[System] embarrassed: I went to a baby shower for my friend the other day, only to realize I bought a present for a baby boy and not a baby girl! I couldn't believe how stupid I felt.

[Assistant]
I went to a baby shower for my friend the other day, only to realize I bought a present for a baby boy and not a baby girl!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8075_conv:16150,2,embarrassed,I went to a baby shower for my friend the other day, only to realize I bought a present for a baby boy and not a baby girl! I couldn't believe how stupid I felt.,4,That must of looked really bad.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8075_conv:16150,3,embarrassed,I went to a baby shower for my friend the other day, only to realize I bought a present for a baby boy and not a baby girl! I couldn't believe how stupid I felt.,99,I couldn't believe how stupid I felt. I can't bare to show my face at any event ever again!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8075_conv:16150,4,embarrassed,I went to a baby shower for my friend the other day, only to realize I bought a present for a baby boy and not a baby girl! I couldn't believe how stupid I felt.,4,Why not buy another gift?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8075_conv:16151,1,surprised,My dad came to my birthday party, I wasn't expecting it.,4,My dad came to my birthday party. I wasn't expecting it.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8075_conv:16151,2,surprised,My dad came to my birthday party, I wasn't expecting it.,99,It's nice he showed up. He doesn't normally ?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8075_conv:16151,3,surprised,My dad came to my birthday party, I wasn't expecting it.,4,No, he works a lot.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8075_conv:16151,4,surprised,My dad came to my birthday party, I wasn't expecting it.,99,Oh, I'm sorry. At least he was able to make it this time!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8076_conv:16153,1,grateful,My neighbor returned my wallet today. I was so thankful.,209,My neighbor returned my wallet today. I was so relieved!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8076_conv:16153,2,grateful,My neighbor returned my wallet today. I was so thankful.,420,That is lucky!  I left mine in a restaurant last week and luckily someone turned it in!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8076_conv:16153,3,grateful,My neighbor returned my wallet today. I was so thankful.,209,That's great! I am so thankful that he didn't take any money from it!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8076_conv:16153,4,grateful,My neighbor returned my wallet today. I was so thankful.,420,yes.  I love that most people are honest,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8078_conv:16156,1,furious,My cat pooped on the carpet. I am so mad.,209,My cat pooped on the carpet today.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8078_conv:16156,2,furious,My cat pooped on the carpet. I am so mad.,4,That stinks, did you clean it up?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8078_conv:16156,3,furious,My cat pooped on the carpet. I am so mad.,209,I did. I was so angry and cursing his 9 lives while tossing the nastiness away.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8078_conv:16156,4,furious,My cat pooped on the carpet. I am so mad.,4,Will you get rid of the cat now?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8078_conv:16157,1,disgusted,I ate at Mcdonalds, I was sick after.,4,I ate at Mcdonalds. I was sick after.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8078_conv:16157,2,disgusted,I ate at Mcdonalds, I was sick after.,209,Same here. Maybe we ate at the same one?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8078_conv:16157,3,disgusted,I ate at Mcdonalds, I was sick after.,4,I ate at the one in New York.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8078_conv:16157,4,disgusted,I ate at Mcdonalds, I was sick after.,209,Me too! NYC? We should sue and become millionaires.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8079_conv:16158,1,jealous,I am super into exercising.,525,I am super into exercising.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8079_conv:16158,2,jealous,I am super into exercising.,209,Me too! What is your favorite exercise to do?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8079_conv:16158,3,jealous,I am super into exercising.,525,I love doing pullups!  It really got to me though when my friend was able to do more pullups than me!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8079_conv:16158,4,jealous,I am super into exercising.,209,Pullups are great! I am more of a pushup man myself.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8079_conv:16159,1,furious,My dog pooped on the carpet. I am so mad.,209,My dog pooped on the carpet.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8079_conv:16159,2,furious,My dog pooped on the carpet. I am so mad.,525,Oh no I hope you were able to clean it up!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8079_conv:16159,3,furious,My dog pooped on the carpet. I am so mad.,209,I was. But I was cursing her nine lives as I tossed that nastiness away.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8079_conv:16159,4,furious,My dog pooped on the carpet. I am so mad.,525,Dang I hate when dogs do that crap! (pun intended)?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8080_conv:16161,1,caring,I like taking my grandma out to lunch and dinner sometimes.  It helps get her out of the house and gives her something to do,301,I like taking my grandma out to lunch and dinner sometimes,I have clicked the 'End Chat' button thank you!|5|5_4|4|5,
hit:8080_conv:16161,2,caring,I like taking my grandma out to lunch and dinner sometimes.  It helps get her out of the house and gives her something to do,547,Aww that is very nice of you! Are you two very friendly with one another?,I have clicked the 'End Chat' button thank you!|5|5_4|4|5,
hit:8080_conv:16161,3,caring,I like taking my grandma out to lunch and dinner sometimes.  It helps get her out of the house and gives her something to do,301,Its nice to give her something to do and get out of the house.,I have clicked the 'End Chat' button thank you!|5|5_4|4|5,
hit:8080_conv:16161,4,caring,I like taking my grandma out to lunch and dinner sometimes.  It helps get her out of the house and gives her something to do,547,I hope you two eat something great next time too!,I have clicked the 'End Chat' button thank you!|5|5_4|4|5,
hit:8081_conv:16162,1,content,I am very happy with my house.,4,I am very happy with my house.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8081_conv:16162,2,content,I am very happy with my house.,599,That's good! Any particular reasons why?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8081_conv:16162,3,content,I am very happy with my house.,4,It has a swimming pool.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8081_conv:16162,4,content,I am very happy with my house.,599,oh, damn! I wish I had one of those. That must be super nice.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8082_conv:16165,1,caring,I really try my best to help my mother.,4,I really try my best to help my mother.,5|5|5_4|4|5,
hit:8082_conv:16165,2,caring,I really try my best to help my mother.,13,What are you helping her with?,5|5|5_4|4|5,
hit:8082_conv:16165,3,caring,I really try my best to help my mother.,4,I help her with money.,5|5|5_4|4|5,
hit:8082_conv:16165,4,caring,I really try my best to help my mother.,13,That is nice of you to help, but why does she need you to give her money?,5|5|5_4|4|5,
hit:8083_conv:16166,1,grateful,my friend helped me move,63,my friend helped me move last week,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8083_conv:16166,2,grateful,my friend helped me move,55,Cool, how long did that take?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8083_conv:16166,3,grateful,my friend helped me move,63,not too long, i was happy he helped,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8083_conv:16166,4,grateful,my friend helped me move,55,That's good to hear that he was nice then.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8083_conv:16167,1,devastated,I tried so hard to get a 34 on the ACT for a scholarship. Instead I got a 33 twice...,55,I tried really hard to get a 34 on the ACT for a scholarship but instead I got a 33.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8083_conv:16167,2,devastated,I tried so hard to get a 34 on the ACT for a scholarship. Instead I got a 33 twice...,63,that really sucks,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8083_conv:16167,3,devastated,I tried so hard to get a 34 on the ACT for a scholarship. Instead I got a 33 twice...,55,Yeah it blows.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8083_conv:16167,4,devastated,I tried so hard to get a 34 on the ACT for a scholarship. Instead I got a 33 twice...,63,i bet it does,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8084_conv:16168,1,disappointed,My friend was going to help me do something but they ditched,63,My friend was going to help me do something but they ditched last week,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:8084_conv:16168,2,disappointed,My friend was going to help me do something but they ditched,545,Well that's lousy of them! What did you want them to help you with?,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:8084_conv:16168,3,disappointed,My friend was going to help me do something but they ditched,63,moving to university,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:8084_conv:16168,4,disappointed,My friend was going to help me do something but they ditched,545,Yuck, that's stressful enough without having your friend flake on you. Sorry to hear that.,5|5|5_4|4|4,
hit:8084_conv:16169,1,anticipating,Tomorrow we're supposed to go to an amusement park. I haven't been to one in a long time, so I'm excited.,545,Tomorrow I'm going to an amusement park with my sister and some friends. I'm kinda excited because I haven't been to one since I was pretty young.,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:8084_conv:16169,2,anticipating,Tomorrow we're supposed to go to an amusement park. I haven't been to one in a long time, so I'm excited.,63,that sounds quite fun.,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:8084_conv:16169,3,anticipating,Tomorrow we're supposed to go to an amusement park. I haven't been to one in a long time, so I'm excited.,545,I hope so! I have a feeling I'm going to be scared of the roller coasters, but I haven't ever been on one.,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:8084_conv:16169,4,anticipating,Tomorrow we're supposed to go to an amusement park. I haven't been to one in a long time, so I'm excited.,63,i hate heights so rollercoasters arent my thing, good luck with that,4|4|4_5|5|5,
hit:8085_conv:16170,1,terrified,I went to a super scary haunted house recently! It was so realistic and the characters were so well hidden. I was so scared!,104,I went to a really scary haunted house recently! I have never been more scared!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8085_conv:16170,2,terrified,I went to a super scary haunted house recently! It was so realistic and the characters were so well hidden. I was so scared!,385,Niiice. What kind of things did it have?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8085_conv:16170,3,terrified,I went to a super scary haunted house recently! It was so realistic and the characters were so well hidden. I was so scared!,104,It was completely black inside! The characters were so well hidden and jumped out from so many unseen places!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8085_conv:16170,4,terrified,I went to a super scary haunted house recently! It was so realistic and the characters were so well hidden. I was so scared!,385,Eeep! I think you're gonna give me nightmares.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8085_conv:16171,1,embarrassed,Taking kids to supermarket.,385,My top recommendation, is that if you have multiple kids, find a babysitter when you grocery shop.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8085_conv:16171,2,embarrassed,Taking kids to supermarket.,104,I'm just about to have my second child! Shopping with one is tough, getting a sitter sounds like a great idea!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8085_conv:16171,3,embarrassed,Taking kids to supermarket.,385,Kids have a very finite amount of patience. And the more you bring, the longer it takes. Also, they wear each other down.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8085_conv:16171,4,embarrassed,Taking kids to supermarket.,104,Shopping with kids sounds like a nightmare! Thanks for the great tip!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8086_conv:16172,1,jealous,Recently my best friend who is also my coworker got a promotion at work. I want to feel happy for him but I felt I Was better qualified for the position than he is.,381,He's a good worker but not as reliable as I am. He is always calling in or not putting much effort into his work. I feel I should have gotten that position.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8086_conv:16172,2,jealous,Recently my best friend who is also my coworker got a promotion at work. I want to feel happy for him but I felt I Was better qualified for the position than he is.,55,That's a shame, if that's the case then I agree.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8086_conv:16172,3,jealous,Recently my best friend who is also my coworker got a promotion at work. I want to feel happy for him but I felt I Was better qualified for the position than he is.,381,Thank you! Maybe I'll get another chance down the road but it still hurts a little. Has that ever happened to you?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8086_conv:16172,4,jealous,Recently my best friend who is also my coworker got a promotion at work. I want to feel happy for him but I felt I Was better qualified for the position than he is.,55,Not really, but I hope you're alright.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8086_conv:16172,5,jealous,Recently my best friend who is also my coworker got a promotion at work. I want to feel happy for him but I felt I Was better qualified for the position than he is.,381,I haven't talked to anyone about it not even my wife. Your words are definitely helping me a lot, thank you so much!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8086_conv:16173,1,angry,I really hate when I have to wake up early to go to classes. It makes me so annoyed.,55,I hate having to wake up early to go to classes.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8086_conv:16173,2,angry,I really hate when I have to wake up early to go to classes. It makes me so annoyed.,381,Do you get enough sleep at night? Try getting to bed earlier at night,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8086_conv:16173,3,angry,I really hate when I have to wake up early to go to classes. It makes me so annoyed.,55,I just like getting to stay up late and still get enough sleep.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8086_conv:16173,4,angry,I really hate when I have to wake up early to go to classes. It makes me so annoyed.,381,It's hard for me to wake up early. I have to cut my cellphone usage down or I'll be up all night looking at youtube! ,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8087_conv:16175,1,sad,I accidentally made a mistake with my bank account a while account. I managed to try to withdraw too much money and I got hit with a $25 overdraft fee. It was quite frustrating and annoying!,217,I accidentally made a mistake with my bank account a while ago. I managed to try to withdraw too much and I got hit with a $25 overdraft fee. It was really frustrating and annoying.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8087_conv:16175,2,sad,I accidentally made a mistake with my bank account a while account. I managed to try to withdraw too much money and I got hit with a $25 overdraft fee. It was quite frustrating and annoying!,599,That's a bummer. Did you at least go get it resolved at the bank?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8087_conv:16175,3,sad,I accidentally made a mistake with my bank account a while account. I managed to try to withdraw too much money and I got hit with a $25 overdraft fee. It was quite frustrating and annoying!,217,I talked to them but they weren't willing to waive the fee.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8087_conv:16175,4,sad,I accidentally made a mistake with my bank account a while account. I managed to try to withdraw too much money and I got hit with a $25 overdraft fee. It was quite frustrating and annoying!,599,That's quite unfortunate then. Gotta be more careful with that!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8088_conv:16176,1,terrified,I moved into a rural area recently and during the night time I hear some weird noises outside. It's pretty freaky.,286,I moved to a rural area recently. At night I've been hearing all kinds of weird animal noises and I see large foot prints near my home in the morning. It's scary as all heck out here at night!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8088_conv:16176,2,terrified,I moved into a rural area recently and during the night time I hear some weird noises outside. It's pretty freaky.,217,Oh yeah I could imagine. I've always lived in big cities. I couldn't imagine having to deal with true darkness and wild animals!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8088_conv:16176,3,terrified,I moved into a rural area recently and during the night time I hear some weird noises outside. It's pretty freaky.,286,You hit the nail on the head with the total darkness! There isn't a street light in sight. I need to invest in my some good outdoor lights so I'm not so paranoid!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8088_conv:16176,4,terrified,I moved into a rural area recently and during the night time I hear some weird noises outside. It's pretty freaky.,217,Yeah. I do remember camping out a few times back in school. I couldn't get used to the pitch blackness at all!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8088_conv:16176,5,terrified,I moved into a rural area recently and during the night time I hear some weird noises outside. It's pretty freaky.,286,I don't even have any camping experience, so I was TOTALLY unprepared for this!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8088_conv:16177,1,joyful,A few weeks ago I went to a baseball game. My team was doing pretty badly but in the end they managed to pull it together and win the game. I was so ectastic!,217,I went to a baseball game with my favorite team a few weeks ago. They had been doing pretty badly in the first half. Somehow they managed to pull it together and win in the end! That made me very happy!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:8088_conv:16177,2,joyful,A few weeks ago I went to a baseball game. My team was doing pretty badly but in the end they managed to pull it together and win the game. I was so ectastic!,286,That's awesome! Sometimes pulling through a tough battle is more satisfying than just winning outright! Shows perseverance and a never give up" attitude.


