dong diving

when a girl (or other sexual partner) unbuttons your pants and exposes your genitals without any provocation and dives mouth open to said genitals

Instruction: "we weren't alone for longer than 5 minutes till she went dong diving" What is the definition of "dong diving"?


annibirthmas

an annibirthmas is a present that you get for someone that covers for their anniversary, birthday and christmas all in one because you are one lazy motherfucker

Instruction: "i got david his annibirthmas present this morning" What is the definition of "annibirthmas"?


burned man

when a dude attends burning man, is naked most of the time and discovers that his dick is sunburned

Instruction: "i went to burning man and came back as a burned man" What is the definition of "burned man"?


pax

Instruction: "yo, get that pax list and give it to the pilot" What is the definition of "pax"?


pax

to punch some one spontaneously, who has done nothing to provoke you

Instruction: ""[tempa t] lyrics from his song [next hype] "bamm pax man straight in him eye, blood floored me im staring at the sky" What is the definition of "pax"?


pax

Instruction: ""we've seen about ten pax --fighting-age males-- moving from karingal to loy kalay and back (sebastian junger, "war", twelve-hachette, 2010, p" What is the definition of "pax"?


pax

Context: pax is what we need

Instruction: "pax is what we need" What is the definition of "pax"?


pax

Context: pax vobiscum, domine vobiscum

Instruction: "pax vobiscum, domine vobiscum" What is the definition of "pax"?


hotdrop

Instruction: ""ted: "our battleship gang was pwning a cruiser gang, then they did a carrier hotdrop" What is the definition of "hotdrop"?


bull horn

a man who smoothly rhymes everything he says

Instruction: ""bull horn: "so you the corn-fed fool with a alot of muscle mass, but now it's time for bull horn to get up in that ass" What is the definition of "bull horn"?


bull horn

Context: i'm gonna give her the ol' bull horn

penis, cock, johnson, weiner, junk, love pole, etc

Instruction: "i'm gonna give her the ol' bull horn" What is the definition of "bull horn"?


bull horn

a man who smoothly rhymes everything he says

Instruction: ""bull horn: "so you the corn-fed fool with a alot of muscle mass, but now it's time for bull horn to get up in that ass" What is the definition of "bull horn"?


bull horn

Context: i'm gonna give her the ol' bull horn

penis, cock, johnson, weiner, junk, love pole, etc

Instruction: "i'm gonna give her the ol' bull horn" What is the definition of "bull horn"?


kukk

Context: "din kukk

the norwegian word for cock, penis, dick, yogurt gun, wiener, wand etc

Instruction: ""din kukk" What is the definition of "kukk"?


dj scribble

Instruction: "i was watching porn with my girlfriend, and she started doing the dj scribble" What is the definition of "dj scribble"?


cowpussy

a fat bitch's gigantic cooter, usually a big hairy mound of pubis with wide, flabby meat curtains

Instruction: "that cunt i picked up hoggin last night had an enormous cowpussy - i thought it was going to swallow me whole" What is the definition of "cowpussy"?


cowpussy

a fat bitch's gigantic cooter, usually a big hairy mound of pubis with wide, flabby meat curtains

Instruction: "that cunt i picked up hoggin last night had an enormous cowpussy - i thought it was going to swallow me whole" What is the definition of "cowpussy"?


magikarpia

Instruction: "the glorious sight of magikarpia is too much for me to handle" What is the definition of "magikarpia"?


infadult

Instruction: "i shouldn't have to tell you right from wrong, you are a grown ass man you infadult" What is the definition of "infadult"?


check your pants

Context: "pfffffffbttt "dude, check your pants

what you say when someone rips a big fart, because they might have shit themselves

Instruction: ""pfffffffbttt "dude, check your pants" What is the definition of "check your pants"?


sparklehorse

"an incredibly underrated musician that released three sad and beautiful albums before committing suicide

Instruction: "check sparklehorse out on youtube his songs are really sugary sweet and melodic while also being kind of sad" What is the definition of "sparklehorse"?


sparklehorse

Context: i love you sparklehorse

1) a term of endearment 2) the name of a band

Instruction: "i love you sparklehorse" What is the definition of "sparklehorse"?


ascetic

practicing strict self-discipline for moral or spiritual reasons

Instruction: "the so-called desert fathers were hermits who lived an ascetic life of fasting, studying, and prayer" What is the definition of "ascetic"?


cheezicorn

Instruction: "mmmm, we're having cheezicorn for dinner" What is the definition of "cheezicorn"?


bonus cousin

Context: going out with my bonus cousin tonight

first cousins (children of siblings who share the same grandparents and 1/8 of their genes) who are also close friends

Instruction: "going out with my bonus cousin tonight" What is the definition of "bonus cousin"?


jeffed up

the act of making poor life-altering decisions while under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol

Instruction: "so i was blackout in western last week right, next thing you know i jeffed up and spent $87 on j�gerbombs because they were $1" What is the definition of "jeffed up"?


clebbs

Context: 'look at the clebbs on that sweet momma

clebbs is a ultility word used to describe breasts or testicles in a public environment without offending the people around you

Instruction: "'look at the clebbs on that sweet momma" What is the definition of "clebbs"?


git-er-done

Context: redneck 1: git-er-done

git-er-done is a statement of boisterous completion or encouraging another person to get something done, completed or finished

Instruction: "redneck 1: git-er-done" What is the definition of "git-er-done"?


git-er-done

Context: redneck 1: git-er-done

git-er-done is a statement of boisterous completion or encouraging another person to get something done, completed or finished

Instruction: "redneck 1: git-er-done" What is the definition of "git-er-done"?


git-er-done

Context: redneck 1: git-er-done

git-er-done is a statement of boisterous completion or encouraging another person to get something done, completed or finished

Instruction: "redneck 1: git-er-done" What is the definition of "git-er-done"?


auauauauauauau

Context: oggi ho visto perera auauauauauauau

auauauauauauau is paolo zavarise's laugh!

Instruction: "oggi ho visto perera auauauauauauau" What is the definition of "auauauauauauau"?


ball busting

a form of communication, usually between men where they verbally tear each other apart, usually in the interest of humor or toughing that subject of the ball busting up

Instruction: "-god damn, he was really bustin' my balls today, ball busting prick" What is the definition of "ball busting"?


ball busting

a form of communication, usually between men where they verbally tear each other apart, usually in the interest of humor or toughing that subject of the ball busting up

Instruction: "-god damn, he was really bustin' my balls today, ball busting prick" What is the definition of "ball busting"?


ball busting

a form of communication, usually between men where they verbally tear each other apart, usually in the interest of humor or toughing that subject of the ball busting up

Instruction: "-god damn, he was really bustin' my balls today, ball busting prick" What is the definition of "ball busting"?


ball busting

a form of communication, usually between men where they verbally tear each other apart, usually in the interest of humor or toughing that subject of the ball busting up

Instruction: "-god damn, he was really bustin' my balls today, ball busting prick" What is the definition of "ball busting"?


bent as a banana

Instruction: "did you see that 7-11 dudes eyes?  he was bent as a banana" What is the definition of "bent as a banana"?


sexual resume

a document in which men can keep record of their sexual encounters, to be presented as proof of experience when enticing a lady friend

Instruction: ""doug: "hello candy, i'd like to offer you a copy of my sexual resume" What is the definition of "sexual resume"?


paint eating monkey

Context: look at the stupid paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint

Instruction: "look at the stupid paint eating monkey" What is the definition of "paint eating monkey"?


luned out

Context: i'm hella luned out right now

the process of taking ecstasy and sleeping pills at the same time

Instruction: "i'm hella luned out right now" What is the definition of "luned out"?


a to z

a really boring an monotonous task of entering mind numbing data into an antiquated computer system

Instruction: "fuckin shit man, i got another a to z and rebekah is starting to look hot" What is the definition of "a to z"?


a to z

Context: drummers dont get any a to z

Instruction: "drummers dont get any a to z" What is the definition of "a to z"?


a to z

a really boring an monotonous task of entering mind numbing data into an antiquated computer system

Instruction: "fuckin shit man, i got another a to z and rebekah is starting to look hot" What is the definition of "a to z"?


a to z

Context: drummers dont get any a to z

Instruction: "drummers dont get any a to z" What is the definition of "a to z"?


belanger

a mean person who will lick any chicks pussy not even knowing them

Instruction: "girl: wow look at belanger over there he touched my (pussy) and tits on the first date then dumped me the day after" What is the definition of "belanger"?


cam-whoring

the act of taking pictures of oneself with accuracy and precision in finding the right angle to obtain a much hotter/cuter looking of oneself as the result

Instruction: "i cannot resist the temptation of cam-whoring when attending boring lectures" What is the definition of "cam-whoring"?


cam-whoring

the act of taking pictures of oneself with accuracy and precision in finding the right angle to obtain a much hotter/cuter looking of oneself as the result

Instruction: "i cannot resist the temptation of cam-whoring when attending boring lectures" What is the definition of "cam-whoring"?


cam-whoring

the act of taking pictures of oneself with accuracy and precision in finding the right angle to obtain a much hotter/cuter looking of oneself as the result

Instruction: "i cannot resist the temptation of cam-whoring when attending boring lectures" What is the definition of "cam-whoring"?


brick in a blender

a phrase that may be used to the extent of you wildest imagination

Instruction: "geez bill, you look like a brick in a blender" What is the definition of "brick in a blender"?


bobby jones

Context: bobby jones that shit

Instruction: "bobby jones that shit" What is the definition of "bobby jones"?


fake viet

a term used to describe a non-vietnamese person acting like he/ she is vietnamase

Instruction: ""bigface100: "yo that asian dude got no swagger yo" aznface100: "true, he's a fake viet ya dig?""" What is the definition of "fake viet"?


cavaliercharlie

living proof that there is a thin line between genius and idiot

Instruction: "you would have to be on cavaliercharlie to understand sublime rants" What is the definition of "cavaliercharlie"?


artillary

Context: the artillary battared the enemy forces

long range morter like guns used in millitary campagiengs

Instruction: "the artillary battared the enemy forces" What is the definition of "artillary"?


artillary

the vocabulary of a very proficient writer

Instruction: "you wrote this? you have an amazing artillary" What is the definition of "artillary"?


deliciouz

a really beautiful rave girl who loves her adorable rave husband $tunna

Instruction: "omg, did you see deliciouz at that rave last night" What is the definition of "deliciouz"?


day break

Context: i had a day break this morning

when you go to the toilet in the morning and while wiping your butt the toilet paper rps and you get poo on your fingers

Instruction: "i had a day break this morning" What is the definition of "day break"?


asecular

adjective: the quality of having a hidden religious agenda

Instruction: "their instrumentals rock - but i am getting a real asecular vibe from the vocals" What is the definition of "asecular"?


small c conservatism

a person who is conservative in the sense that they don't like change, rather than being [conservative] in the sense that they are right wing

