[System] furious: My neighbor shot my dog because he pooped on his lawn. I'm so angry right now I'm trying to find a way to ruin his life.

[User] My neighbor shot my dog and nearly killed him yesterday! All because he pooped on his driveway. I get it, my dog should go somewhere else, but shooting him?!

[User] I would have shot back, that is uncalled for

[User] I'm thinking about how I can ruin his life without getting caught. I'm so mad right now,.

[User] Maybe you should cut his brakes


[System] impressed: I met a girl from South Korea who has been travelling the world by bicycle alone. She created a blog and has had people support her to continue travelling.

[User] I met a girl from South Korea who has been travelling the world by bicycle alone. She created a blog and has had people support her to continue travelling.

[User] That sounds really cool.  Is her Blog very popular?

[User] I would assume so. I dont know how many people follow it, but shes made enough money to travel for I think 8 years.

[User] Oh my goodness!  That is so awesome.  I would love to be able to do something like that.

[User] Me too. I want to start a blog. Problem: Im a lazy writer.


[System] impressed: I have a friend that has become a millionaire from trading cryptocurrency.

[User] I have a friend that has become a millionaire from trading cryptocurrency.

[User] Thats one of my biggest regrets was not investing in it. Now the value has skyrocketed.

[User] Well they have plummeted back down so you can get in pretty cheap again, but it might not be a good idea at this point.

[User] I didnt know that. I guess not.


[System] terrified: I went to a scary corn maze and I got spooked by one of the people in it!

[Assistant] I went to a scary corn maze and I got spooked by one of the people in it!

[User] that is bad how did it happen

[Assistant] It wasn't really bad, but a guy jumped out from around the corner. It was really funny afterwords

[User] what happened afterwards


[System] ashamed: i felt that i had to let it go because my son did a stupid thing

[User] my son did a stupid this that let me ashamed

[Assistant] What did he do

[User] he assaulted a pastor of our church

[Assistant] Oh my! That is horrible!


[System] surprised: I was running the other day, and saw an elderly man checking his mail naked

[User] Yesterday as i was jogging, an elderly man was checking his mail naked

[Assistant] Oh wow! I guess he didn't care!

[User] No hair, no care...

[Assistant] That is the truth, no shame in his game.


[System] prepared: I am feeling this way while getting everything ready for graduate school.

[Assistant] I think I have everything ready for graduate school.

[User] Interesting... what are you going for?

[Assistant] Psychology!

[User] That is awesome, good luck


[System] disgusted: Last night I was in the basement and I saw a huge roach crawl under the washing machine. I shrieked because I hate bugs. Roaches give me the creepy crawlies!

[Assistant] I was doing laundry last night and I saw a huge roach scuttle underneath the washing machine. I shrieked because I hate bugs!

[Assistant] I do, too! I always make my husband kill them.

[Assistant] Roaches give me the creepie crawlies. I won't go back in there until I bomb the house.

[Assistant] I don't blame you! Get them all!


[System] confident: I am going to propose to my girlfriend and I am sure she will say yes.

[Assistant] I am going to actually propose to my "husband" soon.

[Assistant] That is awesome. I hope he says yes!

[Assistant] I am sure he will, we have been together for what seems like forever.

[Assistant] Well I wish both of you years of happiness together!


[System] guilty: I was at work and when I went to the bathroom, it got really busy and my coworker go overloaded! I feel really bad

[Assistant] I was at work and when I went to the bathroom, it got really busy and my coworker go overloaded! I feel really bad

[Assistant] Probably didn't last too long when you got back though I'm guessing

[Assistant] I wasn't expecting it to get so busy so quick, I was gone around 5 minutes and we got slammed!

[Assistant] It happens, I'm sure they don't blame you!


[System] trusting: Sometimes after i eat something spicy, i have too much trust in a fart.

[User] Sometimes after i eat, i trust a fart a little too much

[User] Does that mean what I think it means?  have you had a juicy flatulence experience?

[User] unfortunately all too often

[User] I wonder if there is anything you can do about that.


[System] sad: I had a necklace that my mother gave me before she passed away, but I just lost it.

[User] I had a necklace that my mother gave me before she passed away, but I just lost it.

[User] Oh my that is horrible, i hope you find it!

[User] I think it may have been stolen.  I was at the pool and took it off.  When I got done swimming it was gone.

[User] Man there are some crappy people in the world


[System] furious: Someone was taking mail out of my mailbox.

[Assistant] Someone was stealing mail out of my mailbox.

[User] Did they get caught?

[Assistant] They did thankfully. It made me so mad.

[User] Did they take anything important?


[System] ashamed: The other day i ate my wifes leftovers. While she was asleep.

[User] The other day while my wife was asleep, i ate her leftovers

[Assistant] What were the leftovers?

[User] Shrimp with friend rice

[Assistant] I enjoy fried rice! I hope she wasn't too upset.


[System] joyful: I was at the store and I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground! I was so happy

[Assistant] I was at the store and I found a twenty dollar bill on the ground! I was so happy

[Assistant] Nice, what did you do with it?

[Assistant] I kept it and it is still in my wallet as we speak

[Assistant] Haha yeah I guess you can't really return it at that point


[System] nostalgic: I am feeling this way because my son is having a birthday soon. I can't help but think about when he was smaller.

[Assistant] My son is turning two in a few months and I can't help but think about when he was born.

[Assistant] Any big plans? My son just turned 4. I've been nostalgic also.

[Assistant] Just a small birthday party with family and friends.

[Assistant] That sounds fun! have you been looking at the old baby pictures?


[System] caring: a while back ago I found a tiny baby kitten and decided to take it in and bottle feed it

[Assistant] a while back ago I found a tiny baby kitten and decided to take it in and bottle feed it

[Assistant] That is a very nice thing to do! I am a big animal lover.

[Assistant] Me too! I can't stand to see animals suffering.

[Assistant] Me either. It breaks my heart.


[System] content: I am very satisfied with where my life is right now.

[User] I am very satisfied with my life right now

[Assistant] t

[User] indeed i am in a good place

[Assistant] I am so glad to hearit. What's going right in your life?


[System] jealous: I was trying to get pregnant and my 15 year old cousin got knocked up.

[Assistant] When I was trying to get pregnant a few years back, my 15 year old cousin accidentally got knocked up.

[User] Oh no, was you able to get pregnant?

[Assistant] Yes I finally did about 4 months later.

[User] Congrats! Are you still pregnant?

[Assistant] No, my daughter is now 3. No more babies here.


[System] surprised: My girlfriend got me concert tickets to see my favorite band. I had no idea she did that for me.

[Assistant] My girlfriend got me concert tickets to see my favorite band. I had no idea she did that for me. I thought the tickets were sold out.

[Assistant] What band? That was very thoughtful or her.

[Assistant] Phoenix. Yea she kept it a secret that she was able to get them when I failed.

[Assistant] Awesome, I hope you have a great time at the concert.


[System] hopeful: I am feeling this way while applying to graduate school. I really need to get in.

[Assistant] I am really hoping I get accepted into the school counseling program for grad school.

[Assistant] Do you think you have a good shot?

[Assistant] I think so! I just have to be prepared for the interview.

[Assistant] Is the interview soon? Good luck.


[System] sentimental: My grandpa gave me his pocketwatch. I love that thing

[User] My grandfather gave me his pocket watch

[Assistant] Wow, where did he get it from?

[User] Kazakhstan, in 1948

[Assistant] That's awesome, glad he's able to hand it down to the next generation


[System] disgusted: Someone broke into our new home, and I felt this way as a result.

[Assistant] Someone broke into our new home, I couldn't believe it.

[Assistant] Oh man that is so scary. Did they steal anything?

[Assistant] Luckily they did not. I am glad they didn't. It was just unreal.

[Assistant] Were you in the house?


[System] confident: I have lost a little weight and  I now feel better about myself in a swimsuit.

[Assistant] I felt a lot better in a bathing suit last time I wore one since I lost a little weight.

[Assistant] That is awesome! I am happy for you!

[Assistant] Thank you, i feel better overall too.

[Assistant] That is what is most important!

[Assistant] Yup, losing weight is just a side benefit.


[System] nostalgic: Watching old tv shows

[Assistant] I really like to watch all  of the old tv shows that were on when I was a kid. I watch them with my kids sometimes. But they usually just make me feel really old when we do this.

[Assistant] That's funny, it's like you can see your kids and see yourself experiencing it when you were a kid

[Assistant] Yeah. Im pretty sure they think I was born in the 50s or something though. They always say the shows are really really old. haha

[Assistant] Right, it's hard to imagine there was a time before you when you're little


[System] caring: I have such a great family. I'm so glad they get to stay home with me

[User] I'm so glad my wife and son gets to stay home during the day

[Assistant] That sounds nice! I'm sure they appreciate it a lot.

[User] They do, it is great for my son

[Assistant] I bet! Good bonding time. How old is your son?


[System] apprehensive: Tomorrow is the first day I start a new job and career.

[Assistant] so tomorrow is my first day at a new job and new career.

[User] Wow how exciting! what do you do?

[Assistant] I'm an office manager at a event hall. I think it is going to be fun but not sure if I'll be good at it.

[User] If you put forth the effort im sure you will


[System] disappointed: I felt this way when I didn't get the big promotion at work I worked hard for.

[Assistant] I worked really hard to get a promotion at work and I found out yesterday I didn't get it.

[User] I'm sorry. Your boss still knows about the great work you have put in, though

[Assistant] I think that she does! I will get it next time!

[User] Yes you will! That's a great attitude


[System] devastated: I was wearing my favorite white shorts out to eat. I accidentally sharted.

[User] I was wearing white shorts the other night to dinner and over trusted a fart

[User] Wow that's actually hilarious. And very unfortunate

[User] Extremely and i was going commando

[User] Wow that's even funnier... But even more unfortunate


[System] embarrassed: One time in computer class i thought i had a silent fart but it was really loud and everyone heard it.

[Assistant] so this one time in computer class i thought i had a silent fart but it was really loud and everyone heard it

[Assistant] Oh, no. Was it deadly?

[Assistant] It was. So rank and so loud.

[Assistant] That is rough. I am glad you made it through.


[System] anxious: I have a big test in a few weeks and I am feeling a little worried about it.

[Assistant] I have a big test coming up and I am hoping I do good.

[Assistant] Are you nervous? I'm sure you'll do great if you prepared.

[Assistant] I am a little nervous, I have been preparing?

[Assistant] Good luck! I'm sure you'll ace it!


[System] disgusted: I found some old rotten sweet potatoes hiding at the back of my refrigerator.

[User] I found some old rotten sweet potatoes hiding at the back of my refrigerator.

