like when you really really want Chickfila and its Sunday...

[Assistant] That's exactly how I felt.


[System] surprised: About a month ago, I went and got my mail like I always do, and there was a weird looking envalope that looked like a check. I figured it was bogus and set it on the counter. My fiance got home and opened it and said it was not bogus, it was actually a settlement check for $500 from a company I worked for 5 years ago that did not comp overtime correctly!

[Assistant] So I get bogus mail all the time including fake checks and all that jazz. Anyway, I thought one I got the other day was bogus too and left it on my counter.

[Assistant] Why would you always get fake checks? That would drive me crazy.

[Assistant] Well its like work at home scams, and they want you to cash the check and send back a money order and then the check bounces leaving them with money and you in a bad situation. It actually wasn't bogus. It was a $500 settlement check from a lawsuit against my employer from 5 years ago!

[Assistant] Well that was a surprise I bet.


[System] terrified: I am afraid to airplanes.

[User] I am afraid of airplanes.

[User] O really? Any specific reason for this fear?

[User] I just do not being off the ground.

[User] Flying scares a lot of people but it's safer then driving over all.


[System] grateful: I am so fortunate to have a great mother.

[User] I am so fortunate to have a good mother.

[User] I have to say that is a true blessing. I have a wonderful mother myself. Why do you say she is a good mom?

[User] She always cleans and cooks for me and does my laundry.

[User] She sounds like a wonderful person.


[System] joyful: I was so happy when my son won his swim race.

[User] I was so happy when my son won his swim race.

[Assistant] Oh really, congrats! yes when your kids acomplish something it is very happy for us parents!

[User] Yes, he swam every day to get ready.

[Assistant] Thats so cool, do you have any othe children or just one? when you have more they are very competitive


[System] annoyed: I was cut off in traffic the other day and it caused me to spill my coffee.

[User] Some guy cut me off in traffic the other day and made me spill my coffee.  I was pretty upset.

[Assistant] He couldve killed you!

[User] I know!  I had to swerve to miss him and ended with coffee on my lap.  Luckily it was pretty cool by that point.

[Assistant] I really hate bad drivers.


[System] lonely: I miss my ex. MAybe not him particularly but having a man in the house.

[Assistant] I have been single for a while. I miss having aman around the house.

[User] I know that can be hard.  How long has it been since you've been out with someone?

[Assistant] 2 years. I thought I missef my ex but wr talk often and I definitely don't want that headache lol

[User] Yeah, alot of times you just have to be reminded why you broke up.  I know there is someone out there for you, just stay positive and they will come your way!

[Assistant] Thanks! Hopefully he is a decent driver


[System] annoyed: My dog pooped on the carpet last night.

[Assistant] So, last night, my devious little mutt of a dog Mimi pooped all over the kitchen.

[User] That must of been no fun.

[Assistant] It was no fun indeed! I was extremely irked by her behavior - and the fact that I had to clean it up. She usually doesn't act like this.

[User] Hopefully she doesn't do it again.


[System] terrified: I really do not like ants.

[User] I do not like ants.

[Assistant] I'm not too fond of them myself. Why don't you like them?

[User] I hate when they bite me.

[Assistant] Yeah, especially fire ants. Those are nasty little buggers.


[System] prepared: I stayed up all night reviewing spelling words. I was able to pass my English test easily the next day.

[Assistant] I had the latest night ever a few years back when I was in high school. I reviwed words all night but I aced that test.

[Assistant] Sweet, was it a difficult test?

[Assistant] Yea the words were really long man. I don't miss those days at all.

[Assistant] Yea, same, it's nice to be out of school. All that learning pays off though!


[System] angry: Once my Uncle made racist comments towards me. I told him it's not funny, thinking he was joking. Turns out he was serious, and all he did was make more racist remarks.

[Assistant] Man, doesn't it grind your gears when people make actual racist remarks?

[Assistant] Yea that is the worst. I don't understand how it can comeout of here mouth

[Assistant] Yea, one time I met an Uncle who I hadn't seen since I was a kid. I always thought he was a cool guy, but the dude just spewed racist stuff the whole time. What's worse, is that they were comments about my family.

[Assistant] I hope you just walked away dude. Nothing good can come of that. I bet you were furious.

[Assistant] Yea, I honestly hope I never have to deal with that guy again. It just sucks knowing I'm related to someone like that.


[System] lonely: My best friend died last month.

[User] My best friend died last month.

[Assistant] Well, that escalated quickly. I'm hoping this is not real?

[User] It is real unfortunately.

[Assistant] :( That is messed up, did he/she show any warning signs before their passing? It's not your fault by the way.