Instruction: "the british medical association is an example of small c conservatism" What is the definition of "small c conservatism"?


daggy muff nuggets

Context: "ryan had some mad daggy muff nuggets

little bits of toilet paper left in th eanus

Instruction: ""ryan had some mad daggy muff nuggets" What is the definition of "daggy muff nuggets"?


bicouling

Context: ew, i saw it's bicouling

Instruction: "ew, i saw it's bicouling" What is the definition of "bicouling"?


assworthy

Context: an assworthy pile of dung

used to describe an object that is as worthy of an ass

Instruction: "an assworthy pile of dung" What is the definition of "assworthy"?


assworthy

Context: an assworthy pile of dung

used to describe an object that is as worthy of an ass

Instruction: "an assworthy pile of dung" What is the definition of "assworthy"?


bullshit vortex generator

a bullshit vortex generator is a person who speaks lots of bullshit

Instruction: "mike is a real bullshit vortex generator" What is the definition of "bullshit vortex generator"?


budrick

a kid that looks like bud bundy, from married with children

Instruction: "budrick has little or no luck with the ladies :(" What is the definition of "budrick"?


budrick

a kid that looks like bud bundy, from married with children

Instruction: "budrick has little or no luck with the ladies :(" What is the definition of "budrick"?


kerpes

"(ˈkɜ (r)pi z/) a rare and deadly virus spread through oral contact, particularly non-reciprocated oral sex

Instruction: ""oh man dude, did you hear about lizzie? "yeah bro i heard she was messing around at a party and got kerpes" What is the definition of "kerpes"?


flappy cunt

a large amazonian bush woman who flys around picking people up by their heads with her large cunt

Instruction: "flappy cunt flying over a town near you soon" What is the definition of "flappy cunt"?


blowa

Context: stop acting like a fuckin blowa, blowa

someone who blows dicks, or acts like a fuckin fag

Instruction: "stop acting like a fuckin blowa, blowa" What is the definition of "blowa"?


dirty jalal

the process of eating a banana or other high potassium fruit from a stripper's cooter

Instruction: "man, i can't believe kevin did a dirty jalal with that girl from the bar" What is the definition of "dirty jalal"?


brud

"a combination of "bro" and "bud" spoken primarily by males who use them interchangeably and, hence, have difficulty picking between the two

Instruction: ""you gonna finish that last slice of pepperoni, brud?  "i couldn't steal filly's girl — he's my brud" What is the definition of "brud"?


brud

Context: yo brud whats up?

Instruction: "yo brud whats up?" What is the definition of "brud"?


brud

Context: the guy is such a brud

Instruction: "the guy is such a brud" What is the definition of "brud"?


brud

Instruction: "thanksgiving with sell and fam was so brud" What is the definition of "brud"?


brud

brud - ghetto speak for a 'rude boy', modern slang for blud or bruv

Instruction: "bob- brud, did you see that livi girl?  tim - yes, brud what a buffting" What is the definition of "brud"?


brud

"a combination of "bro" and "bud" spoken primarily by males who use them interchangeably and, hence, have difficulty picking between the two

Instruction: ""you gonna finish that last slice of pepperoni, brud?  "i couldn't steal filly's girl — he's my brud" What is the definition of "brud"?


brud

Context: yo brud whats up?

Instruction: "yo brud whats up?" What is the definition of "brud"?


brud

Context: the guy is such a brud

Instruction: "the guy is such a brud" What is the definition of "brud"?


brud

Instruction: "thanksgiving with sell and fam was so brud" What is the definition of "brud"?


brud

brud - ghetto speak for a 'rude boy', modern slang for blud or bruv

Instruction: "bob- brud, did you see that livi girl?  tim - yes, brud what a buffting" What is the definition of "brud"?


punkzilla

Instruction: "amanda looked like a punkzilla this morning" What is the definition of "punkzilla"?


beetus punch

a blow so hard directed toward ones pancreas, that the end result is the development of type 1 diabetes

Instruction: "i successfully gave someone a beetus punch yesterday, and today they had to schedule an appointment with an endocrinologist" What is the definition of "beetus punch"?


assissin

a small, dwarf like creature that lives either under your bed, in your closet, or possibly both

Instruction: "dude, did you see that assissin in your sisters room?  no" What is the definition of "assissin"?


aint it tho

Instruction: "matt-that girl got a fatty  ashby- aint it tho" What is the definition of "aint it tho"?


foshow

Context: foshow

Instruction: "foshow" What is the definition of "foshow"?


lank longitude

Instruction: "the malnurished boy was a lank longitude" What is the definition of "lank longitude"?


blinging the bishop

the act of shaving and adorning the male member with glitter and jewels to improve its attractiveness

Instruction: "john usually spent his saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery" What is the definition of "blinging the bishop"?


13th stepping

this is a term used for recovering addicts and alcoholics in the rooms of [aa]and [na]

Instruction: "you guys want to go to a meeting tonight and start 13th stepping some girls who only have one week clean? its gonna be easy because they're all [sluts]with [daddy issues]" What is the definition of "13th stepping"?


blow your own horn

the act of sucking your own dick because it is either very long or you are very flexible

Instruction: "alfred and jake were kicked out of the blow your own horn club when they could not reach their cocks" What is the definition of "blow your own horn"?


b-lee'd

Context: i totally got b-lee'd last night

Instruction: "i totally got b-lee'd last night" What is the definition of "b-lee'd"?


b-lee'd

Context: i totally got b-lee'd last night

Instruction: "i totally got b-lee'd last night" What is the definition of "b-lee'd"?


blart

Instruction: "after jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart" What is the definition of "blart"?


blart

one or more fake-tanned scantily-clad tattooed young ladies whose typical friday evening's entertainment would consist of excessive alcohol consumption, giggling loudly whilst dancing around handbags, and urinating in the street

Instruction: "how man lets get wersels in there man it's wall to wall wi blart" What is the definition of "blart"?


blart

Context: man i just had a nasty blart

Instruction: "man i just had a nasty blart" What is the definition of "blart"?


blart

Instruction: "i was checking the security cameras and i saw this fucking gorgeous blart bend over the freezer" What is the definition of "blart"?


blart

a large [fart] that has a slightly melodic [sound], like a stone being dropped in a lake on a cool, summer's morning, somewhere in the northeast woods of maine

Instruction: "dude, did you drop a deuce in the ocean? naw, man, just a blart" What is the definition of "blart"?


cherry danish

after recieving some gorgeous head shoot it in her face and pop her in the nose

Instruction: "after i gave little susie a cherry danish she slapped me across the face" What is the definition of "cherry danish"?


cherry danish

the result of one cumming all over a woman's face and punching her in the nose

Instruction: "after two hours of receiving head, the cherry danish i gave her reminded me that i had not yet had lunch" What is the definition of "cherry danish"?


gallops

in the arcade game dance dance revolution, a series of steps where you have to gallop to hit them correctly, very close arrows

Instruction: "man, matsuri japan is basically all gallops" What is the definition of "gallops"?


gallops

Context: jeez, i've got the gallops

Instruction: "jeez, i've got the gallops" What is the definition of "gallops"?


base'n

ridin in your car in a reclined position with the bass all the way up so bystanders can hear it

Instruction: "yo dude just was base'n and the po po rode up on im" What is the definition of "base'n"?


cunty balls

Context: no way man that is pure cunty balls

a bullshit situation, something that is open to question or uncertain

Instruction: "no way man that is pure cunty balls" What is the definition of "cunty balls"?


fagaholic

Instruction: "yea i am an alcoholic, but you are a fagaholic because you like to fuck dudes" What is the definition of "fagaholic"?


davionne

Context: davionne means:  he isn't treated well

he is born to be teased and treated with disrespect

Instruction: "davionne means:  he isn't treated well" What is the definition of "davionne"?


goose toot

Context: i'll be there in a goose toot

goose toot: a small increment of time, usually used to describe the time inbetween two actions

Instruction: "i'll be there in a goose toot" What is the definition of "goose toot"?


penis cupcake

it's a penis that is baked and is covered in white frosting

Instruction: "damn i wish i could have a penis cupcake right now" What is the definition of "penis cupcake"?


chiff

Context: yo his chiff is crazy

Instruction: "yo his chiff is crazy" What is the definition of "chiff"?


chiff

to rearrange into a chaotic sense of disorder to ones own personal taste

Instruction: "yo wisely, how 'bout i chiff your teeth so you be chewing bloody chiclets, bro?" What is the definition of "chiff"?


chiff

Context: yo his chiff is crazy

Instruction: "yo his chiff is crazy" What is the definition of "chiff"?


chiff

to rearrange into a chaotic sense of disorder to ones own personal taste

Instruction: "yo wisely, how 'bout i chiff your teeth so you be chewing bloody chiclets, bro?" What is the definition of "chiff"?


battou

when a great movie has a really bad ending

Instruction: "did you see that movie 'knowing' with nicolas cage?  yeah but what a battou of an ending" What is the definition of "battou"?


crowbarred

Instruction: "i have to get this wisdom tooth crowbarred out" What is the definition of "crowbarred"?


dumbgrunt

Instruction: "ahl hityi oar hied 'caw taughtie, ye dumbgrunt" What is the definition of "dumbgrunt"?


asserbanaple

something that is very annoying or stressful to do

Instruction: "choosing classes is a pain in the asserbanaple  thats sooo asserbanaple" What is the definition of "asserbanaple"?


cadburys parrot

Context: the cadburys parrot says hello

the inner lips of the ladies genitals which hang down!