[Assistant] I find myself not finishing potatoes either! They take so long to cook

[User] but they're cheap.

[Assistant] Right, taste good too

[User] Yep. Great if you're on a budget.


[System] content: I have a great job that allows me to stay at home. i love it

[User] I have a great job that allows me to stay at home

[Assistant] I could only dream of having that. That must be nice.

[User] It is great. i am so thankful

[Assistant] I wish my company would allow me to do that.


[System] faithful: I was out with my guy friends last weekend. A girl approached me and wanted my number but I told her no because I have a girlfriend.

[Assistant] I was out with my guy friends last weekend. A girl approached me and wanted my number but I told her no because I have a girlfriend.

[User] That is faithful, you are a good dude

[Assistant] Yea I have a great girl. I have no reason to get with other girls.

[User] That is good, they are hard to find


[System] embarrassed: I was at the bar the other night and had a few too many shots. I puked and passed out inside

[User] I puked and passed out at the bar last night

[Assistant] Oh, no! Were you alone?

[User] Luckily no, my greatgrandmother was with me

[Assistant] She must be a party animal.


[System] terrified: My home was broken into and we never found out who it was and I felt this way.

[Assistant] Our home was broken into.

[User] Fluff that stinks, did you shoot em?

[Assistant] We weren't home!

[User] sheesh what a bummer!


[System] afraid: I was at a scary maze and one of the people there actually scared me! It was super funny afterwords

[Assistant] I was at a scary maze and one of the people there actually scared me! It was super funny afterwords

[Assistant] I do not like scary! I try to stay away from scary movies, too!

[Assistant] I dont either, but I wanted to go with my friends

[Assistant] It sounds like you had a good time though.


[System] guilty: I felt this way when I got pulled over for speeding.

[Assistant] I got a speeding ticket, but I couldn't even be mad because I was going too fast.

[Assistant] How fast were you going?

[Assistant] 80 in a 65.

[Assistant] Wow, I got a ticket the other day going 70 in a 55. I was late for work


[System] anxious: I've got a first date in about an hour.

[User] I've got a first date in about an hour.

[Assistant] Nice, hope you have fun!!

[User] I hope I will.. I'm a little nervous.. typical first date stuff.

[Assistant] I'm sure it'll go swimmingly

[User] I hope so.


[System] anticipating: I have a very good feeling about the upcoming football season.

[User] i have a very good feeling about the upcoming football season

[Assistant] Why is that?

[User] My team has a great roster

[Assistant] Who is your team.


[System] joyful: I am feeling this way right now in my life. I have so much to be thankful for.

[Assistant] I am so thankful for everything in my life right now.

[User] That is good. what is going on with it?

[Assistant] I just have so much joy.

[User] That is good, i hope it stays that way


[System] jealous: A friend of mine just got a new wrangler. i want one so bad

[User] A friend of mine just got a new wrangler, i want one bad

[Assistant] Ive been wanting a jeep for myself too! They are so cool

[User] They are! I love them they are super nice

[Assistant] I agree! They look cool and are fun to play in the mud with


[System] impressed: I was at the store and I saw a guy carrying like 20 bags! It was amazing!

[Assistant] I was at the store and I saw a guy carrying like 20 bags! It was amazing!

[User] Nice, must have been shopping with his wife.

[Assistant] I didn't see anyone with him, but he must be trying to prove something

[User] Macho man lol


[System] annoyed: Every time I tell my Mom about something my child did that is so neat to me, my sister-in-law chimes in about something her child did to top it. It drives me crazy.

[User] Every time I tell my Mom about something my child did that is so neat to me, my sister-in-law chimes in about something her child did to top it. It drives me crazy.

[Assistant] That's funny, likes it's an extension as who they are as a person

[User] Yeah, I try to be understanding because she seems like she feels like she has something to prove when I'm all about not competing and having understanding for people's lives.  I have even said that in a nicer way and it doesn't get through to her. Its made being around her unbearable which is sad.

[Assistant] I see, yeah sometimes you just gotta lead by example


[System] grateful: I was at the store and I dropped my wallet. Luckily some old man picked it up and gave it back to me before I even noticed!

[Assistant] I was at the store and I dropped my wallet. Luckily some old man picked it up and gave it back to me before I even noticed!

[User] Man that was super lucky, most people would have taken it

[Assistant] Yeah, its good to know there are still good people in this world

[User] Exactly, it doesnt happen very often


[System] confident: I have a very good feeling about the upcoming Chargers season.

[User] I have a very good feeling about this football season for the Chargers

[Assistant] Really? I dont watch much football

[User] What sports do you enjoy?

[Assistant] I like soccer


[System] grateful: I lost my debit card and didnt have access to funds. My bank went out of their way to ship it first class back to me free of charge.

[User] I lost my debit card and didnt have access to funds. My bank went out of their way to ship it first class back to me free of charge.

[User] that was very nice of them. you werent able to walk into an office and get it faster

[User] I was out of the country. Forgot to mention. Luckily, I had some dollars for emergencies.

[User] oh then that makes sense. good thing they were willing to help

[User] Yes. Not all banks will ship overseas if you lose your card.


[System] sentimental: looking at old baby items

[User] i was looking through old boxes and came across a box full of baby stuff when my twins were super tiny

[User] Wow. Twins. How rare is it to have them?

[User] i dont know about how rare it is. but my mom is a twin. my grandmother had two sets of twins. my cousin has twins and so do i

[User] Man. Thats very interesting. Were you at all surprised to have twins then?


[System] prepared: I had a fantasy draft today. After all my research i felt i was ready

[User] I had a fantasy draft today, i researched alot for it

[Assistant] I've never tried that, do you bet money on it?

[User] Yep i do every year

[Assistant] Nice, hope it goes well


[System] furious: My friend got slammed at the bar. He was being such a headache

[User] My buddy got slammed last night at the bar

[Assistant] Slammed as in he got really drunk, or slammed as in he got into a fight?

[User] Drunk off his behind

[Assistant] Its been a while since I've seen someone drunk


[System] lonely: I was at the store and it was like I was the only one in there. I felt weird.

[Assistant] I was at the store and it was like I was the only one in there. I felt weird

[User] that is strange, i would have got out of there

[Assistant] I did, but I had to get some things before I left

[User] I would be a little spooked out by being alone


[System] annoyed: My dad told me he was going to give me a gift card to a steak house, but he never followed through.

[User] My dad told me he was going to give me a gift card to a steak house, but he never followed through.

[User] That stinks, did you go anyway?

[User] No it was way too expensive.

[User] Yeah they are, but so good


[System] hopeful: i put in for a new job. i think i have a good shot at it.

[User] I put in for a new job, i think i'll get it

[User] That is awesome.  Is it with the same company, or someone different?

[User] it is the same company i work for, so more of a promotion

[User] I hope you get it!  When will you find out?


[System] terrified: I just saw a rattle snake in my back yard.

[User] I just saw a rattle snake in my back yard.

[Assistant] Cool, what did you do about it?

[User] I went to get a shovel to dispense some justice but he slithered away before I got back

[Assistant] Little bugger, maybe next time

[User] now i'm scared to let my dog outside :(


[System] disappointed: I saw a movie the other day that i was stoked about. it wasnt good at all

[User] i saw a movie the other day, it wasnt as good as i was expecting

[Assistant] Which movie did you see?

[User] Joe Dirt 2, the first one was hilarious

[Assistant] I watched parts of it too. I didnt think it was that great either.


[System] hopeful: My kids are joing a co-op this year. I am hoping they will enjoy it.

[Assistant] My husband and I signed our kids up for a co-op this year. I really hope they enjoy it.

[User] what is co-op?

[Assistant] This co-op is for homeschoolers. Its one day a week where the kids go and learn with other homeschool kids.

[User] Oh that is really neat! i hope they like it


[System] disgusted: I saw a guy smack his wife the other day at the store. i was very furious by it

[User] i saw a guy smack his wife at the store, i was furious

[User] Did you do or say anything?

[User] I did, i usually mind my own but that isn't right too me

[User] Sometimes you got to setp in and say something though when you know something is not right.


[System] ashamed: One time I lied about being sick so could skip work.

[User] I called into work and told them I was sick, I felt bad afterwards cause it left them short handed.

[User] Were you legit sick?

[User] No. I just did not feel like going to work.

[User] Lol that happens to the best of us, dont feel bad


[System] impressed: My husband started working out only 3 months ago and can already do 90 push ups in a row! Its crazy amazing!

[User] My husband started working out only 3 months ago and can already do 90 push ups in a row! Its crazy amazing!

[User] Wow that is impressive. Do you work with him?

[User] I do workout with him. I have a lot of muscle problems so I can only do 20 wall push ups but its a far cry from where I started.

[User] That is still not bad!


[System] anxious: I am expecting a very big settlement. I can not wait

[User] I am expecting a settlement i cant wait

[User] Nice!  Hope something horrible didn't happen to you just to get it.  You getting a lot?

[User] it is supposed to be half a million, a sewage pipe busted over me while i was in a store

[User] Wow!  That seems worth it!!!!  Wish it had happened to me! ha ha.  Hope you're healthy still and congratulations!


[System] caring: I found a stray dog today and decided to rescue it.

[User] I found a stray dog today and decided to rescue it.

[User] That is awesome! What breed?

[User] I'm not sure she's a mutt of some sort.

[User] Oh ok that is very nice of you

[User] Thanks.  Are you looking for a dog by chance? :)


[System] terrified: i had a dream i was taken hostage. i woke up very

[User] i had a dream i was taken hostage

[User] That's pretty scary.  Was it like a scene from taken?

[User] Very similar, except i was stabbed

[User] That sounds pretty awful. no thanks.


[System] disappointed: I went to go get a snack from the kitchen and realized my kids ate them all.

[Assistant] I went to go get a snack from the kitchen. I looked all over but they were all gone. The kids ate them all.

[User] Oh, that is irritating sometime! That happens to me sometimes

[Assistant] It is irritating. I guess I need to hide just a few so that I can have a snack once in a while.

[User] Lol. I am guilty of hiding a couple of snacks for myself at times, nothing wrong with that


[System] trusting: My husband once let this guy come over to our house to use his tools so he could fix his truck

[User] My husband once let this guy come to our house so he could use his tools to fix his truck.

[Assistant] How did that go?

[User] Not to well, this guy ended up stealing from us

[Assistant] No way! I can not stand when people do shady things like that. We you able to get your stuff back? Did he get in trouble?

[User] We did not get nothing back, my husband did not want to report it. He said obviously the guy needed it worse than he did! Which made me mad

[Assistant] Yeah I would have been mad too. If he needed something he should have at least asked. Stealing is never okay.