[System] embarrassed: I slipped on the invisible puddle in the aisle and did the splits in front of many people. I was so humiliated.

[Assistant] I didn't a giant puddle in the aisle and I tripped on it. I was so humiliated...

[User] Did you hurt your self?

[Assistant] Just a minor bruise on my ankle but my ego was hurt even more as people laughed at me.

[User] That wasn't nice of them.


[System] sad: Yesterday, my grandmother was admitted to the hospital for cancer. I was sad.

[Assistant] I got some bad news yesterday...my grandmother was admitted to the hospital for cancer.

[User] Sorry for the bad news.

[Assistant] Thanks for the condolences. They are telling me it isn't severe, so I have somewhat high hopes for her eventual recovery.

[User] I know she will make it.


[System] prepared: I am ready for my wedding day.

[User] I am ready for my wedding day.

[Assistant] Congratulations! What are you doing to prepare for it?

[User] We had to pick flowers and cake.

[Assistant] That sounds like a lot of fun. What kind of cake did you select?


[System] disgusted: I went out to my car yesterday and found a dead possum at the end of my driveway. It was revolting.

[Assistant] When I was going out to my car this morning, I was greeted by the disgusting sight of a dead possum.

[Assistant] It probably stank a lot too.

[Assistant] Oh, you're telling me. It was REVOLTING. I was too afraid to move it, so I had to run it over with my car. Now it's all over my driveway.

[Assistant] You probably should have moved with a shovel of something, instead of running over it


[System] disgusted: i am so annoyed at President Trump

[Assistant] I am so annoyed at President Trump

[Assistant] I am too! I am really not a fan on how he is handling relations with Russia. What makes him annoying to you?

[Assistant] You just mentioned.His relations with Putin.There is something fishy about it.

[Assistant] I know right? Doesn't seem right. Especially with the whole Russian interference with the election.


[System] prepared: I am ready for school to go back.

[User] I am reay for school to go back.

[Assistant] Me too! These kids in this house are driving me crazy.  They need to get back on a schedule.

[User] Yes, I am counting down the days.

[Assistant] I think mine have two weeks left.


[System] lonely: I went hunting with a friend, but I somehow got separated. I had to spend all night by myself in the woods.

[Assistant] A few years back I got separate from my hunting party. I had to spend the night in the woods by myself.

[User] That must of been no fun.

[Assistant] It was way too quiet!  You could hear  everything. I hated being out there by myself.

[User] Did you have a flashlight?


[System] angry: I am so mad that I couldn't go to Disneyland.

[User] I am so mad I couldn't go to Disneyland.

[Assistant] Oh no. Ive only been once but it was great. What happened?

[User] My flight got canceled and I couldn't get on another flight.

[Assistant] That terrible. Were you able to get a refund?


[System] disappointed: My daughter is such a pain sometimes. She doesnt take anything seriously.

[Assistant] My daughter is so silly. Sometimes its okay. Sometimes its annoying.

[User] How old is she?

[Assistant] 13. She is the worst sometimes.

[User] Why not send her to summer camp?

[Assistant] we are poor. The free ones are no good.


[System] ashamed: I can't believe I lied to my mother.

[User] I can not believe I lied to my mother.

[Assistant] What was it about?

[User] About why I needed to borrow money.

[Assistant] What did you spend it on?


[System] afraid: I finally saw the movie with that scary Japanese girl with white skin. I now believe I can't sleep without the lights on lol.

[Assistant] I finally saw that one scary movie my friends were talking about. I can't sleep without the lights on.

[User] What movie was it?

[Assistant] The Grudge.

[User] I have never seen it.


[System] grateful: Last week, I lost my driver's license while I was out in about. Turns out, I left it on top of my car. My neighbor returned it and I was so thankful.

[Assistant] So, last week, I thought I lost my driver's license...it was a bad day.

[User] That would be scary! Can you imagine what the dmv is like?

[Assistant] Oh, I have been to that awful place before. Fortunately, my neighbor returned it to me - I left it on top of my car before going to work. I was pretty thankful.

[User] That would be an amazing neighbor! I would be so worried!


[System] faithful: I am loyal to my wife.

[User] I am loyal to my wife.

[Assistant] That is great. Everyone should be loyal to their spouse.

[User] I will stay with her forever.

[Assistant] Maybe you can renew your vows one day.

[User] I will stay with her forever.


[System] disgusted: I saw a video of a burger at wendy's crawling with spiders.  The guy had eaten half the sanwhich before he saw the spiders.

[Assistant] I saw the nastiest thing on tv. A guy at a sandwich and it was crawling with spiders. It made me sick.

