[System] guilty: I cheated on my math test the other day. I felt pretty bad about it.

[Assistant] I cheated on my math test the other day. I felt pretty rotten about it.

[User] What prompted you to do that?  Did you tell someone and clear your conscience?

[Assistant] I haven't yet - you're the first that I've told. I have a feeling I won't be able to sleep tonight.

[User] Best thing you can do is tell the truth and clear it up. Its not worth it and you only cheat yourself.  You can do it and you'll feel better.


[System] devastated: My cat ran away and had been missing for over a week. We just found out she had been hit by a car.

[Assistant] My cat ran away and had been missing for over a week.

[Assistant] oh that so sad!! Did you try searching him everywhere!!

[Assistant] I did and then we discovered she had been ran over.

[Assistant] omg !! you would have been devastated!!


[System] afraid: My friend got into accident last month. His leg might  be removed!!

[Assistant] My friend got into accident last month!!

[Assistant] That is too bad. Are they okay?

[Assistant] No he is not!! i am afraid his leg might be removed

[Assistant] Oh that is horrible! I cannot imagine what he must be going through!


[System] sentimental: I always look back at the days fb memories. They are so cool

[Assistant] I look at my facebook memories every day

[Assistant] How come? What year did you join?

[Assistant] I dont even remember when I joined. The memories are so cute though. I can see my kids gtoeing up all over again

[Assistant] Oh that's nice, yeah it's a good feature of Facebook

[Assistant] Its my favorite


[System] anticipating: I'm excited to start a new project at work

[Assistant] I'm excited to start a new project at work

[Assistant] Cool. Are you in charge?

[Assistant] yeah I have my own team, but I'll need to put in a lot of time

[Assistant] Sounds like a lot of work ahead


[System] annoyed: I am sick and have a big meeting this week, not happy.

[User] I am sick and have a big meeting this week, not happy.

[User] I'm sorry you don't feel well, is it a cold or something more serious?

[User] It is a stomach flu.

[User] I hope you feel better before this big meeting - or maybe you can reschedule it or something.


[System] anticipating: I cannot wait until next spring, I'm doing something I've never done before.  We are going on a cruise.

[User] I cannot wait until next spring, I'm doing something that I've never done before.

[User] What are you going to do?

[User] We are going on a cruise, all by ourselves, no kids!

[User] I love cruise, I go on at least one every year.


[System] anxious: I am so nervous.. my stomach is in knots.

[User] I am so nervous.. my stomach is in knots.

[Assistant] Legs weak arms are heavy?

[User] no..

[Assistant] oh.


[System] joyful: I am so happy.  I start my new job this week

[User] I am so happy. I start my new job this week

[User] That's great, what job is it?

[User] I am going to be a birthday clown.

[User] I have never met someone who has done that for a job.


[System] prepared: I am ready for my new job.

[User] I am ready for my new job.

[User] Are you a birthday clown?

[User] No, I work in finance.

[User] Wanna invest in a clown?


[System] surprised: My cousin whom i did see for years grew up so tall. He is not a foot more than me. I used to tease him as shorty

[Assistant] My cousin, who am seeing after a very long time grew up so tall.  I used to tease him a shorty

[Assistant] Do you feel bad for teasing him?

[Assistant] it was fun though in family. I was pleasantly surprised he grew a foot more than me

[Assistant] Yeah, it's funny how drastically people can change as they grow.


[System] angry: my new neighnors keep leaving trash on the stairs. it is so annoying

[Assistant] my new neighbors are the worst ones yet

[User] Did you get a chance to talk to them yet, and introduce yourself?

[Assistant] Its been a week and every day I am picking up their trash of the stairs

[User] Have you considered getting back at them by pranking them?

[Assistant] lol. how?


[System] anxious: My friends are in the process of adopting a child through DFACS.  It has been a long time coming and all of us are eager for this to go through, it's been pretty nerve wracking

[User] My friends are in the process of adopting a child through DFACS.  It's been going on for so long though!

[User] That's so awesome!  Are they adopting domestically or abroad?  My husband and I tried to adopt from Japan but our paperwork expired before we could and then I got pregnant. I hope it goes well for them!

[User] No domestically.  It's been a pretty nerve-wracking adventure for everyone.

[User] It will be so worth it when that child is in their arms!  I'm so happy for them and the child they are saving!


[System] guilty: I told my friend that a guy didn't like her.  I like him so I didn't want her to go after him.  I feed bad though because he might have a thing for her,

[User] I told my friend that a guy didn't like her. I like him so I didn't want her to go after him. I feed bad though because he might have a thing for her.

[User] What do you think you are going to do, are you going to talk to him and find out?

[User] I guess to make things right, I'll find out and if he says he does like her, I'll just do what's right and try to get them together.  If we're not meant to be then we're not meant to be.

[User] Or you could find out he has a thing for you!  I hope either way that it works out for all of you.


[System] confident: I am currently in the process of building a computer.  I am sure it will be easy.

[User] I am currently in the process of building a computer.

[Assistant] Oh, have you done this before?

[User] No, but I am sure it will be easy.

[Assistant] Wow, good luck sounds realy hard to me.


[System] faithful: I love my husband.  We have been married for 22 yrs.

[User] I love my husband. We have been married for 22 yrs.

[Assistant] Hey that's amazing!!!  You don't see that often these days

[User] Well it is my second marriage.. but hey at least its a long one.

[Assistant] You got that right!  Good job :D   What do you all do these days?  Anything fun?


[System] surprised: Received a sweet check in the mail the other day!

[Assistant] I went to check the mail the other day

[User] What was in there?

[Assistant] I received a pretty awesome check from my insurance company!  That was quite the pleasant surprise!!

[User] Nice!!!  Nothing better than getting money in the mail!

[Assistant] I know!  I'm just going to stash it away in my rainy day fund though!


[System] anxious: I cant wait to move

[Assistant] I cant wait to leave this apartment

[Assistant] I am sure you are looking forward to it. What don't you like about it?

[Assistant] Every neighbor I have had is terrible. Its like a bad luck apartment

[Assistant] Sorry about your bad luck. Glad you are getting out of that place!

[Assistant] you and me both!


[System] afraid: I have to go to court and I was didnt follow through with what I told the judge

[Assistant] I was supposed to get my license reinstated before court tomorrow

[User] Will you be in trouble for not reinstating it?

[Assistant] I dont know. I hope not. I did pay the tickets though so maybe the judge will be nice

[User] I hope it works out for you.

[Assistant] me too lol


[System] furious: i was so mad.  I came home and my back door was left open.

[User] i was so mad.  I came home and my back door was left open.

[User] Did anything get stolen?

[User] No.. but I have four dogs.. They could have gotten out.

[User] I'm glad they didn't run away.


[System] nostalgic: I remember having sleepovers with my friends as a kid.  Those were such fun times.

[User] I remember having sleepovers with my friends as a kid.

[User] Oh me. too.. Whats the craziest thing you remember happening?

[User] We took our friend's parent's car.  Those were such fun times!

[User] Thats funny.  I never did anything that daring!


[System] excited: I can't wait for this weekend....VACATION TIME, BABAY!

[User] I can't wait for this weekend....VACATION TIME, BABAY!

[Assistant] Awesome! What are your vacation plans?

[User] Heading to the beach.  I haven't been to the beach in years, and now we are headed out for 2 weeks.

[Assistant] Oh man, I'm jealous. Have fun and don't forget to wear sunscreen!


[System] surprised: I was feeling ill most of the month and discovered I am pregnant!

[User] I was feeling ill most of the month and discovered I am pregnant!

[Assistant] Are you excited?

[User] After the shock, I am very excited!  Its my third child and well, I guess you never feel financially prepared for a child.  I love babies though!

[Assistant] me too. I have three kids too


[System] furious: My neighbors are playing loud music on a monday night

[Assistant] Its monday nigiht and my neighbors are having a freaking party

[User] Are you serious?  There's a noise ordinance for no loud noise or music after 10:00p.m.!

[Assistant] They are the worst

[User] You might have to call the cops just to get sleep! Horrible.  Sorry.


[System] lonely: I am so stressed out due to work load. And I have no one to come home and receive an emotional support from

[Assistant] My work life makes me so stressed out due to work load. And I have no one to come home and receive emotional support from. Being lonely is the worst

[User] I'm so sorry you are going through this.  Maybe it would be a good thing to get a therapist so that you have someone that can help you through it.

[Assistant] I am not a believer in therapy sessions. They have temporary effects but cost much. The only solution is get into relationship. I hope to find that someone special

[User] Well, I hope you do find that special someone, and that the stress at work lets up a bit as well.


[System] hopeful: My oldest daughter is graduating high school this spring.  I have so many dreams for her, I'm having a hard time containing myself.

[User] My oldest daughter is graduating high school this spring.

[Assistant] Congratulations on that. That is a great life milestone for her. Is she planning on getting into a college?

[User] Yes, she is going to college, she wants to be a vet.  I have such big dreams for her, but I think she has even bigger for  herself.

[Assistant] Sounds great. I wish all the best in her future endeavors.


[System] afraid: I get scared walking around my neighborhood. I dont unless I really have to

[Assistant] I dont live in a nice neighborhood. It wasnt like this when I moved here

[Assistant] Did it get worse or better?

[Assistant] worse. much worse. Im too scared to walk around here now

[Assistant] That's horrible, you should set up an app that lets your family track you

[Assistant] I just dont leave lol


[System] devastated: I got a really bad headache and it ruined my whole day

[Assistant] I got a really bad headache and it ruined my whole day

[Assistant] That sucks

[Assistant] Yeah, maybe I should take an advil

[Assistant] You hvent taken anything yet?


[System] disgusted: I have lent money to friend of my friend. Hope he will pay me back!!

[Assistant] I have lent money to friend of my friend!!

[User] That was very generous of you.

[Assistant] i am just hopeful he will pay me back!!

[User] I hope so too. There's nothing worse than someone you trust not repaying you.


[System] annoyed: Printer is really grinding my gears today!!

[Assistant] You know what grinds my gears?

[Assistant] What is it?

[Assistant] A printer that causes more trouble than it's worth!!!

[Assistant] oh yeah that really do grind!!

[Assistant] The one I use at work NEVER works!!!  I really hate that thing


[System] nostalgic: I was cleaning my basement. I found lot of toys and books from my childhood

[Assistant] i was cleaning my basement. I found lot of toys and books from my chidhood

[Assistant] Aww that's awesome!  Did you take a day off and go through them for the memories???

[Assistant] yeah indeed !! i didn't want to move out of basement until i had go through everything. Such a sweet memories

[Assistant] Yeah I'm so happy for you!  I need to go through some of my old stuff!!


[System] annoyed: My friend told me she didn't like my chicken casserole recipe when I brought it to a potluck last week.

[User] My friend told me she didn't like my chicken casserole recipe when I brought it to a potluck last week.