[System] joyful: A few weeks ago I went to a baseball game. My team was doing pretty badly but in the end they managed to pull it together and win the game. I was so ectastic!

[Assistant] Yeah it was much more exciting than if it was easy. I'm sure the other team felt excitment in the opposite way too.

[User] Oh yeah. Makes for a great game when it's close!


[System] anticipating: I'm getting married in two months. I'm pretty excited for this big moment.

[User] I'm getting married in two months. I'm so excited, but admittedly a little nervous too. I think about it all the time.

[Assistant] I am so happy for you! I have been married for ten years and it is the most rewarding thing ever. But you should be nervous because in two months you have to share everything.

[User] There's so much to plan for and so much to think about! And congratulations on ten years of marriage! I hope my marriage is as successful. You give me hope.

[Assistant] Thank you . Well lets talk about the wedding, hopefully you have a wedding planner to help you right. I don't want you to stress out to much, you are the excited bride!

[User] I do! I think she's on top of things too. At least, I hope she is!

[Assistant] Well good, let her do all the worrying and you focus on your big day!


[System] annoyed: I have an older sister that is always comparing our kids as if her kids are smarter.

[Assistant] My older sister is always comparing our children.

[User] Oh wow, that's kind of rude.

[Assistant] Yes it is upsetting, because she alludes to her children being smarter and more well-rounded than mine.

[User] Have you brought it up to her? Maybe she doesn't realize she's doing it.

[Assistant] I have not had a conversation with her about it. However, I know she does it on purpose just to get on my nerves. She has a history of getting enjoyment out of messing with me and now my kids.


[System] sad: My dog got out and I haven't found her yet. I hope she's ok

[User] My dog got out and I haven't found her yet

[Assistant] where did it go?

[User] I'm not sure. She's probably around the neighborhood somewhere, but I haven't found her yet. I hope she's ok

[Assistant] I hope so, hope is still alive, and Have you search everywhere?


[System] disgusted: I was irritated when I find out that my girlfried was cheating on me

[Assistant] my girlfriend cheated on me

[User] Oh no! How did you find out?

[Assistant] under my roof, she taught I will be off to work, I forgot something and I caught them in the act

[User] Ah, I see. I hope you find someone more respectful and caring

[Assistant] I hope so, just trying to be strong


[System] grateful: I just changed jobs, and was afraid that the change my influence my work/life balance negatively. Once I was in the new job, I found that they were more willing than my previous employer to work with my schedule.

[User] I just found out a few days ago that my new employer is fantastic, as far as working with my schedule. I will have all the time I need to balance work, school, and family time.

[User] Oh that is awesome! Even barely awesome employers are hard to find.

[User] Yeah, this is a fairly small business, so they have a lot of leeway and don't have to answer to a corporate entity.

[User] Yeah they generally have a better chance at giving it more so than large entities.


[System] anticipating: I regularly put in orders for items online and as per the usual have them shipped instead of picking up at the store. The waiting and anticipation for the items is bad sometimes I check tracking even though I know its otw

[User] Sometimes the anticipation on waiting for shipped orders to arrive are horrible!

[User] Oh yeah, especially when it is something you are really looking forward to receiving.

[User] Right or something you really need but can't easily pick up locally.

[User] Yep, but at least we have the internet to take care of those things.

[User] Indeed thanksfully! And, we don't have to wait two weeks for shipping like back in the day


[System] angry: I lost my favorite jacket and I can't find it. It was quite expensive and not easily replaced

[User] I lost my favorite jacket and I can't find it

[Assistant] did you try redoing your steps of the last day? to see maybe you left it at a friends house

[User] I did try to retrace my steps, but I never found it. It's quite expensive, so it's not easily replaced

[Assistant] i feel bad for you, have you tried asking other people that are near you often to see if they have seen it?


[System] hopeful: I love the Dallas Cowboys.  I am optimistic they will do well this season.

[User] I love the Dallas Cowboys!

[User] What do you love about football season? (They're football right?)

[User] Yes, they are the best.  I am optimistic they will do well this season.

[User] Wonderful! Good luck, I hope they win.


[System] sad: I am having a hard time with someone who keeps repeating the same mistakes. It's hard to see they keep going back to the same path.

[User] I am having a hard time with someone who keeps repeating the same mistakes.

[User] What are they repeating?

[User] Bad behaviors and attitudes. It's hard to see they keep going back to the same path.

[User] I hope you can provide them with some help.

[User] Well therapy will, I hope! Thank you


[System] confident: I used Youtube to fix my fridge.

[Assistant] I used Youtube to fix my fridge.

[Assistant] It's awesome. Sometimes I also try to find solutions in youtube.

[Assistant] I'm so glad we have Youtube nowadays. So much money saved.

[Assistant] Yeah, you're right.


[System] trusting: Someone spread rumor about my hubby. But I didn't believe them. he loves me more than anyone in this world.

[Assistant] Someone spread rumor about my hubby.

[Assistant] That's terrible. Did you guys clear that out?

[Assistant] Yeah, but I didn't believe them. he loves me more than anyone in this world.

[Assistant] People must have no lives to want to spread rumors like that.


[System] furious: Yesterday while swimming at my moms pool in the backyard, my toddler took her bottle of tanning oil and unscrewed the cap and poured it all over the lanai. I was so mad, that stuff is not cheap and can stain things easily.

[Assistant] Yesterday while swimming at my moms pool in the backyard, my toddler took her bottle of tanning oil and unscrewed the cap and poured it all over the lanai. I was so mad, that stuff is not cheap and can stain things easily.

[Assistant] Oh my. How did you handle the situation with your toddler?

[Assistant] Ugh. I told him that was bad and put him in time out for a few minutes. He's hard to handle with anying

[Assistant] They can be pretty crazy at that age.


[System] excited: I can't wait for my new laptop to arrive.

[Assistant] I can't wait for my new laptop to arrive

[Assistant] I bet your so excited! I just got one last month too and it makes my life so much easier!

[Assistant] I am! My old laptop is like AOL slow. Can barely get anything done!

[Assistant] AOL slow Lol.. I certainly know how you feel! I would have expedited it to me!


[System] sentimental: The backyard makes me miss my dog.

[Assistant] The backyard makes me miss my dog.

[User] where did he go

[Assistant] She passed away 2 years ago.

[User] oh sorry to hear that


[System] furious: i was upset when i saw someone had put a dent in my car door

[User] i was upset when i saw someone had put a dent in my car door

[Assistant] I'm assuming they didn't leave insurance info?

[User] nope, gone without a trace..well other than my dent

[Assistant] That sucks, man. Are you gonna get it fixed?


[System] guilty: I lost over 10k in an investment.

[Assistant] I lost over 10k in an investment.

[User] Yikes, high risk investment?

[Assistant] I guess you could call it that. It was reliable until it wasn't.