Instruction: "the cadburys parrot says hello" What is the definition of "cadburys parrot"?


shitzophrenia

Instruction: "are you an angry shitter? do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? you may be suffering from shitzophrenia" What is the definition of "shitzophrenia"?


shitzophrenia

Context: that person uses to much shitzophrenia

Instruction: "that person uses to much shitzophrenia" What is the definition of "shitzophrenia"?


anal flank

"to flank someone (generally in war games) to get behind them, kill them, then proceed to rape them

Instruction: "soldier 1: dude, we got to anal flank these guys, we're getting owned" What is the definition of "anal flank"?


authentic african cuisine

Instruction: "i was at popeyes dining on some authentic african cuisine" What is the definition of "authentic african cuisine"?


back bait

a strategic tattoo placed on a girls lower back that is designed to get attention

Instruction: "she put out the back bait and the rest is history" What is the definition of "back bait"?


smeezy

Context: yo that girl is such a smeezy

Instruction: "yo that girl is such a smeezy" What is the definition of "smeezy"?


smeezy

Context: i love to smeezy

Instruction: "i love to smeezy" What is the definition of "smeezy"?


smeezy

Context: dat nigga rob smeezy a thug

some one who is known to be a thug or hard in the streets

Instruction: "dat nigga rob smeezy a thug" What is the definition of "smeezy"?


smeezy

Context: damn dat bitch is so smeezy

Instruction: "damn dat bitch is so smeezy" What is the definition of "smeezy"?


hand me down job

when your older brother gets a hooker and drops an extra $20 so you can have a sloppy seconds hand job

Instruction: "all i got for my 18th birthday was a hand me down job" What is the definition of "hand me down job"?


caucus

a system utilized in the determination of a party's candidate that is very similar to a primary, only without the voting

Instruction: "ted:  who are you voting for in the primaries, hillary or obama?  ralph:  neither, our state has a caucus" What is the definition of "caucus"?


caucus

Context: it's time for the caucus

"(n) latin for: "the only time anyone give's a damn about iowa""

Instruction: "it's time for the caucus" What is the definition of "caucus"?


caucus

a parliamentary group within the australian labor party dedicated to maintaining bigoted, homophobic and socially regressive policy

Instruction: "despite overwhelming public sentiment in favour of gay marriage, caucus has decided to continue to oppose any changes to the marriage act" What is the definition of "caucus"?


caucus

an intimate meeting involving two or more homosexual men in which indecent sexual activity is conducted

Instruction: "man, my ass hurts from last night's caucus" What is the definition of "caucus"?


caucus

a system utilized in the determination of a party's candidate that is very similar to a primary, only without the voting

Instruction: "ted:  who are you voting for in the primaries, hillary or obama?  ralph:  neither, our state has a caucus" What is the definition of "caucus"?


caucus

Context: it's time for the caucus

"(n) latin for: "the only time anyone give's a damn about iowa""

Instruction: "it's time for the caucus" What is the definition of "caucus"?


caucus

a parliamentary group within the australian labor party dedicated to maintaining bigoted, homophobic and socially regressive policy

Instruction: "despite overwhelming public sentiment in favour of gay marriage, caucus has decided to continue to oppose any changes to the marriage act" What is the definition of "caucus"?


caucus

an intimate meeting involving two or more homosexual men in which indecent sexual activity is conducted

Instruction: "man, my ass hurts from last night's caucus" What is the definition of "caucus"?


candist

Context: candist she is candist

the best person in the world  can also be known as candy-ass, cand-ass, and booty   different meanings: sexy, bangin, dayyummm, fuckin hot

Instruction: "candist she is candist" What is the definition of "candist"?


raggles

a really hot, extremely sexy person who tends to let loose when drunk

Instruction: ""damn raggles, look at that ass "i love you raggles" "drunk raggles is coming out tonight" What is the definition of "raggles"?


baby powder

a white substance that you put on your hand right before smacking your hoe

Instruction: "give me my money bitch, dont make me get the baby powder again" What is the definition of "baby powder"?


baby powder

a white substance that you put on your hand right before smacking your hoe

Instruction: "give me my money bitch, dont make me get the baby powder again" What is the definition of "baby powder"?


bouffant

"a completely heterosexual man who prefers the company of homosexuals

Instruction: ""i took a close girlfriend to a gay bar so she wouldn't get hit on, but that bouffant james franco was there" What is the definition of "bouffant"?


bouffant

Context: man, pony has a morning bouffant

Instruction: "man, pony has a morning bouffant" What is the definition of "bouffant"?


bouffant

"a completely heterosexual man who prefers the company of homosexuals

Instruction: ""i took a close girlfriend to a gay bar so she wouldn't get hit on, but that bouffant james franco was there" What is the definition of "bouffant"?


bouffant

Context: man, pony has a morning bouffant

Instruction: "man, pony has a morning bouffant" What is the definition of "bouffant"?


eight bit

the number of pixels that made up a picture or character in an old game usually on the systems like the nes or atari

Instruction: "omfg nintendo is eight bit and it's still teh ownz0r" What is the definition of "eight bit"?


fiwo

Instruction: "the file is in the queue, but it's fiwo so who knows when it'll get processed" What is the definition of "fiwo"?


chimp trophy

an interracial child born to a white woman from a black man

Instruction: "obama or any other black person with a white mother would be a chimp trophy" What is the definition of "chimp trophy"?


barking redeye

mooning someone and spreading your cheeks so they can see your 'redeye'

Instruction: "i stood over my roommates bed and gave him a barking redeye first thing in the morning" What is the definition of "barking redeye"?


dovers

an extremely bad case of diarrhea, leaving you bed ridden and delirious with fever

Instruction: "keith can't make it to work, he's got a really bad case of the dovers" What is the definition of "dovers"?


dovers

an extremely bad case of diarrhea, leaving you bed ridden and delirious with fever

Instruction: "keith can't make it to work, he's got a really bad case of the dovers" What is the definition of "dovers"?


floobygoop

when someone makes up a joke an unrelated parent or elder may say this as a meek term of stating the weakness of the joke

Instruction: "'that joke made no sense brian, that was some serious [bodacious] floobygoop" What is the definition of "floobygoop"?


dropped his nuts

running from a fight, backing down from a brawl

Instruction: "he dropped his nuts when he saw how big we were" What is the definition of "dropped his nuts"?


Context: omg 403 ping, i hate my fuckin 56ghey

Instruction: "omg 403 ping, i hate my fuckin 56ghey" What is the definition of "56ghey"?


caustix

caustix is a word used for lsd in small rave circles in new zeland

Instruction: "what can i say caustix is one helluva drug" What is the definition of "caustix"?


ball cake

Instruction: "look at the ball cake marley has left on his sheets" What is the definition of "ball cake"?


kegstand

Instruction: "i made some bitch the kegstand all night cuz we lost the stool for the keg" What is the definition of "kegstand"?


kegstand

Instruction: "i made some bitch the kegstand all night cuz we lost the stool for the keg" What is the definition of "kegstand"?


kegstand

Instruction: "i made some bitch the kegstand all night cuz we lost the stool for the keg" What is the definition of "kegstand"?


bjawesome

Instruction: "it is bjawesome that you can put your legs behind your head" What is the definition of "bjawesome"?


dropsy

Context: mark is a complete dropsy

a person who is prone to dropping, misplacing or breaking objects as they travel through a room

Instruction: "mark is a complete dropsy" What is the definition of "dropsy"?


dropsy

Context: slip that cop the dropsy

Instruction: "slip that cop the dropsy" What is the definition of "dropsy"?


bridge to nowhere

Instruction: "i said no thanks to that bridge to nowhere" What is the definition of "bridge to nowhere"?


d.i.c

Instruction: "wow, i can't wait to go to shakespear bay and see d.i.c perform *cough cough*" What is the definition of "d.i.c"?


d.i.c

Instruction: "wow, i can't wait to go to shakespear bay and see d.i.c perform *cough cough*" What is the definition of "d.i.c"?


d.i.c

Instruction: "wow, i can't wait to go to shakespear bay and see d.i.c perform *cough cough*" What is the definition of "d.i.c"?


chiver

Context: that chiver is no good

Instruction: "that chiver is no good" What is the definition of "chiver"?


chiver

Context: that chiver is no good

Instruction: "that chiver is no good" What is the definition of "chiver"?


chiver

Context: that chiver is no good

Instruction: "that chiver is no good" What is the definition of "chiver"?


bammed

Instruction: "are you coming out tonight? nah i'm bammed" What is the definition of "bammed"?


bammed

Context: oh you just got bammed

Instruction: "oh you just got bammed" What is the definition of "bammed"?


bammed

Instruction: "are you coming out tonight? nah i'm bammed" What is the definition of "bammed"?


bammed

Context: oh you just got bammed

Instruction: "oh you just got bammed" What is the definition of "bammed"?


idgas

Instruction: "omfg stfu n00b, idgas 'bout j00r pos gibz0n" What is the definition of "idgas"?


idgas

Context: shut up, idgas about your shirt

Instruction: "shut up, idgas about your shirt" What is the definition of "idgas"?


idgas

Instruction: "idgas about your money situation, we all have it hard nowadays" What is the definition of "idgas"?


idgas

Instruction: "friend: are you jealous i got to go see the dallas cowboys?  you: idgas" What is the definition of "idgas"?


idgas

Instruction: "friend: are you jealous i got to go see the dallas cowboys?  you: idgas" What is the definition of "idgas"?


idgas

Context: i am in an idgas mood

Instruction: "i am in an idgas mood" What is the definition of "idgas"?


little-r

replying to a single person as opposed the entire group

Instruction: "when someone sends a mail to a large group, be considerate and little-r instead of replying to the entire group" What is the definition of "little-r"?


dismumblefigoricated

a state of mind attainable through drugs which is of unexplainable confusion

Instruction: "after eating five different prescriptions and an ounce of mushrooms larry became dismumblefigoricated" What is the definition of "dismumblefigoricated"?


disco shower

Instruction: "after the joint was gone, i put on some gary wright and had myself a disco shower" What is the definition of "disco shower"?


disco shower

Instruction: "after the joint was gone, i put on some gary wright and had myself a disco shower" What is the definition of "disco shower"?


jail bird

a criminal who has been jailed repeatedly

Instruction: "this guy doesn't learn his lesson, he's such a jail bird" What is the definition of "jail bird"?


bootyguard

"a short man who is also a bodyguard for a woman with a really big ass

Instruction: "not only is tony her personal assistant, he is also her bootyguard" What is the definition of "bootyguard"?


bootyguard

"a short man who is also a bodyguard for a woman with a really big ass

Instruction: "not only is tony her personal assistant, he is also her bootyguard" What is the definition of "bootyguard"?


coke can

Instruction: "you'd better not go to the bathroom right now or you will have to clean up that coke can in the bog" What is the definition of "coke can"?


beavising

to play air guitar enthusiastically in a repetitive manner, accompanied by half-assed guitar sounds in a way reminiscent of beavis from beavis and butthead

Instruction: "dude, why are you beavising to an alanis morisette song?" What is the definition of "beavising"?


beavising

to change your facebook profile picture to the picture of greg beavis because he's a real g

Instruction: "everybody is beavising these days, i might join in the trend" What is the definition of "beavising"?


beavising

Context: no beavising on the bus

simply another word for pulling but in a more sly manner and may be frowned upon

Instruction: "no beavising on the bus" What is the definition of "beavising"?


burffn

a burning turtle, especially if near or inside of japanese steakhouse

Instruction: "guy 1: omg what will we do? i found a burffn" What is the definition of "burffn"?


arachnicardia

the sharp, sudden increase in [heart rate] due to a surprise encounter with a gigantic, evil, devil [arachnid]

Instruction: "josh suffered arachnicardia last wednesday when a giant, hairy spider jumped on him" What is the definition of "arachnicardia"?


boat fucker

a guy who roams college campuses looking for boats to have sex with

Instruction: "keep a close eye on your underage yamaha boat, or boat fucker will rip the fuck outta your rudders, not to mention will make your trolling motor deepthroat" What is the definition of "boat fucker"?


brrrshit

Context: brrrshit bout killed me

Instruction: "brrrshit bout killed me" What is the definition of "brrrshit"?


bitch patrol

the act of getting over a thousand beautiful bitches, it is performed by finding your friends in the club and saying bitch patrol

