[System] devastated: My puppy died very suddenly a year ago. I still feel so terrible. I miss him a lot

[Assistant] My puppy died suddenly a year ago. I still miss him like crazy.

[Assistant] That's sad. What happened?

[Assistant] He ate a soccer ball. It got caught in his stomach and caused tearing. He died in surgery

[Assistant] That's so bad. I don't have any pets


[System] excited: I am about to go on vacation to the beach! I am so ready!

[Assistant] I am about to go on vacation to the beach! I am so ready!

[Assistant] Oh I love vacations! Do you love the water?

[Assistant] I do! I can't wait to see the ocean!

[Assistant] It's beautiful I'm sure you'll have tons of fun.


[System] proud: I was at my son's middle school graduation and he go so many things! I was so happy!

[Assistant] I was at my son's middle school graduation and he go so many things! I was so happy!

[Assistant] You must be very proud. That is awesome.

[Assistant] I am! He did great!

[Assistant] Hopefully he keeps up. Im sure he has a great attitude.


[System] surprised: I went on what I thought was a terrible job interview. They called me today with an offer! I never thought I would hear from them again.

[Assistant] I went on what I thought was a horrible interview. They called me today with an offer! that caught me completely off guard.

[Assistant] That's wonderful!

[Assistant] It is. I thought I did terrible but I guess not.

[Assistant] That shows how lucky you can be!


[System] furious: My niece cut my hair accidentally while she was playing around with some scissors

[Assistant] My niece cut my hair accidentally while she was playing around with some scissors

[User] Oh no! I hope that you were able to get someone to fix it!

[Assistant] Yeah, I got a trim all over. Haha, going to be more careful around her next time

[User] Probably a good idea!


[System] devastated: My cat just died. I don't know what I will do without him.

[User] My cat just died. I have had her for like 20 years.

[Assistant] Oh no, I'm so sorry to hear that. My cat is getting old, she's 15. I'm scared she'll pass soon too

[User] Yeah  had to put her down because she was in so much pain. I don't know what to do without her.

[Assistant] That's so sad. I hope you feel better soon. I would be so devastated too.


[System] impressed: I'm pretty amazed at how far I've come in life.  I was such a bum now I'm a real man, living on my own self-employed with my own car paying my own bills

[Assistant] Looking back at my older self I've come a long way.  It's pretty amazing really, I was such a bum now I'm a real man, living on my own self-employed with my own car paying my own bills. Like waking up from a nightmare haha

[Assistant] Sometimes it can be difficult to get your footing when starting out. It sounds like you enjoy your life now and have something to be proud of.

[Assistant] Yes a lot more than back then for sure.  Still striving for better every day though

[Assistant] That is all that people can expect of you, that you try to be the best you possible, each and every day.


[System] impressed: I met a girl last week at a cell phone store and she was being very open about her life. She was the manager of that location and had been at another as well. She is 22 years old and that was highly impressive to learn.

[Assistant] I was at a cell phone store last week talking to a girl who worked there and she was telling me a lot about her life.

[User] That's... exciting..

[Assistant] Yes it actually was because it turns out she manages that location and has managed another location as well. So she has that experience.

[User] Wow that's awesome.

[Assistant] Even more awesome is that she is only 22 years old, I was highly impressed, but she must have been at the right place at the right time!


[System] disgusted: I stepped in bubble gum in the parking lot at work.

[User] I stepped in bubble gum in the parking lot at work.

[Assistant] That really sucks, I've had that happen to me as well.

[User] Some people just have no common courtsey.

[Assistant] I agree, most don't bother with something so simple like throwing away trash or returning grocery carts or holding open doors.


[System] lonely: I watch youtube videos all day because I'm so bored

[Assistant] I watch youtube videos all day because I'm so bored

[User] That really stinks. Maybe you should try and find something that your good at and do that!

[Assistant] Yeah, I should really work on something I'm passionate about

[User] What do you think you are really good?


[System] impressed: I just saw the Acropolis when I was on vacation and it was amazing. Everyone should see it!

[User] I saw the Acropolis when I was on vacation. It was pretty cool!

[Assistant] Cool! Did you go to Greece for vacation?

[User] Yeah you should definitly go if you get a chance. It was really great!

[Assistant] Sounds awesome, I've never been to Europe


[System] anticipating: I just took my finals. I should be getting my grade any day now.

[Assistant] I just finished finals. I should be getting my grades back any day now.

[User] That's awesome. I hope that it goes well!

[Assistant] Me too. I am getting antsy about hearing what I made.

[User] Do you feel confident in you did on your finals?


[System] proud: I have an amazing wife. She is so smart and in medical school!

[User] I have an amazing and brilliant wife. I'm so lucky!

[Assistant] I am so happy for you. Doe she make you feel special?

[User] She really does and I'm so happy she is following her dream to become a doctor.

[Assistant] That is awesome. Everyone wishes to find someone like that.


[System] proud: My nephew got his first credit card the other day.  He was a $300 limit.  He has worked so hard to get there.  We are very happy for him

[Assistant] We were all so proud of my nephew the other day

[Assistant] What did he do to inspire such pride

[Assistant] He got his first credit card the other day. He has a Limit of $300

[Assistant] Nice. That is pretty awesome


[System] surprised: I was a little shocked when I found out I had made $100 in one day without trying,

[Assistant] I was shocked a couple of days ago when I made over $100 without even trying.  But then I remembered money is just energy and flows to whoever is open to it

[Assistant] Wow thats really impressive.  Well I need to be open.  Flow to me money, flow to me...

[Assistant] That's right you're getting it!

[Assistant] $1 Billion come to me.  Im ready to recieve you


[System] confident: I felt great when I went to do my job interview. I am pretty sure I got the job. I will get a call any minute now.

[Assistant] I had a job interview recently and I think I did great. I am pretty sure I will get the job.

[Assistant] Oh that sounds great, I hope you get it!

[Assistant] Yeah I just know I will get a call any minute now with a job offer!

[Assistant] So exciting! Are you happy to move to a new job?


[System] jealous: I really like my friend's Chanel bag, but I would never spend that much money on an accessory

[Assistant] I really like my friend's Chanel bag, but I would never spend that much money on an accessory

[Assistant] Maybe she will let you borrow it. Or maybe if she gets a new one she will give it to you.

[Assistant] I doubt it, they cost 4000 dollars, it's crazy

[Assistant] That's way too expensive for a bag. What is it made of, gold? Haha.


[System] surprised: My girlfriend bought me concert tickets for my birthday. I thought the show was sold out.

[Assistant] I got concert tickets for my birthday. I thought the show was sold out. My girlfriend got them for me.

[Assistant] You got an awesome girlfriend. Who are you going to see?

[Assistant] Im going see Phoenix. She even told me she wasnt able to get them. Haha

[Assistant] She sure surprised you. I hope you have a great time at the concert.


[System] jealous: I really like my friend's new haircut. He got a mohawk and died it purple. I wish my hair was as cool as his.

[Assistant] My friend got the coolest haircut. He got a purple mohawk. I wish I could do that with my hair.

[Assistant] Whoa that is out there. Takes some real confidence to rock that.

[Assistant] Yeah and even if I do it then it wouldn't be cool because he had the idea first. I guess I am just not as cool as him.

[Assistant] Yea that is true. I hate that.


[System] lonely: i really miss my family. it sucks to be 800 miles away.

[Assistant] i really miss my family. it sucks to be 800 miles away

[User] I know the feeling too. I'm a 1000 miles from my family.

[Assistant] it's horrid isn't  it. i'm so sorry you are going thru that.

[User] Yeah same to you. I'm counting down the days until I get to see them again.

[Assistant] when do you think you will be able to see them?

[User] In 57 days according to my coutdown!

[Assistant] how awesome. where do they live?


[System] surprised: I got a letter in the mail. Apparently a distant Aunt left me a lot of money and I didn't know it!

[User] I got a really interesting letter in the mail. My Aunt left me a lot of money.

[Assistant] oh my goodness. that is crazy. i've never had anything like that happen.

[User] Yeah me either. It was a shocker!

[Assistant] that's amazing. what are you going to do with your amazing gift?


[System] guilty: I was doing this chat room thing, and I walked away for a minute.  One minute turned to ten, and the next thing I knew, the chatroom had expired, stranding the person waiting on me.