[User] He must of been crazy.

[Assistant] Something was definitely wrong with him.

[User] Yes, id he do it for money?


[System] hopeful: I started my new job yesterday. Hoping for a promotion soon.

[Assistant] I started a new job yesterday. I hope I perform well at it.

[Assistant] Good luck with that. Do you found yourself confortable in your new job?

[Assistant] Eh, not really right now, but it was just the first day. I'm hoping that if I perform well, I will get promoted swiftly.

[Assistant] I understand


[System] devastated: About four years ago, my apartment was robbed. I discovered the state of my apartment. Everything turn over, any object that had some value was taken. I was totaly destroyed.

[Assistant] About four years ago, my apartment was robbed. I discovered the state of my apartment. Everything turn over, any object that had some value was taken. I was totaly destroyed.

[Assistant] Holy moly, that must've been a very depressing sight. Did the police end up finding the culprit?

[Assistant] The police were useless. They came once then I never heard from them again.

[Assistant] I do hope nothing of value was stolen. I would be frantic if someone stole my family heirlooms.


[System] surprised: A month ago, my parents surprised me with a visit for my birthday. I was so shocked!

[Assistant] A month ago, I was surprised by a visit by my parents for my birthday. They helped paint my house!

[User] The visit would be the best gift ever and the paint job a huge bonus.

[Assistant] I know, I haven't seen them for an eternity and the house looks awesome! I was so stunned that they came all the way down.

[User] How far did they have to travel?


[System] anxious: I am going to look for a job as soon as school starts. Im excited.

[Assistant] I am about to enter the workforce again soon. Hopefully

[User] What job are you going to get?

[Assistant] I haven't started looking yet. The kids are all going to be in school now and I can work outside the home though.

[User] What did you use to do for work?

[Assistant] I was a pharmac technician but I think I want to do something different.


[System] annoyed: President Trump annoys me.

[User] President Trump annoys me.

[Assistant] I think he annoys most people.

[User] I just wish he didn't tweet.

[Assistant] His tweets are rude and ill informed and he never apologizes for anything.


[System] angry: My pizza didn't arrive on time last night - it was an hour late!

[Assistant] So, last night I was enjoying myself watching a movie. I ordered pizza and it didn't come on time. It was an hour late!

[User] I bet you were starving! Did they say why they were so late?

[Assistant] Oh, they said they were over-saturated with orders, but come on! An hour is way too long.

[User] Did you get it free? I would be so annoyed!


[System] sad: I couldn't find my debit card all week and I've finally given. I think I have to get it replaced.

[Assistant] I couldn't find my debit card all week and I've finally given up. I think I have to get it replaced.

[Assistant] Aw man, I've been there before. Has anyone tried using it?

[Assistant] No, I kept track of the transaction on my mobile app. I'm pretty sure I lost it.

[Assistant] That really sucks. Fortunate to hear that no one misused it though. They are typically pretty fast at sending you a new one.


[System] hopeful: I recently began my own online business selling dried starfish. I hope there is enough interest for it to take off.

[Assistant] I recently began my own online business. I'm hopeful that my dried starfish kiosk will take off soon.

[Assistant] Wow, that sounds unique. What exactly do you sell?

[Assistant] I sell dried starfish that I find on the local beach! I figure there must be a niche for it somewhere, since I enjoy collecting them so much.

[Assistant] Oh! Well duh, silly me. I thought it was food or something. Do you sell other things too?


[System] devastated: My car was broken into.

[User] My car was broken into last night. I lost my laptop, loose change I had in the cupholders, my GPS, and they yanked my radio set out.

[User] Did you call the police?

[User] I did but they only took a report and that's about it. This is so upsetting.

[User] They will find who did it.


[System] caring: I am helping my father as he has gotten older.

[User] I am helping my father as he has gotten older.

[User] Is he unable to take care of himself now?

[User] Yes, he can hardly walk now.

[User] How caring of you.


[System] lonely: I went to the bowling alley yesterday all alone because my friends ditched me.

[Assistant] I went to the bowling alley yesterday all alone - my friends ditched me.

[User] That sucks, did you still have fun?

[Assistant] No, not really. I went anyway, because I wanted to have a good time. It was rather lonely.

[User] What did you bowl?


[System] annoyed: Hillary Clinton annoys me.

[User] Hillary Clinton annoys me

[Assistant] She annoys me as well! She seemed pretty fraudulent in the last election.

[User] Yes, she should be in jail.

[Assistant] Yes, especially for all those emails they found on her private server. Despicable.


[System] prepared: I took my last final exam for the semester yesterday. I think I did pretty well on it.