Instruction: "alexander the rainbow , alan g and rich are on a bitch patrol" What is the definition of "bitch patrol"?


bitch patrol

the act of chaining up a bunch of bitches and making them pick various sorts of debris off the side walk with chopsticks

Instruction: "see those scrape marks on her wrists, those are the chains from the bitch patrol" What is the definition of "bitch patrol"?


am-dawg

Context: yo am-dawg

crazy, trustworthy, friend, funny, weird, nothing like her kinda girl

Instruction: "yo am-dawg" What is the definition of "am-dawg"?


huge ass

Instruction: "5 scoops of ice cream?  that's a huge ass ice cream cone" What is the definition of "huge ass"?


brogent

Context: i think i'm more of a brogent

an upper class establishment of bros who consider the regular bro code lacking in wit, charm and discretion

Instruction: "i think i'm more of a brogent" What is the definition of "brogent"?


brogent

Context: "you have earned the rank of brogent

in the military a brogent is a non-commisioned officer, whom is also a bro

Instruction: ""you have earned the rank of brogent" What is the definition of "brogent"?


brogent

an upper class establishment of bro’s who consider the regular bro code lacking in wit, charm and discretion

Instruction: "why is gregg wearing a top hat and hitting on chicks with a shakespearean accent whilst administering kegstands?  didn't you know, he's a brogent" What is the definition of "brogent"?


brogent

Context: i think i'm more of a brogent

an upper class establishment of bros who consider the regular bro code lacking in wit, charm and discretion

Instruction: "i think i'm more of a brogent" What is the definition of "brogent"?


brogent

Context: "you have earned the rank of brogent

in the military a brogent is a non-commisioned officer, whom is also a bro

Instruction: ""you have earned the rank of brogent" What is the definition of "brogent"?


brogent

an upper class establishment of bro’s who consider the regular bro code lacking in wit, charm and discretion

Instruction: "why is gregg wearing a top hat and hitting on chicks with a shakespearean accent whilst administering kegstands?  didn't you know, he's a brogent" What is the definition of "brogent"?


creepskate

creepy dude who participates in various acts of douchebaggery

Instruction: "yeah man, that guy is kind of a creepskate" What is the definition of "creepskate"?


Instruction: "have u seen those big tymers pull up in front of the club 24s like hell yea" What is the definition of "24s"?


Context: in texas we live life slow sippin 24s

droppin 4oz promethazine codeine syrup in 20oz of sprite

Instruction: "in texas we live life slow sippin 24s" What is the definition of "24s"?


jethro

Context: oh don't tell me, jethro

what squidward uses to address spongebob when he thinks spongebob is acting like a pioneer, particularly when they are trying to deliver a krusty krab pizza

Instruction: "oh don't tell me, jethro" What is the definition of "jethro"?


jethro

Instruction: ""making your kids watch another "scooby" tape  while you and your friends smoke meth is so jethro" What is the definition of "jethro"?


jethro

Context: your such a jethro

almost never an american, mostly an asian name

Instruction: "your such a jethro" What is the definition of "jethro"?


jethro

name: wim - single male(altho not sure cos he has titties), plays tfc(or tries)

Instruction: "stop eating son, u dont wanna turn into a jethro dont u?" What is the definition of "jethro"?


jethro

Context: that 'stache is jethro

Instruction: "that 'stache is jethro" What is the definition of "jethro"?


jethro

Context: oh don't tell me, jethro

what squidward uses to address spongebob when he thinks spongebob is acting like a pioneer, particularly when they are trying to deliver a krusty krab pizza

Instruction: "oh don't tell me, jethro" What is the definition of "jethro"?


jethro

Instruction: ""making your kids watch another "scooby" tape  while you and your friends smoke meth is so jethro" What is the definition of "jethro"?


jethro

Context: your such a jethro

almost never an american, mostly an asian name

Instruction: "your such a jethro" What is the definition of "jethro"?


jethro

name: wim - single male(altho not sure cos he has titties), plays tfc(or tries)

Instruction: "stop eating son, u dont wanna turn into a jethro dont u?" What is the definition of "jethro"?


jethro

Context: that 'stache is jethro

Instruction: "that 'stache is jethro" What is the definition of "jethro"?


birdtown

the area of lakewood, oh nicknamed birdtown because all the streets had birds names

Instruction: "cruise down my block in birdtown and im'ma whoop your ass" What is the definition of "birdtown"?


birdtown

the area of lakewood, oh nicknamed birdtown because all the streets had birds names

Instruction: "cruise down my block in birdtown and im'ma whoop your ass" What is the definition of "birdtown"?


bill clegg

Context: bill clegg robbed the bike shop

Instruction: "bill clegg robbed the bike shop" What is the definition of "bill clegg"?


inuendo

Context: hey man i just saw a bird fly inuendo

"a redneck word created by jeff foxworthy

Instruction: "hey man i just saw a bird fly inuendo" What is the definition of "inuendo"?


chezwick

Context: yo i bet that fat guy has a chezwick

Instruction: "yo i bet that fat guy has a chezwick" What is the definition of "chezwick"?


chezwick

Context: jason johnston is a complete chezwick

Instruction: "jason johnston is a complete chezwick" What is the definition of "chezwick"?


aab

Instruction: "despite the hype, the new tom cruise flick is aab" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Context: aab is the greatest team ever

Instruction: "aab is the greatest team ever" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Context: wow jamie is an aab

Instruction: "wow jamie is an aab" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

a word to describe a feeling of complete joy but at a very sad time

Instruction: "i was feeling aab at my grandfathers funeral thinking about the times we shared" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Instruction: "i'm so in love with aab and can't imagine life without out her" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Instruction: "funniest thing last night, kathy had a black eye cause i aab her when she was on her knees" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Instruction: "despite the hype, the new tom cruise flick is aab" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Context: aab is the greatest team ever

Instruction: "aab is the greatest team ever" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Context: wow jamie is an aab

Instruction: "wow jamie is an aab" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

a word to describe a feeling of complete joy but at a very sad time

Instruction: "i was feeling aab at my grandfathers funeral thinking about the times we shared" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Instruction: "i'm so in love with aab and can't imagine life without out her" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Instruction: "funniest thing last night, kathy had a black eye cause i aab her when she was on her knees" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Instruction: "despite the hype, the new tom cruise flick is aab" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Context: aab is the greatest team ever

Instruction: "aab is the greatest team ever" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Context: wow jamie is an aab

Instruction: "wow jamie is an aab" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

a word to describe a feeling of complete joy but at a very sad time

Instruction: "i was feeling aab at my grandfathers funeral thinking about the times we shared" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Instruction: "i'm so in love with aab and can't imagine life without out her" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Instruction: "funniest thing last night, kathy had a black eye cause i aab her when she was on her knees" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Instruction: "despite the hype, the new tom cruise flick is aab" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Context: aab is the greatest team ever

Instruction: "aab is the greatest team ever" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Context: wow jamie is an aab

Instruction: "wow jamie is an aab" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

a word to describe a feeling of complete joy but at a very sad time

Instruction: "i was feeling aab at my grandfathers funeral thinking about the times we shared" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Instruction: "i'm so in love with aab and can't imagine life without out her" What is the definition of "aab"?


aab

Instruction: "funniest thing last night, kathy had a black eye cause i aab her when she was on her knees" What is the definition of "aab"?


banyo

Context: i went in to the men's banyo

Instruction: "i went in to the men's banyo" What is the definition of "banyo"?


305 small block

a 305 small block chevrolet engine having a bore and stroke of 3

Instruction: "the 305 small block was a durable engine" What is the definition of "305 small block"?


pampers

Context: hey pampers

Instruction: "hey pampers" What is the definition of "pampers"?


pampers

instead of taking a long shower before sex in the morning, simply wet a handtowel and clean the regions that will be in action

Instruction: "honey, something stinks down there, please go take a pampers" What is the definition of "pampers"?


garbage disposal

a garbage disposal is something in your sink that grinds up food so the sink won't get clogged

Instruction: "a garbage disposal sounds like chewbacca taking a shit" What is the definition of "garbage disposal"?


garbage disposal

having either anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman with pubic hair so coarse rubbing them causes pain making you ill

Instruction: "dude, i fucked your mom's garbage disposal last night" What is the definition of "garbage disposal"?


garbage disposal

Context: "it looks like a garbage disposal

"a synonym for a bomb or other explosive device

Instruction: ""it looks like a garbage disposal" What is the definition of "garbage disposal"?


attentrance

Instruction: "the girl came tumbling down the stairs while riding her suitcase on wheels - it was quite the attentrance" What is the definition of "attentrance"?


copperman

Instruction: "all hail unto copperman who hath delivered us from liberty" What is the definition of "copperman"?


biebergasm

when every girl at a justin bieber concert simultainiusly have an orgasm when he starts singing

Instruction: "dude: did you see the biebergasm last night? guy: ya i got a major stiffer dude: i think justin had one himself" What is the definition of "biebergasm"?


biebergasm

Context: biebergasm

when justin bieber does something that makes you horny

Instruction: "biebergasm" What is the definition of "biebergasm"?


biebergasm

a sudden outbreak in song of the horrible justin bieber randomly

Instruction: "hey man did you see the- and i was like baby baby baby ohhhhh what in tarnation? sorry i had a biebergasm" What is the definition of "biebergasm"?


biebergasm

when every girl at a justin bieber concert simultainiusly have an orgasm when he starts singing

Instruction: "dude: did you see the biebergasm last night? guy: ya i got a major stiffer dude: i think justin had one himself" What is the definition of "biebergasm"?


biebergasm

Context: biebergasm

when justin bieber does something that makes you horny

Instruction: "biebergasm" What is the definition of "biebergasm"?


biebergasm

a sudden outbreak in song of the horrible justin bieber randomly

Instruction: "hey man did you see the- and i was like baby baby baby ohhhhh what in tarnation? sorry i had a biebergasm" What is the definition of "biebergasm"?


amroyd

amroyd comes from sweden and is a very old name

Instruction: "amroyd worked all day without complaining" What is the definition of "amroyd"?


flight of the phoenix

Instruction: "mike holds the record for the flight of the phoenix" What is the definition of "flight of the phoenix"?


baked bean

Instruction: "it was only baked bean on the menu, but he tucked in anyway" What is the definition of "baked bean"?


baked bean

name for black people who havent showered and smell very bad

Instruction: "john- ugh whats that smell tom- is the baked bean that ust walked in john- of course" What is the definition of "baked bean"?


baked bean

Instruction: "it was only baked bean on the menu, but he tucked in anyway" What is the definition of "baked bean"?


baked bean

name for black people who havent showered and smell very bad

Instruction: "john- ugh whats that smell tom- is the baked bean that ust walked in john- of course" What is the definition of "baked bean"?


baked bean

Instruction: "it was only baked bean on the menu, but he tucked in anyway" What is the definition of "baked bean"?