[Assistant] I was doing this chat room thing, and I walked away for a minute.

[User] Oh yeah?  How did that go?

[Assistant] Well one minutes turned to ten, and the next thing I knew, the chatroom had expired, and I had stranded the person waiting on me.

[User] Yep that happens lots of times but, I don't think we're supposed to talk about the elephant in the room per the instructions..

[Assistant] What elephant? This is a random chatroom experience that I had?


[System] annoyed: The package that was supposed to be delievered today was delayed by UPS

[User] The package that was supposed to be delievered today was delayed by UPS

[Assistant] That sucks.  Did they give a reason?

[User] nope, they never do :(

[Assistant] Well maybe you can complain and get some money back or something?

[User] Probably not. UPS is the worst on that kind of stuff.


[System] anxious: I am so worried I will not do good on the CPA exam. I studied so hard but am afraid I will draw blanks.

[Assistant] I am worried I won't pass the CPA exam. I have been studying for weeks and am afraid I won't remember the material.

[Assistant] Yikes, you gotta pay more attention to your textbook maybe

[Assistant] Yeah I will call my buddy who is good with numbers. He will get me on track.

[Assistant] I hope you do well and pass the exam!


[System] lonely: I miss being able to talk to my parents, I don't live near them anymore

[Assistant] I miss being able to talk to my parents, I don't live near them anymore

[Assistant] That's too bad. Maybe you can call them?

[Assistant] Yeah, I facetime them from time to time, but it's not the same

[Assistant] I hear you. Just think in the old days you would have to write letters, lol.


[System] ashamed: I didn't pay my rent this month because I have some financial problems. The landlord have put a paper on a wall of the building notifying my neighbors that I didn't pay my rent.

[Assistant] I didn't pay my rent this month because I have some financial problems. The landlord have put a paper on a wall of the building notifying my neighbors that I didn't pay my rent.

[Assistant] Yikes, that's really cruel of him to do that. I'm sure you're trying the best you can

[Assistant] I am trying my best but I lost my job recently. Now, my neighbors are looking at me weirdly and some of them don't talk to me anymore. I feel bad about it.

[Assistant] Don't mind them, everyone has a tough time everynow and then. You'll be okay


[System] proud: Sometimes my cat understands my commands and I get really excited

[Assistant] Sometimes my cat understands my commands and I get really excited

[Assistant] Wow, that is nice. What does he understand?

[Assistant] She can understand when I tell her to hop on the sofa

[Assistant] That is cool.


[System] annoyed: I came home from work the other morning, and wouldn't you know it, there were a ton of old dishes in the sink.

[Assistant] I came home from work the other morning, and wouldn't you know it, there were a told of old dirty dishes in the sink.

[User] Who left all the dirty dishes?

[Assistant] My wife did.  She does a lot of things around the house, but she never cleans the freakin dishes!

[User] Does she have a job?


[System] content: I'm off work and at home and relaxing. My day is finished.

[User] I'm off work and at home and relaxing. My day is finished.

[Assistant] Good for you, have a beer for me!

[User] I'm already on it brother. :)

[Assistant] Dang, I'm seriously about to go get one now you made me jealous.  Not even lying.

[User] Its never a bad time for a beer.


[System] impressed: I was pretty surprised that my friend was able to step his money game up last week.  I was pretty proud of him

[Assistant] My friend stepped up his money game last week, I was surprised and pretty proud of him

[User] It's always good when a friend meets his potential

[Assistant] Yes I don't like hanging around broke people

[User] You got to stay focused and make that money. Don't want the world to pass you by


[System] disappointed: When I went home, my dog didn't recognize me anymore

[Assistant] When I went home, my dog didn't recognize me anymore

[Assistant] oh my goodness that is horrible. how come it didn't recognize you?

[Assistant] It had been a couple years, I lived apart from my parents for a long time

[Assistant] awww that is so sad. i hope it recognizes you after some time together.


[System] apprehensive: i have a doctors appointment this thursday and i'm very worried about it.

[Assistant] i have a doctors appointment this thursday and i'm very worried about it.

[Assistant] What's wrong? What are you visiting the doctor for?

[Assistant] i'm having some health issues. and i'm worried so i'm going to get tested.

[Assistant] Yes, definitely get a blood test so you know what you need to watch out for

[Assistant] that's the plan.it's really scary to go thru all of this health issues.


[System] guilty: I ate my boyfriend's birthday cake when he was at work

[Assistant] I ate my boyfriend's birthday cake when he was at work

[Assistant] Oh no! before he got to have it?

[Assistant] Nono, this was after, I ate the leftovers

[Assistant] Oh ok, thats not as bad.  I thought it was before he got a chance to blow out the candles


[System] disappointed: I was supposed to get a new car this week, but the dealership called and told me that the car wouldnt be here in time and I wont be able to get it

[Assistant] I was really excited for this week, but now im kind of bummed

[Assistant] Why, did someone cancel on you?

[Assistant] I was suppsed to get a new car, but the dealer called and told me it wont be in on time for me to get it

[Assistant] Oh, well it'll come in soon enough, you can look forward to it next weekend


[System] sentimental: When I hear some songs I remember my time in high school

[Assistant] When I hear some songs I remember my time in high school

[User] What was high school like for you?

[Assistant] I got bullied really badly, but some of my bullies apologized after

[User] Oh, that's awful. I'm really sorry. So do the songs bring back bad memories?


[System] confident: My friend will love my baby shower present.

[User] My friend is going to love my baby shower present that I got her, I just know it!

[Assistant] That's great! How far along is she?

[User] 38 weeks so her shower is really late but here's to hoping she doesn't go into labor before then!

[Assistant] Hahaha, sounds like a great time, you should prepare some games to play at the party


[System] furious: I saw someone throw trash from a moving car yesterday.

[User] I saw someone throw some trash from a moving car yesterday. I was so angry.

[Assistant] That is infuriating. I dont see how some people are so unaware.

[User] I know, right? I wish I got their license plate. I would've reported them.

[Assistant] I feel you. Some people just suck.


[System] excited: Im leaving for vacation next week! I havent been on a proper one in a long time. I cant wait.

[Assistant] I cant wait to leave for vacation next week! I cant stop thinking about it.

[User] Oh nice. Any big plans for it?

[Assistant] Yea we are going to the beach. All my friends are going too. Its going to be a blast.

[User] That's awesome. The beach is always a good time, especially when the weather is nice!


[System] devastated: I was so sad when my pet iguana died recently. Izzy and I were best friends. We had such a good time together.

[Assistant] I was heartbroken when my pet iguana passed away recently. Izzy and I were best buds. I miss him so much

[User] That's sad, how old was your pet izzy

[Assistant] He was 5. I hope he is in a better place now.

[User] All iguana's go to heaven so I'm sure he is


[System] impressed: My puppy learned to tap the bell to go outside!

[User] My puppy learned to tap the bell to go outside very quickly!

[User] Well that's quite the accomplishment! How did you train her?

[User] By having her tap the bell whenever we went outside for potty time. She learned it in a week, she's a smart one!

[User] Aha of course, the oldest operant conditioning trick in the book. I love it!


[System] grateful: My car broke down today.  My friend gave me a ride to work.

[User] Crappy day today.  My car broke  down on the side of the road.

[Assistant] Sorry to hear that.  You get it fixed already or what

[User] No not yet.  My friend gave me a ride to work today though.

[Assistant] It's good to have reliable friends.


[System] hopeful: I'm pretty optimistic about my future

[Assistant] I'm feeling very positive about my future lately.  Big money opportunities everywhere kaching kaching bling bling burrr

[User] Awesome.  Sounds like you are defintely on top of the world today!

[Assistant] Thanks.  But I always am

[User] What kind of money we talking?  Lottery money?


[System] hopeful: i'm going to the doctor on thursday i'm very worried

[Assistant] i'm going to the doctor on thursday i'm very worried but i'm trying to stay calm

[User] Oh my! I hope that it goes well!

[Assistant] i hope so too. i'm trying not to loose my mind in the mean time.

[User] I'm sure it will be ok. It's probably nothing.

[Assistant] i hope so. i just want to feel better. thank you for your kindness.


