[System] lonely: My husband is out of town for work for the next few weeks. I'm not sure what to do by myself in that big house of ours.

[Assistant] My husband is out of town for work for the next few weeks.

[Assistant] Aww, that must be kinda hard on you.

[Assistant] Yea....  I'm not sure what to do by myself in that big house of ours.

[Assistant] I've definitely been there, my husband is in the military so he's away often. I find it's helpful to stay busy, trying new hobbies help!


[System] hopeful: My husband and I are going to couples counseling. I am really positive that we can fix things and be happy.

[Assistant] My husband and I are going to couples counseling.

[Assistant] Oh no. I'm sorry to hear you are going through a rough patch.

[Assistant] Thanks, I'm trying to stay positive that we will be able to fix this because we do love each other and I think that helps.

[Assistant] That really does help. I hope you make it through!


[System] devastated: I just got laid off from my job! I am floored! This will destroy me!

[Assistant] I just got laid off from my job! I am floored! This will destroy me!

[Assistant] I am so sorry to hear that! Have you already filed for unemployment?

[Assistant] No, I honestly don't even know how.  I have never been fired or laid off!

[Assistant] If you do a Google search for your state + unemployment you should be able to find resources and might be able to file online. I'm sorry again, that's tough.


[System] excited: My credit score has always been pretty awful since I made some mistakes when I was 18. Its starting to recover and it makes me feel so good!

[Assistant] My credit score has always been pretty awful since I made some mistakes when I was 18. Its starting to recover and it makes me feel so good!

[Assistant] thats a big accomplishment

[Assistant] For me, yes it is. I don't really plant to use my credit very much though, it seems to cause issues with people thinking they have more money then they really do.

[Assistant] yea thats fair


[System] disgusted: My cat vomited on the couch tofay

[Assistant] My cat vomited on the couch today

[Assistant] Oh no, is your cat okay?

[Assistant] yea but it almost made me sick

[Assistant] I can understand that, anytime I smell or see vomit I want to vomit too.


[System] disgusted: My cat vomited on the couch today

[Assistant] My cat vomited on the couch today which sucked

[Assistant] Eew! My neighbor's cat used to puke on my bed - coughing up a furball.

[Assistant] that i almost puked

[Assistant] Not surprised - I've felt like that too. Did you manage to get it cleaned up ok?


[System] proud: I just completed my first 12 mile Tough Mudder!  I couldn't be more happy and pleased with myself!

[Assistant] I just completed my first 12 mile Tough Mudder! I couldn't be more happy and pleased with myself!

[Assistant] What is that?

[Assistant] It is an obstacle race!  You run, climb walls, crawl in mud, and all kinds of other physical challenges!

[Assistant] That sounds so awesome! And fun!


[System] annoyed: My friend would not stop whistling even though she knows I can't stand it. I was so irritated by it.

[Assistant] My friend would not stop whistling even though she knows I can't stand it.

[Assistant] Did you ask her to kindly stop?

[Assistant] Yes but she wouldn't. I was so irritated by it.

[Assistant] She may not be the best choice of a friend if she likes annoying you so much.  Maybe try distancing yourself from her for a while.


[System] disappointed: I applied for my dream job last week. I just found out today that I did not get it.

[Assistant] I applied for my dream job last week.

[Assistant] Oh cool!  What would that be?

[Assistant] It was at a law firm, but I found out today that I did not get the job.

[Assistant] Aw I'm sorry.  I'm sure you'll get something you want eventually though!


[System] content: I bought my truck and it's a standard truck.  But I enjoy it, and it makes me happy.  I don't need anything extra.

[Assistant] I have been driving my little truck around for a while now, but I'm happy with it.

[Assistant] That's good. As long as at gets you where you need to go. That's what matters.

[Assistant] That's what I'm saying.  So many people need to have bigger and better and new.  Not me.

[Assistant] Same here.

[Assistant] It's good to know what makes you happy, and not need anything more.


[System] impressed: Saw a guy drop his phone and kick it back into his hand

[Assistant] Saw a guy drop his phone and kick it back into his hand

[User] lol that is impressive

[Assistant] yea i was very impressed myself

[User] lol I bet


[System] angry: My brother tripped me and made me fall. He's such a jerk.

[Assistant] My brother tripped me and made me fall.

[User] did you retaliate?

[Assistant] No, I was super mad tho. He's such a jerk sometimes.

[User] I'm sorry to hear that


[System] embarrassed: Today I was at a store and thought I saw my friend at the checkout, so I was yelling her name over and over and trying to get over to her.  It turned out not to be her and everyone was staring.  ha ha.  My face was so red.

[User] Today I was at a store and thought I saw my friend at the checkout, so I was yelling her name over and over and trying to get over to her. It turned out not to be her and everyone was staring. ha ha. My face was so red.

[Assistant] Haha!  That's hilarious from my perspective, but must have been embarrassing for you!  What did you do?

[User] I really was, but I can definitely laugh about myself.  I said, "I'm so sorry, I thought you were my best friend." Kind of joking around with the lady and she laughed.

[Assistant] I happens to all of us at least once in our lives!


[System] nostalgic: I was at Target the other day with my daughter and I saw that they are selling Teddy Ruxpin that I used to have from the 80's!  Man, that brought back some great memories!

[Assistant] I was at Target the other day with my daughter and I saw that they are selling Teddy Ruxpin that I used to have from the 80's! Man, that brought back some great memories!

[User] Oh wow!  I remember the commercials too!  He looked like the coolest toy out there!  Did your daughter like it?

[Assistant] She did!  I may have to pick one up for her for Christmas!  I want to use it myself!  I love a good throwback!

[User] I guess its true, everything comes back around in style and toys and things.  That would make a fun Christmas gift! (Then you could play with it too! ha ha)


[System] confident: I rehearsed all night before the big day. On the big day I gave a great speech.

[Assistant] I rehearsed all night for my speech.

[User] Bet you're tired. What's the speech for/about?

[Assistant] It was a book presentation.

[User] Ah okay, doesn't sound fun. Hope you did well and everything went smoothly!

[Assistant] I was ready for it so it went well.


[System] confident: I am going wakeboarding this weekend for the 5th time this summer!  I am really good at it and can do some flawless jumps!  I wonder if I should go pro!

[Assistant] I am going wakeboarding this weekend for the 5th time this summer! I am really good at it and can do some flawless jumps! I wonder if I should go pro!

[Assistant] That sounds like a lot of fun! Have you been practicing for a long time? I'm too much of a klutz to be able to do that so I respect you for it.

[Assistant] I have been practicing for around 3 years now.  I feel really comfortable on the board!

[Assistant] That's really cool. Hope you have a lot of fun!


[System] disgusted: I have been cleaning and organizing the house all day.  I had a bunch of trash in a huge bag and while I was walking up the basement stairs, it burst open and everything went flying back down.

[User] I have been cleaning and organizing the house all day. I had a bunch of trash in a huge bag and while I was walking up the basement stairs, it burst open and everything went flying back down.

[Assistant] That's a real bummer. I bet you were pretty ticked off.

[User] I was!  It was so gross though because I had cleaned out so many icky things down in our basement too and it fell all over the furniture we had down there.  Double bag next time I guess.

[Assistant] Yeah, I've had that happen to me before. Some bags are cheap and fall apart.


[System] terrified: Last night I heard something scraping on my window. I got up and opened it to look out.

[Assistant] I heard something scraping on my window last night. I got up to investigate.

[User] Scary!!! What was it?  Were you terrified or just curious?

[Assistant] When I got to the window I didn't see anything. I opened it up and peered outside. That is when I saw a slender shadow slinking off. I was so scared.

[User] I would be too!  Did you try to see if you could see someone from another window or just run back to bed?  I'm glad you're ok!


[System] grateful: I am allergic to shell fish. I almost ate something with shellfish but someone stopped me and I thanked him.

[Assistant] I am allergic to lobster.

[Assistant] There are a lot of people allergic to shellfish. That's a bummer though, lobster is good.

[Assistant] Yeah, I almost ate something with lobster in it.

[Assistant] Oh no that is terrible. How did you find out it had lobster in it?

[Assistant] Someone told me


[System] surprised: My best friend bought me a new puppy! I was so shocked and happy.

[Assistant] My best friend bought me a new puppy!

[User] That's awesome, animals are the best! What kind, and is it a boy or girl?

[Assistant] A boy! I was so shocked and happy.

[User] Aw, that's a great friend right there. Congrats on your new puppy!


[System] devastated: Last week I dropped my brand new phone. The glass cracked and now looks terrible. I was so upset about it.

[Assistant] Last week I accidentally dropped my brand new phone. The glass is now shattered.

[User] thats a bummer! do you not have a case on it?

[Assistant] No I forgot to get a case. I was so upset. At least I have insurance.

[User] thats good, make sure to get a case too!


[System] sad: It is so unfortunate about  how ladies treat men's heart these days

[User] It is so unfortunate about how ladies treat men's heart these days

[Assistant] How do you mean? I guess it depends on the lady, does it not?

[User] I just feel sad because my girl friend had relations with my best friend. I am leaving her

[Assistant] Oh, I am so sorry - that is an awful thing to happen. But please don't think all women are like that; many are loving and loyal.


[System] disappointed: Recently I had a meeting at work where I discovered that someone else's decisions caused me to have a heavier work load.  It was very disappointing.

[User] I recently discovered that a coworker's decision have led to me having a big increase in my workload - it was super disappointing!

[User] I am very sorry! That is very frustrating! Can you speak with a supervisor about the situation?

[User] Yes, it was frustrating.  Our supervisor is pretty uninvolved, but I might need to speak with him to prevent this from happening again.

[User] I don't blame you, I would talk to him. Even if he is uninvolved, it is not fair for you to bear the full weight of the tasks at hand. I sure hope he has a solution and the work load eases!


[System] annoyed: I was moving some furniture and all of a sudden it fell apart. I guess the furniture was made out of cheap wood. I was so ticked off when that happened.

[Assistant] I was moving furniture in between rooms and one of the bookcases fell apart. I got so ticked off.

[Assistant] Oh, I bet that did irritate you! It's bad enough moving, but you don't need your furniture falling apart on you.

[Assistant] Definitely, I figured it was because the wood was cheap. I will make sure not to buy that brand of furniture again!

[Assistant] Yes, and possible it just had too much stuff on it. But, you're right, sometimes it's cheap wood they use.


[System] apprehensive: I have done dives off small diving boards for long time. One day, I decided to dive off big diving boards wondering what would happen.

[Assistant] One day I decided to dive of the big diving board at my pool.

[Assistant] were you scared?