[User] Is it something that can recover over time? I hope so


[System] jealous: All my friends are getting married and I don't even have a partner. I wish I was like them

[User] All my friends are getting married and I don't even have a partner

[Assistant] A lot of marriages also end in divorce, when they go into it too soon.

[User] That's true, but they've all been high school sweethearts. So it's unlikely. I wish I found someone back then

[Assistant] You'll find someone. You sound like a good person.


[System] sad: My friend of 4 years ended last weekend.

[Assistant] My friend of 4 years ended last weekend.

[Assistant] why did your friendship with your friend ended?

[Assistant] People talked about impeaching me, and she agreed. A best friend should have talked to me about it instead of joining the crowd of haters.

[Assistant] that is true i agree with you, that is not what friends do


[System] anticipating: I've been exercising consistently for 3 months now. Been feeling so much better.

[Assistant] I've been exercising consistently for 3 months now. Been feeling so much better

[User] For what purpose you do this

[Assistant] I want to be healthier! And look better, too.

[User] How his your health now


[System] lonely: i felt all alone this weekend

[User] i felt all alone this weekend

[User] You sound lonely. Do you not have any friends?

[User] no i dont :(

[User] Have you considered joining any hobby groups to make some new friends?


[System] proud: I graudated with a mechanical engineering degree in may.

[User] I graudated with a mechanical engineering degree in may.

[User] oh thats sweet. congrats

[User] Thanks. I'm looking for a job now.

[User] im sure it wont take you long with that degree

[User] Its not the greatest job market with the oil and gas sitation the way it is now but, i'm optimistic.


[System] afraid: i felt scared walking home alone the other day.

[User] i felt scared walking home alone the other day.

[User] That's terrible!  Were you in a bad part of town or anything?

[User] a dark wooded area

[User] That kind of thing always creeps me out.  Glad you made it ok!


[System] apprehensive: I am feeling a bit of trepidation about today actually. My partner was being a bit rude and he can explode easy, so it's hard

[User] I am feeling a bit of trepidation about today actually.

[User] Why is that, is there something scheduled today that you really are trying to avoid?

[User] Yes,  My partner was being a bit rude and he can explode easy, so it's hard.

[User] My first marriage was much like that, I hope you have a very calm day and no arguing.

[User] Yes, it is hard, thankfully he does have a reason..a mental illness and he is working on it- but it's still hard for me. I hope you have peace now!


[System] proud: I got an award for being employee of the month.

[User] I got an award for being employee of the month.

[User] Great job!  Did anything else come with it?

[User] A small amount of money... which is better than nothing.

[User] Yeah, anything is better than nothing.  Good work!

[User] Hey I'll take it.  Thanks :)


[System] disappointed: I could not get my lawn mower to work. I have to order a bunch of parts now and it's a bummer!

[User] I could not get my lawn mower to work.

[User] did you take it in to get fixed?

[User] Sorry *I cannot get it to work. No, I can't afford that really. I have to order a bunch of parts now and it's a bummer! I would have someone come mow it for a quick 20 but they don't show up.

[User] ah i understand now

[User] Lawn mowers seem to require a lot of maintenance, like a car. Worth it I guess as I don't have $300 for a new one. Ha! Expensive


[System] lonely: i felt all alone the other day

[User] i felt all alone the other day

[User] I hear you! What made you feel all alone?

[User] kids were gone for the weekend

[User] Oh okay! Where did they go?


[System] disappointed: I was disappointed when i got fired from a project in my company

[Assistant] I was really upset during that time.But i was confident. I worked hard in next project and got promotion

[User] What time was that?

[Assistant] It was 20 years back

[User] Wow long time! Are you still at this job?

[Assistant] No. I am retired


[System] disappointed: My second vacuum I ordered from a company works good but the metal pole is not working right. Super upset as this is the second issue I have had.

[User] My second vacuum I ordered from a company works good but the metal pole is not working right.

[Assistant] Complaint them about the product

[User] I will however super upset as this is the second issue I have had. It's a bit much!

[Assistant] OMG. That's unfair


[System] surprised: first time making a cake. it turned out pretty well.

[Assistant] first time making a cake. it turned out pretty well.

[User] You must be proud. What kind of cake did you make.

[Assistant] It's a tres leche cake. My family asked me where I bought it. It's that good!

[User] I love tres leche.  I haven't had a slice of that in forever.


[System] embarrassed: I was leaning back in my chair at work and fell over.

[User] I was leaning back in my chair at work and fell over.

[Assistant] Oh god. Are you ok?

[User] Yes.  A little red faced though maybe.  Everyone stopped to look at me.

[Assistant] We've all been embarassed at work lol. Don't even worry about it.

[User] I'll get over it.  I might not hear the end of it for a long time though.


[System] disappointed: Girl I asked out said "no"

[Assistant] Girl I asked out said "no"

[Assistant] Did you propose her?

[Assistant] No. Just asked her out on a date.

[Assistant] Oh, so sad. You may try one more time.


[System] terrified: Yesterday snake came into our garden. I was in extreme fear about it.

[Assistant] I was in extreme fear yesterday.

[Assistant] Oh no. What happened?!

[Assistant] A snake came into my garden.

[Assistant] What was the size?


[System] jealous: My friend got to go golfing over the weekend. I was a little envious

[User] my friend got to go golfing this weekend. I was a little envious

[User] Oh cool! Does he have a country club membership? What were you doing that you couldn't go?

[User] I had to work. It was some kind of event he was going to as well

[User] Oh I am sorry! Bummer to miss out


[System] surprised: My Grandma made me a big thing of her homemade potato salad yesterday! I am so grateful, it's hard for me to have time to cook during the work week. I LOVE it when others cook for me!

[User] My Grandma made me a big pot of her homemade potato salad yesterday!

[User] Oh I bet that was so good

[User] Yes it should last me for a few days.  I am so grateful, it's hard for me to have time to cook during the work week. I LOVE it when others cook for me!

[User] That is always a good feeling


[System] excited: I recently got accepted into a prestigious film school.

[Assistant] I'm so stoked, I just got into the film school of my dreams.

[User] AMAZING! Congrats!

[Assistant] I know I am beyond thrilled. I've been wanting to go for years.

[User] How long does film school last?

[Assistant] It's a three year program.


[System] content: I have a new sweet dog who was abused and her little puppy. I am happy about it as it's nice to have a little baby around again to love on.

[User] I have a new sweet dog who was abused and her little puppy.

[Assistant] So you have two dogs? That is so nice I love dogs.

[User] Oh no, I have a LOT of dogs, lol. I rescue.  I am happy about her though- she is easier then some I have taken it and it's nice to have a little baby around again to love on.

[Assistant] Beautiful, sounds like she is in good hands.


[System] annoyed: Someone threw a bunch of empty beer cans in the bed of my truck.

[User] Someone threw a bunch of empty beer cans in the bed of my truck.

[Assistant] they must have something against trucks

[User] More like they just don't want to roll around with a bunch of empty beer cans in their ride.

[Assistant] that's true and also not a good sign if a cop decides to pull you over

[User] Yeah.... and it would also make me look pretty bad.  Jerks.


[System] anticipating: My new ceiling fan is arriving this afternoon, cant wait

[Assistant] cant wait for my new ceiling fan to get here, it was expensive

[User] Is your current ceiling fan broken?

[Assistant] no i just bought a house so ripped out the old one for a more contemporary look

[User] Nice, I hope you enjoy it.   Grats on the house too.


[System] joyful: A couple weeks ago I went and got a free smoothie at Tropical Smoothie. I love their smoothies.

[User] A couple weeks ago, I went and got a free smoothie at Tropical Smoothie. I love their smoothies.

[User] OH! I do too! They are so healthy and you can get them without any sugar too!

[User] I need to try that sometime to be healthier. I usually get it with sugar because of my sweet tooth.

[User] Oh...well you should try it without, fruit itself is already full of sugar :) If you try the ones with orange juice, they can be pretty sweet on their own.


[System] lonely: Felt a bit alone this weekend. But everytime I felt that way..I remembered the bad times and I didn't feel so bad about living alone.

[User] Felt a bit alone this weekend

[User] I'm sorry to hear that, sounds like family took a trip?

[User] No, my partner isn't here anymore. I live alone,...except for furkids :) But everytime I felt that way..I remembered the bad times and I didn't feel so bad about living alone.

[User] I'm glad the bad times have stopped and hope your furkids can help cheer you up. I feel lonely at times too it's only human.

[User] True! Thank you! They do for sure. It's hard to be without a partner but truly it's better then being abused.


[System] nostalgic: I went to the beach for the first time since I was young, and it brought back many memories. I was suprised how clearly I could remember things from the first beach trip.

[Assistant] I went to the beach for the first time since I was pretty young, and the smell of the seawater triggered a lot of memories. I didn't find this out until I got back home that memories are sometimes really closely tied to scents.

[User] Oh yes they are! I love it when that happens

[Assistant] It's the first time I've ever experienced it! Oh, and the beach was really nice, too.

[User] Lol! Cool, what kind of memory did it trigger?

[Assistant] My granddad and some of the family were on one of those deep sea fishing boats. I was too young to catch anything, but I remember thinking it was really fun.

[User] Oh you are brave! I LOVE the ocean but I am terrified of being in the middle of it :)


[System] furious: Tired of people going 50-60 down my side street. There are kids and animals here and the police never do anything about these wreckless drivers.

[User] Tired of people going 50-60 down my side street.

[Assistant] How fast are they supposed to be going?

[User] 15...As in any city. There are kids and animals here and the police never do anything about these wreckless drivers.

[Assistant] There's a lot of selfish people in the world, and a lot of impatient ones too. It's extremely frustrating.

[User] Yes, because 1 person including kids get hit here daily and this is a SMALL city...They complain about having no money here..but they would get a TON of money if they would ticket these terrible drivers that can and DO kill others daily.


[System] anxious: I woke up to the sound of my phone ringing. I hate the sound of my phone going off, it stresses me out. It was bill collectors too, although for the wrong person.

[Assistant] I got woken up today by the sound of my phone going off. I haaate the sound of phones, they really stress me out for some reason.

[Assistant] did you mute it

[Assistant] I answered the phone and it was just a bill collector for someone who isn't even me. I tried to go back to bed but I was already annoyed.

[Assistant] i hate when that happens


[System] sad: So hard seeing homeless people around

[Assistant] i hate seeing homeless people

[Assistant] We don't see many here. Do you live in a city?

[Assistant] yes it has been getting bad lately

[Assistant] Well, the city probably should do something about it.


[System] disgusted: My apartment had been flooded by my neighbor who lives a floor above me. What an irresponsible person

[Assistant] I am so disgusted at my neighbor who flooded my apartment from above. I will make him to pay for the whole renovation

[User] What happened to make him flood things? Something overflowed?