[System] sentimental: I just found an old report card. It makes me miss elementary school before

[User] I just found an old report card as I was cleaning out my basement. It brought back a lot of memories

[Assistant] oh how exciting. what grade was it from?

[User] Elementary school. Third grade I think?

[Assistant] that is so sweet. it would be fun if you have children so you can share it with them.


[System] lonely: My wife left me alone for the whole week. I'm gonna be all by myself taking care of the dog.

[User] My wife left for a business trip, so now I will be all by myself and our dog.

[Assistant] What is the longest you have been apart?

[User] Only about a month. It's going to be a little depressing around here, but I'll make it.

[Assistant] Yea that will be a little lonely for sure. Just try and stay productive as much as possible.


[System] excited: I am leaving for a three month trip overseas. I cant wait to leave. Its all I can think about.

[Assistant] I am leaving for a three month trip overseas. I cant wait to leave. Its all I can think about.

[User] Wow, that must be exciting. Do you have everything prepared?

[Assistant] I sure do. I am going with a friend so its going to be really fun.

[User] Nice! Make sure to take lots of photos and make some cool memories together!


[System] guilty: I always complain and treat my husband like crap, I need to change.

[User] I always complain, nag, and treat my husband like crap. Which makes me feel like crap. I need to change/

[User] Whoa, that is quite the confession. But you know, it's good that you recognize that you need to change a behavior. Very mature. Not everyone has that same ability to be honest with themselves, and you should feel proud about that!

[User] That's true but it's not much to be proud of. You say it is but I certainly don't feel that way.

[User] I know, and I know it can be really hard to deal with that guilt. You want to solve the problem though, and that's still worth something. Being able to take the little victories will go a long way toward the goal you want in terms of how you treat your husband.


[System] grateful: I'm happy I've learned from my past mistakes.  I've been at ground zero and I'm thankful that the feeling of what it's like to be at the end of your rope has propelled me into financial autonomy.

[Assistant] I'm thankful for all my past mistakes.  They've helped me grow in a big way

[Assistant] I've always gone by if you learned from your mistakes you have no reason to regret them

[Assistant] Absolutely.

[Assistant] It's good you've grown and learned. Never stop


[System] devastated: In previous job, I was laid off. I felt like everything around me was failling apart. I felt terrible bad and cried.

[Assistant] In previous job, I was laid off. I felt like everything around me was failling apart. I felt terrible bad and cried.

[Assistant] Oh that is awful. I have been fired before it is just the worst. Have things gotten better since then?

[Assistant] I was escorted by security outside the building. I was also thinking how I was going to pay my mortgage. It is very bad situation.

[Assistant] It defintiely sounds bad.


[System] confident: i had a work review recently. They told me that my work has been excellent over the last 3 months.

[Assistant] I had a review at work recently. I was told I am doing very well.

[Assistant] That is good. Is it your manager who did the review?

[Assistant] Kind of. We have about 40 managers that oversee all of us. It was one of them

[Assistant] I understand.


[System] embarrassed: I had a dream that I was at work and was wearing no cloths. It was the most upsetting dream I've ever had!

[User] I had a really upsetting dream last night.

[Assistant] i hate when that happens. my dreams are always so vivid they feel real.

[User] Yeah this one was really upsetting because I was giving a presentation at work. And I was naked.

[Assistant] oh my word. that is like a nightmare not a bad dream.

[User] Yeah it was terrible.

[Assistant] i'm so sorry you had to go thru that.


[System] terrified: i'm so worried about my appointment on thursday.

[Assistant] i'm so worried about my appointment on thursday.

[User] Oh no I hope everything goes well!

[Assistant] i hope so too. i'm really worried about the results of the test i'm getting done.

[User] Well I hope that it all goes your way!

[Assistant] i really hope so too.it is very anxiety inducing.


[System] disappointed: So we're moving soon, but our chicken coop isn't gonna make it into the trailer. : (

[Assistant] We're gonna be moving soon, and it doesn't look like we are going to be able to take our chickens.

[User] Do you live on a farm? It will probably be nice to move to a city and get away from those chickens.

[Assistant] No actually in the suburbs, the problem is just that my coop won't fit on the trailer.

[User] What are you going to do with the chickens?


[System] ashamed: I steal food from my roommate. I always feel bad about it but he makes such good food.

[User] I steal food from my roommate and I feel a bit guilty about it.

[Assistant] do you do it out of necessity or because of the thrill of it?

[User] I do it because his food was really really good.

[Assistant] how about you get some of the same food for yourself?


[System] guilty: i'm very worried about coming off too bossy in front of my boss and director.

[Assistant] i'm very worried about coming off too bossy in front of my boss and director.

[User] Why is that?

[Assistant] i am just not cool with lazy people and slackers. i am just a doer

[User] I don't think that being bossy. You are just really concerned with getting a job done efficiently

[Assistant] i'm honestly just a really hard worker and my coworkers are very much slackers


[System] excited: When I was a teenager I wanted nothing more than an XBOX 360.  Now I don't even play video games

[Assistant] I was stoked when I got my first XBOX 360 for Christmas as a teenager.  Now I don't even play video games

[Assistant] What games did you liked?

[Assistant] I played a lot of COD

[Assistant] I like a lot COD. It is one of my favorites.


[System] anxious: I am having my first date with a woman that I meet at party. I am very nervous about it.

[Assistant] I am having my first date with a woman that I met at party. I am very nervous about it.

[Assistant] Just wear cologne, dress sharp, use mouthwash, and let her do all the talking.  And you'll be just fine

[Assistant] Thanks for the advices. I hope will go fine. I made reservation at a good restaurant.

[Assistant] That's good.  Just stay away from the beans and spicy food haha


[System] excited: I can

[User] I can't wait to go to Disney World next month!

[User] That sounds awesome! I wish I could go!

[User] Yeah, I haven't been since I was very young so I feel like it's my first time all over again.

[User] That sounds like a really good time. It will be like you are a kid again!


[System] sad: My pet iguana just died. I'v had him since I was 5.

[User] My pet iguana Ricado just die. I miss him.

[User] Aw I am sorry to hear that. I'm sure he was a good pet.

[User] Yeah he was I've had him since I was 5.

[User] Oh wow. Pets can be just like family members. It's hard to lose them I know.


[System] apprehensive: I think something bad could happen on my vacation.

[User] I think something bad could happen on my vacation. I should cancel.

[Assistant] Why? What are you worried about?

[User] I don't know. An accident? Something catastrophic?

[Assistant] Just try to relax and not worry so much. Yes something bad could happen but there's also a chance nothing goes wrong. Having anxiety about something can be hard to overcome but you can do it :)


[System] nostalgic: I found my old Nintendo system. I set it up and started to play some old games and it really brought me back.

[Assistant] I set up my old Nintendo system and had so much fun playing it. It really reminded me of when I was a child.

[User] I loved playing that!  They look so outdated now.  Good times!

[Assistant] They really do. I can still remember when I got it for Christmas all those years ago.

[User] That must have been the most epic Christmas ever!  I think someone gave us ours but I can't remember.  Makes me want to play now!


[System] excited: I get married in 3.5 weeks!!!

[User] I get married in 3.5 weeks!!!

[Assistant] Whoa congrats. You must be very excited.

[User] I am!  It can't come fast enough!  I'm hoping for great weather since it'll be outside.

[Assistant] That is so awesome. Im sure it will be a very fun day to share with everyone.


[System] annoyed: I wanted some popcorn with my movie the other day so I put some in the microwave without thinking about how old it could be. I guess it was really old and it had literally exploded all over my microwave. I cant figure out how to clean it up.

[Assistant] I wanted some popcorn with my movie the other day so I put some in the microwave without thinking about how old it could be. I guess it was really old and it had literally exploded all over my microwave. I cant figure out how to clean it up.

[Assistant] oh my goodness that is horrid. i'd think with hot water and degreaser.

[Assistant] Degreaser!!! I didnt think of that! Thank you lol

[Assistant] haha. you are very welsome. that's what happens after years of dirty microwave cleaning.


[System] anxious: i hope that i can see my family by the end of the year

[Assistant] i hope that i can see my family by the end of the year

[Assistant] Oh wow where are they?