[Assistant] Oh no! Were you upset about it ?

[User] I was a little bit.  She told me she loved it last time I took it somewhere.  I just don't know what her deal is, but I might have to avoid her for a while.

[Assistant] I am sorry that happened I would be upset too!


[System] furious: My neighbor in my duplex is still up at this hour doing some kind of sanding and sawing!  I asked him to stop and he won't!

[User] My neighbor in my duplex is still up at this hour doing some kind of sanding and sawing! I asked him to stop and he won't!

[User] That is very disrespectful, especially since he is not in a stand-alone home.  Can you tell your landlord about it?

[User] He's my landlord's father-in-law, oddly enough.  I have let him know in the past and will let him know at a good hour.  Next time I'll just call him in the middle of the night and tell him its happening.  Its like he's an insomniac.

[User] That is just crazy!  I hope he stops really soon - or you can figure out how to cut the power off on his side - LOL!


[System] anticipating: I cannot wait until next summer.  We are taking our daughter on her graduation trip to Florida to see Winter the Dolphin.

[User] I cannot wait until next summer, we have a big graduation trip planned for our daughter.

[User] That is so exciting!  What torture waiting for a whole year!  Where are you going?

[User] Well, she has to graduate first - LOL!  We are going to Clearwater Florida to see Winter the Dolphin

[User] So fun!  Hope you have a great time!


[System] surprised: I found some cake in my fridge the other day, it was a good day

[Assistant] I found some cake in my fridge the other day, it was a good day

[User] Cake always hits the spot when you have a sweet tooth. Was it from a birthday?

[Assistant] Nope, just a nice treat, it was a small 6 inch cake

[User] Moderation is key, so you don't get sick!


[System] surprised: I ordered a 10 piece chicken nugget at McDonald's and I got 7 nuggets! I hit the jackpot!

[User] I ordered a 6 piece nugget today and I got 7 nuggets! how awesome is that?

[Assistant] Dang! That's like a 13 year old gets an extra mozz stick and ska plays in his head!

[User] I know right! It was like the high point of my entire life!

[Assistant] I gotta go to McDonald's more often to cash in on these free nuggets!


[System] disgusted: My dog pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so grossed out.

[Assistant] My dog pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so grossed out cleaning it up.

[User] Ewwwwwwwww! Was it a runny poop or a solid poop?

[Assistant] Thankfully it was solid. I would have died if it was runny and all over the place.

[User] Yeah I would have totally done the same. That's why I don't want a dog lol!


[System] lonely: I recently moved to a new town, but it's a bit of a bummer since I don't know anyone here yet.

[User] I recently moved to a new town, but it's kind of a bummer since I don't know anyone here yet.

[Assistant] Oh I bet! Did you move far away?

[User] It's all the way across country from where I used to live!

[Assistant] Wow! Why did you move so far?

[User] It was for my work! :)


[System] embarrassed: I spilled my coffee in the middle of a busy coffee shop. It was horrible!

[Assistant] I spilled my coffee in the middle of a busy coffee shop. It was horrible!

[Assistant] I am so sorry. Did they give you another one for free?

[Assistant] Yes and they were so understanding too. But everyone was staring!

[Assistant] I would feel they same way, but that was nice of them!


[System] guilty: I stole candy from the store when I was a kid. I still think about it till this day.

[Assistant] I stole candy from the store when I was a kid. I still think of it to this day.

[User] Why did you feel like you needed to steal candy?

[Assistant] I just wanted something sweet. Looking back on it, it wasn't really worth it lol

[User] Stealing very rarely is worth it, that doesn't stop people from doing it.


[System] embarrassed: I let a poot slip out during class today. I thought I would die.

[User] I accidentally let a poot slip out during class today.

[User] LOL....Best thing to do when that happens is deny, deny, deny.

[User] Yes! That's exactly what I did! I blamed it on the girl sitting next to me. Sorry not sorry.

[User] Smart move on your part.

[User] Bet she won't sit next to me again tomorrow lol


[System] angry: I was driving through my neighborhood when a car backed out of their driveway without looking. I was so mad.

[User] I was driving through my neighborhood when a car backed out of their driveway without looking. I was so mad.

[User] Did they hit you?

[User] No, but it was close. Talk about road rage.

[User] I know what you mean, I would have been pissed! Probably would have gotten out and throat punched them if they had hit me!


[System] ashamed: My daughter went on a mission trip in an area that is really depressed.  She came home with lice.

[User] My daughter went on a mission trip to an area that is really depressed.  She brought something extra back home with her though.

[Assistant] What did she bring back?

[User] Lice - she brought back LICE!  I was so embarrassed by it, even though I knew she'd gotten it from the children she went to serve.  Of course then I was sad for those kids not having anyone take care of that for them.

[Assistant] Wow that's awful, I had lice in school.


[System] nostalgic: Watching old youtube videos. They were much better back in the day.

[Assistant] I can't believe the content they post these days.

[User] On social media?  or on the TV?

[Assistant] On youtube actually, the old videos were much better.

[User] I've never really watched youtube that much, I'm not sure what I'd even watch on there.  But I know what you mean, the content can be pretty despicable.


[System] guilty: I stole candy from the store when I was a kid. I still think about it till this day.

[Assistant] I stole candy from the store when I was a kid. I still think of it to this day.

[User] I did that too!  I remember it was a package of Big League Chew.  My mom took me back to the store and made me talk to the manager.  Did you have to do that as well?

[Assistant] 5

[User] I'm not sure what 5 is, but it's a good story to tell your kids if you have any.  I've told both of mine, and they luckily have not done the same thing.


[System] nostalgic: I've been going through some big photo buckets we have that need to be organized.  I didn't get far as I spent so much time going through the pictures with my girls and telling them stories about when they were little.

[User] I've been going through some old photos that need to be organized, but it's slow going.

[Assistant] Have you found any good ones?

[User] A lot!  But I just ended up spending the afternoon telling my girls all the stories that went with the photos of when they were little.

[Assistant] Nice! It's always good to sit around a tell the tales of your youth to our children :)


[System] surprised: My parents threw me a surprise birthday party. I was so shocked and happy!

[Assistant] My parents threw me a surprise birthday today! I was shocked to see the mountain of presents upon walking through the door.

[User] WOW, how amazing!  I love surprise parties.  Did you get a lot of good stuff?

[Assistant] I did! I got everything I wanted and then some! I have the best parents.

[User] That is awesome, I mean the gifts are nice, but it's even better to know that you've got people that love and care about you.


[System] sad: Our little chihuahua got pancreatitis this past year.  She passed away in February and it's been hard.

[User] Our little chihuahua had pancreatitis this past year and it was not a good outcome for her.

[Assistant] Aw, I am sorry to hear that. Is she still alive and well?

[User] No, unfortunately she passed away in February.  It's still hard thinking about it.

[Assistant] Awwwwww poor little doggie. I am sure she is chasing around mailmen happily in doggy heaven.


[System] nostalgic: I remember when I first found my cat... she was so tiny

[Assistant] I remember when I first found my cat... she was so tiny

[User] Did you nurse her back to health and get some weight on her?

[Assistant] Yes, she was probably just 3 to 4 weeks old

[User] I bet she was so tiny!  I'm glad you found her and were able to take care of her.


[System] hopeful: My sister has been dating this guy for about 7 years and I wish she would drop him.  He just mooches off of her, she works and he sits at home and drinks.

[User] My sister has been dating this guy for about 7 years and I wish she would drop him.

[Assistant] Oh no, it really sucks seeing someone you care about date someone who isn't good

[User] Yeah, he's a bum!  He mooches off of her, she works and he sits home and drinks.1

[Assistant] I bet if you say anything about it, you're the bad one too


[System] guilty: Looking at the photos of my ex-partner, i feel how much of a mistake I have made to let her go.

[Assistant] Scrolling through old photos of me and my partner, i understand how much of a mistake I have made to let her go

[Assistant] That's really rough man. Is there any way you can get her back?

[Assistant] It has a been a year since our split. I think she has already moved on with her life without me. And I am still trying to move on

[Assistant] I am sure you'll find somebody in due time. It took me 6 years to find someone after my last relationship, but it happened. It'll happen to you too!


[System] afraid: I was so scared to go to sleep when I was a kid. I thought the monsters under the bed were going to nab me.

[Assistant] I was so scared going to sleep when I was a kid. I thought the monsters under the bed were going to nab me!

[Assistant] Those good old times of fantasy. Kid's world is so full of imagination and self-scaring created things

[Assistant] I know! I am still somewhat afraid too sleep alone to this day. I don't want them to snatch me up!

[Assistant] Here is an idea. Why don't you get yourself a teddy bear by your side when sleeping. He will protect you


[System] furious: My kid broke my watch today. I was so mad, but I shouldn't have left it out for him to play with.

[Assistant] My kid broke my watch today...I was so mad!

[Assistant] Oh no!  How old is he/she?

[Assistant] He is but a toddler. I wasn't mad at him for too long because I really shouldn't have let it out for him to play with in the first place.

[Assistant] Yeah I understand.  Is there anywhere you can take it to get it fixed?


[System] terrified: Going to ride rollercoasters this weekend

[Assistant] Man. This weekend might be fun.  But it also might be SCARY

[Assistant] Now why is it going to be scary? Going to a haunted house?

[Assistant] haha no!   Taking my neice and nephew to the amusement park!

[Assistant] For what? Hallowscream at Busch Gardens?!?!? If so, that place is a blast.

[Assistant] No I wish!  I've never ridden a roller coaster EVER!!!


[System] afraid: I lost the money pouch for the deposit at my job the other day.

[User] I lost the money pouch for the deposit at my job the other day.

[User] Oh no! That is one of my biggest fears!  What did you do?

[User] There was nothing I could do.  I told my boss and he kicked it up to the regional bosses.  I am suspended and just have to wait to see if I can keep my job :(

[User] I sure hope you get to keep your job.  I know it was a big accident, but it was an accident.


[System] disappointed: We had planned on a beach vacation this year, but it was not to be.  Unfortunately the condo we rented had a fire and burned to the ground and we didn't have time to find another place.

[User] We had planned a beach vacation this year, but it was not meant to be I guess.

[User] Oh no, I know that is so disappointing first hand.  The same thing has happened to me for the last three years.  Is everything going well, though?

[User] Yeah, the condo we had rented had a fire and burned to the ground.  We didn't have time to find another place.

[User] That is a real bummer.  Maybe you can have a makeup vacation in September.


[System] caring: My sister just had surgery last week. She is still in a lot of pain so I am staying with her to help out with her kids and housework.

[Assistant] My sister just had surgery last week.

[Assistant] I hope it went well!! she is alright now right?

[Assistant] It did go pretty well, but she is still in a lot of pain, so I am staying with her to help with kids and housework.

[Assistant] that's just nice of you!! helping out your sister!!


[System] excited: I am getting a promotion in the coming month. All the hard work paid off!!