[Assistant] Yes because I didn't what would happen.

[Assistant] I would be scared too.  It is cool that you were brave enough to try though.


[System] anxious: I have a big test coming up for school. I have studied every day but am worried I will not do good.

[Assistant] In school I have a big test coming up. I am worried I will not be prepared in time.

[User] Oh no, that's always really stressful. Just do your best to prepare, and try not to worry about it. Whatever happens, happens, and if you're less stressed you'll probably do better.

[Assistant] Well I want to be as prepared as possible. I will study some more later today. Thanks for the advice.

[User] No problem, and I'll send good vibes your way that you pass! Good luck, you've got this.


[System] ashamed: I shoplifted and got caught. I've never felt so bad in my life.

[Assistant] I shoplifted and got caught.

[Assistant] ohh, gosh. What happened?

[Assistant] I needed food for my kids, so I took some chicken. I've never felt so bad in my life. The officer let me go.

[Assistant] ohh that's bad. You seem struggling to provide food for your kids. I will pray for you, and wish you a good luck in future. But, don't shoplift again, otherwise you will get into trouble


[System] grateful: My little sister is very kind. Yesterday she made a yummy cake for me. I feel really very thankful to have her.

[Assistant] My sister is very kind. Yesterday, she made a delicious cake for me.

[Assistant] That was so nice. What kind?

[Assistant] Carrot cake, my favorite! I am very thankful to have her.

[Assistant] Carrot cake is wonderful!


[System] anticipating: I am looking forward to win

[User] I am looking forward to win today's tournament

[User] Thats awesome, I hope you win! What are you playing?

[User] Table tennis. My colleagues are anticipating a failure, they don't know I have been practising for the past 8 months

[User] I bet you will do great!! It sounds like you have been practicing very hard and you have the desire. That is a winning combination!!


[System] nostalgic: I remember when my kids were young we used to make up our own games. Now they are grown up and I miss that time so much.

[Assistant] When my kids were young we used to make up our own games and have a lot of fun. They are all grown up now.

[Assistant] That sounds like a nice memory, but we all grow old. Do you still spend time with them sometimes?

[Assistant] I do see them every now and then but I really miss those days. It was such a good time.

[Assistant] Yeah I agree. I have a little one myself, and I kind of with they stay that young forever.


[System] excited: I'm planning to go to Costa Rica next month! It will be my first time, I can't wait!

[Assistant] I'm travelling to Costa Rica next month for the first time. It's going to be awesome!

[Assistant] That sounds very exciting. I am sure you will have a great time.

[Assistant] Yes, I can't wait. We're planning on doing some diving and hiking.

[Assistant] Those sound like fun activities. I hope you take lots of pictures so you can remember the trip.


[System] content: One night I made myself a bowl of popcorn and some dessert. I then watched a movie on TV while eating this meal.

[Assistant] One quiet night, I watched a movie on TV.

[Assistant] That sounds fun. Was it a scary movie?

[Assistant] No, I was an adventure movie.

[Assistant] Oh okay. Did you watch it all alone?

[Assistant] Not really, I had a bowl of popcorn and a refreshing drink.


[System] prepared: My family went to the zoo last weekend when the weather channel said it would be mostly a nice day. We are all fairly smart so just incase we brought unbrellas should the sky spontaneously fall on us. At one point it did, and we were not some of the many folks who were without umbrellas!

[Assistant] My family went to the zoo last weekend when the weather channel said it would be mostly a nice day. We are all fairly smart so just incase we brought unbrellas should the sky spontaneously fall on us. At one point it did, and we were not some of the many folks who were without umbrellas!

[Assistant] What made you suspect that it might rain?

[Assistant] Pessimism I suppose! Im always anticipating that something may go wrong and rain is one of those things!

[Assistant] It's good that you thought ahead.


[System] anxious: I have a doctors appointment next week. I might have some bad news, so I don't feel very good about it.

[Assistant] I have an appointment next for the doctor and I might get some bad news. I am not sleeping well just thinking about it.

[User] I hate to hear that! I hope everything goes well and you get better news than you are expecting.

[Assistant] Yes me too. I'm not feeling for well about it for now. I guess I just have to hope for the best.

[User] I always try to do things to avoid thinking about things like that, maybe you could do the same!


[System] confident: I played in a cornhole tournament over the weekend, i had a very good feeling about it.

[User] This weekend i played in a cornhole tournament i was extremely excited about my chances.

[Assistant] That sounds fun! But what is cornhole? I've never heard of it before!

[User] It is a game you play with 2 boards with holes in each, you throw bags filled with corn to try and make them in the hole

[Assistant] Okay interesting. I'd like to try is some time!

[User] its extremely fun!


[System] apprehensive: I was informed by my doctor that I had to have a biopsy of a suspicious mass. The whole process of waiting for the test and results caused a lot of anxiety.

[User] Earlier this summer I had to have a biopsy of a suspicious mass, to determine if it was cancerous or not. There was a lot of waiting involved which made me very nervous.

[Assistant] Oh, man!  That is my nightmare!  You must have been so worried!  Are you OK?

[User] Thankfully yes! It was totally benign. When they called me and told me that, that was the best phone call I've ever got!

[Assistant] I would imagine!  That is great news!  I am sure you had a nice sigh of relief!


[System] annoyed: My neighbor keeps parking his car in front of my house instead of his own and it obstruct my view of the park in front of my house.  Man, it bothers me so much!

[Assistant] My neighbor keeps parking his car in front of my house instead of his own and it obstruct my view of the park in front of my house. Man, it bothers me so much!

[User] Ugh that is so annoying! Have you confronted him about it yet?

[Assistant] Yes!  He just doesn't care though since it is technically a valid parking spot.

[User] Wow what a jerk...sorry you have to deal with that. I hope you can resolve that situation somehow.


[System] anxious: My annual physical is coming up with my doctor. I am worried he will say I have not been taking care of my health.

[Assistant] I have my annual physical exam coming up. I have not been eating well and am worried the doctor will scold me.

[User] you should take the docs advise and get your health under control though, its important!

[Assistant] Yeah he says that to me every year and then I fall off the wagon. This time I will make sure to try harder!

[User] good i hope you do well and stick to it!


[System] guilty: I was at a dinner party at my friends house and I spilled red wine on a couch throw pillow! I flipped the pillow and quickly walked away without anyone seeing. Now, I feel really ashamed for not telling him.

[Assistant] I was at a dinner party at my friends house and I spilled red wine on a couch throw pillow! I flipped the pillow and quickly walked away without anyone seeing. Now, I feel really ashamed for not telling him.

[User] I would be so embarrassed. I would have probably done the same thing, but I would feel so guilty.

[Assistant] Yeah, I feel pretty low for doing that.  I will have to fess up and make it up to him.

[User] Yeah, that's what I would probably do also. It probably won't even be that big a deal in the end.


[System] surprised: My mom and her siblings just sold my grandparents farm. With the money my mom got she decided to take our whole family on a cruise for Spring Break. I couldn

[User] I am so excited. My mom has decided to take our whole family on a cruise next Spring Break.

[Assistant] That is great!  What a nice parent!  You must be pumped!  You should do something nice for her to show your appreciation!

[User] I think my sister and I are going to get her a massage and flowers while we are on the cruise. We have never been before.

[Assistant] That is a great idea!  Cruises are amazing.  You all will have a great time!


[System] surprised: This weekend i played in a tournament, i lost and wasnt expecting too.

[User] I played in a tournament this weekend, i expected to win, and didnt.

[Assistant] I'm so sorry.  What kind of t

[User] it was a cornhole tournament, i practiced all week for it

[Assistant] Oh wow.  I bet that was really hard.  Hopefully next time you will win

[User] I hope so! have you ever played?


[System] caring: Last month I donated some amount to a charity. I feel that I am very kind.

[Assistant] Last month, I donated some amount to a charity.

[User] thats awesome! what was the charity?

[Assistant] Unisef! I feel I'm very kind

[User] That is kind, when i have the means i try to donate


[System] joyful: I was ecstatic this past week, my son used the potty for the first time

[User] My son is potty training, and used the potty for the first time this week.

[Assistant] ohh, that's great! Now he's ready to learn life lessons. ha ha!

[User] lol thats true! he still likes to take his pull up off and go in the floor

[Assistant] Ha ha! Don't be annoyed, that's what children do! believe me!


[System] content: Life is so good right now. I have everything I could possibly need. Food, shelter, housing, and family makes me happy.

[Assistant] I am so happy with life right now. I have my family, shelter, food, and transportation. Can't complain!

[Assistant] That is a wonderful attitude to have!  Being content and happy with your life is so important!

[Assistant] Yes indeed. I really can't wish for anything because I have everything I need.

[Assistant] Most people always complain about what they don't have and never stop to appreciate what they do have.


[System] impressed: I went to a Cirqe d' Sole show recently and was quite amazed by the different acts!  I couldn't smiling while watching!  Their skills were unbelievable!

[Assistant] I went to a Cirqe d' Sole show recently and was quite amazed by the different acts! I couldn't smiling while watching! Their skills were unbelievable!

[Assistant] That sounds like a lot of fun. I have always wanted to go to one of those shows.

[Assistant] They are definitely worth it!  They take circus performances to a whole new level!

[Assistant] I like how colorful the whole production is. It really does look amazing.


[System] disgusted: I lost a cornhole tournament this weekend, and my team choked, very frustrating.

[User] I was in a cornhole tourney this weekend, i feel i should have won but we choked.

[Assistant] ohh that's bad. What happened?

[User] Well we were up 20-8 needing one point, and couldnt get it.

[Assistant] I feel you. That happens with me every time.


[System] embarrassed: Back when I was in school, I pooped in my own pants, in front of my friends. I felt mortified and I was red faced!

[Assistant] Back when I was in school, one day I felt really very mortified and red faced!

[User] Oh my, what happened to cause this?

[Assistant] I pooped in my own pants, in front of my friends!

[User] sheesh, i'm sorry about that sharting is the worst


[System] lonely: My youngest child just moved out of the house and in to her dorm. I am having some strong empty nest syndrome.

[Assistant] My youngest child just moved out if the house and into her dorm.

[Assistant] Omg congrats :D

[Assistant] I don't like it yet. I am really feeling this empty nest.

[Assistant] Yeah at first it might feel a little lonely, but it'll be nice to have some relaxation time, right?


[System] content: It's raining right now after high humidity and heat in the UK which, while it isn't much compared to other countries, is short-lived so we don't have much time to acclimatise. I'm so happy it's cooling down.

[Assistant] It's finally raining after weeks of hot humid weather, I'm so relieved.