[Assistant] 800 miles away in florida

[Assistant] Why are they in a  place so far away from you? Are you away at college?

[Assistant] no. i moved out of town to be with my now husband.


[System] devastated: I just heard back from my Doctor and I need surgery.

[User] I just heard back from my Doctor and I need surgery.

[Assistant] Oh no! I'm so sorry are you going to be alright?

[User] I hope so.  I have a liver disorder that we thought was under control with medication, but my health just took a nose dive, so it is all up in the air.

[Assistant] Oh god I'm so sorry for you! I hope everything goes well


[System] terrified: I'm really scared of spiders. I can't stand those creeps!

[User] My friend has bunch of spiders as pets, but I can't stand them. They creep me out!

[Assistant] I would be afraid one of them would get out!

[User] Yeah I am afraid of that too!

[Assistant] Have you held any of your friend's spiders?


[System] hopeful: I'm staying positive about this business scheme.  I'm sure my friend will come around, he just needs some good convincing

[Assistant] I'm trying to convince my friend to hop on board this business venture.  I'm staying positive I'm sure he'll come around

[User] That sounds like it could be a great success.  Do you both work well together?

[Assistant] Don't know yet but I trust him.  And we both make a lot of cash on this self-employed gig we're on

[User] I hope its a major triumph for you both!


[System] anticipating: I'm watching my neice and nephew for a week while my brother and his wife go out of town.  I think it'll be fun and tough.

[User] I'm watching my neice and nephew for a week while my brother and his wife go out of town. I think it'll be fun and tough.

[Assistant] Nice how old are they

[User] 5 and 2.  I'll be busy considering I have two kids of my own but they are 5 and 8 so hopefully they'll be helpful.

[Assistant] Nice you seem pretty open minded about so I'm sure you'll handle yourself well.


[System] embarrassed: I had a ketchup stain on my blouse at work, and no one told me about it! I didn't find out until I went home.

[User] I didn't notice it until I got home from work, but I had a huge ketchup stain on my blouse!

[User] oh, thats embarassing.  I hate it when that happens.

[User] Yes, and none of my co-workers told me! I would hope someone would let me know!

[User] haha, well maybe they didn't want to embarass you.


[System] disgusted: I had planned on cooking a steak tonight but, I found it turned rotten when I came home today.

[User] I had planned on cooking a steak tonight but, I found it turned rotten when I came home today.

[User] Ew, yeah it is not worth risking getting food poisoning!

[User] I guess things only go on sale for a reason.

[User] Yes, need to check those sell by dates. Meat may only be good for a few days afterwards.

[User] IT was literally the next day :|


[System] anxious: i have an appointment with the doctor on thursday and it has me so worried

[Assistant] i have an appointment with the doctor on thursday and it has me so worried

[User] Oh no! Have you already had some tests or is this the first time?

[Assistant] this is the first in a line of tests that i have to do. i'm dying on the inside a little bit

[User] I'm so sorry to hear. What is the problem?

[Assistant] girl part problems.

[User] Ah ok, yeah my partner has had similar issues recently. I really hope it all works out for you!

[Assistant] thank you. i hope so too. i'm terrified.


[System] confident: I sent off my law school application today.  I hope to hear good news in a few weeks.

[User] I finally finished up my law school application and sent it off today.

[Assistant] That is so exciting, how long do you have to wait tell you find out if you are accepted or not?

[User] A few weeks.  I am rather hopeful and excited to hear good news soon about my acceptance.

[Assistant] I am sure you have worked very hard to get to this place!


[System] proud: My brother recently got his dream job, so I am very happy for him.

[User] My brother just got his dream job recently, so I am very happy for him!

[User] That is great news!  I am sure he feels a great deal of accomplisment

[User] Yes, I think he does too. He worked hard for it, so I'd say he deserves it.

[User] I hope he enjoys his new job and can celebrate


[System] annoyed: I have construction going on at the house next door from 6 am until well past dark.  It is very unwelcome

[User] So my neighbor is having work done on his house.  Every morning at 6 am I wake up to the noise of hammers and drills next door.

[User] That sounds so annoying!

[User] Very much so.  They were supposed to be done last week, but they are still going at it.

[User] I hope they finish up soon. That could drive someone crazy going on for so long.


[System] sad: My first date with a woman that I met at a party didn't go as expected.

[Assistant] My first date with a woman that I met at a party didn't go as expected.

[User] Really? How come?

[Assistant] We didn't have any common interest. At some point, during the date, she seemed bored. I called her but she didn't reply.

[User] That is very disappointing. Maybe next time text or talk on the phone a little bit to see if you will have something in common.


[System] disappointed: One time, I was given a drink to try out and it looked red so I thought it was a strawberry shake. But it turned out to be a vegetable drink.

[User] I was at a family gathering one time and an uncle gave me a red drink that I thought was strawberry.

[Assistant] How old are you?

[User] I am old enough to party. Well it turns out the drink was actually veggie soup...

[Assistant] Ah ok, it is fine


[System] afraid: My daughter passed out one day last week.

[User] My daughter passed out one day last week.

[User] Oh no! What do you think had happened or triggered it?

[User] We took her to the ER and it turned out to be low blood sugar but she gave us quite a scare.  Now we just have to be really observant of the signs.

[User] Hope she recovers and feels better overall soon. That can be quite the scare!


[System] impressed: It was really cool to see those circus performers do those tricks. I was so amazed at their talent.

[User] I recently went to the circus, and I was so amazed at how the performers do their tricks!

[User] They are really impressive.  What circus was it?

[User] It was one of those touring circuses with limited animals. It was more about the talented acrobats and magic tricks.

[User] Have you ever gotten to go to a Cirque du Soliel?  If you like acrobats you would love that!


[System] furious: Someone broke into my car and ripped everything out, even the side speakers! I looked like the Hulk that night when I saw the wreckage.

[User] Someone broke into my car and ripped everything out, even the side speakers! I looked like the Hulk that night when I saw the wreckage.

[User] Did you call the police?

[User] Yeah, they came and took a report and said to report it to my insurance. I should buy a surveillance camera.

[User] I suggest a Night Owl surveillance system.


[System] angry: I really do not like when I order a hamburger with no ketchup and they still put it on.

[User] I really do not like when I order a hamburger with no ketchup and they still put it on.

[User] That's the worst. I have that happen all the time but with onions.  Its the only thing they have to do so get it right!

[User] I took one bite and thought I was going to be sick.

[User] Did you have them get you a new one plus give you your money back for having to taste that nastiness?


[System] embarrassed: i worry about looking foolish in front of strangers

[Assistant] i worry about looking foolish in front of strangers

[User] Why would you be worried? Do you have three arms?

[Assistant] why heaven's no. it worries me bunches

[User] Sounds to me like you need to build your self-confidence a bit more.

[Assistant] i am just like a mess when i'm out in public.


[System] furious: I had the city come out to look at my water meter.  It was broken and they said I had to pay to replace it.

[User] I had to have the city come out today and check my water meter.

[Assistant] how come. is their something wrong with it?

[User] It was leaking.  They said I had to replace it.  They quoted me a cost of $650.

[Assistant] oh my goodness. is that not covered by the water company since it's technically their meter?


[System] anxious: I had been waiting on the results of a test of my blood pressure. Thankfully it was fine but it made me nervous waiting.

[Assistant] I have been waiting on some health result tests. It was making me very nervous.

[Assistant] I hope they come back with the desired result.  Good luck

[Assistant] They came back okay but when i was waiting for it, it was pretty nerve wracking.

[Assistant] Nice do you mind sharing what it was...my mom had a cyst in her ovaries but it ended up being benign

[Assistant] It is a little hard to explain but whether the hypertension in my head was resolving. I had too much spinal fluid in my brain for a while and was working on resolving that wihtout need for really heavy medication.


[System] grateful: I'm thankful for my job.  I've got full autonomy of time.

[Assistant] I love my job and I'm thankful it gives me full autonomy of time.

[Assistant] Oh I feel you! I have full control over my schedule, it is so nice!

[Assistant] That's cool.  Are you self-employed too

[Assistant] Part time self employed and part time just employed by a company. The company lets me choose my shifts though so... still full control.


[System] sad: Kind of bummed. I was supposed to meet my best friend tonight, but he got stuck at work.

