[System] surprised: My oldest girls are just over a year apart. I wasn't expecting to have another baby so soon.

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My oldest girls are just over a year apart. I wasn't expecting to have another baby so soon.,4|4|5_5|5|5,
hit:1559_conv:3118,2,surprised,My oldest girls are just over a year apart. I wasn't expecting to have another baby so soon.,1,How many kids would that be now?,4|4|5_5|5|5,
hit:1559_conv:3118,3,surprised,My oldest girls are just over a year apart. I wasn't expecting to have another baby so soon.,226,That makes 3 girls. They keep me on my toes.,4|4|5_5|5|5,
hit:1559_conv:3118,4,surprised,My oldest girls are just over a year apart. I wasn't expecting to have another baby so soon.,1,hahaha I bet they do! ,4|4|5_5|5|5,
hit:1559_conv:3119,1,afraid,My friend hasn't answered me calls for 2 weeks now. I don't know what's going on.,1,My friend hasn't answered me calls for 2 weeks now. I don't know what's going on.,5|5|5_4|4|5,
hit:1559_conv:3119,2,afraid,My friend hasn't answered me calls for 2 weeks now. I don't know what's going on.,226,Do you have another way of contacting them?,5|5|5_4|4|5,
hit:1559_conv:3119,3,afraid,My friend hasn't answered me calls for 2 weeks now. I don't know what's going on.,1,I asked their roommates but they don't know anything.,5|5|5_4|4|5,
hit:1559_conv:3119,4,afraid,My friend hasn't answered me calls for 2 weeks now. I don't know what's going on.,226,You must be worried sick. The roommates sound suspicious.,5|5|5_4|4|5,
hit:1560_conv:3120,1,grateful,I got a $1,000 scholarship for tuition. Doesn't cover everything, but it's something.,1,I got a $1,000 scholarship for tuition. Doesn't cover everything, but it's something.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1560_conv:3120,2,grateful,I got a $1,000 scholarship for tuition. Doesn't cover everything, but it's something.,296,Wow! Thats amazing. What are you going to school for?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1560_conv:3120,3,grateful,I got a $1,000 scholarship for tuition. Doesn't cover everything, but it's something.,1,I'm in marketing. I find what influences people interesting.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1560_conv:3120,4,grateful,I got a $1,000 scholarship for tuition. Doesn't cover everything, but it's something.,296,Oh that's great. Marketing is very lucrative!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1560_conv:3121,1,hopeful,i am feeling hopeful about my future after coming back to work and starting my business back up,296,I recently started work again and I am also picking back up my business. It is making me feel happy about the future,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1560_conv:3121,2,hopeful,i am feeling hopeful about my future after coming back to work and starting my business back up,1,I hope everything works out. That all sounds very promising!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1560_conv:3121,3,hopeful,i am feeling hopeful about my future after coming back to work and starting my business back up,296,Thank you! yes it is. It's been a really terrible year with lots of deaths so it's a miracle I am even here.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1560_conv:3121,4,hopeful,i am feeling hopeful about my future after coming back to work and starting my business back up,1,Oh no, I wish people didn't have to go through the bad stuff. At least, they make you appreciate the good times more.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1560_conv:3121,5,hopeful,i am feeling hopeful about my future after coming back to work and starting my business back up,296,yes they do! Thank you,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1561_conv:3123,1,terrified,I was outside when lightning struck a tree that was close to me.,226,I was outside when lightning struck a tree that was close to me.,4|4|5_5|5|5,
hit:1561_conv:3123,2,terrified,I was outside when lightning struck a tree that was close to me.,60,That must have been scary. ,4|4|5_5|5|5,
hit:1561_conv:3123,3,terrified,I was outside when lightning struck a tree that was close to me.,226,I thought I was a goner.,4|4|5_5|5|5,
hit:1561_conv:3123,4,terrified,I was outside when lightning struck a tree that was close to me.,60,When you hear thunder do you hide now?,4|4|5_5|5|5,
hit:1562_conv:3125,1,surprised,I went to register my daughter for school today and the place was empty!,27,I went to register my youngest daughter for school today.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1562_conv:3125,2,surprised,I went to register my daughter for school today and the place was empty!,60,Was it stressful? ,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1562_conv:3125,3,surprised,I went to register my daughter for school today and the place was empty!,27,It maybe would have been if anyone was at the school. I really don't want her to go there but the private school had too long of a waiting list for this year.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1562_conv:3125,4,surprised,I went to register my daughter for school today and the place was empty!,60,They school was locked up? I can't imagine. My first born is due in December and i'm all ready stressed about school. ,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1562_conv:3125,5,surprised,I went to register my daughter for school today and the place was empty!,27,It was open and they just left flyers. I don't even know who my childs teacher is. The public schools here are trash.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1562_conv:3125,6,surprised,I went to register my daughter for school today and the place was empty!,60,Wow, that sounds like where I went. Have you considered a charter school?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1562_conv:3125,7,surprised,I went to register my daughter for school today and the place was empty!,27,I'm going to get her in the private school my oldest went to. It will be fine she is only ine pre k now.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1562_conv:3125,8,surprised,I went to register my daughter for school today and the place was empty!,60,I would be scared. They are so impressionable at that age.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1563_conv:3126,1,prepared,We have some bad storms headed our way. I have cleared out a safe place in the basement and also packed a tote of food, water, medications and other emergency supplies to keep down there just in case.,243,We have some very bad storms headed our way this evening, possible tornadoes too.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1563_conv:3126,2,prepared,We have some bad storms headed our way. I have cleared out a safe place in the basement and also packed a tote of food, water, medications and other emergency supplies to keep down there just in case.,226,Please be prepared ahead of time. I know that situation can be scary so it's best to be ready.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1563_conv:3126,3,prepared,We have some bad storms headed our way. I have cleared out a safe place in the basement and also packed a tote of food, water, medications and other emergency supplies to keep down there just in case.,243,I have cleared a safe spot in the basement and also taken down a tote full of food, water, and other emergency supplies.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1563_conv:3126,4,prepared,We have some bad storms headed our way. I have cleared out a safe place in the basement and also packed a tote of food, water, medications and other emergency supplies to keep down there just in case.,226,Keep alert and be safe.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1563_conv:3127,1,grateful,I was at the store and did not have enough money to pay for my items. The person behind be paid for my groceries..,226,I was at the store and did not have enough money to pay for my items. The person behind be paid for my groceries,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1563_conv:3127,2,grateful,I was at the store and did not have enough money to pay for my items. The person behind be paid for my groceries..,243,Oh wow! That is wonderful! I bet you were so grateful.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1563_conv:3127,3,grateful,I was at the store and did not have enough money to pay for my items. The person behind be paid for my groceries..,226,I couldn't believe that someone would do that for me.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1563_conv:3127,4,grateful,I was at the store and did not have enough money to pay for my items. The person behind be paid for my groceries..,243,That was so nice. Maybe someday you will be able to pay it forward.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1564_conv:3129,1,anxious,I felt anxious when I saw a new dog and knew she needed help but I didn't want another dog.,296,Well I rescued another dog the other day and thankfully she is very calm and sweet but I was so worried when I saw her as I already have more then enough animals.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1564_conv:3129,2,anxious,I felt anxious when I saw a new dog and knew she needed help but I didn't want another dog.,60,That's so awesome. Is she little or big?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1564_conv:3129,3,anxious,I felt anxious when I saw a new dog and knew she needed help but I didn't want another dog.,296,She is in between. Just a pocket pit. She was so starved and abused and maybe pregnant. I had to help her. Even though it makes me worried- I am over the city limit.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1564_conv:3129,4,anxious,I felt anxious when I saw a new dog and knew she needed help but I didn't want another dog.,60,But she needs you. It's similar to mine. My found my pit eating out of the dumpster. What did you name her?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1564_conv:3129,5,anxious,I felt anxious when I saw a new dog and knew she needed help but I didn't want another dog.,296,I know. And rescues never help me. So many are not nice anyway to people. I will make sure she is ok. Her name is sweetie. She is so docile and scared of everything. Most docile terrier ever.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1564_conv:3129,6,anxious,I felt anxious when I saw a new dog and knew she needed help but I didn't want another dog.,60,That's sad I'm sure she will come around soon.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1565_conv:3130,1,caring,I love seeing all of the kids excited about school. They are so sweet.,27,I love seeing all the kids excited about school starting again.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1565_conv:3130,2,caring,I love seeing all of the kids excited about school. They are so sweet.,226,It is always such an exciting time for them. So many new things to discover.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1565_conv:3130,3,caring,I love seeing all of the kids excited about school. They are so sweet.,27,Especially the elementary kids. I want them to love school forever. That's a pipe dream.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1565_conv:3130,4,caring,I love seeing all of the kids excited about school. They are so sweet.,226,If they get a really good teacher it can instill a love of learning that will stay with them.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1565_conv:3130,5,caring,I love seeing all of the kids excited about school. They are so sweet.,27,MY daughter had a teacher like that in pre k. We send her a card every year. She is in tehe 8th grade now!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1565_conv:3131,1,afraid,We had a bad storm and the power was out for hours during the night.,226,We had a bad storm and the power was out for hours during the night,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1565_conv:3131,2,afraid,We had a bad storm and the power was out for hours during the night.,27,It just started storming here. I hope we don't lose power.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1565_conv:3131,3,afraid,We had a bad storm and the power was out for hours during the night.,226,Storms are so unpredictable. It's best to be prepared when you know they are coming.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1565_conv:3131,4,afraid,We had a bad storm and the power was out for hours during the night.,27,I keep saying we will get some flashlights, the ones only phone are only good if the phone is charged.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1566_conv:3132,1,nostalgic,Checked out my old yearbook. It was so much easier making friends back then.,1,Checked out my old yearbook. It was so much easier making friends back then.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1566_conv:3132,2,nostalgic,Checked out my old yearbook. It was so much easier making friends back then.,296,Yes typically kids are nicer and more open. Adults have so many secrets and issues :),5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1566_conv:3132,3,nostalgic,Checked out my old yearbook. It was so much easier making friends back then.,1,Yea, I guess that happens with time. Wish it wasn't so though.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1566_conv:3132,4,nostalgic,Checked out my old yearbook. It was so much easier making friends back then.,296,I here you! But it's better to make a good friend then many that aren't that good. Maybe try church or meetups?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1566_conv:3133,1,afraid,When I used to live in a hotel I was afraid all the time of being found out with all my pets,296,Well I used to live in a hotel down south and I was scared all the time. I had too many pets and scared I would be found out a lot and kicked out. It was like living while hiding things from the nazis. I'd never live that way again.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1566_conv:3133,2,afraid,When I used to live in a hotel I was afraid all the time of being found out with all my pets,1,Oh no, how many pets do you have?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1566_conv:3133,3,afraid,When I used to live in a hotel I was afraid all the time of being found out with all my pets,296,Too many! lol- I had more at the time- but they only wanted you to have 2- they don't like pets down there very much. I rescue- so lots! :),5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1566_conv:3133,4,afraid,When I used to live in a hotel I was afraid all the time of being found out with all my pets,1,That's incredible. I love animals and those who help them!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1566_conv:3133,5,afraid,When I used to live in a hotel I was afraid all the time of being found out with all my pets,296,:) It's hard work! Thats why I work from home but worth it,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1567_conv:3134,1,excited,Going on a date with my crush this weekend. I'm kinda nervous!,1,Going on a date with my crush this weekend. I'm kinda nervous!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1567_conv:3134,2,excited,Going on a date with my crush this weekend. I'm kinda nervous!,226,Those butterflies are good for you. It will keep things interesting.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1567_conv:3134,3,excited,Going on a date with my crush this weekend. I'm kinda nervous!,1,Butterflies are great. It means I like her, but I just hope I don't make a doofus of myself.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1567_conv:3134,4,excited,Going on a date with my crush this weekend. I'm kinda nervous!,226,Don't be afraid to be yourself. She will love it if you do.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1567_conv:3135,1,sad,My nieces pet guinea pig died yesterday.,226,My nieces pet guinea pig died yesterday,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1567_conv:3135,2,sad,My nieces pet guinea pig died yesterday.,1,Oh no, the poor little thing. Your nieces must be devastated.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1567_conv:3135,3,sad,My nieces pet guinea pig died yesterday.,226,She was upset. But I feel for the one left behind. They were sisters.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1567_conv:3135,4,sad,My nieces pet guinea pig died yesterday.,1,Oh no, that happened to my dogs. One died before the other, and the other was so depressed, she quickly followed.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1568_conv:3136,1,surprised,I was very surprised today when my mail wasn't delivered for a second day and the garbage men did not pick anything up.,296,We have our water pipes being redone in our corrupt city for the third or fourth time. They blocked my street and the mailman still isn't delivering and the garbage was not picked up. ,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1568_conv:3136,2,surprised,I was very surprised today when my mail wasn't delivered for a second day and the garbage men did not pick anything up.,60,Yikes that sounds like a pain. I would dump my trash in front of city hall.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1568_conv:3136,3,surprised,I was very surprised today when my mail wasn't delivered for a second day and the garbage men did not pick anything up.,296,Thats true lol. I could do that. But they'd likely harm me- One of those corrupt cities where they don't care about crime and rapes but care about the little dumb things,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1568_conv:3136,4,surprised,I was very surprised today when my mail wasn't delivered for a second day and the garbage men did not pick anything up.,60,Time to make your town facebook famous or something. Shame them into fixing things. ,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1568_conv:3136,5,surprised,I was very surprised today when my mail wasn't delivered for a second day and the garbage men did not pick anything up.,296,Oh it's flint, MI- they are very famous for being corrupt. Nothing I can do but save up to move out :),5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1568_conv:3136,6,surprised,I was very surprised today when my mail wasn't delivered for a second day and the garbage men did not pick anything up.,60,I was robbed in Flint. I grew up just down the road from Fenton. You need to move. ,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1568_conv:3136,7,surprised,I was very surprised today when my mail wasn't delivered for a second day and the garbage men did not pick anything up.,296,Wow! yes- it was good for a time but it is SO corrupt here and bills so high- I thought it was cheap no- Yes I am saving to move and working on a business too! outta here soon- it's so dangerous and it IS the ghetto.