[Assistant] That would be nice. We need some rain too.

[Assistant] I hope the weather takes a better turn for you guys soon!

[Assistant] Thanks! Enjoy your rain!

[Assistant] Thank you!


[System] hopeful: I am so tired of hurricanes. Every year it seems like hurricanes make life difficult for me. I am wishing this year will be quiet.

[Assistant] I live in a hurricane zone. Every year it seems like hurricanes make my life miserable.

[User] that terrifying, i am scared to death of hurricanes

[Assistant] Well I am wishing this year is quiet. I could really use a break from the stress!

[User] that is understandable! were you effected by harvey?


[System] confident: I had coached my pitchers all year, i just knew they would dominate the seires.

[User] I worked hard coaching my pitchers all year, only to get smacked in the playoffs

[Assistant] That's a real bummer. I am sure they benefited from your coaching even if they didn't win in the playoffs.

[User] i hope so! thats why i coach to better all of them

[Assistant] It must be satisfying to see the improvements of your pitchers. You are really helping their careers.


[System] annoyed: Everytime my cats run out of food I have to repeat to my fiance why they need a specific kind of food that happens to cost more then normal cat food. He just doesn't understand the brevity of the situation and why it would be so much cheaper to just buy the stupid food then to pay for a bunch of vet bills due to them not eating the certain food.

[Assistant] Everytime my cats run out of food I have to repeat to my fiance why they need a specific kind of food that happens to cost more then normal cat food. He just doesn't understand the brevity of the situation and why it would be so much cheaper to just buy the stupid food then to pay for a bunch of vet bills due to them not eating the certain food.

[Assistant] Cats eat everything, they are not humans

[Assistant] Sure they do but mine can only eat a specific kind of food or they get bladder stones which are very expensive to treat and if not treated will kill them. So its pretty important

[Assistant] The buy yourself the food


[System] guilty: I fell bad about myself

[Assistant] I fell bad about myself because I voted on Trump for president and I regret immensaly

[Assistant] Oh well, you cant go back and change it now

[Assistant] Really?? Now tell me something i do not know

[Assistant] Im just saying, dont feel bad I highly doubt your one vote would have been a tie breaker anyhow.


[System] hopeful: I feeling good about the economy these days.

[Assistant] I feeling good about the economy these days.

[Assistant] That is good, what do you find good about the economy?

[Assistant] The overall indicators and the down jones

[Assistant] Do you think the unemployment rate is going down?


[System] grateful: I did not have enough money to take my son back to school shopping. My mom took him shopping yesterday and got all his supplies and clothes. I am so lucky.

[Assistant] I did not have enough money to take my son back to school shopping.

[Assistant] im sorry about that! Did your son start school already?

[Assistant] He starts next week. My mom took him yesterday and got all his supplies and some new clothes.

[Assistant] Thats great. Thats good to hear


[System] jealous: Last week, I saw my friend with a pretty girl. I felt envious of him.

[Assistant] Last week, I saw my best with a very pretty girl.

[Assistant] That is nice to hear. I hope they really like each other.

[Assistant] No! But, I felt envious of him.

[Assistant] Yeah well you will find someone one day. Just be patient!


[System] embarrassed: I just hate it when I go to work and realize once I am there I forgot to put my pants on. It's a good thing I always keep a spare set in my office.

[Assistant] I hate it when I get to work in the morning and then realize I forgot to put any pants on. It is so awkward.

[Assistant] Ohh! that's so awkward! What happened then?

[Assistant] Luckily I always have a spare set of pants in my office. But I will try to remember next time not to leave my house without pants!

[Assistant] Yes! Maybe you should set a reminder next time! ha ha!


[System] excited: This Friday a video game comes out that i get EVERY year.

[User] Madden comes out friday and im so ready

[Assistant] I'm sure it's hard waiting for the new releases when it's a game your hyped up for! I enjoy playing games too!

[User] it is! what types of games do you play?

[Assistant] I enjoy RPG games the best. So, I really liked Fable, Halo, Sims, Assassin's Creed, etc.


[System] faithful: While everyone is hating on our current president out here, I stand by how I feel even if I do not fully agree to everything he does or says. Its called being loyal to ones country.

[Assistant] While everyone is hating on our current president out here, I stand by how I feel even if I do not fully agree to everything he does or says. Its called being loyal to ones country.

[Assistant] That is so true. I agree with you

[Assistant] I always try to understand another persons feelings and perspective, however, that is extremely hard to do when they are very hateful about the subject, you know?

[Assistant] Yeah, people tend to have some harsh reviews on things and that could be troubling


[System] faithful: I would never cheat on my wife like my brother cheated on his wife

[Assistant] I would never cheat on my wife like my brother cheated on his wife

[User] whoa yeah thats awful, i wouldnt either

[Assistant] Cheating  on your spouse is a despicable thing to do.

[User] i agree 100%, you make a commitment , should stick too it


[System] anxious: A game that i love comes out friday and i cant wait

[User] Madden comes out this friday and i can not wait

[Assistant] I stop playing videogames years ago

[User] lol i play them during my free time alot

[Assistant] I prefer to read books on my free time because I am grown up


[System] trusting: Once I met someone who told me they were related to Elvis. I believed him but now I am not so sure. My friends say I am too gullible.

[Assistant] I met someone the other day who said they are the grandson of Elvis. I believed him but now I am not so sure.

[Assistant] Well, he is probably lying.

[Assistant] You are probably right. My friends say I am too gullible sometimes.

[Assistant] Elvis only had a daugther, so the chances of him telling the true are slim


[System] anticipating: I am sure we are about to enter a economic recession in the near future.

[Assistant] I am sure we are about to enter a economic recession in the near future.

[Assistant] The economy is cyclical so it is bound to happen eventually.

[Assistant] And Trump is not helping at all

[Assistant] Well the last time the economy was bad we had a different president. It is hard to say why recessions happen.


[System] impressed: The braves this season were expected to be decent at best, they are in a great position

[User] The braves are a young team with low expectations, and are awesome

[Assistant] That is very true! They are very good

[User] Are you a fan of the braves?

[Assistant] I am! They are my favorite team!


[System] anxious: I am so worried about my dog. He doesn't want to move around very much any more.

[Assistant] I am worried my dog's health is failing. He doesn't move around that much any more and looks at me with sad eyes.

[Assistant] I am sorry to hear that! I hope your dog gets better

[Assistant] Me too. Maybe he is not feeling well. I will take him to the vet to get checked out.

[Assistant] Thats good! I will be praying for you and him


[System] ashamed: I am always seeing these ASPCA and animal advocates commercials on TV and it makes me so sad. It is awful the way some humans can mistreat animals. Just horrible!

[Assistant] I am always seeing these ASPCA and animal advocates commercials on TV and it makes me so sad. It is awful the way some humans can mistreat animals. Just horrible!

[Assistant] Agree 100% it makes me want to adopt all the pets! Have you ever rescued an animal?

[Assistant] All my babies are rescues. My pit mix my fiance bought off the side of the road(wont get into that). My husky, I got from someone who got her from a breeder that just didnt want her, and my 2 cats were like living outside and undomesticated. So they all are in a sense.

[Assistant] That's amazing. I have a rescue myself and I will never have a pet any other way.


[System] terrified: I was following the weather, and suddenly my power was out and i could see the funnel cloud

[User] Tornadoes are extremely terrifying and i experienced it first hand

[User] Yes they are. I live in Oklahoma and we deal with them all the time. I have seen some really bad ones.

[User] i can imagine! i see them all the time on the news over there

[User] One year we had one hit a school in Moore and a few children died. It was so devastating. I hate tornados so much.


[System] impressed: My daughter is a National Honor Society student. She will be a senior this year and I am so proud of her. She amazes me more and more every day.

[User] My daughter is going to be a senior in high school this year. She is a National Honor Society student. This is such a huge accomplishment.

[User] That is very impressive! my brother in law is starting his senior year as well

[User] I am so proud of her and can't wait to see what the future holds for her. I'm sure it will be great things.

[User] Certainly, does she have a college in mind?


[System] surprised: The chargers are finally getting some national love

[User] Being a chargers fan is tough, finally some national recognition

[Assistant] Ha, you'll have to enlighten me as I don't know much about the Chargers. Are they usually not a good team or what?

[User] the past few seasons they have been plagued by injury!

[Assistant] That's unfortunate. How do things look for this upcoming season?


[System] proud: My daughter had her first cheerleading competition last week. She did so good and her team got 2nd place. I am beaming with pride!

[Assistant] My daughter competed in her first cheerleading competition last week. She did so good and her team got second place.

[Assistant] Thats wonderful! Congrats

[Assistant] She has worked really hard at her routines. I was beaming with pride!

[Assistant] Well that is wonderful! I would be proud as well


[System] surprised: My baseball team wasnt expected to do much, but we won region and went to the playoffs

[User] My team had low expectations this year, and we made the playoffs and won region

[Assistant] That's awesome. Was this the first year this particular team was together?

[User] technically no, but its high school sports so every year new players come and others go

[Assistant] Gotcha. Why low expectations, did you not do well last year?


[System] surprised: One of my kids signed with a big time college for baseball.

[User] A pitcher on my team signed with a big time college

[Assistant] That is awesome. I bet you really helped him develop his talent.

[User] it was great to see how much he had improved from his freshman year

[Assistant] You have made a big difference. Glad you are making a difference.


[System] devastated: I could not find my favorite handkerchief that my grandfather gave me. I am afraid I lost it. It means so much to me since he has passed away.

[Assistant] I can't find my favorite handkerchief my grandfather gave me. I am fearful that I could have lost it.

[User] thats a horrible feeling, especially something sentimental

[Assistant] It means so much to me because he is now passed away. I would be so upset if I can't find it.

[User] i hope like crazy you find it!!


[System] jealous: My best friend just got a girlfriend who is smoking hot. I wish I could find a girl like that. I don't know how he did it.

[Assistant] My best friend just got a girlfriend. She is so pretty. I don't know how he did it because I look better than him.

[User] lol thats tough to deal with, have you asked if she has any friends?

[Assistant] Yeah but she said all her friends are not single. Maybe he will do something dumb and then I can steal her from him.

[User] ah dang dude thats kind of cold hearted


[System] lonely: when my wife and son are not with me i cant stand it

[User] when i am out of town away from my wife and son its difficult

[Assistant] I understand that. I bet you miss them a lot.

[User] i do, its tough because he is still a baby

[Assistant] Yeah it is rough at that age to be apart. At least you can Skype and keep in touch.