[Assistant] I took my last final exam for the semester yesterday. I think I did smashing on it.

[Assistant] That is awesome! What subject was it in?

[Assistant] It was statistics, which I find somewhat challenging. I studied my but of though and felt like I aced it.

[Assistant] I sure hope that you did. Statistics is tough!


[System] faithful: I stayed with my last partner through many trials and tribulations

[Assistant] Man, my last partner put me through the ringer. There were so many trials and tribulations

[Assistant] I hear that, my friend. It ain't exactly easy living with mine, but ya gotta do it for love.

[Assistant] Sometimes love just isn't enough though.

[Assistant] It has to be enough - that's the whole reason why we seek out a soulmate. I do hope things get better.


[System] proud: I once entered a card game tournament and came in first place. I know it's a small achievement, but I felt great.

[Assistant] Man, I really enjoy playing card games. I used to play in tournaments and compete, but that was a long time ago.

[User] I love card games also.

[Assistant] Nice, have you ever won any tournaments?

[User] Yes I have won a few poker tournaments.

[Assistant] Awesome, I bet you felt great! There just isn't a feeling like winning a tournament and making money playing a game you love


[System] disgusted: I am sick that I send Obama money for his campaign.

[User] I am sick that I send Obama money for his campaign.

[Assistant] Oh man, why are you even still sending him money?

[User] This wasn't recent this was 8 years ago.

[Assistant] Ahhh, so you're upset at your past self? We all make mistakes, man, it's good. What we think is good for us sometimes turns out to not be, but hindsight is twenty twenty.


[System] furious: I went to traffic court thinking that my ticket would be thrown out but the judge wouldn't give me any lenience.

[User] I went to traffic court the other day and was promised that I would get off with a warning, but I ended up with a $300 fine.  I was so mad!

[User] So much for them being up front for you. Man $300 for what thats a lot.

[User] It was a ton.  I was going 5 over in a construction zone, but no one was around where I was.  So aggravating!

[User] Yea construction zones are crazy, so often nooones there!


[System] confident: I placed a wager/bet on a UFC fight last Saturday. I knew I was going to be right and get paid.

[Assistant] I placed a sports bet last Saturday. I knew I was going to be right and get paid out!

[User] That would be exciting! What do you plan to do with your winnings?

[Assistant] Place even more bets!

[User] That could lead to a gambling problem! I always run away with my winnings.


[System] terrified: I almost got into an accident yesterday. It was terrifying.

[Assistant] I almost got into a car accident yesterday. Have you ever been in one before?

[Assistant] Yes, I hate that so much. The sound of screeching and crushing metal is traumatizing.

[Assistant] Even though I didn't hear any of that, I still felt pretty traumatized - my heart was beating so fast. Were you hurt in yours?

[Assistant] Unfortunately, yes. I had to get a few staples in my head but my car was totaled...


[System] prepared: I did my homework ahead of time. I knew I would not have enough time on the weekends.

[Assistant] I did my homework ahead of time. I knew I would not have any free time over the busy weekend.

[Assistant] Smart move - it's always a swell idea to get ahead of work so that we can do the things we want to do in life.

[Assistant] I agree. I used to procrastinate a lot but I've learned that it's not a good habit.

[Assistant] Yup, I used to procrastinate all the time, but I think I am getting better at doing things ahead of time. And it feels so much better to get trivial things out of the way.


[System] guilty: I wish I could of said goodbye before my friend died.

[User] I wish I could of said goodbye before my friend died.

[Assistant] Aw man, that has to be rough. Were you guys really close?

[User] Yes we had been friends since birth.

[Assistant] That's even more saddening. Did you get to say somewhat of a goodbye to him at their funeral?


[System] disappointed: My dog peed all over my new, fresh, funky socks yesterday

[Assistant] My dog peed all over the fresh, funky socks that I just purchased.

[User] Did you return the socks?

[Assistant] No, unfortunately the store wouldn't take them back. As punishment, I am forcing my dog to wear the socks.

[User] That is mean.


[System] joyful: I am so happy it is almost August.

[User] I am so happy it is almost August.

[User] Me too but it is still one more month of heat coming but it also means September is on the way.

[User] I am so happy it is almost August.

[User] Why do you say that?

[User] I love the heat, the hotter the better.

[User] I don't like 100+ degree days myself!


[System] sentimental: There are times when I wish I could I had not sold my Nissan Maxima.  I have an SUV but I miss the sedan.  I miss driving closer to the ground and having better gas mileage.

[User] I wish I had kept my Maxima instead of buying an SUV.

[User] I like driving closer to the ground.