[User] Kind of bummed now since I was supposed to meet my best friend later tonight, but he got stuck at work suddenly.

[Assistant] oh wow, that does suck! Hopefully you can push it to another day this week.

[User] Yeah we are trying to reschedule it now, but alas, life happens I guess.

[Assistant] Defenitly, and employers can be unreasonable sometimes.


[System] joyful: I got a new car, I am so happy.

[User] I got a new car, I am so happy.

[User] Thats awesome what kind of car is it.

[User] It is Jeep Wrangler X Series.

[User] have you always wanted a jeep they seem pretty fun to drive.


[System] embarrassed:  I remember when I was in kindergarten one time and I peed my pants...maan I was super ashamed

[Assistant] Back in kindergarten I peed my pants once...maan I was super ashamed hahaha

[User] Did the entire class laugh at you?

[Assistant] No only like 2 people knew...haha but the feeling was just awful

[User] I haven't peed my pants ever. Guess I am just lucky.


[System] surprised: I am shocked that my dog bite the neighbor.

[User] I am shocked that my dog bite the neighbor.

[Assistant] Why did your dog do it.

[User] The neighbor was teasing him.

[Assistant] My Japanese spitz did that once...lady was waving a bone around and pulling back...til he caught her with one snap and almost bit her finger clean off


[System] jealous: My neighbor actually purchased a dream car of mine and I see it parked in his driveway everyday just taunting me

[User] My neighbor just purchased my dream car and parks it in his driveway everyday.  I feel like the car is taunting me.

[User] You must be a little jealous.  Maybe its time to save up for your own dream car?

[User] Or steal his.  I am just kidding of course.  It might be time to trade in my nice practical car for one like his.

[User] I mean pro's and con's... right?


[System] annoyed: I had one beer left when I got home and spilled the whole thing right after I opened it.

[User] I had one beer left when I got home and spilled the whole thing right after I opened it.

[User] Oh no!  That is disappointing.  Did you have to run out and get more?

[User] No i'm just boozeless tonight :(

[User] Well, I guess one night without beer is not going to kill you.

[User] I think i'll live, and save a few calories.


[System] anxious: Tomorrow I have to give a presentation at work and I just found out that the Vice President of the company is going to be there.

[User] Tomorrow I have to give a presentation at work and I just found out that the Vice President of the company is going to be there.

[Assistant] Oh boy I hope you get some sleep tonight!

[User] It'll be hard now that I know that, but I'm going to try.  At least it'll push me to do my most impressive work.  I hope.  Its intimidating so I'm trying not to think ab out it too much.

[Assistant] you got it bro!


[System] impressed: i was watching jeopardy with a friend the other day and the category was british literature. he crushed it.

[Assistant] I was watching jeopardy with my friend the other day, and the cateogry was british literature.

[User] Did you know all the answers?  I wouldn't be too good at it.

[Assistant] Lol I didn't know squat, but my buddy knew every freaking question!

[User] Wow, impressive!  I'd have to get some category like Kids or Nutrition to know much of anything. ha ha


[System] terrified: I am afraid of bats, I can't even watch Batman movies.

[User] I am afraid of bats, I can't even watch Batman movies.

[User] That is awful, those movies are pretty good minus the george clooney and ben afflack films.

[User] I wouldn't know. I haven't seen any.

[User] You need to go see them and overcome your fear of bats


[System] furious: I just lost my job. I'm so angry because they had no reason too!

[User] I just lost my job. It really sucks

[Assistant] I'm sorry to hear that, hopefully you qualify for unemployment while you get back on your feet.

[User] Me too... I thinking about suing my boss though because they had no reason to fire me!

[Assistant] Are you in a right to work state? Here in my state they don't have to have a reason.


[System] annoyed: At work, two coworkers are making too much noise. They are  bothering me in my work.

[Assistant] At work, two coworkers are making too much noise. They are bothering me in my work.

[User] Oh no! I have the same problem at my work! How do you deal with it?

[Assistant] I don't know. I already told them in very nice way but they still carry on making too much noise.

[User] Yeah it can be hard. I resorted to wearing noise cancelling headphones myself!


[System] apprehensive: i have a doctor's appointment on thursday that has me a little worried

[Assistant] i have a doctor's appointment on thursday that has me a little worried

[Assistant] I'm sure it'll go fine! Are you doing okay?

[Assistant] no. i have a bunch of health issues going on

[Assistant] I'm sorry to hear that. I hope the doctor can give you some treatment options.

[Assistant] i hope so too. i makes me so crazy to not know what's going on with my body


[System] excited: My wife surprised me with football tickets. I cannot wait to go this season!

[User] I was so happy when my wife surprised me with preseason football tickets.

[User] Now that's quite a gift! Are you going to take her to any games as a thank you?

[User] Oh yeah, I definitely want her to join me. We've gone to a lot of tailgate events, too. Going to be a great football season!

[User] I've been looking forward to it starting too. Not a lot going on at the moment. But that's wonderful to hear!


[System] embarrassed: At work, we went together for lunch. When it was time to pay, I notice that I forgot my wallet at the office.

[Assistant] At work, we went together for lunch. When it was time to pay, I notice that I forgot my wallet at the office.

[Assistant] What happens next.

[Assistant] I felt a little bit ashamed. I asked to a cowoker if he could pay. He did. I paid him back at the office.

[Assistant] Well I guess it worked itself out.


[System] anxious: Sometimes I'm nervous who I'm going to talk to next.  I'm nervous because if it's someone who can't hold a conversation I get the feeling of wanting to strangle them on the other side of the computer.  And I'm really not that kind of guy

[Assistant] Sometimes I'm nervous to play this game.  Because if it's someone who can't hold a conversation I get the feeling of wanting to strangle them on the other side of the computer. And I'm really not that kind of guy

[Assistant] I undersand. Do you want to strangle me?

[Assistant] Not yet

[Assistant] Good.


[System] terrified: i was scared to walk home alone

[User] i was scared to walk home alone

[Assistant] How come?

[User] cause it was dark and a wooded area

[Assistant] That does sound scary.  I would have used my phone flashlight


[System] sentimental: We found old pictures of grandparents while cleaning out my house.  It was crazy seeing them so young.

[Assistant] We were cleaning out my parents house the other day and found some pretty cool stuff

[User] brought back some old memories?

[Assistant] Yea, some pictures of my grandparents.  It was amazing to see them so young

[User] thats nice


[System] proud: I got a "thank you" card sent to me from a co-worker in a different department for helping them.

[User] I got a "thank you" card sent to me from a co-worker in a different department for helping them.

[Assistant] That was nice of you to help them.  What did you do to help?

[User] Kinda tough to condense,  shared file access across multiple people where a network drive wouldn't work.   We had something in place for that but not many people know about it.  So i had to setup some stuff and train 4 people.

[Assistant] Wow, that sounds really complicated.  I could never do that.  Id send you a thank you card too

[User] haha, thanks


[System] impressed: I went to a show last night and saw a guy juggling chainsaws.  It was crazy.  Some people have some real talent

[Assistant] I am always super amazed when people have real talent

[User] What talents do you speak of?

[Assistant] We went to a circus last night and i saw a guy juggling chainsaws.  It was crazy.  I would never try doing that

[User] That's pretty cool.   Do you go to the circus often?


[System] confident: i love the relationship i have with my husband. we have an amazing marriage.

[Assistant] i love the relationship i have with my husband. we have an amazing marriage.

[User] That's amazing to hear.  There is nothing like a great relationship!

[Assistant] i've had horrible relationships in the past so it makes me appreciate my husband so much more.

[User] Bad ones definatley make the good one a treasure.  Have you been together long?

[Assistant] 6 years of amazing ups and wons

[User] That is a good long time!  I am sure you have many more ahead of you!

[Assistant] i sure hope so. i am very blessed.

[User] When you appreciate something that much it's sure to continue that way!  I've been married 19 years and love almost every minute!


[System] afraid: I forgot to make my student loan payment this month.  I'm scared it will affect my credit score.

[User] I forgot to make my student loan payment this month.

[User] Ah, that's unfortunate. That can be really tough to remember sometimes. I know because I've forgotten that too. But you'll make it up as soon as you can, I'm sure!