[System] angry: i let someone out in front of me today and they didnt wave or anything

[User] someone was waiting to pull out in traffic, i let them out and didnt even get acknowledged

[Assistant] that is rude of them, they should at least wave a thank you or something

[User] thats what im saying! common courtesy

[Assistant] Yeah i always to make sure to thank the people that do ncie things for me


[System] devastated: I can not believe Stan Mikita died.

[User] I can not believe Stan Mikita died.

[Assistant] I'm sorry I don't know who that is. Was he famous?

[User] He played hockey for the Chicago Blackhawks. He was one of the best players for his time.

[Assistant] Oh. Sounds like a big loss for Blackhawks fans, that sucks.


[System] proud: when my son took his first steps the feeling was amazing

[User] I was ecstatic when my son took his first steps

[User] That is a huge moment in a kid's life! I would be too, congratulations

[User] Thank you! do you have kids?

[User] I do not at the moment, but I plan to at least when I turn 35 years old


[System] embarrassed: I was so embarrassed when I left my keys in the car door at work.  ALL DAY!

[User] I left my keys in my car door at work, ALL DAY. Embarrassing.

[User] oh man thats terrible, thats a horrible feeling!

[User] Yeah, I didn't know until the very last hour of work, a co-worker mentioned it.

[User] At least everyone was still at work and you werent left there alone!


[System] joyful: I got accepted to Harvard, I am so happy.

[User] I got accepted to Harvard, I am so happy.

[Assistant] that is awesome, i bet it took a lot of hard work to accomplish

[User] Yes, I had to study all the time including the summer.

[Assistant] Yeah i remember a long time friend went there and it was such a pain to be able to get accepted


[System] confident: 4 of my top players are returning this season we should have a great year

[User] i have 4 outstanding kids returning to my team, this season should be great

[User] That's awesome! What sport is the team for?

[User] High school baseball, we won region last year so big shoes to fill

[User] Wow, congratulations! That is a pretty competitive league as well


[System] hopeful: I'm hopeful for America's future. I feel like we will soon all come together as one!

[User] A lot of people have doubts, but I'm really hopeful for America's future!

[User] i am too, i think we are headed in a better direction!

[User] I agree, soon we will all come together as one and settle our differences!

[User] i hope so, we are def the greatest nation in the world


[System] anxious: My brothers wife had our first girl into the family, the wait was intense

[User] My sister in law brought our first girl into the family, the wait seemed like forever

[User] Congratulations, always nice to have a new addition to the family!

[User] thank you! it is a great experience and blessed with a healthy baby

[User] That is always the biggest worry when having kids and I'm happy it worked out for you guys.


[System] joyful: I'm joyful that I have a wonderful and supporting family.  Who knows where I would be without them.

[User] I'm very joyful for my wonderful and supporting family, they have helped me through a lot

[User] a great family makes all the difference, and can get you through anything

[User] I agree, who knows where I would of ended up without their love and support.

[User] i am also grateful to have a caring family that means the world to me


[System] prepared: I made rice for my dinner date with my new girl

[User] I prepared rice and fish stew for my dinner date with my new girl

[User] That is so great that you're cooking for her!  Did she love it?

[User] She loved it. I couldn't believe it turned out right because I saw the recipe on youtube and tried it out

[User] Oh good!  You must be so proud too!  I love watching youtube recipes!  I'm so glad it turned out for you!


[System] surprised: My boyfriend just turned around the other day and proposed to me while we were taking a walk!

[User] My boyfriend just turned around the other day and proposed to me while we were taking a walk!

[User] You must be the luckiest girl on earth

[User] I sure feel like it!  It was definitely unexpected but I'm thrilled!  He got be a beautiful ring with a diamond in it from his grandmother.

[User] Congratulations girl :)


[System] trusting: I was recently on a mule ride in the Grand Canyon of Arizona!  I really had to put a lot of faith in the mule though, because there were a bunch of sheer drops on the trail!

[Assistant] I was recently on a mule ride in the Grand Canyon of Arizona! I really had to put a lot of faith in the mule though, because there were a bunch of sheer drops on the trail!

[Assistant] That sounds like a lot of fun! Is it hard to ride a mule? I've always heard they are stubborn.

[Assistant] It is not hard at all to ride a mule.  They just follow the mule in front of them!  So, you have to completely rely on their judgment!

[Assistant] Huh, well I will definitely have to try that some time. I've always wanted to ride a mule!


[System] hopeful: I am playing in a tournament this weekend, i think we can win

[User] this weekend i play in a tourney i think i can win

[User] That's neat, whats the tournament for?

[User] its a cornhole tournament for a local fire department

[User] I love cornhole! I used to play that all the time when I tailgated in college. Good luck!


[System] impressed: I was really impressed when I saw France win the world cup.  I thought they wouldn't even make it out of the first round.

[User] I was super impressed when France won the world cup, I didn't see that coming!

[User] i didnt either! i though germany would repeat

[User] Yeah, and the total opposite happens, I thought France wouldn't even make it past the first round!

[User] the final match was really entertaining too, the whole cup was good!


[System] sad: I am sad that my favorite TV show Seinfeld isn't on anymore.

[User] I am sad that my favorite TV show Seinfeld isn't on anymore.

[Assistant] Why would they take it off air? it was a great show

[User] Jerry Seinfeld didn't want to do it anymore. The show was #1, yet he didn't care.

[Assistant] that is not cool do you think it will ever come back?


[System] disappointed: the braves had a big series this week, and started off with a loss

[User] the braves had a chance to take over first place today, and lost the first game of a DH

[Assistant] Oh no. That really stinks! I know how that feels. We like the Red Sox here.

[User] the sox are having a fantastic season, and i hate the Yankees

[Assistant] They are having a good season, but have had many bad ones. Boo Yankees!


[System] joyful: I'm joyful that I get to see my wife for the first time in a week tomorrow. I missed her a lot.

[User] I get to see my wife for the first time in a week tomorrow!

[Assistant] That is so exciting! I bet you can't wait to spend time with her!

[User] Yep! I missed her a lot, you don't know what you've got til it's gone!

[Assistant] I know, I feel the same way when my wife is gone.


[System] impressed: Just bought a new car and I'm surprised at how well it drives.

[User] I just bought a new vehicle and I'm so surprised at how much better it drives than my old one.

[User] Nice!  Nothing better than driving a smooth new car!  What kind did you get?

[User] I bought a 2019 Jeep Grand Cherokee! Thing is hella nice!

[User] Noice! Ha ha, that's so funny.  I have a 1999 Jeep Grand Cherokee.....I bet its like night and day! Take that baby out and ride it with the windows down and the music up!


[System] hopeful: I just found out that my sister in law is pregnant which is so exciting, but she has had a miscarriage before so I'm just trying to stay positive for her and I know things will go well.

[User] I just found out that my sister in law is pregnant which is so exciting, but she has had a miscarriage before so I'm just trying to stay positive for her and I know things will go well.

[User] That is exciting! I hope everything goes well.

[User] I know she'll be great.  They're having a little boy and they already have a little boy so they'll be brothers!

[User] I have two boys myself! I feel like two kids is the perfect amount. Not too much to drive you insane and just enough so your first isn't lonely.


[System] grateful: My mother in law recently sent a great feast by way of my wife, and I am very thankful for that.

[User] I feel so thankful for my mother-in-law. She recently sent us a great feast of food out of the blue.

[User] Wow, how nice. Is she always doing nice things?

[User] She does actually, and very randomly! Which I love and find to be kind of unique.

[User] Wow, you are lucky to have someone like that in your life. That's rare.


[System] proud: I was proud when I graduated from college. What a rough and fun 4 years that was.

[User] I am proud I graduated from college, didn't think I was going to make it there for a second.

[Assistant] that is awesome i am really proud, college is really important for your future

[User] Yeah, now my fingers are crossed for the job interviews.  That's a whole different world.

[Assistant] im sure you will find something you like, eventually


[System] anticipating: School is about to start and I can't wait!

[Assistant] My kids go back to school next week and I can't wait!

[User] lol some free time! what grades?

[Assistant] Kindergarten and head start so they are pretty young.

[User] thats awesome! i hope they have a great year

[Assistant] Thank you. I think they are getting bored at home too.

[User] im sure! its tough being at home all day without alot of interaction

[Assistant] We do go to the gym 5 days a week and they get to play with those kids at least.


[System] devastated: seeing all those fires in california is terrible

[User] all those fires in cali are heartbreaking

[Assistant] Yes they are. It's a shame how dry it is.

[User] i wish some of our rain would go there, it has rained the past week and a half

[Assistant] Yes that is what it's like in my area too.


[System] surprised: the fact that fornite is a free game and is the number 1 played game is amazing

[User] Fortnite is a free game, and the number 1 played game. the developers are geniuses

[Assistant] I have heard about that game. Is it a role playing game?

[User] its a 3rd person battle royale shooter

[Assistant] Oh cool. I should check it out. I like those kinds of game.


[System] grateful: When my dog ran out of my house my neighbor was able to catch him. I am so happy I have such a nice neighbor. He does things for me all the time.

[Assistant] My dog ran out of the house into the street the other day. Luckily my neighbor was there and caught him for me.

[User] oh my goodness, i would freak if my dog ran out, he is like another child of ours

[Assistant] Yeah it was scary. I am so happy I have such a great neighbor. He is always looking out for me.

[User] that is great, its nice to have someone that is so helpful around


[System] annoyed: my coworker comes into work late everyday and it drives me crazy

[Assistant] my coworker comes into work late everyday and it drives me crazy

[User] That is crazy, does your boss not care?

[Assistant] she just keeps letting him get away with it

[User] You could just start going in late everyday as well, to make a point to her.

[Assistant] i can't i get in earlier than everyone else with one other coworker


[System] lonely: Whenever it's late at night and I'm on the couch watching T.V., I feel alone and empty inside.

[User] I hate when it's late at night and it's just me up watching T.V..  So lonely.

[Assistant] i wish i could stay up late and just watch tv alone some times. i don't have any alone time.

[User] Always with the family? That's a blessing and a curse, I guess.

[Assistant] yup.


[System] anticipating: I can't wait for winter time. I'm already doing some shopping for warm clothes.

[User] I can't wait for when winter arrives. I'm already buying warmer clothes.

[Assistant] I love winter and wearing sweaters and jeans. This summer heat is too much!

[User] It is absolutely too much. Here in the South, the heat is outrageous! I use to hate winter time too, now I find myself waiting for it to arrive all summer.

[Assistant] I live in the south but I'm from the north and that's one think I miss is the cooler weather. I definitely dread the summer as well.