[User] Can you trade in the SUV?

[User] I could sure but I will be starting over on payments, I might look into it.

[User] Then why would you buy can SUV?

[User] At the time it was a change and I like the ride of it, but I did not realize I would miss the sedan as much as I did.


[System] terrified: I am so afraid of waterbugs. One crawled over my foot at my grandmother house over the weekend.

[Assistant] I am so scared of waterbugs.

[Assistant] What do you have against the ole waterbug?

[Assistant] They are bugs, huge, and they fly. One crawled over my foot at my grandmas house over the weekend.

[Assistant] That is terrifying indeed! I hoped you swatted that beast with the biggest fly swatter available.

[Assistant] I ran in the house.


[System] anxious: Tomorrow I start my new job.

[Assistant] Tomorrow is a fine day for me - I start my new job.

[Assistant] Congratulations. Are you excited?

[Assistant] I'm quite anxious, to be honest. Completely new experience, completely new people. Hopefully I'll fit in.

[Assistant] You'll do fine. I look at new things as adventures.


[System] lonely: No one showed up for my birthday. I was so alone.

[Assistant] No one showed up for my birthday party. I was so alone and sad.

[User] That would be depressing, did you plan it yourself or did someone plan it for you?

[Assistant] Well, both sort of. I expected at least one person, ya know? Not a single soul to be found.

[User] Maybe if you post to social media, a bunch of random strangers will show up.


[System] disappointed: My son failed his physics exam yesterday. So disappointed.

[Assistant] My son failed his physics exam yesterday.

[User] Ouch, was it an unfair test or did he not study?

[Assistant] Naw, he's somewhat lazy like myself when I was a young lad, but still, it was rather disappointing.

[User] Yea, hope he can make it up the rest of the year.


[System] guilty: Yesterday, I didn't take out the trash. I feel so bad for my wife who has to put up with the smell.

[Assistant] Last night was trash night and I forgot to take out the rank kitchen trash.

[Assistant] Ewww, throw that away ASAP.

[Assistant] Well, I would love to, but I lost my can last night in the storm. I feel so bad, because my wife can't stand the smell.

[Assistant] Throw it in your neighbor's trash can. I'm sure they would understand?


[System] grateful: I was so hungry and broke. My mother loaned me 20 dollars and I am very thankful.

[Assistant] I was so hungry and broke. My mother loaned me some money for food and I am VERY thankful.

[Assistant] What a nice gesture! What did you get to eat after not eating for so long?

[Assistant] I got a juicy triple stack cheeseburger and some fries from a local mom n pop store. It was delicious!!!

[Assistant] What kind of toppings did it have on it?


[System] disgusted: Today I ran over some roadkill on the way home.

[Assistant] Today, I ran over some roadkill on my way home from work. It was rather disgusting.

[Assistant] Oh no! What was it?

[Assistant] It was a dead possum. It was in one piece before I ran it over...but I didn't see anything behind me when I passed it. My tires must've grinded that poor little guy into smithereens.

[Assistant] Yikes! I hope you didn't have any car damage.


[System] embarrassed: I fell down a flight of stairs at a college football game in a skirt. Everyone laughed at me.

[Assistant] oh man I fell down a flight of stairs at the LSU game last weekend. I was mortified because everyone laughed.

[Assistant] I hate it when people laugh at me, it's so humiliating!

[Assistant] Its the worst. I didn't want to come out of the bathroom afterwards.

[Assistant] Oh god, that's the worst part. The shame afterwards....


[System] caring: I always let other drivers cut in front of me if there is a huge line behind me, show some love right?

[Assistant] I always let drivers perpendicular to me cut in when there is a line behind me. Show some love, right?

[Assistant] Yea man, that's good karma!

[Assistant] Free karma in my eyes plus I always try to imagine if I was them. I would be so happy if a stranger let me cut in!

[Assistant] Me too. Its always the worst when you are trying to get into the carpool line.


[System] joyful: I am so happy I just retired for my job of 40 years

[User] I am happy I can retire. I worked for 40 years

[Assistant] That's awesome. I hope ro retire one day.

[User] I am happy I can retire. I worked for 40 years.

[Assistant] What are you going to do now?


[System] guilty: I haven't even tried my new diet yet. I think I'm doomed to be fat forever.

[Assistant] I haven't even started my new diet.

[User] What diet do you want to do?

[Assistant] It's something a family told me about. Small portions of healthy food and exercise.

[User] Make sure you drink water also.

[Assistant] Lots of water and no soda. yikes


[System] nostalgic: The EDM concert was pure bliss. But I think it was the drugs...