[User] I'm scared it will affect my credit score.

[User] As long as it's not too delinquent, and you have an otherwise good history of on-time payments, you should be okay! Try talking to your loan servicer, too. They can help.


[System] furious: i was pissed when i saw someone put a dent in my door

[User] i was pissed when i saw someone put a dent in my door

[User] Did they leave a note or anything?  I would be really upset too.  Were there any cameras that could have seen who did it?

[User] they didnt leave a note, just a dent :(

[User] Thats the worst.  I would feel so awful if I left a dent and fleed the scene of the crime.  Hopefully the guilt is eating away at that person.


[System] anticipating: I should really stop expecting so much from people in this game.  I get a good partner convo going, thinking that every conversation will be the same...then I get some idiot and all my hope in humanity gets trampled on

[Assistant] I should really stop expecting so much from people in this game. I get a good partner convo going, thinking that every conversation will be the same...then I get some idiot and lose all hope in humanity

[User] I'm sorry to hear that.

[Assistant] Don't be sorry...just bring something fun to the table!

[User] I will try my best.


[System] embarrassed: I accidentally passed gas while talking to a coworker.  I felt so ashamed.

[User] I accidentally passed gas while talking to a coworker.

[Assistant] Well that's...kinda funny not gonna lie

[User] I felt very ashamed at the time.

[Assistant] haha well hey it happens to the best of us...I do it around my friends all the time


[System] anticipating: I'm leaving town tomorrow  for a mini vacation.

[User] I'm leaving town tomorrow for a mini vacation.

[Assistant] That is awesome. you must be very excited.

[User] I can't wait.   I'm so sick of work right now.

[Assistant] I bet. It will be great to have some time to unwind and not think about it.

[User] I can hardly contain myself :)


[System] apprehensive: I got a job offer but I am not sure if I should take the job or not. It is a little far from home.

[Assistant] I got a job offer but I am not sure if I should take it or not.

[User] What makes you unsure?

[Assistant] Well my commute would take longer so I dont know if it is worth it.

[User] you should do a test drive and apply some math to the pay difference to decide if its worth it.


[System] caring: i loved taking care of my sisters pet the other day

[User] i loved taking care of my sisters pet the other day

[Assistant] How fun! What kind of pet is it?

[User] a bearded dragon

[Assistant] My kids want one of those, but we have to wait until the youngest is old enough. So cute!


[System] anxious: my husband and i are trying to have a baby

[Assistant] my husband and i are trying to have a baby

[Assistant] Aww! I bet that is so exciting! Do you want a girl or boy?

[Assistant] i would be fine either way as long we have a healthy baby that's all that matters to me.

[Assistant] I hope it goes well. Children are great.

[Assistant] i hope so too. we have been trying for 6 years


[System] embarrassed: Can't really remember the last time I was humiliated...I've got pretty thick skin

[Assistant] I used to be super self-conscious and afraid to say anything stupid when I was younger...I'd get humiliated at the dumbest things but these days I've got pretty thick skin

[User] I am glad you grew out of your shell.

[Assistant] Me too.  Hbu were you ever a shy kid or were you always extroverted

[User] I was really neither.


[System] jealous: My friend just bought a new Bugatti.  I am so envious of him.

[User] My friend just bought a new Bugatti.

[Assistant] Dang nice! Bugattis are freakin slick, definitely a dream car...what does your friend do

[User] He owns a local insurance company.  I am so envious of him.

[Assistant] Well that makes sense.  And I'm sure you can do the same in good time, just stay hungry and be about your paper!


[System] disappointed: I got an ice cream cake for my birthday and it was really good. It was rather big so we had plenty left over we kept in the freezer. My husband took it out to defrost it enough to cut it while I wasn't home and totally forgot about it and it all melted. I was upset.

[Assistant] I got an ice cream cake for my birthday and it was really good. It was rather big so we had plenty left over we kept in the freezer. My husband took it out to defrost it enough to cut it while I wasn't home and totally forgot about it and it all melted. I was upset.

[Assistant] I'm sorry to hear that! It sounds like an honest mistake.

[Assistant] I feel that its more like inconsiderate. My parents got me the cake and he forgot about it because he was losing in his video game. Honest mistake? Okay but seriously inconsiderate

[Assistant] Oh wow, defenitly sounds like he was too focused on video games. Maybe talk to him about how it made you feel so you don't get resentful.


[System] terrified: i was scared walking home the other night

[User] i was scared walking home the other night

[User] Uh oh, were you alone? Hopefully you didn't have to go very far! That can be super scary for sure.

[User] yea i had to walk down a dark wooded path

[User] Well that's just the worst. At least you're okay now! I don't know how you managed it.


[System] confident: I have a test coming up. I'm going to crush it.

[User] I have a test coming up and I'm feeling pretty good about it.

[Assistant] Nice did you prepare well for it

[User] Yup I'm going to crush it!

[Assistant] Awesome good luck


[System] trusting: Back then I used to have faith in strangers.  Now I walk around with a switch blade ready for whatever

[Assistant] I used to have faith in strangers. Now I walk around with a switch blade ready for whatever

[User] Really? Why is that?

[Assistant] I've gotten jumped twice

[User] Oh man that's rough... maybe you should think about moving?


[System] embarrassed: I was at the gym the other day and tripped on my way to the pool. I turned around and there were about five people that saw me. I felt like an idiot.

[Assistant] I tripped at the gym the other day. I turned around and about five people saw me. I felt stupid.

[Assistant] I would have been so embarrassed! Hopefully you didn't get hurt at all

[Assistant] No it wasnt bad at all. I just looked like a bumbling buffoon.

[Assistant] Could have been worse!


[System] embarrassed: I locked my car keys in the car the other day.  I couldnt get into my car and everyone knew that I locked them in there

[Assistant] I cant believe how dumb I am sometimes.

[User] what did you do

[Assistant] I locked my car keys in the car in front of a lot of people.  everyone saw that i did that.  I was blushing

[User] did someone help you?


[System] disappointed: i was sad when i didnt get this weekend off

[User] i was sad when i didnt get this weekend off

[Assistant] I hate working on the weekend.  Do you have to work this weekend

[User] yea i do .. i was hoping to go to the coast with the family

[Assistant] oh nice.  Thatll be fun.


[System] terrified: When I was kid, a kid in the neighborhood was trying to exhort money from me. I was terrible afraid.

[Assistant] When I was kid, a kid in the neighborhood was trying to exhort money from me. I was terrible afraid.

[Assistant] oh my god that is so scary. what did you do?

[Assistant] My cousins that were older than me helped me. They scared the kid.

[Assistant] that is awesome at least you didn't get hurt. that's what is important


[System] annoyed: i have a coworker that comes in to work late everyday and takes a million breaks

[Assistant] i have a coworker that comes in to work late everyday and takes a million breaks

[Assistant] That is annoying. Did you told your manager about it?

[Assistant] i have. she will not do anything about it and it drives me even more nuts.

[Assistant] Why she doesn't want to do anything about it?

[Assistant] i have no idea. it's not good for moral or for productivity.


[System] devastated: My sister died in a freak accident, my heart is broken.

[User] My sister died in a freak accident, my heart is broken.

[Assistant] oh my god. i am so sorry. i have two sisters and know that pain.

[User] It was all cause she decided to mow the grass that morning.

[Assistant] that is horrible. i hope that your family can really cope thru this difficult time.


[System] prepared: i come in to work every day early and make sure i'm ready to go by the time my shift starts

[Assistant] i come in to work every day early and make sure i'm ready to go by the time my shift starts

[User] That is good, I am sure your boss loves that.

[Assistant] i feel like she takes me for granted as a hard worker honeslty.

[User] You should talk to her about that.

[Assistant] i'm afraid. i feel like i'm on her shit list currently.


[System] embarrassed: i was at the park with my son, when he pulled down his pants and started peeing on the grass

[Assistant] I was at the park today, and my son pulled down his pants, and started peeing on the grass.

[User] Hahaha, I dont mean to laugh but I'm assuming he is young and kids are pretty funny.  Did anyone else see it happen?

[Assistant] Yeah he's two and lots of people saw him do it.  He just wants to be like our dog, but doesn't know his limits.