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1569_conv:3138,1,impressed,We're behind on a work project, but our boss told us not to worry about it and go home for the day.,1,We're behind on a work project, but our boss told us not to worry about it and go home for the day.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1569_conv:3138,2,impressed,We're behind on a work project, but our boss told us not to worry about it and go home for the day.,220,Wow, I wonder why he was being so generous,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1569_conv:3138,3,impressed,We're behind on a work project, but our boss told us not to worry about it and go home for the day.,1,We think he's a great guy. I hope work doesn't change him.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1569_conv:3138,4,impressed,We're behind on a work project, but our boss told us not to worry about it and go home for the day.,220,I hope not either!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1569_conv:3139,1,guilty,I asked my friend for a loan but I used the money for a different reason.,220,I told my friend I needed to borrow money for some car repairs but I used it for something else completely. I feel bad about it.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1569_conv:3139,2,guilty,I asked my friend for a loan but I used the money for a different reason.,1,Oh no. What did you use it on?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1569_conv:3139,3,guilty,I asked my friend for a loan but I used the money for a different reason.,220,I don't even want to say, I'm so ashamed.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1569_conv:3139,4,guilty,I asked my friend for a loan but I used the money for a different reason.,1,Oh I'm so sorry. Hopefully, you've learned and won't do it again, yea?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1570_conv:3140,1,lonely,My house will be empty soon. Kids are almost grown.,27,MY nest will be empty soon. I don't know what I'm going to do.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1570_conv:3140,2,lonely,My house will be empty soon. Kids are almost grown.,60,New hobby. Maybe surfing or hiking.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1570_conv:3140,3,lonely,My house will be empty soon. Kids are almost grown.,27,I'm too old for that. I think I'll buy a bunch of jugsaw puzzles.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1570_conv:3140,4,lonely,My house will be empty soon. Kids are almost grown.,60,Your never to old. I thought my father to surf at 67 years old. Your die sitting in front of a puzzle. How about Yoga or painting class? ,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1570_conv:3140,5,lonely,My house will be empty soon. Kids are almost grown.,27,Yoga? oh lord. Painting sounds fun though,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1570_conv:3140,6,lonely,My house will be empty soon. Kids are almost grown.,60,Yoga is low impact. They have classes for all ages and levels. It will be a reason to get up and help you stay healthy longer.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1570_conv:3140,7,lonely,My house will be empty soon. Kids are almost grown.,27,I think I'll look into it. Seriously.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1571_conv:3142,1,grateful,Fruits have been so expensive lately, so our neighbors always brings us a basket of pears from their trees!,1,Fruits have been so expensive lately, so our neighbors always brings us a basket of pears from their trees!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1571_conv:3142,2,grateful,Fruits have been so expensive lately, so our neighbors always brings us a basket of pears from their trees!,294,That is so incredibly nice of them.  It is nice to have good neighbors...and good pears!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1571_conv:3142,3,grateful,Fruits have been so expensive lately, so our neighbors always brings us a basket of pears from their trees!,1,They are great people. They had so many that instead of throwing them out, they took the time to collect them and share it with us!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1571_conv:3142,4,grateful,Fruits have been so expensive lately, so our neighbors always brings us a basket of pears from their trees!,294,Wow, I wish I had neighbors like that.  I'm stuck going to the store and paying $2.99 a pound on them.  You're right, it is expensive.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1571_conv:3143,1,content,I am really happy with how things are going at work right now.,294,I'm really happy with how things are going at work right now.  I just got a raise, and a promotion.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1571_conv:3143,2,content,I am really happy with how things are going at work right now.,1,That's great! I hope things continue to go well for ya.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1571_conv:3143,3,content,I am really happy with how things are going at work right now.,294,I hope so too.  Things don't normally go this well so I'm enjoying while it lasts.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1571_conv:3143,4,content,I am really happy with how things are going at work right now.,1,ah always gotta prepare for those unexpected rainy days.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1572_conv:3144,1,guilty,I had plans with my friend to go to dinner, but I chose to stay at work to make more money.,1,I had plans with my friend to go to dinner, but I chose to stay at work to make more money,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1572_conv:3144,2,guilty,I had plans with my friend to go to dinner, but I chose to stay at work to make more money.,226,Were you able to reschedule with your friend?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1572_conv:3144,3,guilty,I had plans with my friend to go to dinner, but I chose to stay at work to make more money.,1,No. She's not taking my calls currently.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1572_conv:3144,4,guilty,I had plans with my friend to go to dinner, but I chose to stay at work to make more money.,226,Maybe you can make it up to them.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1572_conv:3145,1,sentimental,My girls went on an out of town trip and I was home alone,226,My girls went on an out of town trip and I was home alone,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1572_conv:3145,2,sentimental,My girls went on an out of town trip and I was home alone,1,Oh no. Being home alone can be good though. Finally everything to yourself!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1572_conv:3145,3,sentimental,My girls went on an out of town trip and I was home alone,226,You would think but I really missed them.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1572_conv:3145,4,sentimental,My girls went on an out of town trip and I was home alone,1,I feel ya. How long will they be gone for?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1573_conv:3147,1,sad,My mom had to put our family dog to sleep the other day. He was very old and sick. We got her when I was in 1st grade.,243,My mom had to put our family dog to sleep last week.,5|5|5_3|4|5,
hit:1573_conv:3147,2,sad,My mom had to put our family dog to sleep the other day. He was very old and sick. We got her when I was in 1st grade.,66,Oh, that is so tough. I am sorry. Are you all right?,5|5|5_3|4|5,
hit:1573_conv:3147,3,sad,My mom had to put our family dog to sleep the other day. He was very old and sick. We got her when I was in 1st grade.,243,It's so hard because we have had her since I was in 1st grade. She was so old and sick.,5|5|5_3|4|5,
hit:1573_conv:3147,4,sad,My mom had to put our family dog to sleep the other day. He was very old and sick. We got her when I was in 1st grade.,66,That's where you really do have to make the decision for the animal, not us -- that doesn't make it easier when it happens. Do you have other pets?,5|5|5_3|4|5,
hit:1574_conv:3148,1,anticipating,Ready to go on my vacation!,220,I'm leaving for vacation soon! I'm so pumped! It can't come soon enough!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1574_conv:3148,2,anticipating,Ready to go on my vacation!,1,Yes! Vacation. Where ya headed?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1574_conv:3148,3,anticipating,Ready to go on my vacation!,220,Disney World, I've never been!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1574_conv:3148,4,anticipating,Ready to go on my vacation!,1,Oh you'll have lots of fun!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1574_conv:3149,1,annoyed,I wish I was born wealthy. I have to give up spending time with my family to get more hours at work in.,1,I wish I was born wealthy. I have to give up spending time with my family to get more hours at work in.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1574_conv:3149,2,annoyed,I wish I was born wealthy. I have to give up spending time with my family to get more hours at work in.,220,I'm sorry, that's life for most of us, though.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1574_conv:3149,3,annoyed,I wish I was born wealthy. I have to give up spending time with my family to get more hours at work in.,1,Yes, it definitely is. Gotta work with what ya got.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1574_conv:3149,4,annoyed,I wish I was born wealthy. I have to give up spending time with my family to get more hours at work in.,220,Maybe you'll hit the lottery one day!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1575_conv:3150,1,lonely,My friends left on a trip, but I couldn't go with them because I have so many projects to work on.,1,My friends left on a trip, but I couldn't go with them because I have so many projects to work on.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1575_conv:3150,2,lonely,My friends left on a trip, but I couldn't go with them because I have so many projects to work on.,226,That had to be disappointing. Will you be able to go at another time?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1575_conv:3150,3,lonely,My friends left on a trip, but I couldn't go with them because I have so many projects to work on.,1,Yea definitely. I hope we get another time sooner than later.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1575_conv:3150,4,lonely,My friends left on a trip, but I couldn't go with them because I have so many projects to work on.,226,At least you have something to look forward to.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1575_conv:3151,1,embarrassed,I was crossing a wet road and slipped. I fell with a thud right on my rear end.,226,I was crossing a wet road and slipped. I fell with a thud right on my rear end,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1575_conv:3151,2,embarrassed,I was crossing a wet road and slipped. I fell with a thud right on my rear end.,1,Oh no. How is your butt now?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1575_conv:3151,3,embarrassed,I was crossing a wet road and slipped. I fell with a thud right on my rear end.,226,Very funny. All I could do is sit there and laugh.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1575_conv:3151,4,embarrassed,I was crossing a wet road and slipped. I fell with a thud right on my rear end.,1,hahaha I hope you recover soon.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1576_conv:3152,1,nostalgic,I heard one of my favorite youtubers talking about the 90's and how old we were lol. Made me remember good times as a teen,296,I heard one of my favorite youtubers talking about the 90's the other day and how old we were lol. But it reminded me of fun times as a teen,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1576_conv:3152,2,nostalgic,I heard one of my favorite youtubers talking about the 90's and how old we were lol. Made me remember good times as a teen,1,90s were good time. What is your favorite memory?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1576_conv:3152,3,nostalgic,I heard one of my favorite youtubers talking about the 90's and how old we were lol. Made me remember good times as a teen,296,I am not sure I can pick on favorite but I loved how there were no bills lol and it was just freedom to be creative and listen to music all night and hang out with friends talking until the late hours :),5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1576_conv:3152,4,nostalgic,I heard one of my favorite youtubers talking about the 90's and how old we were lol. Made me remember good times as a teen,1,Oh yea. No bills is definitely great. You can still do all those things y'know.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1576_conv:3153,1,trusting,My friend left me with her dog. Never met this little guy.,1,My friend left me with her dog. Never met this little guy,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1576_conv:3153,2,trusting,My friend left me with her dog. Never met this little guy.,296,Aw! Well I hope you can help him?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1576_conv:3153,3,trusting,My friend left me with her dog. Never met this little guy.,1,Yep. We are getting along so far. Looks like he misses his mommy though.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1576_conv:3153,4,trusting,My friend left me with her dog. Never met this little guy.,296,Oh I bet! Are you just babysitting?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1577_conv:3154,1,proud,After all these years as a single mom, my kid is now a successful researcher. He's pretty happy in life.,1,After all these years as a single mom, my kid is now a successful researcher. He's pretty happy in life.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1577_conv:3154,2,proud,After all these years as a single mom, my kid is now a successful researcher. He's pretty happy in life.,273,That's got to be a pretty good feeling, to see our kids succeed and hopefully do better than us. I'm happy for you! What does he research?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1577_conv:3154,3,proud,After all these years as a single mom, my kid is now a successful researcher. He's pretty happy in life.,1,He's working on Parkinson actually. He has such a great heart.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1577_conv:3154,4,proud,After all these years as a single mom, my kid is now a successful researcher. He's pretty happy in life.,273,Parkinson's disease? That's pretty noble. Imagine if he were to be the one to help cause a breakthrough on curing it... How crazy would that be. Would add a nice legacy to your family.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1577_conv:3155,1,annoyed,Someone ate the last piece of pizza this afternoon, when I was away all day and looking forward to eating it. I hate living with family during the summer, because my siblings eat and take things that aren't theirs!,273,Someone ate the last piece of pizza this afternoon, when I was away all day and looking forward to eating it. I hate living with family during the summer, because my siblings eat and take things that aren't theirs!,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1577_conv:3155,2,annoyed,Someone ate the last piece of pizza this afternoon, when I was away all day and looking forward to eating it. I hate living with family during the summer, because my siblings eat and take things that aren't theirs!,1,Oh man, siblings are such hit or miss sometimes. Some get really good ones and some get, well, yours. Sorry to say.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1577_conv:3155,3,annoyed,Someone ate the last piece of pizza this afternoon, when I was away all day and looking forward to eating it. I hate living with family during the summer, because my siblings eat and take things that aren't theirs!,273,If I'm being honest, they're not all bad. The older one helps me with a lot of things. And the younger ones can be funny. But yeah, sometimes they just.. .get to me.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1577_conv:3155,4,annoyed,Someone ate the last piece of pizza this afternoon, when I was away all day and looking forward to eating it. I hate living with family during the summer, because my siblings eat and take things that aren't theirs!,1,Everyone has their faults I guess. I'm glad you don't focus on their faults.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1578_conv:3156,1,hopeful,My favorite team has a new Quarterback. Maybe this will be a better season for them.,226,My favorite team has a new Quarterback. Maybe this will be a better season for them,4|4|5_5|5|5,
hit:1578_conv:3156,2,hopeful,My favorite team has a new Quarterback. Maybe this will be a better season for them.,274,Who is your favorite team?,4|4|5_5|5|5,
hit:1578_conv:3156,3,hopeful,My favorite team has a new Quarterback. Maybe this will be a better season for them.,226,I like college football. I root for Arkansas.,4|4|5_5|5|5,
hit:1578_conv:3156,4,hopeful,My favorite team has a new Quarterback. Maybe this will be a better season for them.,274,Who is the quarterback now,4|4|5_5|5|5,
hit:1578_conv:3157,1,lonely,After being at work all day, I am now home relaxing with no one around.  There is no one to share my day with.,274,After a long hard day at work, I came home to an empty house.,5|5|5_4|4|5,
hit:1578_conv:3157,2,lonely,After being at work all day, I am now home relaxing with no one around.  There is no one to share my day with.,226,Is that a good thing or a bad thing?,5|5|5_4|4|5,
hit:1578_conv:3157,3,lonely,After being at work all day, I am now home relaxing with no one around.  There is no one to share my day with.,274,Bad as there is no one to share my thoughts and relieve stress with.,5|5|5_4|4|5,
hit:1578_conv:3157,4,lonely,After being at work all day, I am now home relaxing with no one around.  There is no one to share my day with.,226,Are there any social groups you can join to have some company?,5|5|5_4|4|5,
hit:1579_conv:3158,1,annoyed,I am very annoyed with my mail person. He writes on my mail and never delivers it and lies.,296,I have an older mailman...around 40 and he is the kind here and he constantly writes on my mail and doesn't deliver it.,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1579_conv:3158,2,annoyed,I am very annoyed with my mail person. He writes on my mail and never delivers it and lies.,60,Is he bad at his job or hitting on you?,5|5|5_5|5|5,
hit:1579_conv:3158,3,annoyed,I am very annoyed with my mail person. He writes on my mail and never delivers it and lies.,296,He thinks he is the king*. He is very bad. My mailbox is on the outside of my fence but he writes dogs" on it..won't deliver it and also he throws my packages to wreck them. Post office thinks he is great and won't do anything about it.