baked bean

name for black people who havent showered and smell very bad

Instruction: "john- ugh whats that smell tom- is the baked bean that ust walked in john- of course" What is the definition of "baked bean"?


baked bean

Instruction: "it was only baked bean on the menu, but he tucked in anyway" What is the definition of "baked bean"?


baked bean

name for black people who havent showered and smell very bad

Instruction: "john- ugh whats that smell tom- is the baked bean that ust walked in john- of course" What is the definition of "baked bean"?


eagle mountain

the act of piling on one another while naked with arms and legs outstretched

Instruction: "dude 1: dude, when i walked into the party everyone was joining in on the eagle mountain" What is the definition of "eagle mountain"?


allura

Context: what a beautiful allura

a beautiful blue eyed princess, the most enchanting mermaid of the sea

Instruction: "what a beautiful allura" What is the definition of "allura"?


aak

Context: "hey, are you afk? "no, i'm aak

"acronym for "actually at keyboard"  it is a parody and counterpart to afk - "away from keyboard

Instruction: ""hey, are you afk? "no, i'm aak" What is the definition of "aak"?


chuco town

Context: i live in chuco town

Instruction: "i live in chuco town" What is the definition of "chuco town"?


bumouflage

Instruction: "you probably didn't see me there, i've got my bumouflage on" What is the definition of "bumouflage"?


mr. nig

"the main characters boyfriend on the bet spinoff of sex in the city, "rape in the hood""

Instruction: "mr. nig got carrie pregnant and ran away" What is the definition of "mr. nig"?


cuppa hungie

"a bastardization of "couple of hundred"

Instruction: "yo pacco, you still owe me a cuppa hungie" What is the definition of "cuppa hungie"?


kellogg brown & root

subsidiary of halliburton, harbinger of death and destruction

Instruction: "person 1: hmm, i heard that kellogg brown & root controls the united states and that its board members hunt lobbyists while intoxicated in the texas wilderness" What is the definition of "kellogg brown & root"?


commando's sacrifice

to compensate for a lack of toilet paper in a public restroom by wiping one's anus with his or her own underwear

Instruction: "always bring toilet paper with you when traveling in china, lest you be forced to make the commando's sacrifice" What is the definition of "commando's sacrifice"?


gtfoh

Instruction: "you need to gtfoh before someone sees you" What is the definition of "gtfoh"?


gtfoh

Instruction: "when someone presents to you an ignorant comment or statement, with lack of respect or substance, tell them to gtfoh" What is the definition of "gtfoh"?


gtfoh

"abbreviation for "get the fuck over here!" "

Instruction: "aaron, its 1:00am, ive been waiting for two hours, so gtfoh" What is the definition of "gtfoh"?


vegas carwash

when a las vegas stripper or escort urinates on a client or john

Instruction: "i paid the girl a $1000 to give me a vegas carwash" What is the definition of "vegas carwash"?


drool material

a slang term used to describe someone who is very attractive, and has a collection of their pictures

Instruction: "lee you are sooo totally my drool material" What is the definition of "drool material"?


argo nonya

"term used by outlaw bikers meaning "oh go

Instruction: "cop: where do you get your?  biker: argo nonya" What is the definition of "argo nonya"?


cold-cock

Instruction: "when bill and i fight, i'm totally gonna cold-cock that guy" What is the definition of "cold-cock"?


cold-cock

Instruction: "when bill and i fight, i'm totally gonna cold-cock that guy" What is the definition of "cold-cock"?


manwitched

to be fucked in the ass by a large white, hairy man

Instruction: "ever have your ass licked by a fat man in a trench coat, no but i got manwitched at a rave the other night" What is the definition of "manwitched"?


favorite

a term of endearment applied to a boyfriend, girlfriend, or good friend

Instruction: "efrem may be mean, but he's still my favorite" What is the definition of "favorite"?


favorite

awesomely great person who is waaayyyy better than others

Instruction: "favorite knows everything about creepers" What is the definition of "favorite"?


gamefreak

the act of obtaining a tactical nuke in call of duty modern warfare 2 while getting oral (a blow job)

Instruction: "dude last night i gamefreaked, dude im going to gamefreak tonight" What is the definition of "gamefreak"?


fargin'

Context: roman troy moronie: fargin' [iceholes]

Instruction: "roman troy moronie: fargin' [iceholes]" What is the definition of "fargin'"?


being short

not having time for a full conversation or a comment to show you're really not interested, abrupt, not having a friendly demeanor

Instruction: "dang, sally was being short with me when i talked to her on the phone yesterday, i guess she's still mad about what happened" What is the definition of "being short"?


mother in law

"an evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move, condemn you, and leave you to die

Instruction: "i would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law" What is the definition of "mother in law"?


mother in law

Instruction: "i would rather suck on exhaust fumes than live with my mother in law" What is the definition of "mother in law"?


mother in law

an old wrinkly woman who hates you and knows that you're banging her daughter

Instruction: "my mother in law stabbed at my longfellow with a three pronged fork" What is the definition of "mother in law"?


filtf

Context: "guy, "i like that filtf

father's i'd like to fuck  these office guys do it in the office while in suits and tie

Instruction: ""guy, "i like that filtf" What is the definition of "filtf"?


filtf

Context: that sam girl is such a filtf

freshman id like to fuck, in use for cute freshman!

Instruction: "that sam girl is such a filtf" What is the definition of "filtf"?


b.i.f.

Context: damn that girls gotta fat b.i.f.

butt in front- pussy is so fat it looks like a butt in front, see f

Instruction: "damn that girls gotta fat b.i.f." What is the definition of "b.i.f."?


b.i.f.

Context: damn that girls gotta fat b.i.f.

butt in front- pussy is so fat it looks like a butt in front, see f

Instruction: "damn that girls gotta fat b.i.f." What is the definition of "b.i.f."?


b.i.f.

Context: damn that girls gotta fat b.i.f.

butt in front- pussy is so fat it looks like a butt in front, see f

Instruction: "damn that girls gotta fat b.i.f." What is the definition of "b.i.f."?


b.i.f.

Context: damn that girls gotta fat b.i.f.

butt in front- pussy is so fat it looks like a butt in front, see f

Instruction: "damn that girls gotta fat b.i.f." What is the definition of "b.i.f."?


b.i.f.

Context: damn that girls gotta fat b.i.f.

butt in front- pussy is so fat it looks like a butt in front, see f

Instruction: "damn that girls gotta fat b.i.f." What is the definition of "b.i.f."?


b.i.f.

Context: damn that girls gotta fat b.i.f.

butt in front- pussy is so fat it looks like a butt in front, see f

Instruction: "damn that girls gotta fat b.i.f." What is the definition of "b.i.f."?


baby phat

Context: check out dis baby phat shirt

branch of phat farm created for woman by kimora lee simmons

Instruction: "check out dis baby phat shirt" What is the definition of "baby phat"?


baby phat

ill-fitting, ugly, cheap looking yet over priced clothing line aimed at urban women/girls who wear up to size 26

Instruction: "mrs lee getting phat pockets cause her baby phat clothin line sells so [freaking] well" What is the definition of "baby phat"?


baby phat

Instruction: "gurl you showing just a little too much baby phat" What is the definition of "baby phat"?


weeju

Context: my dog, hooch, loves to drink weeju

Instruction: "my dog, hooch, loves to drink weeju" What is the definition of "weeju"?


hizzoes

Context: ma hizzoes be da shizzle ma nizzle

Instruction: "ma hizzoes be da shizzle ma nizzle" What is the definition of "hizzoes"?


hizzoes

Context: ma hizzoes be da shizzle ma nizzle

Instruction: "ma hizzoes be da shizzle ma nizzle" What is the definition of "hizzoes"?


hizzoes

Context: ma hizzoes be da shizzle ma nizzle

Instruction: "ma hizzoes be da shizzle ma nizzle" What is the definition of "hizzoes"?


cum blanket

towel favored by a particular man to whipe his jizz on after he whacks the shit out of his chicken

Instruction: "dude, dont lay on that, thats my cum blanket" What is the definition of "cum blanket"?


cum blanket

the top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation

Instruction: "dude, i always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin" What is the definition of "cum blanket"?


cum blanket

Context: baby, i'm going give you a cum blanket

to cover your sexual partner(s) with old tissues that were once used to wipe up cum after masterbation

Instruction: "baby, i'm going give you a cum blanket" What is the definition of "cum blanket"?


bobinator

Instruction: "dude, look at the that bobinator [shredding] the [pow]" What is the definition of "bobinator"?


bobinator

Context: i know a bobinator

a person that gives sexual acts to a wildlife creature

Instruction: "i know a bobinator" What is the definition of "bobinator"?


bobinator

Instruction: "dude, look at the that bobinator [shredding] the [pow]" What is the definition of "bobinator"?


bobinator

Context: i know a bobinator

a person that gives sexual acts to a wildlife creature

Instruction: "i know a bobinator" What is the definition of "bobinator"?


atbf

Instruction: "if a perosn says a joke that is not funny or akward, you respond by saying atbf" What is the definition of "atbf"?


alt account

Instruction: "i have 5 alt account and there all different lvls" What is the definition of "alt account"?


grete

Context: i want to be like grete

a grete is someone you always want to be around

Instruction: "i want to be like grete" What is the definition of "grete"?


breathtakingly beautiful

Instruction: "astrid is a breathtakingly beautiful girl" What is the definition of "breathtakingly beautiful"?


couture

Instruction: "i can't wait to watch the oscars so i can watch all that fab' couture" What is the definition of "couture"?


couture

Context: that couture shirt costs $259

Instruction: "that couture shirt costs $259" What is the definition of "couture"?


couture

Instruction: "those juicy couture sweatpants are high fashion" What is the definition of "couture"?


couture

i)french word for fashion  ii)slang for [cool] with respect to something thats expensive or high end

Instruction: "i)i love galliano haute couture  ii)those yves saint laurent espadrilles are so couture" What is the definition of "couture"?


couture

Context: ignoramus: that bag is soooo couture

"the real meaning in french is not "fashion", as ignorant people would say, but rather means "sewing"

Instruction: "ignoramus: that bag is soooo couture" What is the definition of "couture"?


couture

Context: models couture pictures

extravagant fashion generally dresses is a french word, couture dresses are very expensive and outrageous and it doesnt look good in everyone, couture makeup is also extravagant and outregeous

Instruction: "models couture pictures" What is the definition of "couture"?


couture

to beat the living daylights out of somebody

Instruction: "" hey bro, ya see that faggot that just touched my genitals? i'm gonna couture his ass" What is the definition of "couture"?


couture

Instruction: "i can't wait to watch the oscars so i can watch all that fab' couture" What is the definition of "couture"?


couture

Context: that couture shirt costs $259

Instruction: "that couture shirt costs $259" What is the definition of "couture"?


couture

Instruction: "those juicy couture sweatpants are high fashion" What is the definition of "couture"?