[System] trusting: Whenever I let my brother use my car, I'm very trusting of him he'll take care of it.  So far no problems

[User] I trust my brother a lot when I let him use my car, he's not the most responsible but he knows I care about it.

[User] You are more trusting then I am. I don't even trust my wife in my car.

[User] Haha, yeah, I just feel bad if I didn't. He would have to uber every where.

[User] That's very nice of you. Maybe I can learn from you and be more trusting.


[System] annoyed: i was supposed to get madden today, and the store didnt have enough copies

[User] today i went to get madden, and the store didnt have enough copies

[Assistant] that is not good, did you manage to get it done somewhere eles?

[User] unfortunately not i have to wait until friday now

[Assistant] that is not good i really hope you can get it done on friday


[System] confident: the new madden comes out friday, im excited to start playing online

[User] i cant wait to start playing madden online friday, i tend to be very good

[User] Oh the new one comes out on Friday? I used to play it back in college a bit with my roommates.

[User] i love it, i have bought it every year for the last 12 years

[User] Wow you are a dedicated player. I'd imagine you will do awesome online then.


[System] content: I am just feeling generally happy to have what I need in life right now and to be healthy.

[User] I am just feeling generally happy at the moment, mostly just to have what I need to live and being healthy.

[User] great health and being well off is a blessing, i too am grateful for tha

[User] That's true. It's easy to lose sight of in life, but it's an important thing to realize.

[User] i agree! its refreshing to hear someone with a good outlook on life


[System] grateful: I'm grateful for my community.  It's very tight nit and friendly, always looking out for each other!

[User] I'm grateful for the community I live in.  Everyone is so friendly!

[Assistant] i live in a small town too. i grew up in a big city so the change is very welcome

[User] Which one do you prefer over the other?

[Assistant] small town country life is much more my speed


[System] anxious: when i don't know if i have a busy day coming up the next day the unknown drives me crazy

[Assistant] when i don't know if i have a busy day coming up the next day the unknown drives me crazy

[User] I can relate to that, the late night anxiety of the unknown. Hate that.

[Assistant] it's like i'm going to lay down in bed and go to sleep. just kidding here's your stress all jumbled up in a mile ong list. lol

[User] It always seems to wait til your head hits the pillow, then BAM!

[Assistant] exactly. it's like the hamster is sleeping all day then it goes crazy at bed time.


[System] sad: my grandmother has major back surgery next week, im not looking forward to it

[User] my grandma has major back surgery next week, i feel so bad for her

[Assistant] oh no. is she alright?

[User] she has a couple bad discs, she has had the surgery before which makes it worse

[Assistant] so she probably had scar tissue. i hope this one goes better for her.


[System] afraid: living out in the country when it gets dark it's really hard to see what's going on around you at nite

[Assistant] living out in the country when it gets dark it's really hard to see what's going on around you at nite

[User] i imagine so, especially when you have no idea what to expect

[Assistant] i'm always afraid some kind of critter is going to come out and getme

[User] lol what country are you in?

[Assistant] usa and you?


[System] trusting: I took my boots off after a long day of working outside and MAN, the smell!

[User] I worked all day in the sun and didn't put socks on before putting my boots on. Boy did I regret that later in the day when I took them off!

[Assistant] Oh man, did you put your socks on after you put your boots on? That must of been awkward getting your socks dirty.

[User] I washed my feet immediately after the smell hit me! Never sweat in boots without socks to soak some of it up! It

[Assistant] For sure, that is a motto to live by! I wouldn't dream of doing anything different.


[System] nostalgic: Anytime I see a mall, I get nostalgic about all the times going there to play in the arcade.  Good Ole' Days.

[User] Whenever I drive past malls, I always get nostalgic about all the times going there as a kid to play in the arcade.

[User] I can relate. I wish I still enjoyed them as much as I did way back then. Now I'm either out of place of it's a ghost town.

[User] Yeah! It's weird, malls feel like ghost towns, nothing like they were in the 90's.

[User] I live in a very large city on the east coast. We have one mall here called The King of Prussia Mall. It's the 2nd largest in the USA. Any time you go it's packed but if you drive 15 minutes to any of the other malls around it they are sad. Half the stores closed and no people.

[User] I wonder if eventually they will all die and disappear.  They seem outdated.


[System] anticipating: i cant wait to play the new madden, ive been waiting months for this

[User] ive been waiting for months for the new madden, it finally comes out friday

[User] Heck yeah! I myself have never been into madden, more of a NBA2k guy.

[User] i love 2k, proam is the best!

[User] I've been playing it since I was a kid, but I always wait like 3 years in between buying them.


[System] faithful: I'm faithful I'm going down the right career path for once in my life.  Took me long enough.

[User] I'm faithful I'm going down the right career path for once in my life, so I'm excited for that.

[User] that is a great feeling, what are you pusuing?

[User] Web Development and Design.  Something I've been doing as a hobby for years but never pursued it as a career.

[User] man thats awesome, i have a friend who is in that field and its very interesting


[System] joyful: You never know how happy you can be until you try

[User] I never know how joyful I was going to be until I tried

[User] i understand that for sure, finishing a task is a great feeling

[User] Yea, passing my most difficult exam and getting certified gave me great joy

[User] congrats! was it for college?


[System] impressed: the redsox have a chance to break the amount of wins in a season, that is insane

[User] if the redsox continue their pace, they will break the record for wins!

[User] Yes I love them they deserve to win

[User] they do and as long as the beat the yankees i like it

[User] But don't forget that the yankees are super good


[System] terrified: I was terrified when we had a major ice storm and the electricity was out for weeks.

[User] I was terrified when we had a major ice storm, our electricity was out for weeks!

[User] oh no! we went through the same thing last december

[User] It's scary, unless you are prepared, you're wondering how to live life without it.

[User] i know thats right, i dont know how they survived without electric


[System] proud: my son pottyed for the first time

[User] my son used the pottty for the first time

[User] Congratulations, looks like you guys will be saving a lot of money from no more diapers.

[User] yep, just switching to pullups and paper towels to clean up messes lol

[User] Haha, you can't always be 100% accurate when you first pursue a goal!


[System] sad: It's sad thinking about my parents growing old and not how I once remembered them. I guess that's life.

[User] It's sad for me to think about my parents growing old and not how I once remembered them.

[User] i know the feeling, it makes you wish time would slow down

[User] Right, or you could reverse it, but I guess that's life.

[User] thats right, going through the same feeling with my son


[System] sad: seeing my son grow up so fast isnt easy

[User] seeing my son grow so fast isnt easy

[User] I don't have any kids, but I can only imagine.  It even seems like I'm growing old fast.

[User] its a great feeling and sad at the same time

[User] How old is he?


[System] afraid: My neighbors dog dug a hole under my fence and chased me back into my house!

[User] I was out working in my garden when I noticed my neighbor's dog had dug a hole under my fence and was running right at me barking!

[User] Did it scare you or did you make a new friend? It happened to me a few years ago and it turns out the dog just needed a friend.

[User] Scared the living hell out of me, because he's a pretty big dog! I ran inside and had to phone him up to come and get his dog.

[User] Go over when your neighbor is home and make friends with the dog. Take him a ball or a treat. If it happen again you know your safe.


[System] grateful: my husband helps with housework and cooking

[Assistant] my husband helps with housework and cooking

[Assistant] that's great! what a good husband

[Assistant] it helps so much after a long work day. but heaven forbid i let him touch the laundry

[Assistant] I dont mind laundry as long as i dont have to cook!

[Assistant] i don't mind cooking or laundry but i hate cleaning toilets


[System] impressed: I had an issue with a package never arriving at my door... thankfully the company had great customer service and replaced it right away

[Assistant] I had an issue with a package never arriving at my door... thankfully the company had great customer service and replaced it right away

[Assistant] that's great. it stinkswhen you have to worry about customer service giving you a hard time

[Assistant] Yes, I'm glad it went smoothly. Not all companies are like that

[Assistant] exactly. some companies really try to go above and beyond


[System] lonely: I have been wondering how it feels to be without someone

[User] I have been wondering how it feels to be without someone

[User] It must feel lonely, for sure, but maybe they cope with it in different ways.

[User] I believe everyone should be loved by someone so that they don't stay lonely

[User] Yeah, it is quite sad knowing there are some people who have literally no one.


[System] surprised: I was surprised to see my wife actually cooked dinner at home.  First time in months.

[User] I was surprised to see my wife actually cook dinner at home!

[User] why is that buddy

[User] She almost always orders out, this is the first time in months!

[User] I'm glad she changed. At least now you guys can save money on food because it's cheaper to cook


[System] surprised: I was pleasantly shocked to get a visit from my brother the other day. Made me happy to see him after so long.

[User] I was pleasantly shocked to get a visit from my brother the other day. Made me happy to see him after such a long time.

[Assistant] How long has it been?

[User] I think it has been something like 2 years now since I saw him since I live out of country sometimes.

[Assistant] Oh ok. Well that's awesome. What did you guys do?

[User] We just do touristy things and ate a lot of delicious food. It was a good time.

[Assistant] What country are you living in?

[User] I'm in South Korea at the moment.

[Assistant] How interesting. Do you move for your job?


[System] anxious: The first day I started working out I was anxious about looking silly at the gym.

[Assistant] I recently started working out daily and I was so anxious my first day.

[User] Oh that's a great habit to have. Did you go to the gym?

[Assistant] Yes i got 5 days a week now.

[User] Wow that's a great accomplishment! I need to get back to the gym too.

[Assistant] It's a great habit to have.


[System] guilty: I felt guilty the other day for forgetting a close friend's birthday.  We've known eachother for 15 years.

[User] I felt guilty the other day for forgetting a close friend's birthday, just totally lost track of time.

[Assistant] I don't think I have ever remembered a single friends birthday until facebook was created.

[User] Haha, true, I don't use facebook but this person has been a life long friend to me. I should of remembered!

[Assistant] That is true, were they upset?

[User] He texted me acting upset, but I think he was joking.

[Assistant] Probably, you just have to remember next year!


[System] trusting: I let my life time best friend borrow $10,000 so he could get a vehicle to get back and forth to work.

[User] My best friend lost his car to an accident that wasn't his fault, so I lent him $10,000 to buy a used vehicle so he can get back and forth to work. I'm confident he'll pay me back like he promised.

[User] You are very trusting. I'd just assume give my kidney to someone as 10k.

[User] I know that he needs the money more than I do right now, and I do trust he will pay me back as he says. I just wanted to do what was right.

[User] Your better then I am. I hope you don't learn a lesson the expensive way.