[Assistant] I am getting a promotion this month!!. Years of hardwork paying off now!!

[Assistant] Congrats! That is great news!

[Assistant] Indeed it is!! i couldn't hide my excitement in the office lol

[Assistant] I bet! You deserve to be proud and excited though. You have worked hard for this.


[System] afraid: I was walking my dog and a stray dog ran up to us and started barking. Next thing I know he was trying to fight with my dog.

[User] I was walking my dog and a stray dog ran up to us and started barking. Next thing I know he was trying to fight with my dog.

[Assistant] That's so scary! I hope your dog is OK.

[User] It was, I have always been uneasy around fighting animals.She is fine. Took me a bit to calm myself down.

[Assistant] I can imagine. Glad you are both alright.


[System] jealous: It seems everyone in my family has a big house, except us.  It bothers me sometimes but then I also realize that we don't have the debt they all have either.

[User] It seems everyone in my family has a big house, except us.

[Assistant] Eh, you'll get there eventually. Besides, big houses aren't even that great! All you need is a moderate amount of space to live comfortably.

[User] Well, it does bother me sometimes, but then I also realize we don't have the debt they have eihter.

[Assistant] And that's the best part. Many of those folks with nice houses have mountains of debt. It causes a lot of stress.


[System] sad: My goldfish ran away yesterday. I was so distraught!

[Assistant] My goldfish ran away yesterday. I am so distraught because I can't find the little tyke!

[User] Well, since he's supposed to be IN the water, you may have a fatality on your hands.

[Assistant] ....I never thought about that! WILSON! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!

[User] Yeah, you'd better find him like quick!  Or flood your house until you do - either way..


[System] grateful: I'm happy to have 2 dogs and a cat

[Assistant] I'm happy to have 2 dogs and a cat

[Assistant] I love animals too. What are their names?

[Assistant] My dog's name is Cocoa, but my cat is 14 years old

[Assistant] That is such a unique name I love it.


[System] annoyed: My dog ran away yesterday. I was so peeved!

[Assistant] My dog ran away yesterday. I was so ticked off!

[Assistant] Ah that's so terrible. Did you find him?

[Assistant] Nope! Not yet. He does this like every week and comes back the day after. It's really starting to get old.

[Assistant] i think it becomes a practice for him!!


[System] caring: My brother got into a accident. He got a kid and family. I need to look after his family as well

[Assistant] My brother got into accident

[Assistant] That's terrible. Did he get hurt?

[Assistant] yeah badly.He got a wife and kid. I will need to take care of them until he is up and running

[Assistant] Man, I am truly sorry. If I knew you, I would definitely help you out.


[System] devastated: Today we found out at work that they are closing the business down. This is horrible

[Assistant] Today we found out at work that they are closing the business down. This is horrible

[User] Oh no! Do you have any other work lined up?

[Assistant] Not yet... I'm freaking out but I will start applying places asap!

[User] I hope everything works out for you, I know how hard shut downs can be.


[System] caring: I volunteer at the animal shelter as much as I can. I love helping the dogs and cats.

[User] I've been volunteering at the animal shelter as much as I can lately

[Assistant] That's so nice. I've done that a few times and really enjoyed it

[User] I really enjoy it too, I love getting to take car of all the dogs and cats.

[Assistant] And you're doing something amazing!


[System] anxious: I am anticipating an express package, but the tracking has been wrong. It is getting frustrating!

[User] I am expecting a time sensitive package, but the tracking for the package has been all wrong!

[User] Oh that is the worst.  It really puts you on edge.  What will happen if it doesn't come on time?

[User] It was supposed to be a birthday gift for my best friend, so I may have to tell them about all of this. I'm nervous!

[User] I really hope that it comes on time.  It can be so disappointing when something like that ruins your perfect plans.


[System] angry: My boss said that I was rude to a customer earlier this year and that is why I am not getting a raise.

[User] My boss said that I was rude to a customer earlier this year and that is why I am not getting a raise.

[User] Sorry to hear that. Have you tried to explain your side of things to your boss?

[User] I tried but he is a real turd.  He doesn't listen to anything his employees say.  The problem is that it is out of his hands because the customer complained to corporate.  It was a total lie, but they don't care.

[User] Hopefully this type of situation doesn't happen again. That really is disappointing how the system doesn't protect the employees about that type of situation.


[System] impressed: So my dog is super spoiled and I think if we would, she'd let us feed her with a spoon.  But the other day she rescued the cat from near death by allowing the cat to fall on top of her when the cat fell off the banister.  Stupid cat.

[User] So my dog is super spoiled.  I think she'd let us feed her with a spoon if we would comply. But the other day she did something I was shocked by.

[Assistant] That is funny what did she do?

[User] Well, she saved our cat from near death by allowing the cat to fall on top ofher when the cat fell off the banister.  Stupid cat.

[Assistant] That is amazing I guess she deserves to be spoon fed!


[System] content: I went to the park and read a book yesterday. It was my first day off in a long while.

[Assistant] I went to the park and read a book yesterday.

[Assistant] That sounds relaxing

[Assistant] Oh it was! It was my first day off in so long. Everything felt right in the world.

[Assistant] i hope you have many more


[System] angry: I can't believe I missed my package delivery. I was home all day! Now I have to go pick it up at the post office.

[Assistant] I can't believe I missed my package delivery. I was home all day! Now I have to go pick it up at the post office

[Assistant] Ugh, that's always the worst. I hope it wasn't something urgent you were waiting on?

[Assistant] No but it's just a hassle to take time and go pick it up... I wish the delivery guy would have knocked

[Assistant] Yeah, I've had them do that to me before too. It's a pain in the keester.


[System] afraid: I was so scared to go into my apartment building at night. So many roaches!

[Assistant] I was so scared to go into my apartment building the other night. I saw so many roaches the night before!

[User] OMG...I know what you mean. I can't stand for anything to crawl on me or near me. Did you see any?

[Assistant] I didn't see any on the way in, but I know they are still lurking out there!

[User] LOL....Their waiting for you to let your guard down and then they will attack you.


[System] terrified: I was coming home from work and there was a lizard by my door. It moved and that was all she wrote. I am scared to death of crawling creatures.

[User] I was coming home from work and there was a lizard by my door. It moved and that was all she wrote. I am scared to death of crawling creatures.

[Assistant] Oh my god! I have the heebiejeebies just thinking about it! Did it attack you?!?!

[User] I wouldn't be talking to you if it had. I would still be laying flat out.

[Assistant] I am glad to hear you are alright. But I would still be on the look out for next time...they are the relatives of godzilla after all.


[System] proud: My son had all A's last year at school.  I am so pleased with his performance.

[User] My son had all A's last year at school.

[Assistant] Wow you must be so proud!

[User] Yes! I am so pleased with his performance!

[Assistant] I hope he keeps it up!


[System] disgusted: I found a hair in my lunch.... let's just say my hunger went away quickly

[Assistant] I found a hair in my lunch.... let's just say my hunger went away quickly

[User] I'm sorry, that's quite disgusting.

[Assistant] Yes I'm never going back to that restaurant again

[User] That is a major issue.


[System] confident: I just saved a bunch of people on the beach this week.

[User] I just saved a bunch of people on the beach this week.

[Assistant] Nice! I am glad to hear that you got to use your Baywatch-esque skills!

[User] Yeah, they are saying that I will be the head lifeguard for next season.  I have never been so pumped.

[Assistant] That's great man. You just have to wrestle a few sharks and they'll appoint you head lifeguard of the state.


[System] disgusted: I ate 10 pizzas all by myself yesterday. I felt so sick with myself.

[Assistant] I ate 10 pizzas all by myself last night.

[User] I don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing, but either way it is EPIC.

[Assistant] Oh, at the time I thought I was equivalent to Zeus himself. Then the morning came and I felt like yung, powerless, baby Hercules. It was dreadful.

[User] It is hard to recover from a binge like that, but do a few thousand situps and you'll be good as new!


[System] guilty: I feel really bad that my coworker took the blame for something I messed up on. I should have spoken up when our boss was scolding them about it.

[User] I had made a bad mistake on a work project, and my coworker took the blame for it. I felt bad for not speaking up to my boss.

[Assistant] That really sucks. Did you make it up to your co-worker?

[User] I apologized to them later about it. It was tough hearing our boss scolding them about it though.

[Assistant] That's good to hear that you and your co-worker mad amends. Live and learn!


[System] ashamed: I ate 10 pizzas last night. Never felt so bad.

[Assistant] I ate 10 pizzas last night. I never felt so bad about myself.

[User] Whoa! Did you have a strong craving or something?

[Assistant] I did! I satisfied it, but I never felt so shameful...

[User] That's okay to give in sometimes and enjoy the moment.


[System] faithful: My father in law's operation next week. I have just put my hope on God

[Assistant] My father in law's heart surgery is next week

[Assistant] Oh, that must be stressful. Do you think he is going to be fine?

[Assistant] My father in law's heart surgery is next week

[Assistant] Oh, that must be stressful. Do you think he is going to be fine?


[System] lonely: I went to the skating rink all by myself yesterday. Never felt so alone.

[Assistant] I went to the skating rink all by myself yesterday.

[Assistant] All you must have been proud of yourself

[Assistant] I wasn't. My friends ditched me. It was a terrible time.

[Assistant] That's so terrible. How could they ditch you!!


[System] impressed: I ordered something yesterday and it was 3 day shipping... but I received it today. I'm so happy!

[Assistant] I ordered something yesterday and it was 3 day shipping... but I received it today. I'm so happy!

[User] That is pretty awesome, was it something you really wanted?

[Assistant] Yes, I will definately order from that website again

[User] You should write a good review, sounds like they know what they are doing.


[System] guilty: I broke my TV remote but i told it was the kid who did it

[Assistant] I broke my TV remote and i blamed it on my kid

[Assistant] That's kinda terrible. Did you apologize to him?

[Assistant] He can't speak.  but i did apologize to him. If my wife knows i did she will kill me

[Assistant] Well, as long as you did and the wife doesn't know, you're in the clear!


[System] furious: My dog pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so mad!

[Assistant] My dog pooped on the rug yesterday.

[Assistant] oh no, that's teribble

[Assistant] It was! I so mad at the little tyke! I made him clean it up!

[Assistant] he should do his work properly. He is such a naughty boy to do on the rug!!


[System] surprised: I couldn't believe it when my wife told me she is pregnant with our first child!

[User] I couldn't believe it when my wife told me she is pregnant with our first child!

[Assistant] Dang! I bet that feeling felt incredible! Did you guys celebrate?

[User] No, I work two jobs so I got to celebrate by going to work, but I celebrated in my heart.

[Assistant] Well, that's kinda meh. But congratulations still!


[System] prepared: I have my final math exam tomorrow. Been studying all week and never felt so prepared!

[Assistant] I have my final math exam tomorrow. Never felt so prepared in my life!