couture

i)french word for fashion  ii)slang for [cool] with respect to something thats expensive or high end

Instruction: "i)i love galliano haute couture  ii)those yves saint laurent espadrilles are so couture" What is the definition of "couture"?


couture

Context: ignoramus: that bag is soooo couture

"the real meaning in french is not "fashion", as ignorant people would say, but rather means "sewing"

Instruction: "ignoramus: that bag is soooo couture" What is the definition of "couture"?


couture

Context: models couture pictures

extravagant fashion generally dresses is a french word, couture dresses are very expensive and outrageous and it doesnt look good in everyone, couture makeup is also extravagant and outregeous

Instruction: "models couture pictures" What is the definition of "couture"?


couture

to beat the living daylights out of somebody

Instruction: "" hey bro, ya see that faggot that just touched my genitals? i'm gonna couture his ass" What is the definition of "couture"?


cocklodge

Context: hey bitch your mouth is a cocklodge

"a "cocklodge" is a place where a cock is inserted or placed"

Instruction: "hey bitch your mouth is a cocklodge" What is the definition of "cocklodge"?


enjoyables

Context: "i need to get some enjoyables later on

Instruction: ""i need to get some enjoyables later on" What is the definition of "enjoyables"?


db cubed

Instruction: "man, noah would not shut up about that ham, he was being such a db cubed" What is the definition of "db cubed"?


bootilla

Instruction: "dam she got a bootilla like stephanie pilla" What is the definition of "bootilla"?


chinese firewall

a logical seperation of data by user group between multiple instance of the same software on the same server

Instruction: "the server housed data for multiple clients, seperating each instance with a chinese firewall to meet data security requirements" What is the definition of "chinese firewall"?


baby sas

refers to baby sasquatch, a person who is short, stocky and hairy

Instruction: "did you see that clerk? he was a baby sas" What is the definition of "baby sas"?


candied apple

when you ejaculate on a sexual partner and immediately throw sugar on them

Instruction: "my girl has a real craving for sweets, so i gave her a candied apple last night" What is the definition of "candied apple"?


chickentable

a gesture for men of raising their hands in the air when taking a picture with a group of other men to prove you are not inappropriately touching

Instruction: "ok guys get in closer for the picture and lets see some chickentable" What is the definition of "chickentable"?


canadam

Context: canadam plays ddr

Instruction: "canadam plays ddr" What is the definition of "canadam"?


cum 2000

"cum 2000 (aka tommy in a bottle) is a mixture of fragrant sperm, "pisssss", english leather & old spice

Instruction: "caution:  when applied to the skin cum 2000 will release pheromones into the air causing females to orgasm within 20 feet of the wearer" What is the definition of "cum 2000"?


marshism

Instruction: "dude that surf board is marshism to the max" What is the definition of "marshism"?


captain granite

captain granite, urban god, is a guy who's head is as hard as it sounds

Instruction: "i met captain granite once, and i am still waiting for this nightmare to pass" What is the definition of "captain granite"?


crotch cannibal

Context: man that joe is a crotch cannibal

a man or woman who has extreme pleasure performing oral sex to a female

Instruction: "man that joe is a crotch cannibal" What is the definition of "crotch cannibal"?


burping the worm

Instruction: "mom:hey, what'd you do after school today?  you: oh, i was burping the worm" What is the definition of "burping the worm"?


angmo

Instruction: "hey, did you see that angmo in the restaurant?" What is the definition of "angmo"?


angmo

Instruction: "hey, did you see that angmo in the restaurant?" What is the definition of "angmo"?


clit-shit

Instruction: " all he does is eat his girls pussy, he is a real clit-shit" What is the definition of "clit-shit"?


clit-shit

Instruction: " all he does is eat his girls pussy, he is a real clit-shit" What is the definition of "clit-shit"?


clit-shit

Instruction: " all he does is eat his girls pussy, he is a real clit-shit" What is the definition of "clit-shit"?


clit-shit

Instruction: " all he does is eat his girls pussy, he is a real clit-shit" What is the definition of "clit-shit"?


stonesphere

Context: hey man ur killing my stonesphere

a atmosphere specificly a stoner atmosphere

Instruction: "hey man ur killing my stonesphere" What is the definition of "stonesphere"?


dick tricks

the art of manipulating ones genitals in the shape of objects and/or creatures for the amusement of others

Instruction: "jacobs' dick tricks were a complete hit  at his grandparents anniversary" What is the definition of "dick tricks"?


infamous

(in-fuh-mus) being famous for something not good

Instruction: "charles manson is infamous for killing a ton of people and starting a cult" What is the definition of "infamous"?


infamous

someone that is well known for doing something bad

Instruction: "everybody knows scarface tony montana the infamous , cuban immigrant that takes over a drug empire and went out like a g (gangsta) at the end" What is the definition of "infamous"?


infamous

Context: hitler is an infamous leader

being well-known for having a negative impact on society, a community, and/or the world

Instruction: "hitler is an infamous leader" What is the definition of "infamous"?


infamous

Instruction: "the result of today's global economy was started by the infamous george w" What is the definition of "infamous"?


infamous

someone or something that is famous for having a bad reputation

Instruction: "infamous moments in pop culture include: the puffy shirt on seinfeld, tom cruise's couch-humping (i mean jumping) incident, and of course [paris hilton]" What is the definition of "infamous"?


infamous

"a fucking fun new add on urbandictionary!  "press and hold to charge"  damn right i will!!"

Instruction: "im tired of seeing these old busted t's ads, it's all about infamous" What is the definition of "infamous"?


infamous

infamous,or better known as 'agg towns infamous', is an underground rapper/lyricist from arlington,texas

Instruction: "guy 1:say bro have you heard that new album that infamous dropped?  guy 2:nah,does it go hard?  guy 1:its fuckin amazing" What is the definition of "infamous"?


black russian

Context: black russian is great for after dinner

an alcoholic drink: one part of kalhua and three parts of vodka

Instruction: "black russian is great for after dinner" What is the definition of "black russian"?


black russian

after fucking a girl long and hard in the ass, you pull it out and put it back in her pussy

Instruction: "lauren got a wicked infection after getting a black russian" What is the definition of "black russian"?


black russian

an alcoholic drink, similar to a white russian, except substituting milk for coke

Instruction: ""if the dude spiced it up a lil, h'ed be drinking black russians  "you'd never see a black russian named boris""" What is the definition of "black russian"?


black russian

Context: "-"one black russian please

alcoholic cocktail containing vodka and brandy

Instruction: ""-"one black russian please" What is the definition of "black russian"?


worf

Context: worf could break data

Instruction: "worf could break data" What is the definition of "worf"?


worf

=word true origen: typo while conversing with your friend online

Instruction: "natedecks: hey, that party that i played at on new years was awesome phatphlava313: worf" What is the definition of "worf"?


worf

Context: is it worf it?

Instruction: "is it worf it?" What is the definition of "worf"?


worf

"the slang contraction of the words "wonder if

Instruction: "sometimes i worf i should just up and leave this town" What is the definition of "worf"?


worf

Instruction: "dumm deee dumm deee deee *turns around* ah god get your worf ass forehead out my face" What is the definition of "worf"?


loveless

originally a manga series by kouga yun that was later made into a 12 episode anime series

Instruction: "ritsuka from loveless is the sexiest 12-year-old in existence" What is the definition of "loveless"?


loveless

the last album ever released by my bloody valentine

Instruction: "carla was listening to loveless while taking some ecstasy" What is the definition of "loveless"?


loveless

Context: loveless was drunk when he said that

artist, singer, song writer and free spirit born in new orleans, louisiana

Instruction: "loveless was drunk when he said that" What is the definition of "loveless"?


loveless

Context: dude don't be a loveless

a total assclown loserdouche homofag that likes to say poowwww all day, burp loudly, and smell his own farts

Instruction: "dude don't be a loveless" What is the definition of "loveless"?


loveless

someone who owns many slaves && has a fake nose

Instruction: "that loveless over there strongly dislikes africans, probably because of her artificial nose" What is the definition of "loveless"?


molded

to be high or under the influence of marijuana

Instruction: "man, wee smoked a blunt:we got so molded" What is the definition of "molded"?


beatlicious

rock music that really has a great beat and memorable tunes

Instruction: "  although there's a lot of s**t out there on cds and mp3s, you can still find stuff that's beatlicious" What is the definition of "beatlicious"?


landiside

Context: suzie is totally committing landiside

landiside is a common term that is used on the central coast of california that defines a sort of female social suicide

Instruction: "suzie is totally committing landiside" What is the definition of "landiside"?


addictinggames.com

a great site to play great games during boring days of school

Instruction: "i'm going to addictinggames.com because i'm bored" What is the definition of "addictinggames.com"?


big jonson

Context: mary: you have the best big jonson

Instruction: "mary: you have the best big jonson" What is the definition of "big jonson"?


camp jam

Instruction: "what happens at camp jam, stays at camp jam" What is the definition of "camp jam"?


bum rag

Context: a bully is a bum rag

a person who is full of clart (a stupid person)

Instruction: "a bully is a bum rag" What is the definition of "bum rag"?


collins

Context: i wish i was collins

person with this name is claimed to have intense skills that are needed in the basic world

Instruction: "i wish i was collins" What is the definition of "collins"?


collins

collins- to wank, to masturbate, to beat ones meat

Instruction: "'brb, i'm just going for a quick collins" What is the definition of "collins"?


collins

Context: i wish i was collins

person with this name is claimed to have intense skills that are needed in the basic world

Instruction: "i wish i was collins" What is the definition of "collins"?


collins

collins- to wank, to masturbate, to beat ones meat

Instruction: "'brb, i'm just going for a quick collins" What is the definition of "collins"?


collins

Context: i wish i was collins

person with this name is claimed to have intense skills that are needed in the basic world

Instruction: "i wish i was collins" What is the definition of "collins"?


collins

collins- to wank, to masturbate, to beat ones meat

Instruction: "'brb, i'm just going for a quick collins" What is the definition of "collins"?


cocktail party

party in which all participating males of a circle jerk ejaculate into a cocktail glass

Instruction: "friend 1: we had a nice, friendly little cocktail party" What is the definition of "cocktail party"?


cocktail party

when the [cock] of one person and the [tail] of another have a party

Instruction: "private long, if you don't shut what i call the fuck up, we're going to have a cocktail party tonight" What is the definition of "cocktail party"?


cocktail party

where sophisticated grown ups go to lie to each other

Instruction: ""life is just one big stinking cocktail party isn't it doc? "get out of my car" What is the definition of "cocktail party"?


cocktail party

party in which all participating males of a circle jerk ejaculate into a cocktail glass

Instruction: "friend 1: we had a nice, friendly little cocktail party" What is the definition of "cocktail party"?


cocktail party

when the [cock] of one person and the [tail] of another have a party

Instruction: "private long, if you don't shut what i call the fuck up, we're going to have a cocktail party tonight" What is the definition of "cocktail party"?