[System] terrified: seeing so many instances of abduction so close to me is horrifying

[User] there have been many instances of attempted abductions near me recently

[Assistant] Who is carrying them out?

[User] random people, they think into child exploitation which is horrible

[Assistant] Sounds horrible, do you think they'll get caught?


[System] nostalgic: this weekend i found an old pyrex like my mom used to have

[Assistant] this weekend i found an old pyrex like my mom used to have

[Assistant] That's cool. I bet it brought back memories of your mom in the kitchen using it!

[Assistant] she never cooked so when she did it was a treat.

[Assistant] I'm guessing she was either busy, or didn't like to cook? I can relate!

[Assistant] a little of both


[System] proud: my wife starts her masters program this month

[User] my wife begins her masters program this month!

[Assistant] Oh

[User] yep she is going to be a school counselor

[Assistant] sorry, i accidentally sent that first message early.  that is great that she is going back to school.  I bet you are so proud of her


[System] sad: It's always sad to see someone you liked from work find a different job.

[User] It's always sad for me to see a friend from work, leave and get a new job.

[Assistant] Yeah that is pretty tough. Especially when you really like to work together.

[User] Yeah! It's one of the main reasons for liking a job, is the people you work with and become friends with.

[Assistant] Then you have to meet their replacement and try to get to know them better. It usually isn't the same.


[System] guilty: Every time I make cookies I end up eating most of them. I feel bad because the rest of my family do not get to have any. I wish I had better control over myself.

[Assistant] Whenever I bake cookies I end up eating most of them. I feel bad because there are never enough for the rest of the family.

[User] You must be a good cookie chef! Don't feel too bad, they should have been quicker!

[Assistant] Yeah but I feel a little devious when I hide some for later. I really have a cookie addiction and should get help.

[User] Oh, you're sly! Call the cookie addiction hotline quick!


[System] excited: I'm excited for my birthday coming up! I will be seeing friends I haven't seen in awhile.

[User] I'm excited for my birthday coming up!  I'll be seeing friends I haven't seen in a long time!

[User] always great to see people youve been away from, happy early birthday!

[User] Aw, Thank you, and yeah it is.  It's like graduation reunion, but with people you like! :)

[User] lol no doubt! i got to see a bunch of friends recently at a wedding it was nice


[System] surprised: the amount of deaths in mexico is shocking

[User] we are going to mexico, and its shocking to see all the homicides there now

[User] For vacation? And yeah, the rates are pretty high, hopefully you won't be in those areas.

[User] yep for our anniversary, and i am hoping so as well, kinda scary to think about

[User] That's awesome, I bet it'll be in a nice secluded resort!


[System] anxious: Hurricane season is right around the corner and I'm a little worried about what it might produce.

[User] Hurricane season is starting up and I'm a little worried about what it'll produce.

[Assistant] i grew up in miami so i know how you feel

[User] I live in Central Louisiana. Luckily I'm a little more inland so Katrina wasn't too bad for me personally, but seeing what it did to NOLO is terrifying!

[Assistant] i know what you mean. i lived thru hurricane andrew and it was traumatizing


[System] sad: my brother is in rehab after 2 months in the hospital

[Assistant] my brother is in rehab after 2 months in the hospital

[User] I'm sorry to hear that. Is it drugs or alcohol?

[Assistant] he had pneumonia and then ended up dying for 28 minutes. then he is now in rehab learning how to do everything again

[User] Oh my! I thought the wrong thing. I'm so sorry to hear that, I hope he is okay!

[Assistant] it's ok. he's making progress. hopefully he will make a full recovery soon


[System] guilty: I feel guilty for drinking all my family's drinks, I can't help it!

[User] My family has been gone all day and I drank everything in the fridge. I feel pretty guilty.

[Assistant] What did you drink specifically?

[User] Lemonade and sprite.  The only drinks we buy.

[Assistant] Did you eat anything?


[System] disgusted: the way people act towards our country is disgraceful

[User] its a shame the way some people act towards the U.S

[Assistant] I agree. I wish all the countries would get along. No need to be mean to each other.

[User] exactly! the world would be such a better place

[Assistant] Also I think all the countries should allow foreigners to visit. I don't understand why they are so territorial.


[System] disgusted: When I was walking around my neighborhood I felt something drop on my head. I reached up and realized a bird had did its business on me. I was revolted!

[Assistant] I was going for a walk in the neighborhood and I felt something drop on my head.

[User] that is intense! what was it?

[Assistant] I reached up and realized a bird had done its business on my head. I was revolted!

[User] ahh dang, thats terrible! that is pretty bad luck


[System] caring: She is as nice as mother Theresa

[User] She is as caring as mother Theresa

[Assistant] Did she take care of a bunch of dying kids?

[User] She loves me and my 12 kids so much you can feel and see love in her eyes

[Assistant] That is good, it is nice to have a woman like that


[System] proud: I'm proud of the college I graduated from.  Brings pride whenever I tell people.

[User] I'm proud of the college I graduated from, it's no Ivy league school but I loved it.

[User] What school did you go to?

[User] Ohio State University. Go Buckeyes!

[User] Wow!  I'm from that area and love the Buckeyes too!


[System] furious: I just got back from grocery shopping at the store.  I was overcharged for my beer.

[User] I just picked up a 6-pack at the grocery store but I am not a happy camper.

[User] Why not?  How can you not be happy with a 6-pack?

[User] I got charged for a 24 pack!!

[User] That's insane, I hope you plan on returning that ASAP!


[System] furious: I won tickets to a concert and when we got there, they were supposed to have the tickets at the box office and they didn't so the refused us no matter how much proof we gave that we won.  It was ridiculous!

[User] I won tickets to a concert and when we got there, they were supposed to have the tickets at the box office and they didn't so the refused us no matter how much proof we gave that we won. It was ridiculous!

[User] thats insane!! were you able to get in? and what concert?

[User] It was the worst day ever.  I was so mad.  No!  No matter what we said or even showed them, they wouldn't let us in.  We even called the local magazine that we won it through but they were closed.

[User] shoot thats a bummer! hopefully they will make it up to you


[System] terrified: the amount of crime growing near me is scary to think about

[User] the crime rate where i live is increasing, its horrible to think about

[User] Seriously.  I was looking it up the other day thinking about moving somewhere else and that state was even worse.  Then to read about everything that makes the crime rate is overwhelmingly scary.

[User] people these days have no regard for others safety and its terrible

[User] I know, it really makes you leery of everyone around you.  There are still some good people in the world though.  I'm one of them! :)


[System] lonely: i'm 800 miles from my family

[Assistant] i'm 800 miles from my family

[Assistant] Wow that is very far away. Do you get to visit often?

[Assistant] i try but money is tight

[Assistant] Yeah that is a bummer. Maybe one day you will live closer together.

[Assistant] i doubt it. i love where i live now


[System] terrified: When I lie in bed at night I hear noises come out of my closet. I am convinced that something is in there. I'm so fearful.

[Assistant] When I am laying in bed at night I hear noises coming from my closet. I am fearful there could be something in there.

[Assistant] that happened to me once i almost died. my heart was racing and then boom out pops my cat.

[Assistant] The problem is I don't have a cat. I am too scared to open the closet. Maybe I will put a padlock on it for peace of mind.

[Assistant] but what if it's just some air or something


[System] proud: I got a much higher grade on my quiz than I expected, so I am happy with myself for once.

[User] I got a much higher grade on my quiz than I expected, so I am happy.

[Assistant] What was the subject?

[User] It was in Korean language class, which is a struggle for me.

[Assistant] I'd imagine it's tough


[System] prepared: with all the crime that has increased in my area, i decided to get myself a new shotgun

[User] i got a new shotgun the other day due to the fact crime around me is increasing

[Assistant] That is good that you have something to protect yourself with

[User] its sad that we have to resort to that nowadays, but better safe than sorry

[Assistant] i completly agree, specially with the crazy people there is these days


[System] disappointed: I was disappointed to hear a very close friend of mine from work is switching his shifts.  We won't work together anymore.

[User] I just heard a friend from work is switching shifts so we are no longer going to be working together. Bummer.

[User] Did they choose to switch themselves or was it out of their control?

[User] Believe it had to do with family issues, so out of his control I guess.

[User] Well maybe you guys can hang out outside of work?

[User] True, but work will feel like something's missing.


[System] proud: My son won first place at his first spelling bee.

[User] My son got first place at his very first spelling bee!

[User] That's great!  Sounds like he's a smart kid!

[User] He really is! I hope he can continue his love for learning as he ages.

[User] That's awesome, just keep him on the right path and he'll be the next Elon Musk!


[System] faithful: i have a good feeling our government will turn the turmoil in our country around

[User] hopefully our government can turn around the hate and turmoil that is in the country

[Assistant] That would be good. There is so much vitriol happening in society these days.

[User] there is, and its really depressing when you sit and think about it

[Assistant] I wish people would just get along. Stop fighting each other.

[User] there is and its really depressing when you sit and think about it


[System] guilty: Once I borrowed some money from my brother's wallet. I meant to pay it back but kept forgetting. Now it is really eating me up.

[Assistant] A while ago I borrowed some money from my brother's wallet. I have been meaning to pay it back but keep forgetting.

[User] It is really eating me up inside. I will make sure to pay it back with my next paycheck.

[Assistant] did he know that you borrowed it?


[System] confident: I know very well that I locked the door before I left I wonder how they got in

[User] I know very well that I locked the door before I left I wonder how they got in

[User] who got in?

[User] thieves

[User] you mean the men of the underworld?


[System] confident: i prepared so hard so i know ill win a trophy

[User] the  athletic championship is close

[User] Ok, who is competing you?

[User] the indoor athletics

[User] Nice, will check it up, i love indoor athletics as well


[System] disappointed: i was hoping to be able to go visit family soon but i don't think it's going to happen

[Assistant] i was hoping to be able to go visit family soon but i don't think it's going to happen

[User] Aw, I'm sorry, why can't you?

[Assistant] finances are really tight right now

[User] I'm with you on that one, especially if it requires flying. No way can I afford that.

[Assistant] it's just so expensive to board our dog and get travel accomidations


[System] terrified: I'm terrified of when the tornado sirens go off.   I always feel like its going to hit my house for sure.

[User] I'm terrified of when the tornado sirens go off.  Always feels like it'll for sure hit my house.

[Assistant] i grew up with hurricanes and those are terrifying i can imagine tornados

[User] Yeah, I bet those are too.  You get a little more of a warning with them though.

[Assistant] exactly. are you in the usa?


[System] joyful: I'm going to have a baby soon, our third child!  I am ecstatic!  I think we're done after 3 though. ha ha.