[System] angry: I was supposed to close on my house this weekend, but the people are refusing to move out!

[User] I was supposed to close on my house this weekend, but the people are refusing to move out!

[User] Wow that is odd, is there nothing you can do about it?

[User] No!  They are going to have to be evicted basically.  It is outrageous!!!!!

[User] That is insane, i hope everything works out!


[System] guilty: My wife was sleeping and i ate her leftovers

[User] My wife was asleep and i ate her leftovers

[User] That sounds like a win!  Did she get mad?

[User] she doesnt know yet... but she will be pissed

[User] This just happened?  Oh boy!  maybe you can replace it before she gets up.


[System] joyful: I won the lottery last week. i have never had this much money

[User] i hit the lottery last week, i am financially set

[Assistant] That's awesome. I hope you don't spend it all too quickly.

[User] i have hired a consultant to help me with everything

[Assistant] Make sure the consultant doesn't try to rip you off either haha.


[System] anxious: I got a big exam coming up in my chemistry class. I am worried I will fail it. I just can't get my mind around the material.

[Assistant] I got a big chemistry exam coming up. I am so worried I will bomb it.

[User] I hated chemistry in school, i hope you do well

[Assistant] Yeah I just need to study more. Hopefully I can wrap my mind around the material.

[User] It is a difficult subject no doubt


[System] prepared: The last time we went on vacation, I brought more than enough stuff for everyone.

[Assistant] The last time we went on vacation I made sure to overpack so we would have everything we needed.

[User] That's a good idea. Hopefully, you had enough room

[Assistant] Oh yeah, we have a large vehicle, it wasn't an issue.

[User] That's good news. I bet it was fun!

[Assistant] Yeah we don't get to go on vacation often.


[System] jealous: My husband ordered pizza tonight at work.

[Assistant] My husband has to work all night. He ordered pizza. I am kind of wishing I had some pizza right now.

[Assistant] Mmm, pizza sounds good. What's keeping you from ordering pizza yourself? Why let him have all the fun?

[Assistant] I am not sure. I am thinking about ordering some. We will see.

[Assistant] Go for it! You'll only regret the pizzas you don't eat!


[System] furious: I got cut off in traffic the other day and it made me so angry!

[Assistant] I got cut off in traffic the other day I almost wrecked. It ticked me off.

[Assistant] Dang, traffic must be intense in your area

[Assistant] People are just crappy drivers everywhere.

[Assistant] True, driving takes more focus than a lot of people can handle

[Assistant] Yes, I think the driver's test should be way harder.


[System] anxious: I have to make a birthday cake later tonight.  I am worried I might mess it up.

[User] I have to make a birthday cake later tonight.

[User] who's birthday is it?

[User] My nephew's.  I am worried I might mess it up.

[User] don't worry


[System] guilty: I was really hungry today and ate my roomates' leftovers.

[User] I was really hungry today and ate my roomates' leftovers.

[User] Do you feel bad about it?

[User] yes. A lot..

[User] You should make it up to that person.

[User] I plan on it.


[System] afraid: I was cleaning my garage and a huge spider crawled on to me!  I am super scared of spiders!

[Assistant] I was cleaning my garage and a huge spider crawled on to me! I am super scared of spiders!

[User] Oh I do not like spiders either!  What did you do?

[Assistant] I basically screamed like a little girl and jumped!

[User] I'd probably have done the exact same thing - then called for my husband or one of my daughters to kill it!!


[System] devastated: Our little chihuahua was diagnosed with an auto-immune disease.  She got pancreatitis last August and then passed away in February.

[User] Our little chihuahua was diagnosed with an auto-immune disease when she was just a puppy.

[Assistant] Oh no!  Were you able to take care of him with medicine or treatments?

[User] Yes, for about 6 years.  Then she got pancreatitis and kinda went downhill from there.  We just lost her in February.

[Assistant] I'm so sorry!  I know how hard it is to lose a pet!  I hope you are not sad for too long.  It sounds like you did everything you could to give it a great life.


[System] grateful: i have such a great family. i am so thankful for them

[User] I have such a great family

[Assistant] That's good to hear, one of the best advantages you can have in life

[User] No doubt, it makes life so much easier

[Assistant] And they're all you got in the end!


[System] terrified: Last night a shadowy figure was at my window.  I was so scared to see it.

[User] Last night a shadowy figure was at my window.

[User] Whoa, did you find out what it was?

[User] I have no clue.  I was so scared to see it!

[User] I dont blame you, i would have been terrified


[System] lonely: i hate when i am the only person in the bar. even if it is at 10 in the morning

[User] i hate being the only person at the bar, even if it is 10 a.m.

[User] It can be boring to drink at the bar by yourself.

[User] indeed, i usually bring a pet with me to help ease the loneliness

[User] That must be a cool bar to let pets in.


[System] sentimental: I decided to do some cleaning. Was trying to get rid of some old stuff and I could not find it in me to throw some of the stuff away

[User] I decided to do some deep cleaning. I was going to get rid of some stuff and could not bring myself to throw it away

[User] I have a problem getting rid of things too. Sometimes you just have to throw it away, or donate it.

[User] Yes! Very true, or you just end up with a bunch of clutter, and I do not like clutter

[User] Just leave the house and have someone trash it for you.

[User] That is a great idea

[User] Glad I could help.


[System] sad: One of coworkers passed away. I dont want to go back to work.

[User] One of coworkers passed away. I dont want to go back to work.

[User] Oh no. I am so sorry to hear that. Were you close with this coworker?

[User] Yes, we were good friends.

[User] Than I completely understand that would be so hard

[User] Yes. I was out of the state when it happened. I missed the funeral.

[User] That would even make it worse. Did it happen all of a sudden?

[User] Yes. It was very shocking.

[User] I am so sorry for the loss. Good friends are so hard to come by


[System] impressed: My friends 3 year old is able to ride a skateboard with ease!  I was amazed at his skill!

[Assistant] My friends 3 year old is able to ride a skateboard with ease! I was amazed at his skill!

[Assistant] Nice, it's like little kids can learn anything!

[Assistant] Yeah, I just couldn't get over how well he was able to balance!

[Assistant] That's awesome, hope he goes far


[System] terrified: I saw a ghost the other night. He was following me when I was walking home. I was too scared to sleep the whole night.

[Assistant] I saw a ghost following me the other night. I was walking home and it kept moving towards me.

[User] Oh gosh! are you ok?

[Assistant] Yeah I couldn't sleep the whole night. I kept seeing it outside my window. I had to call the Ghostbusters.

[User] Haha thats a good name. Were you able to see it vividly?


[System] furious: my friend punched me when he was drunk.

[User] My friend punched me!

[Assistant] Ouch what a jerk. Why did he do that?

[User] he was drunk

[Assistant] Oh I hope you punched him back.

[User] I couldn't im not violent. But man that angered me.


[System] sad: I ruined my favorite shorts today. i sharted

[User] my favorite pair of shorts are ruined, thanks to an overtrusted fart

[User] Oh no! Was you at least at home when that happened?

[User] nope at a bar mitzvah

[User] I bet that was embarrassing. Was you drunk?


[System] devastated: My dad past away when  I was 13 years old. It happened so quickly, it was horrible to go through at such a young age

[User] My dad got sick when I was 13 and he ended up passing away because of it.

[User] Im so sorry, i can not immagine that

[User] It was a horrible. He was on life support for over 24 hours

[User] That is terrible


[System] nostalgic: I found my old toy and it reminded me of the old days.

[User] I found my old play toy the other day. It made me feel like i missed the old days.

[User] I can agree with that, adulting sucks

[User] Haha adulting is a funny word. yes those old days were the best.

[User] i miss them as well


[System] annoyed: it drives me nuts when someone stands right by me in line

[User] i hate when the person behind me in ine is so close

[User] What do you mean?

[User] like standing all in my space

[User] Oh they're in your bubble. that stinks, some people are weird like that, no bounderies.


[System] sad: My dog of 10 years recently passed away. I felt so down.

[User] My dog of 10 years recently passed away.

[Assistant] I truly do feel bad that you have to endure that. My girlfriend and I were just talking about how horrible she's going to feel when she loses her Havanese pup at some point in the distant future, since she's so close to her. I hope you can grieve the loss of your great friend in a healthy way.

[User] Thank you very much. Yes, it's always really hard to lose a pet you are so close to. My finacee is urging me to get another puppy to help the feeling pass.

[Assistant] I can appreciate why they'd say that. They just want you to feel better. But it's all about to how you're feeling. You'll know in your gut when to get another pet, if you ever want to get another one. It's important to take the time to reflect on your lost relationship.


[System] proud: Spent a lot of my saturday organizing and cleaning my room. There's no better feeling that knowing you accomplished an errand you were supposed to do, and getting to enjoy clean space after your hard work.

[Assistant] Spent a lot of my saturday organizing and cleaning my room. There's no better feeling that knowing you accomplished an errand you were supposed to do, and getting to enjoy clean space after your hard work.

[User] That's wonderful! You're right, it is so rewarding to stand back and see everything clean once you are done.

[Assistant] Yeah, it's kind of a shame my roommate isn't the cleanest. So, when I bother to clean the other areas of the apartment, it kind of goes to waste. But at least I can kind of keep up my own little domain and use it as a retreat from the rest of the place.

[User] Right, that's something you can at least have full control over. Your own humble abode.


[System] furious: I was pretty mad last week when my landlord was taking their time with replacing my ac. It was so hot

[User] I was mad last week when my landlord was taking their time fixing my ac. It was so hot

[User] Was your landlord truly trying their best, or did they simply not care about your well-being at that time?

[User] I do not think they cared

[User] I'm so sorry to hear that. Some people are just cruel to others that are not within their social circle.


[System] annoyed: My roommate always pees all over the toilet seat. It makes me so mad.

[User] My roommate always pees all over the toilet seat.

[User] ugh. People like that are gross.

[User] I know right? At least clean it off if you miss the mark. Makes me so mad.

[User] I know right. Some people are too lazy.


[System] hopeful: I just made enough money to give myself a vacation. i feel great about myself.

[User] I amde enough money lately that i feel comfortable and ready to take on anything!

[User] Wow I envy you. That sounds like a wonderful feeling!

[User] You will get there too! I just know my future will hold good things.

[User] Thank you! I hope to feel that content someday!


[System] content: I had a very nice walk with my dog. It did not pull on the leash at all and I feel very relaxed.

[User] Just go back from walking the dog, he was a perfect angel on the leash

[Assistant] I didn't think that was possible for a dog on a walk! What kind of dog do you have?

[User] Half bulldog and half german shepherd. He's just a puppy. That why a nice walk is so relaxing. He's usually a going concern.

[Assistant] That's quite the mix! What's his name?