[User] That is awesome.  Is this for college?

[Assistant] It is! It's my final exam for the semester too!

[User] You must be feeling great.  What are you studying?


[System] content: I felt content when I finally quit my job and decided to go my own way in life.

[User] I know how much of a chore full-time employment is. What are you doing now?

[Assistant] I am an officer in the United States Navy, but I agree with you. How about yourself?

[User] I'm trying to do the whole work-from-home and be-your-own-boss thing. That contentment doesn't last long! Where have you sailed?

[Assistant] I have sailed all over the glove. Hit a couple of countries in Europe, a few scattered islands across the Atlantic. And the best part is, I've never been deployed! So I am truly living the dream that every sailor hopes for lol. I was very fortunate.

[User] Oh? I don't understand the difference between serving on a ship and being deployed. What is it?


[System] sad: My dog ran away yesterday. Never been so sad in my life.

[Assistant] My dog ran away yesterday. I've never been so distraught in my life!

[User] Awful. I'm so sorry. Have you tried putting up posters?

[Assistant] I have! And no one has turned him in. I do hope he finds his way home on his own.

[User] No doubt he will when he gets cold and hungry.


[System] impressed: My son said his first word today. I was so proud!

[Assistant] My son said his first word today!

[User] That's great! What was it?

[Assistant] He said "money"! I couldn't believe my ears!

[User] He will be rich one day!


[System] furious: I went to Walmart and someone pushed a shopping cart into my car.  I was really angry about it.

[User] I went to Walmart and someone pushed a shopping cart into my car.

[Assistant] That was rude of them. Did you beat their face in?

[User] It happened when I was in the store.  I was really angry about it.

[Assistant] I would be too. Did you tell the manager?


[System] nostalgic: I was looking at old childhood photos... good memories

[Assistant] I was looking at old childhood photos... good memories

[Assistant] Ah yes!  How did it make you feel?

[Assistant] Lot's of happy memories!

[Assistant] That's awesome!  Did it brighten your day?


[System] excited: Leaving for Florida in a couple weeks

[Assistant] So stoked!  In a couple weeks I'll be freeeeee

[Assistant] Oooh free from what?

[Assistant] lol.  Going on vacation to Florida in a couple weeks!

[Assistant] Wow that's awesome! To the beach?

[Assistant] Heck yeah!  Haven't been in 2 years.  Need a break!!!


[System] joyful: I finished my final semester of college today. Never been so happy in my life!

[Assistant] I finished my final semester of college today!

[User] Congratulations! Do you feel relieved to be done with school?

[Assistant] I do! Now the tough job hunt begins...and the mountain of student loan payments...

[User] What did you study?


[System] excited: About a week ago, i bought myself a brand new Samsung Galaxy S9. The phone is amazing and has met all my expectations

[Assistant] A week ago, i bought a brand new Samsung Galaxy S9 for myself. Phone is incredible and all my expectations about it was met

[User] Awesome! So you'd recommend it if I were looking for a new phone?

[Assistant] Indeed. For $700, this phone is above expectations. Latest iPhone versions are becoming so overrated with inflated prices

[User] I've never been a phone of Apple anyway. I had the first iPhone and wasn't impressed so I never tried again.


[System] anticipating: I can't wait till the weekend! I'm going to a waterpark!

[User] I can't wait until this weekend! I'm taking the whole family out for some fun!

[Assistant] Great idea. Where are you planning on visiting?

[User] I'm thinking of a waterpark we have down here, it only had a few more weeks before they close for the year. Then maybe Chuck E Cheese for pizza and games.

[Assistant] Why don't you take them to Six Flags. It is more fun and full of exciting experiences rushed with adrenaline


[System] proud: My son said his first word today. I was filled with pride!

[Assistant] My son said his first word today!

[User] Ooh, that's exciting. What did he say?

[Assistant] He said "gruel"! He's going to be a regular Oliver Twist!

[User] Wow, that's amazing, haha. So fancy.


[System] nostalgic: Found a yearbook from when I graduated

[Assistant] I found my old senior yearbook the other day

[User] That must have been fun to go through and remember the good old days.

[Assistant] Yeah it sure was.  A lot of memories of old friends!

[User] I love going through old memories and reliving the glory days.  Are you still friends with some of the folks you knew back then?

[Assistant] Yeah most of them.  it's been many years though so some of them have sadly passed away.


[System] disgusted: I saw myself doing jumping jacks in the mirror with my shirt off, ugh.

[User] I saw myself doing jumping jacks in the mirror with my shirt off, ugh.

[Assistant] If you keep doing them you'll look better!

[User] Yeah, but meanwhile I want to throw up every time I see myself.

[Assistant] Maybe you should go on a diet so you don't feel sick :D


[System] jealous: When i see a high end cars on the roadside. i just envy them. did they manage to buy them

[Assistant] When i see a high end cars. I just envy them

[User] Yeah, I wish I had a nice car too.

[Assistant] How did people manage to buy so nice one's  and am just jealous of them

[User] It would be nice to have money like that.


[System] grateful: My lawn mower was broken and my neighbor fixed it.  I am so thankful for him.

[User] My lawn mower was broken and my neighbor fixed it.

[Assistant] That was really nice of your neighbor. I wish i had one like that

[User] Yeah, I am so thankful for him!

[Assistant] Good you should be for having such a blesses neighbor


[System] proud: My son said his first word today. I was filled with pride.

[Assistant] My son said his first word today!

[User] That is so cool!

[Assistant] I know! He said "alfredo"! How zany is that!

[User] That is crazy!  Most kids first words are "money".


[System] content: I went to Panera Bread for dinner.  I was quite pleased with the meal.

[User] I went to Panera Bread for dinner earlier.

[Assistant] Pretty savvy place! Were you working on your 1000 page manuscript for 10 hours, squatting for free internet?

[User] No, just eating.  I was quite pleased with the meal!

[Assistant] That's great! I go there almost every single day and get a bread bowl!


[System] ashamed: I totally fell off my diet wagon this past weekend. I ate a whole ice cream sundae by myself and fried foods all weekend.

[User] I am feeling extra guilty about not sticking to my diet. I ate so much fried foods and a whole ice cream sundae by myself!

[Assistant] I too feel your pain. I broke my diet by eating 4 dozen donuts in one sitting.

[User] Yeah, I just feel so bad about it. I was trying to stay disciplined and good about my diet.

[Assistant] We'll get back on the horse together, my friend. Skinnier days are ahead of us!


[System] content: I went to the park and read a book today. First time in awhile I had a free day to myself. It felt really nice.

[Assistant] I went to the park and read a book today.

[User] That sounds like a nice and relaxing day. What book were you enjoying?

[Assistant] I was reading my favorite, A Catcher in the Rye. It was so nice having a day off and doing what I enjoy.

[User] It's really cool to have those moments where you get to enjoy what you like to do.


[System] ashamed: I ate 12 pizzas all by myself today. I never felt so bad about myself.

[Assistant] I ate 12 pizzas all by myself today. Never felt so bad about myself.

[Assistant] Woah how did you manage to eat 12 pizzas

[Assistant] I have no idea! My poor stomach wanted to commit suppeku though.

[Assistant] oh oh. It's alright next time you should be bit careful not eat a lot


[System] embarrassed: I went out on a date. I forgot to use the body spray it seems. It must have be smelly for the date

[Assistant] I went out on date. It seems i forgot to use the body odour!!

[Assistant] Oh man! A rookie mistake! Did your date notice the foul stench?

[Assistant] i think she did. It must have been smelly. She smirked her face once

[Assistant] Well, I guess it didn't turn out too bad. Are you guys going for another?


[System] surprised: My parents threw me a surprise party today. I was so shocked and happy!

[Assistant] My parents threw me a surprise party today!

[Assistant] woah really nice!! what and all they did

[Assistant] They gave me a bunch of presents and doritos! I was so stunned!

[Assistant] you must have really enjoyed it


[System] annoyed: I am really getting irritated with traffic nowadays and horn sounds are just terrible

[Assistant] I am really getting irritated with the traffic nowadays

[Assistant] I know! It's terrible everywhere! And I'm the only one who knows how to drive because I created the automobile!

[Assistant] indeed that's how it is now!! and horn sounds are just terrible. It gets on my nerves

[Assistant] Ugh. The horn is the worse! Especially those loud, obnoxious semi-truck horns!


[System] annoyed: My brownies burned in the oven.  UGH

[Assistant] Dangit!  They burned!!

[User] Are you baking? What did you burn.

[Assistant] YES!  LOL.  My brownies!!  All that time mixing and preparing wasted!

[User] That is pretty unfortunate. You should be like me and just buy them, always easier when someone else does the work.

[Assistant] I like the taste of home baked goods though.  Fresh from the oven.  YUM.  Now they're just black!


[System] disgusted: I saw someone blow their nose into their shirt.  It was super gross to see.

[User] I saw someone blow their nose into their shirt.

[Assistant] That's really gross. Did you say anything to him about it?

[User] No, I think the person had mental issues.  It was beyond gross.

[Assistant] For sure. That really isn't something a normal person should be doing. Or anyone for that matter.


[System] ashamed: I ate 20 Big Macs today. I never felt so bad in my life.

[Assistant] I ate 20 Big Macs for dinner tonight.

[User] Wow, that is really impressive!

[Assistant] It was indeed! While I was consuming them. Then I looked back and thought about the starving kids in Antarctica...boy did I feel ashamed.

[User] They would be very jealous!


[System] anticipating: Going to panama city in a few weeks.  Can't wait!

[Assistant] Only about 3 weeks to go!

[User] Three weeks to what?!?!?!?!?!?

[Assistant] Going on vacation!!!!

[User] Awesome!  Where are you going?

[Assistant] We're going to Panama City!!  Wooot!  Taking the kids to the beach!


[System] disgusted: Someone lit a bag of poop on fire on my neighbors sidewalk last halloween.  The smell of it is something I won't soon forget.

[User] Someone lit a bag of poop on fire on my neighbors sidewalk last halloween.  The smell of it is something I won't soon forget.

[Assistant] lol hey at least it was your neighbors sidewalk and not yours

[User] I know.  I didn't even know that was something people really did, I thought it was just in the movies...Gross!

[Assistant] Maybe you should find out who did it and go throw toilet paper all over their yard!!


[System] proud: My son said his first word today. I was filled with pride.

[Assistant] My son said his first word today!

[User] Really? What was it, that must of been pretty wild.

[Assistant] It was indeed! His first word was "pistachio"!

[User] hmm, that is a pretty epic first world. You would think that would be a little two difficult for a first word. The kid must be a genius


[System] hopeful: I have my job interview tomorrow. I'm quite hopeful that it will go well.

[Assistant] I have my job interview today. I am quite hopeful that it is going to go well.

[Assistant] I hope too !! I think you will do well!!

[Assistant] Me too! I really want to be the first millionaire that works at McDonalds!