cocktail party

where sophisticated grown ups go to lie to each other

Instruction: ""life is just one big stinking cocktail party isn't it doc? "get out of my car" What is the definition of "cocktail party"?


cocktail party

party in which all participating males of a circle jerk ejaculate into a cocktail glass

Instruction: "friend 1: we had a nice, friendly little cocktail party" What is the definition of "cocktail party"?


cocktail party

when the [cock] of one person and the [tail] of another have a party

Instruction: "private long, if you don't shut what i call the fuck up, we're going to have a cocktail party tonight" What is the definition of "cocktail party"?


cocktail party

where sophisticated grown ups go to lie to each other

Instruction: ""life is just one big stinking cocktail party isn't it doc? "get out of my car" What is the definition of "cocktail party"?


flegg moment

a more accurate depiction of the common slang [blonde moment]

Instruction: "i can not remember when australia was invaded or settled by europeans, i must be having a flegg moment" What is the definition of "flegg moment"?


drink drink revolution

Instruction: "brad and lonnie were playing drink drink revolution for two hours last night, but lonnie gave up when he had to take a leak" What is the definition of "drink drink revolution"?


american fourtune cookie

a delisous cookie, much like a chinese fourtune cookie

Instruction: "kayla: is that a chinese fourtune cookie? girl: no, it's an american fourtune cookie" What is the definition of "american fourtune cookie"?


a marin

when you take a picture of yourself with your tounge sticking out and making a peace sign

Instruction: "girl 1: did you see that pic i posted on [facebook]?  girl 2: you look like a marin" What is the definition of "a marin"?


a marin

when you take a picture of yourself with your tounge sticking out and making a peace sign

Instruction: "girl 1: did you see that pic i posted on [facebook]?  girl 2: you look like a marin" What is the definition of "a marin"?


camel girl

a girl that hasa cracked out teeth and comes from a crack family and only dates guys that will fuck each other

Instruction: "hey nick me and camel girl broke up you should date her and then we can fuck her  cool zach sounds great" What is the definition of "camel girl"?


kampot

Context: yo bro your mom made some kampot today?

a russian drink made by boiling different berries/fruits and adding sugar, honey, mint for flavour

Instruction: "yo bro your mom made some kampot today?" What is the definition of "kampot"?


choss

Instruction: "there was a choss pile at the foot of the cliff" What is the definition of "choss"?


choss

Context: george clooney is a choss

Instruction: "george clooney is a choss" What is the definition of "choss"?


choss

indescribable substance, usually repulsive

Instruction: "i went to pick it up and there was some kind of choss all over it, it was fucking sticky and my hand smelt like shit afterwards" What is the definition of "choss"?


choss

used as a verb:  to throw down or destroy

Instruction: "dude i'm going to choss you if you don't shut up" What is the definition of "choss"?


choss

Instruction: "dude, iont wanna go to chapel hill, with choss and all those other fags" What is the definition of "choss"?


choss

Instruction: "there was a choss pile at the foot of the cliff" What is the definition of "choss"?


choss

Context: george clooney is a choss

Instruction: "george clooney is a choss" What is the definition of "choss"?


choss

indescribable substance, usually repulsive

Instruction: "i went to pick it up and there was some kind of choss all over it, it was fucking sticky and my hand smelt like shit afterwards" What is the definition of "choss"?


choss

used as a verb:  to throw down or destroy

Instruction: "dude i'm going to choss you if you don't shut up" What is the definition of "choss"?


choss

Instruction: "dude, iont wanna go to chapel hill, with choss and all those other fags" What is the definition of "choss"?


chunk em

Instruction: "you want to run your mouth then fine lets chunk em" What is the definition of "chunk em"?


chodeth

Context: "dude, chodeth is being so annoying

"chodeth is generally a nickname for "cody"

Instruction: ""dude, chodeth is being so annoying" What is the definition of "chodeth"?


helmet-polisher

Instruction: "jim is always trying to curry favor with our boss; he's a real helmet-polisher" What is the definition of "helmet-polisher"?


kris aquino

a severe case, beyond medical help kind of megalomania

Instruction: ""saying it's not a national issue while being interviewed on prime time national tv, just to let people know she's quitting her tv shows? such a kris aquino move" What is the definition of "kris aquino"?


ccoc

a place in san jose were retards go to get more credits for school

Instruction: "i hate ccoc all of the teachers are d bags and the mexicans scare me" What is the definition of "ccoc"?


hillary cliton

Instruction: "have you seen that one hillary cliton porno? she gets fucked by every member of the senate" What is the definition of "hillary cliton"?


aiiac

Instruction: ""hey man did you hear about the mods nerfing that assassin skill?  "lol aiiac i'm not a sin" What is the definition of "aiiac"?


bry

Context: if you need a true man, call bry

studly man on the exterior, but a soft and gentle soul

Instruction: "if you need a true man, call bry" What is the definition of "bry"?


bry

nickname for brian (or bryan)  see also bri (pronounced bry n not br-ee)  b

Instruction: "joe: ayy bry howya goin mate??  brian: im cool mateeee" What is the definition of "bry"?


bry

Context: bry is so hot hes mine

a lad wanted by many - taken my none ! he gets all the laydeez ! hes frm sunderland !

Instruction: "bry is so hot hes mine" What is the definition of "bry"?


bry

Context: if you need a true man, call bry

studly man on the exterior, but a soft and gentle soul

Instruction: "if you need a true man, call bry" What is the definition of "bry"?


bry

nickname for brian (or bryan)  see also bri (pronounced bry n not br-ee)  b

Instruction: "joe: ayy bry howya goin mate??  brian: im cool mateeee" What is the definition of "bry"?


bry

Context: bry is so hot hes mine

a lad wanted by many - taken my none ! he gets all the laydeez ! hes frm sunderland !

Instruction: "bry is so hot hes mine" What is the definition of "bry"?


cedarfest

the gathering of michigan state students in the courtyard of the cedar village apartments after a huge win or lose by the spartans

Instruction: "man, cedarfest 2013 was awesome, like 50 kids were expelled, i heard they knocked over a huge tree and burned it" What is the definition of "cedarfest"?


box doc

commonly a gynecologist or any doctor specializing in vaginal knowledge and inspection

Instruction: "i went to the box doc for a cervix peeping today" What is the definition of "box doc"?


knackered

Context: i'm feeling a bit knackered today

Instruction: "i'm feeling a bit knackered today" What is the definition of "knackered"?


knackered

Context: on my feet all day and i'm knackered

Instruction: "on my feet all day and i'm knackered" What is the definition of "knackered"?


knackered

"to run out of energy during an endurance sporting event

Instruction: "the rider forgot to eat before the last climb of the day and he was completely knackered half way up" What is the definition of "knackered"?


knackered

to be covered in semen or to be extremely tired

Instruction: ""dude that guy knackered me last night "i thought you were a guy" What is the definition of "knackered"?


knackered

Context: i'm knackered after last night

Instruction: "i'm knackered after last night" What is the definition of "knackered"?


booshir

Context: person 1: i'm such a huge booshir

"a fan of the british comedy troop "the mighty boosh""

Instruction: "person 1: i'm such a huge booshir" What is the definition of "booshir"?


google off

Instruction: "well, if we don't have any work to do, i guess we get to google off today" What is the definition of "google off"?


google off

a contest in which participants race to see who can find the answer first by searching [google]

Instruction: "person 1: what does superfluous mean? person 2: i don't know, let's have a google off" What is the definition of "google off"?


democratic underground

"a site for open minded progressives against right wing fascism to communicate and ban and delete any post that they disagree with

Instruction: "i would debate a protest warrior, but my arguments get destroyed so i went to my insulated echo chamber, the democratic underground" What is the definition of "democratic underground"?


democratic underground

a web-based forum/community with but one goal: overthrowing the american republic and replacing it with a communist dictatorship

Instruction: "democratic underground wants a us communist state so that all opponents of the communists (republicans, conservatives, moderates, independents, mainstream democrats) can be put in gulags or simply shot" What is the definition of "democratic underground"?


democratic underground

Instruction: "democratic underground is a great place to keep up on current events and pick up some cool political nicknames, insults or one-liners" What is the definition of "democratic underground"?


democratic underground

Instruction: "jimbo, i've been posting on democratic underground for ten years, and they haven't eliminated me yet" What is the definition of "democratic underground"?


the chills

seeing something that totally freaks you out

Instruction: "those two midgets 69ing gave me the chills" What is the definition of "the chills"?


the chills

Context: he just gave her the chills

when a sno cone is eaten body-shot style from an ass crack

Instruction: "he just gave her the chills" What is the definition of "the chills"?


cousin fucker

Instruction: "i'm so glad bubba the cousin fucker is no longer in office" What is the definition of "cousin fucker"?


cousin fucker

Instruction: "i'm so glad bubba the cousin fucker is no longer in office" What is the definition of "cousin fucker"?


dramasstic

Context: that comeback was dramasstic

when something dramatic in a dinosaur related way

Instruction: "that comeback was dramasstic" What is the definition of "dramasstic"?


cake farts

the act of getting naked and farting on a cake

Instruction: ""you know what i like the most? cake farts direct quote from cake fart girl "i'm going to need to get real comfortable for this""" What is the definition of "cake farts"?


cake farts

what you get when you squat in to a cake backwards like a truck bumping a dock, and lower yourself into said cake

Instruction: "you know what i like the most? cake farts" What is the definition of "cake farts"?


cake farts

the act of getting naked and farting on a cake

Instruction: ""you know what i like the most? cake farts direct quote from cake fart girl "i'm going to need to get real comfortable for this""" What is the definition of "cake farts"?


cake farts

what you get when you squat in to a cake backwards like a truck bumping a dock, and lower yourself into said cake

Instruction: "you know what i like the most? cake farts" What is the definition of "cake farts"?


cake farts

the act of getting naked and farting on a cake

Instruction: ""you know what i like the most? cake farts direct quote from cake fart girl "i'm going to need to get real comfortable for this""" What is the definition of "cake farts"?


cake farts

what you get when you squat in to a cake backwards like a truck bumping a dock, and lower yourself into said cake

Instruction: "you know what i like the most? cake farts" What is the definition of "cake farts"?


cake farts

the act of getting naked and farting on a cake

Instruction: ""you know what i like the most? cake farts direct quote from cake fart girl "i'm going to need to get real comfortable for this""" What is the definition of "cake farts"?


cake farts

what you get when you squat in to a cake backwards like a truck bumping a dock, and lower yourself into said cake

Instruction: "you know what i like the most? cake farts" What is the definition of "cake farts"?


s.a.h

Instruction: "john: yo did u see becca at the club lastnite?  rob: dude she was s.a.h" What is the definition of "s.a.h"?


back bacon

more commonly known as peameal bacon served with breakfast

Instruction: "holy shit man, look at all the back bacon on that chick, you could feed a family of twelve with that" What is the definition of "back bacon"?