[Assistant] Apparently, after having a shower, he forgot to close the water flow. That seemed to me to be a truly stupid excuse

[User] That's too bad. Well I hope it didn't ruin anything special??


[System] anxious: Dealing with a partner away at therapy is tough. Especially when they go through some hard things and you don't know how they will react and if they will take it out on you, leave etc.

[User] Dealing with a partner away at therapy is tough.

[Assistant] What happened? Is she undergoing it for depression or what?

[User] He....He has a lot of childhood issues. Very abusive childhood and has given him a lot of mental health issue.

[Assistant] So disgusting to see such irresponsible parents bringing up a child in such conditions. Hope for him to be well

[User] I know right..They were horrible..beatings..calling him names..having him hold down their autistic brother to beat him..ENCOURAGING them to be mean and cruel to any form of "weakness" etc...He has so many problems from it and definitely RE-ENACTS it with me..I can't do that anymore..No abuse and dysfunction allowed here..So I am hoping this helps him more.


[System] furious: i was pissed when i saw a dent in my door

[User] i was pissed when i saw a dent in my car door

[User] That sucks.  Someone in a parking lot do  that to you?

[User] someone in the parking lot

[User] and I bet they just drove off and didn't even leave a note.


[System] surprised: I got a thank you note from a co-worker.

[User] I got a thank you note from a co-worker.".

[User] thats cool!

[User] Thanks, it was pretty nice to get some recognigtion.

[User] it sure does feel  good that someone notices

[User] Yep, my bosses sure don't do it.


[System] annoyed: my neighbor dog keeps barking for no reason

[Assistant] my neighbor has a dog that wont shutup

[Assistant] That has to be really annoying.  Have you called animal control?

[Assistant] i didn't know i could do that

[Assistant] Yes, that's one way to deal with it.  What did you end up doing?


[System] terrified: i was cared to walk home alone the other day

[User] i was scared to walk home alone the other day

[Assistant] I'm sorry to hear that. Was there something going on around you that made you scared?

[User] i live in a dark wooded area

[Assistant] Wooded ares are beautiful, until you have to be alone in them, when it's dark.


[System] impressed: i was impressed when i saw lebron leave the cavs a second time

[User] i was impressed when i saw lebron leave the cavs a second time

[User] What was impressive about that?

[User] that he had the stones to do it a second time

[User] Everyone knew he was going to do it though

[User] sure


[System] content: I slept in this morning. I was more than okay with that

[User] I slept in this morning. I was more than okay with it

[User] that sounds cool

[User] It was a nice feeling

[User] i bet it was


[System] hopeful: This weekend my friends and I are heading to the casino. I'm wanting to hit the jackpot and come home with more money than I started!

[Assistant] This weekend, my friends and I are heading out to the casino. I'm gonna try to bring home more money than I left with this time!

[Assistant] That sounds like so much fun. I've actually never been to a casino but would love to.

[Assistant] I've been a few times. You're supposed to treat it like entertainment (ie you shouldn't mind losing your money if you go because it's more about the fun aspect) but forget that, I want the jackpot! Haha

[Assistant] I would feel the same way. I'm not always very lucky though so I'd be a little apprehensive at first.


[System] guilty: i felt bad when i couldnt get my daughter the gift she wanted

[User] i felt bad when i couldnt get my daughter the gift she wanted

[Assistant] I'm sure she'll be happy with whatever gift you got her.

[User] yea thats true

[Assistant] What was it that she wanted?


[System] surprised: I was surprised when I found out my close friend won the lottery.

[Assistant] My friend won the lottery, wasn't expecting it.

[User] Wow.  How much did they win?

[Assistant] A quarter million.

[User] Jeez, that's a lot!  I hope they can manage it ok.


[System] anticipating: I was trying to procure a loan to buy a car, my credit is very average and I don't have many assets so I am getting very nervous hoping to land it.

[User] I was waiting to hear back on a loan so I can buy a car. Everything should be ok but I am getting nervous waiting on it.

[User] you try calling for a status update?

[User] I did. The loan officer was very kind but they seemed to be taking forever.

[User] ah it happens i guess


[System] caring: i loved taking care of my sisters pet

[User] i loved taking care of my sisters pet

[User] Pets are great companions! What kind of pet is it?

[User] a bearded dragon

[User] Wow I was not expecting that! I'm happy that you get to spend time with it.


[System] surprised: It was an unusually slow monday today.

[Assistant] It sure has been a low slow Monday.

[User] Why? What's going on? Or, y'know, not going on ?

[Assistant] It's mostly me. I'm just not really here today.

[User] Is there something going on that's got you feeling that way?


[System] terrified: I'd started a new medication the night before this incident happened. I got hit with side effects while I was at Panera Bread with my best friend. Suddenly, I couldn't sit upright any more. I was laying on the floor and had no idea how I'd gotten there. Everybody was rushing to help, or staring at me, or pointing at me. I have social phobia.

[User] I wound up on the floor at Panera Bread not too long ago.

[Assistant] Slippery floor, or slippery you ?

[User] LOL Definitely slippery me! New medication with fun side effects.

[Assistant] Oh, been there before. Sometimes I'm given things that make me very unsteady.


[System] angry: My daughter made us late on the first day of school.. I hate being late

[Assistant] My daughter made us late on the first day of school

[User] what did she do? woke up late?

[Assistant] she went back to sleep when she was supposed to be getting ready

[User] ah yea mine does that.. i have a spray bottle for days like that :)

[Assistant] I am going to get one because I really dont like being late lol


[System] disgusted: it was horrible seeing a dog get hit by a car the other day

[User] it was horrible seeing a dog get hit by a car the other day

[Assistant] Oh no. That is gorrible

[User] yea he ran a little afterwards and then just went down.. it was sad

[Assistant] Did the person stop?


[System] furious: Someone stole my trash can.

[User] Someone stole my trash can.

[Assistant] Why on earth would someone do that? A totally pointless act!

[User] The city will literally give you one for free.  I don't even get it.

[Assistant] Some people will steal anything, I guess. A store employee once told me they had to keep certain things by the checkout or they walked!

[User] Yep.  The lack of integrity of some people is shocking.

[Assistant] It sure is! I got caught (when I was about 8) bouncing a ping pong ball while leaving a toy store. The owner took me home and my Dad gave me a hiding. Never again!

[User] A little pain goes a long way.

[Assistant] Oh yes. While other teenagers were thieving I was being a very good little girl! Hope you get a replacement for your trash can.


[System] impressed: I saw someone playing an entire song by themselves at a talent show once.

[User] I saw someone playing an entire song by themselves at a talent show once.

[Assistant] How'd they do?

[User] It was very well done actually, they won the show.

[Assistant] Good for them


[System] furious: i was pissed when i saw someone had put a dent in my door

[User] i was pissed when i saw someone had put a dent in my door

[User] On your car?? Did you get it on camera?

[User] nah it was at a grocery store

[User] Oh bummer! I can't stand it when people are that selfish! I wish we had CCTV cameras everywhere like they do in the UK


[System] disappointed: I tried a keto pizza yesterday and it was awful. It tastes like a THICK corn flour tortilla. Just really gross! Sad as it cost a pretty penny even on clearance

[User] I tried a keto pizza I bought yesterday and it was awful.

[User] i bet it was!

[User] Lol- Some keto things are fantastic! But this...It tastes like a THICK corn flour tortilla. Just really gross! Sad as it cost a pretty penny even on clearance

[User] i wouldnt even try that

[User] I am on KETO so I need to try KETO things.


[System] annoyed: I was up most of the night again. A new mom who is quite obsessive with her baby and she keeps accidentally sitting on him and making him squeal, so I had to get up a lot and move hime

[User] I was up most of the night again.

[Assistant] What did you do?

[User] I have a new mom who is quite obsessive with her baby and she keeps accidentally sitting on him and making him squeal, so I had to get up a lot and move hime

[Assistant] Sounds annoying, she needs to be more careful

[User] Yes..but even humans don't have it right a lot, so not all animals do either. If I move him away from her she screams all night..so I guess I won't get much sleep for awhile lol


[System] confident: I just took the bar exam this morning. I know I did well.

[Assistant] I just took the bar exam this morning.

[Assistant] Oh wow like for law school? or what you take after law school?

[Assistant] Yes and I am so excited. I know I did well.

[Assistant] That is really awesome! I bet is a a relief that its done now!


[System] surprised: I got a random box of diapers the other day, the size and brand that my son wears. It was just delivered to my house and had no return address or anything. I don't know who sent them but it was very nice of them!

[Assistant] I got a random box of diapers the other day, the size and brand that my son wears. It was just delivered to my house and had no return address or anything. I don't know who sent them but it was very nice of them!

[Assistant] Oh Wow! That is awesome! I wonder who did it.

[Assistant] I have no idea, I asked anyone I thought might have done it but everyone said it wasn't them.

[Assistant] That was very kind of them.


[System] furious: i was pissed when i saw a dent in my car door

[User] i was pissed when i saw a dent in my car door

[Assistant] Did you find out who did it?

[User] no i did not.

[Assistant] Is it really bad one?


[System] anticipating: I was going to the work training last week. I was also hoping to achieve a promotion from the training.

[Assistant] I hope I will get a raise after my training

[User] i hope so too

[Assistant] The training is very hard!

[User] you can do it!

[Assistant] Thank you!


[System] joyful: today when i got to go shopping

[Assistant] We just got back home from shopping! It was so much fun.

[User] what did you get?

[Assistant] Clothes, shoes, and babygirl got some toys! It was so much fun.

[User] that does sound like fun


[System] afraid: i was scared to walk home last night

[User] i was scared to walk home last night

[Assistant] I would have been as well, how late was it?

[User] it was about 2 am.. in a dark wooded area

[Assistant] sounds super scary! my god.


[System] ashamed: I lied to my boss

[User] I had a project i was working on and my boss had some questions... if i told him the truth i could possibly get fired so i lied.

[User] Oh lord! Why did you need to lie?

[User] I was too scared to lose my job and i didn't see a way out of this situation

[User] Oh ok! Well I can understand that.


[System] angry: A bit upset I was up all night again, not my dogs fault so much as she is just a new momma.

[User] A bit upset I was up all night again, not my dogs fault so much as she is just a new momma.

[User] aweee you got puppies? i barely sleep so i feel you

[User] Just one, abused dog and she had one 2 weeks after I got her. I was planning on getting her fixed soon- so it's good we found out ahead of time. Yes she is quite neurotic about it. So it's alot. I hear you..I don't sleep much anyway sometimes so not always the biggest deal

[User] that's so sweet of you that you adopted an abused dog and taking care of her


[System] sad: i was disappointed when i couldnt go home

[User] i was disappointed when i couldnt go home

[Assistant] I'm sorry to hear that. Why couldn't you go home?

[User] had to stay at work to finish what i had on my desk

[Assistant] That's crazy! Is it always so busy?


[System] surprised: A girl asked me out.