[System] annoyed: I am very annoyed with my mail person. He writes on my mail and never delivers it and lies.

[User] Make him Facebook famous. The Viral terrible mail man.

[User] I know! I just got cameras for that except I never have packages delivered here anymore because of him.

[User] Send you self a empty package or something.


[System] terrified: I was so scared today! I was taking out the garbage and a huge raccoon jumped out at me from behind the trash can!

[User] I was so scared today! I was taking out the garbage and a huge raccoon jumped out at me from behind the trash can!

[Assistant] Wow. Raccoon digging through the trash, hu?

[User] Yes! He almost gave me a heart attack! I ran screaming back into the house!

[Assistant] Are you usually afraid of raccoons or just surprised?


[System] surprised: I was going to have dinner with my family, but we're on the highway to New York it seems.

[Assistant] I was going to have dinner with my family, but we're on the highway to New York it seems.

[User] Was this an unplanned trip?

[Assistant] Well, it's unplanned for me, but I think they definitely planned this.

[User] Well, I'm sorry that this was sprung upon you, but I hope you have a safe trip!


[System] angry: My neighbor hit on my wife!

[User] Who does my neighbor think he is hitting on my wife at the block party??

[Assistant] Wow. That's a pretty low thing to do.

[User] It is, I hope he steps on a nail! What a jerk!!!

[Assistant] Oh just a nail? You are a nice person.


[System] impressed: We are behind on a work project, but we came in this morning and it seems like one of our coworkers finished it all by himself over night.

[Assistant] We are behind on a work project, but we came in this morning and it seems like one of our coworkers finished it all by himself over night.

[User] Wow! What a champ for doing that. You guys owe him!

[Assistant] Yes, we do. He's a terrific guy. He said since he's single, he wanted us to be with our families.

[User] Get that man a wife!


[System] proud: It took so much time to finish the tree house, but we're finally done.

[Assistant] It took so much time to finish the tree house, but we're finally done

[User] You must be so relieved that its done.

[Assistant] Yea, the kids seem pretty happy with it.

[User] They are going to have so much fun with it.


[System] impressed: My daughter took it upon herself to make extra money mowing yards.

[User] My daughter took it upon herself to make extra money mowing yards.

[Assistant] That's a really adult move on her part.

[User] She is growing up and showing so much initiative.

[Assistant] She's showing she's responsible. I think she'll be just fine growing up.


[System] anxious: We submitted our proposal for the new project and hope we get it. It would be such a high profile project that would get us a lot of  new clients if successful.

[Assistant] We submitted our proposal for the new project and hope we get it. It would be such a high profile project that would get us a lot of new clients if successful.

[User] I wish you the best of luck on your proposal and the possibility of it becoming a reality.

[Assistant] Thank you so much! I hope so, too.

[User] What kind of project may I ask?


[System] proud: I did well on my LSAT and now I hope to start law school.  I will be starting in January if accepted.

[User] I just recently took the LSAT and did well.  I hope to be starting law school in the spirng.

[Assistant] I hope you did well and congratulations on Law School!

[User] Thank you! I hope to get into Syracuse.

[Assistant] Law is a pretty tough career. You must've worked hard, and I'm sure that will pay off.


[System] faithful: I'm going to be away from my girlfriend for a year, but she should know that she can trust me.

[Assistant] I'm going to be away from my girlfriend for a year, but she should know that she can trust me.

[User] Sometimes it is very hard and the jealousy can come out. I hope you have a really strong relationship though.

[Assistant] Thank you. It will definitely test our relationship and hopefully, we come through it.

[User] I have seen many relationships be destroyed because of time and space. Good luck to you all.