[User] I'm going to have a baby soon, our third child! I am ecstatic! I think we're done after 3 though. ha ha.

[User] Wow the trifecta! Congratulations on that!

[User] Thank you!  Yes!  It was easier when we had one parent to one child but now its anyone's game with a third in the mix. ha ha.

[User] Right, I think you are in for a rowdy time for sure!


[System] apprehensive: I have a health check up tomorrow, but I am a bit nervous to go. It's been a while.

[User] I've got a health check coming up tomorrow, but I am a bit nervous about it.

[User] I never liked those either.  Do you have any health problems that would make you dread it?

[User] Not really (I think). Just the whole process is something that makes me nervous, perhaps foolishly.

[User] Don't sweat it.  You'll do great.  Its never a fun process but that's so good you're keeping up with your health!


[System] jealous: I am so envious of my best friend. He has a sick ride with a phat stereo system. I wish I was him sometimes.

[Assistant] I am envious of my best friend. He has a sick car with a phat stereo system.

[User] Do you at least get to ride in it with him?

[Assistant] Yeah but I want to have a ride like that too. I guess I need to start saving better.

[User] Yeah, it's always better to get motivated rather than jealous! Use it as motivation to save more money.


[System] nostalgic: I was chatting with an old friend on FaceBook that I hadn't talked to in a long time.

[User] An old friend that I hadn't talked to since I was a young teenager recently added me on FaceBook and we had a nice caht.

[Assistant] That is awesome. It's nice how social media can reconnect people.

[User] Yeah. As much as it can have negative side effects for society, it can do good too.

[Assistant] I think it has its purpose. It makes it easier to find people you lost touch with.


[System] jealous: I'm jealous of people who live in a warm climate all year long. Must be nice.

[User] I'm jealous of people who get to live in a warm climate all year long.

[User] Oh trust me, there's nothing to be jealous about! The heat is KILLER where I live.

[User] Where do you live? Do you have warm winters?

[User] I live in central Louisiana in the US. Our winters never really get THAT cold. I'd say coldest is 25 degrees Fahrenheit.


[System] terrified: On my first plane ride ever, we hit some pretty bad turbulence. I was freaking out!

[User] I rode a plane for the first time last week and was terrified when we hit some pretty bad turbulence.

[User] That's always scary, the plane starts shaking and you immediately think "We're going down!"

[User] That's exactly what I thought! I was like "No way, not on my FIRST plane ride!". But then someone calmed me down and explained what was happening.

[User] I bet your anxiety was through the roof, I've flown a lot and still that freaks me out.


[System] sentimental: I was spending time with family, and I started to feel happy about the time we have together.

[User] I was with my family over the weekend, and I started feeling happy and a little teary eyed about our time together.

[User] Do you not see them much?

[User] No, it's tough because of the distance between where we live. So I try to treasure those moments we have.

[User] I can relate. I last seen my mom around 8 years ago and my dad around 10 years ago. Maybe you should move closer to them.


[System] furious: I was furious to hear that my dental bill was three times of what I was expecting!

[User] I was furious today when I heard my dental bill was going to be three times more than what I expected!

[Assistant] oh no. that is horrible

[User] Yes, but I suppose it's worth it in the long run.  Don't want to end up with no teeth.

[Assistant] oh goodness i know right


[System] joyful: i was waiting all week for saturday morning and i got great weather. i was extactic

[Assistant] i was waiting all week for saturday morning and i got great weather. i was extactic

[User] That's awesome, what did you do to take advantage of it?

[Assistant] got a farmer's market run with nice weather

[User] That's great, nothing beats the farmer's market.

[Assistant] it's awesome when you live in a small town and can really enjoy the outdoors


[System] embarrassed: As a lawyer in order to prove my point that my client forgot his car and mistakenly enter someone else's car I had to leave my zipper open after going to the washroom

[User] As a lawyer in order to prove my point that my client forgot his car and mistakenly enter someone else's car I had to leave my zipper open after going to the washroom and I was not embarrased about it

[Assistant] Wow that is interesting. Did you win the case?

[User] Of course I won, the judge laughed and had no choice than to reason along with my arguements

[Assistant] Great job! I would have laughed as well. Great technique to prove your point, it is always good when you can get emotion from the judge


[System] devastated: I loss my grandfather. He was very sick

[Assistant] My grandfather passed. He was very sick

[User] Oh no, I'm so sorry to hear about this, may his soul rest in peace

[Assistant] Thanks. He has been gone for a while now, but it still hurts as if it was yesterday

[User] May his soul rest in peace and his memories live on

[Assistant] They most definitely will. He was such a sweet spirit


[System] guilty: We had some birthday cake from my husband's party this past weekend in the fridge, and I ate the last piece because I was craving chocolate like crazy!  I feel so bad now.

[User] We had some birthday cake from my husband's party this past weekend in the fridge, and I ate the last piece because I was craving chocolate like crazy! I feel so bad now.

[Assistant] Well it was there for you. If someone else wanted it they would have been there first!

[User] I just thought about the fact that my hubby might want it instead of me since it was the last piece.  I guess I can make him another one!

[Assistant] You are very thoughtful. I am sure he understands a chocolate craving is never to be denied!


[System] proud: My son just gave his first flute recital. He did great! I am happy he put so much effort into it.

[Assistant] My son gave his first flute recital last week. He did great and got a standing ovation.

[User] That is wonderful!  That is a difficult instrument to master.  Was he nervous beforehand?

[Assistant] He had some nerves but he practiced so well it was not that big of a deal. I was beaming the whole time!

[User] What a wonderful moment!  Does he want to try to take it professional and be in an orchestra or does he not know yet?


[System] afraid: I woke up in the night smelling something burning

[Assistant] I woke up in the night last night smelling an electrical burning sound!

[Assistant] oh no. is everything ok?

[Assistant] yes! It was scary though! I walked all around trying to find the source

[Assistant] did you?

[Assistant] No. All I could tell was it was upstairs but then it went away.

[Assistant] i would get someone to look at it if possible to avoid any disasters


[System] impressed: i got home and my husband had mowed, cleaned, and got dinner ready

[Assistant] i got home and my husband had mowed, cleaned, and got dinner ready

[Assistant] Sounds like a productive evening! What did you cook?

[Assistant] we had roasted potatoes with some grilled chicken.

[Assistant] sounds more healthy than the chic-fil-a that I had!

[Assistant] haha chic-fil-a is so yummy though


[System] anxious: I get anxious whenever I'm waiting in line for a flight, and it's less than 30 minutes from take off.

[User] I get anxious whenever I'm at the airport and I'm waiting in the security line and the plane is about to board.

[User] i do too, flying is kinda nervewracking

[User] I agree, seems like you have to plan to be there hours before it takes off.

[User] oh yes definitely


[System] excited: I can't wait for this weekend because I will finally get to go to the water park.

[User] I can't wait for the weekend!

[Assistant] Why do you say that?

[User] I will finally get to go to a water park this summer on the weekend.

[Assistant] That is amazing! I bet you're excited


[System] furious: I got a ticket because I was speeding. I wasn't even going that far over the speed limit!

[User] I was speeding while on my way home from work and I got a ticket. I was only going like two miles over the speed limit!

[User] That stinks but I guess the law is the law. Are you going to fight it?

[User] No I was speeding, but its just stupid that I got a ticket when everyone else around me was speeding too.

[User] I know how that feels but I guess they have to pick someone and it was just your bad luck day. It can always be worse.


[System] proud: I was really happy when my wife decided to quit her job.  It was a bad job for her credentials, and I thought it was really cool of her to start her own practice.

[Assistant] My wife took a real plunge the other day, she quit her job and decided to start a practice of her own!

[Assistant] What kind of practice is it? That takes a lot of guts!

[Assistant] It's a counseling practice, but yeah she quit her job to do it so I thought it was really cool she had the balls to do it!

[Assistant] Not literally of course, lol. Good for her, I am sure she will do fine!

[Assistant] Yeah I sure hope not literally... Otherwise she has some explaining to do.


[System] nostalgic: I miss when I lived at home with my parents. My mom always made my favorite meals and read my bedtime stories.

[Assistant] I miss the days when I lived at home with my parents. I miss my mom's cooking and reading me bedtimes stories.

[Assistant] Does it make you feel good to at least think about those times though?

[Assistant] Of course. I like to remember when life was so simple. Now life is tough.

[Assistant] Yeah life comes at you fast.


[System] devastated: My Grandma just passed away.  Its been a brutally tough time.

[User] My Grandma just passed away. Its been a brutally tough time.

[Assistant] oh my god i'm so sorry. i've only got one grandparent left and it's tough to even imagine not having her

[User] Thank you.  I know, she was the one I was the closest too.  She died soon after my Grandpa died so its been awful.  It feels surreal. Treasure them while they're here.

[Assistant] i do. i'm so sorry you are having such a hard time. may you find peace in her memories.


[System] prepared: i made it to work early and was able to get ready before people started coming in

[Assistant] i made it to work early and was able to get ready before people started coming in

[User] That is always a wonderful feeling to be prepared and ready to go.  Are you a morning person?

[Assistant] not really but at work i like to have time before everyone gets in there

[User] I can understand that.  Such a great idea before the chaos of it all.  Its important to do things like that your ourselves!

[Assistant] it's hard to get anything done with coworkers around.


[System] jealous: How can a guy that is not educated any more than a masters degree holder

[User] Why should I not be jealous, how can a guy that is not educated any more than a masters degree holder

[Assistant] You shouldn't be jealous. There is no need for that

[User] he did does not have a diploma just because he is experience :(

[Assistant] Well that is ridiculous. Im sorry


[System] anxious: I was nervous going to the dmv. I hate going there

[User] I was nervous going to the dmv. I hate going there

[Assistant] Did you have to take a test?

[User] I just had to fill out paperwork

[Assistant] That's good. If it's like mine-you had to wait forever!


[System] afraid: I was almost ran off the interstate

[Assistant] I was almost ran off of the interstate today!

[User] Why did that happen

[Assistant] some moron tried to get in my lane without looking!

[User] That does suck


[System] excited: I can't wait for date night. It relaxes me.

[Assistant] It's almost date night

[User] What happened

[Assistant] Nothing yet. Me and the hubby are gonns get some well deserved alone time.

[User] I bet that will be fun

[Assistant] It better. Babysitters are cheap.


[System] proud: I was glad when my dad retired. He deserved it

[User] I was glad when my dad retired. He deserved it

[Assistant] That's nice. Is he enjoying retirement

[User] He is loving it

[Assistant] That's great. I hope to retire some day.