[Assistant] A girl asked me out

[User] what did you say

[Assistant] I was just "um"ing the whole time and walked away. I feel so stupid.

[User] oh well .. next time will be easier


[System] sad: My favorite steak and cheese place is closing down.

[Assistant] My favorite steak and cheese place is closing down

[Assistant] That sounds crappy! When do they close?

[Assistant] Probably within next month. I look forward to grabbing a sub from there everyday after work.

[Assistant] Sounds like a good idea! I would do the same.


[System] terrified: when we had a huge storm the other day

[Assistant] We had a huge storm the other day and it was extremely loud, very dark.

[Assistant] Storms can be quite scary! Is it over now?

[Assistant] Thankfully yes and you are right it was quite scary at the moment!

[Assistant] Hopefully, that's the last storm for a while.


[System] prepared: I'm graduating in the Winter and already have a job lined up.

[Assistant] I'm graduating in the Winter and already have a job lined up

[Assistant] That's awesome! I hope it's a good paying job.

[Assistant] It's ok. I'm just happy I won't have to job search for the time being.

[Assistant] I know what you mean, I hate job searching.


[System] caring: i loved taking care of my sisters pet

[User] i loved taking care of my sisters pet

[User] What kind of pet was it

[User] bearded dragon

[User] Oh that sounds scary


[System] afraid: I was pretty lost when my dad died a few years ago. I just felt scared at the time

[User] I was pretty lost when my died dad a few years ago. I felt scared the time

[User] oh im sorry to hear that

[User] Yeah it was a dark time for sure

[User] well it sounds like it has gotten a little easier which is always good.


[System] excited: Gonna hit the buffet after work. It's gonna be good!

[Assistant] Gonna hit the buffet after work. It's gonna be good!

[Assistant] My cat hasn't been feeling well this past week, I think there might be something really wrong.

[Assistant] Oh no, I hope she's just sick! Are you taking her to the vet?

[Assistant] For the vet to see me cat.


[System] sentimental: I miss my dog every time I see a dog.

[Assistant] I miss my dog every time I see a dog

[User] did he pass away?

[Assistant] Yes. They both did. 1 year apart.

[User] have you gotten a new pet or still too soon?


[System] furious: i was pissed when i saw a dent in my car door

[User] i was pissed when i saw a dent in my car door

[Assistant] Oh no, how big is the dent?

[User] about 6-8 inches

[Assistant] Not too bad. Is it deep?

[User] yea and color scratched off


[System] impressed: Today when my daughter behaved being out of the house.

[Assistant] My 2 year old was such a good girl today out and I am very proud of her!

[User] I bet you are a happy parent then

[Assistant] Yes I am because I was dreading even going out with her as she usually gets fussy real quick.

[User] I guess thats all kids though


[System] joyful: It was a happy weekend. I got to go kayaking with friends

[User] I was pretty happy this weekend. I got to go kayaking with friends

[Assistant] Sounds really fun do you go kayaking often?

[User] No it was my first time going actually

[Assistant] I bet you are going to go more often now. Kayaking is really enjoyable.


[System] content: After 8 years of dating, we're getting married.

[Assistant] After 8 years of dating, we're getting married.

[User] thats awesome news! congrats

[Assistant] Thank you! I'm really happy and hopeful for what's ahead of us.

[User] is it going to be a big wedding or small?


[System] terrified: i was scared to walk home alone last week

[User] i was scared to walk home alone last week

[Assistant] Why did you have to walk home alone?

[User] everyone left me behind

[Assistant] That's awful. Are you ok now?


[System] anxious: I have a presentation soon. I always get nervous talking in front of people.

[Assistant] I have a presentation soon. I always get nervous talking in front of people

[Assistant] I do too! Do you feel like you are prepared?

[Assistant] Not at all. Worse case scenario, I hopefully just read off my paper.

[Assistant] Maybe practice with a friend or spouse! That may help you feel a little more confident.


[System] grateful: to have a life, to be alive, to have a home.

[Assistant] I feel so blessed these days to just be alive in general.

[User] thats good

[Assistant] I think a lot of people take it for granted and dont realize its a blessing to even be able to wake up.

[User] i think you are right about that


[System] hopeful: i cant wait for next week!

[User] i cant wait for next week!

[Assistant] Whats happening next week?

[User] kids go back to school

[Assistant] Oh thats right mine arent old enough yet so I dont have that type of joy but im happy for you! ha ha


[System] jealous: My friend bought a audi r8 last week. I am happy for him but deep down i am thinking how did he manage to buy that

[Assistant] My friend bought a audi R8 last week. I am happy for him but however i kind of feel something inside

[Assistant] Audis are pretty nice. You must feel a bit jealous, hu?

[Assistant] Haha, I am!!  and also wondering how did he managed to buy that

[Assistant] He might have a large monthly payment.


[System] embarrassed: I was on a date and apparently had a booger hanging out the whole time.

[Assistant] I was on a date and apparently had a booger hanging out the whole time.

[Assistant] ah damn!! it would have been pretty embarrassing!!

[Assistant] It was. Wish she would've told me!

[Assistant] She must have been shy to tell you that


[System] annoyed: when i got home and my shampoo and conditioner wasnt in my bag!

[Assistant] So I went out shopping the other day get home all excited to use my new shampoo and............. cant find it.

[Assistant] Oh man, what do you think happened to it?

[Assistant] The cashier forgot to spin the thing around, and I never grabbed it off from that bagging cart. ugh

[Assistant] I've had that happen. Are you going back to get it?


[System] lonely: No one's at the office. Never been alone here before.

[Assistant] No one's at the office. Never been alone here before.

[Assistant] How long have you been working there for?

[Assistant] ABout 6 years now.

[Assistant] Kinda creepy then that you are randomly the only one there


[System] confident: I felt pretty good going to the gym this morning. I had a plan of what to workout and it worked

[User] I felt pretty good going to the gym this morning. I had a plan of what I wanted to workout and it worked

[Assistant] That's awesome. Do you workout regularly?

[User] I try to every weekday morning

[Assistant] I should get to that as well.


[System] content: I helped my neighbor mow her lawn. I barely have the energy to mow my own.

[Assistant] I helped my neighbor mow her lawn. I barely have the energy to mow my own.

[User] That was very nice of you though

[Assistant] Yea. She's elderly, so I think most people would help.

[User] It was still a nice thing to do


[System] guilty: i felt bad when i couldnt get the gift my daughter wanted

[User] i felt bad when i couldnt get the gift my daughter wanted

[Assistant] Yea that can be hard sometimes. Im sure will understand.

[User] yea she will get over it in a few days

[Assistant] Im sure she knows how hard you work to provide for her.


[System] proud: I passed all of my classes this summer with A's I have never done that before. It felt great.

[Assistant] I am so happy. I made an A in all three of my summer classes. I have never done that before.

[User] hard work pays of

[Assistant] I couldnt believe what I was capable of. I plan on doing it again this semester.

[User] keep up the good work!


[System] disgusted: At work I have to take out the trash, and today one of the bags busted on the way to the dumpster. It was so bad! The smell was terrible.

[Assistant] At work, I'm one of the only men around so I tend to take out the heavier trash. Tdoay, the trash bag busted all over me. It was so gross, and I was choking on that sickly sweet trash smell.

[Assistant] Gross! Do you work in a restaurant?

[Assistant] Sort of. I would for a university food service umbrella group thing, but when I'm at different locations that I have to bounce between I'll take out their trash since they're understaffed.

[Assistant] That's sucks. I bet all that food smells.


[System] proud: My oldest son got the A honor roll last year and I was super proud.

[Assistant] I was so proud of my oldest son. He finished 6th grade on the A honor roll.

[Assistant] Congratulations! That's getting to the point where you look at their homework and realize you forgot how difficult it was, ha.

[Assistant] Oh yeah especially the math!

[Assistant] Oh Lord, I have forgotten almost everything I learned in Algebra and beyond.

[Assistant] Same! i have to use calculators all the time for easy caluclations.


[System] surprised: I got a letter in the mail today from a friend. I was shocked in a good way

[User] I got a letter in the mail today from a friend. It was a nice shock for me

[Assistant] Oh wow. How long has it been since you last spoke with her?

[User] It had been a few months at least

[Assistant] That's awesome. I know you were happy to receive that in the mail!


[System] sad: When i see beggars on the road i feel so pity and i just want to do something for them

[Assistant] When i see beggars on the road side. I feel pity on them and i just want to do something for them

[User] do you give them money?

[Assistant] i always do as i feel so sad for them

[User] yea me too


[System] angry: i was angry when i saw someone had put a dent in my car door

[User] i was angry when i saw someone had put a dent in my car door

[Assistant] oh damn!! did you find who it was?

[User] nope.. gone without a trace.

[Assistant] ah that sucks!! bad luck!!


[System] furious: i was mad when i saw someone put a dent in my car door

[User] i was mad when i saw someone put a dent in my car door

[Assistant] Oh no! Did you actually see them do it?

[User] no i didnt see anyone when i got back to my car

[Assistant] That is really frustrating. Were you able to claim it on your insurance? I can't imagine how frustrating that must have felt.


[System] surprised: My colleagues gave me bachelor party at a location i did not expected it to happen

[Assistant] Last week i had my bachelor party. It happened in a location i least expected it

[Assistant] I bet that was fun. Like where? A museum or something Lol

[Assistant] Children's park. It got me surprised

[Assistant] Oh wow that is surprising. Did you guys have a picnic?


[System] furious: My cat got spooked by something and jumped over my half wall that I had a candle sitting on top of, and knocked the burning candle onto the ground shattering the glass everywhere and liquid wax flew all over. I dont even know how Im going to clean this up!

[Assistant] My cat got spooked by something and jumped over my half wall that I had a candle sitting on top of, and knocked the burning candle onto the ground shattering the glass everywhere and liquid wax flew all over. I dont even know how Im going to clean this up!

[Assistant] that's a mess and i feel pity for you

[Assistant] Got any ideas on how to clean the wax?

[Assistant] Use thinner which is used for painting , i think that ought to do


[System] disappointed: I had an interview at a job I was excited about, but they never responded after the interview so I don't think I got it.

[Assistant] I applied to a few jobs, and I was interviewed for the one I was most interested in. I haven't heard back from them though, so I don't think I got the jobl

[Assistant] Stay positive, you never know. Maybe send them a polite email saying thank you for the interview and things you liked about the company.

[Assistant] That seems like a long shot, but it's a good idea. I'll at least try it, thanks.

[Assistant] It can't hurt! Just keep on applying, even to job that are above or below your skill levels.


[System] disappointed: i was a little sad when i couldnt get off from work last week

[User] i was a little sad when i couldnt get off from work last week

[User] What were young to do with your freetime?

[User] fly flishing

[User] Oh I have always wanted to do that


[System] impressed: My tattoo artist really made my new tattoo pop. I trust him now more than ever

[User] My tattoo artist really made my tattoo pop. I trust him now more than ever

[User] what did he do to it?