[System] trusting: My husband is such a great guy. I don't ever have to worry about him going out and cheating on me. That is great because I used to be a jealous person.

[User] My husband is so amazing. I can trust him totally.

[Assistant] That's so great to hear. Relationships can be hit or miss sometimes. Sounds like you got a good one.

[User] I used to be a really jealous person and was always picking a fight thinking something was up. I have learned after 21 years how to deal with my problem.

[Assistant] Over 2 decades. That's a long time.

[User] Yes, it has been tough at times, but we have made it through. We now have 6 kids and 7 grandkids between the 2 of us.


[System] confident: We decided not to hire a roofer and do this thing on our own.

[Assistant] We decided not to hire a roofer and do this thing on our own

[User] That sounds cool.  So you are fixing it yourself?

[Assistant] Yep. We are. Hopefully, Youtube pulls through.

[User] Best of luck with that.  Hopefully you will do fine and save a ton of cash.


[System] sad: I am sad tonight.  I am broke until next week.

[User] I am feeling down tonight.  I am broke until next week.

[Assistant] Oh no, do you at least have food?

[User] Yeah.  I have some raman.  Thats all anyone really needs right?

[Assistant] Ramen is delicious! I eat them even when I'm not worrying about money.


[System] excited: I'm going to an amusement park tomorrow for the first time and I can hardly wait!

[User] I'm going to an amusement park tomorrow for the first time and I can hardly wait!

[User] Whoa awesome! Really you've never been? Which one are you going too?

[User] Busch Gardens in Williamsburg.  I have been studying up on what to do once I get there and it all looks amazing.  I don't know what to do first!

[User] Whoa! Make sure to bring money for food or bring frozen drinks. And lots of sunscreen and comfy shoes!


[System] grateful: I am grateful that I have a place where I can rescue animals and not have a landlord

[User] I am happy I have a home without a landlord and can do what I want, like rescue animals.

[User] I'm glad you can do what you're passionate about.  What kinds of animals do you rescue?

[User] Any kind that needs help and happens to fall on my doorstep. I even feed all the wild critters I can :)

[User] That sounds so fun.  I hope I can do that some day, too!


[System] lonely: My family is visitng extended family in Canada. There's no one to come home to. Feels weird.

[Assistant] My family is visitng extended family in Canada. There's no one to come home to. Feels weird.

[User] I can imagine. Take this time to do something for yourself.

[Assistant] Yea. Think I'm finally gonna watch some horrors that my family are too afraid to watch.

[User] There you go. Sounds like fun.


[System] annoyed: I got caught by a train and it made me late for work.

[User] I got caught by a train and it made me late for work

[Assistant] Caught by a train? Do you mean it was late?

[User] Maybe I should have said stopped by a train. Ha Ha.

[Assistant] hahah I was kind of concerned but didn't want to ask. Glad that is the case then.


[System] annoyed: When my brother got in trouble at school, I was slightly perturbed. He knew better

[User] I got irritated when my brother got in trouble at school. He knew better

[User] What did he do?

[User] He cheated a little

[User] How do you cheat a little. Either you cheat or you don't.


[System] afraid: Just finished watching a murder mystery series. I'm afraid of walking outside in the dark now.

[User] I just finished watching a series on netflix and now I am afraid to go outside alone in the dark.

[Assistant] what show was it ?

[User] documentary on serial killers

[Assistant] i loved the ed gein documentary


[System] guilty: i forgot my brothers birthday

[Assistant] i felt bad when i forgot the day of my brothers birthday

[User] Oh no thats terrible.  Did you make it up to him?

[Assistant] i got him a present last minute

[User] That is thoughtful!

[Assistant] hes the baby of the family , i felt really bad


[System] proud: I am so happy!  I just passed a really important test.

[User] im so happy today.  I just passed a really important test.

[Assistant] congratulations. You worked really hard and deserved that pass!

[User] Yeah I did actually.  I studied for three days non stop.

[Assistant] That's an amazing feat. Studying is kind of a chore for me.


[System] caring: Just adopted a dog. We're gonna pick the little guy up this weekend.

[Assistant] Just adopted a dog. We're gonna pick the little guy up this weekend.

[User] Awww.. what kinda dog is it?

[Assistant] It's a jack russell terrier!

[User] that is so cute.  I had one of those.


[System] guilty: I felt bad when I faked a sickness to go to work. It just made me feel bad

[User] I felt bad when I skipped work when I was not sick. I just lied about it

[Assistant] Oh, were you just tired that day?

[User] I was hungover

[Assistant] lol it happens. Had a good night?


[System] hopeful: My wife is at the doctor's, and I think we might be getting good news about a new addition to our little family.

[Assistant] My wife is at the doctor's, and I think we might be getting good news about a new addition to our little family.

[User] Congratulations on the kid

[Assistant] Oh we don't know yet! I hope it's not just a tummy ache she's having.

[User] I am sure she will be fin


[System] grateful: I had food, water, and a place to sleep today. I am so thankful.

[Assistant] I had food, water, and a place to sleep today. I am so thankful.

[User] I get that so many people in the world are so much worse off then us. I think it's easy to forget that.

[Assistant] I agree. I try to not take anything for granted and appreciate life more.

[User] I wish I could be more like you.


[System] anxious: I have a court date next week and I don't know what's going to happen.

[User] I have a court date next week and I don't know what's going to happen.  I really want custody of my kids.

[User] Oh no! I really hope it goes well for you! That must be so stressful!

[User] It really is.  The 'opposition' really hates me so she is trying to keep from them.

[User] I'm sorry. That is a really tough situation. I'll be thinking of you and hoping for the best.


[System] jealous: My friend recently renovated her house and I was envious because I've been dreaming about doing mine.

[User] My friend recently renovated her kitchen and I was so envious because I've been dreaming about remodeling my own for years.

[User] I'm sure you'll be able to do yours soon.  And maybe you can get some good ideas from hers!

[User] That's true! I never looked at it that way!

[User] And when you do yours it will be that much newer than hers ;)


[System] anxious: I just took an English teacher certification test.  I can't wait for the results to come back.

[User] I am hoping to become an English teacher but I am waiting on test results to come back.

[Assistant] I bet you are very eager to find out, good luck!

[User] Thank you.  I am very eager and anxious to see how well I did.

[Assistant] Was the test hard?


[System] prepared: I bought everything I needed for the camping trip. I was not going to forget anything at all.

[Assistant] I bought everything I needed for the camping trip. I was not going to forget anything at all

[User] Double check your list.  Camping is always wonderful but hard to come back for something you forgot.

[Assistant] I agree. One time I forgot bug spray and it was awful.

[User] Did you make a list?


[System] afraid: I haven't watched a horror in so long, but my friend wants to watch one.

[Assistant] I haven't watched a horror in so long, but my friend wants to watch one

[User] Me either. I don't want too though,lol. Are you scared?

[Assistant] I'm terrified lol, but I don't want to tell her no.

[User] Oh man. Well I used to cuddle a dog when I would get scared. Find a dog


[System] excited: I am very excited to try a new lip stick and I found it for a good price.

[User] Well I find a new organic lip stick brand and found it for a good price and I am really happy to get it in the mail and try it!

[Assistant] Oh nice. What color is it?

[User] It  is a mauve. Lipstick queen! I can't always afford much so it's always nice when I can afford lipstick lol! especially a healthy kind.

[Assistant] Interesting to see how muave works. That's a shade of purple, isn't it?


[System] terrified: So, I'm dog-sitting for my neighbor right now while she's out of town, and one of them isn't acting right. They're not eating, and they seem all morose. I think I might have to take it to the vet...

[Assistant] So, I'm dog-sitting for my neighbor right now while she's out of town, and one of them isn't acting right. They're not eating, and they seem all morose. I think I might have to take it to the vet...

[Assistant] Oh no. I hope they're okay. How long until your neighbor gets home?

[Assistant] Not for another week! And the worst part is I know I have to tell her, but how do I tell her without her freaking out, you know? I don't want her to think it was my fault.

[Assistant] I hope everything turns out okay.

[Assistant] Thanks, I really appreciate that! We'll see how it goes. It's only been two days. Hopefully it's nothing.


[System] angry: Last night someone broke into my car. They stole all my change that I had in the cup holder and also my son's birthday present that was in the trunk.

[Assistant] Someone broke into my car last night.

[Assistant] Man, that's horrible luck. Did you forget to lock it, or did they just bust in?

[Assistant] It was locked. They broke the window and stole all my change and my son's birthday present that was in the trunk.

[Assistant] Are you kidding me? The nerve of some people. How desperate do you have to be... Well, I hope you can at least replace the present so your son isn't too sad. And at least they didn't try to bust into your home and harm you.


[System] surprised: I can't believe I found a 20 dollar bill outside my house. It was not expected at all.

[Assistant] I can't believe I found a 20 dollar bill outside my house. It was not expected at all.

[User] That's pretty lucky, did you spend it?

[Assistant] Nope, it's still in my wallet. I like to keep in the same small pocket that has a four-leafed clover because I think it was such a lucky find!

[User] Well if you do choose to spend it make sure you do it wisely!


[System] disgusted: I went for a walk yesterday and stepped in some dog poop.

[User] I went for a walk yesterday and stepped in some dog poop, gross.

[Assistant] Lol! The real question is...was the poop fresh or old? I hate that shit, no pun intended

[User] It was fresh I think, I was wearing flip-flops too.

[Assistant] Ewww, did you clean it off?


[System] faithful: I got a new job, but I'm going to finish this last project with my current job before leaving.

[Assistant] I got a new job, but I'm going to finish this last project with my current job before leaving.

[Assistant] I wish I had a expedition

[Assistant] An expedition? Do you mean a trip or car?

[Assistant] Why do you think that?


[System] jealous: I sometimes wish that I can afford the luxuries that m friends can.

[Assistant] This one is acting weird.

[Assistant] I agree with you there. Let's just finish this one.

[Assistant] Well I hope things work out for you anyway lol

[Assistant] I hope they do for you as well. Thank you!

[Assistant] No problem!


[System] guilty: I finished my kids birthday candy tonight after they went to bed.  I know there going to be mad in the morning and I feel bad about it.

[User] I finished my kids birthday candy tonight after they went to bed. I know there going to be mad in the morning and I feel bad about it.

[User] That's funny. I'd tell them the tooth fairy stole it.

[User] Hahahaha.  That's pretty good.  The problem is this candy is very special.  One of their friends sent it over from Europe, so I can't just run down to 7-11 to buy some more.

[User] You better come up with something.


[System] angry: I spilled my coffee on my keyboard and now it's sticky. I am so furious!

[Assistant] I spilled my coffee on my keyboard and now it's sticky. I am so furious!

[User] Oh man! Will you need a new keyboard now?