[Assistant] omg!! millionaire that works at McDonalds. I would like to see you work


[System] lonely: My wife is off to her mom's for couple of days. I think am going to miss her

[Assistant] My wife is  off to her Mom's for couple of days

[Assistant] Dang. Do you have the whole house to yourself?

[Assistant] yeah but i think i am going to miss her and feel alone

[Assistant] That's really rough. Maybe you should go to the gym and meet some friends?


[System] annoyed: My dog pooped on the rug today. I was so peeved!

[Assistant] My dog pooped on the rug today.

[Assistant] That is funny. Dogs can be careless. You should take better care of it

[Assistant] Well, it won't be an issue anymore. I put it up for adoption. This was the last straw!

[Assistant] You seem to be very fed up with him. How long have you had him?


[System] terrified: Seeing Republicans clearly and directly rejecting the notion of climate change makes me afraid of our future on this planet. We maybe headed to a doomsday scenario

[Assistant] Seeing Republicans clearly and directly rejecting notion of climate change makes me terrified of our future as a species

[Assistant] It makes me feel the same. That's why I voted for myself in the last election.

[Assistant] Despite having overwhelming consensus among the climate scientists that human activity is causing it, they are still turning faces. Totally unacceptable for politicians

[Assistant] Truly unacceptable. We would be better off with chimpanzees in office.


[System] impressed: I saw a man drink an entire gallon of chocolate milk.  I was very inspired by the act.

[User] I saw a man drink an entire gallon of chocolate milk.

[User] That man is a winner if he kept it all down!

[User] He did! I was very inspired by the act!

[User] I am really amazed.  Was it you?

[User] No it was a friend of mine, I wish I could do that.


[System] angry: Every time I am promised a promotion they give it to someone else.  It just happened again!

[User] Every time I am promised a promotion they give it to someone else.  It just happened again!

[User] I'm sorry that keeps happening to you.

[User] It is really irritating.  It makes me think I need to go find a new company.

[User] I agree, your talents would be better suited elsewhere.

[User] Thank you.


[System] annoyed: There was an internet outage for hours today, the day I decide to stay home because I don't feel well. What a day.

[Assistant] There was an internet outage for hours today, the day I decide to stay home because I don't feel well. What a day.

[User] That is pretty unlucky. At lease it wasn't a power outage though.

[Assistant] Yeah true, that would've been worst

[User] It's like 100 degrees during the day, you would have had to find a pool to jump in.


[System] afraid: I hit my head on the door corner and it left me with a wound. I feel it will scar

[Assistant] I hit my head on the door's corner and it left me with a wound

[Assistant] That's terrible! Is it a festering wound that will turn you into a zombie?

[Assistant] ah no!! But i am afraid it will scar thats worse than being a zombie

[Assistant] Nonsense! If you're a zombie, you'll be brainless and the scar will be the least of your worries!


[System] anticipating: I can't stop thinking about my job interview tomorrow. It's going to be tough!

[Assistant] I can't stop thinking about my job interview tomorrow.

[Assistant] You must be really excited of the interview and i hope you will do well

[Assistant] I am nervous beyond belief! I just want to nail it so I can start making the big bucks at McDonalds!

[Assistant] You will nail it. Just be confident and just be yourself!!


[System] proud: My son said his first word today. I was filled with pride.

[Assistant] My son said his first word today!

[Assistant] That is so exciting! What did he say?

[Assistant] He said "hernia"! I was so stoked!

[Assistant] That is so cute! Be sure and jot that down in the baby book!


[System] grateful: I was unable to make my full rent this month. Thankfully, my dad came to the rescue and loaned me the money!

[Assistant] I was unable to make my full rent this month.

[Assistant] Dang, that's rough. Are you set up for next month at least?

[Assistant] Thankfully, my dad came to the rescue and loaned me the money. I will budget better for next month

[Assistant] That's great man. At least you'll have a place to stay for the next month.


[System] grateful: My neighbor returned my wallet today. I was so thankful.

[Assistant] My neighbor returned my wallet today.

[Assistant] That's so nice of them. Where did they find it?

[Assistant] They found it at Kmart. Who would've thought I would get it back after 5 years of it being lost?

[Assistant] that's a surprise and it's after 5 long years


[System] sentimental: I lost my key chain which my grandma presented for my 10th birthday!!

[Assistant] I lost my key chain. My Late grandma present me for my 10th  birthday

[Assistant] That's terrible! Did you manage to find it?

[Assistant] nope. I feel so bad that i lost it.

[Assistant] That sucks man. Do you have another grandma who can give you a new one?


[System] disappointed: My dog pooped on the rug today. Never have I been so let down.

[Assistant] My dog pooped on the rug today.

[Assistant] oh no!!That's just terrible. did you made him to clean by himself!!

[Assistant] I did! I was so disappointed in the little rascal.

[Assistant] Naughty dog. he should look after himself


[System] anticipating: I believe car prices will go down this by looking at the economy

[Assistant] I believe car prices will go down this year. And i am thinking of buying one

[Assistant] Really? I'm thinking about buying one myself. What kind are you getting?

[Assistant] I think i will go for Audi series .I have my eye on R8

[Assistant] Nice. I have my eye on a Tesla.


[System] anxious: I have my job interview tomorrow. I am so nervous.

[Assistant] I have my job interview tomorrow.

[User] Awesome, do you think you are prepared for it?

[Assistant] I am really not sure. I've never been so nervous in my life!

[User] Just take deep breaths and act confidently and you'll do great!


[System] disgusted: I'm disgusted whenever I go over to my sister's house.  I feel like she hasn't cleaned it in months.

[User] I'm disgusted whenever I go over to my sister's house. I feel like she hasn't cleaned it in months.

[Assistant] That is indeed pretty gross. Perhaps you should help her clean it up?

[User] I'm thinking about just paying a maid, I don't think I can handle all that mess.

[Assistant] I don't blame you, but we have to help our struggling siblings out!


[System] sad: My dog died today. I am so distraught.

[Assistant] My dog died today.

[User] I'm sorry to hear that, that's got to be tough on you.

[Assistant] It's a really rough time. I have never been so sad in my life.

[User] Mine died a couple years ago and I still think of her. :(


[System] excited: I'm excited to start on a new website design tomorrow.  Our company landed a big deal with a local car dealership!

[User] I'm excited to start on a new website design tomorrow.

[Assistant] What kind of website are you planning on designing?

[User] Our company landed a big deal with a local car dealership!  So it should be a fun project.

[Assistant] Nice! Perhaps I can go buy a car on the website one day!


[System] joyful: I was just able to pay off my parents house!

[User] I was just able to pay off my parents house!

[Assistant] Holy cow that's amazing!  That's awesome of you!!

[User] They paid for my college all the way through and I always wanted to do something to pay them back.

[Assistant] That's the coolest thing I've heard all day


[System] proud: Nephew playst 10th grade football this year

[Assistant] My nephew started 10th grade this year!

[User] That is such a great age.  Is he doing well?

[Assistant] Yeah he's going to play football this year!

[User] What position does he play?

[Assistant] I'm not sure yet.  School just started back this week.  He will know soon.


[System] jealous: I'm jealous of my neighbor's new pool, it looks like they are having a blast with it.

[User] I'm jealous of my neighbor's new pool, it looks like they are having a blast with it.

[Assistant] Hmmm. Have you asked to go over for a dip? He never said you couldn't come over and partake in the fun!

[User] Yeah, me and wife swam in it last weekend, it would be nice to jump in every day after work!

[Assistant] I am sure! Please let him know that I am game to come over for a pool party!


[System] annoyed: My dog pooped on the rug today. I was so peeved!

[Assistant] My dog pooped on the rug today.

[User] Ruh Roh! Did it come out of the rug easily?

[Assistant] It did, fortunately. But I am starting to get so fed up with his antics!

[User] Yeah, that's never a good experience.  Coming home to that smell and mess, ugh!


[System] disappointed: My son stole a car from an elderly man today. Never have I been so let down.

[Assistant] My son stole a car from an elderly man today.

[User] Wow, that's awful. Why did he do that?

[Assistant] I'm not sure...he's been acting up the past few years. I wish I knew why. I've never been so disappointed in him.

[User] I'm sorry to hear that. I hope he can get the help he needs.


[System] annoyed: There is a fly in my room and it is annoying the heck out of me!

[User] There is a fly in my room and it is annoying the heck out of me!

[User] You should get some bug spray. Fly's are nasty

[User] Yeah, right? And it seems like they don't have an off button, they just fly around non-stop!

[User] I once chased a fly around my room for 30 mins, never caught it, I think it was all in my head?


[System] joyful: I was so happy France won the world cup. I was just so happy. I had a smile  on face for day or so

[Assistant] I was so happy france won the world cup. I was just so happy that England didn't.

[Assistant] Same, my friend! France played so well.

[Assistant] yeah i had smirk on face for couple of days. I never felt so joyful going into office

[Assistant] I do hope you rubbed it into your co-workers' faces like I did!


[System] excited: My birthday is tomorrow. I am so stoked!

[Assistant] My birthday is tomorrow!

[Assistant] ah, happy birthday in advance to you. And what's the plan

[Assistant] Thanks! I am just going to a bar with some close friends. I do hope they get me a cake!

[Assistant] They definitely will get you a rum cake


[System] disgusted: The cafe down the street used to be my favorite place to eat. They recently failed several health inspections.

[Assistant] The cafe down the street used to be my favorite place to eat.

[Assistant] Used to be? What happened to it? Did it get closed down?

[Assistant] They are not completely shut down yet, but they have recently failed several health inspections.

[Assistant] That sounds alarming. You better be careful next time visiting the place. They maybe careless with their sanitary responsibilities


[System] angry: My partner nags almost about every detail in our relationship. Just yesterday, she criticized my taste for clothing style

[Assistant] I just can't stand it anymore. My partner nags almost about every detail of our relationship. Just yesterday, she criticized my taste for clothing

[Assistant] That would get very irritating. Have you talked to her about it and let her know how you feel?

[Assistant] I did many times. She doesn't seem to understand or even consider my concerns. I think we will not go any further with such attitudes

[Assistant] Thats too bad. I am sure it makes things very stressful and difficult.


[System] devastated: My best friend moved away to another city.  I am so sad she's leaving.

[User] My best friend moved away to another city.

[Assistant] Ah, you are going to miss him

[User] Yes, I am so sad she's leaving!

[Assistant] I feel sorry for you. I just hope you guys atleast meet now and then!!


[System] faithful: I am getting married next year. I wish my future wife won't cheat on me

[Assistant] I am getting married next year

[User] I am so happy for you!

[Assistant] Thank you but i am hopeful my future wife won't cheat on me

[User] Just be a good husband and you should be fine.


[System] prepared: I just bought a battery pack charger for my car, and guess what happened to me today.

[User] I just bought a battery pack charger for my car, and guess what happened to me today.

[User] I have no idea. What happened?