[User] He retouched it and just went over it

[User] oh thats cool


[System] nostalgic: My nephews came over a few days ago and it reminded me of my good childhood days.

[User] My nephews came over a few days ago and it reminded me of my good childhood days.

[Assistant] Nice, I'm sure you are a great uncle! It's fun to be youthful sometimes and relive childhood memories!

[User] Yeah it's fun to think back to when we were so carefree and had so much energy towards everything.

[Assistant] Yes defenitly! I see my daughter who is a toddler and love to see all that life in her!


[System] prepared: My kids start school next week. We are all ready and have all their supplies.

[Assistant] My kids start school next week.

[User] mine started today!!

[Assistant] We are all ready and have all the supplies. They can't wait.

[User] thats always good when they cant wait to return


[System] guilty: i felt bad when i couldnt get off of work on time

[User] i felt bad when i couldnt get off of work on time

[Assistant] That's always disappointing. In time for what?

[User] to go to my sons game

[Assistant] Oh that's too bad. I am sure you felt bad, but your son probably understood.


[System] grateful: to have a roof over my head.

[Assistant] I am so thankful to have a roof over my head, and food to eat. Its been rough lately but life is good.

[Assistant] Sounds like life is finally moving the right direction for you, it's great to be thankful for the simple things in life!

[Assistant] Yes it is it truly is! Its a beautiful feeling! :)

[Assistant] Yes :) people get so caught up in material things and forgot how blessed they are to have food and shelter!


[System] afraid: i was scared walking home last night

[User] i was scared walking home last night

[User] Why's that? What happened?

[User] had to walk down a path in a dark wooded area

[User] That can be scary! There's usually nobody in the woods though luckily.


[System] disgusted: I was recently walking down the road and I saw somebody drive past and throw a bunch of rubbish out of their window. I don't understand why people do it.

[User] I was walking down the road earlier today and saw someone throw a bunch of rubbish out of their window.

[User] did you call the po-po ?

[User] I didn't think to. I don't understand why people do it though...

[User] yea they are dumb.


[System] hopeful: I'll be getting a raise and a promotion in Feb.

[Assistant] I'm getting a raise and a promotion in Feb.

[User] wow that sounds nice

[Assistant] Yes, I've been working towards it for a year.

[User] hard work pays off i guess


[System] joyful: i was excited when i got approved for my vacation

[User] i was excited when i got approved for my vacation

[Assistant] Great, where will you be going ?

[User] Las Vegas!

[Assistant] Don't take too much money with you.


[System] devastated: i was crushed when i saw someone had taken my lunch from the fridge at work

[User] i was crushed when i saw someone had taken my lunch from the fridge at work

[Assistant] Did you find out who did it?

[User] no i did not

[Assistant] You should make a sign that says something about your lunch on it?


[System] annoyed: I was doing some exercising earlier today. When I made it to the gym there were so many people in there!

[Assistant] I hate it when the gym is so very full..

[User] are you able to go real early before the crowds get there?

[Assistant] I had to work during that time!

[User] ah that makes sense


[System] content: I love my job. I have been at the same place for several years now. I am very pleased with the way things are going.

[Assistant] I love my job. I have been with the same company for several years.

[Assistant] It's awesome. Hope you're getting promotions at right time.

[Assistant] I get regular promotions and I am very pleased with the way things are going.

[Assistant] Good for you!


[System] furious: I didn't receive a cashback offer on purchasing the item. I contacted them but not responding. They enraged me!

[Assistant] I didn't receive a cashback offer on purchasing the item.

[Assistant] Were you supposed to?

[Assistant] Yeah. I contacted them but they aren't responding.

[Assistant] I hope they get it figured out for you. How frustrating.


[System] disgusted: When my brother was suspended from high school awhile back, it made me sick.

[User] When my brother was suspended from high school awhile back, it made me sick

[User] Why was he suspended, did he do something wrong?

[User] He was accused of something he did not do

[User] Did it every get straightened out, that sounds pretty terrible.


[System] caring: i loved taking care of my sisters pet

[User] i loved taking care of my sisters pet

[Assistant] What is it?

[User] bearded dragon

[Assistant] Well, that's different at least.


[System] prepared: I always like to be ready before a trip.

[Assistant] I like to be prepared for a bit trip beforehand.

[User] what do you do to get prepared

[Assistant] Make a list of what to pack mostly.

[User] thats a smart idea


[System] terrified: I almost hit a dog running down the road last night. It was scary

[User] I almost hit a dog running down the road last night. It was pretty scary

[Assistant] What kind of dog was it?

[User] It was a black dog, I am not sure

[Assistant] Was it a big one?


[System] angry:  I was driving to work today. I was very late and then a slow driver got in front of me. They made me even more late!

[Assistant] I was so late for work and trying to drive fast to get there.

[User] Why were you late

[Assistant] My alarm clock didn't wake me..

[User] That happened to me too, I hate it


[System] caring: i loved taking care of my sisters pet

[User] i loved taking care of my sisters pet

[Assistant] yea i also love my sister pet

[User] thats cool

[Assistant] yea its fun


[System] trusting: i trusting with my friend

[Assistant] i trusting with my friend

[User] thats cool

[Assistant] yea man

[User] tell me about it.

[Assistant] it is very fun


[System] grateful: I'm really glad I have the family I do.

[Assistant] I'm really glad I have the family I do.

[User] That's good :)  Having a good family always makes life easier.

[Assistant] It does. They have been lifesavers!

[User] I bet!  Mine have been really great too!


[System] furious: The time my teacher gave me the wrong marks back for a test. It was a math test.

[Assistant] Can't believe he marked me wrong on that test.

[User] That's terrible! How long did you study for it?

[Assistant] I studied for a week, it was my final exam.

[User] I bet you put a lot of effort into it. Maybe you could talk to him and plead your case to get him to reconsider.

[Assistant] I'm going to try, I know some of these answers were correct.


[System] surprised: When I was a kid, my sister would wear a fake werewolf mask and pop up in the window to scare me.

[User] My sister just put on a halloween mask and jumped in the window! I jumped out of my seat.

[Assistant] That must've been scary, what kind of mask!

[User] It was the most realistic werewolf mask I've ever seen!

[Assistant] Do you plan on getting her back later?

[User] I think I'm going to have to!

[Assistant] Maybe try a freddy mask this time.


[System] joyful: i was happy when i got approved for a vacation

[User] i was happy when i got approved for a vacation

[Assistant] That's good to hear! How long is the vacation for?

[User] a week

[Assistant] That's not too bad. I hope you have a fun and relaxing vacation!


[System] anticipating: I can't wait to eat my sub.

[Assistant] I can't wait to eat my sub.

[User] what kind of sub is it

[Assistant] It's called Banh Mi. It's a Vietnamese sub sandwich.

[User] ah that sounds tasty


[System] ashamed: The time I broke my dads favorite glass while playing. I ended up blaming my dog.

[Assistant] Didn't mean to break his glass but I totally did.

[Assistant] What kinda glass?

[Assistant] It was a mug his father gave him, I was playing with my dog and I knocked it over.

[Assistant] He'll probably be upset, but I'm sure he'll come around. It was an accident.

[Assistant] I hope so, I feel quite regretful about it.


[System] apprehensive: I'm afraid to check my messages. The last line I saw from my friend is "we broke up".

[Assistant] I'm afraid to check my messages. The last line I saw from my friend is "we broke up"

[Assistant] I'm sorry to hear that, you got to check though.

[Assistant] I will tonight. For now, I just want to brace myself.

[Assistant] What happened that lead to it?


[System] excited: I got approved to adopt a dog!

[Assistant] I got approved to adopt a dog!

[User] Yay!  I love dogs!  Do you have any you want to get specifically or are you just going to look until you find one that clicks?

[Assistant] Oh I already picked one! I'll be picking her up this weekend.

[User] Congratulations!  I'm sure she's going to be super happy!


[System] lonely: i felt all alone the other day

[User] i felt all alone the other day

[Assistant] I'm sorry to hear that, did you do anything to not feel so lonely?

[User] nah the kids went to go stay with their grandparents for the weekend

[Assistant] Ah, I see. Was it a good kind of alone then?


[System] surprised: I found out recently that my sister is having a baby.

[Assistant] I found out the other day that my sister is pregnant.

[User] is that a good thing or bad thing?

[Assistant] Its a good thing. She and her husband have been trying for a baby for the last year or so, so they are very excited.

[User] oh congrats then. i hope all goes well for them!


[System] caring: My youngest daughter had a cold.

[Assistant] My youngest daughter has a cold.

[Assistant] have you gone to the doctor yet? or is it not that serious

[Assistant] It's not that bad, she's just resting in bed.

[Assistant] oh ok, so it is just a  common cold then?


[System] devastated: i was crushed when i didnt get approved for a day off last week

[User] i was crushed when i didnt get approved for a day off last week

[Assistant] I'm sorry to hear that! Is it that busy at work?

[User] yes its very busy right now with all the kids returning to school

[Assistant] Oh are you a teacher?


[System] faithful: My friend's wife got into an accident. She can't walk anymore, and he's still with her 20 years later since then.

[Assistant] My friend's wife got into an accident. She can't walk anymore, and he's still with her 20 years later since then.

[User] thats great of him to stick by her side. you dont see that anymore

[Assistant] It sure is rare. Happy to be this guy's friend.

[User] thats a good story.


[System] hopeful: I'm working hard to pay off all my debts.

[Assistant] I'm working hard to pay off all my debts.

[Assistant] What did you get in debt for?

[Assistant] School loans and my house. Got behind and used credit cards.

[Assistant] Was it worth it?


[System] joyful: Getting accepted to the school of my dreams. I'm studying business administration.

[Assistant] Just got accepted to my dream school, Yale!

[Assistant] Oh wow! That's amazing. Congratulations!

[Assistant] thank you! i'm going to be studying business.

[Assistant] Are you undergrad or grad student?


[System] impressed: My brother graduated a few years ago, and now he's ready to buy a home.

[Assistant] My brother graduated a few years ago, and now he's ready to buy a home

[User] That's awesome! Life moves fast, doesn't it?

[Assistant] It sure does. I can still remember changing his diapers.

[User] Oh so he's your little brother? You must be so proud of him.


[System] jealous: My coworkers and I were each tasked with individual projects and whoever performed the best would get a promotion. My coworker killed it and got the promotion. I really wish I was as good as her.

[User] My boss tasked my coworkers and I each with an individual project and whoever did the best would get a promotion. My coworker blew us all out of the water with her project. I only wish I had her skill...

[Assistant] Wow. I'd just use that as motivated to get better. I'm sure you can get to her level or exceed it with some deligence.

[User] I don't know, I felt like I tried pretty hard and poured my heart into my project and still didn't come close. It kind of feels unfair. Maybe she's juts naturally better than I am.