[Assistant] I mean, it still works. But all the buttons are sticky and double clicking. I'm so mad at myself...

[User] Oh don't worry, accidents happen!


[System] anticipating: I am hopeful about moving out of this town.

[User] I am very hopeful and excited about moving away from a very rough city and moving to a farm.

[Assistant] Yes!!! I hate the city and prefer the rural areas. Are you going to get farm animals?

[User] yes! I would love to rescue farm animals. I already have one in the bathtub! lol! Our duck- He'd like a farm too

[Assistant] I agree, I love farms because it feels so natural.


[System] hopeful: I took my finals exam last week. I am optimistic about the results but we shall see.

[Assistant] I took my finals exam last week. I am optimistic about the results but we shall see.

[User] At this point all you can do is hope for the best. Hopefully if you worked hard it will turn out good.

[Assistant] Yes I agree, I studied hard for it. It will make or break me.

[User] Don't stress over it. You can't change anything at this point.


[System] furious: I was at a retail store and was ignored by the cashier who was checking me out.

[User] I was at a retail store and was ignored by the cashier who was checking me out.

[Assistant] That's always rough, maybe she didn't hear you?

[User] No, she was just incompetent.

[Assistant] Well she was just rude then. Not your fault at all.


[System] proud: My kid came home with straight A's!

[Assistant] My kid came home with straight A's!

[User] OMG that is wonderful!!!  I bet you are really proud!

[Assistant] I am very proud. She is such a great kid. I just wanted her to do her best. Doesn't really matter she gets straight A's or not.

[User] You say that but it sure is nice!


[System] prepared: My power went out three times today.  Good thing I had batteries.

[User] My power went out over three or four times today.  I lost count.

[Assistant] Oh wow. Is it raining or something over there?

[User] No they are doing work in the neighborhood.  Im glad I had my old hurricane supplies, batteries, etc.  I couldn't see anything.

[Assistant] How long is the work gonna take? I hope you don't get any weird power outages.


[System] disgusted: I ordered mcdonalds today from uber and it was terrible.

[Assistant] MY take out order today was terrible.

[Assistant] That sucks. What did you order?

[Assistant] McDonalds. I shouldve expected it. They don't get your order right in person.

[Assistant] Yea, Mcdonald's can be so hit or miss sometimes.

[Assistant] IT's either really good. Or terrible


[System] disappointed: I worked on this project for so long, but it turns out my job doesn't even want it done anymore.

[Assistant] I worked on this project for so long, but it turns out my job doesn't even want it done anymore.

[Assistant] Thats sucks

[Assistant] it does. I feel like it was a waste of my time, but at least I got paid for the hours.

[Assistant] Well. Maybe youll get a promotion.

[Assistant] Man, that would be awesome!

[Assistant] It would.


[System] confident: We're going to Thailand for the summer. Pretty sure I know the language enough to guide us.

[Assistant] We're going to Thailand for the summer. Pretty sure I know the language enough to guide us.

[Assistant] Nice! Where did you learn Thai?

[Assistant] I'm self taught actually. An hour everyday for a year now.

[Assistant] That's impressive. I bet you are more than prepared for this trip then!


[System] prepared: I made a list of everything I needed for my college dorm. Hopefully I am ready and didn't forget anything.

[Assistant] I made a list of everything I needed for my college dorm. Hopefully I am ready and didn't forget anything.

[Assistant] You're moving into the dorms soon, hu? Are you excited?

[Assistant] Yes, I am excited. I don't know what to expect honestly.

[Assistant] What's your major?


[System] surprised: I was shocked when my dad got me a new truck for my birthday

[User] I was shocked when my dad got me a new car. I had no idea

[Assistant] That is cool! Was it a gift for any certain occasion?

[User] I was starting my senior year, so it was for that I guess

[Assistant] I bet you were so happy! That's so awesome!


[System] proud: My husband has worked so hard on some projects at work and put in so many extra hours. It finally paid off and he got a promotion.

[Assistant] My husband had been putting in so many extra hours at work and working so hard on projects for his boss.

[User] I am sure it will be worth it in the end

[Assistant] Yes it was!! He finally got a promotion! We are so thrilled!

[User] I bet he was proud too


[System] furious: I am furious at the person who abused the dog I have.

[User] I am very angry at the person who bred, starved and then abandoned (or maybe she broke free) the dog I have.

[Assistant] Animal abuse disgusts me. I don't what would drive someone to do that...

[User] I don't either! They would have to be something very wrong as I couldn't imagine hurting an innocent!

[Assistant] If I had a chance to rescue an animal, I would totally do it.


[System] prepared: I made a list of what to bring to the waterpark. Hopefully, I am ready and didn't forget anything.

[Assistant] I made a list of what to bring to the waterpark. Hopefully, I am ready and didn't forget anything.

[User] Did you get sunscreen and a waterproof belly bag and a hat?

[Assistant] Yep! I forgot sunscreen last time and the sunburns were awful...not again this time!

[User] Oh no! Yes it's the number one thing to not forget. I hope you all have fun!


[System] caring: I tried to help my neighbor when she brought home her new baby. Even though I didn't like her

[Assistant] My neighbor brought home her baby and it was her first child.

[User] Wow, how exciting. I bet it looks like a fat little old man.

[Assistant] Fat little old lady. I tried to help her even though she had been mean and accused me of hitting her car when I didn't

[User] I would hit it out of spit now

[Assistant] Lol. She moved away. She thought I wanted her jobless boyfriend. No thanks

[User] Must have thought you wanted some of his sweet unemployment check

[Assistant] Lol. He didn't even have that.


[System] grateful: I was recently promoted to manager at work.  I can't thank my supervisor enough.

[User] I was recently rewarded at work for my loyalty and dedication to the company.

[Assistant] That's what I'm talking about! That sounds so nice. I'm a little jealous. Sounds like you deserve it, though.

[User] I was thankful that they recognized my contributions for all these years.

[Assistant] That's always nice to hear. Better that then hearing someone else getting the spotlight and recognition just because they're in a higher position. I hope that keeps happening for you.


[System] grateful: So, my computer monitor just died, and I was stressing about having to buy another one. But somehow my brother pulled out his toolkit and fixed it. I have no idea how people can be so handy!

[Assistant] So, my computer monitor just died, and I was stressing about having to buy another one. But somehow my brother pulled out his toolkit and fixed it. I have no idea how people can be so handy!

[User] He sounds so computer-savy.  How will you repay him?

[Assistant] I don't know... That's why I was worried about the monitor--I don't have a lot of money to begin with. So, I have to think of something free but thoughtful

[User] Dinner might be a welcomed surprise.


[System] sad: Summer is almost over. I'm not happy about it.

[Assistant] Summer is almost over. I can't take it!

[Assistant] Me too!! I love summer weather and vibes so much

[Assistant] The fall weather is nice, but there is so much more free time in summer. I miss it every time it leaves

[Assistant] I know, the free time is the best. You can do whatever you want, whenever!

[Assistant] now school is about to start. I just want to die.


[System] ashamed: I littered out my car window today, I am so remorseful...

[Assistant] I littered out my car window today, I am so remorseful...

[Assistant] OH no. Shame of you!

[Assistant] I'm sorry Earth!! I usually don't litter but it was so convenient at the time. I feel terrible

[Assistant] Just don't do again and I'll keep your secret.


[System] hopeful: I was confident that my brother was going to finish college. He was doing so well in his major

[User] I was confident my brother was going to finish college. He was doing so well in his major

[Assistant] What happened?

[User] He aced a few tests and just seemed to be doing well

[Assistant] Nice! What is his major?


[System] devastated: I bought a very difficult puzzle from my local hobby store, spent hours on building it only to drop it when I was about to put it in a frame. I was so dumbfounded

[Assistant] I bought a very difficult puzzle from my local hobby store, spent hours on building it only to drop it when I was about to put it in a frame. I was so dumbfounded

[User] I am sure you will get it

[Assistant] Thank you. I will be more careful next time, that is for sure.

[User] I do believe you


[System] disgusted: I was sickened when I heard that my friend had been fired. They did not like the fact that she was gay

[User] I was sickened when my friend got fired. They did not like that she was gay apparently

[Assistant] Whoa whoa whoa, that still happens in this day and age? How did they even get away with that?

[User] A rural county got away with it for a week, then it went bad for them

[Assistant] Well, good. I hope they got a lot of negative press. That stuff shouldn't fly these days.


[System] jealous: My friend bought a winning lottery ticket for $2,500 yesterday. Kind of annoyed since I know he's just going to blow it all on alcohol. I'd prefer if I could have it so I could use it to pay my rent.

[Assistant] My friend bought a winning lottery ticket for $2,500 yesterday. Kind of annoyed since I know he's just going to blow it all on alcohol. I'd prefer if I could have it so I could use it to pay my rent.

[User] That is way too much money to blow for sure

[Assistant] Yeah, he goes through money fast because his parents spot him for cash no matter what. I get that it's their money, they can do whatever, and that I should be able to support myself. But it's hard to see people be so careless when I'm struggling over here.

[User] I feel bad for the parents then


[System] devastated: My brand new car was hit in the parking lot.  The driver took off without leaving a note.

[User] My car was damaged in the parking lot and the other driver took off without leaving me a note.

[Assistant] That is horrible! Were their any cameras?

[User] No and its a brand new car.  The cop said I was at fault since I was illegally parked.

[Assistant] Oh man. That's too bad. Still not fair.


[System] afraid: My husband is out of town and my friends talked me into going to a scary movie with them. I have not been able to sleep since then. I cannot wait until my husband gets back.

[Assistant] My husband is out of town and my friends talked me into going to a scary movie with them the other night.

[User] Sounds like so much fun.  What did you see?

[Assistant] I don't remember the name, but I have not been able to sleep since then. I hate being home alone!

[User] It must have been really scary movie then.  Try leaving the tv on to help.


[System] hopeful: My mother is sick in the hospital. I am optimistic she will make it through

[Assistant] My mother is sick in the hospital. I am optimistic she will make it through

[Assistant] That sad. I hope she is okay.

[Assistant] Thank you, I am trying to see a positive out of this.

[Assistant] It will be fine. Make sure you spend time with her and let her know that it will be okay. It can be helpful/


[System] disgusted: I went to the worst restaurant ever today. I saw a mouse inthe kitchen.

[Assistant] I went to a new pizza place downtown. They have one of those wood fire ovens.

[Assistant] That sounds delicious! What type of pizza did you order?

[Assistant] I didn't order anything a mouse ran out of the kitchen and scared me to death.

[Assistant] Lol! Maybe the rat is the chef? The restaurant's secret is a rat in the hat!

[Assistant] I didn't think that movie was cute at all. I don't want a rat making my pizza lol


[System] jealous: Whenever I see a happy couple, I get so envious...

[Assistant] Whenever I see a happy couple, I get so envious..