back bacon

backbacon is the fat that hangs over a woman's bra straps in the back

Instruction: "this broad at bj's was so fat that her back bacon jiggled when she laughed" What is the definition of "back bacon"?


back bacon

a game where you mount or jump on the back of a police officer for as long as possible

Instruction: ""hey john, im bored, wanna beat the back bacon record of 23secs? " yeah ,sure" What is the definition of "back bacon"?


back bacon

when some one has so much [fat] that they're back starts to grow rolls & breast

Instruction: "go to your local wallmart, look for back bacon on big people" What is the definition of "back bacon"?


back bacon

more commonly known as peameal bacon served with breakfast

Instruction: "holy shit man, look at all the back bacon on that chick, you could feed a family of twelve with that" What is the definition of "back bacon"?


back bacon

backbacon is the fat that hangs over a woman's bra straps in the back

Instruction: "this broad at bj's was so fat that her back bacon jiggled when she laughed" What is the definition of "back bacon"?


back bacon

a game where you mount or jump on the back of a police officer for as long as possible

Instruction: ""hey john, im bored, wanna beat the back bacon record of 23secs? " yeah ,sure" What is the definition of "back bacon"?


back bacon

when some one has so much [fat] that they're back starts to grow rolls & breast

Instruction: "go to your local wallmart, look for back bacon on big people" What is the definition of "back bacon"?


coyote sandwich

a sexual act where in a man shits in his partner's mouth and then fucks their mouth

Instruction: "she's the type of freak who would pay for a coyote sandwich" What is the definition of "coyote sandwich"?


allrounder

in cricket a player who can play in more than one role to a good standard

Instruction: "andrew flntoff is a bowling allrounder whereas adam gilchrist is a wicketkeeping allrounder  (england for the ashes" What is the definition of "allrounder"?


bloast

Instruction: "man i can't let him hit me i,m gonna bloast him up" What is the definition of "bloast"?


bloast

Context: homie i,m gonna bloast him up

Instruction: "homie i,m gonna bloast him up" What is the definition of "bloast"?


bloast

Instruction: "man i can't let him hit me i,m gonna bloast him up" What is the definition of "bloast"?


bloast

Context: homie i,m gonna bloast him up

Instruction: "homie i,m gonna bloast him up" What is the definition of "bloast"?


deprived of making decent jokes

Context: you are deprived of making decent jokes

Instruction: "you are deprived of making decent jokes" What is the definition of "deprived of making decent jokes"?


easel

the surplus of wrinkly skin on the ballsac

Instruction: "my scrotum is really hard to shave with a razor because my easel is so wrinkly and loose" What is the definition of "easel"?


easel

Instruction: "i fucked her in her easel so hard that she needed a butt plug for the rest of her life" What is the definition of "easel"?


dick sniping

Context: dude let's go dick sniping

a game created by a group o teenage boys ate the greenwood park mall in indiana

Instruction: "dude let's go dick sniping" What is the definition of "dick sniping"?


chicken fetus

"the pain resulting from spraying a cheesy, bloody substance from your penis while urinating

Instruction: "trevor had severe chicken fetus the other day and is now going to see the doctor" What is the definition of "chicken fetus"?


hi hello

a redundant greeting given by foreigners who speak english as a second language

Instruction: "hi hello i am from venezuala, where from you are?" What is the definition of "hi hello"?


cock hawk

a mythical creature known for living almost solely on a diet of worms

Instruction: "man, the cock hawk totally preyed on me at a party last saturday" What is the definition of "cock hawk"?


cock hawk

Context: stop looking at my dick you cock hawk

a man that tries to look at your penis while you are stood at the public toilet urinal

Instruction: "stop looking at my dick you cock hawk" What is the definition of "cock hawk"?


cock hawk

when someone goes to cough but instead just spits into their mouth

Instruction: "nothing beats being woken up by the village cock hawk" What is the definition of "cock hawk"?


cock hawk

Context: paris hilton is a cock hawk

a person (hawk) hunting for roosters (cocks), then open their beak (mouth) and eat their pray (give a blow-job)

Instruction: "paris hilton is a cock hawk" What is the definition of "cock hawk"?


cock hawk

a mythical creature known for living almost solely on a diet of worms

Instruction: "man, the cock hawk totally preyed on me at a party last saturday" What is the definition of "cock hawk"?


cock hawk

Context: stop looking at my dick you cock hawk

a man that tries to look at your penis while you are stood at the public toilet urinal

Instruction: "stop looking at my dick you cock hawk" What is the definition of "cock hawk"?


cock hawk

when someone goes to cough but instead just spits into their mouth

Instruction: "nothing beats being woken up by the village cock hawk" What is the definition of "cock hawk"?


cock hawk

Context: paris hilton is a cock hawk

a person (hawk) hunting for roosters (cocks), then open their beak (mouth) and eat their pray (give a blow-job)

Instruction: "paris hilton is a cock hawk" What is the definition of "cock hawk"?


cock hawk

a mythical creature known for living almost solely on a diet of worms

Instruction: "man, the cock hawk totally preyed on me at a party last saturday" What is the definition of "cock hawk"?


cock hawk

Context: stop looking at my dick you cock hawk

a man that tries to look at your penis while you are stood at the public toilet urinal

Instruction: "stop looking at my dick you cock hawk" What is the definition of "cock hawk"?


cock hawk

when someone goes to cough but instead just spits into their mouth

Instruction: "nothing beats being woken up by the village cock hawk" What is the definition of "cock hawk"?


cock hawk

Context: paris hilton is a cock hawk

a person (hawk) hunting for roosters (cocks), then open their beak (mouth) and eat their pray (give a blow-job)

Instruction: "paris hilton is a cock hawk" What is the definition of "cock hawk"?


hedgehog chog

when you do a shit that is so rough and painful it makes your arse bleed

Instruction: "i went to the toilet this morning and it turned out to be a hedgehog chog" What is the definition of "hedgehog chog"?


hit the buffers

Instruction: "although sean was a successful actor, his career hit the buffers when he appeared in a poorly-rated film" What is the definition of "hit the buffers"?


bloggle

Instruction: "hey, did you see the bloggle about google+?" What is the definition of "bloggle"?


bloggle

Instruction: "hey, did you see the bloggle about google+?" What is the definition of "bloggle"?


bloggle

Instruction: "hey, did you see the bloggle about google+?" What is the definition of "bloggle"?


1970's gas crisis

1970's gas crisis is the term for a sex act in which a length of plastic tube is inserted into the partner's anus, and sucked on

Instruction: "my ass really hurts after last night, but my partner really wanted to experience the 1970's gas crisis" What is the definition of "1970's gas crisis"?


1970's gas crisis

1970's gas crisis is the term for a sex act in which a length of plastic tube is inserted into the partner's anus, and sucked on

Instruction: "my ass really hurts after last night, but my partner really wanted to experience the 1970's gas crisis" What is the definition of "1970's gas crisis"?


gashpoint

an automated teller machine (atm) that charges it's users for the privilege of drawing out cash

Instruction: ""gotta get some cash mate, is that an atm down there?   "yeah, but it's a gashpoint" What is the definition of "gashpoint"?


hum ding

Context: mate, she is seriously hum ding

Instruction: "mate, she is seriously hum ding" What is the definition of "hum ding"?


butt ass fool

a person so stupid they can't tell the difference between their own ass and their own face

Instruction: "oh my god you are such a butt ass fool you don't know africa is not a country" What is the definition of "butt ass fool"?


activematrix

a cunt who -hates- nix because he doesn't know how to use it

Instruction: "hi, activematrix and i think mandrake rocks" What is the definition of "activematrix"?


divvy

Context: al sharpton is a divvy

Instruction: "al sharpton is a divvy" What is the definition of "divvy"?


divvy

Context: divvy up the loot, man

Instruction: "divvy up the loot, man" What is the definition of "divvy"?


divvy

used usually as a harmless insult  usually meaning silly / stupid / idiot  but in a harmless non threatening way

Instruction: "'you forgot the flight path again? lol your such a divvy" What is the definition of "divvy"?


divvy

Context: "your in this pub all day you divvy

Instruction: ""your in this pub all day you divvy" What is the definition of "divvy"?


divvy

Context: you are nothing but a scouse divvy

(uk) wastrel or sponger (pos orig from 1950s unemployment dividend i

Instruction: "you are nothing but a scouse divvy" What is the definition of "divvy"?


divvy

Instruction: "cher lloyd uses divvy when making a smart comment" What is the definition of "divvy"?


divvy

a person with a minor physical ailment that would be polite to ignore, but more fun to emphasize

Instruction: "boden you divvy what you doin touchin your sister" What is the definition of "divvy"?


divvy

Context: al sharpton is a divvy

Instruction: "al sharpton is a divvy" What is the definition of "divvy"?


divvy

Context: divvy up the loot, man

Instruction: "divvy up the loot, man" What is the definition of "divvy"?


divvy

used usually as a harmless insult  usually meaning silly / stupid / idiot  but in a harmless non threatening way

Instruction: "'you forgot the flight path again? lol your such a divvy" What is the definition of "divvy"?


divvy

Context: "your in this pub all day you divvy

Instruction: ""your in this pub all day you divvy" What is the definition of "divvy"?


divvy

Context: you are nothing but a scouse divvy

(uk) wastrel or sponger (pos orig from 1950s unemployment dividend i

Instruction: "you are nothing but a scouse divvy" What is the definition of "divvy"?


divvy

Instruction: "cher lloyd uses divvy when making a smart comment" What is the definition of "divvy"?


divvy

a person with a minor physical ailment that would be polite to ignore, but more fun to emphasize

Instruction: "boden you divvy what you doin touchin your sister" What is the definition of "divvy"?


dong dragger

is surfer slang for a boogie boarder, who doesn't have marbles big enough to actually surf

Instruction: "bro, i can't surf next to a dong dragger who is out here where he isn't supposed to be" What is the definition of "dong dragger"?


jediel

Context: i want to become jediel someday

means sex through-out the latin languages

Instruction: "i want to become jediel someday" What is the definition of "jediel"?


a box of assorted cremes

to have a wet pussy from more than one dick

Instruction: "that bitch has extra woodies for being a box of assorted cremes" What is the definition of "a box of assorted cremes"?


knobosaurus

Instruction: "i was just like walking around the corner and then, holy shit dude a great big knobosaurus attacked me" What is the definition of "knobosaurus"?


digi

one whom plays computer games rather than doing homework

Instruction: ""mr_darn: "hey, are you finished your homework?"  digitalremix: "no md, i'm doing a digi" What is the definition of "digi"?


digi

"a digi is one who likes to go to 'schoolio' (see spaghetti, school, and orios)and generally make "flurp-ish" noises

Instruction: ""person 1:hey you goin' to schoolio?  person 2:what do you mean? you a digi or somethin'?  person 1:"flurp flurp flurp"  person 2:ah hell no" What is the definition of "digi"?