[User] I'm sure the other people thought kids will be kids.  He'll learn eventually!


[System] devastated: i was crushed when i didnt get the weekend off

[User] i was crushed when i didnt get the weekend off

[User] Now that's just not right! Weekends are supposed to be for relaxing and hanging out with friends, not slaving away for the man! Hopefully you didn't have to cancel any plans...

[User] yea had to cancel my trip

[User] Wow, that really sucks, I'm sorry to hear that. You deserve to take yourself some vacation time or sick time or something.


[System] anxious: i am trying to save up some money but i'm having such a hard time making it happen

[Assistant] i am trying to save up some money but i'm having such a hard time making it happen

[User] You can do it, you just need to start right away

[Assistant] i am trying but it's really hard to do when you are a single income household

[User] Just putting away a little still helps

[Assistant] that's what i'm going to try to do.


[System] confident: I felt a little cocky after working out this morning. It was a good feeling

[User] I felt a little cocky this morning after working out. It was a good feeling

[Assistant] i always feel like i'm on top of the world after i workout.

[User] Its the best feeling in the world

[Assistant] i must agree. even when i get spaghetti legs i must say it's worth the rush that comes with it.


[System] proud: Our team have achieved the best project in IT department.

[Assistant] Our team have achieved the best project in IT department.

[User] what project is that

[Assistant] It is about using artificial intelligence in processing client claim to detect fraud.

[User] oh that sounds interesting


[System] impressed: it was impressive to see someone eat a 3 lbs burger the other day

[User] it was impressive to see someone eat a 3 lbs burger the other day

[Assistant] Wow. Is he doing this for a show or a competition?

[User] yea it was free if he could eat it and he got a t shirt

[Assistant] Terrible. So he is making himself unhealthy for a t shirt.


[System] sentimental: I got a little sappy when I saw a puppy on facebook. It made me want a dog

[User] I get a little sappy when I see puppies on facebook. It makes me want one

[Assistant] What kind would you get

[User] A little pitbull and raise him right

[Assistant] Oh cute.  I have one.  SHe is the nicest dog

[User] I am very jealous then ha


[System] disgusted: I came home from work and my dog had pooped on the floor. it was gross cleaning it up

[Assistant] I came home from work and dog had pooped on the floor

[User] Did you discipline her?

[Assistant] It was gross having to clean it up.  She knew that I was not happy.  but I did not want to have to pick it up

[User] Yeah that is always gross


[System] apprehensive: A bit worried about the future today. There is so much to get done before winter comes and I only have so many hours in the day

[User] A bit worried about the future today.

[User] why what happened

[User] I just have a lot to get done before winter comes and I only have so many hours in the day. It can be overwintering as I work 2 jobs and run a business on top of it.

[User] hopefully it works out for you


[System] anxious: i cant wait until next week

[User] i cant wait until next week

[User] Why is that?

[User] the kids go back to school

[User] Lol! Ah- Well cherish them while you can in the summers even though it can be tiring :)


[System] annoyed: I went to the grocery store and I had to bag my own groceries.  It was quite irritating.

[User] I went to the grocery store and I had to bag my own groceries.

[User] Well that's pretty annoying. Aren't they supposed to have people there who do that for you?

[User] Yeah, that's what I thought.  It was quite irritating.

[User] If that happens again, you should tell them they should have to pay you the appropriate wage to do work that they're supposed to be doing themselves. That's insane!


[System] anxious: I have been having nightmares every night. I am not looking forward to going to sleep tonight.

[User] I have been having nightmares every night.

[Assistant] Sorry to hear that. What happens during your nightmare?

[User] It's about life of course! I could handle it if it were demons and ghosts..but real life nightmares...Unpleasant. I want to go to sleep and get some peace from that stuff- not relive it lol

[Assistant] Well I hope you can find some peace from those dreams.

[User] I hope so too! Not looking forward to sleep


[System] proud: My kid scored the winning shot in her basketball game last week. I was so full of pride. She is doing so good with her sports.

[Assistant] My daughter scored the winning shot in her basketball game last week. I was so happy for her.

[User] Great to have a daughter in basketball!

[Assistant] Yeah she is doing so good. It's her 3rd year playing and she loves it.

[User] Fantastic!


[System] guilty: I ate my roommates pizza, I feel bad.

[User] I are my roommates pizza, I feel bad.

[User] Did you enjoy it?

[User] Yes, it was really good.

[User] Well, maybe you won't do it again.


[System] proud: I have not had any alcohol for a week.  I am pleased with my behavior.

[User] I have not had any alcohol for a week.

[User] That is good, do you like to drink?

[User] I usually do.  I am pleased with my self-control lately.

[User] Do you plan to quit forever?


[System] afraid: i was scared to walk home the other night

[User] i was scared to walk home the other night

[Assistant] Why?

[User] someone walked behind me the entire way

[Assistant] Me too, sometime, I had the same feeling about someone walking behind me.


[System] surprised: Last year, when I got promoted to manager, I was very suprised because I was not expecting it.

[Assistant] Last year, when I got promoted to manager, I was very suprised because I was not expecting it.

[User] oh thats a nice suprise

[Assistant] Yes, I didn't know about it but they needed someone to fill that position. So they thought of me.

[User] yea thats good they did


[System] excited: I am so ready to go to the Yankees game tomorrow.

[User] I am so ready to go to the Yankees  game tomorrow.

[User] Oh, who are they playing?

[User] They are playing Tampa Bay.

[User] That will be so fun!


[System] confident: I have to build a kitchen island from IKEA.  I am sure I can get it done.

[User] I have to build a kitchen island from IKEA.

[User] I love IKEA, they have good meatballs.

[User] They certain do.  I am sure I can get it done.

[User] Hopefully you can understand the instructions.


[System] sad: I just got back from a three month trip. I am really missing all the friends I made along the way.

[Assistant] I just got back from a three month trip. I am really missing all the friends I made along the way.

[User] But it's good that you made friends though, right? Will you still be able to keep in touch with them?

[Assistant] Yea I still keep in touch but they live all over the world.

[User] Well then that's all the more reason to take more trips so you can see them! Maybe go on a couchsurfing tour of the world!


[System] grateful: My brother asked me to church yesterday. It was a nice feeling and gesture from him

[User] My brother asked me to church yesterday. It was a nice feeling and gesture from him

[User] did you go ?

[User] I did go, it was a good time

[User] thats good, keep going!


[System] angry: i was angry when i saw someone put a dent in my car

[User] i was angry when i saw someone put a dent in my car

[User] That was rude. Did they stop

[User] i started to get mad but then as i got closer i saw that it was a kid.. so i just had to eat it

[User] Thats still tough to go through though


[System] anticipating: my husband and i are trying to get pregnant by the end of the year

[Assistant] my husband and i are trying to get pregnant by the end of the year

[Assistant] Good luck are you hoping for a boy or girl?

[Assistant] we just want a healthy baby. the sex is not importatnt to us

[Assistant] That is so exciting.

[Assistant] i hope we can make it finally happen for us. we've been trying for over 6 years now.


[System] anxious: I am starting a new job next week. I am really nervous and not sure if I will do well.

[Assistant] I begin my new job next week. I am really nervous about starting.

[Assistant] it will be exciting. what will you be doing?

[Assistant] Its a financial analyst job with a big company. Im worried that I wont do well.

[Assistant] i'm sure you will do just fine. i hope that you will do well.


[System] sad: I am upset I didn't get to go to Hawaii.

[User] I am upset I didn't get to go to Hawaii.

[User] why didnt you go ?

[User] I couldn't afford a plane ticket.

[User] ah that stinks


[System] surprised: it was suprising to see someone at a 3 lbs burger for a free t-shirt

[User] it was suprising to see someone eat a 3 lbs burger for a free t-shirt

[User] That is a lot of meat.

[User] yes it is

[User] Did they throw up after they finished?


[System] afraid: It might storm tonight. I am a little scared to be honest

[User] It might storm tonight. I am a little scared to be honest

[Assistant] rain storm or thunder storm?

[User] Thunder from what I see

[Assistant] we've had some pretty bad storms here too this year. it worries me too


[System] nostalgic: i made some potatoes that my mom used to make when i was a kid it made me miss home.