[Assistant] Aww, that's sad. Do you have a bad relationship or not have one?

[Assistant] I've been single for a while now :(

[Assistant] That can get really lonely but it's good to find yourself so you are really ready when the right one comes along.


[System] lonely: My sister used to live in the apartment next door but she moved away. I don't have any friends over here.

[Assistant] MY sister used to live in the apartment next door to me. She was my only friend in the complex.

[Assistant] I feel you, my brother is my roommate and my friend too :)

[Assistant] Now I keep getting random neighbors who get evicted after two months.

[Assistant] That sucks, why did she move out?

[Assistant] Her husband lost his job and they couldnt afford it.


[System] jealous: Whenever I see a happy couple, I get so envious...

[Assistant] Whenever I see a happy couple, I get so envious...

[Assistant] I know exactly what you mean. I've been single 2 years now.

[Assistant] I mean, I'm not ugly but it's been hard.

[Assistant] I think I'm a little rusty in that department myself.


[System] annoyed: My cousin is coming in town for a week and has to stay with us. I am not looking forward to it at all. All she does is get drunk and act really crazy. She is no fun to be around.

[Assistant] My cousin is coming to town for a week and has to stay with us. I am not looking forward to it.

[Assistant] Why aren't you looking forward to it?

[Assistant] She is no fun to be around. All she does is get drunk and act really crazy.

[Assistant] That's unfortunate. A week is a long time.


[System] impressed: I had never eaten at an authentic Italian restaurant until today. It was awesome.

[Assistant] I had my first real Italian restaurant experience today.

[Assistant] That sounds like a lot of fun! I mean I haven't even really gone anywhere higher than Olive Garden myself, so I'm jealous. Did you go with anyone special?

[Assistant] I took my daughter. It was really good. Olive Garden is good but this place was great.

[Assistant] That's really sweet! I bet that was a nice scene. Was it a special occasion, or did you guys just want to enjoy yourselves just for the heck of it

[Assistant] Just doing something nice before school starts.


[System] disappointed: Found out that I apparently filed my taxes wrong a few months ago, and now they want me to make up for what I should have paid, plus interest. I should have paid more attention or asked for help from someone I guess

[Assistant] Found out that I apparently filed my taxes wrong a few months ago, and now they want me to make up for what I should have paid, plus interest. I should have paid more attention or asked for help from someone I guess

[Assistant] Thant sucks. I always use turbo tax.

[Assistant] Yeah, so does my mom. But that costs money. I was trying to be frugal and just used a free service. But I do a lot of self-employed work and I guess I didn't correctly account for all of the funds I earned over the past year.

[Assistant] Maybethey will let you do a payment plan?

[Assistant] Yeah, they will. It's still extra money that I don't have. Oh well, my fault, have to pay the consequences.

[Assistant] Well I bet you'll do better next time. I hate paying extra for anything.


[System] surprised: I can't believe I won 50 bucks on the lottery ticket I just bought. Did not expect it.

[Assistant] I can't believe I won 50 bucks on the lottery ticket I just bought. Did not expect it.

[Assistant] Oh wow! That's awesome! What will you buy?

[Assistant] I was thinking about upgrading the graphics card on my computer

[Assistant] That's a good idea. It's extra money so do what you want!


[System] annoyed: My father in law is coming to visit for a whole week! He will be staying at our house. I am dreading it so much.

[Assistant] My father in law is coming to visit for a whole week and staying at our house!

[Assistant] That's awesome! How long has it been since you've seen him?

[Assistant] Not long enough! I am totally dreading it. He does not like me and he is so rude.

[Assistant] Oh, that sucks then. I hope you guys get along and squash beef?


[System] disgusted: I feel like vomiting when I walk into a public restroom and it smells like manure. Some people haven't had a gram of fiber in their life

[Assistant] I feel like vomiting when I walk into a public restroom and it smells like manure. Some people haven't had a gram of fiber in their life

[User] I am sorry, that sounds gross

[Assistant] I know right? What's worse is when people pee all over the rim or ground

[User] I hate that smell


[System] grateful: I was glad my dad helped me change a tire once. It let me know what it took going forward

[User] I was glad my dad showed me how to change a tire when I was young. It came in handy down the line

[Assistant] Nice! Thinking about it...I'm 22 and still don't know how to change a tire hahah

[User] You can learn eventually

[Assistant] I should learn how to do it, it seems pretty basic?


[System] proud: I was proud when my brother finished college. He worked so hard at it

[User] I was proud of my brother when he finished school. He worked so hard at it

[Assistant] Nice, tell him congrats. What did he major in?

[User] It was English

[Assistant] He should become an English teacher1


[System] surprised: I can't believe I actually lost that much weight. It's only been 2 months

[Assistant] I can't believe I actually lost that much weight. It's only been 2 months

[User] How much did you lose

[Assistant] 20 lbs but I've got more to go. I am serious about this

[User] I am sure you will make it


[System] angry: My ex is such a jerk. He posted my phone number on facebook.

[Assistant] My ex is the worst.

[Assistant] Why?

[Assistant] He posted my number on facebook.

[Assistant] Why would he do that??

[Assistant] He is immature and upset because I'm done.


[System] surprised: I can't believe how big my dog has gotten. 7 months ago, she was a small, clueless puppy but now she is a big one!

[Assistant] I can't believe how big my dog has gotten. 7 months ago, she was a small, clueless puppy but now she is a big one!

[Assistant] What is her name?

[Assistant] Pinky because she has pink spots all over her nose and paws!

[Assistant] That;s cute. I love the cute names people give their pets.


[System] ashamed: I ate a whole pizza yesterday. I should never tell anyone that.

[Assistant] I ate an entire pepperoni pizza yesterday. That is not a part of my diet.

[User] Don't feel guilty. We all slip sometimes.

[Assistant] That was a big slip. I don't even know why I ordered it. I was the only one home.

[User] Ha Ha. Just try to do better next time.

[Assistant] I don't know if I can. I love food!


[System] caring: I made an elaborate dinner for my Moms birthday to show my appreciation for her.

[User] I made an elaborate dinner for my Moms birthday to show my appreciation for her

[Assistant] What was the menu?

[User] I wanted to show my feelings for her with the food. I think I was able to do it by making all of her favorites.

[Assistant] I bet she loved it!


[System] afraid: My brother is in the hospital and is very sick. I am very scared

[Assistant] My brother is in the hospital and is very sick. I am very scared

[Assistant] What's wrong?

[Assistant] He has had heart problems his whole life, I hope he will make it through

[Assistant] I hope so too. I'm sorry that he is going through that.


[System] annoyed: MY daughter cannot follow simple directions because she is glued to her phone

[Assistant] MY daughter is always glued to her phone.

[Assistant] A lot of kids these days are addicted to technology. Does she listen to you often?

[Assistant] 50% of the time. It's annoying because I tell her something and thirty minutes later she asks what I said.

[Assistant] That sucks. How old is she because if she is young she may grow out of it

[Assistant] 13. I'm doomed lol


[System] trusting: I gave a pretty big loan to my mother in law. Today, she paid it back and I didn't expect her to. She is very honest

[Assistant] I gave a pretty big loan to my mother in law. Today, she paid it back and I didn't expect her to. She is very hones

[Assistant] That's great. Sometimes family isn't good with loans.

[Assistant] Yeah, I honestly didn't expect her to pay it back. My level of trust with her has rose for sure

[Assistant] Was it pretty far down before?


[System] excited: Just watched the trailer for Black Ops 4. This girl games!

[Assistant] I just saw the trailer for Black Ops 4 and preordered it immediately!

[Assistant] Wow, they are still making them? Only ones I enjoyed was MW1, MW2, and BO1.

[Assistant] Yep I get it every year. Thw last one was WWII and it was pretty good.

[Assistant] I actually did buy that one on Steam but it barely has any players :(

[Assistant] I have no idea what Steam is. I have an XB1


[System] anticipating: I could not wait to go to my aunts house as a kid. She would always cook us good food

[User] I could not wait to go to my aunts house. She was going to make my favorite dish

[Assistant] What is your favorite dish?

[User] A nice seafood gumbo

[Assistant] I've heard of that dish before. I need to try it sometime, can I come?!


[System] lonely: I haven't been in a relationship for a while now. I am so alone...

[Assistant] I haven't been in a relationship for a while now. I am so alone..

[User] I bet you find someone soon

[Assistant] Thanks, but it's so discouraging seeing happy couples everywhere

[User] I have been there too, it will get better


[System] impressed: My 13 year old made dinner tonight. It was great.

[Assistant] My daughter made a nice dinner tonight and she is only 13

[Assistant] Sounds like she's going to be on "Master Chef" in a couple of years. What did she make?

[Assistant] It was just a black bean dip that I make sometimes, but I never let her in the kitchen alone. Im too afraid.

[Assistant] That's wise - it's irresponsible to let kids meander in the kitchen alone. Too many sharp objects.

[Assistant] I was afraid of her using the stove too. But It was really good. No leftovers.


[System] confident: I had a physics exam last week. I felt extremely good going into the test

[Assistant] I had a physics exam last week. Never felt so good going into one before.

[Assistant] Thats sounds promising.

[Assistant] I did pretty well on it! All my studying seemed to pay off.

[Assistant] Sometimes people think they don't need to study, but it really is helpful even if you think you know the material


[System] caring: My mom takes care of me so much. I feel like she is Mother Teresa!

[Assistant] My mom takes care of me so much. I feel like she is Mother Teresa!

[Assistant] Aww, that's sweet of her! You're lucky to have her, not all moms are good.

[Assistant] I agree. I am so thankful

[Assistant] That's good, I'm sure she enjoys seeing you happy and taken care of.


[System] grateful: I don't have a laundry washer or dryer in my apartment. So my mom comes by every week and picks up my smelly clothes. I am very thankful for her.

[Assistant] I don't have a laundry washer or dryer in my apartment. So my mom comes by every week and picks up my smelly clothes. I am very thankful for her.

[Assistant] That's pretty sweet of her. Some people would find it annoying that their parents still want to baby them, but I say you shouldn't take it for granted. They just want to be in your life.

[Assistant] I agree. She is very helpful

[Assistant] Well, let her know here and there how much you appreciate it. Sometimes we forget that even though we think and feel certain things, it's not always obvious to the other person. They need some verbal confirmation of appreciation!


[System] guilty: I definitely over-ate today. I'm not overweight, but I do want to lose like five pounds. I also want to have positive eating habits. But eating vegetables is so uninteresting to me...

[Assistant] I definitely over-ate today. I'm not overweight, but I do want to lose like five pounds. I also want to have positive eating habits. But eating vegetables is so uninteresting to me...