[Assistant] I went to an EDM concert that had artists that I used to listen to. It was a blast from the past!

[User] I have never heard of an EDM, what is that?

[Assistant] Electronic Dance Music. It's where all the hipster millennials gather to party and listen to trippy music haha

[User] Lol- sounds like fun! Nothing better than nice hippies!


[System] proud: I was very proud of my mom for helping someone with therapy

[User] I felt very proud of my mom when she put herself aside to be a caregiver for others.

[Assistant] What does a caregiver do?

[User] They take care of others. Its like being a nurse to others in ways they need but in your own home

[Assistant] Oh, I see. Your mom is an angel!

[User] She is! She is like Mother teresa. An example to us all.


[System] sentimental: I miss my father so much.

[Assistant] I miss my father so much

[Assistant] What happened to him?

[Assistant] He died a year ago and I still miss him.We were really closed.

[Assistant] So sorry to hear that.  I hope that the pain fades with time.


[System] disappointed: The dentist isn't able to fix my teeth for the price I thought he could.

[User] I had been hoping and praying to get my teeth fixed for as long as I can remember. I thought I had saved up enough money but it turns out it's going to cost way more than I had hoped.

[Assistant] Oh what a disapointment, well you can keep saving, does it hurts too much?

[User] That's where I am fortunate, I'm in no pain. It's more cosmetic than anything else so I guess I shouldn't be so disappointed over it.

[Assistant] Oh ok i get it, well you just will have to save longer, thanks God its painless!


[System] sad: My dog died last week. It was one of the worst days of my life.

[Assistant] My dog died last week. I've been so depressed without her.

[User] I am sorry to hear that.

[Assistant] Thank you, she was pretty old so our family sort of expected it but she left so quick.

[User] I hope you had fun with her.


[System] annoyed: I do not like watching horror movies.

[User] I do not like watching horror movies.

[Assistant] Same, I need someone else to watch horror movies with me.

[User] I do not waste my time on that.

[Assistant] Hahaha, you are very adamant I see.


[System] surprised: I was pleasantly shocked when my boyfriend came home with a puppy and flowers for me one time. It was very touching and a great present.

[User] I was at home waiting patiently because my boyfriend said he had gotten something for  me. He came home with a small puppy and a bouquet of flowers and I was not expecting that!

[Assistant] That is so sweet. I want a puppy. and a boyfriend.

[User] oh it's pretty alright we broke up but it was such a nice treat!

[Assistant] Why did you break up?

[User] the dog was very crazy, not what I expected


[System] disgusted: I really can't stand when people in customer service have attitudes.

[Assistant] I dislike customer service agents with bad attitudes.

[User] oh I do too, they must have been having a bad day

[Assistant] I dont care. Customer service is your only job.

[User] yeah I guess so what did they do to you?


[System] disgusted: I saw my friend projectile vomit on the rollercoaster. The smell still haunts me...

[Assistant] I saw my friend projectile vomit on the rollercoaster. The smell still haunts me...

[User] Oh lord, you might make me vomit right now!

[Assistant] My bad! But I can't get that picture out of my head. The yellow juice was so powerful and the smell was even worse!!!!

[User] You totally aren't sorry. You are being super gross! lol. TMI


[System] afraid: I was really scared once when I thought I would be homeless

[User] I thought I would be homeless once and I was having a major panic attack. I was minutes from being homeless.

[Assistant] That sucks. I've been nearly broke too several times but thank god for family, right?

[User] For sure. I did not have any family down there though. I begged and had enough to not be homeless. It was a miracle.

[Assistant] What happened if you don't mind me asking?

[User] I lived in a hotel. Had an abusive husband who would do things to make us homeless behind my back. I was able to get help from a friend- I eventually had enough miracles to get the heck out of there and away from him.


[System] jealous: Whenever I see Jeeps on the road, I get so envious!

[Assistant] Whenever I see Jeeps on the road, I get so envious! Such beautiful cars...

[User] They are really nice cars! Have you driven one?

[Assistant] No, but I've been in my friend's Jeep and it feels like you're in a tank haha.

[User] They are nice looking cars and I have heard are great to off road in!


[System] furious: For the third time in two weeks someone at work has stolen my lunch and no one will admit it.

[Assistant] Can you believe that for the third time in the past two weeks my lunch has been stolen at work. I am so heated right now.

[Assistant] That's not cool. Did you put your name on it?

[Assistant] Yes and dated it. I have been trying to save money and eat healthy but every time it is stolen I have to go out and buy lunch. I swear I am going to go off if it happens again.

[Assistant] I'm so sorry that happened to you, better luck next time.