[User] My battery died, but I was able to just step out, hook up the pack to the battery, and in 5 minutes I was on my way to my meeting.

[User] Oh thank goodness you weren't late.


[System] annoyed: My girlfriend always tells me what to do.  It is getting so irritating.

[User] My girlfriend always tells me what to do.

[User] Does it bother you when she does that?

[User] Yes, I don't know why.  It is getting so irritating!

[User] It can really be annoying when someone tells you what to do.  Have you talked to her about it?


[System] excited: My brownies are almost done!  They smell so gooood!!

[Assistant] Oh man it smells SOO good in here!!!

[User] Did you just clean your place?

[Assistant] No.  I've got brownies in the oven!!!

[User] Mmmm, I love that brownie smell.  Also nothing better than fresh brownies.

[Assistant] That's right!  I can't wait until they're done!


[System] sad: I'm feeling pretty bummed after seeing a photo of myself 4 years ago, I gained so much weight!

[User] I'm feeling pretty bummed after seeing a photo of myself 4 years ago, I gained so much weight!

[Assistant] Only you can change that, my friend!

[User] Yeah, I started working out this month, I'm dedicated to at least lost 20 pounds!

[Assistant] Hey that's great!  You should take a before picture today and an after picture one month from now!


[System] terrified: My tooth is shaking and i think will fall off. Its not like am a kid and it will grow again

[Assistant] My tooth is shaking and i think it will fall off

[Assistant] That's terrible. Have you gone to a dentist to get it checked out?

[Assistant] no not yet. It's not that am a kid and it will grow back again. I think i will have gap and am terrified

[Assistant] I would be terrified too. You have to do get it checked out!


[System] anxious: I have my job interview tomorrow. I never have been so nervous.

[Assistant] I have my job interview tomorrow.

[Assistant] Are you nervous?

[Assistant] I am so nervous! I just want to get it done and over with.

[Assistant] don't be !! you will do well. Just be yourself!!


[System] sad: My iguana ran away today. I never have been so distraught.

[Assistant] My iguana ran away today.

[User] That is not good, I don't think iguana's can live out in the wild.

[Assistant] They sure can't! I was so upset. I do hope I find him in the next couple of days.

[User] maybe you should lay out some bait, he has to get hungry sometime.


[System] grateful: I just got a huge raise at work.

[User] I just got a huge raise at work.

[User] That must be great!

[User] It is!  The owner of the company just decided to sell the company and he negotiated a raise and promotion for me before he left.  It was so kind of him.

[User] He sounds like an excellent boss!


[System] embarrassed: I forgot what I was saying during my speech at work.  I felt so humiliated.

[User] I forgot what I was saying during my speech at work.

[User] Oh no, that is embarrassing.  Were you able to recover by the end?

[User] No, I felt so humiliated.

[User] I am so sorry that happened to you.  Will you get another crack at it sometime?

[User] No, not for a while.

[User] I'm sorry.


[System] embarrassed: I farted at work today. I never have been mortified in my life.

[Assistant] I let out a moist, warm fart today in front of all of my co-workers today.

[Assistant] You must be very comfortable in your office! How did they react?

[Assistant] Some ran away in terror. Others in disgust. I think I sent one to the ER even. At any rate, I was mortified and I am sure I won't ever live this tragedy down.

[Assistant] I am sorry that you now live in infamy. Maybe, with time, they can learn to forgive you.


[System] confident: My semester starts next week and I feel like it is going to be my best one yet.

[User] My new semester starts next week and I think it will be my best one yet.

[User] Aw yeah! What year are you in college?

[User] My new semester starts next week and I feel like it is going to be my best one yet.

[User] Just make sure you focus on getting good grades!

[User] I'm in my senior year now!


[System] caring: I really hope my dog feels better, she has been sick this past week.

[User] I really hope my dog feels better, she has been sick this past week.

[User] Aw I hate to hear that. I also hope she feels better. I love my dog so much.

[User] Yeah, I love mine a ton as well, I'm taking her to the vet tomorrow!

[User] I hope it all turns out well with good news there!


[System] impressed: My son said his first word today. I was so delighted!

[Assistant] My son said his first word today!

[Assistant] That's amazing! Which word did he choose?

[Assistant] He said "flamingo"! I was so shocked and impressed!

[Assistant] omgoodness! I don't think I've even used flamingo in a sentence myself in a long time! He's clearly a prodigy!


[System] nostalgic: The other day I went to a new toy shop that opened up in town that had slap bracelets and scented gel pens.

[Assistant] They opened up this really cool toy store about a block from my house.

[Assistant] That's pretty neat. Did you buy anything cool?

[Assistant] I got some scented gel pens and a few of those pens where you can change to different ink colors. Also, a few books for my nephew!

[Assistant] That's so cool! Sounds like a store you would find in Daiagon Alley!

[Assistant] Yep it was a mix of 90's nostalgia for me, classic toys that you just don't see anymore, and tons of nifty new age toys as well.


[System] afraid: I was always afraid of going to sleep as a kid. I was afraid that bigfoot was going to skin me alive.

[Assistant] I was always afraid of going to sleep as a kid. Thought I would wake up with bigfoot skinning me alive.

[User] That must bring up scary memories.

[Assistant] It does indeed. Just talking about it makes me believes he's hiding under my bed right now. Watching...waiting.

[User] I'm sorry you didn't grow out of it.


[System] terrified: I walking in the park when a stray dog chased after me.  I was absolutely scared for my life.

[User] I was walking in the park when a stray dog chased after me.

[Assistant] That's scary! Did you chase it away and show it who's boss?

[User] No, I ran for my life.  I was so scared!

[Assistant] I would have done the same. Never know if the thing is going to bite off your bellybutton or not.

[User] That would be the worst!


[System] devastated: I stubbed my toe in the shower. I was so shocked and hurt.

[Assistant] I stubbed my toe in the shower this morning...it felt like my world was coming to an abrupt end.

[User] Oh no! I hate when that happens! Does it still hurt?

[Assistant] It does. It's all red and puffy. I am afraid that it's going to fall off any minute now!

[User] Sorry to hear that! Definitely need to make sure it doesn't fall off!


[System] lonely: My whole family left me behind this past weekend. It was really strange to be all alone in the house.

[User] My family forgot about me and left me behind at the house this weekend. It felt so weird to be all by myself in the house.

[Assistant] I imagine that must have been quite a lonely experience for you. Did you see any ghosts?

[User] No ghosts, but I did order some pizza and had that delivered to me. A large pizza all for me!

[Assistant] Nice! What kind of pizza was it?

[User] Extra cheese and sausage, but I wish I could have shared a piece or two with my family.


[System] faithful: Wife and I have been together for 10 years

[Assistant] Man I love my wife

[User] That's awesome, I bet she loves you just as much!

[Assistant] Hopefully :)  We were high school sweethearts and got married 10 years ago!!

[User] Aw, that's adorable, sounds like you guys will have a great life together!

[Assistant] Thank you!!  I want to spend the rest of my life with her!


[System] disappointed: I'm disappointed in how my brownies turned out.  They are so mushy!

[User] I'm disappointed in how my brownies turned out. They are so mushy!

[Assistant] Ewwww.  Maybe you should put them back in the oven for a bigt?

[User] I probably should have, but they smelled really good and I couldn't help myself!

[Assistant] haha!  Did you just eat a bunch of mushy brownies?

[User] I'm guilty as charged! :)

[Assistant] better hop on the elliptical for a little longer tomorrow!  Worth it!


[System] anxious: I'm not really sure if I am going to be able to find a gift for my wife's birthday.

[User] I'm not really sure if I am going to be able to find a gift for my wife's birthday.

[User] Why not?

[User] I had ordered it about 6 month's ago because it was a custom made gift, but the company called me and told me that it broke in the final step.  I was supposed to get it tomorrow and there is no way that I will get it on time.  I just don't know what to do now.

[User] Oh no, that's awful. Maybe you can find something else to give her for her birthday but tell her you have another present that will arrive a little later.

[User] I may have to push it till Christmas.


[System] excited: I start my new job tomorrow! I have never been so hyped!

[Assistant] I start my new job tomorrow!

[User] That's awesome! What type of work will you be doing?

[Assistant] I'm going to be a fry cook at McDonalds! I can't wait to be raking in the big bucks!

[User] Hope you enjoy it!


[System] disgusted: I saw a man eat an entire tube of toothpaste.  It was beyond gross.

[User] I saw a man eat an entire tube of toothpaste.

[User] Wow, that's quite a feat. Did he get sick?

[User] I'm not sure.  It was beyond gross.

[User] Yeah I'd be tempted to barf myself witnessing that.


[System] proud: My sister just got a job she's been working very hard for. So glad for her.

[User] My sister just got her dream job basically.

[User] Oh that's great! What job is it?

[User] It's a partner position at a law firm!

[User] She must be really smart!


[System] anxious: I'm getting anxious thinking about moving in 2 weeks, I hope I like the city I'm moving to!

[User] I'm getting anxious thinking about moving in 2 weeks, I hope I like the city I'm moving to!

[Assistant] That would be nerve racking, but also fun I think.

[User] Yeah, exactly, I'm nervous but at the same time I like the idea of a change!

[Assistant] Do you have a job lined up already?

[User] Yes, that is the prime reason we are moving so that's another positive.

[Assistant] Well you are ahead of the game, more so than most people.


[System] grateful: My neighbor returned my lawn gnome today. I was so thankful.

[Assistant] My neighbor returned my lawn gnome today.

[Assistant] How nice of you to loan it out! Have to admit, never heard of someone "borrowing" a lawn ornament though.

[Assistant] Oh, if you saw this one you would understand. I have won every Lawn of the Month award with it for 48 months straight. I was getting somewhat concerned because he is known from waltzing off on his own from time to time. But, I am thankful that my neighbor was quite vigilant!

[Assistant] I'm glad you gave him a chance to shine! Everyone deserves a chance to be trusted, and it's good on you to roll the dice!


[System] disgusted: Ate some fried eggplant the other night

[Assistant] Oh man.  The other night I did something GROSS

[User] Uh oh, what did you do?

[Assistant] I ate some nasty mushy eggplant for dinner!!!

[User] Ew, that does sound gross.  Was it some sort of bet or that's all you had?

[Assistant] No. It was something I was trying at a restaurant for dinner.  They were friend and almost made me gag!!


[System] afraid: I'm afraid to move away from my home town, I've lived here for 26 years! I'll miss everyone!

[User] I'm afraid to move away from my home town, I've lived here for 26 years! I'll miss everyone!

[Assistant] Aww that's awful.  Do you have to move like for a job or something?

[User] Yeah, well my husband got a new job and it was too good to turn down!

[Assistant] Oh I bet.  Make sure to hang out with as many people as you can before you leave!


[System] surprised: My wife just gave me my favorite watch for my birthday.

[User] My wife just gave me my favorite watch for my birthday.