[User] Oscar. He's sleeping now, and I get a few moments of peace and quiet.


[System] trusting: I feel on top of the world when I have my kitty Trinity snuggled in my lap.  I never have to worry about her scratching me!

[Assistant] I love having my kitty snuggling up to me.  I feel so loved!

[Assistant] Funny you say that... my roommate just got a cat about a month ago. I was hesitant to agree to share the apartment with it, as I'm not the most fond of them. But I didn't want to say no. It's actually been an affectionate cat so far.

[Assistant] Cats will make you love animals!   They can be so affectionate.

[Assistant] I suppose so. I've never gravitated towards them. They seem like they only have one personality, and they're either nice or mean, and never warm up to you over time. So, I was a little wary of that.

[Assistant] Haha I can see that.  I have had a few mean ones but I just deal with them.


[System] surprised: Been making a lot of money off of my hobby lately. I think this thing might take off and I can quit my day job... I had no idea that would happen, or that people would enjoy my work enough to do that.

[Assistant] Been making a lot of money off of my hobby lately. I think this thing might take off and I can quit my day job... I had no idea that would happen, or that people would enjoy my work enough to do that.

[Assistant] What kind of hobby do you have?

[Assistant] So, I make boats. It's a little time consuming, but I've loved woodworking, and my dad was a sailor, so I've been around boats all my life. I decided to combine the two. I figured when I made them, I might as well sell them, since I only have use of so many of them. Well... it's turned into quite the money-maker.

[Assistant] That is awesome!  What kind of boats do you make?

[Assistant] Canoes and rowboats, mainly. Things that are somewhat easy to make in terms of time and scale.


[System] angry:  I saw a man slap his wife today. it made me extremely mad

[User] A man slapped his wife today at the store, i didnt take too kindly too it

[Assistant] That sounds like an ugly scene...did anybody step in

[User] i did, i head butted him in the nose to give him a taste of his medicince

[Assistant] For real? haha good job!


[System] proud: I'm pretty satisfied in my self-discipline.  I used to have no control over my life but now I've taken the reigns

[Assistant] I used to have no sense of purpose in my life, total deadbeat loser....now I've taken the reigns and am in full control. Pretty amazing how far I've come

[User] That is awesome! i am happy for you!

[Assistant] Thanks.  So many people bitch and moan about how hard they have it...but few do anything about it glad I finally grew out of that phase

[User] i agree totally, it takes a strong person to admit they are like that


[System] disappointed: My friend went back to drugs.

[User] My friend is having troubles. I don't know what to do as far as helping him.

[User] What kind of trouble is he having right now?

[User] A drug problem. It has been going on for years.

[User] Oh no. That is no good! It is hard to sit back and watch someone have a drug problem


[System] caring: My friend lost her father so I fixed her up some food for her and her family to help them out

[User] My friends dad past away, it was hard on her and the rest of her family. I ended up putting together one of them food trains to help them out

[User] Good job. That can be really tough to go through that.

[User] Yes it sure can. It was rough for them

[User] You are a good friend though. I wish i had more friends like you.


[System] disappointed: I had to cancel on my friend tonight. It made me feel bad to do it but I was tired

[User] I had to cancel on a friend tonight. I felt bad about it but I was so tired

[Assistant] They'll understand, sometimes it's better not to overextend yourself

[User] I hope so

[Assistant] Better to rest so you can do everything you want tomorrow!


[System] proud: I live in the greatest country in the world. It is a blessing to be here

[User] it is a great honor to live in the USA

[User] Yes, I love it here. It is the greatest country in the world.

[User] No doubt, everyone who doesnt like it can kick rocks

[User] That is how I feel about it. I love my country.


[System] jealous: My sister got to stay out late as a kid but i had a early curffue

[User] Im so upset me sister gets to stay out as late as she wants but i have to be in at 8 PM its not fair

[User] Dear lord, how old are you?

[User] Does it really matter? I mean I feel like they have always played favorites.

[User] I was joking. I havent a curfew since I was 17. Im an only child so wouldnt know much about favorites.


[System] annoyed: I was staying at a hostel and forgot to lock my backpack. I woke up the next day with money missing.

[User] I was staying at a hostel and forgot to lock my backpack. I woke up the next day with money missing.

[User] O no did you report it to the hospital

[User] Hostel. Theyre not responsible for lost items.

[User] That is not ok I would make go to a higher up

[User] Its fine. It wasnt alot of money. I just dont like people taking my things.


[System] excited: I'm really looking forward to starting my new semester next week. I'm really looking forward to it.

[User] I'm really looking forward to starting my new semester next week.

[Assistant] You want to start school back up?  What are you going for?

[User] I'm getting a masters in education. Yeah, I feel like summer break has been good but it's time to get back on it.

[Assistant] I bet that is a lot of work!  Do you already teach?

[User] It is unfortunately! Yes, I am doing that full time in a high school now.


[System] apprehensive: I always feel on edge when the puppies are outside for too long.  It makes me worry too much.

[Assistant] My dogs are like my children to me and I can't stand when they are outside to long!

[User] Oh yes! I know your feeling. I see my dog as a child as well.

[Assistant] Its weird how much love you can have for something that can't even talk to you and not even the same species but I love my doggies so much.

[User] Right! It's like some kind of spiritual bond I think. It's a wonderful love to have!


[System] devastated: When I found out my brother was moving when I was younger, it really killed me. I was going to miss him so much

[User] When I found out my brother was moving when I was younger, it really hurt me. I was going to miss him

[Assistant] That's touching, how is it these days?

[User] We live closer now, but I hated it when he moved

[Assistant] Right, change is often difficuly


[System] trusting: My girlfriend enjoys going out with her friends for lady night once a month. I dont mind since I know she wont do anything stupid.

[Assistant] My girlfriend enjoys going out with her friends for lady night once a month. I dont mind since I know she wont do anything stupid.

[User] Yeah I see no harm in that

[Assistant] Some people get really jealous but I have no reason to be.

[User] Yeah i know i dont get why people are that way


[System] confident: I had to interview about a promotion and i know i nailed it

[User] i had a interview last week! i think im getting the promotion at work

[Assistant] That would be great. Good luck.

[User] Yeah im really excited for the results1

[Assistant] I really hope you get it. Just stay confident.


[System] hopeful: We put an offer down on a house.  I really want that house and think they'll accept our 27 milliion dollar offer.

[Assistant] We put an offer down on a house that I really want.

[User] Congratulations! I'm so happy to hear that. You must be really excited!

[Assistant] Yeah I think there's a reallly good chance they accept our offer of 27 million!

[User] Holy moly ravioli. 27 million? You are rolling in the money.


[System] sad: This week, my manager told me bad comments about my work performance. It made me feel bad.

[Assistant] This week, my manager told me bad comments about my work performance. It made me feel bad.

[User] that isnt good, were they true?

[Assistant] No, there were not. The project is not making progress as expected mainly because he is bad manager. He is trying to find excuses.

[User] That is terrible, is there someone above him you can go to?


[System] excited: Football season is almost here. i cant wait

[User] It's almost time for NFL!

[Assistant] Are you going to watch?

[User] Oh yeah i love football, do you?

[Assistant] No, I am not a big fan. Which team do you like?


[System] sentimental: My brother got hurt badly and i felt so heartfelt for him.

[User] My brother was hurt the other day and i felt so bad.

[User] How did he get hurt?

[User] He fell down and busted his head open. My life kind of changed. I felt so much care for him.

[User] That happened to me a few weeks ago. I was severely dehydrated and I fainted. I hit the ground hard.

[User] Oh no! Are you OK?

[User] I am now. Had to get stitched up.


[System] angry: I was on a train in Sri Lanka. I asked the passengers if I was at the right stop. They told me no. Turns out I was at the right place.

[User] I was on a train in Sri Lanka. I asked the passengers if I was at the right stop. They told me no. Turns out I was at the right place.

[User] Oh dang. Do you think it was intentional?

[User] I dont think they understood what I was asking.

[User] Oh that stinks. I bet you were pretty mad?

[User] A little bit, but I have a problem  assuming everyone speaks English in a foreign county that I visit.


[System] guilty: I stole money from my daughters piggy bank

[Assistant] I stole money from my daughter's piggy bank and now she's wondering where her money went

[User] Oh no, what did you buy?

[Assistant] I bought a few beers. I feel terribly guilty about it now.

[User] Was it at least Budweiser?


[System] surprised: I was shocked to find out that when i got home my house had been broken into!

[User] I came home to my back door being kicked in

[Assistant] Sorry to hear that. Do you think it was an intruder or just some prankster?

[User] Intruder they went through all of my stuff

[Assistant] Did they take your television?


[System] guilty: I feel bad when I do not go to church. I know I should be there

[User] I feel bad when I do not make it to church. I know I should be there

[User] What stops you from going? Being busy with life, or just deep down you just do not want to go

[User] I get busy or oversleep sometimes

[User] Sometimes life does have away with getting away from us


[System] content: I am so happy with my life. I have a wonderful husband and some pretty awesome kids

[User] I sometimes catch myself looking at my husband and kids and thinking to myself that my life is good.

[User] Life is good when its like that

[User] It really is, and sometimes it is things like that, that people take for granted

[User] Cherish those moments


[System] guilty: My kids got so much Halloween candy last year. I couldn't resist eating a few of them. I didn't realize I ate almost half of their haul. Oops!

[Assistant] My kids got a ton of Halloween candy last year. Didn't think they would notice if I ate just a few of them.

[User] I don't blame you, I would have eaten some. Did they notice?

[Assistant] Not at first but I kept eating them and they caught me red-handed one day. I felt so bad I had to go buy them more.

[User] What type of candy was it? I like Sour Patch and chocolates.

[Assistant] Mostly chocolate which is what I am addicted to.

[User] Good taste in candy! I love Reeses cups and Hershey bars. Did you eat any of those?


[System] joyful: I am going to be really happy next weekend. I am going on a nice little trip

[User] I am going to be happy next weekend. I am going on a nice little trip

[User] Where are you going?

[User] To asheville north carolina

[User] What the heck is there?


[System] proud: I finally got my BA. I am so happy to be done with college?

[User] I finally got my BA. I am so happy to be done with college?

[User] School can be al ot of work

[User] And it takes 4 years or more. Im still debating grad school.

[User] I say go for it

[User] Maybe. I dont want to be in debt for the rest of my life.


[System] anxious: I wanted to ask this girl out and planned on doing it soon.

[User] I am plannin gon asking this girl out and i am so nervous.

[Assistant] I'm sure she'll be flattered if you're honest about how you're feeling!

[User] Thanks! I think she knows but i have been shy for some reason. Im not the best at it.