[System] embarrassed: I wet my pants in class. I wish I could have gone home early.

[Assistant] I wet my pants in class today. I wish I could have gone home early.

[Assistant] Oh no. Why do you think that happened?

[Assistant] I started drinking a gallon of water everyday. I couldn't hold it anymore.

[Assistant] Maybe you should slow down and only drink a bit at a time.

[Assistant] I will thanks for that piece of advice.


[System] nostalgic: I miss being a kid and not having bills.

[Assistant] I miss being a kid. Those were the good old days.

[Assistant] I feel you on that, man. I get nostalgic all the time. What do you miss the most?

[Assistant] Not having to pay bills. That is the worst.

[Assistant] Haha, yea, no one ever tells you how bad it really is. We get charged for every little thing.

[Assistant] I never knew how much a vacation cost until I took my three kids on one.


[System] guilty: One time I was slap boxing with a friend. We were in the school gym and there was plenty of space. My friend was backing up and accidentally stepped on a girl's face and she started crying.

[Assistant] Man, speaking of being a kid. You ever do something you thought was fun, but end up causing someone to get hurt?

[Assistant] When I was younger, but yes

[Assistant] I used to enjoy slap boxing in middle school, but I stopped because one time my friend was backing up to block my attacks, and there was a girl lying down behind him. He didn't know and ended up stepping on her face; she started crying and I just felt terrible about it.

[Assistant] Was she okay? Couldnt have been that bad

[Assistant] She was, but still, we were kids, it had to have hurt. Anyway, thanks for listening, man!

[Assistant] Woman lol

[Assistant] Sorry, lol, either way, thanks. You have a great day or night or whatever it is!


[System] annoyed: I was annoyed with people at the store that reach around me.

[User] When I was at the store today someone always tries to cut me off and step around me so they are in my personal space and even hitting/shoving me to reach items. Versus asking me.

[Assistant] Yeah, I hate that. Sometimes people will leave their carts right in the middle, blocking everyone while they walk off grabbing what they need. So annoying.

[User] Oh thats strange. I haven't seen that. I just don't like it when people have no couth and don't even say 'sorry" or excuse me- Especially when they are touching me. geez!

[Assistant] I guess they have never heard of a personal bubble.

[User] They never heard of decency


[System] excited: I'm excited for the upcoming UFC this weekend. I already ordered the PPV and am so ready!

[Assistant] I am excited for the upcoming UFC event this weekend, I already ordered the PPV and am so ready!

[User] I am not someone who likes that but I

[Assistant] Yeah, it's a love it or hate it type of sport. To each his own I guess.

[User] I'm sorry it submitted early. But I'd love to hear why it excites you?

[Assistant] The realness of it. Nothing is more instinctual in our DNA than fighting!

[User] true! Thank you- It is very real


[System] grateful: I was on my way to work and got a flat tire. Someone stopped and helped me change it. I was able to make it to work on time.

[Assistant] Last week I got a flat tire on my way to work.

[User] Ouch, did it make you late to work?

[Assistant] I was on time! Luckily, someone stopped and helped me change the tire.

[User] That's great to know there are still good people in this world.


[System] nostalgic: I was visiting my parents last month and tool a ride to my old highschool.

[Assistant] So last week when I was visiting my parents I took ride past my old high school. That brought back so many good memories.

[User] I bet! Could you see yourself walking around?

[Assistant] Well, the entrance looked like it was added on to but the football stadium was the exact same.

[User] I bet that brought back a lot of memories!


[System] faithful: I will always cheer for the New York Jets.

[User] I will always cheer for the New York Jets.

[Assistant] Why? Are you from New York?

[User] Yes. Born and raised.

[Assistant] Nice, do you play football too?


[System] impressed: I was in awe of the skills of the player on my team. He is a true gamer indeed.

[Assistant] I was in awe of the skills of my teammate. He is true gamer indeed.

[User] What kind of gamer?

[Assistant] Video games.

[User] I love video games.


[System] angry: A guy out in traffic getting mad at me and then giving me the finger when he is in the wrong

[User] So this guy was hanging out of a parking lot in traffic while we had a green light- No he wouldn't back up his car or GO- When we beeped at him to back up- he had the nerve to yell derogatory things and beep back as if he was doing nothing wrong

[User] That was very mean of him.

[User] Well he tried to cut everyone off and it's just wreckless. So many people die. I really hate it when bad drivers think they are not lol

[User] Did you call the police?

[User] The police don't really do anything here. It's like the wild wild west. Almost no one ever gets in trouble that is why they constantly drive 20 over and cut you off at the last second etc.


[System] trusting: I know my father will always have my back.

