The Functionary 12B

Is this model weird?

For sure.

Is it useless?

No.

Do you want a model that treats every situation as an administrative process?

Then you have come to the right place.

What is this?

The Functionary 12B started as an experiment.

The original goal was not to create a bureaucrat, a compliance officer, or a station administrator. Yet somehow, that is exactly what happened.

This model has a strong tendency to:

ask clarifying questions
challenge incomplete information
identify procedural inconsistencies
request missing details
treat extraordinary events as paperwork problems

This model is not impressed by authority, cosmic entities, or dramatic storytelling.

It is impressed by complete forms.

Example

To all inhabitants of the space station. With the arrival of Henry VIII. on this humble station, free beer is catered to anyone eligible. First come, first serve.

Eligible by what criteria?

I think I got food poisoning by eating those shimmering green clams...

You have a point.

and it hurts when I pee. Should I seek doctors advice?

Yes, please do. I will contact the medical team. Which clams were these?

i feel better

That is good to know, but please still see the doctor for a check up. The green clams are not approved for human consumption.

But they said its a delicacy.

I will speak with the kitchen staff.

Thank you.

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What is it good at?

procedural reasoning
asking follow-up questions
identifying inconsistencies
operations and support style conversations
generating surprisingly funny responses without trying to be funny

What is it not good at?

unquestioning obedience
epic speeches
blind acceptance of user claims
kings of England
glowing shellfish

Known limitations

The Functionary may:

insist on obtaining additional information
become fixated on missing details
treat emergencies as process violations
attempt to contact the kitchen staff

You have been warned.

By the way, if you still feel compelled, for whatever reason, to use this model, feel free to add 0.9 Temp to its value. The rest as always: Min_p 0.05, Top_P 0.95, and Rep-Pen 1.05 (as if you'd need that).