[Assistant] I see, I hope it goes well for you!

[User] Thank you!


[System] faithful: Although there are so many bad people in the world, i am confident it is getting better

[User] I have hope that the world will get better.

[User] what do you mean i think it is pretty good right now

[User] there are too many bad people in the world, i hope the good overcomes the bad

[User] Yeah it always foes in the end


[System] anticipating: My grandma went into the hospital we are not expecting the best news

[User] my grandma was rushed to the hospital im not sure what is going on

[User] That is terrible, i hope everything is ok

[User] me too but we are not expecting good news

[User] I am so sorry to hear that!


[System] annoyed: There is a coworker sitting next time that he is making noise with his pen the whole day long. It is disturbing me from my work.

[Assistant] There is a coworker sitting next to me that he is making noise with his pen the whole day long. It is disturbing me from my work.

[Assistant] That's got to be annoying! Have you tried telling him to stop?

[Assistant] I already told him but he said he can't concentrate without having something in his hands.

[Assistant] Maybe he should take up knitting--or something else that would be a bit more quiet.


[System] disgusted: I saw the grossest thing on the bus the other day. This guy left a sandwich and it was so moldy.

[User] I was on the bus the other day and saw the grossest thing.

[User] what was it?

[User] Someone left something and it started molding and was growing so much.

[User] Ah that is disgusting!

[User] I know right, so gross.


[System] trusting: There is a crazy crime spree going on near me. I believe our police will get it taken care of though

[User] There is a bunch of crime near me right now, i hope the police can get it taken care of

[User] Same here. Are you living on a street where it is normal, as far as crime?

[User] Not usually, just all of the sudden

[User] Dang that is pretty scary though.


[System] embarrassed: One time I got so drunk I stripped down and got into the pool, we just so happen to have alot of people around. The worse is not remembering and having people tell you the story

[User] There was this one time years ago that we threw a party and I got so drunk, I do not remember anything! You know it is bad when you have people telling you what all you did and you can not remember any of it

[User] Yeah, when I was younger I did some of that stuff as well. It's a really embarrassing thing to hear stories about things you did that you don't remember doing.

[User] Tell me about it, nothing like having someone tell you that you strpped down and jumped into the pool while everyone was still there. Glad those days are behind me

[User] Well if you have never gotten blind drunk and strip naked, you haven't lived.


[System] jealous: I live in an area with a lot of cottage properties. I see people with a lot of quads, boats and jet-skis that I wish I could afford.

[User] I live in an area with a lot of cottage properties. It blows me away some of the toys people have

[Assistant] Oooh like what kind of toys?

[User] Boats, ATVs and jet-skis. Oh, motor homes too. I have a  canoe lol

[Assistant] Wow that sounds like fun.I love canoeing!

[User] I don't have water access where I live but the beach is not far awayu


[System] afraid: There have been so many crimes near me lately. It is getting out of hand

[Assistant] There is so much crime near me its getting ridiculous

[Assistant] You ever think about moving?

[Assistant] We are hoping too soon!

[Assistant] Hope everything works out for you!


[System] caring: I care for my girlfriend a lot, we are very close

[User] I care for my girlfriend a lot, we are very close

[User] Aww, how long have you been together?

[User] We have been together for almost 3 years now

[User] That's amazing, keep up the good work!


[System] guilty: I stole some shrimp from my friend and i feel bad.

[User] I stole from my friend and i feel pretty bad about it.

[User] Why did you steal stuff?

[User] I needed shrimp for a recipe and he had some.

[User] Oh, that is rude, did you pay him back?

[User] no, i don't want to admit it.


[System] joyful: I got a scholarship for college.

[Assistant] I got approved for a scholarship for college that I had been competing for for many months!

[Assistant] Nice! I wish I was more active in searching for scholarships like it sounds like you are. But this one sounds like it was a lot of hard work to earn. I haven't been the smartest about lightening the student loan debt burden while in school. Good on you for looking ahead.

[Assistant] I agree, I wanted to attend a higher ranking school but they didn't give me any scholarship so I decided not to accept their offer.

[Assistant] Sometimes compromises have to be made. But I have to say, I'm impressed that you were that self-aware about the entire process, especially as a somewhat new adult. Good for you for considering all the options and making the choice you felt was best. You sound like you'll be successful after college, especially because of how hard-working you are.


[System] excited: This sounds weird, but I'm excited because I'll have some free time tomorrow to do some deep cleaning on my apartment. It's been messy since I've been gone most of the summer. I want to get it clean before school starts so I can enjoy it being fresh during the semester.

[Assistant] This sounds weird, but I'm excited because I'll have some free time tomorrow to do some deep cleaning on my apartment. It's been messy since I've been gone most of the summer. I want to get it clean before school starts so I can enjoy it being fresh during the semester

[Assistant] Nothing like a deep clean to breathe new life into your home! Its a great idea to get it out of the way now so it won't me on your mind once things start to get busy.

[Assistant] Yeah, I'm the type of person to get stressed out and become unable to work in an environment that's too cluttered or dirty. It starts to make me feel claustrophobic. I have a good gene I guess, because cleaning relaxes me, while to others it's like a chore.

[Assistant] I completely understand that. Its a good quality to have and is actually healthier in the long run if you keep your surroundings clean.


[System] afraid: When I came home, the door was open and the lock broken.

[Assistant] When I came home from work yesterday, the front door was open and the lock broken.

[Assistant] Someone broke in?

[Assistant] Looks like it. I was so afraid that I instantly called the police and went to my neighbors house until they arrived.

[Assistant] Good thinking.  Sounds like you should get yourself a new house


[System] annoyed: I hate parents that shelter their kids by censoring every TV show, movie, video game, or musician.  Of course it's one thing to let a 5-year-old watch "Silence of the Lambs"; but do you really expect to raise the next Einstein by blinding a kid to reality? By the time he's 13 he or she's gonna have some serious repression issues and grow up to be a psycho

[Assistant] I hate parents that censor every TV show, movie, video game, or song on the radio. Of course it's one thing to let a 5-year-old watch "Silence of the Lambs"; but do you really expect to raise the next Einstein by blinding him to the real world? By the time he's 13 he or she's gonna have some serious repression issues and grow up to be a weirdo

[Assistant] I agree, such helicopter parents exercise far too much control on their kids, doing more harm than good in the long run.

[Assistant] Yes I'm glad you see it that way.  Which is why I think despite all the shortcomings Millenials have we're probably going to be the best generation of parents in history lol

[Assistant] I completely agree. Unfortunately we also have to clean up the mess made by our parent generation.. you know like climate change exists!


[System] joyful: I was so happy for my brother, he won a karate tournemant.

[User] My brother won a championship in karate. I am so happy for him!

[User] What kind of belt does he have?

[User] he is already black.

[User] Heh. Thats really cool. I need to take self defense classes.


[System] excited: I will be taking a trip to SE Asia next week. I cant wait.

[User] I will be taking a trip to SE Asia next week. I cant wait.

[User] Oh man i am jealous. Are you going with anyone?

[User] Just me. I fly to Hanoi on the 1st.

[User] Dang are you scared at all? As far as doing it yourself?

[User] No, I did a tour of South America for 4 months in 2015 and 8 months in Europe in 2004 by myself.


[System] ashamed: My husband was asleep and i ate his leftovers

[Assistant] I ate my husbands leftovers while he was asleep

[Assistant] Did you tell him he ate it in his sleep

[Assistant] Nope he hasnt checked yet

[Assistant] I hope it tasted good!


[System] anxious: I am nervous about Monday. I have to go to the doctor again

[User] I am nervous about monday. I have to go to the doctor again

[User] Why are you having to go again?

[User] I am still coughing a lot

[User] Probably from the crazy weather change. I hope they figure out what is causing the cough


[System] anticipating: My son signed up for this program and I felt so anxious about it the day I had to drop him off

[User] My son started getting into a little bit of trouble and got kicked out of summer school on the first day, so he decided to sign up for a youth chalenge program

[User] Oh no. Well I hope that makes him better

[User] He has been there for 5 weeks, I got to see him for the first time last Saturday. With him being gone I find myself anxious with him not being able to call home or come home

[User] I am sure he will be fine


[System] embarrassed: I had to carry three boxes from my car back to the store.  Since I've lost weight recently, before I could make it to the counter, my pants dropped down to my ankles!  I was SO humiliated!

[Assistant] I've recently been on a weight loss program.  I've done very well.  I've lost 30 lbs!

[User] I am happy for you. Just keep going

[Assistant] Yes, but because of this, my pants have been loose.  The other day, my hands were full carrying boxes.  My pants fell down to my ankles while I was walking!!!

[User] That is a good thing ha


[System] impressed: I am pretty happy with my tattoo artist. He is not charging me a lot work great work

[User] I am really happy with my tattoo artist. He is not charging me a lot for great work

[Assistant] That's great.  I don't have any tattoos myself, but a lot of people I know do.  And it seems expensive.  So I'm glad he's not charging you much.

[User] They can be very expensive

[Assistant] It seems that a decent one is several hundred dollars.  I just don't have that kind of money.


[System] trusting: My mom said she'd go to the doctor the next time she started feeling weird heart palpitations again. I'm about a thousand miles away from her, so I can't force her to go. But I'm worried about her, as she's always avoided the doctor, and always been in poor health. Hope she does the right thing.

[Assistant] My mom said she'd go to the doctor the next time she started feeling weird heart palpitations again. I'm about a thousand miles away from her, so I can't force her to go. But I'm worried about her, as she's always avoided the doctor, and always been in poor health. Hope she does the right thing

[Assistant] I hope so, too. Heart conditions can be scary! Do you have anyone closer to her that could check in?

[Assistant] Sort of.. we have a neighbor that's been by her for 10 years, and they've been friends for a long time. But she's older herself, and has her own worries, so it's not like I can put more on her plate. My mother is just stubborn. I love her to death, but she's kind of a "What will be, will be" type person, and just assumes life will happen and you can, nor should, do anything to get in the way of it.

[Assistant] I know quite a few people that live their lives that way. I can see some of the reasons why a person would think that -- but it's still difficult when it comes to the health of someone you love.


[System] embarrassed: My face was on the front page of the newspaper for a bad reason.

[Assistant] I've gotten some bad publicity in the past.

[Assistant] What is deserved or undeserved?

[Assistant] Undeserved, buy I'm the only one that thought so.

[Assistant] I see, dont worry though. Nowadays everyone finds an excuse to grab their pitchfork and point it at someone.


[System] impressed: The mechanic fixed my car within an hour.

[Assistant] My car engine start smoking but my mechanic arrived and fixed my car within an hour!

[Assistant] That's good timing at least. Glad it didn't take too long.