[Assistant] Eating vegetables is disgusting to me so I just blend it all in a smoothie. You should try that

[Assistant] Yeah, I hear of people doing that. And that's a useful tip. But I think you lose some nutrition that way, right? Besides, I'm too lazy to do it.

[Assistant] Honestly, I have no idea. But it beats eating vegetables 1 by 1 because that takes forever


[System] guilty: I ate way too much today. I feel like I let myself down.

[Assistant] I ate way too much today. I feel like I let myself down.

[Assistant] I hate that feeling. Hopefully you will feel better about it tomorrow.

[Assistant] It really sucks because I promised myself on Sunday that I would eat more healthy and less. But I already broke that promise, I am ashamed.

[Assistant] You can always start again tomorrow.


[System] anxious: I hate storms so much. We are supposed to be getting bad storms tonight. I have a feeling I won't be getting any sleep.

[Assistant] I hate storms so much. We are supposed to be getting bad storms tonight.

[Assistant] Well at least after the storm, there will be some sunshine!

[Assistant] But until then I don't think I will be getting any sleep.

[Assistant] That's where earmuffs or plugs come in handy my friend


[System] devastated: I couldn't believe it when a rock bounced off the car in front of me and cracked my windshield. I am so frustrated at the moment.

[Assistant] I couldn't believe it when a rock bounced off the car in front of me and cracked my windshield. I am so frustrated at the moment.

[Assistant] That is horrible luck!  At least you weren't hurt.  Some insurance companies cover that as well, so you should check.

[Assistant] That's a good idea, I will do that first thing tomorrow morning.

[Assistant] Hopefully that little mishap doesn't cot you anuthing!


[System] excited: I can't wait!  I am going on a vacation to Rome, Italy in a couple weeks!

[Assistant] I can't wait! I am going on a vacation to Rome, Italy in a couple weeks!

[Assistant] Oooo, that sounds fun. Will you visit that giant place where gladiators fought?

[Assistant] I will be visiting all of the old historic Roman sites!  I am a huge history buff and have wanted to visit there for the longest time!

[Assistant] Well, now I know where I want to visit too. Great idea!


[System] excited: I can't wait for the new evil Spiderman movie called Venom. It's going to be sick!!!

[Assistant] I can't wait for the new evil Spiderman movie called Venom. It's going to be sick!!!

[Assistant] Hey, I just saw that trailer! I'm kind of excited for it too since I loved him as a kid. But I felt like the trailer had a few dumb lines it, even though I love Tom Hardy.

[Assistant] I love Tom Hardy too! First Bane, now evil Spiderman! Can't wait

[Assistant] You're right, he was pretty good as Bane. Glad to see someone else is a fan and is looking forward to it.I see it getting a lot of negativity.


[System] content: Just relaxing here with a cold Dr. Pepper after a long day of work and a hot shower. It doesn't get much better than feeling the air conditioner breeze flowing on your clean body, feeling accomplished.

[Assistant] Just relaxing here with a cold Dr. Pepper after a long day of work and a hot shower. It doesn't get much better than feeling the air conditioner breeze flowing on your clean body, feeling accomplished.

[Assistant] I agree, I love that feeling. What do you do for work?

[Assistant] I'm a landscaper. It's kind of rough work at times, but it's rewarding to see your vision come together, especially when you have to work with a big team to get it done.

[Assistant] Nice, I bet it sucks when it's blazing hot outside.


[System] lonely: I posted a party on social media this morning. Not single soul showed up and I am alone...again

[Assistant] I posted a party on social media this morning. Not single soul showed up and I am alone...again

[Assistant] Who did you invite?

[Assistant] I didn't invite anyone in particular but it was a message to everyone on my followers list.

[Assistant] Where was the party?


[System] sad: I just preordered Black Ops 4. I can't play until October though

[Assistant] Black Ops 4 comes out in October

[Assistant] October? I thought most Call of Duty games come out in November?

[Assistant] I know right. October 12th. I just pre ordered it. Im sad because its still so far away.

[Assistant] It will be October as soon as you know it, trust me. Hopefully they release a beta so we can play it earlier.

[Assistant] The beta is next moth august so maybe I'kk see you there.


[System] terrified: I'm gonna watch the new episode of Stephen Kings show tonight with the lights on

[Assistant] Stephen Kings new show is so scary.

[Assistant] I have not seen it yet, tell me abnout it

[Assistant] It about a man that they found locked in a cage in prison and he may be the devil.

[Assistant] That sounds insane honestly.

[Assistant] It is. And its scary lol


[System] surprised: Last christmas i got a car!

[Assistant] Last christmas i got a car!

[Assistant] Wow.Really? What kind?

[Assistant] Its a red one! My uncle bought it for me!

[Assistant] What's your uncle's number? lol

[Assistant] Ughh, 1900uncleray. He is the best.

[Assistant] Cool. Say hi to your new Auntie!


[System] nostalgic: You ever revisit a place and wonder, since you hadn't been there in so long, where the time went

[Assistant] You ever revisit a place and wonder, since you hadn't been there in so long, where the time went?

[Assistant] Happens a lot to me actually, it's sometimes enough to make me sad.

[Assistant] Yeah, I agree. I was visiting my parents, in my old neighborhood where I grew up, and I went back to the public basketball court the neighborhood. Just makes me wish I could be a kid again.

[Assistant] Yeah, I get like that. I sometimes drive somewhere just to get the feeling I used to have there. Crazy how life goes.


[System] disappointed: The new movie I just saw was not great. I expected so much more.

[Assistant] The new movie I just saw was not great. I expected so much more.

[User] I'm sorry you were dissappointed.  It is hard to spend so much money on a dud movie.  Was the popcorn good at least?

[Assistant] It's ok. I bought tickets during matinee hours so it wasn't too bad. Yes, the popcorn was good as always.

[User] It's always good to save money, but still, it stinks.  They should have to make them good for the prices they charge.


[System] grateful: My wife just bought me a car for our anniversary, and I am so glad she did.

[User] My wife just bought me a car for our anniversary, and I am so happy she did.

[Assistant] Wow, she is a keeper. What car is it?

[User] A new SUV I've had my eye on.  I really wasn't expecting it, but she said 30 years is a big anniversary.

[Assistant] Congratulations on the strong marriage and car!


[System] sad: A girl I asked out just rejected me. Feels bad man.

[Assistant] A girl I asked out just rejected me. Feels bad man.

[Assistant] I know you will be great in the end.

[Assistant] Thanks, it was so weird because she showed signs of interest. But she gave me the Nope.

[Assistant] People do that sometimes, and it is really sad.


[System] anticipating: Christmas eve is the worst day for me every hear.

[Assistant] Christmas eve is the worst day for me every year.

[Assistant] Why? What happens on Christmas eve for you?

[Assistant] I just want it to be christmas so badly then.

[Assistant] Ohhh, duh! I should have seen that coming lol


[System] apprehensive: I got a speeding ticket today on my way back from work. I did not believe it so I tried to argue with the cop, still got the the ticket.

[Assistant] I got a speeding ticket today on my way back from work. I did not believe it so I tried to argue with the cop, still got the the ticket.

[Assistant] That's too bad. Are you thinking about going to court for it?

[Assistant] Yes, I will try to fight it in court. That was just wrong to ticket me for going 32 in a 30 plus I was going down a hill.

[Assistant] Yeah, that's a load of whack. I hope you win your case and show those pigs who's boss.


[System] jealous: Yesterday, my co-worker nabbed the promotion that I was in line for. I was quite mad.

[Assistant] My co-worker managed to grab the promotion that I was gunning for all year long.

[Assistant] Well that's disappointing. Have you been working there longer then your co-worker?

[Assistant] I have - I was so jealous. Well, maybe if I work hard over the next year I'll manage to get it.

[Assistant] I believe in you!!


[System] disappointed: I really hate that they couldn't squeeze a few more seasons into game of thrones.

[Assistant] It makes me sad that there is only one season left of game of thrones. They could have made 2

[Assistant] My friends and family always talk about that show, is it good?

[Assistant] IT si the best show every created!

[Assistant] I heard it's really graphic and a lot of sex scenes. I will watch it...for educational purposes.

[Assistant] Lol. The nudity and things are few and far between now. It used to be a lot though lol


[System] nostalgic: I found an old playlist on my phone today. It was like reliving a moment in my life.

[Assistant] I found an old playlist on my phone today. It was like reliving a moment in my life.

[Assistant] Ive been there

[Assistant] It was very nostalgic

[Assistant] Just imagine if you found a mix tape on an actual cassette


[System] nostalgic: I saw a dead possum on the way home from work yesterday. Made me think of all the times I had to eat roadkill when I was going through tough times.

[Assistant] Yesterday, I saw a dead possum in the road on my way home from work.

[Assistant] Are you sure it wasn't palying dead?

[Assistant] Oh, no I'm sure he was dead. Made me think of all the times I had to nab up all that sweet, savory roadkill a few years back to fill up my empty stomach. Times were tough.

[Assistant] Eww, what the heck! I guess you really were at a bad place at the time.


[System] prepared: I've been studying for my test this Friday. I think I am ready for it.

[Assistant] I've been studying for my test this Friday. I think I am ready for it.

[Assistant] I'm sure you will knock it out of the park. What is it on?

[Assistant] Economics, it's my favorite subject so I'm very passionate about it!

[Assistant] That's neat - I like economics as well. Why are you so gung-ho about it?


[System] annoyed: My teacher wouldn't pick on me when I was raising my hand over and over. Made me feel anxious.

[Assistant] I kept raising my hand in class in my lecture the other day and the teacher wouldn't pick on me.

[Assistant] Why?

[Assistant] I'm not sure. Maybe it was because I usually answer all the question. I felt quite peeved.

[Assistant] Oh, then don't feel bad? I think the teacher is trying to get everyone else involved.


[System] sad: It makes me depressed seeing homeless people. I wish I could help them but I am going through tough times too.

[Assistant] It makes me depressed seeing homeless people. I wish I could help them but I am going through tough times too.

[Assistant] You can always give them some money once you get yourself back on your feet. Just keep your head up - things will get better.

[Assistant] Thank you. I always try to give them a few coins here and there. Maybe even a few bucks.

[Assistant] If I ever meet you, I will toss a few bucks your way. We all have to help each other out in this tough world.


[System] excited: I got a brand new computer

[Assistant] I got a brand new computer last month!

[Assistant] Cool! What did you get?

[Assistant] It's something brand new, and it works very fast.

[Assistant] Well good for you!


[System] afraid: I think my husband is cheating. I'm afraid to find out though.

[Assistant] I Think my husband is cheating but I'm scared to investigate.

[Assistant] Investigate that right now! You need to know

[Assistant] What if it true and I murder him in his sleep?

[Assistant] I would not do that, just get a divorce and take half of all.

[Assistant] I'll think about it.


[System] anxious: I have a math test tomorrow. My stomach won't stop churning.