[User] I know my father will always have my back.

[User] That is great! Always nice to see a good dad for once

[User] Yes, he always is there for me.

[User] Can you give me an example?


[System] impressed: I can't believe how great The Braves are playing.

[User] I can't believe how great the Braves are playing.

[Assistant] What's the Braves?

[User] The Atlanta Braves. The pro baseball team in Atlanta.

[Assistant] Okay cool, I'm not that big into sports.


[System] proud: I walked across the stage at graduation. All of my family and friends were there.

[Assistant] I walked across the stage at graduation. All of my family and friends were there.

[User] They must of been so proud.

[Assistant] I had three bouquets of flowers waiting for me. I was shocked.

[User] Who gave them to you?

[Assistant] My mom and my grandparents.

[User] Who got them for you?

[Assistant] I got cards form uncles and aunts too.


[System] prepared: I am ready for my last day of work.

[User] I am ready for the last day of work.

[User] Are you quitting your job?

[User] No I am retiring.

[User] That will be a nice change of pace! Do you have plans for retirement?


[System] annoyed: When I go to do the dishes and people haven't rinsed their plates. It drives me crazy to have dried on food. It is so hard to wash off.

[User] I really hate when my kids just throw their dishes in the sink and don't rinse them off.

[Assistant] I hate that too. Have you ever noticed that's what they do in movies?

[User] Yes, it is so hard to get the food off when they do that.

[Assistant] I have seen them leave whole foods in movies. gross

[User] It is really gross and I don't have a dish washer so I have to really scrub at that food. It drives me crazy.


[System] caring: I really hope for peace one day. For our kids.

[Assistant] Do you think there will ever be peace in the world.

[User] I wish there would be, but I very much doubt that there will.

[Assistant] I want it to be better for my kids though. All kids really

[User] I do to, but there are so many unhappy people in the world and they seem to think they have to make everyone else around them unhappy.


[System] anxious: I am so ready for the first Monday Night Football game.

[User] I am so ready for the first Monday Night Football game.

[User] Oh nice, I don't really watch football.

[User] I love it, I watch it every Monday.

[User] I haven't really watched it on TV but my family watches it sometimes.


[System] devastated: One time I was doing a really important art project for a contest and I had put in 8 hours of work into my piece and then my mom ripped it.

[User] I drew an art piece once and it got torn after I put a lot of work into it.

[User] Did you fix it?

[User] I had to restart, it was torn beyond repair.

[User] How many hours did you put into it.

[User] 8


[System] jealous: I wish I was a musican.

[User] I wish I was a musician.

[User] I sadly have no musical skill.  Do you think you will ever become a musician?

[User] No, I have no music skills either.

[User] What part of being a musician appeals to you?


[System] anxious:  I am always anxious. One example at stores sometimes. or maybe about making enough money.

[User] I often feel a lot of anxiety about making enough money and saving up enough money in case anything happens. And many things usually do happen. i almost panic at times with worry

[User] Life can be tough sometimes. It almost seems like you spend more time preparing for the unexpected than living life in the present. It's cruel sometimes

[User] That can be true I guess! But you do have to save up because at least in my life- those things happen a lot. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst>? Yes I try to live everyday happy even during work :)

[User] It's always good to have happiness even in times of worry and panic. So, I'm glad you still have some optimism!


[System] angry: My friend took my car without permission a few days ago. Literally...without even asking me!

[User] My former 'friend' took my car for a day or two without even telling me!

[User] Wow! Did you report him to the police?

[User] Well, I reported the missing car and, by extension, him I suppose since they found him in it. I'm still decising how far I want to go on it...but it was so unexpected

[User] Sounds like that person has boundary issues. My ex's brother did that bother and I quickly nipped that behavior in the bud. Good on you for stopping that. Is he in too drugs or something or just entitled?


[System] surprised: I can not believe Prince died.

[User] I can not believe Prince died.

[Assistant] Omg. I was devastated I grew up listening to him.

[User] I loved his movie, Purple Rain.

[Assistant] I loved his song Starfish & Coffee when I was little.


[System] anxious: I entered my name in a raffle at church. I cant wait to see who wins.

[Assistant] There is a raffle at my church on Sunday.

[User] What can you win?

[Assistant] Its for a 75 inch Samsung TV. I want it so bad.

[User] How much is a ticket?

[Assistant] They were $10. I bought 10


[System] angry: I was so upset when Michael Jackson died.

[User] I was so upset when Michael Jackson died.

[User] It was really sad. He was a really good artist.

[User] Yes, I saw him in concert once.

[User] That would be awesome. I bet it was a really great concert.