[Assistant] I agree I was thoroughly impressed by his expertise. I was glad to be back on the road so quickly.

[Assistant] What ended up being the problem ?


[System] faithful: I've been long distance with my girlfriend for about 6 years, mainly because I've been in university for a while. But I graduate this spring, and I'm going to propose to her after the ceremony. She's been patient this entire time, and hopefully it will all pay off.

[Assistant] I've been long distance with my girlfriend for about 6 years, mainly because I've been in university for a while. But I graduate this spring, and I'm going to propose to her after the ceremony. She's been patient this entire time, and hopefully it will all pay off.

[User] She sounds like a great girl. I am sure it will you sound like a happy couple.

[Assistant] I hope so. I owe a lot to her. She motivated me to get off of my behind and make something of myself and go to school. Before her, I was just an unproductive man-child, playing games at my parent's house. Now I've moved out, work part-time while going to school.. It's time to pay her back.

[User] Hell yea you sound like a genuine guy/girl. You know what is important, you will do fine.


[System] afraid: I was so scared of my uncle. He is so mad at me for not graduating.

[User] My uncle is going to come after me. I didn't graduate.

[Assistant] Why would your uncle be upset? And how do you feel about the situation? It sounds like there's a lot to unpack there.

[User] You are right but my unle is a simple man and he gave me a warning about me not graduating.

[Assistant] I see. Well, what's most important is your reaction and feelings around the situation, and what you plan to do about it. The only one that can affect the outcome is you. It's disappointing to deal with your uncle's negativity, but you can't let it distract you from moving in a positive direction.


[System] content: I am pretty happy with my life right now, it is going pretty well overall

[User] I am pretty happy with my life right now, it is going pretty well overall

[Assistant] That's great when life just feels right

[User] It sure is, I hope things stay like this for a long time!

[Assistant] I hope they do too! I'm happy for you


[System] sentimental: I was going through some old stuff in the attic and found some of my childhood toys.

[User] I was going through my attic and found some of my old childhood toys

[Assistant] You must be feeling nostalgic, maybe your kids will enjoy them

[User] You are right and I am really looking back fondly on some times in the past

[Assistant] Right, it's amazing how one thing can bring back so many memories


[System] grateful: My dad knew I was having some financial difficulties and decided to pay off my car loan!  I am so appreciative to him!

[Assistant] My dad knew I was having some financial difficulties and decided to pay off my car loan! I am so appreciative to him!

[User] Wow, that was super nice of him. You are lucky to have such a great dad.

[Assistant] I really am!  I will do whatever I can to repay the kindness!

[User] That is a really great thing to hear. I hope you can find some way to pay back his kindness.


[System] ashamed: I clogged the toilet at work yesterday. I had to take a huge dump and there was nothing to do about it. The toilet couldn't handle it. I couldn't fix it, either. So, I just quietly whisked away. I feel bad for the janitor that has to deal with it.

[Assistant] I clogged the toilet at work yesterday. I had to take a huge dump and there was nothing to do about it. The toilet couldn't handle it. I couldn't fix it, either. So, I just quietly whisked away. I feel bad for the janitor that has to deal with it

[User] yeah but that is his ob

[Assistant] That's true. But I wish there was something I could have done to make it easier on him. I've always had random small talk with him, and he's the nicest person. I just feel like a gross slob.

[User] yeah im not sure i could every take that job


[System] furious: I was at a baseball game and this guy heckled a kid an i got into a argument with im

[User] i was at a rangers game and this guy attacked a kid over the shirt he was wearing

[Assistant] That sounds like an uncomfortable situation. What ended up happening? I kind of avoid large crowds and sports events because of this, since there's usually alcohol involved.

[User] yeah it just made me upset so i had a argument with him

[Assistant] Oh, so you got involved? Were you trying to protect the kid? If so, I can understand that, and that's noble. Hopefully nothing too negative came from the situation.


[System] jealous: There was an ex girlfriend of my husbands when we first got together that told me that one day he would be hers again cause she was still in love with him

[User] When my husband and I first got together he use to talk to his ex girlfriend all the time cause she was with one of his friends. I despised that woman

[Assistant] Yikes, that's very disrespectful. I hope you told him how you feel about that.

[User] I did, he said she did not mean anything to him and stopped going over to his friends house

[Assistant] That's good, at least he learned from that. I hope you guys are going strong now!


[System] ashamed: Last week I stole a donut from my boyfriend's desk

[Assistant] Last week I stole a donut from my boyfriend's desk, I was really hungry

[User] Did your boyfriend notice?

[Assistant] Haha yes, he wondered where it went. I told him the dog ate it.

[User] Lol. Sometimes we got to do what we gotta do


[System] disappointed: It was my birthday and i just knew my dad was gonna get me a car for my 16th. I couldnt believe it when he got me a mercedes.  what a piece of crap, I wanted a Mclaren

[Assistant] It was my birthday and i just knew my dad was gonna get me a car for my 16th.

[User] Did he! You lucky dog!

[Assistant] well yeah but it was only a mercedes, I thought he was gonna get me a lamborghini...

[User] Well dang that is awesome man, hopefully you can save up for your own lambo.


[System] impressed: My mom forgave me for something horrible i did. I am so soprised of how amazing she is.

[User] My mom is the best. my mom gave me the benefit of the doubt when i got a DUI.

[Assistant] Were you actually under the influence?

[User] Yes, i thought she would disown me but she ended up supporting me.

[Assistant] Well that's great of her, we've all done stuff.


[System] lonely: My friends went on vacation without me.

[Assistant] My friends went on vacation without me, and now I have no one to hang out with for 3 weeks.

[User] That sucks, I'm sorry to hear it. Did they at least ask you first?

[Assistant] Yes but I couldn't go because of work. Guess I will have to suck it up and be lonely for a while.

[User] At least they asked you, that's good. It will pass in no time and you'll be hanging soon I'm sure,


[System] trusting: I let my guard down around my best friend and she told all my secrets away

[Assistant] I let my guard down around my best friend and she told all my secrets away

[Assistant] Dang, I guess she wasn't your friend after all

[Assistant] Yeah, gotta cut her out of my life. Loyalty is so important in a friend.

[Assistant] It is, glad you could figure out that she's not right to have in your life


[System] ashamed: I am upset with how I acted at work the other day, I lashed out when I should not have

[User] I am upset with how I acted at work the other day, I lashed out when I should not have

[Assistant] Oh no, did you get into trouble with your boss?

[User] Not yet, but I think I will soon

[Assistant] Ahh, that's too bad. Just make sure to take responsibility and be very sorry for your actions, maybe it won't be so bad.


[System] sentimental: I miss the smell of burnt hay in the fall, my hometown farmers used to do it every year.

[Assistant] I miss the smell of burnt hay in the fall, my hometown farmers used to do it every year.

[User] I get that, nothing can beat home!

[Assistant] Yeah, I wish I visited more often, but my job keeps me away.

[User] I am sorry to hear that, well maybe when you retire!


[System] impressed: I felt this way when I met my dentist.

[Assistant] I have the best dentist.

[User] A good dentist is great to have!

[Assistant] I was really impressed by his care.

[User] Did you have a lot of work done?


[System] ashamed: I ate my wife's leftovers while she took a nap.

[User] I ate my wife's leftovers while she was taking a nap

[Assistant] what were the left overs?

[User] Steak and gravy!

[Assistant] That sounds good!


[System] surprised: I wasn't expecting to get this chick's number yesterday at the gym.  It was a pretty funny story actually

[Assistant] I got this chick's number yesterday and I wasn't expecting it.  I was about to fight this one guy who was talking crap to me but he ran away like a little bitch and she and her friend saw everything...I thought they were gonna start avoiding me...but they actually chatted me up asking me where I'm from and now she's still texting me haha

[Assistant] Sounds like quite the adventure you had. You must feel proud of yourself.

[Assistant] Maybe a little haha I was pretty heated though...glad it turned out for the better

[Assistant] Yes and hopefully no one was hurt.


[System] grateful: The storm narrowly missed my neighborhood.

[Assistant] Phew! The recent storm narrowly missed my neighborhood!

[Assistant] Nice you must feel pretty lucky

[Assistant] Yes I do and grateful for that luck. Wouldnt want my new Porsche to get dented!

[Assistant] Haha I wouldn't either if I had a Porsche....sounds like you need some kind of bomb shelter emergency parking


[System] grateful: I am so lucky to have ahome like i do.

[User] I found a home and bought it and i can't believe i was able too.

[User] Are you happy with it

[User] Absolutely! I feel so lucky.

[User] I am glad for you then


[System] terrified: I was scared last year at this time. I had a cough that would not go away

[User] I was scared last year at this time. I had a couch that would not go away

[User] A couch! how was it hurting you?

[User] Dang. I meant a cough that would not go away. Sorry about that

[User] Haha no worries. I though how could a couch could be scary... Are you OK? did you go to the doctor?


[System] embarrassed: In fifth grade, I was singing a solo in a school play and forgot the words.

[Assistant] When I was in elementary school, I forgot the words to my solo in a school play.

[Assistant] Oh, no! It happens to the best of us.

[Assistant] Yeah, I suppose so. Still, I remember being super embarrassed, I still think about it sometimes too.

[Assistant] Luckily it is in the past, and I am sure no one remembers it!


[System] grateful: I am feeling this way towards my husband.

[Assistant] I have a pretty awesome husband.

[Assistant] That's good to hear! What makes him so awesome?

[Assistant] He works hard for our family so I can stay home with our son.

[Assistant] I'm happy he's able to support his family through his work. I hope he enjoys it!


[System] devastated: I got really upset when I got home today and my cat pooped on the bed.

[Assistant] I got really upset when I got home today and my cat pooped on the bed.

[Assistant] Gross!  I would have been super mad if my cat did that!  What did you do?

[Assistant] I had to clean it up, but not before I yelled at her and showed her what she did.

[Assistant] Yeah, I would have done the some.  Hopefully that never happens to you again.


[System] lonely: My wife has out of town for a couple weeks and we just moved to this city.  I feel so bored and have no one to hang out with.

[Assistant] My wife has out of town for a couple weeks and we just moved to this city. I feel so bored and have no one to hang out with.

[Assistant] Oh no, maybe try going to reddit and ask people what to do in your city!

[Assistant] That's actually a really good idea!  I am always on reddit anyways!

[Assistant] Hahaha, me too, it's such a time sink. This week when it was down for a couple hours I really felt like I had nothing else to browse.


[System] afraid: I got a little scared last week on the way home. My car was driving odd

[User] I was scared last week driving home. My car was driving weird

[Assistant] Uh oh! How was it driving weird?