[Assistant] We can't compare ourselves to others. It'll just make you miserable. There will always be someone who is better in something. You could be better at something that someone else isn't.

[User] I guess you're right. I should try and channel this energy into something positive and become the best that I can, even if my best isn't as good as she is.


[System] confident: I'm changing careers. Going to cooking school.

[Assistant] I'm changing careers. Going to cooking school.

[User] oh wow.. gonna be the next bobby flay!

[Assistant] hahaha thank you! I sure hope so!

[User] If you have the drive for it, im sure you will do great!


[System] annoyed: i was upset when i saw someone had dented my door

[User] i was upset when i saw someone had dented my door

[Assistant] Parking lot accidents are so rampant.

[User] yea it sucks

[Assistant] Are you gonna get it repaired?


[System] disappointed: I wish the weekend had been longer.

[Assistant] The weekend went by so fast.

[Assistant] It sure did. Did you get a chance to relax and have some fun?

[Assistant] A little, but it all felt so short. I'm in favor of the three day weekend.

[Assistant] So am I. Would you be okay with longer work days then?

[Assistant] I already work 16 hours a day.


[System] surprised: My friend bought me a $400 knife.

[Assistant] My friend bought me a $400 knife

[Assistant] Nice friend. All of mine have been gone for decades.

[Assistant] Oh wow. It is hard to find nice friends nowadays.

[Assistant] Sure is, last time I saw one was some time in the 90s.


[System] excited: I cant wait for my trip next week!

[User] I cant wait for my trip next week!

[Assistant] where is your trip at? why are you so exited

[User] its las vegas. i love being around all the excitement one mine and all the depression the next :)

[Assistant] wow i have always wanted to go to las vegas, good luck and dont gamble all your money haha


[System] anticipating: waiting on a package to come

[Assistant] Im so ready waiting for my package to arrive today.

[User] I love package delivery days!  I've got a couple coming as well.  What are you waiting for?

[Assistant] I am waiting on a fitness machine to come.

[User] Oh wow, a big package!  Hope you enjoy it!


[System] trusting: My girlfriend will be working abroad for 4 years. She's the only female in her team.

[Assistant] My girlfriend will be working abroad for 4 years. She's the only female in her team.

[User] Ouch... I'd have to admit that it would make me a tad nervous.

[Assistant] I'm extremely nervous but gotta trust her. She's never done anyting to make me doubt our relationship.

[User] Absolutely! That is definitely the attitude to have. Trust is huge in making a relationship successful. It's just natural to feel a bit nervous.


[System] proud: I've been teaching my dog how to run an obstacle course and I think he finally has it down! He beat his old speed yesterday and had zero distractions.

[User] I've been putting in a lot of work teaching my dog how to run an obstacle course. Yesterday he did amazing; he broke his old speed and wasn't distracted a single time while doing the course!

[Assistant] hahaha you must be so proud! How long did it take you to teach him?

[User] Right at two months, I'd say. Was hard work but totally fun at the same time!

[Assistant] Man, I'd love to see that!

[User] Going to dog shows is absolutely fantastic. You should check one out one day.


[System] angry: I forgot my lunch and my wallet at home this morning.

[User] I forgot my lunch and my wallet at home this morning.

[Assistant] Dang, heartbreaking. If I were your co-worker and you told me that, I'd lend you at least a couple bucks for the vending machines or something. Hopefully you can go home and have a nice dinner.

[User] Yeah, I had someone give me a little thing of ramen noodles from his desk.  I'll manage until I get home.

[Assistant] Ah, there you go. The world isn't completely heartless. Yeah, I think the trick is to always keep that stuff with your car keys, because then you'll never forget it.

[User] Yeah, I used to keep a bunch of stuff ilke that in my desk drawer but, I've gotten lazy and haven't been back to the store in a while.


[System] anxious: I let my health insurance coverage lapse and don't have any insurance right now. Figured I'd be okay since I'm young and haven't gotten sick or hurt in years. Just yesterday, someone smacked into me and my leg hurts a ton now.

[Assistant] I let my health insurance coverage lapse and don't have any insurance right now. Figured I'd be okay since I'm young and haven't gotten sick or hurt in years. Just yesterday, someone smacked into me and my leg hurts a ton now.

[User] Ouch that sucks.   Honestly, if you had a crappy obamacare bronze plan its unlikely they'd pay for anything anyways.  Its always a nightmare.    You've got to spend a fair amont of cash before they cover anything but a checkup.

[Assistant] You're probably right. Although it's the first year I'm off my parent's insurance plan, so I didn't really start the process of looking into them and learning more about them like I should have. When you're young, you just assume you're invincible, especially since I'm a nerd who stays inside most of the time. We'll see how it goes.

[User] Yep, you'll probably be fine. Give it a couple of days.


[System] guilty: I cheated on my math final. I feel pretty bad about it right now.

[Assistant] Im feeling pretty bad right now. I cheated on my math final.

[Assistant] thats a bad feeling :/ dont be too hard on yourself

[Assistant] It wasnt anything too major. I wrote a few formulas down so I would not forget them. Still kind of crummy though.

[Assistant] Yeah but its a test! Its not like you cheated on your spouse or did something severe! lol


[System] prepared: when i had everything ready to go for the first day at work

[Assistant] I am so ready for my first day at my new job. I went out and bought all new outfits.

[Assistant] That is always a good feeling.

[Assistant] It is! Great to be ready to roll.

[Assistant] Thats the spirit. It is always exciting to start something new.


[System] faithful: It feels so good to finally have a girlfriend who isn't paranoid that I'm going to cheat on her all the time. My girlfriend lets me hang out with friends whenever I want, because she trusts that I'd never hurt her.

[User] It feels great having a girlfriend who puts her trust in you that you wouldn't do anything to hurt her. My current girlfriend, unlike my ex, has no problems with me going out with my friends occasionally.

[Assistant] That must be so nice having that freedom.

[User] It's very refreshing. I'm just happy that we have this trust in one another, I feel it will go a long way to making our relationship strong.

[Assistant] Do you feel you could see yourself marrying her?

[User] Quite possibly! She's amazing, to be honest.

[Assistant] What is her name?

[User] Her name is Claire.

[Assistant] Lucky you, my girlfriend Elaine is a bit mean sometimes.


[System] excited: The time my mom got me a puppy. It was a husky!

[Assistant] Can't believe mom got me a puppy!

[User] I love dogs! I bet you were so happy.

[Assistant] I am so happy, she's a husky girl! Has beautiful blue eyes.

[User] Oh my god, I've always wanted a husky! You are so lucky. They do have beautiful eyes.


[System] hopeful: I had just applied to a few of my dream schools. Harvard and Yale would be the best.

[Assistant] Just sent out some applications for my dream schools.

[User] Oooh, that's exciting!  What schools did you apply for?

[Assistant] Harvard and Yale, I'm nervous.

[User] That's worth being nervous over.  I'm sure you'll do great!

[Assistant] I hope so, I plan to study law.


[System] hopeful: i am hoping to get next week off from work

[User] i am hoping to get next week off form work

[Assistant] Oh yeah what do you plan on doing?

[User] i wanna go to vegas to go gamble a little

[Assistant] Sounds like a good time!


[System] disappointed: when i spilled my coffee

[Assistant] I spilled coffee all over my new shorts the other day.

[User] did you have some back up clothes ?

[Assistant] No and I had just got the shorts. :(

[User] oh that stinks


[System] impressed: This parrot can hold full conversations. Only problem is it keeps calling its owner fat while he's eating.

[Assistant] This parrot can hold full conversations. Only problem is it keeps calling its owner fat while he's eating

[Assistant] I'm sorry, that made me laugh. Never really seen a parrot speak that well before. Thought it as just something you see in movies. Does it say anything else fun?

[Assistant] It flirts with girls. I guess it depends on the owner. I think this dude told his parrot to shame him, so he'll lose weight.

[Assistant] That's... a really interesting strategy. Wonder what will happen once he actually does lose weight and doesn't want to be called fat anymore! Well, I guess to each their own.


[System] devastated: My mom, who's in her 60s, lost her best friend today, who passed away. She was one of the only friends my mother had, and I feel sad for her since she lost a connection to her childhood and past. She seems really lonely.

[Assistant] My mom, who's in her 60s, lost her best friend today, who passed away. She was one of the only friends my mother had, and I feel sad for her since she lost a connection to her childhood and past. She seems really lonely.

[Assistant] I'm so sorry to hear that. It's hard losing someone that dear to her. I hope she opens herself up to healing.

[Assistant] Yeah, just doesn't feel like there's much to offer her. I'm also not living close, so I can only have phone conversations with her, which, again, doesn't offer much. She's a good person, so I hate to see her so bent out of shape

[Assistant] It's gonna take some time, and I'm sure those phone calls help more than you think.


[System] disgusted: In science class I had to dissect a frog. All the blood was gross.

[Assistant] Just had to dissect a frog.

[Assistant] I did that 32 years ago in high school.

[Assistant] I don't like hurting animals so it felt wrong to me.

[Assistant] Right, I understand that. It's not a nice thing.


[System] proud: I'm happy with my marriage.

[Assistant] I've been married forever. I'm good with it.

[Assistant] What is your wifes name?

[Assistant] Sonia

[Assistant] Do you love her lots?


[System] sad: I lost my lucky pen. I worried for it.

[Assistant] I lost my lucky pen.

[Assistant] thats a bummer! How long ago did you lose it?

[Assistant] I lost it yesterday. But having it for 3 years.

[Assistant] Well I hope you find it, and a winning lotto ticket at the same time.


[System] grateful: when i got an extra bonus from work

[Assistant] I got a bonus the other day at work and felt so blessed.

[Assistant] Good to hear! Congrats!!

[Assistant] Thanks it really made me feel great.

[Assistant] Hope you'll receive more bonus in upcoming days!!


[System] impressed: I can't believe how well my boyfriend did in cooking class. He was a lost soul before

[Assistant] My boyfriend and I did a cooking class for dater night.

[User] what did you all make

[Assistant] We make chicken parmesan with home made pasta. He got the best student award!

[User] that sounds tasty.

[Assistant] It was I told him he has to cook once a week now


[System] trusting: i knew i shouldnt have trusted my brother with my dog

[User] i knew i shouldnt have trusted my brother with my dog

[Assistant] What happened?

[User] he ran away

[Assistant] Did you ever find him?


[System] embarrassed: While commuting to office today, one man stared at me. I become unease I notice him.

[Assistant] While commuting to office today, one man stared at me.

[Assistant] did he do it in a normal fashion or did he stared at you weird

[Assistant] He stared at me weird. Once i noticed him, I became unease.

[Assistant] you should have told someone that is how robbers usually target people


[System] hopeful: I just put an offer in on a new house and I am waiting back for an answer on whether or not its mine.