[Assistant] i made some potatoes that my mom used to make when i was a kid it made me miss home

[User] Oh wow that sounds good to me

[Assistant] it was so sweet it made me think of my childhood

[User] I like memories like that

[Assistant] me too. it's the little things in life that matter most to me.


[System] confident: I am looking forward to the gym tomorrow. I have a good feeling

[User] I am looking forward to the gym tomorrow, I have a good feeling

[User] good luck

[User] Thank you, I will take it

[User] what do you plan to do there


[System] afraid: i was scared walking home the other night

[User] i was scared walking home the other night

[User] Why were you scared

[User] cause it was dark and a wooded area

[User] That does sound a little scary


[System] jealous: My friend just moved into a new home. Its a nice place that makes me a little envious

[User] My friend just moved into a new home. Its a nice place that makes me a little envious of him

[User] It can be tough when friends have things that might be considered better than what you have.  Maybe it can be used as motivation

[User] That is a good piece of advice

[User] I am sure you are at least happy for your friend, right?


[System] embarrassed: I went to work yesterday wearing two different shoes.  I was half asleep when I was getting around and did not notice

[User] So I went to work yesterday wearing two different shoes.  I was not fully awake when I was getting around in the morning.  Not my best moment.

[User] I have done that. It happens to the best of us

[User] I didn't even realize it until someone pointed it out about halfway through the day.  I wanted to disappear after that.

[User] I am sure no one really noticed


[System] embarrassed: Today I thought i saw a good friend and the mall and started waving like crazy...... it wasn't her lol

[Assistant] Today I thought i saw a good friend and the mall and started waving like crazy...... it wasn't her lol

[User] oh that was awkward

[Assistant] Yes I just went into a store and hid lol

[User] probably the best option


[System] caring: i loved taking care of my sisters pet

[User] i loved taking care of my sisters pet

[Assistant] What kind of pet is it?

[User] a bearded dragon

[Assistant] No way! They scare me :( Is it easy?


[System] prepared: I have been studying non stop for a week for this test at work.  I think I am ready for it.  As best as I can be

[Assistant] I think my brain is full.  I am ready as I can be!

[Assistant] Ready for what?

[Assistant] I have a test at work this week.  I have been studying for like a week.  I think I am ready for it.

[Assistant] Great. What is the test about?


[System] jealous: I find it unfair that one of my coworker got promoted and not me. I envy him.

[Assistant] I find it unfair that one of my coworker got promoted and not me. I envy him.

[Assistant] Thats not fair! what has he done that you havent done?

[Assistant] I don't know. I am better than him in everything. Probably, it is because he is friend with director.

[Assistant] Thats so annoying.  Ive been in a similar situation. Just keep working hard. Youll get there one day


[System] ashamed: This one time, we were visiting one of my dad's friends and I hate to admit but I ate the middles of their oreos and then hid the cookies underneath their bed mattresses and couch cushions.

[Assistant] Do you ever remember stuff you did as a kid out of the blue, and retroactively feel bad about it? I remembered this time we went to my father's friend's house, and while the adults were busy I ate some of the white stuffing from their oreos, and hid the cookies underneath their mattress and couch cushions.

[User] i cant say that i do

[Assistant] Well, you must have been a better child than me, haha.

[User] i highly doubt that


[System] joyful: i was happy to get approved for the weekend off

[User] i was happy to get approved for the weekend off

[Assistant] That's nice! How are you gonna spend your weekend?

[User] going to vegas!

[Assistant] Oh man, good luck! Hope you roll high.


[System] proud: When my mom got out of rehab and was clean, I was happy for it. She worked hard for it

[User] When my mom got out of rehab and was clean, I was happy for her. She worked hard for it

[Assistant] Oh wow.  I hope she's still doing well!

[User] She is trying, everyday is tough

[Assistant] Well good luck to her.  I know that's a tough thing to recover from.


[System] jealous: I was discussing phone bills with my friend, and he told me his parents pay for his bill.

[Assistant] I was discussing phone bills with my friend.  He told me how his parents pay for his phone bills

[User] That must be nice

[Assistant] Yeah I know.  Although I like to think I would decline if my parents offered, I still wish my bills were paid by someone other than me.

[User] Yeah, I think we all wish that was possible


[System] surprised: I got a letter in the mail today from my cousin. He was overseas and thinking of me, it was a nice shock

[User] I got a letter in the main today from my cousin. He was overseas and thinking of me. It was a nice shock

[Assistant] Oh wow. How long has your cousin been overseas?

[User] A few months at least

[Assistant] That's real nice of him. Do you miss him?


[System] surprised: I won a $100 pizza hut gift card. It's a meager winning, but hey, pizza!

[Assistant] I won a $100 pizza hut gift card. It's a meager winning, but hey, pizza!

[User] Have you used it yet

[Assistant] Nope. I intend to spread out using it. Maybe $10 every other weekend or so.

[User] That is very smart


[System] confident: I'm always glad when I get a gorgeous girl's number at a bar, especially if she just shot down 5 guys before me.  Makes me feel pretty genetically superior

[Assistant] I love seeing a gorgeous girl at a bar shoot down 5 guys, and then end up giving me her number...makes me feel pretty superior hahaha

[Assistant] Oh damn. So why'd she pick you?

[Assistant] Guess there's something magical about me

[Assistant] Spread of that magic, my dude.


[System] sentimental: My mom dropped off some food for me out of the blue. I miss her cooking.

[Assistant] My mom dropped off some food for me out of the blue. I miss her cooking.

[Assistant] Nice nothing better than homemade mom lunches...what did she bring you

[Assistant] A lot of stir fries. I guess I'll be eating healthy this week.

[Assistant] Stir fries are the bomb.


[System] sentimental: i held on to my first Nintendo even though it doesnt work anymore. I just like how it reminds me of my childhood.

[Assistant] I have held on to my old Nintendo even though it broke many years ago. Its a great reminder of the first video game system I owned.

[Assistant] Thats awesome. i wish i still had mine.  I sold it a couple years ago

[Assistant] Its really cool to have around. I just wish it still worked.

[Assistant] I wonder if there are any repair shops that could fix it


[System] angry: I went to the supermarket and as i was getting all of my stuff out of my cart they closed my line.  I had to put my stuff back in my cart and change lanes

[Assistant] I got really mad at the supermarket today.  I felt like they shouldnt treat customers like that

[Assistant] What happened? Are you ok?

[Assistant] I was unloading my groceries onto the belt to pay and they told me that the lane was closed. So i had to put it all back into my cart and change lanes.  it was ridiculous

[Assistant] I mean they could have just run your items instead of making you mad.


[System] hopeful: It might sound stupid but when i took my drivers test at the end i was really hopeful that  passed

[User] when i took my drivers test at the end of it i wasw hopeful to pass it

[User] I bet you were anxious to know how you did! Did you study up with friends or family leading up to the driver's test?

[User] no i am 45. my license expired like 5 yrs ago and i didnt realize it...lol

[User] Oh well that's a bit different of a situation, lol. I gotcha! I didn't know you had to retake the test if you accidentally let it expire. But I'm sure you did great!

[User] i did, i passed

[User] That's awesome! I'm proud of you, buddy.


[System] excited: I am already looking forward to the weekend. I am getting a new tattoo

[User] I am looking forward to this weekend. I am getting a new tattoo

[Assistant] Oh sweet. What number tattoo is it?

[User] Its going to be my 6th tattoo overall

[Assistant] That's pretty awesome. What is it gonna be of?


[System] proud: I cooked for 20 people. All thank to Youtube.

[Assistant] I cooked for 20 people. All thank to Youtube.

[User] What did you cook

[Assistant] I cooked lasagna and pizza.

[User] That sounds very good right now


[System] joyful: i was happy to get the weekend off

[User] i was happy to get the weekend off

[Assistant] That's great to hear. Are you usually really busy?

[User] yea the work just keeps coming

[Assistant] That's crazy. Well, I hope you have an awesome weekend!


[System] anticipating: I can't wait to buy some cake this weekend. Been craving cakes.

[Assistant] I can't wait to buy some cake this weekend. Been craving cakes.

[User] what kind of cake are you going to get ?

[Assistant] I might get buttercream. Chocolate is tempting, too. Wish I could get both lol.

[User] that does sound good