[Assistant] Nice, how much was it worth?

[User] Not a whole lot, just about $200, but I love the look of it.

[Assistant] Make sure to give your wife a big present when it is her birthday!

[User] I sure will.


[System] disgusted: I took a sip of milk at work and it was sour. I was really sickened by it.

[User] I took a sip of milk at work and it was sour.

[User] Oh yuck. Maybe it was expired then?

[User] I am pretty sure.  I was really sickened by it.

[User] I hope you threw it out!


[System] anticipating: I can't wait to go the cinema this weekend. I'm really excited.

[User] I can't wait to go to the cinema this weekend!

[User] Oh what movie do you want to see?

[User] The Meg. Shark attack movie.

[User] That looks really exciting!


[System] nostalgic: I remember when fast food used to be really cheap.  Those were the good old days.

[User] I remember when fast food used to be really cheap.

[User] Yes, and you didn't have to always buy items for the extra value menu.

[User] Absolutely! Those were the good old days.

[User] Those are the good old days. Have to use coupons these days!


[System] disappointed: I had bought several raffle tickets at work to win a gift card to a restaurant, but I lost out by one number! I felt kinda sad over it.

[User] I was trying to win a gift card in the work raffle ticket contest, and I lost by one number!

[User] Oh that was so close.

[User] Yeah, I bought a lot of tickets to try to win, so I feel sad about that.

[User] Maybe you will win next time!


[System] annoyed: I love the new apartment I moved into, but the only down side is I can hear traffic all night long. It's so annoying!

[User] I love the new apartment I moved into, but the only down side is I can hear traffic all night long. It's so annoying!

[Assistant] I remember my first city apartment, the lights and sirens. It can be difficult.

[User] Yeah, right? It seems like they never stop, and not to mention the people who feel the need to make their cars as loud as possible.

[Assistant] I don't think they know about mufflers! You should try white noise and black out curtains.


[System] disgusted: A woman passed gas right in front of me at the mall. I was really grossed out.

[User] A woman passed gas right in front of me at the mall.

[User] Jeez. Was it audible? Smellable?

[User] It was loud and stank. I was really grossed out.

[User] Whew, I would be too. God knows if she messed herself.


[System] guilty: I ate the last piece of cake at the work office party and didn't tell anyone.

[User] I ate the last piece of cake at the office party at work and didn't tell anyone.

[User] I would do that to.

[User] Yeah it was too tempting. People are asking who did it, but I'll never tell.

[User] Yeah, they should never find out.


[System] angry: Someone took my phone when I was at work.  I am so mad about it.

[User] Someone took my phone when I was at work.

[User] From your house? do you have any idea who did it?

[User] It was at the office.  I have no clue who did it.  I am so mad about it!

[User] I would be furious, they are expensive now a days!


[System] ashamed: I ate all the brownies I made.  Let's just say I'm not too proud of my self control.

[User] I ate all the brownies I made. Let's just say I'm not too proud of my self control.

[User] They must have been quite good.

[User] Yeah, they were delicious, I'm ashamed I couldn't control myself!

[User] I hope you have better control next time.


[System] impressed: I saw how quickly and easily the AAA guy changed my tire. That was a really impressive thing to see!

[User] I had a flat tire over the weekend, and the AAA guy changed that tire so quickly and professionally. It was very impressive!

[Assistant] Lucky! Last flat I had was on a gravel road in the middle of nowhere,lol.

[User] When you have access to a service like that you are always grateful for it.

[Assistant] My cell was out of range and it was dark out. My daughter was not happy. I am glad you got help.


[System] faithful: I have just started taking care of my grandmother.

[User] I have just started taking care of my grandmother.

[Assistant] That's very admirable of you. It feels like no one takes care of family anymore.

[User] She has dementia and I am the last of her family.  I hate seeing her languish in the nursing home she is in.  Hopefully I can get her doing better.

[Assistant] I am sure with your care, she will be much better off. I wish you and your family well.


[System] caring: My little doggie had a seizure the other day

[Assistant] I had to take my doggie to the vet

[User] Oh no is your dog okay?

[Assistant] I hope so.  He had a seizure the other day.  Plus I had to get his shots updated anyway.

[User] I hope it isn't anything serious.

[Assistant] They just said to keep an eye on him and take him back if he does it again.  It was the first time he had done it in his 6 years of living.


[System] prepared: I have to bake a chocolate cake tomorrow.  I am ready for the challenge.

[User] I have to bake a chocolate cake tomorrow.

[Assistant] Hey that's sweet!  What for?

[User] It's for a pot luck dinner.  I am ready for the challenge.

[Assistant] Ohh yeah!  That sounds awesome!  Is it a contest?


[System] content: I have lost 4 pounds in the last month after regularly visiting gym after work. I am truly satisfied with my results so far

[Assistant] After visiting gym regularly for the past month, i have lost 4 pounds. I am very satisfied with my results

[User] I am very proud of you!  Keep it up!

[Assistant] Reaching such feats truly makes you feel good about yourself and boosts one's self-confidence in him

[User] I wish I had your drive.


[System] confident: I have to build a motor tomorrow.  I am sure it will get done.

[User] I have to build a motor tomorrow.

[Assistant] Is it for your work or part of any school projects you are having?

[User] It is for work.  I am sure it will get done.

[Assistant] I admire engineering work. The true pioneers of society's good


[System] disgusted: I saw this guy dump a pile of garbage from his truck on the freeway. It was so messed up and dangerous for other drivers.

[User] I just recently witnessed this guy dump a pile of garbage from his truck on the freeway.

[Assistant] garbage collection most important

[User] It was very dangerous and really messed up of the guy to do something like that. Too bad police were not around!

[Assistant] all police not bad


[System] guilty: I'm feeling pretty guilty, I used my wife's razor's to shave this morning.

[User] I'm feeling pretty guilty, I used my wife's razor's to shave this morning.

[Assistant] Would she mind that? I wouldn't really mind that so much.

[User] Probably not, but I feel weird about it, but surprisingly they work really well.

[Assistant] We all use a certain brand here. Now, if you used my toothbrush, that would be fighting actions!


[System] sad: My favorite donut shop went out of business.  I am devastated that it's gone.

[User] My favorite donut shop went out of business.

[User] Ah that's a pity. It really sucks to lose favorite shops.

[User] I am devastated that it's gone.

[User] It's like losing a family member... I hope you can find another shop like that someday.


[System] hopeful: I will watch a film this weekend at the cinema and I have my fingers crossed it doesn't stink.

[User] I will watch a film this weekend and I have my fingers crossed it isn't a stinker.

[User] What movie is it?

[User] It's called The Meg. A shark attack movie.

[User] That looks like a fun movie!


[System] surprised: I walked outside this morning and witnessed a six car pile up!

[User] I walked out the door this morning and saw a six-car pile up!

[Assistant] What a way to wake up! That's awful, what happened?

[User] I guess one car didn't stop in time for the red light and everyone else was following too close.

[Assistant] Well, I am sorry you had to witness that. Admittedly, it


[System] angry: The printer at work is the worst thing ever

[Assistant] You know what really grinds my gears?!

[Assistant] You uttering this phrase, i remembered the Peter Griffin Meme. So tell me, what grinds your gears?

[Assistant] This STUPID printer that I have at work!  That thing NEVER does what I tell it to and it ALWAYS runs out of ink!!!!!

[Assistant] Why you guys don't you deliver a complain note to the management. They are responsible for handling the office tools

[Assistant] They are just as bad as this stupid printer!!


[System] nostalgic: Today I discarded my luggage bag which became very old. It was my first bag that my uncle gave me as a gift when starting my college life away from home. He passed away later and this bag is the only reminder of him

[Assistant] That one luggage bag that my passed uncle gave me as a present when i was about to start my college life away from home, i discarded it today as it became very old. It was the only reminder of him

[Assistant] Oh no!  Why didn't you keep it in the attic or something?

[Assistant] It became unusable. I just decided it was its time to be thrown. I feel my uncle was here himself, not his reminders

[Assistant] Oh I see.  I bet it was a sad day then.


[System] trusting: I trusted my wife with taking my truck to visit her parents this week. I hope she takes care of it!

[User] I trusted my wife with taking my truck to visit her parents this week. I hope she takes care of it!

[User] Is she a good driver?

[User] Yeah she is, but that truck is my baby.  Put all of time and effort in up keeping it.

[User] I hope she is careful with it.


[System] anticipating: I am looking forward to my new job.  I can't wait to start.

[User] I am looking forward to my new job.

[User] Congratulations, is in an area that you are interested in?

[User] Yes, custodial services.  I can't wait to start!

[User] Awesome, I'm happy for you, good luck!


[System] caring: I can't even explain how much I care for this cat I have, it's like my best friend!

[User] I can't even explain how much I care for this cat I have, it's like my best friend!

[User] I am sorry. what happened to the cat?

[User] Nothing bad, just love that I have it and would be sad if I didn't!

[User] I hope you have pet insurance, you never know what can happen.


[System] disappointed: cold french fries

[User] So... I am tired of getting cold french fries every time i go to this fast food restaurant.

[User] Haha, I'm with you.  That's the worst, it almost ruins the meal.

[User] Should I try a different place?

[User] You could, but it's always a gamble!

[User] Maybe I should be loyal to this chain and see if it improves.


[System] surprised: my lover became a life partner

[Assistant] From starting i told about my love to my family.they are not accepted after that handled more problems.finally we got both family permission.

[User] I am happy for you!

[Assistant] thank you

[User] I hope you get married!

[Assistant] yes i got married and now i have 8 months boy baby


[System] joyful: My best friend is coming to visit me.  I am so happy to see her.

[User] My best friend is coming to visit me.

[Assistant] ok

[User] I am so happy to see her.

[Assistant] ok carry on


[System] angry: The fast food guy forgot to give me my correct change in the drive thru. And he refused to give me my receipt! I had to demand to talk with the manager.

[User] I went to a fast food drive thru and the cashier refused to give me my correct change or the receipt.

[Assistant] That would make me angry, and it is impossible to deal with in a drive thru.

[User] I was very upset, and I wanted to speak with the manager about it. Customer service is so bad these days!

[Assistant] I agree. I really hate driving off only to find out a third of your order is wrong or missing!


[System] embarrassed: I'm embarrassed that I left my car lights on all day at work.  I had to get it jumped from my boss.

[User] I'm embarrassed that I left my car lights on all day at work. I had to get it jumped from my boss.

[User] Good thing your boss was available. I would not worry about being embarrassed. We've all done something dumb.

[User] Yeah, you're right.  I just hate the fact it was my boss out of all people.  Hope he doesn't think down on me for it.

[User] If he does then he isn't a very good person.


[System] angry: When I got through shopping there was a scrape on my car door where someone had banged their door into it. They didn't leave a note and I was enraged.

[User] When I got through shopping there was a scrape on my car door where someone had banged their door into it. They didn't leave a note and I was enraged.