[User] The handling was harder than usual

[Assistant] Yikes! My old Ford Focus had a similar issue. It turned out to be really bad alignment and ended up putting a hole in our front tire.


[System] hopeful: I applied to university and felt I had a great chance. It was my dream school.

[Assistant] Feeling good about this application.

[Assistant] Oh yeah?  You applying to a new job?

[Assistant] Nope applied to my dream school actually.

[Assistant] Oh how cool!  Well good luck my friend!!! What do you want to study?


[System] angry: I hate this new printer at work!!!!

[Assistant] We got this new printer at work and it MAKES ME SO MAD!!!!

[Assistant] What does it not do right?

[Assistant] EVERYTHING!!! I dont know who's bright idea it was to buy a laserjet printer for work but it was so stupid!!

[Assistant] That's so lame, you should maybe tell your boss about it though.

[Assistant] Yeah I probably will.  Maybe I'll throw it in the pond outside.


[System] sad: I totaled my brand new car.

[Assistant] I totaled my brand new car yesterday.

[Assistant] Oh wow, that isn't good.  Hopefully you had good insurance and that you are ok!

[Assistant] I do thankfully. It was some kid who didn't have a license. I'm still sad because it was my first car ever.

[Assistant] Is the kid ok?  He won't have his license for a few more years probably now.


[System] faithful: My fiance is always number one and I couldn't imagine ever betraying his trust.

[Assistant] My fiance and I celebrate our 6th year anniversary on Monday!

[Assistant] So exciting! Do you have any special gift in mind for them?

[Assistant] No, we are broke.  We are going out to dinner and maybe a movie but last year for our 5th we both forgot it till the next day!

[Assistant] Thats alright. As long as you two are happy with each other, thats the most important thing!


[System] faithful: Recently, a friend of mine who works for me was offered another job.  He is so vital to our team in our business.  I really did not want him to leave the company.  In the end, he was faithful to our company.  I am thankful for such a good friend.

[Assistant] A friend of mine who works for me (really with me) was recently offered another job for a little more pay.  I was quite nervous on what he would decide.  In fact, he never even mentioned it to me.  I found out through an acquaintance that he had been offered the job.

[Assistant] I hope you don't feel jealous of your friend. Did he accept the job?

[Assistant] It wasn't so much jealousy.  I just depend on him a lot.  What was funny was that I asked him about it, and he told me, "I never mentioned it because I never considered it.  We've got too good a thing going here."  I was amazed at his loyalty.

[Assistant] Seems like you have a trustworthy friend for life! I hope you cherish this friendship.

[Assistant] I most certainly do.  He really is a good friend.  I won't forget that.  I just hope I become as good a friend to him as he has been to me.


[System] annoyed: A mosquito won't stop flying around my face.

[Assistant] A mosquito has been flying around my face all day and its really starting to get to me.

[Assistant] Don't you just hate that?!

[Assistant] I do! I am beyond annoyed and will try to obliterate it with my hand if I see it again.

[Assistant] Just remember, it is probably a female mosquito.  They are the ones interested in your blood.  Not the males.


[System] lonely: I feel lost. I have no friends and do not know how to earn friendship.

[User] I feel horrible. I let go of all of my friends and don't know how to move forward.

[Assistant] Sorry to hear that but why did you distance yourself from your friends?

[User] They live a drug culture.

[Assistant] Good job for realizing that because such people are a bad influence. Join some outdoor or interest clubs and you might just find new friends.


[System] angry: I was cut off today and crashed my car to avoid colliding with someone.

[Assistant] I was cut off today and crashed my car into a pole to avoid colliding with someone.

[User] Oh no! Are you ok?

[Assistant] I am, just a little bit winded. Also very angry that the person just drove away like nothing happened!

[User] Yea i would be too! That is a horrible person.


[System] lonely: My husband will be away on a bachelor's trip and  I will be alone.

[Assistant] My husband will be away on a trip for the weekend and it will be so quiet without him here.

[Assistant] Aww i'm sorry. Maybe enjoy a glass of wine and watch some girly shows. My husband is in the military and gone a lot so I feel for you.

[Assistant] Thank your husband for his service! We appreciate him!

[Assistant] Aww thank you, means a lot!


[System] apprehensive: This girl just invited me out on a date. She seems sweet and I'm interested.. more interested in her than I am this other girl I've been seeing for a few weeks. But I feel bad just dropping this girl I've been seeing recently. Like, wouldn't that be rude?

[Assistant] This girl just invited me out on a date. She seems sweet and I'm interested.. more interested in her than I am this other girl I've been seeing for a few weeks. But I feel bad just dropping this girl I've been seeing recently. Like, wouldn't that be rude?

[Assistant] I think if it's done without care then yes, care for what she would feel that is. Maybe you just have to tell the truth about what you're feeling, but it's up to you!

[Assistant] That's some good advice. I think my main problem is I don't know if it's just a "grass is greener" type situation. I've enjoyed my time with the first girl, but there's not a big "spark." But who knows if there actually has to be one? Guess I'll have to think on it more.

[Assistant] Right, but deep down I'm sure you know that you don't need a relationship to feel content!


[System] sentimental: My grandfather gave me a pocket watch he has had for years

[User] My grandpa gave me his pocket watch

[User] That was very nice of him.

[User] Yep he got it in Bangladesh in 1937

[User] Wow, that is a wonderful keepsake from him. I bet you really cherish it.


[System] grateful: My friend bought me dinner tonight. It made me really appreciate him

[User] My friend bought me dinner tonight. It made me really appreciate him

[Assistant] That's nice. Was it a special occasion or anything ?

[User] No, it was pretty random which was nice

[Assistant] What did you have to eat ?


[System] nostalgic: I enjoy working on and driving my old truck.

[Assistant] I have an old truck that when I drive it brings back memories from the past.

[User] What kind of memories

[Assistant] Of good times, my teenage years, old friends.

[User] Those were good years for sure


[System] devastated: I was so hurt when i found out a friend of mine lost his brother

[User] My friend lost his brother recently and it was so sad

[Assistant] Oh wow, I'm sorry to hear that! loss can be hard :(

[User] Yeah and the worst part was how young he was

[Assistant] I'm sorry! Take the time to grieve and be there for your friend.


[System] excited: I am going to the cinema to watch the new blockbuster movie.

[Assistant] I know I am late to the party but I am finally going to the cinema to watch the new Avengers movie tonight.

[User] Congrats! that sounds like a good movie!

[Assistant] It got great reviews so I am really excited to see it!

[User] I saw it, and it was a good  movie, i dont usually watch marvel films


[System] sad: My dog died right after my cat died. ;(

[User] My puppy died right after my cat.

[Assistant] Sorry to hear that. You must be going through a tough time.

[User] It is horrible, i dont know what to do.

[Assistant] You should try engaging in a hobby to divert your mind, and when you're ready, adopt a puppy from your local shelter.


[System] proud: I won the national debate championship.

[Assistant] The results came in and I won the national debate championship with my team!

[Assistant] Hey, congratulations. That must have been a lot of hard work. I wish I put more time into extracurricular stuff like that. It's a good look in the future. Especially the debate team--you develop so many good life skills with that!

[Assistant] I agree, it was a proud moment for us! I had to sacrifice a lot of time and energy to be able to get here.

[Assistant] I bet... that's a lot of weekends and late evenings practicing and honing your skills. I'm sure it's a lot of positive intangibles developed that you will reap the awards from later on in life.


[System] content: I'm finally able to afford decent health insurance for once in my life. Not only does it feel good to know I'm covered for some unexpected bad stuff, but I can actually go to the dentist and optometrist and keep up with my teeth/eye health for once.

[Assistant] I'm finally able to afford decent health insurance for once in my life. Not only does it feel good to know I'm covered for some unexpected bad stuff, but I can actually go to the dentist and optometrist and keep up with my teeth/eye health for once.

[Assistant] Glad to hear it! Health is such an important thing, and the more you look after your body, the better it will treat you.

[Assistant] Yeah. I mean I was a home-body and lives a pretty boring life, so I never truly felt in danger of not having health insurance in the past. But it was still a pretty stupid way to live. One accident could have ended it all in terms of financial health.

[Assistant] I agree, now you will financially and physically secure. All the stress of not having insurance is far too much given our healthcare costs.


[System] angry: I am mad at my brother because he broke my bike. He always want to use my stuff and break it.

[Assistant] I am mad at my brother because he broke my bike. He always want to use my stuff and he ends up breaking it.

[Assistant] Uh oh! Are you going to ask him to pay for it? Or at least fix it?

[Assistant] He is never going to pay or fix it. I already asked him for something else that he broke. He never did pay or fix it.

[Assistant] Might be time to just stop letting him use your stuff, unfortunately.


[System] surprised: I got an unfamiliar present in the mail.

[Assistant] I got an unfamiliar present in the mail addressed to me but I had no idea who sent it!

[Assistant] That is strange. Did you like the gift?

[Assistant] I did. It was a PS4 console. Not a bad surprise to wake up to on a Sunday morning!

[Assistant] That is for sure! Someone must really like you!


[System] sad: My friend's grandmother passed away and I felt this way.

[Assistant] My best friend's grandmother passed away.

[Assistant] Oh my, sorry to hear that. How is he holding up?

[Assistant] Doing okay, just a lot to process.

[Assistant] I am sure it is. Just need to give him time and support right now.


[System] disappointed: I got a bad mark on my math test. I should have studied harder.

[Assistant] Just got my marks back.

[User] What are those? Your grades?

[Assistant] My math test grades, i failed the test somehow.

[User] Math was always my least favorite. Are you British?


[System] surprised: I met a South Korean living in Argentina. He spoke perfect Spanish. Turns out hes fleeing the draft.

[User] I met a South Korean living in Argentina. He spoke perfect Spanish. Turns out hes fleeing the draft.

[Assistant] Did you find out why he was fleeing the draft?

[User] He didnt want to serve at the DMZ.

[Assistant] That's a bit much of him to dodge his country when they needed him don't you think?

[User] I dont know. I was just surprised because there is no actual war. He just has to mostly observe. He would have to kill If a North Korean soldier tried to cross.


[System] proud: I am very happy. My son was top of the class, this year.

[Assistant] I am very happy. My son was top of the class, this year.

[User] That is awesome! I bet you are so proud

[Assistant] Yes, I am. I bought him to new bike as a reward.

[User] That should motivate him to keep up the good work!


[System] nostalgic: I found some of my old baseball stuff. It brought back so many good memoires

[User] I found some of my old baseball stuff, great memories

[Assistant] Were you playing in a team?

[User] I was, i miss those days!