[Assistant] I have a math test tomorrow and it is the biggest one of the semester.

[User] wow. I hope you have studied hard so you will do well.

[Assistant] I've been studying all night. It's going to be a real doozy. I am quite nervous!

[User] Well as long as you have studied hard you should do well. Just relax knowing you have prepared yourself.


[System] afraid: When I was a child I was in a destructive tornado.

[User] When I was a child I was in a destructive tornado.

[Assistant] Oh my goodness! Did you get hurt?

[User] No luckily my family was safe. Two girls down the street got killed.

[Assistant] That's so sad. Did your house get damaged?


[System] angry: I hate it when I get ignored. It makes me feel less human and I get very mad!

[Assistant] I hate it when I get ignored. It makes me feel less human and I get very mad!

[Assistant] Yeah, that bothers me to.  Don't sweat it too much though.  Just consider it their loss and move on.

[Assistant] I try to tell myself there are other people out there that care about what I have to say

[Assistant] There are.  The people who ignore you are not worth your time or effort.


[System] apprehensive: I really like this girl at my job, but I am sort of nervous to ask her out.  I am not very confident when it comes to those types of social situations.

[Assistant] I really like this girl at my job, but I am sort of nervous to ask her out. I am not very confident when it comes to those types of social situations.

[Assistant] You got this bro, just be confident. I believe in you

[Assistant] Yeah, I need to just hype myself up and get it over with.  My coworkers already tell me that she asks about me.

[Assistant] She likes you! If she asks/talks about you then you have a much better chance too.


[System] jealous: My cousin got accepted into Med school and I am very envious! I wish it was me...

[Assistant] My cousin got accepted into Med school and I am very envious! I wish it was me...

[Assistant] That is so great! Are you in the process of applying now? I'm sure you will get in eventually.

[Assistant] Yes, I applied but have been rejected as always. Maybe I need to try a new career field.

[Assistant] Perhaps. Or you just need to keep trying. Don't give up on your dreams so easily!


[System] hopeful: Tomorrow I am making my first ever mayonnaise lasagna. I hope it is a hit at the company potluck.

[Assistant] So, I found this new recipe for mayonnaise lasagna. I'm making it tomorrow for all my fellow workers in the Nike sweatshop.

[Assistant] That sounds interesting, is it hard to make?

[Assistant] Oh, very. But I am sure it will make a tasty meal for all my starving comrades. Even throwing a rat I found in the alley in there. Should be scrumptious!

[Assistant] Did you really just say that hahaha. You are crazy


[System] excited: Tomorrow I am going to a Nascar race with my family. I am so stoked.

[Assistant] Tomorrow I am going to a Nascar race with my family. I can't wait to see all the hillbillies and neckbeards throwing down in the bleachers.

[User] That sounds like fun. But I don't think Hillbilly is a very nice way to describe people.

[Assistant] Eh, if you live on a hill and your name is Bill, I think that would qualify you as a hillbilly.

[User] Funny, but true. Have you ever been to the races before?


[System] excited: My friends planned a surprise party for my birthday.

[User] My friends planned a surprise party for my birthday.

[Assistant] Exciting! Did you get any neat gifts?

[User] Yes. I got quite a few items I collect. They know me very well.

[Assistant] It's always good to have friends that know your likes. What is in your collection?


[System] hopeful: I bought a lottery ticket last thursday.

[Assistant] I went out and bought a lottery ticket last thursday.

[Assistant] That's always fun. Did you win any money?

[Assistant] Of course I did not, I will always try.

[Assistant] Oh darn. Better luck next time.


[System] nostalgic: My friend just died last week. I went over to her house to help go through stuff. I did enjoy going through her old photo albums from our fun times together.

[Assistant] My friend just died last week. I went over to her house to help sort her stuff.

[Assistant] That is terrible, are you okay?

[Assistant] Yeah. It was actually nice to look through all her old photo albums from our fun times together.

[Assistant] I feel super bad about that, i wish the best for you.


[System] hopeful: I used to be pretty buff a couple years back. That gives me inspiration that I can get back to that shape again.

[Assistant] I used to be pretty buff a couple years back. That gives me inspiration that I can get back to that shape again.

[Assistant] I believe in you, man. I'm a bit rotund myself, but I started hitting the gym this past week.

[Assistant] We got this! We just need to be disciplined and eat healthy!

[Assistant] Yeah! By the end of the year, we'll be lifting Ford F 150's!


[System] prepared: In a few hours, I am going to try and break the world record at holding my breath. I have been practicing for months.

[Assistant] So, I've been practicing holding my breath for a few months now.

[Assistant] For what? Are you a diver or something?

[Assistant] Nope. Just a regular Joe-Schmo that wants to break a world record. Never felt so prepared.

[Assistant] Oh, well good luck. Have you heard of Wim Hof? He's like a world record breath holder and he does it in freezing temperatures too.


[System] annoyed: There is a thunderstorm going on right now, and my neighbors dogs that I'm dog-sitting keep barking every time it thunders! They're really starting to get on my nerves. Not sure how much longer I can stand it.

[Assistant] There is a thunderstorm going on right now, and my neighbors dogs that I'm dog-sitting keep barking every time it thunders! They're really starting to get on my nerves. Not sure how much longer I can stand it.

[Assistant] My dog does that too. I think it's the loud noises that scare them.

[Assistant] Yeah, I get that. You just figure they'd realize after the 17th boom of thunder that they'd think, "Okay, maybe it's not something to worry about." Oh well, I'm probably just expecting too much from them.

[Assistant] Lol, if only we can understand dogs and listen to what they are saying. That would be hilarious.


[System] guilty: I forgot to feed my dog this morning. She was acting very aggressive and I didn't know what was wrong at first then it hit me. I knew it was my fault on why she was so rowdy!

[Assistant] I forgot to feed my dog this morning. She was acting very aggressive and I didn't know what was wrong at first then it hit me. I knew it was my fault on why she was so rowdy!

[Assistant] Haha. These dogs that I'm dog-sitting wouldn't let that happen. They wake me up at 6:30AM every morning to feed them. But hey, we make mistakes. Maybe you had a busy day today.

[Assistant] I felt so guilty afterwards and I know she hated me for it.

[Assistant] Ah, hate's a strong word. They're smarter than we give them credit for. They know you always feed them. At the end of the day, I doubt she could have a much better owner


[System] annoyed: My aardvark pooped on the rug yesterday. I was quite peeved.

[Assistant] I picked up this aardvark on the black market. Named him Arthur. He pooped all over my carpet yesterday.

[Assistant] What is a aardvark?

[Assistant] It's an exotic animal that lives in the rain forests of South America. I was so annoyed because he made quite a mess. Probably explains why rain forests are so fertile.

[Assistant] I thought so. The name alone sounds so exotic, were you mad that you had to clean pooop?


[System] terrified: I have to go to court soon for a drunk driving incident and I am so scared. What if I have to go to jail?

[Assistant] I have to go to court soon for a drunk driving incident and I am so scared. What if I have to go to jail?

[Assistant] You usually don't get that much jail time for drunk driving if it is your first incident. It shouldn't be so bad, but hopefully it will make you more cautious in the future.

[Assistant] It's my 2nd offense so I am terrified. I think I'm looking at a month or two in jail.

[Assistant] Oh wow. I really hope that you get the help you need. I can relate though...I used to be reckless like that a couple years back. Just have to be responsible and arrange an uber or some other form of transportation.


[System] caring: My mother is litltle sick lately. So I bought her an unexpected gift.

[Assistant] My mother is litltle sick lately. So I bought her an unexpected gift.

[Assistant] Oh, I am so sorry to hear that. Did you get her something nice?

[Assistant] Yes, I bought her ipad. She was happy that I thought of buying her something.

[Assistant] That was very thoughtful, something to keep her entertained when she wasn't feeling well. Is she doing better?


[System] guilty: I left a big, fat dookey in the toilet at work today. I felt bad for whoever was going to walk in the stall next.

[Assistant] So, I took a big ole dookey in the bathroom at work today. Forgot to flush the toilet on the way out.

[Assistant] That's gross.

[Assistant] You're telling me. I felt really bad whoever had to use it next. I really blew that thing up. Shouldn't have had Taco Bell last night!

[Assistant] Thanks for that information.


[System] proud: My family came together and gave my grandmother a really nice gift for her birthday.

[Assistant] MY family got together and built my grandma a gazebo for her birthday.

[Assistant] That's so nice! Did she like your craftsmanship?

[Assistant] I did a little painting. I don't build things.

[Assistant] It was still a nice gesture. I would love my children to build be a big ole gazebo.

[Assistant] Treat them well and they will.


[System] confident: I interviewed at my job for a promotion. I knew I was the top candidate.

[User] I interviewed at my job for a promotion. I knew I was the top candidate.

[Assistant] Nice! Did you manage to snag the promotion?

[User] Yes I did. But I knew I would.I am the top worker.

[Assistant] It's good to work hard for that dough. What's your new billet entail?


[System] embarrassed: Yesterday I forgot to flush the toilet at work. I felt so weird and anxious about it.

[Assistant] Yesterday, I forgot to flush the toilet at work. The look of disgust on my co-worker's face who just walked out was priceless.

[User] Oh my goodness! I bet that was embarrassing. But it happens.

[Assistant] Oh, it was mega embarrassing! My co-workers wouldn't stop talking about it. I'm sure they're never going to let me live it down.

[User] eventually they will forget. They will probably do something even more embarrassing then the joke will be on them. haha.


[System] jealous: My brother got a brand new computer.

[Assistant] My brother last month got a brand new computer.

[User] That is nice. What kind of computer did he get?

[Assistant] Something that is super fast, I really wish I would have gotten one.

[User] I wish I had a better computer. Why do they have to cost so much?


[System] sad: My grandmother died several years ago. We just got her house cleaned out and had to sell it. We have so many memories from that farm. I will miss it so much.

[User] We just go through selling my grandmothers house last month.

[Assistant] How did that experience go?

[User] It went well, but I am gonna miss that farm house. We have a lot of memories of that ole place.

[Assistant] I'm very glad, and I understand how the memories are.


[System] surprised: My internet service provider cut my internet last week. I was shocked because I didn't miss the payment so I knew it had to be an error.

[Assistant] My internet service provider cut my internet last week. I was shocked because I didn't miss the payment so I knew it had to be an error.

[Assistant] I would too.  What had happened?

[Assistant] I think it was an error on their part or the payment delayed. I even paid earlier than the due date because this has happened in the past. Maybe it's time to switch companies.

[Assistant] Yes.  Did they admit fault?


[System] afraid: I was afraid when my kids were out of town without me

[Assistant] I was afraid when my kids were out of town without me

[Assistant] How old are your kids?

[Assistant] They are 13 and 10

[Assistant] Are you worried they are going to be abducted or something?