[User] I would be pretty furious as well, those can be expensive to get removed!

[User] People just don't seem to have any respect for other peoples property anymore.

[User] I agree, some people just don't care about anyone but themselves. It's sad.


[System] afraid: The moment I decided to drop out of University, I had no idea what to do. Thinking about calling my parents and telling them was the most fear enducing madness I'd ever had to endure. Everything felt cloudy and shaky.

[User] Hello there. How are you feeling today?

[User] I'm good. How about you?

[User] I'm a bit on edge. It's the anniversary of the day I had to drop out of college and I don't want to see my parents today. It brings up all the memories from the day I had to tell them.

[User] That sounds quite scary.

[User] It really was. I know it's all okay now, but that fear is still alive inside.


[System] ashamed: I took 100 dollars from my bosses wallet.  I feel so guilty for doing that.

[User] I took 100 dollars from my bosses wallet.

[User] Oh dear. Did they find out about it?

[User] No, but I feel really guilty for doing that.

[User] Maybe one day you could repay them?


[System] confident: I just KNOW I got an amazing grade on my last test. I can't wait to see it.

[User] I just KNOW I got an amazing grade on my last test... Can't wait to see it.

[Assistant] That's such a great feeling! Congratulations on all the hard work you put in paying off!

[User] Thank you! Yes, I am just feeling very sure of myself on it (for once haha).

[Assistant] Then it sounds like you have two things going for you; an A+ and some new found confidence!


[System] excited: I'm excited for tomorrow morning! I have a big presentation at work and I think my boss will love it!

[User] I'm excited for tomorrow morning! I have a big presentation at work and I think my boss will love it!

[Assistant] That is awesome! Do you think you are prepared?

[User] Yeah, definitely prepared.  I've been working on this idea for 3 months!

[Assistant] Well that sounds like you have prepared for sure! Hope all goes well!


[System] terrified: I opened the bathroom door and there was a snake laying on the floor. I shut the bathroom door and ran to find someone to kill it!

[Assistant] I opened our bathroom door and to my surprise there was a snake laying across the floor!

[User] Yikes! that's scary, what did you do about it?

[Assistant] I shut the door as fast as I could and ran to find someone to kill it!

[User] Good play, I probably would of done the same, haha.


[System] sad: My friend's little kitten got hit by a car, it was so tragic and sad. I was crying for my friend.

[User] My friend's new pet kitten tragically got hit by a car this past weekend. I felt so bad for her.

[User] That is so terrible!

[User] I know, I was crying for my friend. She needs the support right now.

[User] You seem like a very good friend.


[System] prepared: I have to assemble a dresser from IKEA.  I am so ready to get it done.

[User] I have to assemble a dresser from IKEA.

[User] That's gonna take some time. I love their designs, but I hate the assembly!

[User] I am so ready to get it done.

[User] That's really cool. Have fun building the dresser!


[System] angry: I broke my favorite vase.  I am so upset with myself.

[User] I broke my favorite vase.

[User] Oh no! What had happened?

[User] I was dusting and I knocked it over.  I am so upset with myself!

[User] On the bright side you can buy a new vase to replace it!


[System] surprised: My little nephew made me a gift for my birthday. It was really unexpected and very cute!

[User] I was so happy to see that my little nephew made me a birthday gift!

[User] Oh what did he make you?

[User] He unexpectedly decided to make me a painting of myself with crayons. It was pretty funny.

[User] He sounds like a fun kid!


[System] guilty: Our toilet got clogged recently and it was my fault, but I was scared to tell everyone.

[User] Our toilet got clogged and we had to call a plumber to come fix it. It was actually my fault.

[User] Ah, a plunger didn't do the trick? Hope it wasn't too expensive!

[User] Nah I tried that but it was too far gone. It wasn't too pricey, but not cheap either. Oh well.

[User] Yeah, well at least it didn't break the bank, things happen.


[System] sad: I'm sad, tomorrow will be the last time I get to see my friend before she leaves for college!

[User] I'm sad, tomorrow will be the last time I get to see my friend before she leaves for college!

[User] Oh that is sad. I hope you can spend some good time together then.

[User] Yeah, we have a whole day planned, but I'll definitely miss her!

[User] I hope you can also visit her there if you get the chance!


[System] grateful: My saving habit is going as planned and I feel in control over my cravings for unnecessary spending. Feeling thankful for it

[Assistant] I am thankful that I am diligently following my saving habit. I feel in control over my urges for unnecessary spending

[User] That's awesome. I saved up for 4 months but then had a massive car repair bill..

[Assistant] Emergency can always happen. Good that you had saved for that 4 months and were able to cover your car repair bills. Imagine if you haven't saved

[User] I know. My advice is take it seriously just in case


[System] annoyed: Every time I park my car in my apartment's parking lot, someone parks way too close to me. It's annoying!

[User] Every time I park my car in my apartment's parking lot, someone parks way too close to me. It's annoying!

[Assistant] That's so frustrating! Do you know who it is?

[User] It seems to be random people each time, I think they just made the spacing way too close.

[Assistant] Sorry to hear that. Maybe you and the other tenets can lobby for additional parking somehow?


[System] excited: I bought a few $3 lottery tickets at the store just for fun one night knowing I probably would not win a thing. I won $50,000 to my surprise!

[Assistant] I never win anything but took a chance on buying a few lottery tickets the and I won $50,000!

[Assistant] Wow, that must have made you feel so good about yourself.

[Assistant] Considering I never win, it made it even more awesome, yes!

[Assistant] It's such a great joy to win something. I hope your luck continues.


[System] lonely:  I was transferred to a new city. I did not know what to do on the weekends. I didn't have any friends or family. All my co-workers were married and lived in the suburbs.

[Assistant] I'm in a new city and don't know what to do.

[Assistant] That could be kind of scary. Have you tried to meet anyone that might could show you around and then maybe you would not be so lonely?

[Assistant] All of my co-workers are married and live in the suburbs.

[Assistant] Well, maybe try meeting some new friends? Someone a little closer, perhaps?

[Assistant] I will try, but I'm such a shy person. Thanks for your advice.


[System] proud: A friend tried to get me to drink and drive but I didn't.  I was happy with my behavior.

[User] A friend tried to get me to drink and drive but I didn't.

[User] Good for you! It is really dangerous to do that.

[User] I was happy with my behavior.

[User] Hopefully you can teach your friend to copy your behavior!


[System] afraid: I saw this scary shark movie the other day. I had to cover my eyes the whole time!

[User] I watched this scary shark film this weekend. I had to cover my eyes throughout the movie!

[User] Was it The Meg?

[User] Yes! The graphics look so realistic these days!

[User] I can't wait to see it now!


[System] jealous: My co-worker makes almost double what I do and does half the work...

[User] My co-worker makes almost double the amount I do and yet does about half the work...

[User] That is so messed up.

[User] Yeah I think so too. I'm really envious that he can pull that off while I have to do everything.

[User] The world is not fair.


[System] excited: My favorite bakery is making donuts in a few hours.  I can't wait to get some.

[User] My favorite bakery is making donuts in a few hours.

[User] Nice. I love donuts. Are you going to go there as soon as they open?

[User] Yes, I can't wait to get some!

[User] I haven't had any in a while, but now I suddenly want some!


[System] impressed: The Olympics skaters are really good atheletes

[Assistant] The Olympics skaters are really good atheletes, I'm impressed

[User] Yes I agree. I love to watch them do their routines on TV.

[Assistant] Some are very graceful and artistic and some are very powerful

[User] Something about watching the world's best really keeps me interested.


[System] surprised: I looked out my window today and saw a skunk staring right back at me.

[User] I looked out my window this morning and saw a skunk staring right back at me!

[Assistant] Wow! How big was it? Did you smell it?

[User] It was a decent size. Maybe like a small dog. I didn't smell it, but I as still freaked out by it.

[Assistant] Yeah, gotta be careful and give them their space


[System] angry: I dropped a mug and my coffee went everywhere

[Assistant] I dropped a mug and my coffee went everywhere

[User] Yikes! That made a mess I bet. Did you get burned?

[Assistant] No, just a hassle to clean it all up

[User] Yeah, and it can stain. I drop my coffee more often than I am willing to admit.


[System] terrified: I was jogging the other day and suddenly a bear came out of the woods!

[User] I was jogging a couple days ago and suddenly a bear came out of the woods!

[Assistant] Oh my god! That sounds terrifying

[User] Yeah, I just stopped in shock, but it crossed the path and kept going without missing a beat.

[Assistant] Just don't get too close! You never know what can trigger them


[System] anticipating: I am looking forward to the winter.  I can't wait for the cold.

[User] I am looking forward to the winter.

[Assistant] Me too, I'm excited for fall, I like to layer my clothes

[User] I can't wait for the cold!

[Assistant] And the snow! I'm excited to start skiing again


[System] proud: I'm very happy with my baking skills, people tell me I make really good cookies

[Assistant] I'm very happy with my baking skills, people tell me I make really good cookies

[User] I would love to try them.

[Assistant] I make chocolate chip, but snickerdoodles are my favorite

[User] I really love snickerdoodles!


[System] jealous: My boyfriend can sing really well but I can't

[Assistant] My boyfriend can sing really well but I can't

[Assistant] Don't be so hard on yourself. Some people are just naturals!

[Assistant] Thanks, maybe I just need to warm up my vocal chords more

[Assistant] Singing is like any other skill. With time and practice, I bet you can really tune those pipes!


[System] hopeful: I want to do well in my next exams

[Assistant] I want to do well in my next exams, I want to get my certification

[Assistant] You should put some time aside to study.

[Assistant] I will, I have been going over the textbooks a lot

[Assistant] That's a good start, just stay motivated and focus on learning everything you can. You should pass the test easily.


[System] surprised: I didn't know that they noticed me. I thought that I was just an ordinary employee. I didn't know what to say when I saw my name on the plaque.

[Assistant] I never thought that I would be noticed.

[Assistant] By who? Who are you trying to get noticed by?

[Assistant] My employers gave me employee of the month and a nice gift to go along with the award.

[Assistant] Oh that's so nice! I'm sure you're a great coworker and employee

[Assistant] Yes, they really caught caught me off guard. I did work very hard, but there's a lot of other good employees on our team.


[System] faithful: I love my wife so much.  I would never cheat on her.

[User] I love my wife so much.

[User] That's nice to hear! Have you treated her to something special?

[User] I always do.  I would never cheat on her.

[User] Always stay faithful, it is the best thing for your relationship.


[System] embarrassed: I accidentally had toilet paper on the bottom of my shoe at work. No one pointed it out to me! I saw it at the end of the work day.

[User] I noticed that I had toilet paper on the bottom of my shoe at work. No one told me!

[User] That must have been very humiliating.

[User] Yes! I felt so bad that no one was willing to let me know.

[User] I hope that never happens again.