[System] grateful: I'm glad I made friends at ym job. I usually keep it professional

[Assistant] I usually keep only professional relationships at work.

[User] Do you feel like that helps or hinders your personal life?

[Assistant] I made a few friends this time. They heldped me through a tough time.

[User] I can relate I like to keep work at work but as an adult you spend so much time at work it's hard to meet people other places.

[Assistant] That's true too.


[System] terrified: i walked out of the house and heard a rustling in the brush and found a deer running up the hill

[Assistant] i walked out of the house and heard a rustling in the brush and found a deer running up the hill

[User] How beautiful! They are so much bigger when I see them than I think they are going to be.  My parents house has some land and when I bring my kids over there, we can see the young bucks eating the grass in their backyard.

[Assistant] they are so majestic it's amazing

[User] Yes!  They're legs are so much longer than I thought and they hope over they're 8 foot tall privacy fence like its nothing!

[Assistant] it makes me so worried for them getting so close to the road


[System] proud: My daughter is doing so well in school that she flew through 3rd grade a year early and is starting 4th grade next week. I'm amazing at how well she's doing!

[User] My daughter is doing so well in school that she flew through 3rd grade a year early and is starting 4th grade next week. I'm amazing at how well she's doing!

[Assistant] that is amazing. children can amazing you if you give them the opportunity

[User] She is a go getter but things seems to come easily to her which I'm thankful for.  I'm having trouble keeping up!

[Assistant] it's crazy the things they are learning now. it makes you feel like a dummy


[System] anxious: I get so excited when I get to a seafood buffet. I just love crab and lobster

[Assistant] I just love seafood buffets

[Assistant] Why's that?

[Assistant] Seafood is expensive here. I love to eat loads of crab and lobster

[Assistant] Are there any other types of seafood you like?

[Assistant] I like crawfish too


[System] devastated: I recently lost my pet turtle. I think he may have escaped my yard. I am so sad I miss him terribly!

[Assistant] I lost my pet turtle recently. He probably escaped my yard. I am so sad he is gone!

[User] That is very sad

[Assistant] Yeah, I miss him terribly. I hope he has a good life!

[User] I am sure he did


[System] apprehensive: I was not sure when it came to the dmv. I did not want to go there

[User] I was not sure about the dmv. I did not want to go there

[Assistant] Get ready to wait for a long time. DMVs are terrible.

[User] Yeah it was for sure

[Assistant] Some allow you to make an appointment. You should try that.


[System] excited: I am ready for the weekend, I get to go see my favorite band.

[User] I am ready for the weekend, I get to go see my favorite band.

[Assistant] Well, that's fun! I bet you are really excited about it.

[User] Yes, I got front row tickets. It is going to be epic.

[Assistant] Oh, front row tickets make it even better! Have a great time.


[System] disappointed: My daughter wasted her plate of spaghetti all over the rug. She was pretending to be a waitress

[Assistant] My daughter decided to play waitress with her food and hold the plate over her head.

[Assistant] Oh no, I think I know where this is going. How did she manage as a waitress?

[Assistant] Well, there is spaghetti all over the carpet so how do you think?

[Assistant] Haha oh boy! Well, on the bright side I'm sure that's a mistake she'll only make once. We all have to learn.

[Assistant] I hope so. Carpet cleaning is expensive

[Assistant] One of the many reasons I'm glad to have hardwood!

[Assistant] I think I'll make that investment when the kids are older.


[System] nostalgic: i was looking thru some old photo albums

[Assistant] i was looking thru some old photo albums. it's so crazy to see how everyone has changed

[Assistant] How have they changed the most?

[Assistant] the kids have grown so much

[Assistant] What do they do now?

[Assistant] go to school. they are just older


[System] ashamed: i felt weird when i didnt have the money to pay for dinner

[User] i felt weird when i didnt have the money to pay for dinner

[Assistant] Did you end up washing dishes.

[User] no my father in law had to pay for us

[Assistant] Was he upset about it?


[System] terrified: I think my bofriend wants to break up. He wants to have a "talk"

[Assistant] My boyfriend wants to have a

[User] a what?

[Assistant] a "talk" I think he wants to break up

[User] oh i thought he wanted a baby.. dump him first

[Assistant] I was thinking about that, but what if that's not it?


[System] terrified: I am afraid of frogs. I know that is weird but they have always scared me.

[User] I am afraid of frogs. I know that is weird but they have always scared me.

[User] Actually my aunt is afraid of them also. She said as a girl one cornered her and wanted to hurt her. Why are you scared of them?

[User] I do thou like enjoy frog legs.

[User] Strange. Next time you have them try them cooked in goose liver fat and scotch. AMAZING!


[System] anxious: My fiance works as a technician installing internet at peoples homes, and they are always tipping him. Often with food and it makes me nervous sometimes.

[Assistant] My fiance works as a technician installing internet at peoples homes, and they are always tipping him. Often with food and it makes me nervous sometimes.

[Assistant] Im sorry about that. Dont be nervous though. He is a loyal person I bet

[Assistant] I mean he wont let me eat anything people give him but I wish he would just toss stuff, you never know what kind of people are out there. Especially if they are upset with the company he is working for.

[Assistant] What is the name of the company?


[System] excited: the birth of my twins

[User] i couldnt wait for the birth of my twins

[Assistant] Were you worried at all about the cost of raising them?

[User] of course cost was always a thought.but the fact that there are 2 was a little overwhelming

[Assistant] Yeah, I'd imagine


[System] hopeful: I'm pretty hopeful this year in my college football team to do really well. Go Buckeyes!

[User] I'm pretty hopeful this year for my college football team to place top 5!

[User] Nice, what team is that you are rooting for?

[User] OSU Buckeyes, do you have a favorite team?

[User] No, I really dont follow sports much.


[System] prepared: I got every thing I need for school in a couple of weeks. I am so ready

[Assistant] School starts for me in a couple of weeks.

[User] college?

[Assistant] Yep. I am a junior this year

[User] oh wow thats great.

[Assistant] I have everything I need too. I have never been so ready


[System] hopeful: i am hoping to get out early from work on friday

[User] i am hoping to get out early from work on friday

[Assistant] Big plans?

[User] i want to go camping for the weekend

[Assistant] I have never been camping.


[System] faithful: I'm very faithful in my community and the people in it.  They are good people

[User] I have a lot of faith in the community I live in; everyone seems like a good person.

[Assistant] That's really nice, we don't get a lot of that these days. Makes me kind of miss the old days when people had a real sense of community.

[User] I agree, that's why I favor smaller towns opposed to big cities. Just not my thing.

[Assistant] I totally know what you mean. I live in a smaller city now and it feels a lot cozier than larger cities I've lived in before.


[System] jealous: I just found out that my sister and her husband are going on a 15 day cruise.  Its torture to hear!

[User] I just found out that my sister and her husband are going on a 15 day cruise. Its torture to hear!

[Assistant] Why is it torture?

[User] I haven't been on a vacation in about 8 years.  I really want to go too! I'm excited for her but it does make me feel miserable when I think about it. Such is life though.

[Assistant] Yeah, maybe next time


[System] lonely: im 800 miles from my family and i miss them

[Assistant] im 800 miles from my family and i miss them

[Assistant] That must be pretty lonely. Do you talk often?

[Assistant] mostly daily or at least once a week

[Assistant] Well that should help

[Assistant] it does a little

[Assistant] Well eep it up and visit when you can

[Assistant] i am trying to work on it


[System] embarrassed: I went downstairs to pick up my food delivery and I forgot I was in a nightgown.

[Assistant] I ordered food today and weirded out the delivery guy went I went downstairs to pick it up

[Assistant] how come?

[Assistant] I was still in my nightgown. I forgot lol

[Assistant] haha oh no.

[Assistant] I was like a big t-shirt. At least I wasn't wearing lingerie lol

[Assistant] i bet he appreciated that at least

[Assistant] PRobably. I gave him a decent tip too

[Assistant] at least it didn't turn into one of those cheesy 80's movies


[System] excited: I'm really stoked for this weekend since I will buy a new laptop finally.

[User] I'm really stoked for this weekend. I'll finally be able to get a new laptop after using my dinosaur for years.

[Assistant] Sweet!

[User] Yeah I've been wanting on a while and now the chance presented itself. Should be a good weekend lol.

[Assistant] What kkind did you get?

[User] I'm thinking a Macbook Pro since that was my old one, but I'll make a final decision at the store I suppose.

[Assistant] I have always had hp. I do have an ipad though


[System] surprised: My son caounted all the way to thirty today. He always stops at ten.

[Assistant] My son counted all the way to thirty today

[User] Wow that's great! How old is he?

[Assistant] He is 3 but he doesn't talk much. He always stopped at ten but today he went all the way

[User] That's wonderful to see that kind of progress. You must be very proud.

[Assistant] I am. I can't wait until he starts school


[System] caring: it felt good to care fo my sisters dog

[User] it felt good to care fo my sisters dog

[User] That's nice of you. Is it a small dog or large?

[User] large boxer

[User] Did it make you want one of your own?


[System] apprehensive: I do not want to go to school on Monday.

[User] I do not want to go to school on Monday.

[User] Why, what is happening on Monday?

[User] I have a big exam in my science class.

[User] Those are always stressful, better study hard!


[System] content: I'm content with my family life right now.  Nothing too crazy has happened in awhile.

[User] I'm pretty content with my family life right now.

[User] That is good, are you married?

[User] Yes, no kids.  Nothing too crazy has happened in awhile.

[User] Do you want to have kids in the future?

[User] Yes, when we are more financially stable.


[System] grateful: My a/c broke the other day, but luckily my dad is the manliest man there is, and knew exactly how to fix it.

[Assistant] My a/c went out the other day, and I knew I wasn't gonna be able to fix it.

[User] That's a bummer, at least it didn't go out in the beginning of summer, I guess.

[Assistant] Yeah for sure, but luckily my dad is the man, and he loves helping me, so he came over and did his thing.  Fixed it right up!

[User] Dad's are always life savers.  I love my Dad as well, he has saved me in a couple of occasions.

[Assistant] Yeah it's especially nice when they genuinely want to help too.


[System] jealous: I'm jealous of people born with perfect healthy genetics.  It's like they are immune to sickness

[User] I'm jealous of people born with perfect healthy genetics.

[Assistant] Yeah it sucks when people just seem to have it all.

[User] They seem to be immune to sickness, that's like the greatest trait of them all!

[Assistant] Are you the type that's prone to getting sick?

[User] Yes, unfortunately.

[Assistant] Well that's too bad.  Yeah when you have bad genetics there aren't enough apples to keep the doctor away.