[Assistant] I understand


[System] confident: Sometimes I have to remind my self that I am being level headed while raising my kids because there really are times that I am positive I am messing everything up

[User] Raising kids is hard at time, sometimes I am positive I am doing everything right to the best of my ability then other days I am sit wondering if I am being level headed about it all

[Assistant] I'm glad you're taking it seriously, parents have the ability to be the best thing that ever happened to their kids' lives, or the worst, but I'm sure you're doing your best

[User] Oh for sure, parenting is no joke.

[Assistant] Hope you're enjoying it!


[System] hopeful: I'm looking forward to the raise I'll be getting in feb.

[Assistant] I'll be getting a raise in February and I'm really looking forward to it.

[Assistant] That's great! What percentage are you thinking you'll be getting?

[Assistant] It's nearly 25%, it's going to make things a lot easier.

[Assistant] That's really good then. I'm sure it will help you financially


[System] trusting: A person assured me that nothing would happen.  She calmed my nerves down about to be pushed into my arm

[Assistant] A person assured me that nothing would happen. She calmed my nerves down about to be pushed into my arm

[Assistant] How'd it end up after the fact ?

[Assistant] I had to have surgery

[Assistant] I hope it all went well for you.

[Assistant] it did


[System] nostalgic: I was at the store and saw some old games and started to think about when i was a kid

[User] i was at walmart and saw all the old board games from my childhood

[Assistant] That's always fun, to see those random memories crop up when you least expect. What kind of board games were they?

[User] Risk and Monpoly i have not played them in years

[Assistant] I've played Monopoly before, of course. I wonder why that's the game everyone's played during their childhood... But yeah, Risk I've never played, dunno why. Maybe you should grab one and get some friends or family involved, for old time's sake.


[System] embarrassed: I was on a flight earlier in the week, listening to music. I thought my earbuds were plugged into my iPod correctly so that only I could hear the music.. turns out it wasn't, and everyone could hear it on speaker the entire time. I just assumed it was hard to hear because of the loud plane.. nope. People listened to my death metal with me for two hours and said nothing..

[Assistant] I was on a flight earlier in the week, listening to music. I thought my earbuds were plugged into my iPod correctly so that only I could hear the music.. turns out it wasn't, and everyone could hear it on speaker the entire time. I just assumed it was hard to hear because of the loud plane.. nope. People listened to my death metal with me for two hours and said nothing.

[User] That is funny i feel like someone should have said something though

[Assistant] Well, no one was sitting immediately right beside me, it was kind of a half empty flight. But I know other peeps could hear it. Thinking back, now I realize why sometimes people would kind of glance over their shoulder at me. Yeah man, why didn't they speak up

[User] That is great well know you know what not to do on a plane lol


[System] annoyed: My cat keeps biting me because he is getting old.

[User] my cat keeps bting me!

[User] How long have you had it?

[User] 12 years.

[User] Is this recent. Do you know why?

[User] Old age i gues. it stinks i miss him a lot


[System] trusting: I left most of my belongings at a hostel for 2 months. Everything was still there when I got back.

[User] I  left most of my belongings at a hostel for 2 months. Everything was still there when I got back."

[User] Wow that's lucky.

[User] Yeah, I didnt think about the fact that somebody would take it. I just didnt want to drag my stuff all over the country.

[User] oh i cot ya. i am glad you have your stuff.

[User] Me too. I think I'll travel light next time.


[System] apprehensive: I felt uneasy as I looked at the looming rollercoaster.

[Assistant] We went to Six Flags yesterday and I felt so uneasy as I looked at the looming rollercoaster.

[User] Which Six Flags did you go to?

[Assistant] In Georgia. The rollercoaster ended up being very thrilling despite my earlier apprehension!

[User] I live right by that one!


[System] nostalgic: I found some of my old baseball stuff. Those were the good ole days

[User] I found some of my old baseball gear, it brought back great memories

[Assistant] Nice, such relics of the past really hit you with a wave of nostalgia. Did the gear still fit you?

[User] Lol nope, i gained a lot of weight when my wife was pregnant

[Assistant] Oh I see, that is to be expected. At least you still have the gear!


[System] trusting: I let my cousin look after my dog whilst I went on vacation.

[Assistant] I let my cousin look after my dog whilst I went on vacation this summer.

[Assistant] Oh nice, how did it go?

[Assistant] It went well, my dog came back happy and healthy. My cousin did well to pay off my trust.

[Assistant] Thats great! Glad it worked out for you and your dog was safe! I hear so many bad stories about people loosing pets.


[System] ashamed: I ruined my friends wedding because of my drunken behavior

[Assistant] I ruined my friends wedding because of my drunken behavior

[Assistant] Haha I bet it wasn't that bad....was it

[Assistant] Yea I saw video of my inexcusably drunk behavior. I feel so ashamed that I haven't been able to look my friend in the eye since then.

[Assistant] OK now I'm curious...what the hell did you do


[System] excited: I've never had a lust for life like I do these days.  I literally wake up every day stoked that I'm living my dreams and can't wait to see how much money I can make

[Assistant] I never thought I'd say it but these days I'm just stoked waking up and living the dream...I'm fully self-employed and answer to NOBODY and I have full autonomy of time, making more money than I did my previous crappy job...it's great

[Assistant] You must feel so content at this point. It must have taken a lot of hard work to get to this point!

[Assistant] Yes you have no idea...still grinding it out everyday but it's totally worth it

[Assistant] I am glad that it is finally paying off! Keep it up because independence is the sweetest thing.


[System] hopeful: we got news my grandmas cancer is back. we are praying for the best

[User] sadly we got word our grandmothers canceris back

[Assistant] That is unfortunate, is it possible to go through chemotherapy again?

[User] im not sure she is really old

[Assistant] I hope everything works out for you


[System] sad: My 12 year old lab just passed away.  He was my buddy and I am really upset about losing him.

[Assistant] My 12 year old lab just passed away. He was my buddy and I am really upset about losing him.

[User] That is so sad. Dogs become part of the family so when something like that happens it is like losing a family member

[Assistant] It really is.  I am just so broken up over it.

[User] I am so sorry for your loss, within time you will heal. Just try to cherish the memories that you was left with, Think about all the good times


[System] prepared: I helped my daughter prepare a project for school that had to do with picking a state and telling about it,after we got it all done she informed me that she wanted it on wheels

[User] My daughter had a school project that I helped her assemble, after we was done with it she informed she wanted it on wheels. Sometimes kids can be such a pain.

[Assistant] Yeah, I have a doughter as well and understand.  I guess kids will be kids!

[User] Lol. Yes they will be. Just would have been nice to know she wanted it on wheels at the beginning of the project

[Assistant] The things they do make no sense.  Kid logic!


[System] ashamed: My friend called me out for being noisy and rude.

[Assistant] My friend called me out for being noisy and rude at the dinner last night. It was a rude awakening for me.

[User] Uh oh, do you think you were being rowdy?

[Assistant] Looks like it. And I was making everyone else feel uncomfortable too. i feel so ashamed that I made my own friends feel uneasy.

[User] It's Ok. Everyone can chang ein life. Do you drink too much?


[System] angry: my room mate will not clean anything. It is so ridiculous.

[User] my roommate will not clean anything.

[Assistant] Oh my, sounds like you have the dreaded roommate situation on your hands. Have you tried talking to him?

[User] yes, but his actions do not listen to me.

[Assistant] I see, if you're in college, try talking to your Resident Advisor about it.


[System] excited: Next week, I am going in work trip to New York. I can't wait to go.

[Assistant] Next week, I am going in work trip to New York. I can't wait to go.

[Assistant] That will be nice. Are you going to have some free time?

[Assistant] Yes, I am going to have some free time. I am also given 150 dollars that I can use for my free time.

[Assistant] You could get a nice dinner with that. Have fun.


[System] angry: I was cut off this morning on the way to work. It caused me to crash into the ditch. I am so mad.

[Assistant] I was cut off this morning on the way to work. It caused me to crash into the ditch. I am so mad.

[Assistant] Is the car terribly damaged?

[Assistant] I had to get it towed to the shop. We will see how bad it is.

[Assistant] I hope it will be ok. Were you late for your work?


[System] annoyed: My driver's licence got lost in the mail and I had to go get a new one.

[Assistant] My license got lost in the mail and I had to go back to the dmv to get a new one.

[Assistant] That sucks, it takes so long for them to arrive!

[Assistant] It does and the wait at the dmv is always long. I was so irritated.

[Assistant] Hope everything works out for you!


[System] disappointed: I'm a little sad that Summer's almost over.

[Assistant] I wish that Summer wasn't almost over.

[User] I feel that, even though I prefer Winter

[Assistant] Yeah, I like the fall, but the change does make me a bit sad. It's a growing older type of thing.

[User] I get that, but all seasons are good, you miss the ones that it is not


[System] anticipating: I cannot wait for the new super smash bros, it is gonna be amazing

[User] I cannot wait for the new super smash bros, it is gonna be amazing

[Assistant] Is that a game ?

[User] It is, you have never heard of it?

[Assistant] No, I'm sure I'm a bit older than you.


[System] jealous: I am jealous of my coworker, he is very smart and athletic

[User] I am jealous of my coworker, he is very smart and athletic

[User] you can train and get better

[User] I can, but I cannot get any smarter

[User] i thin yyouca you just have to believe in yursef


[System] disappointed: i went to see this play and it was kinda bad. we did no enjoy it at all

[User] i went to see the boo of mormon ans i did not think it was that ood

[User] Why is that?

[User] i just did not think it came together well overall

[User] I get that, too bad we cannot refund movies


[System] proud: My father just graduated college!

[User] My dad just graduated college!

[Assistant] Nice! You must be so proud of him to achieve such a milestone!

[User] I am! He is such an amazing man.

[Assistant] He must be for his children to seem him as an inspiration!


[System] devastated: The hurricane violently ripped through my neighborhood.

[Assistant] The summer hurricane violently ripped through my neighborhood and destroyed everything in its path.

[User] Oh god! Is everyone you care about OK?

[Assistant] Yes, I am thankful for that. But devastated that my house and property have been swept away overnight.

[User] Man, i am so sorry, i could not imagine.


[System] sentimental: I can't get myself to throw away my dogs toys.

[Assistant] I can't get myself to throw away my late dogs toys, despite them being so old and torn up.

[Assistant] Do you find value in them still?

[Assistant] I suppose, sentimental value more than monetary value.

[Assistant] I think you should keep them instead of throwing them away.


[System] disgusted: My brother cut his arm falling. The wound was quite scary looking,.

[Assistant] Ew what a gross wound my brother had.

[Assistant] How did he get it?

[Assistant] He crashed his bike and cut it up badly, it was disgusting.

[Assistant] I hope it wasn't too painful for him and he disinfected and bandaged that wound up.