[User] I'm looking to move! Just put an offer in on a place, looking forward for a positive result

[Assistant] That's great! Are you trying to buy a house?

[User] You bet! I think it's time to have a place I can really call my own. Hope they say yes!

[Assistant] It's nice to have a place of your own. I remember the excitement I felt when I bought my house.


[System] caring: My wife was sick recently and I spent the day taking care of her.

[Assistant] My wife was sick the other day. so I spent the day taking care of her.

[User] thats good

[Assistant] Yeah, she had a pretty bad cold, but it was nothing major.

[User] thats good that it wasnt major.


[System] prepared: i went into that interview knowing everythng they threw at me

[User] i went into that interview knowing everythng they threw at me

[Assistant] That's a good way to go into an interview. Did it go well?

[User] yes i got the job

[Assistant] Awesome, congrats on your new job.


[System] hopeful: I'll be getting a raise in February.

[Assistant] I'm expecting a raise in Feb.

[User] I bet you can't wait. Is it a substantial raise?

[Assistant] It'll be around 25%.

[User] That's fantastic. Congratulations! Buy yourself a little treat.


[System] surprised: I'm a powerlifter so I focus most of my time exercising lifting weights. A friend of mine just recently introduced me into marathon running and boy, I didn't expect to like it as much as I do.

[User] I exercise often but as a powerlifter I do very little cardio and never really had much interest in it. A friend of mine introduced me to marathon running and wow, I like it much more than I anticipated!

[Assistant] I'm glad you've found a change of pace.

[User] It's really nice! Definitely can't compare to powerlifting, but it's enjoyable nonetheless and it's healthy.

[Assistant] Of course it is. I'd say it'll benefit each other.

[User] Sure will. I plan on continuing both as long as the cardio doesn't interfere with my strength levels.


[System] ashamed: I went to the store but couldn't afford the food that I wanted. I decided to go ahead and steal some things.

[Assistant] Hi, I couldn't get the food to feed my family, so I just stole some of the more expensive things from the store.

[User] Oh no! I'm sorry to hear that you don't have enough money for food, but stealing isn't the answer! Maybe there's a local food bank you can contact.

[Assistant] I have 5 different kids and they all want food, what should I do?

[User] Call your local support services. Usually it's 211. They can put you in contact with charities, churches and other organizations who can help you! I wish you the best!

[Assistant] Thanks, I will try the number.


[System] disgusted: I left my adult son home for a few days and just came back to a sink full of gross old dishes. The whole house is a mess!

[User] I left my adult son home for a few days and just came back to a sink full of gross old dishes!

[Assistant] Did you ask him to wash the dishes?

[User] Yes, I did. The whole house is a mess. He's going to have to spend the day cleaning!

[Assistant] You should do to him a strong amount of punishment!


[System] trusting: i shouldnt have trusted my brother to take care of my dog

[User] i shouldnt have trusted by brother to take care of my dog

[User] Oh no, is your dog okay?

[User] he is missing

[User] I hope your dog is found safe!


[System] confident: I have to build a dresser later.  I am sure I can do it well.

[User] I have to put a dresser together later.

[User] sounds like fun

[User] I am sure I can do it well.

[User] i hope it goes well!


[System] content: My life is going great. There is nothing I would really change right now.

[Assistant] My life is going great right now.

[Assistant] That is fantastic. Anything new going on?

[Assistant] No and there is nothing that I would want to change.

[Assistant] I wish I was that content with my life. I have too many changes going on right now.


[System] nostalgic: I found an old burned CD in my room. It was from the early 2000's. I brought back some good memories.

[Assistant] I was listening to an old burned CD I found from the early 2000's. It brought back a lot of memories from that time.

[Assistant] I bet it did. I would love to listen to my old cds

[Assistant] I remember be being back in high school listening to some of those songs.

[Assistant] What a fun way to reminisce.


[System] sad: It was really hard to say goodbye to everyone at the end of the family reunion. It had been so long since we were all together.

[User] It was really hard to say goodbye to everyone at the end of the family reunion. It had been so long since we were all together.

[Assistant] Yeah, you're right. are you in reunion now?

[User] No, it was last weekend. I was so happy to see all of my relatives and then before you know it it's time to leave. What a range of emotions.

[Assistant] It's very hard to leave. But the memories will always cheer with us.


[System] afraid: I didn't prepare for my exam yet.  I anxious about my tomorrow's exam.

[Assistant] I anxious about my tomorrow's exam.

[User] Did you prepare for it?

[Assistant] Nope. I afraid to go tomorrow.

[User] It's not too late. You will have to pull an all nighter and study. If you are prepared you will feel better about going.


[System] sad: My Pet parrot died yesterday.

[User] My Pet parrot died yesterday.

[Assistant] Are you going to get another?

[User] I don't think so.  They're quite a bit of responsibility. I'd like freedom to travel etc.

[Assistant] Probably best to also take time to process what happened

[User] That too. Thanks.  I'm sure I'll be fine.


[System] proud: When my father started his degree at university. He went back after 25 years.

[Assistant] My dad just started college again!

[Assistant] Amazing! How old is he?

[Assistant] He's 45 and just going back now, to start his business degree.

[Assistant] Good on him! For what it's worth I'm super proud of him!


[System] annoyed: My neighbors dog does not shut up at night and it's agitating me. I've been avoiding bringing it up to him, but it's getting to me n ow.

[User] At night, my neighbors dog keeps barking and barking and I have no idea why. I've avoided bringing it up to him, but I'm trying to avoid drama.

[Assistant] That must be annoying, what kind of dog?

[User] It's a little terrier, but man can that thing bark! I don't know how my neighbor doesn't hear him.

[Assistant] Maybe try asking the neighbor about him?

[User] If it doesn't stop soon, I'll have to find  a way to politely bring it up. I can't take it anymore.


[System] prepared: I studied hard for my math final test. It was calculus.

[Assistant] Can't believe I failed that test.

[User] Oh no, I'm sorry to hear that. What kind of test was it?

[Assistant] It was calculus, very hard stuff for me.

[User] Calculus seems like very hard stuff for anyone. Don't feel too down. Just use this as motivation to study more!

[Assistant] It's quite hard but I plan to really tackle the next test and ace it.

[User] That's the spirit! Never quit and give up. Everyone fails sometimes.


[System] excited: I have a family reunion coming up soon. I can't wait to see my relatives that I hadn't seen in a while.

[User] I have a family reunion to go to in about two weeks. I'm so stoked. There are a lot of family members I haven't seen in a while and I'd love to catch up with.

[Assistant] Do you have a rather large family?

[User] I'd say so, yeah. So it's going to be a ton of fun.

[Assistant] Will you have music and dance?

[User] Sure will. One of our family members is a DJ and so he'll be playing there.


[System] anxious: I was expecting a person to show up at my meeting. They are not very nice!

[Assistant] I have a business meeting today.

[User] Are you excited about it?

[Assistant] No, I am nervous because there is a mean person that will be there!

[User] Maybe you should confront them about it.

[Assistant] I'm gonna!

[User] Heck yeah. Tackle the issue head on! Maybe it'll workout and they'll try to be nicer.

[Assistant] You should be a counselor, thank you!

[User] Aw, thanks. I hope it all works out for you. Have a great day!


[System] guilty: I was supposed to study for a big test in college, and I made a big deal about passing it. I didn't study as hard as I should've and failed.

[User] I just had a huge test that I was supposed to pass. I bragged to everyone that I would, but I don't think I did.

[Assistant] Oh no what happened? Why don't you think you did well?

[User] I spent so much time talking about studying and didn't really study that well. I think I'm gonna have to inquire about the grade, it's eating me up inside!

[Assistant] I hope its better than you expect!


[System] prepared: I had a speech I had to deliver at work in front of a big prospective client. I studied and memorized the speech for weeks and went over it thoroughly.

[Assistant] I had a speech I had to deliver at work in front of a big prospective client.

[User] Ooh that is rough having to prepare for. How do you think you did?

[Assistant] I studied and memorized the speech for weeks and went over it thoroughly. When it came time to deliver the speech, I nailed it!

[User] That's awesome! I'm so glad to hear that! Hopefully this boosts your confidence for next time, now you know you can do it.


[System] lonely: My girlfriend and I recently broke up.  For the first time in 5 years, I have been in a  house all alone every single night.

[User] My girlfriend and I recently broke up.  It's hard being in a house by myself all the time

[User] oh its really frustrating and not fair

[User] I used to be really good at being by myself, but I got so used to having someone around that it's weird for me now

[User] ok don't feel bad be happy and search for your future behalf


[System] joyful: The new WoW expansion comes out today.

[User] The new Warcraft expansion comes out today.

[Assistant] Warcraft - that's an online role play game, right?

[User] Yes it is.  Its the most popular one of its type.

[Assistant] I'm afraid I avoid those games - too addictive. I'd never get anything else done! Presumably you play.

[User] I've played on and off for a long time.   As far as entertainment for $ spent, its a great deal.

[Assistant] Hmm. Perhaps I should have a look then. I just have such an addictive personality - Hopeless!

[User] Haha, maybe its a pool you don't want to dip your toe into.

[Assistant] Oh, there are plenty of those, believe me, lol. At least you enjoy it tho'. That's good.


[System] embarrassed: Boy did I have a wardrobe malfunction once. Back in junior high I was at a school dance. Some friends and I were twirling around on the dance floor when I lost my footing, my dress flew up and everyone could see my underwear!

[User] I just thought of this crazy time when I had a wardrobe malfunction of my own. Have you ever had one?

[Assistant] not really

[User] You're lucky! It's the worst!

[Assistant] I know, is it like when I got my new car?

[User] Probably not! I managed to show everyone my underwear by mistake. I've never had that happen when buying a car. What kind of car did you get?

[Assistant] A ford mustang I always like muscle cars!

[User] That's cool! My first car was a Firebird. They're so much fun but lousy on gas.

[Assistant] Pontiac makes good cars. But more importantly your wardrobe mishap is a little funny, sorry. Hope everything worked out.


[System] excited: I go a new car and was happy.

[Assistant] I just bought a new car and it looks great and drives smooth.

[User] That's awesome! Did you get a good deal?

[Assistant] Yes I did it has a lot of issues but I think that it is worth it to fix up.

[User] Some people enjoy fixing things. That will be fun if you're ready for it. What kind of car did you get?

[Assistant] Ford mustang it is a fun car to drive. Do you do a lot of your car repair jobs yourself?

[User] Not me. I'd be walking if i did.

[Assistant] Yeah it is actually pretty easy and all that is neccessary is just watching yotube videos on it. I was surprised.

[User] YouTube makes things so much easier to learn.


[System] annoyed: I was pissed to see a dent in my car door the other day

[User] i was pissed to see a dent in my car door the other day

[Assistant] Oh no!  What happened?

[User] someone hit it at the grocery store

[Assistant] Oh jeeze. Did they catch them on film?  Hopefully insurance will take care of it.